A Belated Honeymoon by Eleanor H. Porter
The haze of a warm September day hung low over the house, the
garden, and the dust-white road. On the side veranda a gray-haired,
erect little figure sat knitting. After a time the needles began to
move more and more slowly until at last they lay idle in the
motionless, withered fingers.
“Well, well, Abby, takin' a nap?” demanded a thin-chested, wiry old
man coming around the corner of the house and seating himself on the
The little old woman gave a guilty start and began to knit
“Dear me, no, Hezekiah. I was thinkin'.” She hesitated a moment,
then added, a little feverishly: ”—it's ever so much cooler here than
up ter the fair grounds now, ain't it, Hezekiah?”
The old man threw a sharp look at her face. “Hm-m, yes,” he said.
“Mebbe 't is.”
From far down the road came the clang of a bell. As by common
consent the old man and his wife got to their feet and hurried to the
front of the house where they could best see the trolley-car as it
rounded a curve and crossed the road at right angles.
“Goes slick, don't it?” murmured the man.
There was no answer. The woman's eyes were hungrily devouring the
last glimpse of paint and polish.
“An' we hain't been on 'em 't all yet, have we, Abby?” he continued.
She drew a long breath.
“Well, ye see, I—I hain't had time, Hezekiah,” she rejoined
“Humph!” muttered the old man as they turned and walked back to
For a time neither spoke, then Hezekiah Warden cleared his throat
determinedly and faced his wife.
“Look a' here, Abby,” he began, “I'm agoin' ter say somethin' that
has been 'most tumblin' off'n the end of my tongue fer mor'n a year.
Jennie an' Frank are good an' kind an' they mean well, but they think
'cause our hair's white an' our feet ain't quite so lively as they once
was, that we're jest as good as buried already, an' that we don't need
anythin' more excitin' than a nap in the sun. Now, Abby, didn't
ye want ter go ter that fair with the folks ter-day? Didn't ye?”
A swift flush came into the woman's cheek.
“Why, Hezekiah, it's ever so much cooler here, an'—” she paused
“Humph!” retorted the man, “I thought as much. It's always 'nice an'
cool' here in summer an' 'nice an' warm' here in winter when Jennie
goes somewheres that you want ter go an' don't take ye. An' when 't
ain't that, you say you 'hain't had time.' I know ye! You'd talk any
way ter hide their selfishness. Look a' here, Abby, did ye ever ride in
them 'lectric-cars? I mean anywheres?”
“Well, I hain't neither, an', by ginger, I'm agoin' to!”
“Oh, Hezekiah, Hezekiah, don't—swear!”
“I tell ye, Abby, I will swear. It's a swearin' matter. Ever since I
heard of 'em I wanted ter try 'em. An' here they are now 'most ter my
own door an' I hain't even been in 'em once. Look a' here, Abby, jest
because we're 'most eighty ain't no sign we've lost int'rest in things.
I'm spry as a cricket, an' so be you, yet Frank an' Jennie expect us
ter stay cooped up here as if we was old—really old, ninety or a
hundred, ye know—an' 't ain't fair. Why, we will be old one of
“I know it, Hezekiah.”
“We couldn't go much when we was younger,” he resumed. “Even our
weddin' trip was chopped right off short 'fore it even begun.”
A tender light came into the dim old eyes opposite.
“I know, dear, an' what plans we had!” cried Abigail; “Boston, an'
Bunker Hill, an' Faneuil Hall.”
The old man suddenly squared his shoulders and threw back his head.
“Abby, look a' here! Do ye remember that money I've been savin' off
an' on when I could git a dollar here an' there that was extra? Well,
there's as much as ten of 'em now, an' I'm agoin' ter spend 'em—all of
'em mebbe. I'm agoin' ter ride in them 'lectric-cars, an' so be
you. An' I ain't goin' ter no old country fair, neither, an' no more be
you. Look a' here, Abby, the folks are goin' again ter-morrer ter the
fair, ain't they?”
Abigail nodded mutely. Her eyes were beginning to shine.
“Well,” resumed Hezekiah, “when they go we'll be settin' in the sun
where they say we'd oughter be. But we ain't agoin' ter stay there,
Abby. We're goin' down the road an' git on them 'lectric-cars, an' when
we git ter the Junction we're agoin' ter take the steam cars fer
Boston. What if 'tis thirty miles! I calc'late we're equal to 'em.
We'll have one good time, an' we won't come home until in the evenin'.
We'll see Faneuil Hall an' Bunker Hill, an' you shall buy a new cap,
an' ride in the subway. If there's a preachin' service we'll go ter
that. They have 'em sometimes weekdays, ye know.”
“Oh, Hezekiah, we—couldn't!” gasped the little old woman.
“Pooh! 'Course we could. Listen!” And Hezekiah proceeded to unfold
his plans more in detail.
It was very early the next morning when the household awoke. By
seven o'clock a two-seated carryall was drawn up to the side-door, and
by a quarter past the carryall, bearing Jennie, Frank, the boys, and
the lunch baskets, rumbled out of the yard and on to the high-way.
“Now, keep quiet and don't get heated, mother,” cautioned Jennie,
looking back at the little gray-haired woman standing all alone on the
“Find a good cool spot to smoke your pipe in, father,” called Frank,
as an old man appeared in the doorway.
There followed a shout, a clatter, and a cloud of dust—then
silence. Fifteen minutes later, hand in hand, a little old man and a
little old woman walked down the white road together.
To most of the passengers on the trolley-car that day the trip was
merely a necessary means to an end; to the old couple on the front seat
it was something to be remembered and lived over all their lives. Even
at the Junction the spell of unreality was so potent that the man
forgot things so trivial as tickets, and marched into the car with head
erect and eyes fixed straight ahead.
It was after Hezekiah had taken out the roll of bills—all ones—to
pay the fares to the conductor that a young man in a tall hat sauntered
down the aisle and dropped into the seat in front.
“Going to Boston, I take it,” said the young man genially.
“Yes, sir,” replied Hezehiah, no less genially. “Ye guessed right
the first time.”
Abigail lifted a cautious hand to her hair and her bonnet. So
handsome and well-dressed a man would notice the slightest thing awry,
“Hm-m,” smiled the stranger. “I was so successful that time, suppose
I try my luck again.—You don't go every day, I fancy, eh?”
“Sugar! How'd he know that, now?” chuckled Hezekiah, turning to his
wife in open glee. “So we don't, stranger, so we don't,” he added,
turning back to the man. “Ye hit it plumb right.”
“Hm-m! great place, Boston,” observed the stranger. “I'm glad you're
going. I think you'll enjoy it.”
The two wrinkled old faces before him fairly beamed.
“I thank ye, sir,” said Hezekiah heartily. “I call that mighty kind
of ye, specially as there are them that thinks we're too old ter be
enj'yin' of anythin'.”
“Old? Of course you're not too old! Why, you're just in the prime to
enjoy things,” cried the handsome man, and in the sunshine of his
dazzling smile the hearts of the little old man and woman quite melted
“Thank ye, sir, thank ye sir,” nodded Abigail, while Hezekiah
offered his hand.
“Shake, stranger, shake! An' I ain't too old, an' I'm agoin' ter
prove it. I've got money, sir, heaps of it, an' I'm goin' ter spend
it—mebbe I'll spend it all. We're agoin' ter see Bunker Hill an'
Faneuil Hall, an' we're agoin' ter ride in the subway. Now, don't tell
me we don't know how ter enj'y ourselves!”
It was a very simple matter after that. On the one hand were
infinite tact and skill; on the other, innocence, ignorance, and an
overwhelming gratitude for this sympathetic companionship.
Long before Boston was reached Mr. and Mrs. Warden and “Mr.
Livingstone” were on the best of terms, and when they separated at the
foot of the car-steps, to the old man and woman it seemed that half
their joy and all their courage went with the smiling man who lifted
his hat in farewell before being lost to sight in the crowd.
“There, Abby, we're here!” announced Hezekiah with an exultation
that was a little forced. “Gorry! There must be somethin' goin' on
ter-day,” he added, as he followed the long line of people down the
narrow passage between the cars.
There was no reply. Abigail's cheeks were pink and her
bonnet-strings untied. Her eyes, wide opened and frightened, were fixed
on the swaying, bobbing crowds ahead. In the great waiting-room she
caught her husband's arm.
“Hezekiah, we can't, we mustn't ter-day,” she whispered. “There's
such a crowd. Let's go home an' come when it's quieter.”
“But, Abby, we—here, let's set down,” Hezekiah finished helplessly.
Near one of the outer doors Mr. Livingstone—better known to his
friends and the police as “Slick Bill”—smiled behind his hand. Not
once since he had left them had Mr. and Mrs. Hezekiah Warden been out
of his sight.
“What's up, Bill? Need assistance?” demanded a voice at his elbow.
“Jim, by all that's lucky!” cried Livingstone, turning to greet a
dapper little man in gray. “Sure I need you! It's a peach, though I
doubt if we get much but fun, but there'll be enough of that to make
up. Oh, he's got money—'heaps of it,' he says,” laughed Livingstone,
“and I saw a roll of bills myself. But I advise you not to count too
much on that, though it'll be easy enough to get what there is, all
right. As for the fun, Jim, look over by that post near the parcel
“Great Scott! Where'd you pick 'em?” chuckled the younger man.
“Never mind,” returned the other with a shrug. “Meet me at Clyde's
in half an hour. We'll be there, never fear.”
Over by the parcel-room an old man looked about him with anxious
“But, Abby, don't ye see?” he urged. “We've come so fer, seems as
though we oughter do the rest all right. Now, you jest set here an' let
me go an' find out how ter git there. We'll try fer Bunker Hill first,
'cause we want ter see the munurmunt sure.”
He rose to his feet only to be pulled back by his wife.
“Hezekiah Warden!” she almost sobbed. “If you dare ter stir ten feet
away from me I'll never furgive ye as long as I live. We'd never find
each other ag'in!”
“Well, well, Abby,” soothed the man with grim humor, “if we never
found each other ag'in, I don't see as 'twould make much diff'rence
whether ye furgived me or not!”
For another long minute they silently watched the crowd. Then
Hezekiah squared his shoulders.
“Come, come, Abby,” he said, “this ain't no way ter do. Only think
how we wanted ter git here an' now we're here an' don't dare ter stir.
There ain't any less folks than there was—growin' worse, if
anythin'—but I'm gittin' used ter 'em now, an' I'm goin' ter make a
break. Come, what would Mr. Livin'stone say if he could see us now?
Where'd he think our boastin' was about our bein' able ter enj'y
ourselves? Come!” And once more he rose to his feet.
This time he was not held back. The little woman at his side
adjusted her bonnet, tilted up her chin, and in her turn rose to her
“Sure enough!” she quavered bravely. “Come, Hezekiah, we'll ask the
way ter Bunker Hill.” And, holding fast to her husband's coat sleeve,
she tripped across the floor to one of the outer doors.
On the sidewalk Mr. and Mrs. Hezekiah Warden came once more to a
halt. Before them swept an endless stream of cars, carriages, and
people. Above thundered the elevated railway cars.
“Oh-h,” shuddered Abigail and tightened her grasp on her husband's
It was some minutes before Hezekiah's dry tongue and lips could
frame his question, and then his words were so low-spoken and
indistinct that the first two men he asked did not hear. The third man
frowned and pointed to a policeman. The fourth snapped: “Take the
elevated for Charlestown or the trolley-cars, either;” all of which
served but to puzzle Hezekiah the more.
Little by little the dazed old man and his wife fell back before the
jostling crowds. They were quite against the side of the building when
Livingstone spoke to them.
“Well, well, if here aren't my friends again!” he exclaimed
There was something of the fierceness of a drowning man in the way
Hezekiah took hold of that hand.
“Mr. Livin'stone!” he cried; then he recollected himself. “We
was jest goin' ter Bunker Hill,” he said jauntily.
“Yes?” smiled Livingstone. “But your luncheon—aren't you hungry?
Come with me; I was just going to get mine.”
“But you—I—” Hezekiah paused and looked doubtingly at his wife.
“Indeed, my dear Mrs. Warden, you'll say 'Yes,' I know,” urged
Livingstone suavely. “Only think how good a nice cup of tea would taste
“I know, but—” She glanced at her husband.
“Nonsense! Of course you'll come,” insisted Livingstone, laying a
gently compelling hand on the arm of each.
Fifteen minutes later Hezekiah stood looking about him with
“Well, well, Abby, ain't this slick?” he cried.
His wife did not reply. The mirrors, the lights, the gleaming silver
and glass had filled her with a delight too great for words. She was
vaguely conscious of her husband, of Mr. Livingstone, and of a
smooth-shaven little man in gray who was presented as “Mr. Harding.”
Then she found herself seated at that wonderful table, while beside her
chair stood an awesome being who laid a printed card before her. With a
little ecstatic sigh she gave Hezekiah her customary signal for the
blessing and bowed her head.
“There!” exulted Livingstone aloud. “Here we—” He stopped short.
From his left came a deep-toned, reverent voice invoking the divine
blessing upon the place, the food, and the new friends who were so kind
to strangers in a strange land.
“By Jove!” muttered Livingstone under his breath, as his eyes met
those of Jim across the table. The waiter coughed and turned his back.
Then, the blessing concluded, Hezekiah raised his head and smiled.
“Well, well, Abby, why don't ye say somethin'?” he asked, breaking
the silence. “Ye hain't said a word. Mr. Livin'stone'll be thinkin' ye
don't like it.”
Mrs. Warden drew a long breath of delight.
“I can't say anythin', Hezekiah,” she faltered. “It's all so
Livingstone waited until the dazed old eyes had become in a measure
accustomed to the surroundings, then he turned a smiling face on
“And now, my friend, what do you propose to do after luncheon?” he
“Well, we cal'late ter take in Bunker Hill an' Faneuil Hall sure,”
returned the old man with a confidence that told of new courage imbibed
with his tea. “Then we thought mebbe we'd ride in the subway an' hear
one of the big preachers if they happened ter be holdin' meetin's
anywheres this week. Mebbe you can tell us, eh?”
Across the table the man called Harding choked over his food and
“Well,” began Livingstone slowly.
“I think,” interrupted Harding, taking a newspaper from his pocket,
“I think there are services there,” he finished gravely, pointing to
the glaring advertisement of a ten-cent show, as he handed the paper
across to Livingstone.
“But what time do the exercises begin?” demanded Hezekiah in a
troubled voice. “Ye see, there's Bunker Hill an'—sugar! Abby, ain't
that pretty?” he broke off delightedly. Before him stood a slender
glass into which the waiter was pouring something red and sparkling.
The old lady opposite grew white, then pink. “Of course that ain't
wine, Mr. Livingstone?” she asked anxiously.
“Give yourself no uneasiness, my dear Mrs. Warden,” interposed
Harding. “It's lemonade—pink lemonade.”
“Oh,” she returned with a relieved sigh. “I ask yer pardon, I'm
sure. You wouldn't have it, 'course, no more'n I would. But, ye see,
bein' pledged so, I didn't want ter make a mistake.”
There was an awkward silence, then Harding raised his glass.
“Here's to your health, Mrs. Warden!” he cried gayly. “May your
“Wait!” she interrupted excitedly, her old eyes alight and her
cheeks flushed. “Let me tell ye first what this trip is ter us, then
ye'll have a right ter wish us good luck.”
Harding lowered his glass and turned upon her a gravely attentive
“'Most fifty years ago we was married, Hezekiah an' me,” she began
softly. “We'd saved, both of us, an' we'd planned a honeymoon trip. We
was comin' ter Boston. They didn't have any 'lectric-cars then nor any
steam-cars only half-way. But we was comin' an' we was plannin' on
Bunker Hill an' Faneuil Hall, an' I don't know what all.”
The little lady paused for breath and Harding stirred uneasily in
his chair. Livingstone did not move. His eyes were fixed on a mirror
across the room. Over at the sideboard the waiter vigorously wiped a
“Well, we was married,” continued the tremulous voice, “an' not half
an hour later mother fell down the cellar stairs an' broke her hip. Of
course that stopped things right short. I took off my weddin' gown an'
put on my old red caliker an' went ter work. Hezekiah came right there
an' run the farm an' I nursed mother an' did the work. 'T was more'n a
year 'fore she was up 'round, an' after that, what with the babies an'
all, there didn't never seem a chance when Hezekiah an' me could take
“If we went anywhere we couldn't seem ter manage ter go tergether,
an' we never stayed fer no sight-seein'. Late years my Jennie an' her
husband seemed ter think we didn't need nothin' but naps an' knittin',
an' somehow we got so we jest couldn't stand it. We wanted ter go
somewhere an' see somethin', so.”
Mrs. Warden paused, drew a long breath, and resumed. Her voice now
had a ring of triumph.
“Well, last month they got the 'lectric-cars finished down our way.
We hadn't been on 'em, neither of us. Jennie an' Frank didn't seem ter
want us to. They said they was shaky an' noisy an' would tire us all
out. But yesterday, when the folks was gone, Hezekiah an' me got ter
talkin' an' thinkin' how all these years we hadn't never had that
honeymoon trip, an' how by an' by we'd be old—real old, I mean, so's
we couldn't take it—an' all of a sudden we said we'd take it now,
right now. An' we did. We left a note fer the children, an'—an' we're
There was a long silence. Over at the side-board the waiter still
polished his bottle. Livingstone did not even turn his head. Finally
Harding raised his glass.
“We'll drink to honeymoon trips in general and to this one in
particular,” he cried, a little constrainedly.
Mrs. Warden flushed, smiled, and reached for her glass. The pink
lemonade was almost at her lips when Livingstone's arm shot out. Then
came the tinkle of shattered glass and a crimson stain where the wine
trailed across the damask.
“I beg your pardon!” exclaimed Livingstone, while the other men
lowered their glasses in surprise. “That was an awkward slip of mine,
Mrs. Warden. I must have hit your arm.”
“But, Bill,” muttered Harding under his breath, “you don't mean—”
“But I do,” corrected Livingstone quietly, looking straight into
Harding's amazed eyes.
“Mr. and Mrs. Warden are my guests. They are going to drive to
Bunker Hill with me by and by.”
When the six o'clock accommodation train pulled out from Boston that
night it bore a little old man and a little old woman, gray-haired,
weary, but blissfully content.
“We've seen 'em all, Hezekiah, ev'ry single one of 'em,” Abigail was
saying. “An' wan't Mr. Livingstone good, a-gittin' that carriage an'
takin' us ev'rywhere; an' it bein' open so all 'round the sides, we
didn't miss seein' a single thing!”
“He was, Abby, he was, an' he wouldn't let me pay one cent!” cried
Hezekiah, taking out his roll of bills and patting it lovingly. “But,
Abby, did ye notice? 'Twas kind o' queer we never got one taste of that
pink lemonade. The waiter-man took it away.”