Flappers and Philosophers
by F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Ice Palace
Bernice Bobs Her
The Four Fists
The Offshore Pirate
This unlikely story begins on a sea that was a blue dream, as
colorful as blue-silk stockings, and beneath a sky as blue as the
irises of children's eyes. From the western half of the sky the sun
was shying little golden disks at the sea—if you gazed intently
enough you could see them skip from wave tip to wave tip until they
joined a broad collar of golden coin that was collecting half a mile
out and would eventually be a dazzling sunset. About half-way between
the Florida shore and the golden collar a white steam-yacht, very
young and graceful, was riding at anchor and under a blue-and-white
awning aft a yellow-haired girl reclined in a wicker settee reading
The Revolt of the Angels, by Anatole France.
She was about nineteen, slender and supple, with a spoiled
alluring mouth and quick gray eyes full of a radiant curiosity. Her
feet, stockingless, and adorned rather than clad in blue-satin
slippers which swung nonchalantly from her toes, were perched on the
arm of a settee adjoining the one she occupied. And as she read she
intermittently regaled herself by a faint application to her tongue of
a half-lemon that she held in her hand. The other half, sucked dry,
lay on the deck at her feet and rocked very gently to and fro at the
almost imperceptible motion of the tide.
The second half-lemon was well-nigh pulpless and the golden collar
had grown astonishing in width, when suddenly the drowsy silence which
enveloped the yacht was broken by the sound of heavy footsteps and an
elderly man topped with orderly gray hair and clad in a white-flannel
suit appeared at the head of the companionway. There he paused for a
moment until his eyes became accustomed to the sun, and then seeing
the girl under the awning he uttered a long even grunt of disapproval.
If he had intended thereby to obtain a rise of any sort he was
doomed to disappointment. The girl calmly turned over two pages,
turned back one, raised the lemon mechanically to tasting distance,
and then very faintly but quite unmistakably yawned.
“Ardita!” said the gray-haired man sternly.
Ardita uttered a small sound indicating nothing.
“Ardita!” he repeated. “Ardita!”
Ardita raised the lemon languidly, allowing three words to slip
out before it reached her tongue.
“Oh, shut up.”
Will you listen to me—or will I have to get a servant to hold you
while I talk to you?”
The lemon descended very slowly and scornfully.
“Put it in writing.”
“Will you have the decency to close that abominable book and
discard that damn lemon for two minutes?”
“Oh, can't you lemme alone for a second?”
“Ardita, I have just received a telephone message from the
“Telephone?” She showed for the first time a faint interest.
“Yes, it was—-”
“Do you mean to say,” she interrupted wonderingly, “'at they let
you run a wire out here?”
“Yes, and just now—-”
“Won't other boats bump into it?”
“No. It's run along the bottom. Five min—-”
“Well, I'll be darned! Gosh! Science is golden or something—isn't
“Will you let me say what I started to?”
“Well it seems—well, I am up here—“ He paused and swallowed
several times distractedly. “Oh, yes. Young woman, Colonel Moreland
has called up again to ask me to be sure to bring you in to dinner.
His son Toby has come all the way from New York to meet you and he's
invited several other young people. For the last time, will you—-”
“No” said Ardita shortly, “I won't. I came along on this darn
cruise with the one idea of going to Palm Beach, and you knew it, and
I absolutely refuse to meet any darn old colonel or any darn young
Toby or any darn old young people or to set foot in any other darn old
town in this crazy state. So you either take me to Palm Beach or else
shut up and go away.”
“Very well. This is the last straw. In your infatuation for this
man.—a man who is notorious for his excesses—a man your father
would not have allowed to so much as mention your name—you have
rejected the demi-monde rather than the circles in which you have
presumably grown up. From now on—-”
“I know” interrupted Ardita ironically, “from now on you go your
way and I go mine. I've heard that story before. You know I'd like
“From now on,” he announced grandiloquently, “you are no niece of
“O-o-o-oh!” The cry was wrung from Ardita with the agony of a lost
soul. “Will you stop boring me! Will you go 'way! Will you jump
overboard and drown! Do you want me to throw this book at you!”
“If you dare do any—-”
Smack! The Revolt of the Angels sailed through the air, missed its
target by the length of a short nose, and bumped cheerfully down the
The gray-haired man made an instinctive step backward and then two
cautious steps forward. Ardita jumped to her five feet four and stared
at him defiantly, her gray eyes blazing.
“How dare you!” he cried.
“Because I darn please!”
“You've grown unbearable! Your disposition—-”
“You've made me that way! No child ever has a bad disposition
unless it's her fancy's fault! Whatever I am, you did it.”
Muttering something under his breath her uncle turned and, walking
forward called in a loud voice for the launch. Then he returned to the
awning, where Ardita had again seated herself and resumed her
attention to the lemon.
“I am going ashore,” he said slowly. “I will be out again at nine
o'clock to-night. When I return we start back to New York, wither I
shall turn you over to your aunt for the rest of your natural, or
rather unnatural, life.” He paused and looked at her, and then all at
once something in the utter childness of her beauty seemed to puncture
his anger like an inflated tire, and render him helpless, uncertain,
“Ardita,” he said not unkindly, “I'm no fool. I've been round. I
know men. And, child, confirmed libertines don't reform until they're
tired—and then they're not themselves—they're husks of themselves.”
He looked at her as if expecting agreement, but receiving no sight or
sound of it he continued. “Perhaps the man loves you—that's possible.
He's loved many women and he'll love many more. Less than a month ago,
one month, Ardita, he was involved in a notorious affair with that
red-haired woman, Mimi Merril; promised to give her the diamond
bracelet that the Czar of Russia gave his mother. You know—you read
“Thrilling scandals by an anxious uncle,” yawned Ardita. “Have it
filmed. Wicked clubman making eyes at virtuous flapper. Virtuous
flapper conclusively vamped by his lurid past. Plans to meet him at
Palm Beach. Foiled by anxious uncle.”
“Will you tell me why the devil you want to marry him?”
“I'm sure I couldn't say,” said Audits shortly. “Maybe because
he's the only man I know, good or bad, who has an imagination and the
courage of his convictions. Maybe it's to get away from the young
fools that spend their vacuous hours pursuing me around the country.
But as for the famous Russian bracelet, you can set your mind at rest
on that score. He's going to give it to me at Palm Beach—if you'll
show a little intelligence.”
“How about the—red-haired woman?”
“He hasn't seen her for six months,” she said angrily. “Don't you
suppose I have enough pride to see to that? Don't you know by this
time that I can do any darn thing with any darn man I want to?”
She put her chin in the air like the statue of France Aroused, and
then spoiled the pose somewhat by raising the lemon for action.
“Is it the Russian bracelet that fascinates you?”
“No, I'm merely trying to give you the sort of argument that would
appeal to your intelligence. And I wish you'd go 'way,” she said, her
temper rising again. “You know I never change my mind. You've been
boring me for three days until I'm about to go crazy. I won't go
ashore! Won't! Do you hear? Won't!”
“Very well,” he said, “and you won't go to Palm Beach either. Of
all the selfish, spoiled, uncontrolled disagreeable, impossible girl
Splush! The half-lemon caught him in the neck. Simultaneously came
a hail from over the side.
“The launch is ready, Mr. Farnam.”
Too full of words and rage to speak, Mr. Farnam cast one utterly
condemning glance at his niece and, turning, ran swiftly down the
Five o'clock robed down from the sun and plumped soundlessly into
the sea. The golden collar widened into a glittering island; and a
faint breeze that had been playing with the edges of the awning and
swaying one of the dangling blue slippers became suddenly freighted
with song. It was a chorus of men in close harmony and in perfect
rhythm to an accompanying sound of oars dealing the blue writers.
Ardita lifted her head and listened.
“Carrots and Peas,
Beans on their knees,
Pigs in the seas,
Blow us a breeze,
Blow us a breeze,
Blow us a breeze,
With your bellows.”
Ardita's brow wrinkled in astonishment. Sitting very still she
listened eagerly as the chorus took up a second verse.
“Onions and beans,
Marshalls and Deans,
Goldbergs and Greens
Blow us a breeze,
Blow us a breeze,
Blow us a breeze,
With your bellows.”
With an exclamation she tossed her book to the desk, where it
sprawled at a straddle, and hurried to the rail. Fifty feet away a
large rowboat was approaching containing seven men, six of them rowing
and one standing up in the stern keeping time to their song with an
orchestra leader's baton.
“Oysters and Rocks,
Sawdust and socks,
Who could make clocks
Out of cellos?—-”
The leader's eyes suddenly rested on Ardita, who was leaning over
the rail spellbound with curiosity. He made a quick movement with his
baton and the singing instantly ceased. She saw that he was the only
white man in the boat—the six rowers were negroes.
“Narcissus ahoy!” he called politely.
What's the idea of all the discord?” demanded Ardita cheerfully.
“Is this the varsity crew from the county nut farm?”
By this time the boat was scraping the side of the yacht and a
great bulking negro in the bow turned round and grasped the ladder.
Thereupon the leader left his position in the stern and before Ardita
had realized his intention he ran up the ladder and stood breathless
before her on the deck.
“The women and children will be spared!” he said briskly. “All
crying babies will be immediately drowned and all males put in double
irons!” Digging her hands excitedly down into the pockets of her dress
Ardita stared at him, speechless with astonishment. He was a young man
with a scornful mouth and the bright blue eyes of a healthy baby set
in a dark sensitive face. His hair was pitch black, damp and
curly—the hair of a Grecian statue gone brunette. He was trimly
built, trimly dressed, and graceful as an agile quarter-back.
“Well, I'll be a son of a gun!” she said dazedly.
They eyed each other coolly.
“Do you surrender the ship?”
“Is this an outburst of wit? ” demanded Ardita. “Are you an
idiot—or just being initiated to some fraternity?”
“I asked you if you surrendered the ship.”
“I thought the country was dry,” said Ardita disdainfully. “Have
you been drinking finger-nail enamel? You better get off this yacht!”
“What?” the young man's voice expressed incredulity.
“Get off the yacht! You heard me!”
He looked at her for a moment as if considering what she had said.
“No” said his scornful mouth slowly; “No, I won't get off the
yacht. You can get off if you wish.”
Going to the rail be gave a curt command and immediately the crew
of the rowboat scrambled up the ladder and ranged themselves in line
before him, a coal-black and burly darky at one end and a miniature
mulatto of four feet nine at to other. They seemed to be uniformly
dressed in some sort of blue costume ornamented with dust, mud, and
tatters; over the shoulder of each was slung a small, heavy-looking
white sack, and under their arms they carried large black cases
apparently containing musical instruments.
“'Ten-SHUN!” commanded the young man, snapping his own heels
together crisply. “Right DRISS! Front! Step out here, Babe!”
The smallest Negro took a quick step forward and saluted.
“Take command, go down below, catch the crew and tie 'em up—all
except the engineer. Bring him up to me. Oh, and pile those bags by
the rail there.”
Babe saluted again and wheeling about motioned for the five others
to gather about him. Then after a short whispered consultation they
all filed noiselessly down the companionway.
“Now,” said the young man cheerfully to Ardita, who had witnessed
this last scene in withering silence, “if you will swear on your
honor as a flapper—which probably isn't worth much—that you'll keep
that spoiled little mouth of yours tight shut for forty-eight hours,
you can row yourself ashore in our rowboat.”
“Otherwise you're going to sea in a ship.”
With a little sigh as for a crisis well passed, the young man sank
into the settee Ardita had lately vacated and stretched his arms
lazily. The corners of his mouth relaxed appreciatively as he looked
round at the rich striped awning, the polished brass, and the
luxurious fittings of the deck. His eye felt on the book, and then on
the exhausted lemon.
“Hm,” he said, “Stonewall Jackson claimed that lemon-juice cleared
his head. Your head feel pretty clear?”
Ardita disdained to answer.
“Because inside of five minutes you'll have to make a clear
decision whether it's go or stay.”
He picked up the book and opened it curiously.
“The Revolt of the Angels. Sounds pretty good. French, eh?” He
stared at her with new interest “You French?”
“What's your name?”
“Well Ardita, no use standing up there and chewing out the insides
of your mouth. You ought to break those nervous habits while you're
young. Come over here and sit down.”
Ardita took a carved jade case from her pocket, extracted a
cigarette and lit it with a conscious coolness, though she knew her
hand was trembling a little; then she crossed over with her supple,
swinging walk, and sitting down in the other settee blew a mouthful of
smoke at the awning.
“You can't get me off this yacht,” she raid steadily; “and you
haven't got very much sense if you think you'll get far with it. My
uncle'll have wirelesses zigzagging all over this ocean by half past
She looked quickly at his face, caught anxiety stamped there
plainly in the faintest depression of the mouth's corners.
“It's all the same to me,” she said, shrugging her shoulders.
“'Tisn't my yacht. I don't mind going for a coupla hours' cruise.
I'll even lend you that book so you'll have something to read on the
revenue boat that takes you up to Sing-Sing.”
He laughed scornfully.
“If that's advice you needn't bother. This is part of a plan
arranged before I ever knew this yacht existed. If it hadn't been
this one it'd have been the next one we passed anchored along the
“Who are you?” demanded Ardita suddenly. “And what are you?”
“You've decided not to go ashore?”
“I never even faintly considered it.”
“We're generally known,” he said “all seven of us, as Curtis
Carlyle and his Six Black Buddies late of the Winter Garden and the
“We were until to-day. At present, due to those white bags you see
there we're fugitives from justice and if the reward offered for our
capture hasn't by this time reached twenty thousand dollars I miss my
“What's in the bags?” asked Ardita curiously.
“Well,” he said “for the present we'll call it—mud—Florida mud.”
Within ten minutes after Curtis Carlyle's interview with a very
frightened engineer the yacht Narcissus was under way, steaming south
through a balmy tropical twilight. The little mulatto, Babe, who seems
to have Carlyle's implicit confidence, took full command of the
situation. Mr. Farnam's valet and the chef, the only members of the
crew on board except the engineer, having shown fight, were now
reconsidering, strapped securely to their bunks below. Trombone Mose,
the biggest negro, was set busy with a can of paint obliterating the
name Narcissus from the bow, and substituting the name Hula Hula, and
the others congregated aft and became intently involved in a game of
Having given order for a meal to be prepared and served on deck at
seven-thirty, Carlyle rejoined Ardita, and, sinking back into his
settee, half closed his eyes and fell into a state of profound
Ardita scrutinized him carefully—and classed him immedialely as a
romantic figure. He gave the effect of towering self-confidence
erected on a slight foundation—just under the surface of each of his
decisions she discerned a hesitancy that was in decided contrast to
the arrogant curl of his lips.
“He's not like me,” she thought “There's a difference somewhere.”
Being a supreme egotist Ardita frequently thought about herself;
never having had her egotism disputed she did it entirely naturally
and with no detraction from her unquestioned charm. Though she was
nineteen she gave the effect of a high-spirited precocious child, and
in the present glow of her youth and beauty all the men and women she
had known were but driftwood on the ripples of her temperament. She
had met other egotists—in fact she found that selfish people bored
her rather less than unselfish people—but as yet there had not been
one she had not eventually defeated and brought to her feet.
But though she recognized an egotist in the settee, she felt none
of that usual shutting of doors in her mind which meant clearing ship
for action; on the contrary her instinct told her that this man was
somehow completely pregnable and quite defenseless. When Ardita defied
convention—and of late it had been her chief amusement—it was from
an intense desire to be herself, and she felt that this man, on the
contrary, was preoccupied with his own defiance.
She was much more interested in him than she was in her own
situation, which affected her as the prospect of a matineé might
affect a ten-year-old child. She had implicit confidence in her
ability to take care of herself under any and all circumstances.
The night deepened. A pale new moon smiled misty-eyed upon the
sea, and as the shore faded dimly out and dark clouds were blown like
leaves along the far horizon a great haze of moonshine suddenly bathed
the yacht and spread an avenue of glittering mail in her swift path.
From time to time there was the bright flare of a match as one of them
lighted a cigarette, but except for the low under-tone of the
throbbing engines and the even wash of the waves about the stern the
yacht was quiet as a dream boat star-bound through the heavens. Round
them bowed the smell of the night sea, bringing with it an infinite
Carlyle broke the silence at last.
“Lucky girl,” he sighed “I've always wanted to be rich—and buy
all this beauty.”
“I'd rather be you,” she said frankly.
“You would—for about a day. But you do seem to possess a lot of
nerve for a flapper.”
“I wish you wouldn't call me that”
“Beg your pardon.”
“As to nerve,” she continued slowly, “it's my one redeemiug
feature. I'm not afraid of anything in heaven or earth.”
“Hm, I am.”
“To be afraid,” said Ardita, “a person has either to be very great
and strong—or else a coward. I'm neither.” She paused for a moment,
and eagerness crept into her tone. “But I want to talk about you. What
on earth have you done—and how did you do it?”
“Why?” he demanded cynically. “Going to write a movie, about me?”
“Go on,” she urged. “Lie to me by the moonlight. Do a fabulous
A negro appeared, switched on a string of small lights under the
awning, and began setting the wicker table for supper. And while they
ate cold sliced chicken, salad, artichokes and strawberry jam from the
plentiful larder below, Carlyle began to talk, hesitatingly at first,
but eagerly as he saw she was interested. Ardita scarcely touched her
food as she watched his dark young face—handsome, ironic faintly
He began life as a poor kid in a Tennessee town, he said, so poor
that his people were the only white family in their street. He never
remembered any white children—but there were inevitably a dozen
pickaninnies streaming in his trail, passionate admirers whom he kept
in tow by the vividness of his imagination and the amount of trouble
he was always getting them in and out of. And it seemed that this
association diverted a rather unusual musical gift into a strange
There had been a colored woman named Belle Pope Calhoun who played
the piano at parties given for white children—nice white children
that would have passed Curtis Carlyle with a sniff. But the ragged
little “poh white” used to sit beside her piano by the hour and try to
get in an alto with one of those kazoos that boys hum through. Before
he was thirteen he was picking up a living teasing ragtime out of a
battered violin in little cafés round Nashville. Eight years later the
ragtime craze hit the country, and he took six darkies on the Orpheum
circuit. Five of them were boys he had grown up with; the other was
the little mulatto, Babe Divine, who was a wharf nigger round New
York, and long before that a plantation hand in Bermuda, until he
stuck an eight-inch stiletto in his master's back. Almost before
Carlyle realized his good fortune he was on Broadway, with offers of
engagements on all sides, and more money than he had ever dreamed of.
It was about then that a change began in his whole attitude, a
rather curious, embittering change. It was when he realized that he
was spending the golden years of his life gibbering round a stage with
a lot of black men. His act was good of its kind—three trombones,
three saxaphones, and Carlyle's flute—and it was his own peculiar
sense of rhythm that made all the difference; but he began to grow
strangely sensitive about it, began to hate the thought of appearing,
dreaded it from day to day.
They were making money—each contract he signed called for
more—but when he went to managers and told them that he wanted to
separate from his sextet and go on as a regular pianist, they laughed
at him aud told him he was crazy—it would he an artistic suicide. He
used to laugh afterward at the phrase “artistic suicide.” They all
Half a dozen times they played at private dances at three thousand
dollars a night, and it seemed as if these crystallized all his
distaste for his mode of livlihood. They took place in clubs and
houses that he couldn't have gone into in the daytime After all, he
was merely playing to rôle of the eternal monkey, a sort of sublimated
chorus man. He was sick of the very smell of the theatre, of powder
and rouge and the chatter of the greenroom, and the patronizing
approval of the boxes. He couldn't put his heart into it any more. The
idea of a slow approach to the luxury of liesure drove him wild. He
was, of course, progressing toward it, but, like a child, eating his
ice-cream so slowly that he couldn't taste it at all.
He wanted to have a lot of money and time and opportunity to read
and play, and the sort of men and women round him that he could never
have—the kind who, if they thought of him at all, would have
considered him rather contemptible; in short he wanted all those
things which he was beginning to lump under the general head of
aristocracy, an aristocracy which it seemed almost any money could buy
except money made as he was making it. He was twenty-five then,
without family or education or any promise that he would succeed in a
business career. He began speculating wildly, and within three weeks
he had lost every cent he had saved.
Then the war came. He went to Plattsburg, and even there his
profession followed him. A brigadier-general called him up to
headquarters and told him he could serve his country better as a band
leader—so he spent the war entertaining celebrities behind the line
with a headquarters band. It was not so bad—except that when the
infantry came limping back from the trenches he wanted to be one of
them. The sweat and mud they wore seemed only one of those ineffable
symbols of aristocracy that were forever eluding him.
“It was the private dances that did it. After I came back from
the war the old routine started. We had an offer from a syndicate of
Florida hotels. It was only a question of time then.”
He broke off and Ardita looked at him expectantly, but he shook
“No,” he said, “I'm going to tell you about it. I'm enjoying it
too much, and I'm afraid I'd lose a little of that enjoyment if I
shared it with anyone else. I want to hang on to those few
breathless, heroic moments when I stood out before them all and let
them know I was more than a damn bobbing, squawking clown.”
>From up forward came suddenly the low sound of singing. The
negroes had gathered together on the deck and their voices rose
together in a haunting melody that soared in poignant harmonics
toward the moon. And Ardita listens in enchantment.
Mammy wanna take me down milky way,
Pappy say to-morra-a-a-ah
But mammy say to-day,
Yes—mammy say to-day!”
Carlyle sighed and was silent for a moment looking up at the
gathered host of stars blinking like arc-lights in the warm sky. The
negroes' song had died away to a plaintive humming and it seemed as if
minute by minute the brightness and the great silence were increasing
until he could almost hear the midnight toilet of the mermaids as they
combed their silver dripping curls under the moon and gossiped to each
other of the fine wrecks they lived on the green opalescent avenues
“You see,” said Carlyle softly, “this is the beauty I want. Beauty
has got to be astonishing, astounding—it's got to burst in on you
like a dream, like the exquisite eyes of a girl.”
He turned to her, but she was silent.
“You see, don't you, Anita—I mean, Ardita?”
Again she made no answer. She had been sound asleep for some
In the dense sun-flooded noon of next day a spot in the sea before
them resolved casually into a green-and-gray islet, apparently
composed of a great granite cliff at its northern end which slanted
south through a mile of vivid coppice and grass to a sandy beach
melting lazily into the surf. When Ardita, reading in her favorite
seat, came to the last page of The Revolt of the Angels, and slamming
the book shut looked up and saw it, she gave a little cry of delight,
and called to Carlyle, who was standing moodily by the rail.
“Is this it? Is this where you're going?”
Carlyle shrugged his shoulders carelessly.
“You've got me.” He raised his voice and called up to the acting
skipper: “Oh, Babe, is this your island?”
The mulatto's miniature head appeared from round the corner of the
“Yas-suh! This yeah's it.”
Carlyle joined Ardita.
“Looks sort of sporting, doesn't it?”
“Yes,” she agreed; “but it doesn't look big enough to be much of a
“You still putting your faith in those wirelesses your uncle was
going to have zigzagging round?”
“No,” said Ardita frankly. “I'm all for you. I'd really like to
see you make a get-away.”
“You're our Lady Luck. Guess we'll have to keep you with us as a
mascot—for the present anyway.”
“You couldn't very well ask me to swim back,” she said coolly. “If
you do I'm going to start writing dime novels founded on that
interminable history of your life you gave me last night.”
He flushed and stiffened slightly.
“I'm very sorry I bored you.”
“Oh, you didn't—until just at the end with some story about how
furious you were because you couldn't dance with the ladies you
played music for.”
He rose angrily.
“You have got a darn mean little tongue.”
“Excuse me,” she said melting into laughter, “but I'm not used to
having men regale me with the story of their life
ambitions—especially if they've lived such deathly platonic lives.”
“Why? What do men usually regale you with?”
“Oh, they talk about me,” she yawned. “They tell me I'm the spirit
of youth and beauty.”
“What do you tell them?”
“Oh, I agree quietly.”
“Does every man you meet tell you he loves you?”
“Why shouldn't he? All life is just a progression toward, and then
a recession from, one phrase—'I love you.'”
Carlyle laughed and sat down.
“That's very true. That's—that's not bad. Did you make that up?”
“Yes—or rather I found it out. It doesn't mean anything
especially. It's just clever.”
“It's the sort of remark,” he said gravely, “that's typical of
“Oh,” she interrupted impatiently, “don't start that lecture on
aristocracy again! I distrust people who can be intense at this hour
in the morning. It's a mild form of insanity—a sort of breakfast-food
jag. Morning's the time to sleep, swim, and be careless.”
Ten minutes later they had swung round in a wide circle as if to
approach the island from the north.
“There's a trick somewhere,” commented Ardita thoughtfully. “He
can't mean just to anchor up against this cliff.”
They were heading straight in now toward the solid rock, which
must have been well over a hundred feet tall, and not until they were
within fifty yards of it did Ardita see their objective. Then she
clapped her hands in delight. There was a break in the cliff entirely
hidden by a curious overlapping of rock, and through this break the
yacht entered and very slowly traversed a narrow channel of
crystal-clear water between high gray walls. Then they were riding at
anchor in a miniature world of green and gold, a gilded bay smooth as
glass and set round with tiny palms, the whole resembling the mirror
lakes and twig trees that children set up in sand piles.
“Not so darned bad!” cried Carlyle excitedly.
“I guess that little coon knows his way round this corner of the
His exuberance was contagious, and Ardita became quite jubilant.
“It's an absolutely sure-fire hiding-place!”
“Lordy, yes! It's the sort of island you read about.”
The rowboat was lowered into the golden lake and they pulled to
“Come on,” said Carlyle as they landed in the slushy sand, “we'll
The fringe of palms was in turn ringed in by a round mile of flat,
sandy country. They followed it south and brushing through a farther
rim of tropical vegetation came out on a pearl-gray virgin beach where
Ardita kicked of her brown golf shoes—she seemed to have permanently
abandoned stockings—and went wading. Then they sauntered back to the
yacht, where the indefatigable Babe had luncheon ready for them. He
had posted a lookout on the high cliff to the north to watch the sea
on both sides, though he doubted if the entrance to the cliff was
generally known—he had never even seen a map on which the island was
“What's its name,” asked Ardita—“the island, I mean?”
“No name 'tall,” chuckled Babe. “Reckin she jus' island, 'at's
In the late afternoon they sat with their backs against great
boulders on the highest part of the cliff and Carlyle sketched for
her his vague plans. He was sure they were hot after him by this time.
The total proceeds of the coup he had pulled off and concerning which
he still refused to enlighten her, he estimated as just under a
million dollars. He counted on lying up here several weeks and then
setting off southward, keeping well outside the usual channels of
travel rounding the Horn and heading for Callao, in Peru. The details
of coaling and provisioning he was leaving entirely to Babe who, it
seemed, had sailed these seas in every capacity from cabin-boy aboard
a coffee trader to virtual first mate on a Brazillian pirate craft,
whose skipper had long since been hung.
“If he'd been white he'd have been king of South America long
ago,” said Carlyle emphatically. “When it comes to intelligence he
makes Booker T. Washington look like a moron. He's got the guile of
every race and nationality whose blood is in his veins, and that's
half a dozen or I'm a liar. He worships me because I'm the only man in
the world who can play better ragtime than he can. We used to sit
together on the wharfs down on the New York water-front, he with a
bassoon and me with an oboe, and we'd blend minor keys in African
harmonics a thousand years old until the rats would crawl up the posts
and sit round groaning and squeaking like dogs will in front of a
“How you can tell 'em!”
“I swear that's the gos—-”
“What you going to do when you get to Callao?” she interrupted.
“Take ship for India. I want to be a rajah. I mean it. My idea is
to go up into Afghanistan somewhere, buy up a palace and a
reputation, and then after about five years appear in England with a
foreign accent and a mysterious past. But India first. Do you know,
they say that all the gold in the world drifts very gradually back to
India. Something fascinating about that to me. And I want leisure to
read—an immense amount.”
“How about after that?”
“Then,” he answered defiantly, “comes aristocracy. Laugh if you
want to—but at least you'll have to admit that I know what I
want—which I imagine is more than you do.”
“On the contrary,” contradicted Ardita, reaching in her pocket for
her cigarette case, “when I met you I was in the midst of a great
uproar of all my friends and relatives because I did know what I
“What was it?”
“You mean you were engaged?”
“After a fashion. If you hadn't come aboard I had every intention
of slipping ashore yesterday evening—how long ago it seems—and
meeting him in Palm Beach. He's waiting there for me with a bracelet
that once belonged to Catherine of Russia. Now don't mutter anything
about aristocracy,” she put in quickly. “I liked him simply because he
had had an imagination and the utter courage of his convictions.”
“But your family disapproved, eh?”
“What there is of it—only a silly uncle and a sillier aunt. It
seems he got into some scandal with a red-haired woman name Mimi
something—it was frightfully exaggerated, he said, and men don't lie
to me—and anyway I didn't care what he'd done; it was the future that
counted. And I'd see to that. When a man's in love with me he doesn't
care for other amusements. I told him to drop her like a hot cake, and
“I feel rather jealous,” said Carlyle, frowning—and then he
laughed. “I guess I'll just keep you along with us until we get to
Callao. Then I'll lend you enough money to get back to the States. By
that time you'll have had a chance to think that gentleman over a
“Don't talk to me like that!” fired up Ardita. “I won't tolerate
the parental attitude from anybody! Do you understand me?” He
chuckled and then stopped, rather abashed, as her cold anger seemed
to fold him about and chill him.
“I'm sorry,” he offered uncertainly.
“Oh, don't apologize! I can't stand men who say 'I'm sorry' in
that manly, reserved tone. Just shut up!”
A pause ensued, a pause which Carlyle found rather awkward, but
which Ardita seemed not to notice at all as she sat contentedly
enjoying her cigarette and gazing out at the shining sea. After a
minute she crawled out on the rock and lay with her face over the
edge looking down. Carlyle, watching her, reflected how it seemed
impossible for her to assume an ungraceful attitude.
“Oh, look,” she cried. “There's a lot of sort of ledges down
there. Wide ones of all different heights.”
“We'll go swimming to-night!” she said excitedly. “By moonlight.”
“Wouldn't you rather go in at the beach on the other end?”
“Not a chance. I like to dive. You can use my uncle's bathing
suit, only it'll fit you like a gunny sack, because he's a very
flabby man. I've got a one-piece that's shocked the natives all along
the Atlantic coast from Biddeford Pool to St. Augustine.”
“I suppose you're a shark.”
“Yes, I'm pretty good. And I look cute too. A sculptor up at Rye
last summer told me my calves are worth five hundred dollars.”
There didn't seem to be any answer to this, so Carlyle was silent,
permitting himself only a discreet interior smile.
When the night crept down in shadowy blue and silver they threaded
the shimmering channel in the rowboat and, tying it to a jutting rock,
began climbing the cliff together. The first shelf was ten feet up,
wide, and furnishing a natural diving platform. There they sat down in
the bright moonlight and watched the faint incessant surge of the
waters almost stilled now as the tide set seaward.
“Are you happy?” he asked suddenly.
“Always happy near the sea. You know,” she went on, “I've been
thinking all day that you and I are somewhat alike. We're both
rebels—only for different reasons. Two years ago, when I was just
eighteen and you were—-”
“—-well, we were both conventional successes. I was an utterly
devastating débutante and you were a prosperous musician just
commissioned in the army—-”
“Gentleman by act of Congress,” he put in ironically.
“Well, at any rate, we both fitted. If our corners were not rubbed
off they were at least pulled in. But deep in us both was something
that made us require more for happiness. I didn't know what I wanted.
I went from man to man, restless, impatient, month by month getting
less acquiescent and more dissatisfied. I used to sit sometimes
chewing at the insides of my mouth and thinking I was going crazy—I
had a frightful sense of transiency. I wanted things now—now—now!
Here I was—beautiful—I am, aren't I?”
“Yes,” agreed Carlyle tentatively.
Ardita rose suddenly.
“Wait a second. I want to try this delightful-looking sea.”
She walked to the end of the ledge and shot out over the sea,
doubling up in mid-air and then straightening out and entering to
water straight as a blade in a perfect jack-knife dive.
In a minute her voice floated up to him.
“You see, I used to read all day and most of the night. I began to
“Come on up here,” he interrupted. “What on earth are you doing?”
“Just floating round on my back. I'll be up in a minute. Let me
tell you. The only thing I enjoyed was shocking people; wearing
something quite impossible and quite charming to a fancy-dress party,
going round with the fastest men in New York, and getting into some of
the most hellish scrapes imaginable.”
The sounds of splashing mingled with her words, and then he heard
her hurried breathing as she began climbing up side to the ledge.
“Go on in!” she called
Obediently he rose and dived. When he emerged, dripping, and made
the climb he found that she was no longer on the ledge, but after a
frightened he heard her light laughter from another shelf ten feet up.
There he joined her and they both sat quietly for a moment, their arms
clasped round their knees, panting a little from the climb.
“The family were wild,” she said suddenly. “They tried to marry me
off. And then when I'd begun to feel that after all life was scarcely
worth living I found something”—her eyes went skyward exultantly—-"I
Carlyle waited and her words came with a rush.
“Courage—just that; courage as a rule of life, and something to
cling to always. I began to build up this enormous faith in myself. I
began to see that in all my idols in the past some manifestation of
courage had unconsciously been the thing that attracted me. I began
separating courage from the other things of life. All sorts of
courage—the beaten, bloody prize-fighter coming up for more—I used
to make men take me to prize-fights; the déclassé woman sailing
through a nest of cats and looking at them as if they were mud under
her feet; the liking what you like always; the utter disregard for
other people's opinions—just to live as I liked always and to die in
my own way—Did you bring up the cigarettes?”
He handed one over and held a match for her gently.
“Still,” Ardita continued, “the men kept gathering—old men and
young men, my mental and physical inferiors, most of them, but all
intensely desiring to have me—to own this rather magnificent proud
tradition I'd built up round me. Do you see?”
“Sort of. You never were beaten and you never apologized.”
She sprang to the edge, poised for a moment like a crucified
figure against the sky; then describing a dark parabola plunked
without a slash between two silver ripples twenty feet below.
Her voice floated up to him again.
“And courage to me meant ploughing through that dull gray mist
that comes down on life—not only overriding people and circumstances
but overriding the bleakness of living. A sort of insistence on the
value of life and the worth of transient things.”
She was climbing up now, and at her last words her head, with the
damp yellow hair slicked symmetrically back appeared on his level.
“All very well,” objected Carlyle. “You can call it courage, but
your courage is really built, after all, on a pride of birth. You
were bred to that defiant attitude. On my gray days even courage is
one of the things that's gray and lifeless.”
She was sitting near the edge, hugging her knees and gazing
abstractedly at the white moon; he was farther back, crammed like a
grotesque god into a niche in the rock.
“I don't want to sound like Pollyanna,” she began, “but you
haven't grasped me yet. My courage is faith—faith in the eternal
resilience of me—that joy'll come back, and hope and spontaneity.
And I feel that till it does I've got to keep my lips shut and my chin
high, and my eyes wide—not necessarily any silly smiling. Oh, I've
been through hell without a whine quite often—and the female hell is
deadlier than the male.”
“But supposing,” suggested Carlyle” that before joy and hope and
all that came back the curtain was drawn on you for good?”
Ardita rose, and going to the wall climbed with some difficulty to
the next ledge, another ten or fifteen feet above.
“Why,” she called back “then I'd have won!”
He edged out till he could see her.
“Better not dive from there! You'll break your back,” he said
Slowly she spread her arms and stood there swan-like, radiating a
pride in her young perfection that lit a warm glow in Carlyle's
“We're going through the black air with our arms wide and our feet
straight out behind like a dolphin's tail, and we're going to think
we'll never hit the silver down there till suddenly it'll be all warm
round us and full of little kissing, caressing waves.”
Then she was in the air, and Carlyle involuntarily held his
breath. He had not realized that the dive was nearly forty feet. It
seemed an eternity before he heard the swift compact sound as she
reached the sea.
And it was with his glad sigh of relief when her light watery
laughter curled up the side of the cliff and into his anxious ears
that he knew he loved her.
Time, having no axe to grind, showered down upon them three days
of afternoons. When the sun cleared the port-hole of Ardita's cabin
an hour after dawn she rose cheerily, donned her bathing-suit, and
went up on deck. The negroes would leave their work when they saw
her, and crowd, chuckling and chattering, to the rail as she floated,
an agile minnow, on and under the surface of the clear water. Again
in the cool of the afternoon she would swim—and loll and smoke with
Carlyle upon the cliff; or else they would lie on their sides in the
sands of the southern beach, talking little, but watching the day fade
colorfully and tragically into the infinite langour of a tropical
And with the long, sunny hours Ardita's idea of the episode as
incidental, madcap, a sprig of romance in a desert of reality,
gradually left her. She dreaded the time when he would strike off
southward; she dreaded all the eventualities that presented themselves
to her; thoughts were suddenly troublesome and decisions odious. Had
prayers found place in the pagan rituals of her soul she would have
asked of life only to be unmolested for a while, lazily acquiescent to
the ready, naïf flow of Carlyle's ideas, his vivid boyish imagination,
and the vein of monomania that seemed to run crosswise through his
temperament and colored his every action.
But this is not a story of two on an island, nor concerned
primarily with love bred of isolation. It is merely the presentation
of two personalities, and its idyllic setting among the palms of the
Gulf Stream is quite incidental. Most of us are content to exist and
breed and fight for the right to do both, and the dominant idea, the
foredoomed attest to control one's destiny, is reserved for the
fortunate or unfortunate few. To me the interesting thing about Ardita
is the courage that will tarnish with her beauty and youth.
“Take me with you,” she said late one night as they sat lazily in
the grass under the shadowy spreading palms. The negroes had brought
ashore their musical instruments, and the sound of weird ragtime was
drifting softly over on the warm breath of the night. “I'd love to
reappear in ten years, as a fabulously wealthy high-caste Indian
lady,” she continued.
Carlyle looked at her quickly.
“You can, you know.”
“Is it a proposal of marriage? Extra! Ardita Farnam becomes
pirate's bride. Society girl kidnapped by ragtime bank robber.”
“It wasn't a bank.”
“What was it? Why won't you tell me?”
“I don't want to break down your illusions.”
“My dear man, I have no illusions about you.”
“I mean your illusions about yourself.”
She looked up in surprise.
“About myself! What on earth have I got to do with whatever stray
felonies you've committed?”
“That remains to be seen.”
She reached over and patted his hand.
“Dear Mr. Curtis Carlyle,” she said softly, “are you in love with
“As if it mattered.”
“But it does—because I think I'm in love with you.”
He looked at her ironically.
“Thus swelling your January total to half a dozen,” he suggested.
“Suppose I call your bluff and ask you to come to India with me?”
He shrugged his shoulders.
“We can get married in Callao.”
“What sort of life can you offer me? I don't mean that unkindly,
but seriously; what would become of me if the people who want that
twenty-thousand-dollar reward ever catch up with you?”
“I thought you weren't afraid.”
“I never am—but I won't throw my life away just to show one man
“I wish you'd been poor. Just a little poor girl dreaming over a
fence in a warm cow country.”
“Wouldn't it have been nice?”
“I'd have enjoyed astonishing you—watching your eyes open on
things. If you only wanted things! Don't you see?”
“I know—like girls who stare into the windows of jewelry-stores.”
“Yes—and want the big oblong watch that's platinum and has
diamonds all round the edge. Only you'd decide it was too expensive
and choose one of white gold for a hundred dollar. Then I'd say:
'Expensive? I should say not!' And we'd go into the store and pretty
soon the platinum one would be gleaming on your wrist.”
“That sounds so nice and vulgar—and fun, doesn't it?” murmured
“Doesn't it? Can't you see us travelling round and spending money
right and left, and being worshipped by bell-boys and waiters? Oh,
blessed are the simple rich for they inherit the earth!”
“I honestly wish we were that way.”
“I love you, Ardita,” he said gently.
Her face lost its childish look for moment and became oddly grave.
“I love to be with you,” she said, “more than with any man I've
ever met. And I like your looks and your dark old hair, and the way
you go over the side of the rail when we come ashore. In fact, Curtis
Carlyle, I like all the things you do when you're perfectly natural. I
think you've got nerve and you know how I feel about that. Sometimes
when you're around I've been tempted to kiss you suddenly and tell you
that you were just an idealistic boy with a lot of caste nonsense in
Perhaps if I were just a little bit older and a little more bored
I'd go with you. As it is, I think I'll go back and marry—that other
Over across the silver lake the figures of the negroes writhed and
squirmed in the moonlight like acrobats who, having been too long
inactive, must go through their tacks from sheer surplus energy. In
single file they marched, weaving in concentric circles, now with
their heads thrown back, now bent over their instruments like piping
fauns. And from trombone and saxaphone ceaselessly whined a blended
melody, sometimes riotous and jubilant, sometimes haunting and
plaintive as a death-dance from the Congo's heart.
“Let's dance,” cried Ardita. “I can't sit still with that perfect
jazz going on.”
Taking her hand he led her out into a broad stretch of hard sandy
soil that the moon flooded with great splendor. They floated out like
drifting moths under the rich hazy light, and as the fantastic
symphony wept and exulted and wavered and despaired Ardita's last
sense of reality dropped away, and she abandoned her imagination to
the dreamy summer scents of tropical flowers and the infinite starry
spaces overhead, feeling that if she opened her eyes it would be to
find herself dancing with a ghost in a land created by her own fancy.
“This is what I should call an exclusive private dance,” he
“I feel quite mad—but delightfully mad!”
“We're enchanted. The shades of unnumbered generations of
cannibals are watching us from high up on the side of the cliff
“And I'll bet the cannibal women are saying that we dance too
close, and that it was immodest of me to come without my nose-ring.”
They both laughed softly—and then their laughter died as over
across the lake they heard the trombones stop in the middle of a bar,
and the saxaphones give a startled moan and fade out.
“What's the matter?” called Carlyle.
After a moment's silence they made out the dark figure of a man
rounding the silver lake at a run. As he came closer they saw it was
Babe in a state of unusual excitement. He drew up before them and
gasped out his news in a breath.
“Ship stan'in' off sho' 'bout half a mile suh. Mose, he uz on
watch, he say look's if she's done ancho'd.”
“A ship—what kind of a ship?” demanded Carlyle anxiously.
Dismay was in his voice, and Ardita's heart gave a sudden wrench
as she saw his whole face suddenly droop.
“He say he don't know, suh.”
“Are they landing a boat?”
“We'll go up,” said Carlyle.
They ascended the hill in silence, Ardita's hand still resting in
Carlyle's as it had when they finished dancing. She felt it clinch
nervously from time to time as though he were unaware of the contact,
but though he hurt her she made no attempt to remove it. It seemed an
hour's climb before they reached the top and crept cautiously across
the silhouetted plateau to the edge of the cliff. After one short look
Carlyle involuntarily gave a little cry. It was a revenue boat with
six-inch guns mounted fore and aft.
“They know!” he said with a short intake of breath. “They know!
They picked up the trail somewhere.”
“Are you sure they know about the channel? They may be only
standing by to take a look at the island in the morning. From where
they are they couldn't see the opening in the cliff.”
“They could with field-glasses,” he said hopelessly. He looked at
his wrist-watch. “It's nearly two now. They won't do anything until
dawn, that's certain. Of course there's always the faint possibility
that they're waiting for some other ship to join; or for a coaler.”
“I suppose we may as well stay right here.”
The hour passed and they lay there side by side, very silently,
their chins in their hands like dreaming children. In back of them
squatted the negroes, patient, resigned, acquiescent, announcing now
and then with sonorous snores that not even the presence of danger
could subdue their unconquerable African craving for sleep.
Just before five o'clock Babe approached Carlyle. There were half
a dozen rifles aboard the Narcissus he said. Had it been decided to
offer no resistance?
A pretty good fight might be made, he thought, if they worked out
Carlyle laughed and shook his head.
“That isn't a Spic army out there, Babe. That's a revenue boat.
It'd be like a bow and arrow trying to fight a machine-gun. If you
want to bury those bags somewhere and take a chance on recovering them
later, go on and do it. But it won't work—they'd dig this island over
from one end to the other. It's a lost battle all round, Babe.”
Babe inclined his head silently and turned away, and Carlyle's
voice was husky as he turned to Ardita.
“There's the best friend I ever had. He'd die for me, and be proud
to, if I'd let him.”
“You've given up?”
“I've no choice. Of course there's always one way out—the sure
way—but that can wait. I wouldn't miss my trial for anything—it'll
be an interesting experiment in notoriety. 'Miss Farnam testifies
that the pirate's attitude to her was at all times that of a
“Don't!” she said. “I'm awfully sorry.”
When the color faded from the sky and lustreless blue changed to
leaden gray a commotion was visible on the ship's deck, and they made
out a group of officers clad in white duck, gathered near the rail.
They had field-glasses in their hands and were attentively examining
“It's all up,” said Carlyle grimly.
“Damn,” whispered Ardita. She felt tears gathering in her eyes
“We'll go back to the yacht,” he said. “I prefer that to being hunted
out up here like a 'possum.”
Leaving the plateau they descended the hill, and reaching the lake
were rowed out to the yacht by the silent negroes. Then, pale and
weary, they sank into the settees and waited.
Half an hour later in the dim gray light the nose of the revenue
boat appeared in the channel and stopped, evidently fearing that the
bay might be too shallow. From the peaceful look of the yacht, the man
and the girl in the settees, and the negroes lounging curiously
against the rail, they evidently judged that there would be no
resistance, for two boats were lowered casually over the side, one
containing an officer and six bluejackets, and the other, four rowers
and in the stern two gray-haired men in yachting flannels. Ardita and
Carlyle stood up, and half unconsciously started toward each other.
Then he paused and putting his hand suddenly into his pocket he
pulled out a round, glittering object and held it out to her.
“What is it?” she asked wonderingly.
“I'm not positive, but I think from the Russian inscription inside
that it's your promised bracelet.”
“Where—where on earth—-”
“It came out of one of those bags. You see, Curtis Carlyle and his
Six Black Buddies, in the middle of their performance in the tea-room
of the hotel at Palm Beach, suddenly changed their instruments for
automatics and held up the crowd. I took this bracelet from a pretty,
overrouged woman with red hair.”
Ardita frowned and then smiled.
“So that's what you did! You HAVE got nerve!”
“A well-known bourgeois quality,” he said.
And then dawn slanted dynamically across the deck and flung the
shadows reeling into gray corners. The dew rose and turned to golden
mist, thin as a dream, enveloping them until they seemed gossamer
relics of the late night, infinitely transient and already fading. For
a moment sea and sky were breathless, and dawn held a pink hand over
the young mouth of life—then from out in the lake came the complaint
of a rowboat and the swish of oars.
Suddenly against the golden furnace low in the east their two
graceful figures melted into one, and he was kissing her spoiled
“It's a sort of glory,” he murmured after a second.
She smiled up at him.
“Happy, are you?”
Her sigh was a benediction—an ecstatic surety that she was youth
and beauty now as much as she would ever know. For another instant
life was radiant and time a phantom and their strength eternal—then
there was a bumping, scraping sound as the rowboat scraped alongside.
Up the ladder scrambled the two gray-haired men, the officer and
two of the sailors with their hands on their revolvers. Mr. Farnam
folded his arms and stood looking at his niece.
“So,” he said nodding his head slowly.
With a sigh her arms unwound from Carlyle's neck, and her eyes,
transfigured and far away, fell upon the boarding party. Her uncle
saw her upper lip slowly swell into that arrogant pout he knew so
“So,” he repeated savagely. “So this is your idea of—of romance.
A runaway affair, with a high-seas pirate.”
Ardita glanced at him carelessly.
“What an old fool you are!” she said quietly.
“Is that the best you can say for yourself?”
“No,” she said as if considering. “No, there's something else.
There's that well-known phrase with which I have ended most of our
conversations for the past few years—'Shut up!'”
And with that she turned, included the two old men, the officer,
and the two sailors in a curt glance of contempt, and walked proudly
down the companionway.
But had she waited an instant longer she would have heard a sound
from her uncle quite unfamiliar in most of their interviews. He gave
vent to a whole-hearted amused chuckle, in which the second old man
The latter turned briskly to Carlyle, who had been regarding this
scene with an air of cryptic amusement.
“Well Toby,” he said genially, “you incurable, hare-brained
romantic chaser of rainbows, did you find that she was the person you
Carlyle smiled confidently.
“Why—naturally,” he said “I've been perfectly sure ever since I
first heard tell of her wild career. That'd why I had Babe send up
the rocket last night.”
“I'm glad you did,” said Colonel Moreland gravely. “We've been
keeping pretty close to you in case you should have trouble with
those six strange niggers. And we hoped we'd find you two in some
such compromising position,” he sighed. “Well, set a crank to catch a
“Your father and I sat up all night hoping for the best—or
perhaps it's the worst. Lord knows you're welcome to her, my boy.
She's run me crazy. Did you give her the Russian bracelet my
detective got from that Mimi woman?”
“Sh!” he said. “She's coming on deck.”
Ardita appeared at the head of the companionway and gave a quick
involuntary glance at Carlyle's wrists. A puzzled look passed across
her face. Back aft the negroes had begun to sing, and the cool lake,
fresh with dawn, echoed serenely to their low voices.
“Ardita,” said Carlyle unsteadily.
She swayed a step toward him.
“Ardita,” he repeated breathlessly, “I've got to tell you the—the
truth. It was all a plant, Ardita. My name isn't Carlyle. It's
Moreland, Toby Moreland. The story was invented, Ardita, invented out
of thin Florida air.”
She stared at him, bewildered, amazement, disbelief, and anger
flowing in quick waves across her face. The three men held their
breaths. Moreland, Senior, took a step toward her; Mr. Farnam's mouth
dropped a little open as he waited, panic-stricken, for the expected
But it did not come. Ardita's face became suddenly radiant, and
with a little laugh she went swiftly to young Moreland and looked up
at him without a trace of wrath in her gray eyes.
“Will you swear,” she said quietly “That it was entirely a product
of your own brain?”
“I swear,” said young Moreland eagerly.
She drew his head down and kissed him gently.
“What an imagination!” she said softly and almost enviously. “I
want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of
The negroes' voices floated drowsily back, mingled in an air that
she had heard them singing before.
“Time is a thief;
Gladness and grief
Cling to the leaf
As it yellows—-”
“What was in the bags?” she asked softly.
“Florida mud,” he answered. “That was one of the two true things I
“Perhaps I can guess the other one,” she said; and reaching up on
her tiptoes she kissed him softly in the illustration.
The Ice Palace
The sunlight dripped over the house like golden paint over an art
jar, and the freckling shadows here and there only intensified the
rigor of the bath of light. The Butterworth and Larkin houses flanking
were entrenched behind great stodgy trees; only the Happer house took
the full sun, and all day long faced the dusty road-street with a
tolerant kindly patience. This was the city of Tarleton in
southernmost Georgia, September afternoon.
Up in her bedroom window Sally Carrol Happer rested her
nineteen-year-old chin on a fifty-two-year-old sill and watched Clark
Darrow's ancient Ford turn the corner. The car was hot—being partly
metallic it retained all the heat it absorbed or evolved—and Clark
Darrow sitting bolt upright at the wheel wore a pained, strained
expression as though he considered himself a spare part, and rather
likely to break. He laboriously crossed two dust ruts, the wheels
squeaking indignantly at the encounter, and then with a terrifying
expression he gave the steering-gear a final wrench and deposited self
and car approximately in front of the Happer steps. There was a
heaving sound, a death-rattle, followed by a short silence; and then
the air was rent by a startling whistle.
Sally Carrol gazed down sleepily. She started to yawn, but
finding this quite impossible unless she raised her chin from the
window-sill, changed her mind and continued silently to regard the
car, whose owner sat brilliantly if perfunctorily at attention as he
waited for an answer to his signal. After a moment the whistle once
more split the dusty air.
With difficulty Clark twisted his tall body round and bent a
distorted glance on the window.
“Tain't mawnin', Sally Carrol.”
“Isn't it, sure enough?”
“What you doin'?”
“Eatin' 'n apple.”
“Come on go swimmin'—want to?”
“How 'bout hurryin' up?”
Sally Carrol sighed voluminously and raised herself with profound
inertia from the floor where she had been occupied in alternately
destroyed parts of a green apple and painting paper dolls for her
younger sister. She approached a mirror, regarded her expression with
a pleased and pleasant languor, dabbed two spots of rouge on her lips
and a grain of powder on her nose, and covered her bobbed corn-colored
hair with a rose-littered sunbonnet. Then she kicked over the painting
water, said, “Oh, damn!”—but let it lay—and left the room.
“How you, Clark?” she inquired a minute later as she slipped
nimbly over the side of the car.
“Mighty fine, Sally Carrol.”
“Where we go swimmin'?”
“Out to Walley's Pool. Told Marylyn we'd call by an' get her an'
Clark was dark and lean, and when on foot was rather inclined to
stoop. His eyes were ominous and his expression somewhat petulant
except when startlingly illuminated by one of his frequent smiles.
Clark had “a income”—just enough to keep himself in ease and his car
in gasolene—and he had spent the two years since he graduated from
Georgia Tech in dozing round the lazy streets of his home town,
discussing how he could best invest his capital for an immediate
Hanging round he found not at all difficult; a crowd of little
girls had grown up beautifully, the amazing Sally Carrol foremost
among them; and they enjoyed being swum with and danced with and made
love to in the flower-filled summery evenings—and they all liked
Clark immensely. When feminine company palled there were half a dozen
other youths who were always just about to do something, and meanwhile
were quite willing to join him in a few holes of golf, or a game of
billiards, or the consumption of a quart of “hard yella licker.” Every
once in a while one of these contemporaries made a farewell round of
calls before going up to New York or Philadelphia or Pittsburgh to go
into business, but mostly they just stayed round in this languid
paradise of dreamy skies and firefly evenings and noisy nigger street
fairs—and especially of gracious, soft-voiced girls, who were brought
up on memories instead of money.
The Ford having been excited into a sort of restless resentful
life Clark and Sally Carrol rolled and rattled down Valley Avenue
into Jefferson Street, where the dust road became a pavement; along
opiate Millicent Place, where there were half a dozen prosperous,
substantial mansions; and on into the down-town section. Driving was
perilous here, for it was shopping time; the population idled casually
across the streets and a drove of low-moaning oxen were being urged
along in front of a placid street-car; even the shops seemed only
yawning their doors and blinking their windows in the sunshine before
retiring into a state of utter and finite coma.
“Sally Carrol,” said Clark suddenly, “it a fact that you're
She looked at him quickly.
“Where'd you hear that?”
“Sure enough, you engaged?”
“'At's a nice question!”
“Girl told me you were engaged to a Yankee you met up in Asheville
Sally Carrol sighed.
“Never saw such an old town for rumors.”
“Don't marry a Yankee, Sally Carrol. We need you round here.”
Sally Carrol was silent a moment.
“Clark,” she demanded suddenly, “who on earth shall I marry?”
“I offer my services.”
“Honey, you couldn't support a wife,” she answered cheerfully.
“Anyway, I know you too well to fall in love with you.”
“'At doesn't mean you ought to marry a Yankee,” he persisted.
“S'pose I love him?”
He shook his head.
“You couldn't. He'd be a lot different from us, every way.”
He broke off as he halted the car in front of a rambling,
dilapidated house. Marylyn Wade and Joe Ewing appeared in the
“'Lo Sally Carrol.”
“Sally Carrol,” demanded Marylyn as they started of again, “you
“Lawdy, where'd all this start? Can't I look at a man 'thout
everybody in town engagin' me to him?”
Clark stared straight in front of him at a bolt on the clattering
“Sally Carrol,” he said with a curious intensity, “don't you 'like
“Us down here?”
“Why, Clark, you know I do. I adore all you boys.”
“Then why you gettin' engaged to a Yankee?.”
“Clark, I don't know. I'm not sure what I'll do, but—well, I want
to go places and see people. I want my mind to grow. I want to live
where things happen on a big scale.”
“What you mean?”
“Oh, Clark, I love you, and I love Joe here and Ben Arrot, and
you-all, but you'll—you'll—-”
“We'll all be failures?”
“Yes. I don't mean only money failures, but just sort of—of
ineffectual and sad, and—oh, how can I tell you?”
“You mean because we stay here in Tarleton?”
“Yes, Clark; and because you like it and never want to change
things or think or go ahead.”
He nodded and she reached over and pressed his hand.
“Clark,” she said softly, “I wouldn't change you for the world.
You're sweet the way you are. The things that'll make you fail I'll
love always—the living in the past, the lazy days and nights you
have, and all your carelessness and generosity.”
“But you're goin' away?”
“Yes—because I couldn't ever marry you. You've a place in my
heart no one else ever could have, but tied down here I'd get
restless. I'd feel I was—wastin' myself. There's two sides to me,
you see. There's the sleepy old side you love an' there's a sort of
energy—the feeling that makes me do wild things. That's the part of
me that may be useful somewhere, that'll last when I'm not beautiful
She broke of with characteristic suddenness and sighed, “Oh, sweet
cooky!” as her mood changed.
Half closing her eyes and tipping back her head till it rested on
the seat-back she let the savory breeze fan her eyes and ripple the
fluffy curls of her bobbed hair. They were in the country now,
hurrying between tangled growths of bright-green coppice and grass and
tall trees that sent sprays of foliage to hang a cool welcome over the
road. Here and there they passed a battered negro cabin, its oldest
white-haired inhabitant smoking a corncob pipe beside the door, and
half a dozen scantily clothed pickaninnies parading tattered dolls on
the wild-grown grass in front. Farther out were lazy cotton-fields
where even the workers seemed intangible shadows lent by the sun to
the earth, not for toil, but to while away some age-old tradition in
the golden September fields. And round the drowsy picturesqueness,
over the trees and shacks and muddy rivers, flowed the heat, never
hostile, only comforting, like a great warm nourishing bosom for the
“Sally Carrol, we're here!”
“Poor chile's soun' asleep.”
“Honey, you dead at last outa sheer laziness?”
“Water, Sally Carrol! Cool water waitin' for you!”
Her eyes opened sleepily.
“Hi!” she murmured, smiling.
In November Harry Bellamy, tall, broad, and brisk, came down from
his Northern city to spend four days. His intention was to settle a
matter that had been hanging fire since he and Sally Carrol had met in
Asheville, North Carolina, in midsummer. The settlement took only a
quiet afternoon and an evening in front of a glowing open fire, for
Harry Bellamy had everything she wanted; and, beside, she loved
him—loved him with that side of her she kept especially for loving.
Sally Carrol had several rather clearly defined sides.
On his last afternoon they walked, and she found their steps
tending half-unconsciously toward one of her favorite haunts, the
cemetery. When it came in sight, gray-white and golden-green under
the cheerful late sun, she paused, irresolute, by the iron gate.
“Are you mournful by nature, Harry?” she asked with a faint smile.
“Mournful?” Not I.”
“Then let's go in here. It depresses some folks, but I like it.”
They passed through the gateway and followed a path that led
through a wavy valley of graves—dusty-gray and mouldy for the
fifties; quaintly carved with flowers and jars for the seventies;
ornate and hideous for the nineties, with fat marble cherubs lying in
sodden sleep on stone pillows, and great impossible growths of
nameless granite flowers.
Occasionally they saw a kneeling figure with tributary flowers,
but over most of the graves lay silence and withered leaves with only
the fragrance that their own shadowy memories could waken in living
They reached the top of a hill where they were fronted by a tall,
round head-stone, freckled with dark spots of damp and half grown
over with vines.
“Margery Lee,” she read; “1844-1873. Wasn't she nice? She died
when she was twenty-nine. Dear Margery Lee,” she added softly.
“Can't you see her, Harry?”
“Yes, Sally Carrol.”
He felt a little hand insert itself into his.
“She was dark, I think; and she always wore her hair with a ribbon
in it, and gorgeous hoop-skirts of Alice blue and old rose.”
“Oh, she was sweet, Harry! And she was the sort of girl born to
stand on a wide, pillared porch and welcome folks in. I think
perhaps a lot of men went away to war meanin' to come back to her;
but maybe none of 'em ever did.”
He stooped down close to the stone, hunting for any record of
“There's nothing here to show.”
“Of course not. How could there be anything there better than
just 'Margery Lee,' and that eloquent date?”
She drew close to him and an unexpected lump came into his throat
as her yellow hair brushed his cheek.
“You see how she was, don't you Harry?”
“I see,” he agreed gently. “I see through your precious eyes.
You're beautiful now, so I know she must have been.”
Silent and close they stood, and he could feel her shoulders
trembling a little. An ambling breeze swept up the hill and stirred
the brim of her floppidy hat.
“Let's go down there!”
She was pointing to a flat stretch on the other side of the hill
where along the green turf were a thousand grayish-white crosses
stretching in endless, ordered rows like the stacked arms of a
“Those are the Confederate dead,” said Sally Carrol simply.
They walked along and read the inscriptions, always only a name
and a date, sometimes quite indecipherable.
“The last row is the saddest—see, 'way over there. Every cross
has just a date on it and the word 'Unknown.'”
She looked at him and her eyes brimmed with tears.
“I can't tell you how real it is to me, darling—if you don't
“How you feel about it is beautiful to me.”
“No, no, it's not me, it's them—that old time that I've tried to
have live in me. These were just men, unimportant evidently or they
wouldn't have been 'unknown'; but they died for the most beautiful
thing in the world—the dead South. You see,” she continued, her voice
still husky, her eyes glistening with tears, “people have these dreams
they fasten onto things, and I've always grown up with that dream. It
was so easy because it was all dead and there weren't any disillusions
comin' to me. I've tried in a way to live up to those past standards
of noblesse oblige—there's just the last remnants of it, you know,
like the roses of an old garden dying all round us—streaks of strange
courtliness and chivalry in some of these boys an' stories I used to
hear from a Confederate soldier who lived next door, and a few old
darkies. Oh, Harry, there was something, there was something! I
couldn't ever make you understand but it was there.”
“I understand,” he assured her again quietly.
Sally Carol smiled and dried her eyes on the tip of a handkerchief
protruding from his breast pocket.
“You don't feel depressed, do you, lover? Even when I cry I'm
happy here, and I get a sort of strength from it.”
Hand in hand they turned and walked slowly away. Finding soft
grass she drew him down to a seat beside her with their backs against
the remnants of a low broken wall.
“Wish those three old women would clear out,” he complained. “I
want to kiss you, Sally Carrol.”
They waited impatiently for the three bent figures to move off,
and then she kissed him until the sky seemed to fade out and all her
smiles and tears to vanish in an ecstasy of eternal seconds.
Afterward they walked slowly back together, while on the corners
twilight played at somnolent black-and-white checkers with the end of
“You'll be up about mid-January,” he said, “and you've got to stay
a month at least. It'll be slick. There's a winter carnival on, and if
you've never really seen snow it'll be like fairy-land to you.
There'll be skating and skiing and tobogganing and sleigh-riding, and
all sorts of torchlight parades on snow-shoes. They haven't had one
for years, so they're gong to make it a knock-out.”
“Will I be cold, Harry?” she asked suddenly.
“You certainly won't. You may freeze your nose, but you won't be
shivery cold. It's hard and dry, you know.”
“I guess I'm a summer child. I don't like any cold I've ever
She broke off and they were both silent for a minute.
“Sally Carol,” he said very slowly, “what do you say to—March?”
“I say I love you.”
All night in the Pullman it was very cold. She rang for the porter
to ask for another blanket, and when he couldn't give her one she
tried vainly, by squeezing down into the bottom of her berth and
doubling back the bedclothes, to snatch a few hours' sleep. She wanted
to look her best in the morning.
She rose at six and sliding uncomfortably into her clothes
stumbled up to the diner for a cup of coffee. The snow had filtered
into the vestibules and covered the door with a slippery coating. It
was intriguing this cold, it crept in everywhere. Her breath was quite
visible and she blew into the air with a naïve enjoyment. Seated in
the diner she stared out the window at white hills and valleys and
scattered pines whose every branch was a green platter for a cold
feast of snow. Sometimes a solitary farmhouse would fly by, ugly and
bleak and lone on the white waste; and with each one she had an
instant of chill compassion for the souls shut in there waiting for
As she left the diner and swayed back into the Pullman she
experienced a surging rush of energy and wondered if she was feeling
the bracing air of which Harry had spoken. This was the North, the
North—her land now!
“Then blow, ye winds, heighho!
A-roving I will go,”
she chanted exultantly to herself.
“What's 'at?” inquired the porter politely.
“I said: 'Brush me off.'”
The long wires of the telegraph poles doubled, two tracks ran up
beside the train—three—four; came a succession of white-roofed
houses, a glimpse of a trolley-car with frosted windows,
streets—more streets—the city.
She stood for a dazed moment in the frosty station before she saw
three fur-bundled figures descending upon her.
“There she is!”
“Oh, Sally Carrol!”
Sally Carrol dropped her bag.
A faintly familiar icy-cold face kissed her, and then she was in a
group of faces all apparently emitting great clouds of heavy smoke;
she was shaking hands. There were Gordon, a short, eager man of thirty
who looked like an amateur knocked-about model for Harry, and his
wife, Myra, a listless lady with flaxen hair under a fur automobile
cap. Almost immediately Sally Carrol thought of her as vaguely
Scandinavian. A cheerful chauffeur adopted her bag, and amid ricochets
of half-phrases, exclamations and perfunctory listless “my dears” from
Myra, they swept each other from the station.
Then they were in a sedan bound through a crooked succession of
snowy streets where dozens of little boys were hitching sleds behind
grocery wagons and automobiles.
“Oh,” cried Sally Carrol, “I want to do that! Can we Harry?”
“That's for kids. But we might—-”
“It looks like such a circus!” she said regretfully.
Home was a rambling frame house set on a white lap of snow, and
there she met a big, gray-haired man of whom she approved, and a lady
who was like an egg, and who kissed her—these were Harry's parents.
There was a breathless indescribable hour crammed full of
self-sentences, hot water, bacon and eggs and confusion; and after
that she was alone with Harry in the library, asking him if she dared
It was a large room with a Madonna over the fireplace and rows
upon rows of books in covers of light gold and dark gold and shiny
red. All the chairs had little lace squares where one's head should
rest, the couch was just comfortable, the books looked as if they had
been read—some—and Sally Carrol had an instantaneous vision of the
battered old library at home, with her father's huge medical books,
and the oil-paintings of her three great-uncles, and the old couch
that had been mended up for forty-five years and was still luxurious
to dream in. This room struck her as being neither attractive nor
particularly otherwise. It was simply a room with a lot of fairly
expensive things in it that all looked about fifteen years old.
“What do you think of it up here?” demanded Harry eagerly. “Does
it surprise you? Is it what you expected I mean?”
“You are, Harry,” she said quietly, and reached out her arms to
But after a brief kiss he seemed to extort enthusiasm from her.
“The town, I mean. Do you like it? Can you feel the pep in the
“Oh, Harry,” she laughed, “you'll have to give me time. You can't
just fling questions at me.”
She puffed at her cigarette with a sigh of contentment.
“One thing I want to ask you,” he began rather apologetically;
“you Southerners put quite an emphasis on family, and all that—not
that it isn't quite all right, but you'll find it a little different
here. I mean—you'll notice a lot of things that'll seem to you sort
of vulgar display at first, Sally Carrol; but just remember that this
is a three-generation town. Everybody has a father, and about half of
us have grandfathers. Back of that we don't go.”
“Of course,” she murmured.
“Our grandfathers, you see, founded the place, and a lot of them
had to take some pretty queer jobs while they were doing the
founding. For instance there's one woman who at present is about the
social model for the town; well, her father was the first public ash
man—things like that.”
“Why,” said Sally Carol, puzzled, “did you s'pose I was goin' to
make remarks about people?”
“Not at all,” interrupted Harry, “and I'm not apologizing for any
one either. It's just that—well, a Southern girl came up here last
summer and said some unfortunate things, and—oh, I just thought I'd
Sally Carrol felt suddenly indignant—as though she had been
unjustly spanked—but Harry evidently considered the subject closed,
for he went on with a great surge of enthusiasm.
“It's carnival time, you know. First in ten years. And there's an
ice palace they're building new that's the first they've had since
eighty-five. Built out of blocks of the clearest ice they could
find—on a tremendous scale.”
She rose and walking to the window pushed aside the heavy Turkish
portières and looked out.
“Oh!” she cried suddenly. “There's two little boys makin' a snow
man! Harry, do you reckon I can go out an' help 'em?”
“You dream! Come here and kiss me.”
She left the window rather reluctantly.
“I don't guess this is a very kissable climate, is it? I mean, it
makes you so you don't want to sit round, doesn't it?”
“We're not going to. I've got a vacation for the first week you're
here, and there's a dinner-dance to-night.”
“Oh, Harry,” she confessed, subsiding in a heap, half in his lap,
half in the pillows, “I sure do feel confused. I haven't got an idea
whether I'll like it or not, an' I don't know what people expect, or
anythin'. You'll have to tell me, honey.”
“I'll tell you,” he said softly, “if you'll just tell me you're
glad to be here.”
“Glad—just awful glad!” she whispered, insinuating herself into
his arms in her own peculiar way. “Where you are is home for me,
And as she said this she had the feeling for almost the first time
in her life that she was acting a part.
That night, amid the gleaming candles of a dinner-party, where the
men seemed to do most of the talking while the girls sat in a haughty
and expensive aloofness, even Harry's presence on her left failed to
make her feel at home.
“They're a good-looking crowd, don't you think?” he demanded.
“Just look round. There's Spud Hubbard, tackle at Princeton last
year, and Junie Morton—he and the red-haired fellow next to him were
both Yale hockey captains; Junie was in my class. Why, the best
athletes in the world come from these States round here. This is a
man's country, I tell you. Look at John J. Fishburn!”
“Who's he?” asked Sally Carrol innocently.
“Don't you know?”
“I've heard the name.”
“Greatest wheat man in the Northwest, and one of the greatest
financiers in the country.”
She turned suddenly to a voice on her right.
“I guess they forget to introduce us. My name's Roger Patton.”
“My name is Sally Carrol Happer,” she said graciously.
“Yes, I know. Harry told me you were coming.”
“You a relative?”
“No, I'm a professor.”
“Oh,” she laughed.
“At the university. You're from the South, aren't you?”
“Yes; Tarleton, Georgia.”
She liked him immediately—a reddish-brown mustache under watery
blue eyes that had something in them that these other eyes lacked,
some quality of appreciation. They exchanged stray sentences through
dinner, and she made up her mind to see him again.
After coffee she was introduced to numerous good-looking young men
who danced with conscious precision and seemed to take it for granted
that she wanted to talk about nothing except Harry.
“Heavens,” she thought, “They talk as if my being engaged made me
older than they are—as if I'd tell their mothers on them!”
In the South an engaged girl, even a young married woman, expected
the same amount of half-affectionate badinage and flattery that would
be accorded a débutante, but here all that seemed banned. One young
man after getting well started on the subject of Sally Carrol's eyes
and, how they had allured him ever since she entered the room, went
into a violent convulsion when he found she was visiting the
Bellamys—was Harry's fiancée. He seemed to feel as though he had made
some risqué and inexcusable blunder, became immediately formal and
left her at the first opportunity.
She was rather glad when Roger Patton cut in on her and suggested
that they sit out a while.
“Well,” he inquired, blinking cheerily, “how's Carmen from the
“Mighty fine. How's—how's Dangerous Dan McGrew? Sorry, but he's
the only Northerner I know much about.”
He seemed to enjoy that.
“Of course,” he confessed, “as a professor of literature I'm not
supposed to have read Dangerous Dan McGrew.”
“Are you a native?”
“No, I'm a Philadelphian. Imported from Harvard to teach French.
But I've been here ten years.”
“Nine years, three hundred an' sixty-four days longer than me.”
“Like it here?”
“Uh-huh. Sure do!”
“Well, why not? Don't I look as if I were havin' a good time?”
“I saw you look out the window a minute ago—and shiver.”
“Just my imagination,” laughed Sally Carroll “I'm used to havin'
everythin' quiet outside an' sometimes I look out an' see a flurry of
snow an' it's just as if somethin' dead was movin'”
He nodded appreciatively.
“Ever been North before?”
“Spent two Julys in Asheville, North Carolina.”
“Nice-looking crowd aren't they?” suggested Patton, indicating the
Sally Carrol started. This had been Harry's remark.
“Sure are! They're—canine.”
“I'm sorry; that sounded worse than I meant it. You see I always
think of people as feline or canine, irrespective of sex.”
“Which are you?”
“I'm feline. So are you. So are most Southern men an' most of
these girls here.”
“Harry's canine distinctly. All the men I've to-night seem to be
“What does canine imply? A certain conscious masculinity as
opposed to subtlety?”
“Reckon so. I never analyzed it—only I just look at people an'
say 'canine' or 'feline' right off. It's right absurd I guess.”
“Not at all. I'm interested. I used to have a theory about these
people. I think they're freezing up.”
“Well, they're growing' like Swedes—Ibsenesque, you know. Very
gradually getting gloomy and melancholy. It's these long winters.
Ever read Ibsen?”
She shook her head.
“Well, you find in his characters a certain brooding rigidity.
They're righteous, narrow, and cheerless, without infinite
possibilities for great sorrow or joy.”
“Without smiles or tears?”
“Exactly. That's my theory. You see there are thousands of
Swedes up here. They come, I imagine, because the climate is very
much like their own, and there's been a gradual mingling. There're
probably not half a dozen here to-night, but—we've had four Swedish
governors. Am I boring you?”
“I'm mighty interested.”
“Your future sister-in-law is half Swedish. Personally I like her,
but my theory is that Swedes react rather badly on us as a whole.
Scandinavians, you know, have the largest suicide rate in the world.”
“Why do you live here if it's so depressing?”
“Oh, it doesn't get me. I'm pretty well cloistered, and I suppose
books mean more than people to me anyway.”
“But writers all speak about the South being tragic. You
know—Spanish señoritas, black hair and daggers an' haunting music.”
He shook his head.
“No, the Northern races are the tragic races—they don't indulge
in the cheering luxury of tears.”
Sally Carrol thought of her graveyard. She supposed that that was
vaguely what she had meant when she said it didn't depress her.
“The Italians are about the gayest people in the world—but it's a
dull subject,” he broke off. “Anyway, I want to tell you you're
marrying a pretty fine man.”
Sally Carrol was moved by an impulse of confidence.
“I know. I'm the sort of person who wants to be taken care of
after a certain point, and I feel sure I will be.”
“Shall we dance? You know,” he continued as they rose, “it's
encouraging to find a girl who knows what she's marrying for.
Nine-tenths of them think of it as a sort of walking into a
She laughed and liked him immensely.
Two hours later on the way home she nestled near Harry in the back
“Oh, Harry,” she whispered “it's so co-old!”
“But it's warm in here, daring girl.”
“But outside it's cold; and oh, that howling wind!”
She buried her face deep in his fur coat and trembled
involuntarily as his cold lips kissed the tip of her ear.
The first week of her visit passed in a whirl. She had her
promised toboggan-ride at the back of an automobile through a chill
January twilight. Swathed in furs she put in a morning tobogganing on
the country-club hill; even tried skiing, to sail through the air for
a glorious moment and then land in a tangled laughing bundle on a soft
snow-drift. She liked all the winter sports, except an afternoon spent
snow-shoeing over a glaring plain under pale yellow sunshine, but she
soon realized that these things were for children—that she was being
humored and that the enjoyment round her was only a reflection of her
At first the Bellamy family puzzled her. The men were reliable and
she liked them; to Mr. Bellamy especially, with his iron-gray hair and
energetic dignity, she took an immediate fancy, once she found that he
was born in Kentucky; this made of him a link between the old life and
the new. But toward the women she felt a definite hostility. Myra, her
future sister-in-law, seemed the essence of spiritless
conversationality. Her conversation was so utterly devoid of
personality that Sally Carrol, who came from a country where a certain
amount of charm and assurance could be taken for granted in the women,
was inclined to despise her.
“If those women aren't beautiful,” she thought, “they're nothing.
They just fade out when you look at them. They're glorified
domestics. Men are the centre of every mixed group.”
Lastly there was Mrs. Bellamy, whom Sally Carrol detested. The
first day's impression of an egg had been confirmed—an egg with a
cracked, veiny voice and such an ungracious dumpiness of carriage that
Sally Carrol felt that if she once fell she would surely scramble. In
addition, Mrs. Bellamy seemed to typify the town in being innately
hostile to strangers. She called Sally Carrol “Sally,” and could not
be persuaded that the double name was anything more than a tedious
ridiculous nickname. To Sally Carrol this shortening of her name was
presenting her to the public half clothed. She loved “Sally Carrol”;
she loathed “Sally.” She knew also that Harry's mother disapproved of
her bobbed hair; and she had never dared smoke down-stairs after that
first day when Mrs. Bellamy had come into the library sniffing
Of all the men she met she preferred Roger Patton, who was a
frequent visitor at the house. He never again alluded to the
Ibsenesque tendency of the populace, but when he came in one day and
found her curled upon the sofa bent over “Peer Gynt” he laughed and
told her to forget what he'd said—that it was all rot.
They had been walking homeward between mounds of high-piled snow
and under a sun which Sally Carrol scarcely recognized. They passed a
little girl done up in gray wool until she resembled a small Teddy
bear, and Sally Carrol could not resist a gasp of maternal
“That little girl—did you see her face?”
“It was red as a little strawberry. Oh, she was cute!”
“Why, your own face is almost as red as that already! Everybody's
healthy here. We're out in the cold as soon as we're old enough to
walk. Wonderful climate!”
She looked at him and had to agree. He was mighty
healthy-looking; so was his brother. And she had noticed the new red
in her own cheeks that very morning.
Suddenly their glances were caught and held, and they stared for a
moment at the street-corner ahead of them. A man was standing there,
his knees bent, his eyes gazing upward with a tense expression as
though he were about to make a leap toward the chilly sky. And then
they both exploded into a shout of laughter, for coming closer they
discovered it had been a ludicrous momentary illusion produced by the
extreme bagginess of the man's trousers.
“Reckon that's one on us,” she laughed.
“He must be Southerner, judging by those trousers,” suggested
Her surprised look must have irritated him.
“Those damn Southerners!”
Sally Carrol's eyes flashed.
“Don't call 'em that.”
“I'm sorry, dear,” said Harry, malignantly apologetic, “but you
know what I think of them. They're sort of—sort of degenerates—not
at all like the old Southerners. They've lived so long down there
with all the colored people that they've gotten lazy and shiftless.”
“Hush your mouth, Harry!” she cried angrily. “They're not! They
may be lazy—anybody would be in that climate—but they're my best
friends, an' I don't want to hear 'em criticised in any such sweepin'
way. Some of 'em are the finest men in the world.”
“Oh, I know. They're all right when they come North to college,
but of all the hangdog, ill-dressed, slovenly lot I ever saw, a bunch
of small-town Southerners are the worst!”
Sally Carrol was clinching her gloved hands and biting her lip
“Why,” continued Harry, if there was one in my class at New Haven,
and we all thought that at last we'd found the true type of Southern
aristocrat, but it turned out that he wasn't an aristocrat at
all—just the son of a Northern carpetbagger, who owned about all the
cotton round Mobile.”
“A Southerner wouldn't talk the way you're talking now,” she said
“They haven't the energy!”
“Or the somethin' else.”
“I'm sorry Sally Carrol, but I've heard you say yourself that
you'd never marry—-”
“That's quite different. I told you I wouldn't want to tie my life
to any of the boys that are round Tarleton now, but I never made any
They walked along in silence.
“I probably spread it on a bit thick Sally Carrol. I'm sorry.”
She nodded but made no answer. Five minutes later as they stood
in the hallway she suddenly threw her arms round him.
“Oh, Harry,” she cried, her eyes brimming with tears; “let's get
married next week. I'm afraid of having fusses like that. I'm afraid,
Harry. It wouldn't be that way if we were married.”
But Harry, being in the wrong, was still irritated.
“That'd be idiotic. We decided on March.”
The tears in Sally Carrol's eyes faded; her expression hardened
“Very well—I suppose I shouldn't have said that.”
“Dear little nut!” he cried. “Come and kiss me and let's forget.”
That very night at the end of a vaudeville performance the orchestra
played “Dixie” and Sally Carrol felt something stronger and more
enduring than her tears and smiles of the day brim up inside her. She
leaned forward gripping the arms of her chair until her face grew
“Sort of get you dear?” whispered Harry.
But she did not hear him. To the limited throb of the violins and
the inspiring beat of the kettle-drums her own old ghosts were
marching by and on into the darkness, and as fifes whistled and
sighed in the low encore they seemed so nearly out of sight that she
could have waved good-by.
Away down South in Dixie!
Away down South in Dixie!”
It was a particularly cold night. A sudden thaw had nearly cleared
the streets the day before, but now they were traversed again with a
powdery wraith of loose snow that travelled in wavy lines before the
feet of the wind, and filled the lower air with a fine-particled mist.
There was no sky—only a dark, ominous tent that draped in the tops of
the streets and was in reality a vast approaching army of
snowflakes—while over it all, chilling away the comfort from the
brown-and-green glow of lighted windows and muffling the steady trot
of the horse pulling their sleigh, interminably washed the north wind.
It was a dismal town after all, she though, dismal.
Sometimes at night it had seemed to her as though no one lived
here—they had all gone long ago—leaving lighted houses to be
covered in time by tombing heaps of sleet. Oh, if there should be
snow on her grave! To be beneath great piles of it all winter long,
where even her headstone would be a light shadow against light
shadows. Her grave—a grave that should be flower-strewn and washed
with sun and rain.
She thought again of those isolated country houses that her train
had passed, and of the life there the long winter through—the
ceaseless glare through the windows, the crust forming on the soft
drifts of snow, finally the slow cheerless melting and the harsh
spring of which Roger Patton had told her. Her spring—to lose it
forever—with its lilacs and the lazy sweetness it stirred in her
heart. She was laying away that spring—afterward she would lay away
With a gradual insistence the storm broke. Sally Carrol felt a
film of flakes melt quickly on her eyelashes, and Harry reached over
a furry arm and drew down her complicated flannel cap. Then the small
flakes came in skirmish-line, and the horse bent his neck patiently as
a transparency of white appeared momentarily on his coat.
“Oh, he's cold, Harry,” she said quickly.
“Who? The horse? Oh, no, he isn't. He likes it!”
After another ten minutes they turned a corner and came in sight
of their destination. On a tall hill outlined in vivid glaring green
against the wintry sky stood the ice palace. It was three stories in
the air, with battlements and embrasures and narrow icicled windows,
and the innumerable electric lights inside made a gorgeous
transparency of the great central hall. Sally Carrol clutched Harry's
hand under the fur robe.
“It's beautiful!” he cried excitedly. “My golly, it's beautiful,
isn't it! They haven't had one here since eighty-five!”
Somehow the notion of there not having been one since eighty-five
oppressed her. Ice was a ghost, and this mansion of it was surely
peopled by those shades of the eighties, with pale faces and blurred
“Come on, dear,” said Harry.
She followed him out of the sleigh and waited while he hitched the
horse. A party of four—Gordon, Myra, Roger Patton, and another
girl—drew up beside them with a mighty jingle of bells. There were
quite a crowd already, bundled in fur or sheepskin, shouting and
calling to each other as they moved through the snow, which was now so
thick that people could scarcely be distinguished a few yards away.
“It's a hundred and seventy feet tall,” Harry was saying to a
muffled figure beside him as they trudged toward the entrance;
“covers six thousand square yards.”
“She caught snatches of conversation: “One main hall”—“walls
twenty to forty inches thick”—“and the ice cave has almost a mile
of—”—“this Canuck who built it—-”
They found their way inside, and dazed by the magic of the great
crystal walls Sally Carrol found herself repeating over and over two
lines from “Kubla Khan”:
“It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice!”
In the great glittering cavern with the dark shut out she took a
seat on a wooded bench and the evening's oppression lifted. Harry was
right—it was beautiful; and her gaze travelled the smooth surface of
the walls, the blocks for which had been selected for their purity and
dearness to obtain this opalescent, translucent effect.
“Look! Here we go—oh, boy! ” cried Harry.
A band in a far corner struck up “Hail, Hail, the Gang's All
Here!” which echoed over to them in wild muddled acoustics, and then
the lights suddenly went out; silence seemed to flow down the icy
sides and sweep over them. Sally Carrol could still see her white
breath in the darkness, and a dim row of pale faces over on the other
The music eased to a sighing complaint, and from outside drifted
in the full-throated remnant chant of the marching clubs. It grew
louder like some pæan of a viking tribe traversing an ancient wild;
it swelled—they were coming nearer; then a row of torches appeared,
and another and another, and keeping time with their moccasined feet a
long column of gray-mackinawed figures swept in, snow-shoes slung at
their shoulders, torches soaring and flickering as their voice rose
along the great walls.
The gray column ended and another followed, the light streaming
luridly this time over red toboggan caps and flaming crimson
mackinaws, and as they entered they took up the refrain; then came a
long platoon of blue and white, of green, of white, of brown and
“Those white ones are the Wacouta Club,” whispered Harry eagerly.
“Those are the men you've met round at dances.”
The volume of the voices grew; the great cavern was a
phantasmagoria of torches waving in great banks of fire, of colors
and the rhythm of soft-leather steps. The leading column turned and
halted, platoon deploys in front of platoon until the whole procession
made a solid flag of flame, and then from thousands of voices burst a
mighty shout that filled the air like a crash of thunder, and sent the
torches wavering. It was magnificent, it was tremendous! To Sally
Carol it was the North offering sacrifice on some mighty altar to the
gray pagan God of Snow. As the shout died the band struck up again and
there came more singing, and then long reverberating cheers by each
club. She sat very quiet listening while the staccato cries rent the
stillness; and then she started, for there was a volley of explosion,
and great clouds of smoke went up here and there through the
cavern—the flash-light photographers at work—and the council was
over. With the band at their head the clubs formed in column once
more, took up their chant, and began to march out.
“Come on!” shouted Harry. “We want to see the labyrinths
down-stairs before they turn the lights off!”
They all rose and started toward the chute—Harry and Sally Carrol
in the lead, her little mitten buried in his big fur gantlet. At the
bottom of the chute was a long empty room of ice, with the ceiling so
low that they had to stoop—and their hands were parted. Before she
realized what he intended Harry Harry had darted down one of the
half-dozen glittering passages that opened into the room and was only
a vague receding blot against the green shimmer.
“Harry!” she called.
“Come on!” he cried back.
She looked round the empty chamber; the rest of the party had
evidently decided to go home, were already outside somewhere in the
blundering snow. She hesitated and then darted in after Harry.
“Harry!” she shouted.
She had reached a turning-point thirty feet down; she heard a
faint muffled answer far to the left, and with a touch of panic fled
toward it. She passed another turning, two more yawning alleys.
No answer. She started to run straight forward, and then turned
like lightning and sped back the way she had come, enveloped in a
sudden icy terror.
She reached a turn—was it here?—took the left and came to what
should have been the outlet into the long, low room, but it was only
another glittering passage with darkness at the end. She called again,
but the walls gave back a flat, lifeless echo with no reverberations.
Retracing her steps she turned another corner, this time following a
wide passage. It was like the green lane between the parted water of
the Red Sea, like a damp vault connecting empty tombs.
She slipped a little now as she walked, for ice had formed on the
bottom of her overshoes; she had to run her gloves along the
half-slippery, half-sticky walls to keep her balance.
Still no answer. The sound she made bounced mockingly down to the
end of the passage.
Then on an instant the lights went out, and she was in complete
darkness. She gave a small, frightened cry, and sank down into a cold
little heap on the ice. She felt her left knee do something as she
fell, but she scarcely noticed it as some deep terror far greater than
any fear of being lost settled upon her. She was alone with this
presence that came out of the North, the dreary loneliness that rose
from ice-bound whalers in the Arctic seas, from smokeless, trackless
wastes where were strewn the whitened bones of adventure. It was an
icy breath of death; it was rolling down low across the land to clutch
With a furious, despairing energy she rose again and started
blindly down the darkness. She must get out. She might be lost in
here for days, freeze to death and lie embedded in the ice like
corpses she had read of, kept perfectly preserved until the melting
of a glacier. Harry probably thought she had left with the others—he
had gone by now; no one would know until next day. She reached
pitifully for the wall. Forty inches thick, they had said—forty
On both sides of her along the walls she felt things creeping,
damp souls that haunted this palace, this town, this North.
“Oh, send somebody—send somebody!” she cried aloud.
Clark Darrow—he would understand; or Joe Ewing; she couldn't be
left here to wander forever—to be frozen, heart, body, and soul.
This her—this Sally Carrol! Why, she was a happy thing. She was a
happy little girl. She liked warmth and summer and Dixie. These things
“You're not crying,” something said aloud. “You'll never cry any
more. Your tears would just freeze; all tears freeze up here!”
She sprawled full length on the ice.
“Oh, God!” she faltered.
A long single file of minutes went by, and with a great weariness
she felt her eyes dosing. Then some one seemed to sit down near her
and take her face in warm, soft hands. She looked up gratefully.
“Why it's Margery Lee” she crooned softly to herself. “I knew
you'd come.” It really was Margery Lee, and she was just as Sally
Carrol had known she would be, with a young, white brow, and wide
welcoming eyes, and a hoop-skirt of some soft material that was quite
comforting to rest on.
It was getting darker now and darker—all those tombstones ought
to be repainted sure enough, only that would spoil 'em, of course.
Still, you ought to be able to see 'em.
Then after a succession of moments that went fast and then slow,
but seemed to be ultimately resolving themselves into a multitude of
blurred rays converging toward a pale-yellow sun, she heard a great
cracking noise break her new-found stillness.
It was the sun, it was a light; a torch, and a torch beyond that,
and another one, and voices; a face took flesh below the torch, heavy
arms raised her and she felt something on her cheek—it felt wet. Some
one had seized her and was rubbing her face with snow. How
“Sally Carrol! Sally Carrol!”
It was Dangerous Dan McGrew; and two other faces she didn't know.
“Child, child! We've been looking for you two hours! Harry's
Things came rushing back into place—the singing, the torches, the
great shout of the marching clubs. She squirmed in Patton's arms and
gave a long low cry.
“Oh, I want to get out of here! I'm going back home. Take me
home”—-her voice rose to a scream that sent a chill to Harry's heart
as he came racing down the next passage—“to-morrow!” she cried with
delirious, unstrained passion—“To-morrow! To-morrow! To-morrow!”
The wealth of golden sunlight poured a quite enervating yet oddly
comforting heat over the house where day long it faced the dusty
stretch of road. Two birds were making a great to-do in a cool spot
found among the branches of a tree next door, and down the street a
colored woman was announcing herself melodiously as a purveyor of
strawberries. It was April afternoon.
Sally Carrol Happer, resting her chin on her arm, and her arm on
an old window-seat, gazed sleepily down over the spangled dust whence
the heat waves were rising for the first time this spring. She was
watching a very ancient Ford turn a perilous corner and rattle and
groan to a jolting stop at the end of the walk. See made no sound and
in a minute a strident familiar whistle rent the air. Sally Carrol
smiled and blinked.
A head appeared tortuously from under the car-top below.
“Tain't mawnin', Sally Carrol.”
“Sure enough!” she said in affected surprise. “I guess maybe not.”
“What you doin'?”
“Eatin' a green peach. 'Spect to die any minute.”
Clark twisted himself a last impossible notch to get a view of her
“Water's warm as a kettla steam, Sally Carol. Wanta go swimmin'?”
“Hate to move,” sighed Sally Carol lazily, “but I reckon so.”
Head and Shoulders
In 1915 Horace Tarbox was thirteen years old. In that year he took
the examinations for entrance to Princeton University and received the
Grade A—excellent—in Cæsar, Cicero, Vergil, Xenophon, Homer,
Algebra, Plane Geometry, Solid Geometry, and Chemistry.
Two years later while George M. Cohan was composing “Over There,”
Horace was leading the sophomore class by several lengths and digging
out theses on “The Syllogism as an Obsolete Scholastic Form,” and
during the battle of Château-Thierry he was sitting at his desk
deciding whether or not to wait until his seventeenth birthday before
beginning his series of essays on “The Pragmatic Bias of the New
After a while some newsboy told him that the war was over, and he
was glad, because it meant that Peat Brothers, publishers, would get
out their new edition of “Spinoza's Improvement of the Understanding.”
Wars were all very well in their way, made young men self-reliant or
something but Horace felt that he could never forgive the President
for allowing a brass band to play under his window the night of the
false armistice, causing him to leave three important sentences out of
his thesis on “German Idealism.”
The next year he went up to Yale to take his degree as Master of
He was seventeen then, tall and slender, with near-sighted gray
eyes and an air of keeping himself utterly detached from the mere
words he let drop.
“I never feel as though I'm talking to him,” expostulated
Professor Dillinger to a sympathetic colleague. “He makes me feel as
though I were talking to his representative. I always expect him to
say: 'Well, I'll ask myself and find out.'”
And then, just as nonchalantly as though Horace Tarbox had been
Mr. Beef the butcher or Mr. Hat the haberdasher, life reached in,
seized him, handled him, stretched him, and unrolled him like a
piece of Irish lace on a Saturday-afternoon bargain-counter.
To move in the literary fashion I should say that this was all
because when way back in colonial days the hardy pioneers had come to
a bald place in Connecticut and asked of each other, “Now, what shall
we build here?” the hardiest one among 'em had answered: “Let's build
a town where theatrical managers can try out musical comedies!” How
afterward they founded Yale College there, to try the musical comedies
on, is a story every one knows. At any rate one December, “Home James”
opened at the Shubert, and all the students encored Marcia Meadow, who
sang a song about the Blundering Blimp in the first act and did a
shaky, shivery, celebrated dance in the last.
Marcia was nineteen. She didn't have wings, but audiences agreed
generally that she didn't need them. She was a blonde by natural
pigment, and she wore no paint on the streets at high noon. Outside
of that she was no better than most women.
It was Charlie Moon who promised her five thousand Pall Malls if
she would pay a call on Horace Tarbox, prodigy extraordinary. Charlie
was a senior in Sheffield, and he and Horace were first cousins. They
liked and pitied each other.
Horace had been particularly busy that night. The failure of the
Frenchman Laurier to appreciate the significance of the new realists
was preying on his mind. In fact, his only reaction to a low,
clear-cut rap at his study was to make him speculate as to whether any
rap would have actual existence without an ear there to hear it. He
fancied he was verging more and more toward pragmatism. But at that
moment, though he did not know it, he was verging with astounding
rapidity toward something quite different.
The rap sounded—three seconds leaked by—the rap sounded.
“Come in,” muttered Horace automatically.
He heard the door open and then close, but, bent over his book in
the big armchair before the fire, he did not look up.
“Leave it on the bed in the other room,” he said absently.
“Leave what on the bed in the other room?”
Marcia Meadow had to talk her songs, but her speaking voice was
like byplay on a harp.
Horace stirred impatiently in his chair.
“Why can't you?”
“Why, because I haven't got it.”
“Hm!” he replied testily. “Suppose you go back and get it.”
Across the fire from Horace was another easychair. He was
accustomed to change to it in the course of an evening by way of
exercise and variety. One chair he called Berkeley, the other he
called Hume. He suddenly heard a sound as of a rustling, diaphanous
form sinking into Hume. He glanced up.
“Well,” said Marcia with the sweet smile she used in Act Two (“Oh,
so the Duke liked my dancing!”) “Well, Omar Khayyam, here I am beside
you singing in the wilderness.”
Horace stared at her dazedly. The momentary suspicion came to him
that she existed there only as a phantom of his imagination. Women
didn't come into men's rooms and sink into men's Humes. Women brought
laundry and took your seat in the street-car and married you later on
when you were old enough to know fetters.
This woman had clearly materialized out of Hume. The very froth of
her brown gauzy dress was art emanation from Hume's leather arm there!
If he looked long enough he would see Hume right through her and then
be would be alone again in the room. He passed his fist across his
eyes. He really must take up those trapeze exercises again.
“For Pete's sake, don't look so critical!” objected the emanation
pleasantly. “I feel as if you were going to wish me away with that
patent dome of yours. And then there wouldn't be anything left of me
except my shadow in your eyes.”
Horace coughed. Coughing was one of his two gestures. When he
talked you forgot he had a body at all. It was like hearing a
phonograph record by a singer who had been dead a long time.
“What do you want?” he asked.
“I want them letters,” whined Marcia melodramatically—“them
letters of mine you bought from my grandsire in 1881.”
“I haven't got your letters,” he said evenly. “I am only seventeen
years old. My father was not born until March 3, 1879. You evidently
have me confused with some one else.”
“You're only seventeen?” repeated March suspiciously.
“I knew a girl,” said Marcia reminiscently, “who went on the
ten-twenty-thirty when she was sixteen. She was so stuck on herself
that she could never say 'sixteen' without putting the 'only' before
it. We got to calling her 'Only Jessie.' And she's just where she was
when she started—only worse. 'Only' is a bad habit, Omar—it sounds
like an alibi.”
“My name is not Omar.”
“I know,” agreed Marcia, nodding—“your name's Horace. I just call
you Omar because you remind me of a smoked cigarette.”
“And I haven't your letters. I doubt if I've ever met your
grandfather. In fact, I think it very improbable that you yourself
were alive in 1881.”
Marcia stared at him in wonder.
“Me—1881? Why sure! I was second-line stuff when the Florodora
Sextette was still in the convent. I was the original nurse to Mrs.
Sol Smith's Juliette. Why, Omar, I was a canteen singer during the War
Horace's mind made a sudden successful leap, and he grinned.
“Did Charlie Moon put you up to this?”
Marcia regarded him inscrutably.
“Who's Charlie Moon? ”
“Small—wide nostrils—big ears.”
She grew several inches and sniffed.
“I'm not in the habit of noticing my friends' nostrils.
“Then it was Charlie?”
Marcia bit her lip—and then yawned. “Oh, let's change the
subject, Omar. I'll pull a snore in this chair in a minute.”
“Yes,” replied Horace gravely, “Hume has often been considered
“Who's your friend—and will he die?”
Then of a sudden Horace Tarbox rose slenderly and began to pace
the room with his hands in his pockets. This was his other gesture.
“I don't care for this,” he said as if he were talking to
himself—“at all. Not that I mind your being here—I don't. You're
quite a pretty little thing, but I don't like Charlie Moon's sending
you up here. Am I a laboratory experiment on which the janitors as
well as the chemists can make experiments? Is my intellectual
development humorous in any way? Do I look like the pictures of the
little Boston boy in the comic magazines? Has that callow ass, Moon,
with his eternal tales about his week in Paris, any right to—-”
“No,” interrupted Marcia emphatically. “And you're a sweet boy.
Come here and kiss me.”
Horace stopped quickly in front of her.
“Why do you want me to kiss you?” he asked intently, “Do you just
go round kissing people?”
“Why, yes,” admitted Marcia, unruffled. “'At's all life is. Just
going round kissing people.”
“Well,” replied Horace emphatically, “I must say your ideas are
horribly garbled! In the first place life isn't just that, and in the
second place. I won't kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can't
get rid of habits. This year I've got in the habit of lolling in bed
Marcia nodded understandingly.
“Do you ever have any fun?” she asked.
“What do you mean by fun?”
“See here,” said Marcia sternly, “I like you, Omar, but I wish
you'd talk as if you had a line on what you were saying. You sound as
if you were gargling a lot of words in your mouth and lost a bet every
time you spilled a few. I asked you if you ever had any fun.”
Horace shook his head.
“Later, perhaps,” he answered. “You see I'm a plan. I'm an
experiment. I don't say that I don't get tired of it sometimes—I do.
Yet—oh, I can't explain! But what you and Charlie Moon call fun
wouldn't be fun to me.”
Horace stared at her, started to speak and then, changing his
mind, resumed his walk. After an unsuccessful attempt to determine
whether or not he was looking at her Marcia smiled at him.
“If I do, will you promise to tell Charlie Moon that I wasn't in?”
“Very well, then. Here's my history: I was a 'why' child. I wanted
to see the wheels go round. My father was a young economics professor
at Princeton. He brought me up on the system of answering every
question I asked him to the best of his ability. My response to that
gave him the idea of making an experiment in precocity. To aid in the
massacre I had ear trouble—seven operations between the age of nine
and twelve. Of course this kept me apart from other boys and made me
ripe for forcing. Anyway, while my generation was laboring through
Uncle Remus I was honestly enjoying Catullus in the original.
“I passed off my college examinations when I was thirteen because
I couldn't help it. My chief associates were professors, and I took a
tremendous pride in knowing that I had a fine intelligence, for though
I was unusually gifted I was not abnormal in other ways. When I was
sixteen I got tired of being a freak; I decided that some one had made
a bad mistake. Still as I'd gone that far I concluded to finish it up
by taking my degree of Master of Arts. My chief interest in life is
the study of modern philosophy. I am a realist of the School of Anton
Laurier—with Bergsonian trimmings—and I'll be eighteen years old in
two months. That's all.”
“Whew!” exclaimed Marcia. “That's enough! You do a neat job with
the parts of speech.”
“No, you haven't kissed me.”
“It's not in my programme,” demurred Horace. “Understand that I
don't pretend to be above physical things. They have their place,
“Oh, don't be so darned reasonable!”
“I can't help it.”
“I hate these slot-machine people.”
“I assure you I—-” began Horace.
“Oh shut up!”
“My own rationality—-”
“I didn't say anything about your nationality. You're Amuricun,
“Well, that's O.K. with me. I got a notion I want to see you do
something that isn't in your highbrow programme. I want to see if a
what-ch-call-em with Brazilian trimmings—that thing you said you
were—can be a little human.”
Horace shook his head again.
“I won't kiss you.”
“My life is blighted,” muttered Marcia tragically. “I'm a beaten
woman. I'll go through life without ever having a kiss with Brazilian
trimmings.” She sighed. “Anyways, Omar, will you come and see my
“I'm a wicked actress from 'Home James'!”
“Yes—at a stretch. One of the characters is a Brazilian
rice-planter. That might interest you.”
“I saw 'The Bohemian Girl' once,” reflected Horace aloud. “I
enjoyed it—to some extent—-”
“Then you'll come?”
“Oh, I know—you've got to run down to Brazil for the week-end.”
“Not at all. I'd be delighted to come—-”
Marcia clapped her hands.
“Goodyforyou! I'll mail you a ticket—Thursday night?”
“Good! Thursday night it is.”
She stood up and walking close to him laid both hands on his
“I like you, Omar. I'm sorry I tried to kid you. I thought you'd
be sort of frozen, but you're a nice boy.”
He eyed her sardonically.
“I'm several thousand generations older than you are.”
“You carry your age well.”
They shook hands gravely.
“My name's Marcia Meadow,” she said emphatically. “'Member it—
Marcia Meadow. And I won't tell Charlie Moon you were in.”
An instant later as she was skimming down the last flight of
stairs three at a time she heard a voice call over the upper
banister: “Oh, say—-”
She stopped and looked up—made out a vague form leaning over.
“Oh, say!” called the prodigy again. “Can you hear me?”
“Here's your connection Omar.”
“I hope I haven't given you the impression that I consider kissing
“Impression? Why, you didn't even give me the kiss! Never fret—so
Two doors near her opened curiously at the sound of a feminine
voice. A tentative cough sounded from above. Gathering her skirts,
Marcia dived wildly down the last flight, and was swallowed up in the
murky Connecticut air outside.
Up-stairs Horace paced the floor of his study. From time to time
he glanced toward Berkeley waiting there in suave dark-red
reputability, an open book lying suggestively on his cushions. And
then he found that his circuit of the floor was bringing him each time
nearer to Hume. There was something about Hume that was strangely and
inexpressibly different. The diaphanous form still seemed hovering
near, and had Horace sat there he would have felt as if he were
sitting on a lady's lap. And though Horace couldn't have named the
quality of difference, there was such a quality—quite intangible to
the speculative mind, but real, nevertheless. Hume was radiating
something that in all the two hundred years of his influence he had
never radiated before.
Hume was radiating attar of roses.
On Thursday night Horace Tarbox sat in an aisle seat in the fifth
row and witnessed “Home James.” Oddly enough he found that he was
enjoying himself. The cynical students near him were annoyed at his
audible appreciation of time-honored jokes in the Hammerstein
tradition. But Horace was waiting with anxiety for Marcia Meadow
singing her song about a Jazz-bound Blundering Blimp. When she did
appear, radiant under a floppity flower-faced hat, a warm glow settled
over him, and when the song was over he did not join in the storm of
applause. He felt somewhat numb.
In the intermission after the second act an usher materialized
beside him, demanded to know if he were Mr. Tarbox, and then handed
him a note written in a round adolescent band. Horace read it in some
confusion, while the usher lingered with withering patience in the
“Dear 0mar: After the show I always grow an awful hunger. If you
want to satisfy it for me in the Taft Grill just communicate your
answer to the big-timber guide that brought this and oblige.
“Tell her,”—he coughed—“tell her that it will be quite all
right. I'll meet her in front of the theatre.”
The big-timber guide smiled arrogantly.
“I giss she meant for you to come roun' t' the stage door.”
“Where—where is it?”
“Ou'side. Tunayulef. Down ee alley.”
“Ou'side. Turn to y' left! Down ee alley!”
The arrogant person withdrew. A freshman behind Horace snickered.
Then half an hour later, sitting in the Taft Grill opposite the
hair that was yellow by natural pigment, the prodigy was saying an
“Do you have to do that dance in the last act?” he was asking
earnestly—“I mean, would they dismiss you if you refused to do it?”
“It's fun to do it. I like to do it.”
And then Horace came out with a FAUX PAS.
“I should think you'd detest it,” he remarked succinctly. “The
people behind me were making remarks about your bosom.”
Marcia blushed fiery red.
“I can't help that,” she said quickly. “The dance to me is only a
sort of acrobatic stunt. Lord, it's hard enough to do! I rub liniment
into my shoulders for an hour every night.”
“Do you have—fun while you're on the stage?”
“Uh-huh—sure! I got in the habit of having people look at me,
Omar, and I like it.”
“Hm!” Horace sank into a brownish study.
“How's the Brazilian trimmings?”
“Hm!” repeated Horace, and then after a pause: “Where does the
play go from here?”
“For how long?”
“All depends. Winter—maybe.”
“Coming up to lay eyes on me, Omar, or aren't you int'rested? Not
as nice here, is it, as it was up in your room? I wish we was there
“I feel idiotic in this place,” confessed Horace, looking round
“Too bad! We got along pretty well.”
At this he looked suddenly so melancholy that she changed her
tone, and reaching over patted his hand.
“Ever take an actress out to supper before?”
“No,” said Horace miserably, “and I never will again. I don't know
why I came to-night. Here under all these lights and with all these
people laughing and chattering I feel completely out of my sphere. I
don't know what to talk to you about.”
“We'll talk about me. We talked about you last time.”
“Well, my name really is Meadow, but my first name isn't Marcia—
it's Veronica. I'm nineteen. Question—how did the girl make her leap
to the footlights? Answer—she was born in Passaic, New Jersey, and up
to a year ago she got the right to breathe by pushing Nabiscoes in
Marcel's tea-room in Trenton. She started going with a guy named
Robbins, a singer in the Trent House cabaret, and he got her to try a
song and dance with him one evening. In a month we were filling the
supper-room every night. Then we went to New York with meet-my-friend
letters thick as a pile of napkins.
“In two days we landed a job at Divinerries', and I learned to
shimmy from a kid at the Palais Royal. We stayed at Divinerries' six
months until one night Peter Boyce Wendell, the columnist, ate his
milk-toast there. Next morning a poem about Marvellous Marcia came out
in his newspaper, and within two days I had three vaudeville offers
and a chance at the Midnight Frolic. I wrote Wendell a thank-you
letter, and he printed it in his column—said that the style was like
Carlyle's, only more rugged and that I ought to quit dancing and do
North American literature. This got me a coupla more vaudeville offers
and a chance as an ingénue in a regular show. I took it—and here I
When she finished they sat for a moment in silence she draping the
last skeins of a Welsh rabbit on her fork and waiting for him to
“Let's get out of here,” he said suddenly.
Marcia's eyes hardened.
“What's the idea? Am I making you sick?”
“No, but I don't like it here. I don't like to be sitting here
Without another word Marcia signalled for the waiter.
“What's the check?” she demanded briskly “My part—the rabbit and
the ginger ale.”
Horace watched blankly as the waiter figured it.
“See here,” he began, “I intended to pay for yours too. You're my
With a half-sigh Marcia rose from the table and walked from the
room. Horace, his face a document in bewilderment, laid a bill down
and followed her out, up the stairs and into the lobby. He overtook
her in front of the elevator and they faced each other.
“See here,” he repeated “You're my guest. Have I said something to
After an instant of wonder Marcia's eyes softened.
“You're a rude fella!” she said slowly. “Don't you know you're
“I can't help it,” said Horace with a directness she found quite
disarming. “You know I like you.”
“You said you didn't like being with me.”
“I didn't like it.”
“Why not?” Fire blazed suddenly from the gray forests of his eyes.
“Because I didn't. I've formed the habit of liking you. I've been
thinking of nothing much else for two days.”
“Well, if you—-”
“Wait a minute,” he interrupted. “I've got something to say. It's
this: in six weeks I'll be eighteen years old. When I'm eighteen
years old I'm coming up to New York to see you. Is there some place in
New York where we can go and not have a lot of people in the room?”
“Sure!” smiled Marcia. “You can come up to my 'partment. Sleep on
the couch if you want to.”
“I can't sleep on couches,” he said shortly. “But I want to talk
“Why, sure,” repeated Marcia. “in my 'partment.”
In his excitement Horace put his hands in his pockets.
“All right—just so I can see you alone. I want to talk to you as
we talked up in my room.”
“Honey boy,” cried Marcia, laughing, “is it that you want to kiss
“Yes,” Horace almost shouted. “I'll kiss you if you want me to.”
The elevator man was looking at them reproachfully. Marcia edged
toward the grated door.
“I'll drop you a post-card,” she said.
Horace's eyes were quite wild.
“Send me a post-card! I'll come up any time after January first.
I'll be eighteen then.”
And as she stepped into the elevator he coughed enigmatically, yet
with a vague challenge, at the calling, and walked quickly away.
He was there again. She saw him when she took her first glance at
the restless Manhattan audience—down in the front row with his head
bent a bit forward and his gray eyes fixed on her. And she knew that
to him they were alone together in a world where the high-rouged row
of ballet faces and the massed whines of the violins were as
imperceivable as powder on a marble Venus. An instinctive defiance
rose within her.
“Silly boy!” she said to herself hurriedly, and she didn't take
“What do they expect for a hundred a week—perpetual motion?” she
grumbled to herself in the wings.
“What's the trouble? Marcia?”
“Guy I don't like down in front.”
During the last act as she waited for her specialty she had an odd
attack of stage fright. She had never sent Horace the promised
post-card. Last night she had pretended not to see him— had hurried
from the theatre immediately after her dance to pass a sleepless night
in her apartment, thinking—as she had so often in the last month—of
his pale, rather intent face, his slim, boyish fore, the merciless,
unworldly abstraction that made him charming to her.
And now that he had come she felt vaguely sorry—as though an
unwonted responsibility was being forced on her.
“Infant prodigy!” she said aloud.
“What?” demanded the negro comedian standing beside her.
“Nothing—just talking about myself.”
On the stage she felt better. This was her dance—and she always
felt that the way she did it wasn't suggestive any more than to some
men every pretty girl is suggestive. She made it a stunt.
“Uptown, downtown, jelly on a spoon,
After sundown shiver by the moon.”
He was not watching her now. She saw that clearly. He was looking
very deliberately at a castle on the back drop, wearing that
expression he had worn in the Taft Grill. A wave of exasperation
swept over her—he was criticising her.
“That's the vibration that thrills me,
Funny how affection fi-lls me
Unconquerable revulsion seized her. She was suddenly and horribly
conscious of her audience as she had never been since her first
appearance. Was that a leer on a pallid face in the front row, a
droop of disgust on one young girl's mouth? These shoulders of
hers—these shoulders shaking—were they hers? Were they real? Surely
shoulders weren't made for this!
“Then—you'll see at a glance
“I'll need some funeral ushers with St. Vitus dance
At the end of the world I'll—-”
The bassoon and two cellos crashed into a final chord. She paused
and poised a moment on her toes with every muscle tense, her young
face looking out dully at the audience in what one young girl
afterward called “such a curious, puzzled look,” and then without
bowing rushed from the stage. Into the dressing-room she sped, kicked
out of one dress and into another, and caught a taxi outside.
Her apartment was very warm—small, it was, with a row of
professional pictures and sets of Kipling and O. Henry which she had
bought once from a blue-eyed agent and read occasionally. And there
were several chairs which matched, but were none of them comfortable,
and a pink-shaded lamp with blackbirds painted on it and an atmosphere
of other stifled pink throughout. There were nice things in it—nice
things unrelentingly hostile to each other, offspring of a vicarious,
impatient taste acting in stray moments. The worst was typified by a
great picture framed in oak bark of Passaic as seen from the Erie
Railroad—altogether a frantic, oddly extravagant, oddly penurious
attempt to make a cheerful room. Marcia knew it was a failure.
Into this room came the prodigy and took her two hands awkwardly.
“I followed you this time,” he said.
“I want you to marry me,” he said.
Her arms went out to him. She kissed his mouth with a sort of
“I love you,” he said.
She kissed him again and then with a little sigh flung herself
into an armchair and half lay there, shaken with absurd laughter.
“Why, you infant prodigy!” she cried.
“Very well, call me that if you want to. I once told you that I
was ten thousand years older than you—I am.”
She laughed again.
“I don't like to be disapproved of.”
“No one's ever going to disapprove of you again.”
“Omar,” she asked, “why do you want to marry me?”
The prodigy rose and put his hands in his pockets.
“Because I love you, Marcia Meadow.”
And then she stopped calling him Omar.
“Dear boy,” she said, “you know I sort of love you. There's
something about you—I can't tell what—that just puts my heart
through the wringer every time I'm round you. But honey—“ She
“But lots of things. But you're only just eighteen, and I'm nearly
“Nonsense!” he interrupted. “Put it this way—that I'm in my
nineteenth year and you're nineteen. That makes us pretty
close—without counting that other ten thousand years I mentioned.”
“But there are some more 'buts.' Your people—-
“My people!” exclaimed the prodigy ferociously. “My people tried
to make a monstrosity out of me.” His face grew quite crimson at the
enormity of what he was going to say. “My people can go way back and
“My heavens!” cried Marcia in alarm. “All that? On tacks, I
“Tacks—yes,” he agreed wildly—“on anything. The more I think of
how they allowed me to become a little dried-up mummy—-”
“What makes you thank you're that?” asked Marcia quietly—“me?”
“Yes. Every person I've met on the streets since I met you has
made me jealous because they knew what love was before I did. I used
to call it the 'sex impulse.' Heavens!”
“There's more 'buts,'“ said Marcia
“What are they?”
“How could we live?”
“I'll make a living.”
“You're in college.”
“Do you think I care anything about taking a Master of Arts
“You want to be Master of Me, hey?”
“Yes! What? I mean, no!”
Marcia laughed, and crossing swiftly over sat in his lap. He put
his arm round her wildly and implanted the vestige of a kiss
somewhere near her neck.
“There's something white about you,” mused Marcia “but it doesn't
sound very logical.”
“Oh, don't be so darned reasonable!”
“I can't help it,” said Marcia.
“I hate these slot-machine people!”
“Oh, shut up!”
And as Marcia couldn't talk through her ears she had to.
Horace and Marcia were married early in February. The sensation in
academic circles both at Yale and Princeton was tremendous. Horace
Tarbox, who at fourteen had been played up in the Sunday magazines
sections of metropolitan newspapers, was throwing over his career, his
chance of being a world authority on American philosophy, by marrying
a chorus girl—they made Marcia a chorus girl. But like all modern
stories it was a four-and-a-half-day wonder.
They took a flat in Harlem. After two weeks' search, during which
his idea of the value of academic knowledge faded unmercifully,
Horace took a position as clerk with a South American export
company—some one had told him that exporting was the coming thing.
Marcia was to stay in her show for a few months—anyway until he got
on his feet. He was getting a hundred and twenty-five to start with,
and though of course they told him it was only a question of months
until he would be earning double that, Marcia refused even to consider
giving up the hundred and fifty a week that she was getting at the
“We'll call ourselves Head and Shoulders, dear,” she said softly,
“and the shoulders'll have to keep shaking a little longer until the
old head gets started.”
“I hate it,” he objected gloomily.
“Well,” she replied emphatically, “Your salary wouldn't keep us in
a tenement. Don't think I want to be public—I don't. I want to be
yours. But I'd be a half-wit to sit in one room and count the
sunflowers on the wall-paper while I waited for you. When you pull
down three hundred a month I'll quit.”
And much as it hurt his pride, Horace had to admit that hers was
the wiser course.
March mellowed into April. May read a gorgeous riot act to the
parks and waters of Manhatten, and they were very happy. Horace, who
had no habits whatsoever—he had never had time to form any—proved
the most adaptable of husbands, and as Marcia entirely lacked opinions
on the subjects that engrossed him there were very few jottings and
bumping. Their minds moved in different spheres. Marcia acted as
practical factotum, and Horace lived either in his old world of
abstract ideas or in a sort of triumphantly earthy worship and
adoration of his wife. She was a continual source of astonishment to
him—the freshness and originality of her mind, her dynamic,
clear-headed energy, and her unfailing good humor.
And Marcia's co-workers in the nine-o'clock show, whither she had
transferred her talents, were impressed with her tremendous pride in
her husband's mental powers. Horace they knew only as a very slim,
tight-lipped, and immature-looking young man, who waited every night
to take her home.
“Horace,” said Marcia one evening when she met him as usual at
eleven, “you looked like a ghost standing there against the street
lights. You losing weight?”
He shook his head vaguely.
“I don't know. They raised me to a hundred and thirty-five dollars
“I don't care,” said Marcia severely. “You're killing yourself
working at night. You read those big books on economy—-”
“Economics,” corrected Horace.
“Well, you read 'em every night long after I'm asleep. And you're
getting all stooped over like you were before we were married.”
“But, Marcia, I've got to—-”
“No, you haven't dear. I guess I'm running this shop for the
present, and I won't let my fella ruin his health and eyes. You got
to get some exercise.”
“I do. Every morning I—-”
“Oh, I know! But those dumb-bells of yours wouldn't give a
consumptive two degrees of fever. I mean real exercise. You've got to
join a gymnasium. 'Member you told me you were such a trick gymnast
once that they tried to get you out for the team in college and they
couldn't because you had a standing date with Herb Spencer?”
“I used to enjoy it,” mused Horace, “but it would take up too much
“All right,” said Marcia. “I'll make a bargain with you. You join
a gym and I'll read one of those books from the brown row of 'em.”
“'Pepys' Diary'? Why, that ought to be enjoyable. He's very
“Not for me—he isn't. It'll be like digesting plate glass. But
you been telling me how much it'd broaden my lookout. Well, you go to
a gym three nights a week and I'll take one big dose of Sammy.”
“Come on, now! You do some giant swings for me and I'll chase some
culture for you.”
So Horace finally consented, and all through a baking summer he
spent three and sometimes four evenings a week experimenting on the
trapeze in Skipper's Gymnasium. And in August he admitted to Marcia
that it made him capable of more mental work during the day.
“MENS SANA IN CORPORE SANO,” he said.
“Don't believe in it,” replied Marcia. “I tried one of those
patent medicines once and they're all bunk. You stick to gymnastics.”
One night in early September while he was going through one of his
contortions on the rings in the nearly deserted room he was addressed
by a meditative fat man whom he had noticed watching him for several
“Say, lad, do that stunt you were doin' last night.”
Horace grinned at him from his perch.
“I invented it,” he said. “I got the idea from the fourth
proposition of Euclid.”
“What circus he with?”
“Well, he must of broke his neck doin' that stunt. I set here last
night thinkin' sure you was goin' to break yours.”
“Like this!” said Horace, and swinging onto the trapeze he did his
“Don't it kill your neck an' shoulder muscles?”
“It did at first, but inside of a week I wrote the QUOD ERAT
DEMONSTRANDUM on it.”
Horace swung idly on the trapeze.
“Ever think of takin' it up professionally?” asked the fat man.
“Good money in it if you're willin' to do stunts like 'at an' can
get away with it.”
“Here's another,” chirped Horace eagerly, and the fat man's mouth
dropped suddenly agape as he watched this pink-jerseyed Prometheus
again defy the gods and Isaac Newton.
The night following this encounter Horace got home from work to
find a rather pale Marcia stretched out on the sofa waiting for him.
“I fainted twice to-day,” she began without preliminaries.
“Yep. You see baby's due in four months now. Doctor says I ought
to have quit dancing two weeks ago.”
Horace sat down and thought it over.
“I'm glad of course,” he said pensively—“I mean glad that we're
going to have a baby. But this means a lot of expense.”
“I've got two hundred and fifty in the bank,” said Marcia
hopefully, “and two weeks' pay coming.”
Horace computed quickly.
“Inducing my salary, that'll give us nearly fourteen hundred for
the next six months.”
Marcia looked blue.
“That all? Course I can get a job singing somewhere this month.
And I can go to work again in March.”
“Of course nothing!” said Horace gruffly. “You'll stay right here.
Let's see now—there'll be doctor's bills and a nurse, besides the
maid: We've got to have some more money.”
“Well,” said Marcia wearily, “I don't know where it's coming from.
It's up to the old head now. Shoulders is out of business.”
Horace rose and pulled on his coat.
“Where are you going?”
“I've got an idea,” he answered. “I'll be right back.”
Ten minutes later as he headed down the street toward Skipper's
Gymnasium he felt a placid wonder, quite unmixed with humor, at what
he was going to do. How he would have gaped at himself a year before!
How every one would have gaped! But when you opened your door at the
rap of life you let in many things.
The gymnasium was brightly lit, and when his eyes became
accustomed to the glare he found the meditative fat man seated on a
pile of canvas mats smoking a big cigar.
“Say,” began Horace directly, “were you in earnest last night when
you said I could make money on my trapeze stunts?”
“Why, yes,” said the fat man in surprise.
“Well, I've been thinking it over, and I believe I'd like to try
it. I could work at night and on Saturday afternoons—and regularly
if the pay is high enough.”
The fat men looked at his watch.
“Well,” he said, “Charlie Paulson's the man to see. He'll book you
inside of four days, once he sees you work out. He won't be in now,
but I'll get hold of him for to-morrow night.”
The fat man was as good as his word. Charlie Paulson arrived next
night and put in a wondrous hour watching the prodigy swap through
the air in amazing parabolas, and on the night following he brought
two age men with him who looked as though they had been born smoking
black cigars and talking about money in low, passionate voices. Then
on the succeeding Saturday Horace Tarbox's torso made its first
professional appearance in a gymnastic exhibition at the Coleman
Street Gardens. But though the audience numbered nearly five thousand
people, Horace felt no nervousness. From his childhood he had read
papers to audiences—learned that trick of detaching himself.
“Marcia,” he said cheerfully later that same night, “I think we're
out of the woods. Paulson thinks he can get me an opening at the
Hippodrome, and that means an all-winter engagement. The Hippodrome
you know, is a big—-”
“Yes, I believe I've heard of it,” interrupted Marcia, “but I want
to know about this stunt you're doing. It isn't any spectacular
suicide, is it?”
“It's nothing,” said Horace quietly. “But if you can think of an
nicer way of a man killing himself than taking a risk for you, why
that's the way I want to die.”
Marcia reached up and wound both arms tightly round his neck.
“Kiss me,” she whispered, “and call me 'dear heart.' I love to
hear you say 'dear heart.' And bring me a book to read to-morrow. No
more Sam Pepys, but something trick and trashy. I've been wild for
something to do all day. I felt like writing letters, but I didn't
have anybody to write to.”
“Write to me,” said Horace. “I'll read them.”
“I wish I could,” breathed Marcia. “If I knew words enough I could
write you the longest love-letter in the world—and never get tired.”
But after two more months Marcia grew very tired indeed, and for a
row of nights it was a very anxious, weary-looking young athlete who
walked out before the Hippodrome crowd. Then there were two days when
his place was taken by a young man who wore pale blue instead of
white, and got very little applause. But after the two days Horace
appeared again, and those who sat close to the stage remarked an
expression of beatific happiness on that young acrobat's face even
when he was twisting breathlessly in the air an the middle of his
amazing and original shoulder swing. After that performance he laughed
at the elevator man and dashed up the stairs to the flat five steps at
a time—and then tiptoed very carefully into a quiet room.
“Marcia,” he whispered.
“Hello!” She smiled up at him wanly. “Horace, there's something I
want you to do. Look in my top bureau drawer and you'll find a big
stack of paper. It's a book—sort of—Horace. I wrote it down in these
last three months while I've been laid up. I wish you'd take it to
that Peter Boyce Wendell who put my letter in his paper. He could
tell you whether it'd be a good book. I wrote it just the way I talk,
just the way I wrote that letter to him. It's just a story about a lot
of things that happened to me. Will you take it to him, Horace?”
He leaned over the bed until his head was beside her on the
pillow, and began stroking back her yellow hair.
“Dearest Marcia,” he said softly.
“No,” she murmured, “call me what I told you to call me.”
“Dear heart,” he whispered passionately—“dearest heart.”
“What'll we call her?”
They rested a minute in happy, drowsy content, while Horace
“We'll call her Marcia Hume Tarbox,” he said at length.
“Why the Hume?”
“Because he's the fellow who first introduced us.”
“That so?” she murmured, sleepily surprised. “I thought his name
Her eyes dosed, and after a moment the slow lengthening surge of
the bedclothes over her breast showed that she was asleep.
Horace tiptoed over to the bureau and opening the top drawer found
a heap of closely scrawled, lead-smeared pages. He looked at the first
SANDRA PEPYS, SYNCOPATED
BY MARCIA TARBOX
He smiled. So Samuel Pepys had made an impression on her after
all. He turned a page and began to read. His smile deepened—he read
on. Half an hour passed and he became aware that Marcia had waked and
was watching him from the bed.
“Honey,” came in a whisper.
“Do you like it?”
“I seem to be reading on. It's bright.”
“Take it to Peter Boyce Wendell. Tell him you got the highest
marks in Princeton once and that you ought to know when a book's
good. Tell him this one's a world beater.”
“All right, Marcia,” Horace said gently.
Her eyes closed again and Horace crossing over kissed her
forehead—stood there for a moment with a look of tender pity. Then
he left the room.
All that night the sprawly writing on the pages, the constant
mistakes in spelling and grammar, and the weird punctuation danced
before his eyes. He woke several times in the night, each time full of
a welling chaotic sympathy for this desire of Marcia's soul to express
itself in words. To him there was something infinitely pathetic about
it, and for the first time in months he began to turn over in his mind
his own half-forgotten dreams.
He had meant to write a series of books, to popularize the new
realism as Schopenhauer had popularized pessimism and William James
But life hadn't come that way. Life took hold of people and forced
them into flying rings. He laughed to think of that rap at his door,
the diaphanous shadow in Hume, Marcia's threatened kiss.
“And it's still me,” he said aloud in wonder as he lay awake in
the darkness. “I'm the man who sat in Berkeley with temerity to
wonder if that rap would have had actual existence had my ear not
been there to hear it. I'm still that man. I could be electrocuted
for the crimes he committed.
“Poor gauzy souls trying to express ourselves in something
tangible. Marcia with her written book; I with my unwritten ones.
Trying to choose our mediums and then taking what we get—and being
“Sandra Pepys, Syncopated,” with an introduction by Peter Boyce
Wendell the columnist, appeared serially in JORDAN'S MAGAZINE, and
came out in book form in March. From its first published instalment it
attracted attention far and wide. A trite enough subject—a girl from
a small New Jersey town coming to New York to go on the stage—treated
simply, with a peculiar vividness of phrasing and a haunting undertone
of sadness in the very inadequacy of its vocabulary, it made an
Peter Boyce Wendell, who happened at that time to be advocating
the enrichment of the American language by the immediate adoption of
expressive vernacular words, stood as its sponsor and thundered his
indorsement over the placid bromides of the conventional reviewers.
Marcia received three hundred dollars an instalment for the serial
publication, which came at an opportune time, for though Horace's
monthly salary at the Hippodrome was now more than Marcia's had ever
been, young Marcia was emitting shrill cries which they interpreted as
a demand for country air. So early April found them installed in a
bungalow in Westchester County, with a place for a lawn, a place for a
garage, and a place for everything, including a sound-proof
impregnable study, in which Marcia faithfully promised Mr. Jordan she
would shut herself up when her daughter's demands began to be abated,
and compose immortally illiterate literature.
“It's not half bad,” thought Horace one night as he was on his way
from the station to his house. He was considering several prospects
that had opened up, a four months' vaudeville offer in five figures, a
chance to go back to Princeton in charge of all gymnasium work. Odd!
He had once intended to go back there in charge of all philosophic
work, and now he had not even been stirred by the arrival in New York
of Anton Laurier, his old idol.
The gravel crunched raucously under his heel. He saw the lights of
his sitting-room gleaming and noticed a big car standing in the drive.
Probably Mr. Jordan again, come to persuade Marcia to settle down' to
She had heard the sound of his approach and her form was
silhouetted against the lighted door as she came out to meet him.
“There's some Frenchman here,” she whispered nervously. “I can't
pronounce his name, but he sounds awful deep. You'll have to jaw with
“You can't prove it by me. He drove up an hour ago with Mr.
Jordan, and said he wanted to meet Sandra Pepys, and all that sort of
Two men rose from chairs as they went inside.
“Hello Tarbox,” said Jordan. “I've just been bringing together two
celebrities. I've brought M'sieur Laurier out with me. M'sieur
Laurier, let me present Mr. Tarbox, Mrs. Tarbox's husband.”
“Not Anton Laurier!” exclaimed Horace.
“But, yes. I must come. I have to come. I have read the book of
Madame, and I have been charmed”—he fumbled in his pocket—“ah I
have read of you too. In this newspaper which I read to-day it has
He finally produced a clipping from a magazine.
“Read it!” he said eagerly. “It has about you too.”
Horace's eye skipped down the page.
“A distinct contribution to American dialect literature,” it said.
“No attempt at literary tone; the book derives its very quality from
this fact, as did 'Huckleberry Finn.'”
Horace's eyes caught a passage lower down; he became suddenly
aghast—read on hurriedly:
“Marcia Tarbox's connection with the stage is not only as a
spectator but as the wife of a performer. She was married last year
to Horace Tarbox, who every evening delights the children at the
Hippodrome with his wondrous flying performance. It is said that the
young couple have dubbed themselves Head and Shoulders, referring
doubtless to the fact that Mrs. Tarbox supplies the literary and
mental qualities, while the supple and agile shoulder of her husband
contribute their share to the family fortunes.
“Mrs. Tarbox seems to merit that much-abused title—'prodigy.'
Horace stopped reading, and with a very odd expression in his eyes
gazed intently at Anton Laurier.
“I want to advise you—“ he began hoarsely.
“About raps. Don't answer them! Let them alone—have a padded
The Cut-Glass Bowl
There was a rough stone age and a smooth stone age and a bronze
age, and many years afterward a cut-glass age. In the cut-glass age,
when young ladies had persuaded young men with long, curly mustaches
to marry them, they sat down several months afterward and wrote
thank-you notes for all sorts of cut-glass presents—punch-bowls,
finger-bowls, dinner-glasses, wine-glasses, ice-cream dishes, bonbon
dishes, decanters, and vases—for, though cut glass was nothing new in
the nineties, it was then especially busy reflecting the dazzling
light of fashion from the Back Bay to the fastnesses of the Middle
After the wedding the punch-bowls were arranged in the sideboard
with the big bowl in the centre; the glasses were set up in the
china-closet; the candlesticks were put at both ends of things—and
then the struggle for existence began. The bonbon dish lost its little
handle and became a pin-tray upstairs; a promenading cat knocked the
little bowl off the sideboard, and the hired girl chipped the
middle-sized one with the sugar-dish; then the wine-glasses succumbed
to leg fractures, and even the dinner-glasses disappeared one by one
like the ten little niggers, the last one ending up, scarred and
maimed as a tooth-brush holder among other shabby genteels on the
bathroom shelf. But by the time all this had happened the cut-glass
age was over, anyway.
It was well past its first glory on the day the curious Mrs. Roger
Fairboalt came to see the beautiful Mrs. Harold Piper.
“My dear,” said the curious Mrs. Roger Fairboalt, “I LOVE your
house. I think it's QUITE artistic.”
“I'm SO glad,” said the beautiful Mrs. Harold Piper, lights
appearing in her young, dark eyes; “and you MUST come often. I'm
almost ALWAYS alone in the afternoon.”
Mrs. Fairboalt would have liked to remark that she didn't believe
this at all and couldn't see how she'd be expected to—it was all
over town that Mr. Freddy Gedney had been dropping in on Mrs. Piper
five afternoons a week for the past six months. Mrs. Fairboalt was at
that ripe age where she distrusted all beautiful women—-
“I love the dining-room MOST,” she said, “all that MARVELLOUS
china, and that HUGE cut-glass bowl.”
Mrs. Piper laughed, so prettily that Mrs. Fairboalt's lingering
reservations about the Freddy Gedney story quite vanished.
“Oh, that big bowl!” Mrs. Piper's mouth forming the words was a
vivid rose petal. “There's a story about that bowl—-”
“You remember young Carleton Canby? Well, he was very attentive at
one time, and the night I told him I was going to marry Harold, seven
years ago in ninety-two, he drew himself way up and said: 'Evylyn, I'm
going to give a present that's as hard as you are and as beautiful and
as empty and as easy to see through.' He frightened me a little—his
eyes were so black. I thought he was going to deed me a haunted house
or something that would explode when you opened it. That bowl came,
and of course it's beautiful. Its diameter or circumference or
something is two and a half feet—or perhaps it's three and a half.
Anyway, the sideboard is really too small for it; it sticks way out.”
“My DEAR, wasn't that ODD! And he left town about then didn't he?”
Mrs. Fairboalt was scribbling italicized notes on her memory—“hard,
beautiful, empty, and easy to see through.”
“Yes, he went West—or South—or somewhere,” answered Mrs. Piper,
radiating that divine vagueness that helps to lift beauty out of
Mrs. Fairboalt drew on her gloves, approving the effect of
largeness given by the open sweep from the spacious music-room
through the library, disclosing a part of the dining-room beyond. It
was really the nicest smaller house in town, and Mrs. Piper had talked
of moving to a larger one on Devereaux Avenue. Harold Piper must be
As she turned into the sidewalk under the gathering autumn dusk
she assumed that disapproving, faintly unpleasant expression that
almost all successful women of forty wear on the street.
If I were Harold Piper, she thought, I'd spend a LITTLE less
time on business and a little more time at home. Some FRIEND should
speak to him.
But if Mrs. Fairboalt had considered it a successful afternoon she
would have named it a triumph had she waited two minutes longer. For
while she was still a black receding figure a hundred yards down the
street, a very good-looking distraught young man turned up the walk to
the Piper house. Mrs. Piper answered the door-bell herself, and with a
rather dismayed expression led him quickly into the library.
“I had to see you,” he began wildly; “your note played the devil
with me. Did Harold frighten you into this?”
She shook her head.
“I'm through, Fred,” she said slowly, and her lips had never
looked to him so much like tearings from a rose. “He came home last
night sick with it. Jessie Piper's sense of duty was to much for her,
so she went down to his office and told him. He was hurt and—oh, I
can't help seeing it his way, Fred. He says we've been club gossip all
summer and he didn't know it, and now he understands snatches of
conversation he's caught and veiled hints people have dropped about
me. He's mighty angry, Fred, and he loves me and I love him—rather.”
Gedney nodded slowly and half closed his eyes.
“Yes,” he said “yes, my trouble's like yours. I can see other
people's points of view too plainly.” His gray eyes met her dark ones
frankly. “The blessed thing's over. My God, Evylyn, I've been sitting
down at the office all day looking at the outside of your letter, and
looking at it and looking at it—-”
“You've got to go, Fred,” she said steadily, and the slight
emphasis of hurry in her voice was a new thrust for him. “I gave him
my word of honor I wouldn't see you. I know just how far I can go with
Harold, and being here with you this evening is one of the things I
They were still standing, and as she spoke she made a little
movement toward the door. Gedney looked at her miserably, trying,
here at the end, to treasure up a last picture of her—and then
suddenly both of them were stiffened into marble at the sound of
steps on the walk outside. Instantly her arm reached out grasping the
lapel of his coat —half urged, half swung him through the big door
into the dark dining-room.
“I'll make him go up-stairs,” she whispered close to his ear;
“don't move till you hear him on the stairs. Then go out the front
Then he was alone listening as she greeted her husband in the
Harold Piper was thirty-six, nine years older than his wife. He
was handsome—with marginal notes: these being eyes that were too
close together, and a certain woodenness when his face was in repose.
His attitude toward this Gedney matter was typical of all his
attitudes. He had told Evylyn that he considered the subject closed
and would never reproach her nor allude to it in any form; and he told
himself that this was rather a big way of looking at it—that she was
not a little impressed. Yet, like all men who are preoccupied with
their own broadness, he was exceptionally narrow.
He greeted Evylyn with emphasized cordiality this evening.
“You'll have to hurry and dress, Harold,” she said eagerly; “we're
going to the Bronsons'.”
“It doesn't take me long to dress, dear,” and, his words trailing
off, he walked on into the library. Evylyn's heart clattered loudly.
“Harold—-” she began, with a little catch in her voice, and
followed him in. He was lighting a cigarette. “You'll have to hurry,
Harold,” she finished, standing in the doorway.
“Why?” he asked a trifle impatiently; “you're not dressed yourself
He stretched out in a Morris chair and unfolded a newspaper. With
a sinking sensation Evylyn saw that this meant at least ten
minutes—and Gedney was standing breathless in the next room.
Supposing Harold decided that before be went upstairs he wanted a
drink from the decanter on the sideboard. Then it occurred to her to
forestall this contingency by bringing him the decanter and a glass.
She dreaded calling his attention to the dining-room in any way, but
she couldn't risk the other chance.
But at the same moment Harold rose and, throwing his paper down,
came toward her.
“Evie, dear,” he said, bending and putting his arms about her, “I
hope you're not thinking about last night—-” She moved close to him,
trembling. “I know,” he continued, “it was just an imprudent
friendship on your part. We all make mistakes.”
Evylyn hardly heard him. She was wondering if by sheer clinging to
him she could draw him out and up the stairs. She thought of playing
sick, asking to be carried up—unfortunately she knew he would lay her
on the couch and bring her whiskey.
Suddenly her nervous tension moved up a last impossible notch. She
had heard a very faint but quite unmistakable creak from the floor of
the dining room. Fred was trying to get out the back way.
Then her heart took a flying leap as a hollow ringing note like a
gong echoed and re-echoed through the house. Gedney's arm had struck
the big cut-glass bowl.
“What's that!” cried Harold. “Who's there?”
She clung to him but he broke away, and the room seemed to crash
about her ears. She heard the pantry-door swing open, a scuffle, the
rattle of a tin pan, and in wild despair she rushed into the kitchen
and pulled up the gas. Her husband's arm slowly unwound from Gedney's
neck, and he stood there very still, first in amazement, then with
pain dawning in his face.
“My golly!” he said in bewilderment, and then repeated: “My
He turned as if to jump again at Gedney, stopped, his muscles
visibly relaxed, and he gave a bitter little laugh.
“You people—you people—-” Evylyn's arms were around him and her
eyes were pleading with him frantically, but he pushed her away and
sank dazed into a kitchen chair, his face like porcelain. “You've been
doing things to me, Evylyn. Why, you little devil! You little DEVIL!”
She had never felt so sorry for him; she had never loved him so
“It wasn't her fault,” said Gedney rather humbly. “I just came.”
But Piper shook his head, and his expression when he stared up was as
if some physical accident had jarred his mind into a temporary
inability to function. His eyes, grown suddenly pitiful, struck a
deep, unsounded chord in Evylyn—and simultaneously a furious anger
surged in her. She felt her eyelids burning; she stamped her foot
violently; her hands scurried nervously over the table as if searching
for a weapon, and then she flung herself wildly at Gedney.
“Get out!” she screamed, dark eves blazing, little fists beating
helplessly on his outstretched arm. “You did this! Get out of
here—get out—get OUT! GET OUT!”
Concerning Mrs. Harold Piper at thirty-five, opinion was
divided—women said she was still handsome; men said she was pretty
no longer. And this was probably because the qualities in her beauty
that women had feared and men had followed had vanished. Her eyes were
still as large and as dark and as sad, but the mystery had departed;
their sadness was no longer eternal, only human, and she had developed
a habit, when she was startled or annoyed, of twitching her brows
together and blinking several times. Her mouth also had lost: the red
had receded and the faint down-turning of its corners when she smiled,
that had added to the sadness of the eyes and been vaguely mocking and
beautiful, was quite gone. When she smiled now the corners of her
lips turned up. Back in the days when she revelled in her own beauty
Evylyn had enjoyed that smile of hers—she had accentuated it. When
she stopped accentuating it, it faded out and the last of her mystery
Evylyn had ceased accentuating her smile within a month after the
Freddy Gedney affair. Externally things had gone an very much as they
had before. But in those few minutes during which she had discovered
how much she loved her husband, Evylyn had realized how indelibly she
had hurt him. For a month she struggled against aching silences, wild
reproaches and accusations—she pled with him, made quiet, pitiful
little love to him, and he laughed at her bitterly—and then she, too,
slipped gradually into silence and a shadowy, impenetrable barrier
dropped between them. The surge of love that had risen in her she
lavished on Donald, her little boy, realizing him almost wonderingly
as a part of her life.
The next year a piling up of mutual interests and responsibilities
and some stray flicker from the past brought husband and wife together
again—but after a rather pathetic flood of passion Evylyn realized
that her great opportunity was gone. There simply wasn't anything
left. She might have been youth and love for both—but that time of
silence had slowly dried up the springs of affection and her own
desire to drink again of them was dead.
She began for the first time to seek women friends, to prefer
books she had read before, to sew a little where she could watch her
two children to whom she was devoted. She worried about little
things—if she saw crumbs on the dinner-table her mind drifted off the
conversation: she was receding gradually into middle age.
Her thirty-fifth birthday had been an exceptionally busy one, for
they were entertaining on short notice that night, as she stood in
her bedroom window in the late afternoon she discovered that she was
quite tired. Ten years before she would have lain down and slept, but
now she had a feeling that things needed watching: maids were cleaning
down-stairs, bric-à-brac was all over the floor, and there were sure
to be grocery-men that had to be talked to imperatively—and then
there was a letter to write Donald, who was fourteen and in his first
year away at school.
She had nearly decided to lie down, nevertheless, when she heard a
sudden familiar signal from little Julie down-stairs. She compressed
her lips, her brows twitched together, and she blinked.
“Julie!” she called.
“Ah-h-h-ow!” prolonged Julie plaintively. Then the voice of Hilda,
the second maid, floated up the stairs.
“She cut herself a little, Mis' Piper.”
Evylyn flew to her sewing-basket, rummaged until she found a torn
handkerchief, and hurried downstairs. In a moment Julie was crying in
her arms as she searched for the cut, faint, disparaging evidences of
which appeared on Julie's dress.
“My THU-umb!” explained Julie. “Oh-h-h-h, t'urts.”
“It was the bowl here, the he one,” said Hilda apologetically. “It
was waitin' on the floor while I polished the sideboard, and Julie
come along an' went to foolin' with it. She yust scratch herself.”
Evylyn frowned heavily at Hilda, and twisting Julie decisively in
her lap, began tearing strips of the handkerchief.
“Now—let's see it, dear.”
Julie held it up and Evelyn pounced.
Julie surveyed her swathed thumb doubtfully. She crooked it; it
waggled. A pleased, interested look appeared in her tear-stained
face. She sniffled and waggled it again.
“You PRECIOUS!” cried Evylyn and kissed her, but before she left
the room she levelled another frown at Hilda. Careless! Servants all
that way nowadays. If she could get a good Irishwoman—but you
couldn't any more—and these Swedes—-
At five o'clock Harold arrived and, coming up to her room,
threatened in a suspiciously jovial tone to kiss her thirty-five
times for her birthday. Evylyn resisted.
“You've been drinking,” she said shortly, and then added
qualitatively, “a little. You know I loathe the smell of it.”
“Evie,” he said after a pause, seating himself in a chair by the
window, “I can tell you something now. I guess you've known things
haven't beep going quite right down-town.”
She was standing at the window combing her hair, but at these
words she turned and looked at him.
“How do you mean? You've always said there was room for more than
one wholesale hardware house in town.” Her voice expressed some
“There WAS,” said Harold significantly, “but this Clarence Ahearn
is a smart man.”
“I was surprised when you said he was coming to dinner.”
“Evie,” he went on, with another slap at his knee, “after January
first 'The Clarence Ahearn Company' becomes 'The Ahearn, Piper
Company'—and 'Piper Brothers' as a company ceases to exist.”
Evylyn was startled. The sound of his name in second place was
somehow hostile to her; still he appeared jubilant.
“I don't understand, Harold.”
“Well, Evie, Ahearn has been fooling around with Marx. If those
two had combined we'd have been the little fellow, struggling along,
picking up smaller orders, hanging back on risks. It's a question of
capital, Evie, and 'Ahearn and Marx' would have had the business just
like 'Ahearn and Piper' is going to now.” He paused and coughed and a
little cloud of whiskey floated up to her nostrils. “Tell you the
truth, Evie, I've suspected that Ahearn's wife had something to do
with it. Ambitious little lady, I'm told. Guess she knew the Marxes
couldn't help her much here.”
“Is she—common?” asked Evie.
“Never met her, I'm sure—but I don't doubt it. Clarence Ahearn's
name's been up at the Country Club five months—no action taken.” He
waved his hand disparagingly. “Ahearn and I had lunch together to-day
and just about clinched it, so I thought it'd be nice to have him and
his wife up to-night—just have nine, mostly family. After all, it's a
big thing for me, and of course we'll have to see something of them,
“Yes,” said Evie thoughtfully, “I suppose we will.”
Evylyn was not disturbed over the social end of it—but the idea
of “Piper Brothers” becoming “The Ahearn, Piper Company” startled
her. It seemed like going down in the world.
Half an hour later, as she began to dress for dinner, she heard
his voice from down-stairs.
“Oh, Evie, come down!”
She went out into the hall and called over the banister:
“What is it?”
“I want you to help me make some of that punch before dinner. ”
Hurriedly rehooking her dress, she descended the stairs and found
him grouping the essentials on the dining-room table. She went to the
sideboard and, lifting one of the bowls, carried it over.
“Oh, no,” he protested, “let's use the big one. There'll be Ahearn
and his wife and you and I and Milton, that's five, and Tom and
Jessie, that's seven: and your sister and Joe Ambler, that's nine. You
don't know how quick that stuff goes when YOU make it.”
“We'll use this bowl,” she insisted. “It'll hold plenty. You know
how Tom is.”
Tom Lowrie, husband to Jessie, Harold's first cousin, was rather
inclined to finish anything in a liquid way that he began.
Harold shook his head.
“Don't be foolish. That one holds only about three quarts and
there's nine of us, and the servants'll want some—and it isn't
strong punch. It's so much more cheerful to have a lot, Evie; we
don't have to drink all of it.”
“I say the small one.”
Again he shook his head obstinately.
“No; be reasonable.”
“I AM reasonable,” she said shortly. “I don't want any drunken men
in the house.”
“Who said you did?”
“Then use the small bowl.”
He grasped the smaller bowl to lift it back. Instantly her hands
were on it, holding it down. There was a momentary struggle, and
then, with a little exasperated grunt, he raised his side, slipped it
from her fingers, and carried it to the sideboard.
She looked at him and tried to make her expression contemptuous,
but he only laughed. Acknowledging her defeat but disclaiming all
future interest in the punch, she left the room.
At seven-thirty, her cheeks glowing and her high-piled hair
gleaming with a suspicion of brilliantine, Evylyn descended the
stairs. Mrs. Ahearn, a little woman concealing a slight nervousness
under red hair and an extreme Empire gown, greeted her volubly. Evelyn
disliked her on the spot, but the husband she rather approved of. He
had keen blue eyes and a natural gift of pleasing people that might
have made him, socially, had he not so obviously committed the blunder
of marrying too early in his career.
“I'm glad to know Piper's wife,” he said simply. “It looks as
though your husband and I are going to see a lot of each other in the
She bowed, smiled graciously, and turned to greet the others:
Milton Piper, Harold's quiet, unassertive younger brother; the two
Lowries, Jessie and Tom; Irene, her own unmarried sister; and finally
Joe Ambler, a confirmed bachelor and Irene's perennial beau.
Harold led the way into dinner.
“We're having a punch evening,” he announced jovially—Evylyn saw
that he had already sampled his concoction—“so there won't be any
cocktails except the punch. It's m' wife's greatest achievement, Mrs.
Ahearn; she'll give you the recipe if you want it; but owing to a
slight”—he caught his wife's eye and paused —“to a slight
indisposition; I'm responsible for this batch. Here's how!”
All through dinner there was punch, and Evylyn, noticing that
Ahearn and Milton Piper and all the women were shaking their heads
negatively at the maid, knew she bad been right about the bowl; it was
still half full. She resolved to caution Harold directly afterward,
but when the women left the table Mrs. Ahearn cornered her, and she
found herself talking cities and dressmakers with a polite show of
“We've moved around a lot,” chattered Mrs. Ahearn, her red head
nodding violently. “Oh, yes, we've never stayed so long in a town
before—but I do hope we're here for good. I like it here; don't
“Well, you see, I've always lived here, so, naturally—-”
“Oh, that's true,” said Mrs. Ahearn and laughed. Clarence always
used to tell me he had to have a wife he could come home to and say:
“Well, we're going to Chicago to-morrow to live, so pack up.”
I got so I never expected to live ANYwhere.” She laughed her
little laugh again; Evylyn suspected that it was her society laugh.
“Your husband is a very able man, I imagine.”
“Oh, yes,” Mrs. Ahearn assured her eagerly. “He's brainy, Clarence
is. Ideas and enthusiasm, you know. Finds out what he wants and then
goes and gets it.”
Evylyn nodded. She was wondering if the men were still drinking
punch back in the dining-room. Mrs. Ahearn's history kept unfolding
jerkily, but Evylyn had ceased to listen. The first odor of massed
cigars began to drift in. It wasn't really a large house, she
reflected; on an evening like this the library sometimes grew blue
with smoke, and next day one had to leave the windows open for hours
to air the heavy staleness out of the curtains. Perhaps this
partnership might . . . she began to speculate on a new house . . .
Mrs. Ahearn's voice drifted in on her:
“I really would like the recipe if you have it written down
Then there was a sound of chairs in the dining-room and the men
strolled in. Evylyn saw at once that her worst fears were realized.
Harold's face was flushed and his words ran together at the ends of
sentences, while Tom Lowrie lurched when he walked and narrowly missed
Irene's lap when he tried to sink onto the couch beside her. He sat
there blinking dazedly at the company. Evylyn found herself blinking
back at him, but she saw no humor in it. Joe Ambler was smiling
contentedly and purring on his cigar. Only Ahearn and Milton Piper
“It's a pretty fine town, Ahearn,” said Ambler, “you'll find
“I've found it so,” said Ahearn pleasantly.
“You find it more, Ahearn,” said Harold, nodding emphatically “'f
I've an'thin' do 'th it.”
He soared into a eulogy of the city, and Evylyn wondered
uncomfortably if it bored every one as it bored her. Apparently not.
They were all listening attentively. Evylyn broke in at the first gap.
“Where've you been living, Mr. Ahearn?” she asked interestedly.
Then she remembered that Mrs. Ahearn had told her, but it didn't
matter. Harold mustn't talk so much. He was such an ASS when he'd
been drinking. But he plopped directly back in.
“Tell you, Ahearn. Firs' you wanna get a house up here on the
hill. Get Stearne house or Ridgeway house. Wanna have it so people
say: 'There's Ahearn house.' Solid, you know, tha's effec' it gives.”
Evylyn flushed. This didn't sound right at all. Still Ahearn
didn't seem to notice anything amiss, only nodded gravely.
“Have you been looking—-” But her words trailed off unheard as
Harold's voice boomed on.
“Get house—tha's start. Then you get know people. Snobbish town
first toward outsider, but not long—after know you. People like
you”—he indicated Ahearn and his wife with a sweeping gesture—“all
right. Cordial as an'thin' once get by first barrer-bar-barrer—“ He
swallowed, and then said “barrier,” repeated it masterfully.
Evylyn looked appealingly at her brother-in-law, but before he
could intercede a thick mumble had come crowding out of Tom Lowrie,
hindered by the dead cigar which he gripped firmly with his teeth.
“Huma uma ho huma ahdy um—-”
“What?” demanded Harold earnestly.
Resignedly and with difficulty Tom removed the cigar—that is, he
removed part of it, and then blew the remainder with a WHUT sound
across the room, where it landed liquidly and limply in Mrs. Ahearn's
“Beg pardon,” he mumbled, and rose with the vague intention of
going after it. Milton's hand on his coat collapsed him in time, and
Mrs. Ahearn not ungracefully flounced the tobacco from her skirt to
the floor, never once looking at it.
“I was sayin',” continued Tom thickly, “'fore 'at happened,”—he
waved his hand apologetically toward Mrs. Ahearn—“I was sayin' I
heard all truth that Country Club matter.”
Milton leaned and whispered something to him.
“Lemme 'lone,” he said petulantly; “know what I'm doin'. 'Ats
what they came for.”
Evylyn sat there in a panic, trying to make her mouth form words.
She saw her sister's sardonic expression and Mrs. Ahearn's face
turning a vivid red. Ahearn was looking down at his watch-chain,
“I heard who's been keepin' y' out, an' he's not a bit better'n
you. I can fix whole damn thing up. Would've before, but I didn't
know you. Harol' tol' me you felt bad about the thing—-”
Milton Piper rose suddenly and awkwardly to his feet. In a second
every one was standing tensely and Milton was saying something very
hurriedly about having to go early, and the Ahearns were listening
with eager intentness. Then Mrs. Ahearn swallowed and turned with a
forced smile toward Jessie. Evylyn saw Tom lurch forward and put his
hand on Ahearns shoulder—and suddenly she was listening to a new,
anxious voice at her elbow, and, turning, found Hilda, the second
“Please, Mis' Piper, I tank Yulie got her hand poisoned. It's all
swole up and her cheeks is hot and she's moanin' an' groanin'—-”
“Julie is?” Evylyn asked sharply. The party suddenly receded. She
turned quickly, sought with her eyes for Mrs. Ahearn, slipped toward
“If you'll excuse me, Mrs.—“ She had momentarily forgotten the
name, but she went right on: “My little girl's been taken sick. I'll
be down when I can.” She turned and ran quickly up the stairs,
retaining a confused picture of rays of cigar smoke and a loud
discussion in the centre of the room that seemed to be developing into
Switching on the light in the nursery, she found Julie tossing
feverishly and giving out odd little cries. She put her hand against
the cheeks. They were burning. With an exclamation she followed the
arm down under the cover until she found the hand. Hilda was right.
The whole thumb was swollen to the wrist and in the centre was a
little inflamed sore. Blood-poisoning! her mind cried in terror. The
bandage had come off the cut and she'd gotten something in it. She'd
cut it at three o'clock—it was now nearly eleven. Eight hours.
Blood-poisoning couldn't possibly develop so soon.
She rushed to the 'phone.
Doctor Martin across the street was out. Doctor Foulke, their
family physician, didn't answer. She racked her brains and in
desperation called her throat specialist, and bit her lip furiously
while he looked up the numbers of two physicians. During that
interminable moment she thought she heard loud voices down-stairs—but
she seemed to be in another world now. After fifteen minutes she
located a physician who sounded angry and sulky at being called out of
bed. She ran back to the nursery and, looking at the hand, found it
was somewhat more swollen.
“Oh, God!” she cried, and kneeling beside the bed began smoothing
back Julie's hair over and over. With a vague idea of getting some
hot water, she rose and stared toward the door, but the lace of her
dress caught in the bed-rail and she fell forward on her hands and
knees. She struggled up and jerked frantically at the lace. The bed
moved and Julie groaned. Then more quietly but with suddenly fumbling
fingers she found the pleat in front, tore the whole pannier
completely off, and rushed from the room.
Out in the hall she heard a single loud, insistent voice, but as
she reached the head of the stairs it ceased and an outer door
The music-room came into view. Only Harold and Milton were there,
the former leaning against a chair, his face very pale, his collar
open, and his mouth moving loosely.
“What's the matter?”
Milton looked at her anxiously.
“There was a little trouble—-”
Then Harold saw her and, straightening up with an effort, began to
“Sult m'own cousin m'own house. God damn common nouveau rish.
'Sult m'own cousin—-”
“Tom had trouble with Ahearn and Harold interfered,” said Milton.
“My Lord Milton,” cried Evylyn, “couldn't you have done something?”
“I tried; I—-”
“Julie's sick,” she interrupted; “she's poisoned herself. Get him
to bed if you can.”
Harold looked up.
Paying no attention, Evylyn brushed by through the dining-room,
catching sight, with a burst of horror, of the big punch-bowl still
on the table, the liquid from melted ice in its bottom. She heard
steps on the front stairs—it was Milton helping Harold up—and then a
mumble: “Why, Julie's a'righ'.”
“Don't let him go into the nursery!” she shouted.
The hours blurred into a nightmare. The doctor arrived just before
midnight and within a half-hour had lanced the wound. He left at two
after giving her the addresses of two nurses to call up and promising
to return at half past six. It was blood-poisoning.
At four, leaving Hilda by the bedside, she went to her room, and
slipping with a shudder out of her evening dress, kicked it into a
corner. She put on a house dress and returned to the nursery while
Hilda went to make coffee.
Not until noon could she bring herself to look into Harold's room,
but when she did it was to find him awake and staring very miserably
at the ceiling. He turned blood-shot hollow eyes upon her. For a
minute she hated him, couldn't speak. A husky voice came from the bed.
“What time is it?”
“I made a damn fool—-”
“It doesn't matter,” she said sharply. “Julie's got
blood-poisoning. They may”—she choked over the words—“they think
she'll have to lose her hand.”
“She cut herself on that—that bowl.”
“Oh, what does it matter?” see cried; “she's got blood-poisoning.
Can't you hear?” He looked at her bewildered—sat half-way up in bed.
“I'll get dressed,” he said.
Her anger subsided and a great wave of weariness and pity for him
rolled over her. After all, it was his trouble, too.”
“Yes,” she answered listlessly, “I suppose you'd better.”
If Evylyn's beauty had hesitated an her early thirties it came to
an abrupt decision just afterward and completely left her. A
tentative outlay of wrinkles on her face suddenly deepened and flesh
collected rapidly on her legs and hips and arms. Her mannerism of
drawing her brows together had become an expression—it was habitual
when she was reading or speaking and even while she slept. She was
As in most families whose fortunes have gone down rather than up,
she and Harold had drifted into a colorless antagonism. In repose
they looked at each other with the toleration they might have felt for
broken old chairs; Evylyn worried a little when he was sick and did
her best to be cheerful under the wearying depression of living with a
Family bridge was over for the evening and she sighed with relief.
She had made more mistakes than usual this evening and she didn't
care. Irene shouldn't have made that remark about the infantry being
particularly dangerous. There had been no letter for three weeks now,
and, while this was nothing out of the ordinary, it never failed to
make her nervous; naturally she hadn't known how many clubs were out.
Harold had gone up-stairs, so she stepped out on the porch for a
breath of fresh air. There was a bright glamour of moonlight
diffusing on the sidewalks and lawns, and with a little half yawn,
half laugh, she remembered one long moonlight affair of her youth. It
was astonishing to think that life had once been the sum of her
current love-affairs. It was now the sum of her current problems.
There was the problem of Julie—Julie was thirteen, and lately she
was growing more and more sensitive about her deformity and preferred
to stay always in her room reading. A few years before she had been
frightened at the idea of going to school, and Evylyn could not bring
herself to send her, so she grew up in her mother's shadow, a pitiful
little figure with the artificial hand that she made no attempt to use
but kept forlornly in her pocket. Lately she had been taking lessons
in using it because Evylyn had feared she would cease to lift the arm
altogether, but after the lessons, unless she made a move with it in
listless obedience to her mother, the little hand would creep back to
the pocket of her dress. For a while her dresses were made without
pockets, but Julie had moped around the house so miserably at a loss
all one month that Evylyn weakened and never tried the experiment
The problem of Donald had been different from the start. She had
attempted vainly to keep him near her as she had tried to teach Julie
to lean less on her—lately the problem of Donald had been snatched
out of her hands; his division had been abroad for three months.
She yawned again—life was a thing for youth. What a happy youth
she must have had! She remembered her pony, Bijou, and the trip to
Europe with her mother when she was eighteen—-
“Very, very complicated,” she said aloud and severely to the moon,
and, stepping inside, was about to close the door when she heard a
noise in the library and started.
It was Martha, the middle-aged servant: they kept only one now.
“Why, Martha!” she said in surprise.
Martha turned quickly.
“Oh, I thought you was up-stairs. I was jist—-”
“Is anything the matter?”
“No; I—-” She stood there fidgeting. “It was a letter, Mrs.
Piper, that I put somewhere.
“A letter? Your own letter?” asked Evylyn.
“No, it was to you. 'Twas this afternoon, Mrs. Piper, in the last
mail. The postman give it to me and then the back door-bell rang. I
had it in my hand, so I must have stuck it somewhere. I thought I'd
just slip in now and find it.”
“What sort of a letter? From Mr. Donald?”
“No, it was an advertisement, maybe, or a business letter. It was
a long narrow one, I remember.”
They began a search through the music-room, looking on trays and
mantelpieces, and then through the library, feeling on the tops of
rows of books. Martha paused in despair.
“I can't think where. I went straight to the kitchen. The
dining-room, maybe.” She started hopefully for the dining-room, but
turned suddenly at the sound of a gasp behind her. Evylyn had sat down
heavily in a Morris chair, her brows drawn very close together eyes
“Are you sick?”
For a minute there was no answer. Evylyn sat there very still and
Martha could see the very quick rise and fall of her bosom.
“Are you sick?” she repeated.
“No,” said Evylyn slowly, “but I know where the letter is. Go
'way, Martha. I know.”
Wonderingly, Martha withdrew, and still Evylyn sat there, only the
muscles around her eyes moving —contracting and relaxing and
contracting again. She knew now where the letter was—she knew as
well as if she had put it there herself. And she felt instinctively
and unquestionably what the letter was. It was long and narrow like an
advertisement, but up in the corner in large letters it said “War
Department” and, in smaller letters below, “Official Business.” She
knew it lay there in the big bowl with her name in ink on the outside
and her soul's death within.
Rising uncertainly, she walked toward the dining-room, feeling her
way along the bookcases and through the doorway. After a moment she
found the light and switched it on.
There was the bowl, reflecting the electric light in crimson
squares edged with black and yellow squares edged with blue,
ponderous and glittering, grotesquely and triumphantly ominous. She
took a step forward and paused again; another step and she would see
over the top and into the inside—another step and she would see an
edge of white—another step—her hands fell on the rough, cold
In a moment she was tearing it open, fumbling with an obstinate
fold, holding it before her while the typewritten page glared out and
struck at her. Then it fluttered like a bird to the floor. The house
that had seemed whirring, buzzing a moment since, was suddenly very
quiet; a breath of air crept in through the open front door carrying
the noise of a passing motor; she heard faint sounds from upstairs and
then a grinding racket in the pipe behind the bookcases-her husband
turning of a water- tap—-
And in that instant it was as if this were not, after all,
Donald's hour except in so far as he was a marker in the insidious
contest that had gone on in sudden surges and long, listless
interludes between Evylyn and this cold, malignant thing of beauty, a
gift of enmity from a man whose face she had long since forgotten.
With its massive, brooding passivity it lay there in the centre of
her house as it had lain for years, throwing out the ice-like beams of
a thousand eyes, perverse glitterings merging each into each, never
aging, never changing.
Evylyn sat down on the edge of the table and stared at it
fascinated. It seemed to be smiling now, a very cruel smile, as if to
“You see, this time I didn't have to hurt you directly. I didn't
bother. You know it was I who took your son away. You know how cold I
am and how hard and how beautiful, because once you were just as cold
and hard and beautiful.”
The bowl seemed suddenly to turn itself over and then to distend
and swell until it became a great canopy that glittered and trembled
over the room, over the house, and, as the walls melted slowly into
mist, Evylyn saw that it was still moving out, out and far away from
her, shutting off far horizons and suns and moons and stars except as
inky blots seen faintly through it. And under it walked all the
people, and the light that came through to them was refracted and
twisted until shadow seamed light and light seemed shadow—until the
whole panoply of the world became changed and distorted under the
twinkling heaven of the bowl.
Then there came a far-away, booming voice like a low, clear bell.
It came from the centre of the bowl and down the great sides to the
ground and then bounced toward her eagerly.
“You see, I am fate,” it shouted, “and stronger than your puny
plans; and I am how-things-turn-out and I am different from your
little dreams, and I am the flight of time and the end of beauty and
unfulfilled desire; all the accidents and imperceptions and the little
minutes that shape the crucial hours are mine. I am the exception that
proves no rules, the limits of your control, the condiment in the dish
The booming sound stopped; the echoes rolled away over the wide
land to the edge of the bowl that bounded the world and up the great
sides and back to the centre where they hummed for a moment and died.
Then the great walls began slowly to bear down upon her, growing
smaller and smaller, coming closer and closer as if to crush her; and
as she clinched her hands and waited for the swift bruise of the cold
glass, the bowl gave a sudden wrench and turned over—and lay there on
the side-board, shining and inscrutable, reflecting in a hundred
prisms, myriad, many-colored glints and gleams and crossings and
interlaces of light.
The cold wind blew in again through to front door, and with a
desperate, frantic energy Evylyn stretched both her arms around the
bowl. She must be quick—she must be strong. She tightened her arms
until they ached, tauted the thin strips of muscle under her soft
flesh, and with a mighty effort raised it and held it. She felt the
wind blow cold on her back where her dress had come apart from the
strain of her effort, and as she felt it she turned toward it and
staggered under the great weight out through the library and on toward
the front door. She must be quick—she must be strong. The blood in
her arms throbbed dully and her knees kept giving way under her, but
the feel of the cool glass was good.
Out the front door she tottered and over to the stone steps, and
there, summoning every fibre of her soul and body for a last effort,
swung herself half around—for a second, as she tried to loose her
hold, her numb fingers clung to the rough surface, and in that second
she slipped and, losing balance, toppled forward with a despairing
cry, her arms still around the bowl . . . down . . .
Over the way lights went on; far down the block the crash was
heard, and pedestrians rushed up wonderingly; up-stairs a tired man
awoke from the edge of sleep and a little girl whimpered in a haunted
doze. And all over the moonlit sidewalk around the still, black form,
hundreds of prisms and cubes and splinters of glass reflected the
light in little gleams of blue, and black edged with yellow, and
yellow, and crimson edged with black.
Bernice Bobs Her Hair
After dark on Saturday night one could stand on the first tee of
the golf-course and see the country-club windows as a yellow expanse
over a very black and wavy ocean. The waves of this ocean, so to
speak, were the heads of many curious caddies, a few of the more
ingenious chauffeurs, the golf professional's deaf sister—and there
were usually several stray, diffident waves who might have rolled
inside had they so desired. This was the gallery.
The balcony was inside. It consisted of the circle of wicker
chairs that lined the wall of the combination clubroom and ballroom.
At these Saturday-night dances it was largely feminine; a great babel
of middle-aged ladies with sharp eyes and icy hearts behind lorgnettes
and large bosoms. The main function of the balcony was critical, it
occasionally showed grudging admiration, but never approval, for it is
well known among ladies over thirty-five that when the younger set
dance in the summer-time it is with the very worst intentions in the
world, and if they are not bombarded with stony eyes stray couples
will dance weird barbaric interludes in the corners, and the more
popular, more dangerous, girls will sometimes be kissed in the parked
limousines of unsuspecting dowagers.
But, after all, this critical circle is not close enough to the
stage to see the actors' faces and catch the subtler byplay. It can
only frown and lean, ask questions and make satisfactory deductions
from its set of postulates, such as the one which states that every
young man with a large income leads the life of a hunted partridge. It
never really appreciates the drama of the shifting, semi-cruel world
of adolescence. No; boxes, orchestra-circle, principals, and chorus be
represented by the medley of faces and voices that sway to the
plaintive African rhythm of Dyer's dance orchestra.
>From sixteen-year-old Otis Ormonde, who has two more years at
Hill School, to G. Reece Stoddard, over whose bureau at home hangs a
Harvard law diploma; from little Madeleine Hogue, whose hair still
feels strange and uncomfortable on top of her head, to Bessie MacRae,
who has been the life of the party a little too long—more than ten
years—the medley is not only the centre of the stage but contains the
only people capable of getting an unobstructed view of it.
With a flourish and a bang the music stops. The couples exchange
artificial, effortless smiles, facetiously repeat “LA-de-DA-DA
dum-DUM,” and then the clatter of young feminine voices soars over
the burst of clapping.
A few disappointed stags caught in midfloor as they bad been about
to cut in subsided listlessly back to the walls, because this was not
like the riotous Christmas dances—these summer hops were considered
just pleasantly warm and exciting, where even the younger marrieds
rose and performed ancient waltzes and terrifying fox trots to the
tolerant amusement of their younger brothers and sisters.
Warren McIntyre, who casually attended Yale, being one of the
unfortunate stags, felt in his dinner-coat pocket for a cigarette and
strolled out onto the wide, semidark veranda, where couples were
scattered at tables, filling the lantern-hung night with vague words
and hazy laughter. He nodded here and there at the less absorbed and
as he passed each couple some half-forgotten fragment of a story
played in his mind, for it was not a large city and every one was
Who's Who to every one else's past. There, for example, were Jim
Strain and Ethel Demorest, who had been privately engaged for three
years. Every one knew that as soon as Jim managed to hold a job for
more than two months she would marry him. Yet how bored they both
looked, and how wearily Ethel regarded Jim sometimes, as if she
wondered why she had trained the vines of her affection on such a
Warren was nineteen and rather pitying with those of his friends
who hadn't gone East to college. But, like most boys, he bragged
tremendously about the girls of his city when he was away from it.
There was Genevieve Ormonde, who regularly made the rounds of dances,
house-parties, and football games at Princeton, Yale, Williams, and
Cornell; there was black-eyed Roberta Dillon, who was quite as famous
to her own generation as Hiram Johnson or Ty Cobb; and, of course,
there was Marjorie Harvey, who besides having a fairylike face and a
dazzling, bewildering tongue was already justly celebrated for having
turned five cart-wheels in succession during the last pump-and-slipper
dance at New Haven.
Warren, who had grown up across the street from Marjorie, had long
been “crazy about her.” Sometimes she seemed to reciprocate his
feeling with a faint gratitude, but she had tried him by her
infallible test and informed him gravely that she did not love him.
Her test was that when she was away from him she forgot him and had
affairs with other boys. Warren found this discouraging, especially as
Marjorie had been making little trips all summer, and for the first
two or three days after each arrival home he saw great heaps of mail
on the Harveys' hall table addressed to her in various masculine
handwritings. To make matters worse, all during the month of August
she had been visited by her cousin Bernice from Eau Claire, and it
seemed impossible to see her alone. It was always necessary to hunt
round and find some one to take care of Bernice. As August waned this
was becoming more and more difficult.
Much as Warren worshipped Marjorie he had to admit that Cousin
Bernice was sorta dopeless. She was pretty, with dark hair and high
color, but she was no fun on a party. Every Saturday night he danced a
long arduous duty dance with her to please Marjorie, but he had never
been anything but bored in her company.
“Warren”—-a soft voice at his elbow broke in upon his thoughts,
and he turned to see Marjorie, flushed and radiant as usual. She laid
a hand on his shoulder and a glow settled almost imperceptibly over
“Warren,” she whispered “do something for me—dance with Bernice.
She's been stuck with little Otis Ormonde for almost an hour.”
Warren's glow faded.
“Why—sure,” he answered half-heartedly.
“You don't mind, do you? I'll see that you don't get stuck.”
Marjorie smiled—that smile that was thanks enough.
“You're an angel, and I'm obliged loads.”
With a sigh the angel glanced round the veranda, but Bernice and
Otis were not in sight. He wandered back inside, and there in front
of the women's dressing-room he found Otis in the centre of a group of
young men who were convulsed with laughter. Otis was brandishing a
piece of timber he had picked up, and discoursing volubly.
“She's gone in to fix her hair,” he announced wildly. “I'm waiting
to dance another hour with her.”
Their laughter was renewed.
“Why don't some of you cut in?” cried Otis resentfully. “She likes
“Why, Otis,” suggested a friend “you've just barely got used to
“Why the two-by-four, Otis?” inquired Warren, smiling.
“The two-by-four? Oh, this? This is a club. When she comes out
I'll hit her on the head and knock her in again.”
Warren collapsed on a settee and howled with glee.
“Never mind, Otis,” he articulated finally. “I'm relieving you
Otis simulated a sudden fainting attack and handed the stick to
“If you need it, old man,” he said hoarsely.
No matter how beautiful or brilliant a girl may be, the reputation
of not being frequently cut in on makes her position at a dance
unfortunate. Perhaps boys prefer her company to that of the
butterflies with whom they dance a dozen times an but, youth in this
jazz-nourished generation is temperamentally restless, and the idea of
fox-trotting more than one full fox trot with the same girl is
distasteful, not to say odious. When it comes to several dances and
the intermissions between she can be quite sure that a young man, once
relieved, will never tread on her wayward toes again.
Warren danced the next full dance with Bernice, and finally,
thankful for the intermission, he led her to a table on the veranda.
There was a moment's silence while she did unimpressive things with
“It's hotter here than in Eau Claire,” she said.
Warren stifled a sigh and nodded. It might be for all he knew or
cared. He wondered idly whether she was a poor conversationalist
because she got no attention or got no attention because she was a
“You going to be here much longer?” he asked and then turned
rather red. She might suspect his reasons for asking.
“Another week,” she answered, and stared at him as if to lunge at
his next remark when it left his lips.
Warren fidgeted. Then with a sudden charitable impulse he decided
to try part of his line on her. He turned and looked at her eyes.
“You've got an awfully kissable mouth,” he began quietly.
This was a remark that he sometimes made to girls at college proms
when they were talking in just such half dark as this. Bernice
distinctly jumped. She turned an ungraceful red and became clumsy with
her fan. No one had ever made such a remark to her before.
“Fresh!”—-the word had slipped out before she realized it, and
she bit her lip. Too late she decided to be amused, and offered him a
Warren was annoyed. Though not accustomed to have that remark
taken seriously, still it usually provoked a laugh or a paragraph of
sentimental banter. And he hated to be called fresh, except in a
joking way. His charitable impulse died and he switched the topic.
“Jim Strain and Ethel Demorest sitting out as usual,” he
This was more in Bernice's line, but a faint regret mingled with
her relief as the subject changed. Men did not talk to her about
kissable mouths, but she knew that they talked in some such way to
“Oh, yes,” she said, and laughed. “I hear they've been mooning
around for years without a red penny. Isn't it silly?”
Warren's disgust increased. Jim Strain was a close friend of his
brother's, and anyway he considered it bad form to sneer at people
for not having money. But Bernice had had no intention of sneering.
She was merely nervous.
When Marjorie and Bernice reached home at half after midnight they
said good night at the top of the stairs. Though cousins, they were
not intimates. As a matter of fact Marjorie had no female
intimates—she considered girls stupid. Bernice on the contrary all
through this parent-arranged visit had rather longed to exchange those
confidences flavored with giggles and tears that she considered an
indispensable factor in all feminine intercourse. But in this respect
she found Marjorie rather cold; felt somehow the same difficulty in
talking to her that she had in talking to men. Marjorie never giggled,
was never frightened, seldom embarrassed, and in fact had very few of
the qualities which Bernice considered appropriately and blessedly
As Bernice busied herself with tooth-brush and paste this night
she wondered for the hundredth time why she never had any attention
when she was away from home. That her family were the wealthiest in
Eau Claire; that her mother entertained tremendously, gave little
diners for her daughter before all dances and bought her a car of her
own to drive round in, never occurred to her as factors in her
home-town social success. Like most girls she had been brought up on
the warm milk prepared by Annie Fellows Johnston and on novels in
which the female was beloved because of certain mysterious womanly
qualities always mentioned but never displayed.
Bernice felt a vague pain that she was not at present engaged in
being popular. She did not know that had it not been for Marjorie's
campaigning she would have danced the entire evening with one man; but
she knew that even in Eau Claire other girls with less position and
less pulchritude were given a much bigger rush. She attributed this to
something subtly unscrupulous in those girls. It had never worried
her, and if it had her mother would have assured her that the other
girls cheapened themselves and that men really respected girls like
She turned out the light in her bathroom, and on an impulse
decided to go in and chat for a moment with her aunt Josephine, whose
light was still on. Her soft slippers bore her noiselessly down the
carpeted hall, but hearing voices inside she stopped near the partly
openers door. Then she caught her own name, and without any definite
intention of eavesdropping lingered—and the thread of the
conversation going on inside pierced her consciousness sharply as if
it had been drawn through with a needle.
“She's absolutely hopeless!” It was Marjorie's voice. “Oh, I know
what you're going to say! So many people have told you how pretty and
sweet she is, and how she can cook! What of it? She has a bum time.
Men don't like her.”
“What's a little cheap popularity?”
Mrs. Harvey sounded annoyed.
“It's everything when you're eighteen,” said Marjorie
emphatically. “I've done my best. I've been polite and I've made men
dance with her, but they just won't stand being bored. When I think of
that gorgeous coloring wasted on such a ninny, and think what Martha
Carey could do with it—oh!”
“There's no courtesy these days.”
Mrs. Harvey's voice implied that modern situations were too much
for her. When she was a girl all young ladies who belonged to nice
families had glorious times.
“Well,” said Marjorie, “no girl can permanently bolster up a
lame-duck visitor, because these days it's every girl for herself.
I've even tried to drop hints about clothes and things, and she's been
furious—given me the funniest looks. She's sensitive enough to know
she's not getting away with much, but I'll bet she consoles herself by
thinking that she's very virtuous and that I'm too gay and fickle and
will come to a bad end. All unpopular girls think that way. Sour
grapes! Sarah Hopkins refers to Genevieve and Roberta and me as
gardenia girls! I'll bet she'd give ten years of her life and her
European education to be a gardenia girl and have three or four men in
love with her and be cut in on every few feet at dances.”
“It seems to me,” interrupted Mrs. Harvey rather wearily, “that
you ought to be able to do something for Bernice. I know she's not
“Vivacious! Good grief! I've never heard her say anything to a boy
except that it's hot or the floor's crowded or that she's going to
school in New York next year. Sometimes she asks them what kind of car
they have and tells them the kind she has. Thrilling!”
There was a short silence and then Mrs. Harvey took up her
“All I know is that other girls not half so sweet and attractive
get partners. Martha Carey, for instance, is stout and loud, and her
mother is distinctly common. Roberta Dillon is so thin this year that
she looks as though Arizona were the place for her. She's dancing
herself to death.”
“But, mother,” objected Marjorie impatiently, “Martha is cheerful
and awfully witty and an awfully slick girl, and Roberta's a
marvellous dancer. She's been popular for ages!”
Mrs. Harvey yawned.
“I think it's that crazy Indian blood in Bernice,” continued
Marjorie. “Maybe she's a reversion to type. Indian women all just
sat round and never said anything.”
“Go to bed, you silly child,” laughed Mrs. Harvey. “I wouldn't
have told you that if I'd thought you were going to remember it. And
I think most of your ideas are perfectly idiotic,” she finished
There was another silence, while Marjorie considered whether or
not convincing her mother was worth the trouble. People over forty
can seldom be permanently convinced of anything. At eighteen our
convictions are hills from which we look; at forty-five they are caves
in which we hide.
Having decided this, Marjorie said good night. When she came out
into the hall it was quite empty.
While Marjorie was breakfasting late next day Bernice came into
the room with a rather formal good morning, sat down opposite, stared
intently over and slightly moistened her lips.
“What's on your mind?” inquired Marjorie, rather puzzled.
Bernice paused before she threw her hand-grenade.
“I heard what you said about me to your mother last night.”
Marjorie was startled, but she showed only a faintly heightened
color and her voice was quite even when she spoke.
“Where were you?”
“In the hall. I didn't mean to listen—at first.”
After an involuntary look of contempt Marjorie dropped her eyes
and became very interested in balancing a stray corn-flake on her
“I guess I'd better go back to Eau Claire—if I'm such a
nuisance.” Bernice's lower lip was trembling violently and she
continued on a wavering note: “I've tried to be nice, and—and I've
been first neglected and then insulted. No one ever visited me and got
Marjorie was silent.
“But I'm in the way, I see. I'm a drag on you. Your friends don't
like me.” She paused, and then remembered another one of her
grievances. “Of course I was furious last week when you tried to hint
to me that that dress was unbecoming. Don't you think I know how to
“No,” murmured less than half-aloud.
“I didn't hint anything,” said Marjorie succinctly. “I said, as I
remember, that it was better to wear a becoming dress three times
straight than to alternate it with two frights.”
“Do you think that was a very nice thing to say?”
“I wasn't trying to be nice.” Then after a pause: “When do you
want to go?”
Bernice drew in her breath sharply.
“Oh!” It was a little half-cry.
Marjorie looked up in surprise.
“Didn't you say you were going?”
“Oh, you were only bluffing!”
They stared at each other across the breakfast-table for a moment.
Misty waves were passing before Bernice's eyes, while Marjorie's face
wore that rather hard expression that she used when slightly
intoxicated undergraduate's were making love to her.
“So you were bluffing,” she repeated as if it were what she might
Bernice admitted it by bursting into tears. Marjorie's eyes showed
“You're my cousin,” sobbed Bernice. “I'm v-v-visiting you. I was
to stay a month, and if I go home my mother will know and she'll
Marjorie waited until the shower of broken words collapsed into
“I'll give you my month's allowance,” she said coldly, “and you
can spend this last week anywhere you want. There's a very nice
Bernice's sobs rose to a flute note, and rising of a sudden she
fled from the room.
An hour later, while Marjorie was in the library absorbed in
composing one of those non-committal marvelously elusive letters that
only a young girl can write, Bernice reappeared, very red-eyed, and
consciously calm. She cast no glance at Marjorie but took a book at
random from the shelf and sat down as if to read. Marjorie seemed
absorbed in her letter and continued writing. When the clock showed
noon Bernice closed her book with a snap.
“I suppose I'd better get my railroad ticket.”
This was not the beginning of the speech she had rehearsed
up-stairs, but as Marjorie was not getting her cues—wasn't urging
her to be reasonable; it's an a mistake—it was the best opening she
“Just wait till I finish this letter,” said Marjorie without
looking round. “I want to get it off in the next mail.”
After another minute, during which her pen scratched busily, she
turned round and relaxed with an air of “at your service.” Again
Bernice had to speak.
“Do you want me to go home?”
“Well,” said Marjorie, considering, “I suppose if you're not
having a good time you'd better go. No use being miserable.”
“Don't you think common kindness—-”
“Oh, please don't quote 'Little Women'!” cried Marjorie
impatiently. “That's out of style.”
“You think so?”
“Heavens, yes! What modern girl could live like those inane
“They were the models for our mothers.”
“Yes, they were—not! Besides, our mothers were all very well in
their way, but they know very little about their daughters'
Bernice drew herself up.
“Please don't talk about my mother.”
“I don't think I mentioned her.”
Bernice felt that she was being led away from her subject.
“Do you think you've treated me very well?”
“I've done my best. You're rather hard material to work with.”
The lids of Bernice's eyes reddened.
“I think you're hard and selfish, and you haven't a feminine
quality in you.”
“Oh, my Lord!” cried Marjorie in desperation “You little nut!
Girls like you are responsible for all the tiresome colorless
marriages; all those ghastly inefficiencies that pass as feminine
qualities. What a blow it must be when a man with imagination marries
the beautiful bundle of clothes that he's been building ideals round,
and finds that she's just a weak, whining, cowardly mass of
Bernice's mouth had slipped half open.
“The womanly woman!” continued Marjorie. “Her whole early life is
occupied in whining criticisms of girls like me who really do have a
Bernice's jaw descended farther as Marjorie's voice rose.
“There's some excuse for an ugly girl whining. If I'd been
irretrievably ugly I'd never have forgiven my parents for bringing me
into the world. But you're starting life without any handicap—“
Marjorie's little fist clinched, “If you expect me to weep with you
you'll be disappointed. Go or stay, just as you like.” And picking up
her letters she left the room.
Bernice claimed a headache and failed to appear at luncheon. They
had a matinée date for the afternoon, but the headache persisting,
Marjorie made explanation to a not very downcast boy. But when she
returned late in the afternoon she found Bernice with a strangely set
face waiting for her in her bedroom.
“I've decided,” began Bernice without preliminaries, “that maybe
you're right about things—possibly not. But if you'll tell me why
your friends aren't—aren't interested in me I'll see if I can do what
you want me to.”
Marjorie was at the mirror shaking down her hair.
“Do you mean it?”
“Without reservations? Will you do exactly what I say?”
“Well nothing! Will you do exactly as I say?”
“If they're sensible things.”
“They're not! You're no case for sensible things.”
“Are you going to make—to recommend—-”
“Yes, everything. If I tell you to take boxing-lessons you'll have
to do it. Write home and tell your mother you're going' to stay
another two weeks.
“If you'll tell me—-”
“All right—I'll just give you a few examples now. First you have
no ease of manner. Why? Because you're never sure about your personal
appearance. When a girl feels that she's perfectly groomed and dressed
she can forget that part of her. That's charm. The more parts of
yourself you can afford to forget the more charm you have.”
“Don't I look all right?”
“No; for instance you never take care of your eyebrows. They're
black and lustrous, but by leaving them straggly they're a blemish.
They'd be beautiful if you'd take care of them in one-tenth the time
you take doing nothing. You're going to brush them so that they'll
Bernice raised the brows in question.
“Do you mean to say that men notice eyebrows?”
“Yes—subconsciously. And when you go home you ought to have your
teeth straightened a little. It's almost imperceptible, still—-”
“But I thought,” interrupted Bernice in bewilderment, “that you
despised little dainty feminine things like that.”
“I hate dainty minds,” answered Marjorie. “But a girl has to be
dainty in person. If she looks like a million dollars she can talk
about Russia, ping-pong, or the League of Nations and get away with
“Oh, I'm just beginning! There's your dancing.”
“Don't I dance all right?”
“No, you don't—you lean on a man; yes, you do—ever so slightly.
I noticed it when we were dancing together yesterday. And you dance
standing up straight instead of bending over a little. Probably some
old lady on the side-line once told you that you looked so dignified
that way. But except with a very small girl it's much harder on the
man, and he's the one that counts.”
“Go on.” Bernice's brain was reeling.
“Well, you've got to learn to be nice to men who are sad birds.
You look as if you'd been insulted whenever you're thrown with any
except the most popular boys. Why, Bernice, I'm cut in on every few
feet—and who does most of it? Why, those very sad birds. No girl can
afford to neglect them. They're the big part of any crowd. Young boys
too shy to talk are the very best conversational practice. Clumsy boys
are the best dancing practice. If you can follow them and yet look
graceful you can follow a baby tank across a barb-wire sky-scraper.”
Bernice sighed profoundly, but Marjorie was not through.
“If you go to a dance and really amuse, say, three sad birds that
dance with you; if you talk so well to them that they forget they're
stuck with you, you've done something. They'll come back next time,
and gradually so many sad birds will dance with you that the
attractive boys will see there's no danger of being stuck—then
they'll dance with you.”
“Yes,” agreed Bernice faintly. “I think I begin to see.”
“And finally,” concluded Marjorie, “poise and charm will just
come. You'll wake up some morning knowing you've attained it and men
will know it too.”
“It's been awfully kind of you—but nobody's ever talked to me
like this before, and I feel sort of startled.”
Marjorie made no answer but gazed pensively at her own image in
“You're a peach to help me,” continued Bernice.
Still Marjorie did not answer, and Bernice thought she had seemed
“I know you don't like sentiment,” she said timidly.
Marjorie turned to her quickly.
“Oh, I wasn't thinking about that. I was considering whether we
hadn't better bob your hair.”
Bernice collapsed backward upon the bed.
On the following Wednesday evening there was a dinner-dance at the
country club. When the guests strolled in Bernice found her place-card
with a slight feeling of irritation. Though at her right sat G. Reece
Stoddard, a most desirable and distinguished young bachelor, the
all-important left held only Charley Paulson. Charley lacked height,
beauty, and social shrewdness, and in her new enlightenment Bernice
decided that his only qualification to be her partner was that he had
never been stuck with her. But this feeling of irritation left with
the last of the soup-plates, and Marjorie's specific instruction came
to her. Swallowing her pride she turned to Charley Paulson and
“Do you think I ought to bob my hair, Mr. Charley Paulson?”
Charley looked up in surprise.
“Because I'm considering it. It's such a sure and easy way of
Charley smiled pleasantly. He could not know this had been
rehearsed. He replied that he didn't know much about bobbed hair. But
Bernice was there to tell him.
“I want to be a society vampire, you see,” she announced coolly,
and went on to inform him that bobbed hair was the necessary prelude.
She added that she wanted to ask his advice, because she had heard he
was so critical about girls.
Charley, who knew as much about the psychology of women as he did
of the mental states of Buddhist contemplatives, felt vaguely
“So I've decided,” she continued, her voice rising slightly, “that
early next week I'm going down to the Sevier Hotel barber-shop, sit in
the first chair, and get my hair bobbed.” She faltered noticing that
the people near her had paused in their conversation and were
listening; but after a confused second Marjorie's coaching told, and
she finished her paragraph to the vicinity at large. “Of course I'm
charging admission, but if you'll all come down and encourage me I'll
issue passes for the inside seats.”
There was a ripple of appreciative laughter, and under cover of it
G. Reece Stoddard leaned over quickly and said close to her ear: “I'll
take a box right now.”
She met his eyes and smiled as if he had said something
“Do you believe in bobbed hair?” asked G. Reece in the same
“I think it's unmoral,” affirmed Bernice gravely. “But, of course,
you've either got to amuse people or feed 'em or shock 'em.” Marjorie
had culled this from Oscar Wilde. It was greeted with a ripple of
laughter from the men and a series of quick, intent looks from the
girls. And then as though she had said nothing of wit or moment
Bernice turned again to Charley and spoke confidentially in his ear.
“I want to ask you your opinion of several people. I imagine
you're a wonderful judge of character.”
Charley thrilled faintly—paid her a subtle compliment by
overturning her water.
Two hours later, while Warren McIntyre was standing passively in
the stag line abstractedly watching the dancers and wondering whither
and with whom Marjorie had disappeared, an unrelated perception began
to creep slowly upon him—a perception that Bernice, cousin to
Marjorie, had been cut in on several times in the past five minutes.
He closed his eyes, opened them and looked again. Several minutes back
she had been dancing with a visiting boy, a matter easily accounted
for; a visiting boy would know no better. But now she was dancing with
some one else, and there was Charley Paulson headed for her with
enthusiastic determination in his eye. Funny—Charley seldom danced
with more than three girls an evening.
Warren was distinctly surprised when—the exchange having been
effected—the man relieved proved to be none ether than G. Reece
Stoddard himself. And G. Reece seemed not at all jubilant at being
relieved. Next time Bernice danced near, Warren regarded her intently.
Yes, she was pretty, distinctly pretty; and to-night her face seemed
really vivacious. She had that look that no woman, however
histrionically proficient, can successfully counterfeit—she looked as
if she were having a good time. He liked the way she had her hair
arranged, wondered if it was brilliantine that made it glisten so. And
that dress was becoming—a dark red that set off her shadowy eyes and
high coloring. He remembered that he had thought her pretty when she
first came to town, before he had realized that she was dull. Too bad
she was dull—dull girls unbearable—certainly pretty though.
His thoughts zigzagged back to Marjorie. This disappearance would
be like other disappearances. When she reappeared he would demand
where she had been—would be told emphatically that it was none of his
business. What a pity she was so sure of him! She basked in the
knowledge that no other girl in town interested him; she defied him to
fall in love with Genevieve or Roberta.
Warren sighed. The way to Marjorie's affections was a labyrinth
indeed. He looked up. Bernice was again dancing with the visiting
boy. Half unconsciously he took a step out from the stag line in her
direction, and hesitated. Then he said to himself that it was charity.
He walked toward her —collided suddenly with G. Reece Stoddard.
“Pardon me,” said Warren.
But G. Reece had not stopped to apologize. He had again cut in on
That night at one o'clock Marjorie, with one hand on the
electric-light switch in the hall, turned to take a last look at
Bernice's sparkling eyes.
“So it worked?”
“Oh, Marjorie, yes!” cried Bernice.
“I saw you were having a gay time.”
“I did! The only trouble was that about midnight I ran short of
talk. I had to repeat myself—with different men of course. I hope
they won't compare notes.”
“Men don't,” said Marjorie, yawning, “and it wouldn't matter if
they did—they'd think you were even trickier.”
She snapped out the light, and as they started up the stairs
Bernice grasped the banister thankfully. For the first time in her
life she had been danced tired.
“You see,” said Marjorie it the top of the stairs, “one man sees
another man cut in and he thinks there must be something there. Well,
we'll fix up some new stuff to-morrow. Good night.”
As Bernice took down her hair she passed the evening before her in
review. She had followed instructions exactly. Even when Charley
Paulson cut in for the eighth time she had simulated delight and had
apparently been both interested and flattered. She had not talked
about the weather or Eau Claire or automobiles or her school, but had
confined her conversation to me, you, and us.
But a few minutes before she fell asleep a rebellious thought was
churning drowsily in her brain—after all, it was she who had done
it. Marjorie, to be sure, had given her her conversation, but then
Marjorie got much of her conversation out of things she read. Bernice
had bought the red dress, though she had never valued it highly before
Marjorie dug it out of her trunk—and her own voice had said the
words, her own lips had smiled, her own feet had danced. Marjorie
nice girl—vain, though—nice evening—nice boys—like
Warren—Warren—Warren—what's his name—Warren—-
She fell asleep.
To Bernice the next week was a revelation. With the feeling that
people really enjoyed looking at her and listening to her came the
foundation of self-confidence. Of course there were numerous mistakes
at first. She did not know, for instance, that Draycott Deyo was
studying for the ministry; she was unaware that he had cut in on her
because he thought she was a quiet, reserved girl. Had she known these
things she would not have treated him to the line which began “Hello,
Shell Shock!” and continued with the bathtub story—“It takes a
frightful lot of energy to fix my hair in the summer—there's so much
of it—so I always fix it first and powder my face and put on my hat;
then I get into the bathtub, and dress afterward. Don't you think
that's the best plan?”
Though Draycott Deyo was in the throes of difficulties concerning
baptism by immersion and might possibly have seen a connection, it
must be admitted that he did not. He considered feminine bathing an
immoral subject, and gave her some of his ideas on the depravity of
But to offset that unfortunate occurrence Bernice had several
signal successes to her credit. Little Otis Ormonde pleaded off from
a trip East and elected instead to follow her with a puppylike
devotion, to the amusement of his crowd and to the irritation of G.
Reece Stoddard, several of whose afternoon calls Otis completely
ruined by the disgusting tenderness of the glances he bent on Bernice.
He even told her the story of the two-by-four and the dressing-room to
show her how frightfully mistaken he and every one else had been in
their first judgment of her. Bernice laughed off that incident with a
slight sinking sensation.
Of all Bernice's conversation perhaps the best known and most
universally approved was the line about the bobbing of her hair.
“Oh, Bernice, when you goin' to get the hair bobbed?”
“Day after to-morrow maybe,” she would reply, laughing. “Will you
come and see me? Because I'm counting on you, you know.”
“Will we? You know! But you better hurry up.”
Bernice, whose tonsorial intentions were strictly dishonorable,
would laugh again.
“Pretty soon now. You'd be surprised.”
But perhaps the most significant symbol of her success was the
gray car of the hypercritical Warren McIntyre, parked daily in front
of the Harvey house. At first the parlor-maid was distinctly startled
when he asked for Bernice instead of Marjorie; after a week of it she
told the cook that Miss Bernice had gotta holda Miss Marjorie's best
And Miss Bernice had. Perhaps it began with Warren's desire to
rouse jealousy in Marjorie; perhaps it was the familiar though
unrecognized strain of Marjorie in Bernice's conversation; perhaps it
was both of these and something of sincere attraction besides. But
somehow the collective mind of the younger set knew within a week that
Marjorie's most reliable beau had made an amazing face-about and was
giving an indisputable rush to Marjorie's guest. The question of the
moment was how Marjorie would take it. Warren called Bernice on the
'phone twice a day, sent her notes, and they were frequently seen
together in his roadster, obviously engrossed in one of those tense,
significant conversations as to whether or not he was sincere.
Marjorie on being twitted only laughed. She said she was mighty
glad that Warren had at last found some one who appreciated him. So
the younger set laughed, too, and guessed that Marjorie didn't care
and let it go at that.
One afternoon when there were only three days left of her visit
Bernice was waiting in the hall for Warren, with whom she was going
to a bridge party. She was in rather a blissful mood, and when
Marjorie—also bound for the party—appeared beside her and began
casually to adjust her hat in the mirror, Bernice was utterly
unprepared for anything in the nature of a clash. Marjorie did her
work very coldly and succinctly in three sentences.
“You may as well get Warren out of your head,” she said coldly.
“What?” Bernice was utterly astounded.
“You may as well stop making a fool of yourself over Warren
McIntyre. He doesn't care a snap of his fingers about you.”
For a tense moment they regarded each other—Marjorie scornful,
aloof; Bernice astounded, half-angry, half-afraid. Then two cars
drove up in front of the house and there was a riotous honking. Both
of them gasped faintly, turned, and side by side hurried out.
All through the bridge party Bernice strove in vain to master a
rising uneasiness. She had offended Marjorie, the sphinx of sphinxes.
With the most wholesome and innocent intentions in the world she had
stolen Marjorie's property. She felt suddenly and horribly guilty.
After the bridge game, when they sat in an informal circle and the
conversation became general, the storm gradually broke. Little Otis
Ormonde inadvertently precipitated it.
“When you going back to kindergarten, Otis?” some one had asked.
“Me? Day Bernice gets her hair bobbed.”
“Then your education's over,” said Marjorie quickly. “That's only
a bluff of hers. I should think you'd have realized.”
“That a fact?” demanded Otis, giving Bernice a reproachful glance.
Bernice's ears burned as she tried to think up an effectual
come-back. In the face of this direct attack her imagination was
“There's a lot of bluffs in the world,” continued Marjorie quite
pleasantly. “I should think you'd be young enough to know that,
“Well,” said Otis, “maybe so. But gee! With a line like
“Really?” yawned Marjorie. “What's her latest bon mot?”
No one seemed to know. In fact, Bernice, having trifled with her
muse's beau, had said nothing memorable of late.
“Was that really all a line?” asked Roberta curiously.
Bernice hesitated. She felt that wit in some form was demanded of
her, but under her cousin's suddenly frigid eyes she was completely
“I don't know,” she stalled.
“Splush!” said Marjorie. “Admit it!”
Bernice saw that Warren's eyes had left a ukulele he had been
tinkering with and were fixed on her questioningly.
“Oh, I don't know!” she repeated steadily. Her cheeks were
“Splush!” remarked Marjorie again.
“Come through, Bernice,” urged Otis. “Tell her where to get off.”
Bernice looked round again—she seemed unable to get away from
“I like bobbed hair,” she said hurriedly, as if he had asked her a
question, “and I intend to bob mine.”
“When?” demanded Marjorie.
“No time like the present,” suggested Roberta.
Otis jumped to his feet.
“Good stuff!” he cried. “We'll have a summer bobbing party. Sevier
Hotel barber-shop, I think you said.”
In an instant all were on their feet. Bernice's heart throbbed
“What?” she gasped.
Out of the group came Marjorie's voice, very clear and
“Don't worry—she'll back out!”
“Come on, Bernice!” cried Otis, starting toward the door.
Four eyes—Warren's and Marjorie's—stared at her, challenged her,
defied her. For another second she wavered wildly.
“All right,” she said swiftly “I don't care if I do.”
An eternity of minutes later, riding down-town through the late
afternoon beside Warren, the others following in Roberta's car close
behind, Bernice had all the sensations of Marie Antoinette bound for
the guillotine in a tumbrel. Vaguely she wondered why she did not cry
out that it was all a mistake. It was all she could do to keep from
clutching her hair with both bands to protect it from the suddenly
hostile world. Yet she did neither. Even the thought of her mother was
no deterrent now. This was the test supreme of her sportsmanship; her
right to walk unchallenged in the starry heaven of popular girls.
Warren was moodily silent, and when they came to the hotel he drew
up at the curb and nodded to Bernice to precede him out. Roberta's car
emptied a laughing crowd into the shop, which presented two bold
plate-glass windows to the street.
Bernice stood on the curb and looked at the sign, Sevier
Barber-Shop. It was a guillotine indeed, and the hangman was the
first barber, who, attired in a white coat and smoking a cigarette,
leaned non-chalantly against the first chair. He must have heard of
her; he must have been waiting all week, smoking eternal cigarettes
beside that portentous, too-often-mentioned first chair. Would they
blind-fold her? No, but they would tie a white cloth round her neck
lest any of her blood—nonsense—hair—should get on her clothes.
“All right, Bernice,” said Warren quickly.
With her chin in the air she crossed the sidewalk, pushed open the
swinging screen-door, and giving not a glance to the uproarious,
riotous row that occupied the waiting bench, went up to the fat
“I want you to bob my hair.”
The first barber's mouth slid somewhat open. His cigarette dropped
to the floor.
“My hair—bob it!”
Refusing further preliminaries, Bernice took her seat on high. A
man in the chair next to her turned on his side and gave her a
glance, half lather, half amazement. One barber started and spoiled
little Willy Schuneman's monthly haircut. Mr. O'Reilly in the last
chair grunted and swore musically in ancient Gaelic as a razor bit
into his cheek. Two bootblacks became wide-eyed and rushed for her
feet. No, Bernice didn't care for a shine.
Outside a passer-by stopped and stared; a couple joined him; half
a dozen small boys' nose sprang into life, flattened against the
glass; and snatches of conversation borne on the summer breeze
drifted in through the screen-door.
“Lookada long hair on a kid!”
“Where'd yuh get 'at stuff? 'At's a bearded lady he just finished
But Bernice saw nothing, heard nothing. Her only living sense told
her that this man in the white coat had removed one tortoise-shell
comb and then another; that his fingers were fumbling clumsily with
unfamiliar hairpins; that this hair, this wonderful hair of hers, was
going—she would never again feel its long voluptuous pull as it hung
in a dark-brown glory down her back. For a second she was near
breaking down, and then the picture before her swam mechanically into
her vision—Marjorie's mouth curling in a faint ironic smile as if to
“Give up and get down! You tried to buck me and I called your
bluff. You see you haven't got a prayer.”
And some last energy rose up in Bernice, for she clinched her
hands under the white cloth, and there was a curious narrowing of her
eyes that Marjorie remarked on to some one long afterward.
Twenty minutes later the barber swung her round to face the
mirror, and she flinched at the full extent of the damage that had
been wrought. Her hair was not curls and now it lay in lank lifeless
blocks on both sides of her suddenly pale face. It was ugly as
sin—she had known it would be ugly as sin. Her face's chief charm had
been a Madonna-like simplicity. Now that was gone and she was—well
frightfully mediocre—not stagy; only ridiculous, like a Greenwich
Villager who had left her spectacles at home.
As she climbed down from the chair she tried to smile—failed
miserably. She saw two of the girls exchange glances; noticed
Marjorie's mouth curved in attenuated mockery—and that Warren's eyes
were suddenly very cold.
“You see,”—her words fell into an awkward pause—“I've done it.”
“Yes, you've—done it,” admitted Warren.
“Do you like it?”
There was a half-hearted “Sure” from two or three voices, another
awkward pause, and then Marjorie turned swiftly and with serpentlike
intensity to Warren.
“Would you mind running me down to the cleaners?” she asked. “I've
simply got to get a dress there before supper. Roberta's driving right
home and she can take the others.”
Warren stared abstractedly at some infinite speck out the window.
Then for an instant his eyes rested coldly on Bernice before they
turned to Marjorie.
“Be glad to,” he said slowly.
Bernice did not fully realize the outrageous trap that had been
set for her until she met her aunt's amazed glance just before
“I've bobbed it, Aunt Josephine.”
“Do you like it?”
“I suppose I've shocked you.”
“No, but what'll Mrs. Deyo think tomorrow night? Bernice, you
should have waited until after the Deyo's dance—you should have
waited if you wanted to do that.”
“It was sudden, Aunt Josephine. Anyway, why does it matter to Mrs.
“Why child,” cried Mrs. Harvey, “in her paper on 'The Foibles of
the Younger Generation' that she read at the last meeting of the
Thursday Club she devoted fifteen minutes to bobbed hair. It's her
pet abomination. And the dance is for you and Marjorie!”
“Oh, Bernice, what'll your mother say? She'll think I let you do
Dinner was an agony. She had made a hasty attempt with a
curling-iron, and burned her finger and much hair. She could see that
her aunt was both worried and grieved, and her uncle kept saying,
“Well, I'll be darned!” over and over in a hurt and faintly hostile
torte. And Marjorie sat very quietly, intrenched behind a faint smile,
a faintly mocking smile.
Somehow she got through the evening. Three boy's called; Marjorie
disappeared with one of them, and Bernice made a listless
unsuccessful attempt to entertain the two others—sighed thankfully
as she climbed the stairs to her room at half past ten. What a day!
When she had undressed for the night the door opened and Marjorie
“Bernice,” she said “I'm awfully sorry about the Deyo dance. I'll
give you my word of honor I'd forgotten all about it.”
“'Sall right,” said Bernice shortly. Standing before the mirror
she passed her comb slowly through her short hair.
“I'll take you down-town to-morrow,” continued Marjorie, “and the
hairdresser'll fix it so you'll look slick. I didn't imagine you'd go
through with it. I'm really mighty sorry.”
“Oh, 'sall right!”
“Still it's your last night, so I suppose it won't matter much.”
Then Bernice winced as Marjorie tossed her own hair over her
shoulders and began to twist it slowly into two long blond braids
until in her cream-colored negligée she looked like a delicate
painting of some Saxon princess. Fascinated, Bernice watched the
braids grow. Heavy and luxurious they were moving under the supple
fingers like restive snakes—and to Bernice remained this relic and
the curling-iron and a to-morrow full of eyes. She could see G. Reece
Stoddard, who liked her, assuming his Harvard manner and telling his
dinner partner that Bernice shouldn't have been allowed to go to the
movies so much; she could see Draycott Deyo exchanging glances with
his mother and then being conscientiously charitable to her. But then
perhaps by to-morrow Mrs. Deyo would have heard the news; would send
round an icy little note requesting that she fail to appear—and
behind her back they would all laugh and know that Marjorie had made a
fool of her; that her chance at beauty had been sacrificed to the
jealous whim of a selfish girl. She sat down suddenly before the
mirror, biting the inside of her cheek.
“I like it,” she said with an effort. “I think it'll be becoming.”
“It looks all right. For heaven's sake, don't let it worry you!”
“Good night Bernice.”
But as the door closed something snapped within Bernice. She
sprang dynamically to her feet, clinching her hands, then swiftly and
noiseless crossed over to her bed and from underneath it dragged out
her suitcase. Into it she tossed toilet articles and a change of
clothing, Then she turned to her trunk and quickly dumped in two
drawerfulls of lingerie and stammer dresses. She moved quietly. but
deadly efficiency, and in three-quarters of an hour her trunk was
locked and strapped and she was fully dressed in a becoming new
travelling suit that Marjorie had helped her pick out.
Sitting down at her desk she wrote a short note to Mrs. Harvey, in
which she briefly outlined her reasons for going. She sealed it,
addressed it, and laid it on her pillow. She glanced at her watch. The
train left at one, and she knew that if she walked down to the
Marborough Hotel two blocks away she could easily get a taxicab.
Suddenly she drew in her breath sharply and an expression flashed
into her eyes that a practiced character reader might have connected
vaguely with the set look she had worn in the barber's chair—somehow
a development of it. It was quite a new look for Bernice—and it
She went stealthily to the bureau, picked up an article that lay
there, and turning out all the lights stood quietly until her eyes
became accustomed to the darkness. Softly she pushed open the door to
Marjorie's room. She heard the quiet, even breathing of an untroubled
She was by the bedside now, very deliberate and calm. She acted
swiftly. Bending over she found one of the braids of Marjorie's hair,
followed it up with her hand to the point nearest the head, and then
holding it a little slack so that the sleeper would feel no pull, she
reached down with the shears and severed it. With the pigtail in her
hand she held her breath. Marjorie had muttered something in her
sleep. Bernice deftly amputated the other braid, paused for an
instant, and then flitted swiftly and silently back to her own room.
Down-stairs she opened the big front door, closed it carefully
behind her, and feeling oddly happy and exuberant stepped off the
porch into the moonlight, swinging her heavy grip like a
shopping-bag. After a minute's brisk walk she discovered that her
left hand still held the two blond braids. She laughed
unexpectedly—had to shut her mouth hard to keep from emitting an
absolute peal. She was passing Warren's house now, and on the impulse
she set down her baggage, and swinging the braids like piece of rope
flung them at the wooden porch, where they landed with a slight thud.
She laughed again, no longer restraining herself.
“Huh,” she giggled wildly. “Scalp the selfish thing!”
Then picking up her staircase she set off at a half-run down the
The Baltimore Station was hot and crowded, so Lois was forced to
stand by the telegraph desk for interminable, sticky seconds while a
clerk with big front teeth counted and recounted a large lady's day
message, to determine whether it contained the innocuous forty-nine
words or the fatal fifty-one.
Lois, waiting, decided she wasn't quite sure of the address, so
she took the letter out of her bag and ran over it again.
“Darling,” IT BEGAN—“I understand and I'm happier than life ever
meant me to be. If I could give you the things you've always been in
tune with—but I can't Lois; we can't marry and we can't lose each
other and let all this glorious love end in nothing.
“Until your letter came, dear, I'd been sitting here in the half
dark and thinking where I could go and ever forget you; abroad,
perhaps, to drift through Italy or Spain and dream away the pain of
having lost you where the crumbling ruins of older, mellower
civilizations would mirror only the desolation of my heart—and then
your letter came.
“Sweetest, bravest girl, if you'll wire me I'll meet you in
Wilmington—till then I'll be here just waiting and hoping for every
long dream of you to come true.
She had read the letter so many times that she knew it word by
word, yet it still startled her. In it she found many faint
reflections of the man who wrote it—the mingled sweetness and
sadness in his dark eyes, the furtive, restless excitement she felt
sometimes when he talked to her, his dreamy sensuousness that lulled
her mind to sleep. Lois was nineteen and very romantic and curious and
The large lady and the clerk having compromised on fifty words,
Lois took a blank and wrote her telegram. And there were no overtones
to the finality of her decision.
It's just destiny—she thought—it's just the way things work out
in this damn world. If cowardice is all that's been holding me back
there won't be any more holding back. So we'll just let things take
their course and never be sorry.
The clerk scanned her telegram:
“Arrived Baltimore today spend day with my brother meet me
Wilmington three P.M. Wednesday Love
“Fifty-four cents,” said the clerk admiringly.
And never be sorry—thought Lois—and never be sorry—-
Trees filtering light onto dapple grass. Trees like tall, languid
ladies with feather fans coquetting airily with the ugly roof of the
monastery. Trees like butlers, bending courteously over placid walks
and paths. Trees, trees over the hills on either side and scattering
out in clumps and lines and woods all through eastern Maryland,
delicate lace on the hems of many yellow fields, dark opaque
backgrounds for flowered bushes or wild climbing garden.
Some of the trees were very gay and young, but the monastery trees
were older than the monastery which, by true monastic standards,
wasn't very old at all. And, as a matter of fact, it wasn't
technically called a monastery, but only a seminary; nevertheless it
shall be a monastery here despite its Victorian architecture or its
Edward VII additions, or even its Woodrow Wilsonian, patented,
Out behind was the farm where half a dozen lay brothers were
sweating lustily as they moved with deadly efficiency around the
vegetable-gardens. To the left, behind a row of elms, was an informal
baseball diamond where three novices were being batted out by a
fourth, amid great chasings and puffings and blowings. And in front as
a great mellow bell boomed the half-hour a swarm of black, human
leaves were blown over the checker-board of paths under the courteous
Some of these black leaves were very old with cheeks furrowed like
the first ripples of a splashed pool. Then there was a scattering of
middle-aged leaves whose forms when viewed in profile in their
revealing gowns were beginning to be faintly unsymmetrical. These
carried thick volumes of Thomas Aquinas and Henry James and Cardinal
Mercier and Immanuel Kant and many bulging note-books filled with
But most numerous were the young leaves; blond boys of nineteen
with very stern, conscientious expressions; men in the late twenties
with a keen self-assurance from having taught out in the world for
five years—several hundreds of them, from city and town and country
in Maryland and Pennsylvania and Virginia and West Virginia and
There were many Americans and some Irish and some tough Irish and
a few French, and several Italians and Poles, and they walked
informally arm in arm with each other in twos and threes or in long
rows, almost universally distinguished by the straight mouth and the
considerable chin—for this was the Society of Jesus, founded in Spain
five hundred years before by a tough-minded soldier who trained men to
hold a breach or a salon, preach a sermon or write a treaty, and do it
and not argue . . .
Lois got out of a bus into the sunshine down by the outer gate.
She was nineteen with yellow hair and eyes that people were tactful
enough not to call green. When men of talent saw her in a street-car
they often furtively produced little stub-pencils and backs of
envelopes and tried to sum up that profile or the thing that the
eyebrows did to her eyes. Later they looked at their results and
usually tore them up with wondering sighs.
Though Lois was very jauntily attired in an expensively
appropriate travelling affair, she did not linger to pat out the dust
which covered her clothes, but started up the central walk with
curious glances at either side. Her face was very eager and expectant,
yet she hadn't at all that glorified expression that girls wear when
they arrive for a Senior Prom at Princeton or New Haven; still, as
there were no senior proms here, perhaps it didn't matter.
She was wondering what he would look like, whether she'd possibly
know him from his picture. In the picture, which hung over her
mother's bureau at home, he seemed very young and hollow-cheeked and
rather pitiful, with only a well-developed mouth and all ill-fitting
probationer's gown to show that he had already made a momentous
decision about his life. Of course he had been only nineteen then and
now he was thirty-six—didn't look like that at all; in recent
snap-shots he was much broader and his hair had grown a little
thin—but the impression of her brother she had always retained was
that of the big picture. And so she had always been a little sorry for
him. What a life for a man! Seventeen years of preparation and he
wasn't even a priest yet—wouldn't be for another year.
Lois had an idea that this was all going to be rather solemn if
she let it be. But she was going to give her very best imitation of
undiluted sunshine, the imitation she could give even when her head
was splitting or when her mother had a nervous breakdown or when she
was particularly romantic and curious and courageous. This brother of
hers undoubtedly needed cheering up, and he was going to be cheered
up, whether he liked it or not.
As she drew near the great, homely front door she saw a man break
suddenly away from a group and, pulling up the skirts of his gown,
run toward her. He was smiling, she noticed, and he looked very big
and—and reliable. She stopped and waited, knew that her heart was
beating unusually fast.
“Lois!” he cried, and in a second she was in his arms. She was
“Lois!” he cried again, “why, this is wonderful! I can't tell you,
Lois, how MUCH I've looked forward to this. Why, Lois, you're
His voice, though restrained, was vibrant with energy and that odd
sort of enveloping personality she had thought that she only of the
“I'm mighty glad, too—Kieth.”
She flushed, but not unhappily, at this first use of his name.
“Lois—Lois—Lois,” he repeated in wonder. “Child, we'll go in
here a minute, because I want you to meet the rector, and then we'll
walk around. I have a thousand things to talk to you about.”
His voice became graver. “How's mother?”
She looked at him for a moment and then said something that she
had not intended to say at all, the very sort of thing she had
resolved to avoid.
“Oh, Kieth—she's—she's getting worse all the time, every way.”
He nodded slowly as if he understood.
“Nervous, well—you can tell me about that later. Now—-”
She was in a small study with a large desk, saying something to a
little, jovial, white-haired priest who retained her hand for some
“So this is Lois!”
He said it as if he had heard of her for years.
He entreated her to sit down.
Two other priests arrived enthusiastically and shook hands with
her and addressed her as “Kieth's little sister,” which she found she
didn't mind a bit.
How assured they seemed; she had expected a certain shyness,
reserve at least. There were several jokes unintelligible to her,
which seemed to delight every one, and the little Father Rector
referred to the trio of them as “dim old monks,” which she
appreciated, because of course they weren't monks at all. She had a
lightning impression that they were especially fond of Kieth—the
Father Rector had called him “Kieth” and one of the others had kept a
hand on his shoulder all through the conversation. Then she was
shaking hands again and promising to come back a little later for some
ice-cream, and smiling and smiling and being rather absurdly happy . .
. she told herself that it was because Kieth was so delighted in
showing her off.
Then she and Kieth were strolling along a path, arm in arm, and he
was informing her what an absolute jewel the Father Rector was.
“Lois,” he broken off suddenly, “I want to tell you before we go
any farther how much it means to me to have you come up here. I think
it was—mighty sweet of you. I know what a gay time you've been
Lois gasped. She was not prepared for this. At first when she had
conceived the plan of taking the hot journey down to Baltimore
staying the night with a friend and then coming out to see her
brother, she had felt rather consciously virtuous, hoped he wouldn't
be priggish or resentful about her not having come before—but walking
here with him under the trees seemed such a little thing, and
surprisingly a happy thing.
“Why, Kieth,” she said quickly, “you know I couldn't have waited a
day longer. I saw you when I was five, but of course I didn't
remember, and how could I have gone on without practically ever
having seen my only brother?”
“It was mighty sweet of you, Lois,” he repeated.
Lois blushed—he DID have personality.
“I want you to tell me all about yourself,” he said after a pause.
“Of course I have a general idea what you and mother did in Europe
those fourteen years, and then we were all so worried, Lois, when you
had pneumonia and couldn't come down with mother—let's see that was
two years ago—and then, well, I've seen your name in the papers, but
it's all been so unsatisfactory. I haven't known you, Lois.”
She found herself analyzing his personality as she analyzed the
personality of every man she met. She wondered if the effect of—of
intimacy that he gave was bred by his constant repetition of her name.
He said it as if he loved the word, as if it had an inherent meaning
“Then you were at school,” he continued.
“Yes, at Farmington. Mother wanted me to go to a convent—but I
didn't want to.”
She cast a side glance at him to see if he would resent this.
But he only nodded slowly.
“Had enough convents abroad, eh?”
“Yes—and Kieth, convents are different there anyway. Here even in
the nicest ones there are so many COMMON girls.”
He nodded again.
“Yes,” he agreed, “I suppose there are, and I know how you feel
about it. It grated on me here, at first, Lois, though I wouldn't say
that to any one but you; we're rather sensitive, you and I, to things
“You mean the men here?”
“Yes, some of them of course were fine, the sort of men I'd always
been thrown with, but there were others; a man named Regan, for
instance—I hated the fellow, and now he's about the best friend I
have. A wonderful character, Lois; you'll meet him later. Sort of man
you'd like to have with you in a fight.”
Lois was thinking that Kieth was the sort of man she'd like to
have with HER in a fight.
“How did you—how did you first happen to do it?” she asked,
rather shyly, “to come here, I mean. Of course mother told me the
story about the Pullman car.”
“Oh, that—-” He looked rather annoyed.
“Tell me that. I'd like to hear you tell it.”
“Oh, it's nothing except what you probably know. It was evening
and I'd been riding all day and thinking about—about a hundred
things, Lois, and then suddenly I had a sense that some one was
sitting across from me, felt that he'd been there for some time, and
had a vague idea that he was another traveller. All at once he leaned
over toward me and I heard a voice say: 'I want you to be a priest,
that's what I want.' Well I jumped up and cried out, 'Oh, my God, not
that!'—made an idiot of myself before about twenty people; you see
there wasn't any one sitting there at all. A week after that I went to
the Jesuit College in Philadelphia and crawled up the last flight of
stairs to the rector's office on my hands and knees.”
There was another silence and Lois saw that her brother's eyes
wore a far-away look, that he was staring unseeingly out over the
sunny fields. She was stirred by the modulations of his voice and the
sudden silence that seemed to flow about him when he finished
She noticed now that his eyes were of the same fibre as hers, with
the green left out, and that his mouth was much gentler, really, than
in the picture —or was it that the face had grown up to it lately? He
was getting a little bald just on top of his head. She wondered if
that was from wearing a hat so much. It seemed awful for a man to grow
bald and no one to care about it.
“Were you—pious when you were young, Kieth?” she asked. “You know
what I mean. Were you religious? If you don't mind these personal
“Yes,” he said with his eyes still far away—and she felt that his
intense abstraction was as much a part of his personality as his
attention. “Yes, I suppose I was, when I was—sober.”
Lois thrilled slightly.
“Did you drink?”
“I was on the way to making a bad hash of things.” He smiled and,
turning his gray eyes on her, changed the subject.
“Child, tell me about mother. I know it's been awfully hard for
you there, lately. I know you've had to sacrifice a lot and put up
with a great deal and I want you to know how fine of you I think it
is. I feel, Lois, that you're sort of taking the place of both of us
Lois thought quickly how little she had sacrificed; how lately she
had constantly avoided her nervous, half-invalid mother.
“Youth shouldn't be sacrificed to age, Kieth,” she said steadily.
“I know,” he sighed, “and you oughtn't to have the weight on your
shoulders, child. I wish I were there to help you.”
She saw how quickly he had turned her remark and instantly she
knew what this quality was that he gave off. He was SWEET. Her
thoughts went of on a side-track and then she broke the silence with
an odd remark.
“Sweetness is hard,” she said suddenly.
“Nothing,” she denied in confusion. “I didn't mean to speak aloud.
I was thinking of something —of a conversation with a man named
“Maury Kebble's brother?”
“Yes,” she said rather surprised to think of him having known
Maury Kebble. Still there was nothing strange about it. “Well, he and
I were talking about sweetness a few weeks ago. Oh, I don't know—I
said that a man named Howard—that a man I knew was sweet, and he
didn't agree with me, and we began talking about what sweetness in a
man was: He kept telling me I meant a sort of soppy softness, but I
knew I didn't—yet I didn't know exactly how to put it. I see now. I
meant just the opposite. I suppose real sweetness is a sort of
“I see what you mean. I've known old priests who had it.”
“I'm talking about young men,” she said rather defiantly.
They had reached the now deserted baseball diamond and, pointing
her to a wooden bench, he sprawled full length on the grass.
“Are these YOUNG men happy here, Kieth?”
“Don't they look happy, Lois?”
“I suppose so, but those YOUNG ones, those two we just
passed—have they—are they—-?
“Are they signed up?” he laughed. “No, but they will be next
“Yes—unless they break down mentally or physically. Of course in
a discipline like ours a lot drop out.”
“But those BOYS. Are they giving up fine chances outside—like you
“Some of them.”
“But Kieth, they don't know what they're doing. They haven't had
any experience of what they're missing.”
“No, I suppose not.”
“It doesn't seem fair. Life has just sort of scared them at first.
Do they all come in so YOUNG?”
“No, some of them have knocked around, led pretty wild
lives—Regan, for instance.”
“I should think that sort would be better,” she said meditatively,
“men that had SEEN life.”
“No,” said Kieth earnestly, “I'm not sure that knocking about
gives a man the sort of experience he can communicate to others. Some
of the broadest men I've known have been absolutely rigid about
themselves. And reformed libertines are a notoriously intolerant
class. Don't you thank so, Lois?”
She nodded, still meditative, and he continued:
“It seems to me that when one weak reason goes to another, it
isn't help they want; it's a sort of companionship in guilt, Lois.
After you were born, when mother began to get nervous she used to go
and weep with a certain Mrs. Comstock. Lord, it used to make me
shiver. She said it comforted her, poor old mother. No, I don't think
that to help others you've got to show yourself at all. Real help
comes from a stronger person whom you respect. And their sympathy is
all the bigger because it's impersonal.”
“But people want human sympathy,” objected Lois. “They want to
feel the other person's been tempted.”
“Lois, in their hearts they want to feel that the other person's
been weak. That's what they mean by human.
“Here in this old monkery, Lois,” he continued with a smile, “they
try to get all that self-pity and pride in our own wills out of us
right at the first. They put us to scrubbing floors—and other things.
It's like that idea of saving your life by losing it. You see we sort
of feel that the less human a man is, in your sense of human, the
better servant he can be to humanity. We carry it out to the end, too.
When one of us dies his family can't even have him then. He's buried
here under plain wooden cross with a thousand others.”
His tone changed suddenly and he looked at her with a great
brightness in his gray eyes.
“But way back in a man's heart there are some things he can't get
rid of—an one of them is that I'm awfully in love with my little
With a sudden impulse she knelt beside him in the grass and,
Leaning over, kissed his forehead.
“You're hard, Kieth,” she said, “and I love you for it—and you're
Back in the reception-room Lois met a half-dozen more of Kieth's
particular friends; there was a young man named Jarvis, rather pale
and delicate-looking, who, she knew, must be a grandson of old Mrs.
Jarvis at home, and she mentally compared this ascetic with a brace of
his riotous uncles.
And there was Regan with a scarred face and piercing intent eyes
that followed her about the room and often rested on Kieth with
something very like worship. She knew then what Kieth had meant
about “a good man to have with you in a fight.”
He's the missionary type—she thought vaguely—China or something.
“I want Kieth's sister to show us what the shimmy is,” demanded
one young man with a broad grin.
“I'm afraid the Father Rector would send me shimmying out the
gate. Besides, I'm not an expert.”
“I'm sure it wouldn't be best for Jimmy's soul anyway,” said Kieth
solemnly. “He's inclined to brood about things like shimmys. They were
just starting to do the—maxixe, wasn't it, Jimmy?—when he became a
monk, and it haunted him his whole first year. You'd see him when he
was peeling potatoes, putting his arm around the bucket and making
irreligious motions with his feet.”
There was a general laugh in which Lois joined.
“An old lady who comes here to Mass sent Kieth this ice-cream,”
whispered Jarvis under cover of the laugh, “because she'd heard you
were coming. It's pretty good, isn't it?”
There were tears trembling in Lois' eyes.
Then half an hour later over in the chapel things suddenly went
all wrong. It was several years since Lois had been at Benediction
and at first she was thrilled by the gleaming monstrance with its
central spot of white, the air rich and heavy with incense, and the
sun shining through the stained-glass window of St. Francis Xavier
overhead and falling in warm red tracery on the cassock of the man in
front of her, but at the first notes of the “O SALUTARIS HOSTIA” a
heavy weight seemed to descend upon her soul. Kieth was on her right
and young Jarvis on her left, and she stole uneasy glance at both of
What's the matter with me? she thought impatiently.
She looked again. Was there a certain coldness in both their
profiles, that she had not noticed before—a pallor about the mouth
and a curious set expression in their eyes? She shivered slightly:
they were like dead men.
She felt her soul recede suddenly from Kieth's. This was her
brother—this, this unnatural person. She caught herself in the act
of a little laugh.
“What is the matter with me?”
She passed her hand over her eyes and the weight increased. The
incense sickened her and a stray, ragged note from one of the tenors
in the choir grated on her ear like the shriek of a slate-pencil. She
fidgeted, and raising her hand to her hair touched her forehead, found
moisture on it.
“It's hot in here, hot as the deuce.”
Again she repressed a faint laugh and, then in an instant the
weight on her heart suddenly diffused into cold fear. . . . It was
that candle on the altar. It was all wrong—wrong. Why didn't somebody
see it? There was something IN it. There was something coming out of
it, taking form and shape above it.
She tried to fight down her rising panic, told herself it was the
wick. If the wick wasn't straight, candles did something—but they
didn't do this! With incalculable rapidity a force was gathering
within her, a tremendous, assimilative force, drawing from every
sense, every corner of her brain, and as it surged up inside her she
felt an enormous terrified repulsion. She drew her arms in close to
her side away from Kieth and Jarvis.
Something in that candle . . . she was leaning forward—in another
moment she felt she would go forward toward it—didn't any one see it?
. . . anyone?
She felt a space beside her and something told her that Jarvis had
gasped and sat down very suddenly . . . then she was kneeling and as
the flaming monstrance slowly left the altar in the hands of the
priest, she heard a great rushing noise in her ears—the crash of the
bells was like hammer-blows . . . and then in a moment that seemed
eternal a great torrent rolled over her heart—there was a shouting
there and a lashing as of waves . . .
. . . She was calling, felt herself calling for Kieth, her lips
mouthing the words that would not come:
“Kieth! Oh, my God! KIETH!”
Suddenly she became aware of a new presence, something external,
in front of her, consummated and expressed in warm red tracery. Then
she knew. It was the window of St. Francis Xavier. Her mind gripped at
it, clung to it finally, and she felt herself calling again endlessly,
Then out of a great stillness came a voice:
“BLESSED BE GOD.”
With a gradual rumble sounded the response rolling heavily through
“Blessed be God.”
The words sang instantly in her heart; the incense lay mystically
and sweetly peaceful upon the air, and THE CANDLE ON THE ALTAR WENT
“Blessed be His Holy Name.”
“Blessed be His Holy Name.”
Everything blurred into a swinging mist. With a sound half-gasp,
half-cry she rocked on her feet and reeled backward into Kieth's
suddenly outstretched arms.
“Lie still, child.”
She closed her eyes again. She was on the grass outside, pillowed
on Kieth's arm, and Regan was dabbing her head with a cold towel.
“I'm all right,” she said quietly.
“I know, but just lie still a minute longer. It was too hot in
there. Jarvis felt it, too.”
She laughed as Regan again touched her gingerly with the towel.
“I'm all right,” she repeated.
But though a warm peace was falling her mind and heart she felt
oddly broken and chastened, as if some one had held her stripped soul
up and laughed.
Half an hour later she walked leaning on Kieth's arm down the long
central path toward the gate.
“It's been such a short afternoon,” he sighed, “and I'm so sorry
you were sick, Lois.”
“Kieth, I'm feeling fine now, really; I wish you wouldn't worry.”
“Poor old child. I didn't realize that Benediction'd be a long
service for you after your hot trip out here and all.”
She laughed cheerfully.
“I guess the truth is I'm not much used to Benediction. Mass is
the limit of my religious exertions.”
She paused and then continued quickly:
“I don't want to shock you, Kieth, but I can't tell you how—how
INCONVENIENT being a Catholic is. It really doesn't seem to apply any
more. As far as morals go, some of the wildest boys I know are
Catholics. And the brightest boys—I mean the ones who think and read
a lot, don't seem to believe in much of anything any more.”
“Tell me about it. The bus won't be here for another half-hour.”
They sat down on a bench by the path.
“For instance, Gerald Carter, he's published a novel. He
absolutely roars when people mention immortality. And then
Howa—well, another man I've known well, lately, who was Phi Beta
Kappa at Harvard says that no intelligent person can believe in
Supernatural Christianity. He says Christ was a great socialist,
though. Am I shocking you?”
She broke off suddenly.
“You can't shock a monk. He's a professional shock-absorber.”
“Well,” she continued, “that's about all. It seems so—so NARROW.
Church schools, for instance. There's more freedom about things that
Catholic people can't see—like birth control.”
Kieth winced, almost imperceptibly, but Lois saw it.
“Oh,” she said quickly, “everybody talks about everything now.”
“It's probably better that way.”
“Oh, yes, much better. Well, that's all, Kieth. I just wanted to
tell you why I'm a little—luke-warm, at present.”
“I'm not shocked, Lois. I understand better than you think. We all
go through those times. But I know it'll come out all right, child.
There's that gift of faith that we have, you and I, that'll carry us
past the bad spots.”
He rose as he spoke and they started again down the path.
“I want you to pray for me sometimes, Lois. I think your prayers
would be about what I need. Because we've come very close in these
few hours, I think.”
Her eyes were suddenly shining.
“Oh we have, we have!” she cried. “I feel closer to you now than
to any one in the world.”
He stopped suddenly and indicated the side of the path.
“We might—just a minute—-”
It was a pietà, a life-size statue of the Blessed Virgin set
within a semicircle of rocks.
Feeling a little self-conscious she dropped on her knees beside
him and made an unsuccessful attempt at prayer.
She was only half through when he rose. He took her arm again.
“I wanted to thank Her for letting as have this day together,” he
Lois felt a sudden lump in her throat and she wanted to say
something that would tell him how much it had meant to her, too. But
she found no words.
“I'll always remember this,” he continued, his voice trembling a
little—-"this summer day with you. It's been just what I expected.
You're just what I expected, Lois.”
“I'm awfully glad, Keith.”
“You see, when you were little they kept sending me snap-shots of
you, first as a baby and then as a child in socks playing on the
beach with a pail and shovel, and then suddenly as a wistful little
girl with wondering, pure eyes—and I used to build dreams about you.
A man has to have something living to cling to. I think, Lois, it was
your little white soul I tried to keep near me—even when life was at
its loudest and every intellectual idea of God seemed the sheerest
mockery, and desire and love and a million things came up to me and
said: 'Look here at me! See, I'm Life. You're turning your back on
it!' All the way through that shadow, Lois, I could always see your
baby soul flitting on ahead of me, very frail and clear and
Lois was crying softly. They had reached the gate and she rested
her elbow on it and dabbed furiously at her eyes.
“And then later, child, when you were sick I knelt all one night
and asked God to spare you for me—for I knew then that I wanted
more; He had taught me to want more. I wanted to know you moved and
breathed in the same world with me. I saw you growing up, that white
innocence of yours changing to a flame and burning to give light to
other weaker souls. And then I wanted some day to take your children
on my knee and hear them call the crabbed old monk Uncle Kieth.”
He seemed to be laughing now as he talked.
“Oh, Lois, Lois, I was asking God for more then. I wanted the
letters you'd write me and the place I'd have at your table. I wanted
an awful lot, Lois, dear.”
“You've got me, Kieth,” she sobbed “you know it, say you know it.
Oh, I'm acting like a baby but I didn't think you'd be this way, and
He took her hand and patted it softly.
“Here's the bus. You'll come again won't you?”
She put her hands on his cheeks, add drawing his head down,
pressed her tear-wet face against his.
“Oh, Kieth, brother, some day I'll tell you something.”
He helped her in, saw her take down her handkerchief and smile
bravely at him, as the driver kicked his whip and the bus rolled off.
Then a thick cloud of dust rose around it and she was gone.
For a few minutes he stood there on the road his hand on the
gate-post, his lips half parted in a smile.
“Lois,” he said aloud in a sort of wonder, “Lois, Lois.”
Later, some probationers passing noticed him kneeling before the
pietà, and coming back after a time found him still there. And he was
there until twilight came down and the courteous trees grew garrulous
overhead and the crickets took up their burden of song in the dusky
The first clerk in the telegraph booth in the Baltimore Station
whistled through his buck teeth at the second clerk:
“See that girl—no, the pretty one with the big black dots on her
veil. Too late—she's gone. You missed somep'n.”
“What about her?”
“Nothing. 'Cept she's damn good-looking. Came in here yesterday
and sent a wire to some guy to meet her somewhere. Then a minute ago
she came in with a telegram all written out and was standin' there
goin' to give it to me when she changed her mind or somep'n and all of
a sudden tore it up.”
The first clerk came around tile counter and picking up the two
pieces of paper from the floor put them together idly. The second
clerk read them over his shoulder and subconsciously counted the
words as he read. There were just thirteen.
“This is in the way of a permanent goodbye. I should suggest
“Tore it up, eh?” said the second clerk.
Dalyrimple Goes Wrong
In the millennium an educational genius will write a book to be
given to every young man on the date of his disillusion. This work
will have the flavor of Montaigne's essays and Samuel Butler's
note-books—and a little of Tolstoi and Marcus Aurelius. It will be
neither cheerful nor pleasant but will contain numerous passages of
striking humor. Since first-class minds never believe anything very
strongly until they've experienced it, its value will be purely
relative . . . all people over thirty will refer to it as
This prelude belongs to the story of a young man who lived, as you
and I do, before the book.
The generation which numbered Bryan Dalyrimple drifted out of
adolescence to a mighty fan-fare of trumpets. Bryan played the star
in an affair which included a Lewis gun and a nine-day romp behind the
retreating German lines, so luck triumphant or sentiment rampant
awarded him a row of medals and on his arrival in the States he was
told that he was second in importance only to General Pershing and
Sergeant York. This was a lot of fun. The governor of his State, a
stray congressman, and a citizens' committee gave him enormous smiles
and “By God, Sirs” on the dock at Hoboken; there were newspaper
reporters and photographers who said “would you mind” and “if you
could just”; and back in his home town there were old ladies, the rims
of whose eyes grew red as they talked to him, and girls who hadn't
remembered him so well since his father's business went blah! in
But when the shouting died he realized that for a month he had
been the house guest of the mayor, that he had only fourteen dollars
in the world and that “the name that will live forever in the annals
and legends of this State” was already living there very quietly and
One morning he lay late in bed and just outside his door he heard
the up-stairs maid talking to the cook. The up-stairs maid said that
Mrs. Hawkins, the mayor's wife, had been trying for a week to hint
Dalyrimple out of the house. He left at eleven o'clock in intolerable
confusion, asking that his trunk be sent to Mrs. Beebe's
Dalyrimple was twenty-three and he had never worked. His father
had given him two years at the State University and passed away about
the time of his son's nine-day romp, leaving behind him some
mid-Victorian furniture and a thin packet of folded paper that turned
out to be grocery bills. Young Dalyrimple had very keen gray eyes, a
mind that delighted the army psychological examiners, a trick of
having read it—whatever it was—some time before, and a cool hand in
a hot situation. But these things did not save him a final, unresigned
sigh when he realized that he had to go to work—right away.
It was early afternoon when he walked into the office of Theron G.
Macy, who owned the largest wholesale grocery house in town. Plump,
prosperous, wearing a pleasant but quite unhumorous smile, Theron G.
Macy greeted him warmly.
“Well—how do, Bryan? What's on your mind?”
To Dalyrimple, straining with his admission, his own words, when
they came, sounded like an Arab beggar's whine for alms.
“Why—this question of a job.” (“This question of a job” seemed
somehow more clothed than just “a job.”)
“A job?” An almost imperceptible breeze blew across Mr. Macy's
“You see, Mr. Macy,” continued Dalyrimple, “I feel I'm wasting
time. I want to get started at something. I had several chances about
a month ago but they all seem to have—gone—-”
“Let's see,” interrupted Mr. Macy. “What were they?”
“Well, just at the first the governor said something about a
vacancy on his staff. I was sort of counting on that for a while, but
I hear he's given it to Allen Gregg, you know, son of G. P. Gregg. He
sort of forgot what he said to me—just talking, I guess.”
“You ought to push those things.”
“Then there was that engineering expedition, but they decided
they'd have to have a man who knew hydraulics, so they couldn't use
me unless I paid my own way.”
“You had just a year at the university?”
“Two. But I didn't take any science or mathematics. Well, the day
the battalion paraded, Mr. Peter Jordan said something about a vacancy
in his store. I went around there to-day and I found he meant a sort
of floor-walker—and then you said something one day”—he paused and
waited for the older man to take him up, but noting only a minute
wince continued—“about a position, so I thought I'd come and see
“There was a position,” confessed Mr. Macy reluctantly, “but since
then we've filled it.” He cleared his throat again. “You've waited
quite a while.”
“Yes, I suppose I did. Everybody told me there was no hurry—and
I'd had these various offers.”
Mr. Macy delivered a paragraph on present-day opportunities which
Dalyrimple's mind completely skipped.
“Have you had any business experience?”
“I worked on a ranch two summers as a rider.”
“Oh, well,” Mr. Macy disparaged this neatly, and then continued:
“What do you think you're worth?”
“I don't know.”
“Well, Bryan, I tell you, I'm willing to strain a point and give
you a chance.”
“Your salary won't be much. You'll start by learning the stock.
Then you'll come in the office for a while. Then you'll go on the
road. When could you begin?”
“How about to-morrow?”
“All right. Report to Mr. Hanson in the stock-room. He'll start
He continued to regard Dalyrimple steadily until the latter,
realizing that the interview was over, rose awkwardly.
“Well, Mr. Macy, I'm certainly much obliged.”
“That's all right. Glad to help you, Bryan.”
After an irresolute moment, Dalyrimple found himself in the hall.
His forehead was covered with perspiration, and the room had not been
“Why the devil did I thank the son of a gun?” he muttered.
Next morning Mr. Hanson informed him coldly of the necessity of
punching the time-clock at seven every morning, and delivered him for
instruction into the hands of a fellow worker, one Charley Moore.
Charley was twenty-six, with that faint musk of weakness hanging
about him that is often mistaken for the scent of evil. It took no
psychological examiner to decide that he had drifted into indulgence
and laziness as casually as he had drifted into life, and was to drift
out. He was pale and his clothes stank of smoke; he enjoyed burlesque
shows, billiards, and Robert Service, and was always looking back upon
his last intrigue or forward to his next one. In his youth his taste
had run to loud ties, but now it seemed to have faded, like his
vitality, and was expressed in pale-lilac four-in-hands and
indeterminate gray collars. Charley was listlessly struggling that
losing struggle against mental, moral, and physical anæmia that takes
place ceaselessly on the lower fringe of the middle classes.
The first morning he stretched himself on a row of cereal cartons
and carefully went over the limitations of the Theron G. Macy Company.
“It's a piker organization. My Gosh! Lookit what they give me. I'm
quittin' in a coupla months. Hell! Me stay with this bunch!”
The Charley Moores are always going to change jobs next month.
They do, once or twice in their careers, after which they sit around
comparing their last job with the present one, to the infinite
disparagement of the latter.
“What do you get?” asked Dalyrimple curiously.
“Me? I get sixty.” This rather defiantly.
“Did you start at sixty?”
“Me? No, I started at thirty-five. He told me he'd put me on the
road after I learned the stock. That's what he tells 'em all.”
“How long've you been here?” asked Dalyrimple with a sinking
“Me? Four years. My last year, too, you bet your boots.”
Dalyrimple rather resented the presence of the store detective as
he resented the time-clock, and he came into contact with him almost
immediately through the rule against smoking. This rule was a thorn in
his side. He was accustomed to his three or four cigarettes in a
morning, and after three days without it he followed Charley Moore by
a circuitous route up a flight of back stairs to a little balcony
where they indulged in peace. But this was not for long. One day in
his second week the detective met him in a nook of the stairs, on his
descent, and told him sternly that next time he'd be reported to Mr.
Macy. Dalyrimple felt like an errant schoolboy.
Unpleasant facts came to his knowledge. There were “cave-
dwellers” in the basement who had worked there for ten or fifteen
years at sixty dollars a month, rolling barrels and carrying boxes
through damp, cement-walled corridors, lost in that echoing
half-darkness between seven and five-thirty and, like himself,
compelled several times a month to work until nine at night.
At the end of a month he stood in line and received forty dollars.
He pawned a cigarette-case and a pair of field-glasses and managed to
live—to eat, sleep, and smoke. It was, however, a narrow scrape; as
the ways and means of economy were a closed book to him and the second
month brought no increase, he voiced his alarm.
“If you've got a drag with old Macy, maybe he'll raise you,” was
Charley's disheartening reply. “But he didn't raise ME till I'd been
here nearly two years.”
“I've got to live,” said Dalyrimple simply. “I could get more pay
as a laborer on the railroad but, Golly, I want to feel I'm where
there's a chance to get ahead.”
Charles shook his head sceptically and Mr. Macy's answer next day
was equally unsatisfactory.
Dalyrimple had gone to the office just before closing time.
“Mr. Macy, I'd like to speak to you.”
“Why—yes.” The unhumorous smile appeared. The voice vas faintly
“I want to speak to you in regard to more salary.”
Mr. Macy nodded.
“Well,” he said doubtfully, “I don't know exactly what you're
doing. I'll speak to Mr. Hanson.”
He knew exactly what Dalyrimple was doing, and Dalyrimple knew he
“I'm in the stock-room—and, sir, while I'm here I'd like to ask
you how much longer I'll have to stay there.”
“Why—I'm not sure exactly. Of course it takes some time to learn
“You told me two months when I started.”
“Yes. Well, I'll speak to Mr. Hanson.”
Dalyrimple paused irresolute.
“Thank you, sir.”
Two days later he again appeared in the office with the result of
a count that had been asked for by Mr. Hesse, the bookkeeper. Mr.
Hesse was engaged and Dalyrimple, waiting, began idly fingering in a
ledger on the stenographer's desk.
Half unconsciously he turned a page—he caught sight of his name
—it was a salary list:
His eyes stopped—
So Tom Everett, Macy's weak-chinned nephew, had started at sixty
—and in three weeks he had been out of the packing-room and into the
So that was it! He was to sit and see man after man pushed over
him: sons, cousins, sons of friends, irrespective of their
capabilities, while HE was cast for a pawn, with “going on the road”
dangled before his eyes—put of with the stock remark: I'll see; I'll
look into it.” At forty, perhaps, he would be a bookkeeper like old
Hesse, tired, listless Hesse with a dull routine for his stint and a
dull background of boarding-house conversation.
This was a moment when a genii should have pressed into his hand
the book for disillusioned young men. But the book has not been
A great protest swelling into revolt surged up in him. Ideas half
forgotten, chaoticly perceived and assimilated, filled his mind. Get
on—that was the rule of life—and that was all. How he did it, didn't
matter—but to be Hesse or Charley Moore.
“I won't!” he cried aloud.
The bookkeeper and the stenographers looked up in surprise.
For a second Dalyrimple stared—then walked up to the desk.
“Here's that data,” he said brusquely. “I can't wait any longer.”
Mr. Hesse's face expressed surprise.
It didn't matter what he did—just so he got out of this rut. In a
dream he stepped from the elevator into the stock-room, and walking to
an unused aisle, sat down on a box, covering his face with his hands.
His brain was whirring with the frightful jar of discovering a
platitude for himself.
“I've got to get out of this,” he said aloud and then repeated,
“I've got to get out”—and he didn't mean only out of Macy's
When he left at five-thirty it was pouring rain, but he struck off
in the opposite direction from his boarding-house, feeling, in the
first cool moisture that oozed soggily through his old suit, an odd
exultation and freshness. He wanted a world that was like walking
through rain, even though he could not see far ahead of him, but fate
had put him in the world of Mr. Macy's fetid storerooms and corridors.
At first merely the overwhelming need of change took him, then
half-plans began to formulate in his imagination.
“I'll go East—to a big city—meet people—bigger people—people
who'll help me. Interesting work somewhere. My God, there MUST be.”
With sickening truth it occurred to him that his facility for
meeting people was limited. Of all places it was here in his own town
that he should be known, was known—famous—before the water of
oblivion had rolled over him.
You had to cut corners, that was all. Pull—relationship—wealthy
For several miles the continued reiteration of this preoccupied
him and then he perceived that the rain had become thicker and more
opaque in the heavy gray of twilight and that the houses were falling
away. The district of full blocks, then of big houses, then of
scattering little ones, passed and great sweeps of misty country
opened out on both sides. It was hard walking here. The sidewalk had
given place to a dirt road, streaked with furious brown rivulets that
splashed and squashed around his shoes.
Cutting corners—the words began to fall apart, forming curious
phrasings—little illuminated pieces of themselves. They resolved
into sentences, each of which had a strangely familiar ring.
Cutting corners meant rejecting the old childhood principles that
success came from faithfulness to duty, that evil was necessarily
punished or virtue necessarily rewarded—that honest poverty was
happier than corrupt riches.
It meant being hard.
This phrase appealed to him and he repeated it over and over. It
had to do somehow with Mr. Macy and Charley Moore—the attitudes, the
methods of each of them.
He stopped and felt his clothes. He was drenched to the skin. He
looked about him and, selecting a place in the fence where a tree
sheltered it, perched himself there.
In my credulous years—he thought—they told me that evil was a
sort of dirty hue, just as definite as a soiled collar, but it seems
to me that evil is only a manner of hard luck, or
heredity-and-environment, or “being found out.” It hides in the
vacillations of dubs like Charley Moore as certainly as it does in
the intolerance of Macy, and if it ever gets much more tangible it
becomes merely an arbitrary label to paste on the unpleasant things in
other people's lives.
In fact—he concluded—it isn't worth worrying over what's evil
and what isn't. Good and evil aren't any standard to me—and they can
be a devil of a bad hindrance when I want something. When I want
something bad enough, common sense tells me to go and take it—and not
And then suddenly Dalyrimple knew what he wanted first. He wanted
fifteen dollars to pay his overdue board bill.
With a furious energy he jumped from the fence, whipped off his
coat, and from its black lining cut with his knife a piece about five
inches square. He made two holes near its edge and then fixed it on
his face, pulling his hat down to hold it in place. It flapped
grotesquely and then dampened and clung clung to his forehead and
Now . . . The twilight had merged to dripping dusk . . . black as
pitch. He began to walk quickly back toward town, not waiting to
remove the mask but watching the road with difficulty through the
jagged eye-holes. He was not conscious of any nervousness . . . the
only tension was caused by a desire to do the thing as soon as
He reached the first sidewalk, continued on until he saw a hedge
far from any lamp-post, and turned in behind it. Within a minute he
heard several series of footsteps—he waited—it was a woman and he
held his breath until she passed . . . and then a man, a laborer. The
next passer, he felt, would be what he wanted . . . the laborer's
footfalls died far up the drenched street . . . other steps grew nears
grew suddenly louder.
Dalyrimple braced himself.
“Put up your hands!”
The man stopped, uttered an absurd little grunt, and thrust pudgy
Dalyrimple went through the waistcoat.
“Now, you shrimp,” he said, setting his hand suggestively to his
own hip pocket, “you run, and stamp—loud! If I hear your feet stop
I'll put a shot after you!”
Then he stood there in sudden uncontrollable laughter as audibly
frightened footsteps scurried away into the night.
After a moment he thrust the roll of bills into his pocket,
snatched of his mask, and running quickly across the street, darted
down an alley.
Yet, however Dalyrimple justified himself intellectually, he had
many bad moments in the weeks immediately following his decision. The
tremendous pressure of sentiment and inherited ambition kept raising
riot with his attitude. He felt morally lonely.
The noon after his first venture he ate in a little lunch-room
with Charley Moore and, watching him unspread the paper, waited for a
remark about the hold-up of the day before. But either the hold-up was
not mentioned or Charley wasn't interested. He turned listlessly to
the sporting sheet, read Doctor Crane's crop of seasoned bromides,
took in an editorial on ambition with his mouth slightly ajar, and
then skipped to Mutt and Jeff.
Poor Charley—with his faint aura of evil and his mind that
refused to focus, playing a lifeless solitaire with cast-off
Yet Charley belonged on the other side of the fence. In him could
be stirred up all the flamings and denunciations of righteousness; he
would weep at a stage heroine's lost virtue, he could become lofty and
contemptuous at the idea of dishonor.
On my side, thought Dalyrimple, there aren't any resting-places; a
man who's a strong criminal is after the weak criminals as well, so
it's all guerilla warfare over here.
What will it all do to me? he thoughts with a persistent
weariness. Will it take the color out of life with the honor? Will it
scatter my courage and dull my mind?—despiritualize me
completely—does it mean eventual barrenness, eventual remorse,
With a great surge of anger, he would fling his mind upon the
barrier—and stand there with the flashing bayonet of his pride.
Other men who broke the laws of justice and charity lied to all the
world. He at any rate would not lie to himself. He was more than
Byronic now: not the spiritual rebel, Don Juan; not the philosophical
rebel, Faust; but a new psychological rebel of his own
century—defying the sentimental a priori forms of his own mind—-
Happiness was what he wanted—a slowly rising scale of
gratifications of the normal appetites—and he had a strong
conviction that the materials, if not the inspiration of happiness,
could be bought with money.
The night came that drew him out upon his second venture, and as
he walked the dark street he felt in himself a great resemblance to a
cat—a certain supple, swinging litheness. His muscles were rippling
smoothly and sleekly under his spare, healthy flesh—he had an absurd
desire to bound along the street, to run dodging among trees, to tarn
“cart-wheels” over soft grass.
It was not crisp, but in the air lay a faint suggestion of
acerbity, inspirational rather than chilling.
“The moon is down—I have not heard the clock!”
He laughed in delight at the line which an early memory had
endowed with a hushed awesome beauty.
He passed a man and then another a quarter of mile afterward.
He was on Philmore Street now and it was very dark. He blessed the
city council for not having put in new lamp-posts as a recent budget
had recommended. Here was the red-brick Sterner residence which marked
the beginning of the avenue; here was the Jordon house, the
Eisenhaurs', the Dents', the Markhams', the Frasers'; the Hawkins',
where he had been a guest; the Willoughbys', the Everett's, colonial
and ornate; the little cottage where lived the Watts old maids between
the imposing fronts of the Macys' and the Krupstadts'; the Craigs—
Ah . . . THERE! He paused, wavered violently—far up the street
was a blot, a man walking, possibly a policeman. After an eternal
second be found himself following the vague, ragged shadow of a
lamp-post across a lawn, running bent very low. Then he was standing
tense, without breath or need of it, in the shadow of his limestone
Interminably he listened—a mile off a cat howled, a hundred yards
away another took up the hymn in a demoniacal snarl, and he felt his
heart dip and swoop, acting as shock-absorber for his mind. There were
other sounds; the faintest fragment of song far away; strident,
gossiping laughter from a back porch diagonally across the alley; and
crickets, crickets singing in the patched, patterned, moonlit grass of
the yard. Within the house there seemed to lie an ominous silence. He
was glad he did not know who lived here.
His slight shiver hardened to steel; the steel softened and his
nerves became pliable as leather; gripping his hands he gratefully
found them supple, and taking out knife and pliers he went to work on
So sure was he that he was unobserved that, from the dining-room
where in a minute he found himself, he leaned out and carefully
pulled the screen up into position, balancing it so it would neither
fall by chance nor be a serious obstacle to a sudden exit.
Then he put the open knife in his coat pocket, took out his
pocket-flash, and tiptoed around the room.
There was nothing here he could use—the dining-room had never
been included in his plans for the town was too small to permit
disposing of silver.
As a matter of fact his plans were of the vaguest. He had found
that with a mind like his, lucrative in intelligence, intuition, and
lightning decision, it was best to have but the skeleton of a
campaign. The machine-gun episode had taught him that. And he was
afraid that a method preconceived would give him two points of view in
a crisis—and two points of view meant wavering.
He stumbled slightly on a chair, held his breath, listened, went
on, found the hall, found the stairs, started up; the seventh stair
creaked at his step, the ninth, the fourteenth. He was counting them
automatically. At the third creak he paused again for over a
minute—and in that minute he felt more alone than he had ever felt
before. Between the lines on patrol, even when alone, he had had
behind him the moral support of half a billion people; now he was
alone, pitted against that same moral pressure—a bandit. He had never
felt this fear, yet he had never felt this exultation.
The stairs came to an end, a doorway approached; he went in and
listened to regular breathing. His feet were economical of steps and
his body swayed sometimes at stretching as he felt over the bureau,
pocketing all articles which held promise—he could not have
enumerated them ten seconds afterward. He felt on a chair for possible
trousers, found soft garments, women's lingerie. The corners of his
mouth smiled mechanically.
Another room . . . the same breathing, enlivened by one ghastly
snort that sent his heart again on its tour of his breast. Round
object—watch; chain; roll of bills; stick-pins; two rings—he
remembered that he had got rings from the other bureau. He started
out winced as a faint glow flashed in front of him, facing him.
God!—it was the glow of his own wrist-watch on his outstretched arm.
Down the stairs. He skipped two crumbing steps but found another.
He was all right now, practically safe; as he neared the bottom he
felt a slight boredom. He reached the dining-room —considered the
silver—again decided against it.
Back in his room at the boarding-house he examined the additions
to his personal property:
Sixty-five dollars in bills.
A platinum ring with three medium diamonds, worth, probably, about
seven hundred dollars. Diamonds were going up.
A cheap gold-plated ring with the initials O. S. and the date
inside—'03—probably a class-ring from school. Worth a few dollars.
A red-cloth case containing a set of false teeth.
A silver watch.
A gold chain worth more than the watch.
An empty ring-box.
A little ivory Chinese god—probably a desk ornament.
A dollar and sixty-two cents an small change.
He put the money under his pillow and the other things in the toe
of an infantry boot, stuffing a stocking in on top of them. Then for
two hours his mind raced like a high-power engine here and there
through his life, past and future, through fear and laughter. With a
vague, inopportune wish that he were married, he fell into a deep
sleep about half past five.
Though the newspaper account of the burglary failed to mention the
false teeth, they worried him considerably. The picture of a human
waking in the cool dawn and groping for them in vain, of a soft,
toothless breakfast, of a strange, hollow, lisping voice calling the
police station, of weary, dispirited visits to the dentist, roused a
great fatherly pity in him.
Trying to ascertain whether they belonged to a man or a woman, he
took them carefully out of the case and held them up near his mouth.
He moved his own jaws experimentally; he measured with his fingers;
but he failed to decide: they might belong either to a large-mouthed
woman or a small-mouthed man.
On a warm impulse he wrapped them in brown paper from the bottom
of his army trunk, and printed FALSE TEETH on the package in clumsy
pencil letters. Then, the next night, he walked down Philmore Street,
and shied the package onto the lawn so that it would be near the door.
Next day the paper announced that the police had a clew—they knew
that the burglar was in town. However, they didn't mention what the
At the end of a month “Burglar Bill of the Silver District was the
nurse-girl's standby for frightening children. Five burglaries were
attributed to him, but though Dalyrimple had only committed three, he
considered that majority had it and appropriated the title to himself.
He had once been seen—“a large bloated creature with the meanest face
you ever laid eyes on.” Mrs. Henry Coleman, awaking at two o'clock at
the beam of an electric torch flashed in her eye, could not have been
expected to recognize Bryan Dalyrimple at whom she had waved flags
last Fourth of July, and whom she had described as “not at all the
daredevil type, do you think?”
When Dalyrimple kept his imagination at white heat he managed to
glorify his own attitude, his emancipation from petty scruples and
remorses—but let him once allow his thought to rove unarmored, great
unexpected horrors and depressions would overtake him. Then for
reassurance he had to go back to think out the whole thing over again.
He found that it was on the whole better to give up considering
himself as a rebel. It was more consoling to think of every one else
as a fool.
His attitude toward Mr. Macy underwent a change. He no longer felt
a dim animosity and inferiority in his presence. As his fourth month
in the store ended he found himself regarding his employer in a manner
that was almost fraternal. He had a vague but very assured conviction
that Mr. Macy's innermost soul would have abetted and approved. He no
longer worried about his future. He had the intention of accumulating
several thousand dollars and then clearing out—going east, back to
France, down to South America. Half a dozen times in the last two
months he had been about to stop work, but a fear of attracting
attention to his being in funds prevented him. So he worked on, no
longer in listlessness, but with contemptuous amusement.
Then with astounding suddenness something happened that changed
his plans and put an end to his burglaries.
Mr. Macy sent for him one afternoon and with a great show of
jovial mystery asked him if he had an engagement that night. If he
hadn't, would he please call on Mr. Alfred J. Fraser at eight o'clock.
Dalyrimple's wonder was mingled with uncertainty. He debated with
himself whether it were not his cue to take the first train out of
town. But an hour's consideration decided him that his fears were
unfounded and at eight o'clock he arrived at the big Fraser house in
Mr. Fraser was commonly supposed to be the biggest political
influence in the city. His brother was Senator Fraser, his son-
in-law was Congressman Demming, and his influence, though not wielded
in such a way as to make him an objectionable boss, was strong
He had a great, huge face, deep-set eyes, and a barn-door of an
upper lip, the melange approaching a worthy climax if a long
During his conversation with Dalyrimple his expression kept
starting toward a smile, reached a cheerful optimism, and then
receded back to imperturbability.
“How do you do, sir?” he laid, holding out his hand. “Sit down. I
suppose you're wondering why I wanted you. Sit down.”
Dalyrimple sat down.
“Mr. Dalyrimple, how old are you?”
“You're young. But that doesn't mean you're foolish. Mr.
Dalyrimple, what I've got to say won't take long. I'm going to make
you a proposition. To begin at the beginning, I've been watching you
ever since last Fourth of July when you made that speech in response
to the loving-cup.”
Dalyrimple murmured disparagingly, but Fraser waved him to
“It was a speech I've remembered. It was a brainy speech, straight
from the shoulder, and it got to everybody in that crowd. I know. I've
watched crowds for years.” He cleared his throat as if tempted to
digress on his knowledge of crowds—then continued. “But, Mr.
Dalyrimple, I've seen too many young men who promised brilliantly go
to pieces, fail through want of steadiness, too many high-power ideas,
and not enough willingness to work. So I waited. I wanted to see what
you'd do. I wanted to see if you'd go to work, and if you'd stick to
what you started.”
Dalyrimple felt a glow settle over him.
“So,” continued Fraser, “when Theron Macy told me you'd started
down at his place, I kept watching you, and I followed your record
through him. The first month I was afraid for awhile. He told me you
were getting restless, too good for your job, hinting around for a
“—-But he said after that you evidently made up your mind to shut
up and stick to it. That's the stuff I like in a young man! That's the
stuff that wins out. And don't think I don't understand. I know how
much harder it was for you after all that silly flattery a lot of old
women had been giving you. I know what a fight it must have been—-”
Dalyrimple's face was burning brightly. It felt young and
“Dalyrimple, you've got brains and you've got the stuff in you—
and that's what I want. I'm going to put you into the State Senate.”
“The State Senate. We want a young man who has got brains, but is
solid and not a loafer. And when I say State Senate I don't stop
there. We're up against it here, Dalyrimple. We've got to get some
young men into politics—you know the old blood that's been running on
the party ticket year in and year out.”
Dalyrimple licked his lips.
“You'll run me for the State Senate?”
“I'll PUT you in the State Senate.”
Mr. Fraser's expression had now reached the point nearest a smile
and Dalyrimple in a happy frivolity felt himself urging it mentally
on—but it stopped, locked, and slid from him. The barn-door and the
jaw were separated by a line strait as a nail. Dalyrimple remembered
with an effort that it was a mouth, and talked to it.
“But I'm through,” he said. “My notoriety's dead. People are fed
up with me.”
“Those things,” answered Mr. Fraser, “are mechanical. Linotype is
a resuscitator of reputations. Wait till you see the HERALD,
beginning next week—that is if you're with us—that is,” and his
voice hardened slightly, “if you haven't got too many ideas yourself
about how things ought to be run.”
“No,” said Dalyrimple, looking him frankly in the eye. “You'll
have to give me a lot of advice at first.”
“Very well. I'll take care of your reputation then. Just keep
yourself on the right side of the fence.”
Dalyrimple started at this repetition of a phrase he had thought
of so much lately. There was a sudden ring at the door-bell.
“That's Macy now,” observed Fraser, rising. “I'll go let him in.
The servants have gone to bed.”
He left Dalyrimple there in a dream. The world was opening up
suddenly—-The State Senate, the United States Senate—so life was
this after all—cutting corners—common sense, that was the rule. No
more foolish risks now unless necessity called—but it was being hard
that counted—Never to let remorse or self- reproach lose him a
night's sleep—let his life be a sword of courage—there was no
payment—all that was drivel—drivel.
He sprang to his feet with clinched hands in a sort of triumph.
“Well, Bryan,” said Mr. Macy stepping through the portières.
The two older men smiled their half-smiles at him.
“Well Bryan,” said Mr. Macy again.
Dalyrimple smiled also.
“How do, Mr. Macy?”
He wondered if some telepathy between them had made this new
appreciation possible—some invisible realization. . . .
Mr. Macy held out his hand.
“I'm glad we're to be associated in this scheme—I've been for you
all along—especially lately. I'm glad we're to be on the same side of
“I want to thank you, sir,” said Dalyrimple simply. He felt a
whimsical moisture gathering back of his eyes.
The Four Fists
At the present time no one I know has the slightest desire to hit
Samuel Meredith; possibly this is because a man over fifty is liable
to be rather severely cracked at the impact of a hostile fist, but,
for my part, I am inclined to think that all his hitable qualities
have quite vanished. But it is certain that at various times in his
life hitable qualities were in his face, as surely as kissable
qualities have ever lurked in a girl's lips.
I'm sure every one has met a man like that, been casually
introduced, even made a friend of him, yet felt he was the sort who
aroused passionate dislike—expressed by some in the involuntary
clinching of fists, and in others by mutterings about “takin' a poke”
and “landin' a swift smash in ee eye.” In the juxtaposition of Samuel
Meredith's features this quality was so strong that it influenced his
What was it? Not the shape, certainly, for he was a pleasant-
looking man from earliest youth: broad-bowed with gray eyes that were
frank and friendly. Yet I've heard him tell a room full of reporters
angling for a “success” story that he'd be ashamed to tell them the
truth that they wouldn't believe it, that it wasn't one story but
four, that the public would not want to read about a man who had been
walloped into prominence.
It all started at Phillips Andover Academy when he was fourteen.
He had been brought up on a diet of caviar and bell-boys' legs in
half the capitals of Europe, and it was pure luck that his mother had
nervous prostration and had to delegate his education to less tender,
less biassed hands.
At Andover he was given a roommate named Gilly Hood. Gilly was
thirteen, undersized, and rather the school pet. From the September
day when Mr. Meredith's valet stowed Samuel's clothing in the best
bureau and asked, on departing, “hif there was hanything helse, Master
Samuel?” Gilly cried out that the faculty had played him false. He
felt like an irate frog in whose bowl has been put goldfish.
“Good gosh!” he complained to his sympathetic contemporaries,
“he's a damn stuck-up Willie. He said, 'Are the crowd here
gentlemen?' and I said, 'No, they're boys,' and he said age didn't
matter, and I said, 'Who said it did?' Let him get fresh with me, the
For three weeks Gilly endured in silence young Samuel's comments
on the clothes and habits of Gilly's personal friends, endured French
phrases in conversation, endured a hundred half-feminine meannesses
that show what a nervous mother can do to a boy, if she keeps close
enough to him—then a storm broke in the aquarium.
Samuel was out. A crowd had gathered to hear Gilly be wrathful
about his roommate's latest sins.
“He said, 'Oh, I don't like the windows open at night,' he said,
'except only a little bit,'“ complained Gilly.
“Don't let him boss you.”
“Boss me? You bet he won't. I open those windows, I guess, but
the darn fool won't take turns shuttin' 'em in the morning.”
“Make him, Gilly, why don't you?”
“I'm going to.” Gilly nodded his head in fierce agreement. “Don't
you worry. He needn't think I'm any ole butler.”
“Le's see you make him.”
At this point the darn fool entered in person and included the
crowd in one of his irritating smiles. Two boys said, “'Lo,
Mer'dith”; the others gave him a chilly glance and went on talking to
Gilly. But Samuel seemed unsatisfied.
“Would you mind not sitting on my bed?” he suggested politely to
two of Gilly's particulars who were perched very much at ease.
“My bed. Can't you understand English?”
This was adding insult to injury. There were several comments on
the bed's sanitary condition and the evidence within it of animal
“S'matter with your old bed?” demanded Gilly truculently.
“The bed's all right, but—-”
Gilly interrupted this sentence by rising and walking up to
Samuel. He paused several inches away and eyed him fiercely.
“You an' your crazy ole bed,” he began. “You an' your crazy—-”
“Go to it, Gilly,” murmured some one.
“Show the darn fool—-”
Samuel returned the gaze coolly.
“Well,” he said finally, “it's my bed—-”
He got no further, for Gilly hauled of and hit him succinctly in
“Show the big bully!”
Just let him touch you—he'll see!”
The group closed in on them and for the first time in his life
Samuel realized the insuperable inconvenience of being passionately
detested. He gazed around helplessly at the glowering, violently
hostile faces. He towered a head taller than his roommate, so if he
hit back he'd be called a bully and have half a dozen more fights on
his hands within five minutes; yet if he didn't he was a coward. For a
moment he stood there facing Gilly's blazing eyes, and then, with a
sudden choking sound, he forced his way through the ring and rushed
from the room.
The month following bracketed the thirty most miserable days of
his life. Every waking moment he was under the lashing tongues of his
contemporaries; his habits and mannerisms became butts for intolerable
witticisms and, of course, the sensitiveness of adolescence was a
further thorn. He considered that he was a natural pariah; that the
unpopularity at school would follow him through life. When he went
home for the Christmas holidays he was so despondent that his father
sent him to a nerve specialist. When he returned to Andover he
arranged to arrive late so that he could be alone in the bus during
the drive from station to school.
Of course when he had learned to keep his mouth shut every one
promptly forgot all about him. The next autumn, with his realization
that consideration for others was the discreet attitude, he made good
use of the clean start given him by the shortness of boyhood memory.
By the beginning of his senior year Samuel Meredith was one of the
best-liked boys of his class—and no one was any stronger for him than
his first friend and constant companion, Gilly Hood.
Samuel became the sort of college student who in the early
nineties drove tandems and coaches and tallyhos between Princeton and
Yale and New York City to show that they appreciated the social
importance of football games. He believed passionately in good
form—his choosing of gloves, his tying of ties, his holding of reins
were imitated by impressionable freshmen. Outside of his own set he
was considered rather a snob, but as his set was THE set, it never
worried him. He played football in the autumn, drank high-balls in the
winter, and rowed in the spring. Samuel despised all those who were
merely sportsmen without being gentlemen or merely gentlemen without
He live in New York and often brought home several of his friends
for the week-end. Those were the days of the horse-car and in case of
a crush it was, of course, the proper thing for any one of Samuel's
set to rise and deliver his seat to a standing lady with a formal bow.
One night in Samuel's junior year he boarded a car with two of his
intimates. There were three vacant seats. When Samuel sat down he
noticed a heavy-eyed laboring man sitting next to him who smelt
objectionably of garlic, sagged slightly against Samuel and, spreading
a little as a tired man will, took up quite too much room.
The car had gone several blocks when it stopped for a quartet of
young girls, and, of course, the three men of the world sprang to
their feet and proffered their seats with due observance of form.
Unfortunately, the laborer, being unacquainted with the code of
neckties and tallyhos, failed to follow their example, and one young
lady was left at an embarrassed stance. Fourteen eyes glared
reproachfully at the barbarian; seven lips curled slightly; but the
object of scorn stared stolidly into the foreground in sturdy
unconsciousness of his despicable conduct. Samuel was the most
violently affected. He was humiliated that any male should so conduct
himself. He spoke aloud.
“There's a lady standing,” he said sternly.
That should have been quite enough, but the object of scorn only
looked up blankly. The standing girl tittered and exchanged nervous
glances with her companions. But Samuel was aroused.
“There's a lady standing,” he repeated, rather raspingly. The man
seemed to comprehend.
“I pay my fare,” he said quietly.
Samuel turned red and his hands clinched, but the conductor was
looking their way, so at a warning nod from his friends he subsided
into sullen gloom.
They reached their destination and left the car, but so did the
laborer, who followed them, swinging his little pail. Seeing his
chance, Samuel no longer resisted his aristocratic inclination. He
turned around and, launching a full-featured, dime-novel sneer, made a
loud remark about the right of the lower animals to ride with human
In a half-second the workman had dropped his pail and let fly at
him. Unprepared, Samuel took the blow neatly on the jaw and sprawled
full length into the cobblestone gutter.
“Don't laugh at me!” cried his assailant. “I been workin' all day.
I'm tired as hell!”
As he spoke the sudden anger died out of his eyes and the mask of
weariness dropped again over his face. He turned and picked up his
pail. Samuel's friends took a quick step in his direction.
“Wait!” Samuel had risen slowly and was motioning back. Some time,
somewhere, he had been struck like that before. Then he
remembered—Gilly Hood. In the silence, as he dusted himself off, the
whole scene in the room at Andover was before his eyes— and he knew
intuitively that he had been wrong again. This man's strength, his
rest, was the protection of his family. He had more use for his seat
in the street-car than any young girl.
“It's all right,” said Samuel gruffly. “Don't touch 'him. I've
been a damn fool.”
Of course it took more than an hour, or a week, for Samuel to
rearrange his ideas on the essential importance of good form. At
first he simply admitted that his wrongness had made him
powerless—as it had made him powerless against Gilly—but eventually
his mistake about the workman influenced his entire attitude.
Snobbishness is, after all, merely good breeding grown dictatorial; so
Samuel's code remained but the necessity of imposing it upon others
had faded out in a certain gutter. Within that year his class had
somehow stopped referring to him as a snob.
After a few years Samuel's university decided that it had shone
long enough in the reflected glory of his neckties, so they declaimed
to him in Latin, charged him ten dollars for the paper which proved
him irretrievably educated, and sent him into the turmoil with much
self-confidence, a few friends, and the proper assortment of harmless
His family had by that time started back to shirt-sleeves, through
a sudden decline in the sugar-market, and it had already unbuttoned
its vest, so to speak, when Samuel went to work. His mind was that
exquisite TABULA RASA that a university education sometimes leaves,
but he had both energy and influence, so he used his former ability as
a dodging half-back in twisting through Wall Street crowds as runner
for a bank.
His diversion was—women. There were half a dozen: two or three
débutantes, an actress (in a minor way), a grass-widow, and one
sentimental little brunette who was married and lived in a little
house in Jersey City.
They had met on a ferry-boat. Samuel was crossing from New York on
business (he bad been working several years by this time) and he
helped her look for a package that she had dropped in the crush.
“Do you come over often?” he inquired casually.
“Just to shop,” she said shyly. She had great brown eyes and the
pathetic kind of little mouth. “I've only been married three months,
and we find it cheaper to live over here.”
“Does he—does your husband like your being alone like this?”
She laughed, a cheery young laugh.
“Oh, dear me, no. We were to meet for dinner but I must have
misunderstood the place. He'll be awfully worried.”
“Well,” said Samuel disapprovingly, “he ought to be. If you'll
allow me I'll see you home.”
She accepted his offer thankfully, so they took the cable-car
together. When they walked up the path to her little house they saw a
light there; her husband had arrived before her.
“He's frightfully jealous,” she announced, laughingly apologetic.
“Very well,” answered Samuel, rather stiffly. “I'd better leave
She thanked him and, waving a good night, he left her.
That would have been quite all if they hadn't met on Fifth Avenue
one morning a week later. She started and blushed and seemed so glad
to see him that they chatted like old friends. She was going to her
dressmaker's, eat lunch alone at Taine's, shop all afternoon, and meet
her husband on the ferry at five. Samuel told her that her husband was
a very lucky man. She blushed again and scurried off.
Samuel whistled all the way back to his office, but about twelve
o'clock he began to see that pathetic, appealing little mouth
everywhere—and those brown eyes. He fidgeted when he looked at the
clock; he thought of the grill down-stairs where he lunched and the
heavy male conversation thereof, and opposed to that picture appeared
another; a little table at Taine's with the brown eyes and the mouth a
few feet away. A few minutes before twelve-thirty he dashed on his hat
and rushed for the cable-car.
She was quite surprised to see him.
“Why—hello,” she said. Samuel could tell that she was just
“I thought we might lunch together. It's so dull eating with a lot
“Why, I suppose there's no harm in it. How could there be!”
It occurred to her that her husband should have taken lunch with
her—but he was generally so hurried at noon. She told Samuel all
about him: he was a little smaller than Samuel, but, oh, MUCH
better-looking. He was a book-keeper and not making a lot of money,
but they were very happy and expected to be rich within three or four
Samuel's grass-widow had been in a quarrelsome mood for three or
four weeks, and through contrast, he took an accentuated pleasure in
this meeting; so fresh was she, and earnest, and faintly adventurous.
Her name was Marjorie.
They made another engagement; in fact, for a month they lunched
together two or three times a week. When she was sure that her
husband would work late Samuel took her over to New Jersey on the
ferry, leaving her always on the tiny front porch, after she had gone
in and lit the gas to use the security of his masculine presence
outside. This grew to be a ceremony—and it annoyed him. Whenever the
comfortable glow fell out through the front windows, that was his
CONGÉ; yet he never suggested coming in and Marjorie didn't invite
Then, when Samuel and Marjorie had reached a stage in which they
sometimes touched each other's arms gently, just to show that they
were very good friends, Marjorie and her husband had one of those
ultrasensitive, supercritical quarrels that couples never indulge in
unless they care a great deal about each other. It started with a cold
mutton-chop or a leak in the gas-jet—and one day Samuel found her in
Taine's, with dark shadows under her brown eyes and a terrifying pout.
By this time Samuel thought he was in love with Marjorie—so he
played up the quarrel for all it was worth. He was her best friend
and patted her hand—and leaned down close to her brown curls while
she whispered in little sobs what her husband had said that morning;
and he was a little more than her best friend when he took her over to
the ferry in a hansom.
“Marjorie,” he said gently, when he left her, as usual, on the
porch, “if at any time you want to call on me, remember that I am
always waiting, always waiting.”
She nodded gravely and put both her hands in his. “I know,” she
said. “I know you're my friend, my best friend.”
Then she ran into the house and he watched there until the gas
For the next week Samuel was in a nervous turmoil. Some
persistently rational strain warned him that at bottom he and
Marjorie had little in common, but in such cases there is usually so
much mud in the water that one can seldom see to the bottom. Every
dream and desire told him that he loved Marjorie, wanted her, had to
The quarrel developed. Marjorie's husband took to staying in New
York until late at night came home several times disagreeably
overstimulated, and made her generally miserable. They must have had
too much pride to talk it out—for Marjorie's husband was, after all,
pretty decent—so it drifted on from one misunderstanding to another.
Marjorie kept coming more and more to Samuel; when a woman can accept
masculine sympathy at is much more satisfactory to her than crying to
another girl. But Marjorie didn't realize how much she had begun to
rely on him, how much he was part of her little cosmos.
One night, instead of turning away when Marjorie went in and lit
the gas, Samuel went in, too, and they sat together on the sofa in
the little parlor. He was very happy. He envied their home, and he
felt that the man who neglected such a possession out of stubborn
pride was a fool and unworthy of his wife. But when he kissed Marjorie
for the first time she cried softly and told him to go. He sailed home
on the wings of desperate excitement, quite resolved to fan this spark
of romance, no matter how big the blaze or who was burned. At the time
he considered that his thoughts were unselfishly of her; in a later
perspective he knew that she had meant no more than the white screen
in a motion picture: it was just Samuel—blind, desirous.
Next day at Taine's, when they met for lunch, Samuel dropped all
pretense and made frank love to her. He had no plans, no definite
intentions, except to kiss her lips again, to hold her in his arms and
feel that she was very little and pathetic and lovable. . . . He took
her home, and this time they kissed until both their hearts beat
high—words and phrases formed on his lips.
And then suddenly there were steps on the porch—a hand tried the
outside door. Marjorie turned dead-white.
“Wait!” she whispered to Samuel, in a frightened voice, but in
angry impatience at the interruption he walked to the front door and
threw it open.
Every one has seen such scenes on the stage—seen them so often
that when they actually happen people behave very much like actors.
Samuel felt that he was playing a part and the lines came quite
naturally: he announced that all had a right to lead their own lives
and looked at Marjorie's husband menacingly, as if daring him to doubt
it. Marjorie's husband spoke of the sanctity of the home, forgetting
that it hadn't seemed very holy to him lately; Samuel continued along
the line of “the right to happiness”; Marjorie's husband mentioned
firearms and the divorce court. Then suddenly he stopped and
scrutinized both of them—Marjorie in pitiful collapse on the sofa,
Samuel haranguing the furniture in a consciously heroic pose.
“Go up-stairs, Marjorie,” he said, in a different tone.
“Stay where you are!” Samuel countered quickly.
Marjorie rose, wavered, and sat down, rose again and moved
hesitatingly toward the stairs.
“Come outside,” said her husband to Samuel. “I want to talk to
Samuel glanced at Marjorie, tried to get some message from her
eyes; then he shut his lips and went out.
There was a bright moon and when Marjorie's husband came down the
steps Samuel could see plainly that he was suffering—but he felt no
pity for him.
They stood and looked at each other, a few feet apart, and the
husband cleared his throat as though it were a bit husky.
“That's my wife,” he said quietly, and then a wild anger surged up
inside him. “Damn you!” he cried—and hit Samuel in the face with all
In that second, as Samuel slumped to the ground, it flashed to him
that he had been hit like that twice before, and simultaneously the
incident altered like a dream—he felt suddenly awake. Mechanically
he sprang to his feet and squared off. The other man was waiting,
fists up, a yard away, but Samuel knew that though physically he had
him by several inches and many pounds, he wouldn't hit him. The
situation had miraculously and entirely changed—a moment before
Samuel had seemed to himself heroic; now he seemed the cad, the
outsider, and Marjorie's husband, silhouetted against the lights of
the little house, the eternal heroic figure, the defender of his home.
There was a pause and then Samuel turned quickly away and went
down the path for the last time.
Of course, after the third blow Samuel put in several weeks at
conscientious introspection. The blow years before at Andover had
landed on his personal unpleasantness; the workman of his college days
had jarred the snobbishness out of his system, and Marjorie's husband
had given a severe jolt to his greedy selfishness. It threw women out
of his ken until a year later, when he met his future wife; for the
only sort of woman worth while seemed to be the one who could be
protected as Marjorie's husband had protected her. Samuel could not
imagine his grass- widow, Mrs. De Ferriac, causing any very righteous
blows on her own account.
His early thirties found him well on his feet. He was associated
with old Peter Carhart, who was in those days a national figure.
Carhart's physique was like a rough model for a statue of Hercules,
and his record was just as solid—a pile made for the pure joy of it,
without cheap extortion or shady scandal. He had been a great friend
of Samuel's father, but he watched the son for six years before taking
him into his own office. Heaven knows how many things he controlled at
that time—mines, railroads, banks, whole cities. Samuel was very
close to him, knew his likes and dislikes, his prejudices, weaknesses
and many strengths.
One day Carhart sent for Samuel and, closing the door of his inner
office, offered him a chair and a cigar.
“Everything 0. K., Samuel?” he asked.
“I've been afraid you're getting a bit stale.”
“Stale?” Samuel was puzzled.
“You've done no work outside the office for nearly ten years?”
“But I've had vacations, in the Adiron—-”
Carhart waved this aside.
“I mean outside work. Seeing the things move that we've always
pulled the strings of here.”
“No ” admitted Samuel; “I haven't.”
“So,” he said abruptly “I'm going to give you an outside job
that'll take about a month.”
Samuel didn't argue. He rather liked the idea and he made up his
mind that, whatever it was, he would put it through just as Carhart
wanted it. That was his employer's greatest hobby, and the men around
him were as dumb under direct orders as infantry subalterns.
“You'll go to San Antonio and see Hamil,” continued Carhart. “He's
got a job on hand and he wants a man to take charge.”
Hamil was in charge of the Carhart interests in the Southwest, a
man who had grown up in the shadow of his employer, and with whom,
though they had never met, Samuel had had much official
“When do I leave?”
“You'd better go to-morrow,” answered Carhart, glancing at the
calendar. “That's the 1st of May. I'll expect your report here on the
1st of June.”
Next morning Samuel left for Chicago, and two days later he was
facing Hamil across a table in the office of the Merchants' Trust in
San Antonio. It didn't take long to get the gist of the thing. It was
a big deal in oil which concerned the buying up of seventeen huge
adjoining ranches. This buying up had to be done in one week, and it
was a pure squeeze. Forces had been set in motion that put the
seventeen owners between the devil and the deep sea, and Samuel's part
was simply to “handle” the matter from a little village near Pueblo.
With tact and efficiency the right man could bring it off without any
friction, for it was merely a question of sitting at the wheel and
keeping a firm hold. Hamil, with an astuteness many times valuable to
his chief, had arranged a situation that would give a much greater
clear gain than any dealing in the open market. Samuel shook hands
with Hamil, arranged to return in two weeks, and left for San Felipe,
It occurred to him, of course, that Carhart was trying him out.
Hamil's report on his handling of this might be a factor in something
big for him, but even without that he would have done his best to put
the thing through. Ten years in New York hadn't made him sentimental
and he was quite accustomed to finish everything he began—and a
little bit more.
All went well at first. There was no enthusiasm, but each one of
the seventeen ranchers concerned knew Samuel's business, knew what he
had behind him, and that they had as little chance of holding out as
flies on a window-pane. Some of them were resigned—some of them cared
like the devil, but they'd talked it over, argued it with lawyers and
couldn't see any possible loophole. Five of the ranches had oil, the
other twelve were part of the chance, but quite as necessary to
Hamil's purpose, in any event.
Samuel soon saw that the real leader was an early settler named
McIntyre, a man of perhaps fifty, gray-haired, clean-shaven, bronzed
by forty New Mexico summers, and with those clear steady eye that
Texas and New Mexico weather are apt to give. His ranch had not as yet
shown oil, but it was in the pool, and if any man hated to lose his
land McIntyre did. Every one had rather looked to him at first to
avert the big calamity, and he had hunted all over the territory for
the legal means with which to do it, but he had failed, and he knew
it. He avoided Samuel assiduously, but Samuel was sure that when the
day came for the signatures he would appear.
It came—a baking May day, with hot wave rising off the parched
land as far as eyes could see, and as Samuel sat stewing in his
little improvised office—a few chairs, a bench, and a wooden
table—he was glad the thing was almost over. He wanted to get back
East the worst way, and join his wife and children for a week at the
The meeting was set for four o'clock, and he was rather surprised
at three-thirty when the door opened and McIntyre came in. Samuel
could not help respecting the man's attitude, and feeling a bit sorry
for him. McIntyre seemed closely related to the prairies, and Samuel
had the little flicker of envy that city people feel toward men who
live in the open.
“Afternoon,” said McIntyre, standing in the open doorway, with his
feet apart and his hands on his hips.
“Hello, Mr. McIntyre.” Samuel rose, but omitted the formality of
offering his hand. He imagined the rancher cordially loathed him, and
he hardly blamed him. McIntyre came in and sat down leisurely.
“You got us,” he said suddenly.
This didn't seem to require any answer.
“When I heard Carhart was back of this,” he continued, “I gave up.”
“Mr. Carhart is—-” began Samuel, but McIntyre waved him silent.
“Don't talk about the dirty sneak-thief!”
“Mr. McIntyre,” said Samuel briskly, “if this half-hour is to be
devoted to that sort of talk—-”
“Oh, dry up, young man,” McIntyre interrupted, “you can't abuse a
man who'd do a thing like this.”
Samuel made no answer.
“It's simply a dirty filch. There just ARE skunks like him too big
“You're being paid liberally,” offered Samuel.
“Shut up!” roared McIntyre suddenly. “I want the privilege of
talking.” He walked to the door and looked out across the land, the
sunny, steaming pasturage that began almost at his feet and ended with
the gray-green of the distant mountains. When he turned around his
mouth was trembling.
“Do you fellows love Wall Street?” he said hoarsely, “or wherever
you do your dirty scheming—-” He paused. “I suppose you do. No
critter gets so low that he doesn't sort of love the place he's
worked, where he's sweated out the best he's had in him.”
Samuel watched him awkwardly. McIntyre wiped his forehead with a
huge blue handkerchief, and continued:
“I reckon this rotten old devil had to have another million. I
reckon we're just a few of the poor he's blotted out to buy a couple
more carriages or something.” He waved his hand toward the door. “I
built a house out there when I was seventeen, with these two hands. I
took a wife there at twenty-one, added two wings, and with four mangy
steers I started out. Forty summers I've saw the sun come up over
those mountains and drop down red as blood in the evening, before the
heat drifted off and the stars came out. I been happy in that house.
My boy was born there and he died there, late one spring, in the
hottest part of an afternoon like this. Then the wife and I lived
there alone like we'd lived before, and sort of tried to have a home,
after all, not a real home but nigh it—cause the boy always seemed
around close, somehow, and we expected a lot of nights to see him
runnin' up the path to supper.” His voice was shaking so he could
hardly speak and he turned again to the door, his gray eyes
“That's my land out there,” he said, stretching out his arm, “my
land, by God—-It's all I got in the world—and ever wanted.” He
dashed his sleeve across his face, and his tone changed as he turned
slowly and faced Samuel. “But I suppose it's got to go when they want
it—it's got to go.”
Samuel had to talk. He felt that in a minute more he would lose
his head. So he began, as level-voiced as he could—in the sort of
tone he saved for disagreeable duties.
“It's business, Mr. McIntyre,” he said. “It's inside the law.
Perhaps we couldn't have bought out two or three of you at any price,
but most of you did have a price. Progress demands some things—-”
Never had he felt so inadequate, and it was with the greatest
relief that he heard hoof-beats a few hundred yards away.
But at his words the grief in McIntyre's eyes had changed to fury.
“You and your dirty gang of crooks!” be cried. “Not one of you has
got an honest love for anything on God's earth! You're a herd of
Samuel rose and McIntyre took a step toward him.
“You long-winded dude. You got our land—take that for Peter
He swung from the shoulder quick as lightning and down went Samuel
in a heap. Dimly he heard steps in the doorway and knew that some one
was holding McIntyre, but there was no need. The rancher had sunk down
in his chair, and dropped his head in his hands.
Samuel's brain was whirring. He realized that the fourth fist had
hit him, and a great flood of emotion cried out that the law that had
inexorably ruled his life was in motion again. In a half-daze he got
up and strode from the room.
The next ten minutes were perhaps the hardest of his life. People
talk of the courage of convictions, but in actual life a man's duty
to his family may make a rigid corpse seem a selfish indulgence of his
own righteousness. Samuel thought mostly of his family, yet he never
really wavered. That jolt had brought him to.
When he came back in the room there were a log of worried faces
waiting for him, but he didn't waste any time explaining.
“Gentlemen,” he said, “Mr. McIntyre has been kind enough to
convince me that in this matter you are absolutely right and the
Peter Carhart interests absolutely wrong. As far as I am concerned
you can keep your ranches to the rest of your days.”
He pushed his way through an astounded gathering, and within a
half-hour he had sent two telegrams that staggered the operator into
complete unfitness for business; one was to Hamil in San Antonio; one
was to Peter Carhart in New York.
Samuel didn't sleep much that night. He knew that for the first
time in his business career he had made a dismal, miserable failure.
But some instinct in him, stronger than will, deeper than training,
had forced him to do what would probably end his ambitions and his
happiness. But it was done and it never occurred to him that he could
have acted otherwise.
Next morning two telegrams were waiting for him. The first was
from Hamil. It contained three words:
“You blamed idiot!”
The second was from New York:
“Deal off come to New York immediately Carhart.”
Within a week things had happened. Hamil quarrelled furiously and
violently defended his scheme. He was summoned to New York and spent a
bad half-hour on the carpet in Peter Carhart's office. He broke with
the Carhart interests in July, and in August Samuel Meredith, at
thirty-five years old, was, to all intents, made Carhart's partner.
The fourth fist had done its work.
I suppose that there's a caddish streak in every man that runs
crosswise across his character and disposition and general outlook.
With some men it's secret and we never know it's there until they
strike us in the dark one night. But Samuel's showed when it was in
action, and the sight of it made people see red. He was rather lucky
in that, because every time his little devil came up it met a
reception that sent it scurrying down below in a sickly, feeble
condition. It was the same devil, the same streak that made him order
Gilly's friends off the bed, that made him go inside Marjorie's house.
If you could run your hand along Samuel Meredith's jaw you'd feel
a lump. He admits he's never been sure which fist left it there, but
he wouldn't lose it for anything. He says there's no cad like an old
cad, and that sometimes just before making a decision, it's a great
help to stroke his chin. The reporters call it a nervous
characteristic, but it's not that. It's so he can feel again the
gorgeous clarity, the lightning sanity of those four fists.