The Fixed Period
by Anthony Trollope
THE FIXED PERIOD
First published anonymously in Blackwood's Magazine in 1882.
CHAPTER I. INTRODUCTION.
It may be doubted whether a brighter, more prosperous, and specially
a more orderly colony than Britannula was ever settled by British
colonists. But it had its period of separation from the mother country,
though never of rebellion,like its elder sister New Zealand. Indeed,
in that respect it simply followed the lead given her by the
Australias, which, when they set up for themselves, did so with the
full co-operation of England. There was, no doubt, a special cause with
us which did not exist in Australia, and which was only, in part,
understood by the British Government when we Britannulists were allowed
to stand by ourselves. The great doctrine of a Fixed Period was
received by them at first with ridicule, and then with dismay; but it
was undoubtedly the strong faith which we of Britannula had in that
doctrine which induced our separation. Nothing could have been more
successful than our efforts to live alone during the thirty years that
we remained our own masters. We repudiated no debt,as have done some
of our neighbours; and no attempts have been made towards
communism,as has been the case with others. We have been laborious,
contented, and prosperous; and if we have been reabsorbed by the mother
country, in accordance with what I cannot but call the pusillanimous
conduct of certain of our elder Britannulists, it has not been from any
failure on the part of the island, but from the opposition with which
the Fixed Period has been regarded.
I think I must begin my story by explaining in moderate language a
few of the manifest advantages which would attend the adoption of the
Fixed Period in all countries. As far as the law went it was adopted in
Britannula. Its adoption was the first thing discussed by our young
Assembly, when we found ourselves alone; and though there were disputes
on the subject, in none of them was opposition made to the system. I
myself, at the age of thirty, had been elected Speaker of that
Parliament. But I was, nevertheless, able to discuss the merits of the
bills in committee, and I did so with some enthusiasm. Thirty years
have passed since, and my period is drawing nigh. But I am still as
energetic as ever, and as assured that the doctrine will ultimately
prevail over the face of the civilised world, though I will acknowledge
that men are not as yet ripe for it.
The Fixed Period has been so far discussed as to make it almost
unnecessary for me to explain its tenets, though its advantages may
require a few words of argument in a world that is at present dead to
its charms. It consists altogether of the abolition of the miseries,
weakness, and fainéant imbecility of old age, by the prearranged
ceasing to live of those who would otherwise become old. Need I explain
to the inhabitants of England, for whom I chiefly write, how extreme
are those sufferings, and how great the costliness of that old age
which is unable in any degree to supply its own wants? Such old age
should not, we Britannulists maintain, be allowed to be. This should be
prevented, in the interests both of the young and of those who do
become old when obliged to linger on after their period of work is
over. Two mistakes have been made by mankind in reference to their own
race,first, in allowing the world to be burdened with the continued
maintenance of those whose cares should have been made to cease, and
whose troubles should be at an end. Does not the Psalmist say the
same?If by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their
strength labour and sorrow. And the second, in requiring those who
remain to live a useless and painful life. Both these errors have come
from an ill-judged and a thoughtless tenderness,a tenderness to the
young in not calling upon them to provide for the decent and
comfortable departure of their progenitors; and a tenderness to the old
lest the man, when uninstructed and unconscious of good and evil,
should be unwilling to leave the world for which he is not fitted. But
such tenderness is no better than unpardonable weakness. Statistics
have told us that the sufficient sustenance of an old man is more
costly than the feeding of a young one,as is also the care,
nourishment, and education of the as yet unprofitable child. Statistics
also have told us that the unprofitable young and the no less
unprofitable old form a third of the population. Let the reader think
of the burden with which the labour of the world is thus saddled. To
these are to be added all who, because of illness cannot work, and
because of idleness will not. How are a people to thrive when so
weighted? And for what good? As for the children, they are clearly
necessary. They have to be nourished in order that they may do good
work as their time shall come. But for whose good are the old and
effete to be maintained amid all these troubles and miseries? Had there
been any one in our Parliament capable of showing that they could
reasonably desire it, the bill would not have been passed. Though to me
the politico-economical view of the subject was always very strong, the
relief to be brought to the aged was the one argument to which no reply
could be given.
It was put forward by some who opposed the movement, that the old
themselves would not like it. I never felt sure of that, nor do I now.
When the colony had become used to the Fixed Period system, the old
would become accustomed as well as the young. It is to be understood
that a euthanasia was to be prepared for them;and how many, as men
now are, does a euthanasia await? And they would depart with the full
respect of all their fellow-citizens. To how many does that lot now
fall? During the last years of their lives they were to be saved from
any of the horrors of poverty. How many now lack the comforts they
cannot earn for themselves? And to them there would be no degraded
feeling that they were the recipients of charity. They would be
prepared for their departure, for the benefit of their country,
surrounded by all the comforts to which, at their time of life, they
would be susceptible, in a college maintained at the public expense;
and each, as he drew nearer to the happy day, would be treated with
still increasing honour. I myself had gone most closely into the
question of expense, and had found that by the use of machinery the
college could almost be made self-supporting. But we should save on an
average £50 for each man and woman who had departed. When our
population should have become a million, presuming that one only in
fifty would have reached the desired age, the sum actually saved to the
colony would amount to £1,000,000 a-year. It would keep us out of debt,
make for us our railways, render all our rivers navigable, construct
our bridges, and leave us shortly the richest people on God's earth!
And this would be effected by a measure doing more good to the aged
than to any other class of the community!
Many arguments were used against us, but were vain and futile in
their conception. In it religion was brought to bear; and in talking of
this the terrible word murder was brought into common use. I remember
startling the House by forbidding any member to use a phrase so
revolting to the majesty of the people. Murder! Did any one who
attempted to deter us by the use of foul language, bethink himself that
murder, to be murder, must be opposed to the law? This thing was to be
done by the law. There can be no other murder. If a murderer be
hanged,in England, I mean, for in Britannula we have no capital
punishment,is that murder? It is not so, only because the law enacts
it. I and a few others did succeed at last in stopping the use of that
word. Then they talked to us of Methuselah, and endeavoured to draw an
argument from the age of the patriarchs. I asked them in committee
whether they were prepared to prove that the 969 years, as spoken of in
Genesis, were the same measure of time as 969 years now, and told them
that if the sanitary arrangements of the world would again permit men
to live as long as the patriarchs, we would gladly change the Fixed
In fact, there was not a word to be said against us except that
which referred to the feelings of the young and old. Feelings are
changeable, I told them at that great and glorious meeting which we had
at Gladstonopolis, and though naturally governed only by instinct,
would be taught at last to comply with reason. I had lately read how
feelings had been allowed in England to stand in the way of the great
work of cremation. A son will not like, you say, to lead his father
into the college. But ought he not to like to do so? and if so, will
not reason teach him to like to do what he ought? I can conceive with
rapture the pride, the honour, the affection with which, when the Fixed
Period had come, I could have led my father into the college, there to
enjoy for twelve months that preparation for euthanasia which no cares
for this world would be allowed to disturb. All the existing ideas of
the grave would be absent. There would be no further struggles to
prolong the time of misery which nature had herself produced. That
temptation to the young to begrudge to the old the costly comforts
which they could not earn would be no longer fostered. It would be a
pride for the young man to feel that his parent's name had been
enrolled to all coming time in the bright books of the college which
was to be established for the Fixed Period. I have a son of my own, and
I have carefully educated him to look forward to the day in which he
shall deposit me there as the proudest of his life. Circumstances, as I
shall relate in this story, have somewhat interfered with him; but he
will, I trust, yet come back to the right way of thinking. That I shall
never spend that last happy year within the walls of the college, is to
me, from a selfish point of view, the saddest part of England's
reassuming our island as a colony.
My readers will perceive that I am an enthusiast. But there are
reforms so great that a man cannot but be enthusiastic when he has
received into his very soul the truth of any human improvement. Alas
me! I shall never live to see carried out the glory of this measure to
which I have devoted the best years of my existence. The college, which
has been built under my auspices as a preparation for the happy
departure, is to be made a Chamber of Commerce. Those aged men who were
awaiting, as I verily believe, in impatience the coming day of their
perfected dignity, have been turned loose in the world, and allowed to
grovel again with mundane thoughts amidst the idleness of years that
are useless. Our bridges, our railways, our Government are not provided
for. Our young men are again becoming torpid beneath the weight imposed
upon them. I was, in truth, wrong to think that so great a reform could
be brought to perfection within the days of the first reformers. A
divine idea has to be made common to men's minds by frequent
ventilation before it will be seen to be fit for humanity. Did not the
first Christians all suffer affliction, poverty, and martyrdom? How
many centuries has it taken in the history of the world to induce it to
denounce the not yet abolished theory of slavery? A throne, a lord, and
a bishop still remain to encumber the earth! What right had I, then, as
the first of the Fixed-Periodists, to hope that I might live to see my
scheme carried out, or that I might be allowed to depart as among the
first glorious recipients of its advantages?
It would appear absurd to say that had there been such a law in
force in England, England would not have prevented its adoption in
Britannula. That is a matter of course. But it has been because the old
men are still alive in England that the young in Britannula are to be
afflicted,the young and the old as well. The Prime Minister in
Downing Street was seventy-two when we were debarred from carrying out
our project, and the Secretary for the Colonies was sixty-nine. Had
they been among us, and had we been allowed to use our wisdom without
interference from effete old age, where would they have been? I wish to
speak with all respect of Sir William Gladstone. When we named our
metropolis after him, we were aware of his good qualities. He has not
the eloquence of his great-grandfather, but he is, they tell us, a safe
man. As to the Minister for the Crown Colonies,of which, alas!
Britannula has again become one,I do not, I own, look upon him as a
great statesman. The present Duke of Hatfield has none of the dash, if
he has more than the prudence, of his grandfather. He was elected to
the present Upper Chamber as a strong anti-Church Liberal, but he never
has had the spirit to be a true reformer. It is now due to the
feelings which fill no doubt the bosoms of these two
anti-Fixed-Period seniors, that the doctrine of the Fixed Period has
for a time been quenched in Britannula. It is sad to think that the
strength and intellect and spirit of manhood should thus be conquered
by that very imbecility which it is their desire to banish from the
Two years since I had become the President of that which we gloried
to call the rising Empire of the South Pacific. And in spite of all
internal opposition, the college of the Fixed Period was already
completed. I then received violent notice from the British Government
that Britannula had ceased to be independent, and had again been
absorbed by the mother country among the Crown Colonies. How that
information was received, and with what weakness on the part of the
Britannulists, I now proceed to tell.
I confess that I for one was not at first prepared to obey. We were
small, but we were independent, and owed no more of submission to Great
Britain than we do to the Salomon Islands or to Otaheite. It was for us
to make our own laws, and we had hitherto made them in conformity with
the institutions, and, I must say, with the prejudices of so-called
civilisation. We had now made a first attempt at progress beyond these
limits, and we were immediately stopped by the fatuous darkness of the
old men whom, had Great Britain known her own interest, she would
already have silenced by a Fixed Period law on her own account. No
greater instance of uncalled-for tyranny is told of in the history of
the world as already written. But my brother Britannulists did not
agree with me that, in the interest of the coming races, it was our
duty rather to die at our posts than yield to the menaces of the Duke
of Hatfield. One British gunboat, they declared, in the harbour of
Gladstonopolis, would reduce usto order. What order? A 250-ton
steam-swiveller could no doubt crush us, and bring our Fixed Period
college in premature ruin about our ears. But, as was said, the captain
of the gunboat would never dare to touch the wire that should commit so
wide a destruction. An Englishman would hesitate to fire a shot that
would send perhaps five thousand of his fellow-creatures to destruction
before their Fixed Period. But even in Britannula fear still remains.
It was decided, I will confess by the common voice of the island, that
we should admit this Governor, and swear fealty again to the British
Crown. Sir Ferdinando Brown was allowed to land, and by the rejoicing
made at the first Government House ball, as I have already learned
since I left the island, it appeared that the Britannulists rejoiced
rather than otherwise at their thraldom.
Two months have passed since that time, and I, being a worn-out old
man, and fitted only for the glory of the college, have nothing left me
but to write this story, so that coming ages may see how noble were our
efforts. But in truth, the difficulties which lay in our way were very
stern. The philosophical truth on which the system is founded was too
strong, too mighty, too divine, to be adopted by man in the immediate
age of its first appearance. But it has appeared; and I perhaps should
be contented and gratified, during the years which I am doomed to
linger through impotent imbecility, to think that I have been the first
reformer of my time, though I shall be doomed to perish without having
enjoyed its fruits.
I must now explain before I begin my story certain details of our
plan, which created much schism among ourselves. In the first place,
what should be the Fixed Period? When a party of us, three or four
hundred in number, first emigrated from New Zealand to Britannula, we
were, almost all of us, young people. We would not consent to measures
in regard to their public debt which the Houses in New Zealand
threatened to take; and as this island had been discovered, and a part
of it cultivated, thither we determined to go. Our resolution was very
popular, not only with certain parties in New Zealand, but also in the
mother country. Others followed us, and we settled ourselves with great
prosperity. But we were essentially a young community. There were not
above ten among us who had then reached any Fixed Period; and not above
twenty others who could be said to be approaching it. There never could
arrive a time or a people when, or among whom, the system could be
tried with so good a hope of success. It was so long before we had been
allowed to stand on our bottom, that the Fixed Period became a matter
of common conversation in Britannula. There were many who looked
forward to it as the creator of a new idea of wealth and comfort; and
it was in those days that the calculation was made as to the rivers and
railways. I think that in England they thought that a few, and but a
few, among us were dreamers of a dream. Had they believed that the
Fixed Period would ever have become law, they would not have permitted
us to be law-makers. I acknowledge that. But when we were once
independent, then again to reduce us to submission by a 250-ton
steam-swiveller was an act of gross tyranny.
What should be the Fixed Period? That was the first question which
demanded an immediate answer. Years were named absurd in their intended
leniency;eighty and even eighty-five! Let us say a hundred, said I,
aloud, turning upon them all the battery of my ridicule. I suggested
sixty; but the term was received with silence. I pointed out that the
few old men now on the island might be exempted, and that even those
above fifty-five might be allowed to drag out their existences if they
were weak enough to select for themselves so degrading a position. This
latter proposition was accepted at once, and the exempt showed no
repugnance even when it was proved to them that they would be left
alone in the community and entitled to no honour, and never allowed
even to enter the pleasant gardens of the college. I think now that
sixty was too early an age, and that sixty-five, to which I gracefully
yielded, is the proper Fixed Period for the human race. Let any man
look among his friends and see whether men of sixty-five are not in the
way of those who are still aspiring to rise in the world. A judge shall
be deaf on the bench when younger men below him can hear with accuracy.
His voice shall have descended to a poor treble, or his eyesight shall
be dim and failing. At any rate, his limbs will have lost all that
robust agility which is needed for the adequate performance of the work
of the world. It is self-evident that at sixty-five a man has done all
that he is fit to do. He should be troubled no longer with labour, and
therefore should be troubled no longer with life. It is all vanity and
vexation of spirit, such a one would say, if still brave, and still
desirous of honour. Lead me into the college, and there let me prepare
myself for that brighter life which will require no mortal strength.
My words did avail with many, and then they demanded that seventy
should be the Fixed Period.
How long we fought over this point need not now be told. But we
decided at last to divide the interval. Sixty-seven and a half was
named by a majority of the Assembly as the Fixed Period. Surely the
colony was determined to grow in truth old before it could go into the
college. But then there came a further dispute. On which side of the
Fixed Period should the year of grace be taken? Our debates even on
this subject were long and animated. It was said that the seclusion
within the college would be tantamount to penal departure, and that the
old men should thus have the last lingering drops of breath allowed
them, without, in the world at large. It was at last decided that men
and women should be brought into the college at sixty-seven, and that
before their sixty-eighth birthday they should have departed. Then the
bells were rung, and the whole community rejoiced, and banquets were
eaten, and the young men and women called each other brother and
sister, and it was felt that a great reform had been inaugurated among
us for the benefit of mankind at large.
Little was thought about it at home in England when the bill was
passed. There was, I suppose, in the estimation of Englishmen, time
enough to think about it. The idea was so strange to them that it was
considered impossible that we should carry it out. They heard of the
bill, no doubt; but I maintain that, as we had been allowed to separate
ourselves and stand alone, it was no more their concern than if it had
been done in Arizona or Idaho, or any of those Western States of
America which have lately formed themselves into a new union. It was
from them, no doubt, that we chiefly expected that sympathy which,
however, we did not receive. The world was clearly not yet alive to the
grand things in store for it. We received, indeed, a violent
remonstrance from the old-fashioned Government at Washington; but in
answer to that we stated that we were prepared to stand and fall by the
new systemthat we expected glory rather than ignominy, and to be
followed by mankind rather than repudiated. We had a lengthened
correspondence also with New Zealand and with Australia; but England at
first did not believe us; and when she was given to understand that we
were in earnest, she brought to bear upon us the one argument that
could have force, and sent to our harbour her 250-ton steam-swiveller.
The 250-ton swiveller, no doubt, was unanswerableunless we were
prepared to die for our system. I was prepared, but I could not carry
the people of my country with me.
I have now given the necessary prelude to the story which I have to
tell. I cannot but think that, in spite of the isolated manners of
Great Britain, readers in that country generally must have become
acquainted with the views of the Fixed-Periodists. It cannot but be
that a scheme with such power to change,and, I may say, to
improve,the manners and habits of mankind, should be known in a
country in which a portion of the inhabitants do, at any rate, read and
write. They boast, indeed, that not a man or a woman in the British
Islands is now ignorant of his letters; but I am informed that the
knowledge seldom approaches to any literary taste. It may be that a
portion of the masses should have been ignorant of what was being done
within the empire of the South Pacific. I have therefore written this
preliminary chapter to explain to them what was the condition of
Britannula in regard to the Fixed Period just twelve months before
England had taken possession of us, and once more made us her own. Sir
Ferdinando Brown now rules us, I must say, not with a rod of iron, but
very much after his own good will. He makes us flowery speeches, and
thinks that they will stand in lieu of independence. He collects his
revenue, and informs us that to be taxed is the highest privilege of an
ornate civilisation. He pointed to the gunboat in the bay when it came,
and called it the divine depository of beneficent power. For a time, no
doubt, British tenderness will prevail. But I shall have wasted my
thoughts, and in vain poured out my eloquence as to the Fixed Period,
if, in the course of years, it does not again spring to the front, and
prove itself to be necessary before man can accomplish all that he is
destined to achieve.
CHAPTER II. GABRIEL CRASWELLER.
I will now begin my tale. It is above thirty years since I commenced
my agitation in Britannula. We were a small people, and had not then
been blessed by separation; but we were, I think, peculiarly
intelligent. We were the very cream, as it were, that had been skimmed
from the milk-pail of the people of a wider colony, themselves gifted
with more than ordinary intelligence. We were the élite of the
selected population of New Zealand. I think I may say that no race so
well informed ever before set itself down to form a new nation. I am
now nearly sixty years old,very nearly fit for the college which,
alas! will never be open for me,and I was nearly thirty when I began
to be in earnest as to the Fixed Period. At that time my dearest friend
and most trusted coadjutor was Gabriel Crasweller. He was ten years my
senior then, and is now therefore fit for deposition in the college
were the college there to receive him. He was one of those who brought
with them merino sheep into the colony. At great labour and expense he
exported from New Zealand a small flock of choice animals, with which
he was successful from the first. He took possession of the lands of
Little Christchurch, five or six miles from Gladstonopolis, and showed
great judgment in the selection. A prettier spot, as it turned out, for
the fattening of both beef and mutton and for the growth of wool, it
would have been impossible to have found. Everything that human nature
wants was there at Little Christchurch. The streams which watered the
land were bright and rapid, and always running. The grasses were
peculiarly rich, and the old English fruit-trees, which we had brought
with us from New Zealand, throve there with an exuberant fertility, of
which the mother country, I am told, knows nothing. He had imported
pheasants' eggs, and salmon-spawn, and young deer, and black-cock and
grouse, and those beautiful little Alderney cows no bigger than
good-sized dogs, which, when milked, give nothing but cream. All these
things throve with him uncommonly, so that it may be declared of him
that his lines had fallen in pleasant places. But he had no son; and
therefore in discussing with him, as I did daily, the question of the
Fixed Period, I promised him that it should be my lot to deposit him in
the sacred college when the day of his withdrawal should have come. He
had been married before we left New Zealand, and was childless when he
made for himself and his wife his homestead at Little Christchurch. But
there, after a few years, a daughter was born to him, and I ought to
have remembered, when I promised to him that last act of friendship,
that it might become the duty of that child's husband to do for him
with filial reverence the loving work which I had undertaken to
Many and most interesting were the conversations held between
Crasweller and myself on the great subject which filled our hearts. He
undoubtedly was sympathetic, and took delight in expatiating on all
those benefits that would come to the world from the race of mankind
which knew nothing of the debility of old age. He saw the beauty of the
theory as well as did I myself, and would speak often of the weakness
of that pretended tenderness which would fear to commence a new
operation in regard to the feelings of the men and women of the old
world. Can any man love another better than I do you? I would say to
him with energy; and yet would I scruple for a moment to deposit you
in the college when the day had come? I should lead you in with that
perfect reverence which it is impossible that the young should feel for
the old when they become feeble and incapable. I doubt now whether he
relished these allusions to his own seclusion. He would run away from
his own individual case, and generalise widely about some future time.
And when the time for voting came, he certainly did vote for
seventy-five. But I took no offence at his vote. Gabriel Crasweller was
almost my dearest friend, and as his girl grew up it was a matter of
regret to me that my only son was not quite old enough to be her
Eva Crasweller was, I think, the most perfect piece I ever beheld of
youthful feminine beauty. I have not yet seen those English beauties of
which so much is said in their own romances, but whom the young men
from New York and San Francisco who make their way to Gladstonopolis do
not seem to admire very much. Eva was perfect in symmetry, in features,
in complexion, and in simplicity of manners. All languages are the same
to her; but that accomplishment has become so common in Britannula that
but little is thought of it. I do not know whether she ravished our
ears most with the old-fashioned piano and the nearly obsolete violin,
or with the modern mousometor, or the more perfect melpomeneon. It was
wonderful to hear the way with which she expressed herself at the
meeting held about the rising buildings of the college when she was
only sixteen. But I think she touched me most with just a roly-poly
pudding which she made with her own fair hands for our dinner one
Sunday at Little Christchurch. And once when I saw her by chance take a
kiss from her lover behind the door, I felt that it was a pity indeed
that a man should ever become old. Perhaps, however, in the eyes of
some her brightest charm lay in the wealth which her father possessed.
His sheep had greatly increased in number; the valleys were filled with
his cattle; and he could always sell his salmon for half-a-crown a
pound and his pheasants for seven-and-sixpence a brace. Everything had
thriven with Crasweller, and everything must belong to Eva as soon as
he should have been led into the college. Eva's mother was now dead,
and no other child had been born. Crasweller had also embarked his
money largely in the wool trade, and had become a sleeping-partner in
the house of Grundle & Grabbe. He was an older man by ten years than
either of his partners, but yet Grundle's eldest son Abraham was older
than Eva when Crasweller lent his money to the firm. It was soon known
who was to be the happiest man in the empire. It was young Abraham, by
whom Eva was kissed behind the door that Sunday when we ate the
roly-poly pudding. Then she came into the room, and, with her eyes
raised to heaven, and with a halo of glory almost round her head as she
poured forth her voice, she touched the mousometor, and gave us the Old
She was a fine girl at all points, and had been quite alive to the
dawn of the Fixed Period system. But at this time, on the memorable
occasion of the eating of that dinner, it first began to strike me that
my friend Crasweller was getting very near his Fixed Period, and it
occurred to me to ask myself questions as to what might be the
daughter's wishes. It was the state of her feelings rather that would
push itself into my mind. Quite lately he had said nothing about
it,nor had she. On that Sunday morning when he and his girl were at
church,for Crasweller had stuck to the old habit of saying his
prayers in a special place on a special day,I had discussed the
matter with young Grundle. Nobody had been into the college as yet.
Three or four had died naturally, but Crasweller was about to be the
first. We were arranging that he should be attended by pleasant
visitors till within the last week or two, and I was making special
allusion to the law which required that he should abandon all control
of his property immediately on his entering the college. I suppose he
would do that, said Grundle, expressing considerable interest by the
tone of his voice.
Oh, certainly, said I; he must do that in accordance with the
law. But he can make his will up to the very moment in which he is
deposited. He had then about twelve months to run. I suppose there was
not a man or woman in the community who was not accurately aware of the
very day of Crasweller's birth. We had already introduced the habit of
tattooing on the backs of the babies the day on which they were born;
and we had succeeded in operating also on many of the children who had
come into the world before the great law. Some there were who would not
submit on behalf of themselves or their children; and we did look
forward to some little confusion in this matter. A register had of
course been commenced, and there were already those who refused to
state their exact ages; but I had been long on the lookout for this,
and had a little book of my own in which were inscribed the periods
of all those who had come to Britannula with us; and since I had first
thought of the Fixed Period I had been very careful to note faithfully
the births as they occurred. The reader will see how important, as time
went on, it would become to have an accurate record, and I already then
feared that there might be some want of fidelity after I myself had
been deposited. But my friend Crasweller was the first on the list, and
there was no doubt in the empire as to the exact day on which he was
born. All Britannula knew that he would be the first, and that he was
to be deposited on the 13th of June 1980. In conversation with my
friend I had frequently alluded to the very day,to the happy day, as
I used to call it before I became acquainted with his actual
feelings,and he never ventured to deny that on that day he would
I have attempted to describe his daughter Eva, and I must say a word
as to the personal qualities of her father. He too was a remarkably
handsome man, and though his hair was beautifully white, had fewer of
the symptoms of age than any old man I had before known. He was tall,
robust, and broad, and there was no beginning even of a stoop about
him. He spoke always clearly and audibly, and he was known for the firm
voice with which he would perform occasionally at some of our decimal
readings. We had fixed our price at a decimal in order that the sum so
raised might be used for the ornamentation of the college. Our
population at Gladstonopolis was so thriving that we found it as easy
to collect ten pennies as one. At these readings Gabriel Crasweller was
the favourite performer, and it had begun to be whispered by some
caitiffs who would willingly disarrange the whole starry system for
their own immediate gratification, that Crasweller should not be
deposited because of the beauty of his voice. And then the difficulty
was somewhat increased by the care and precision with which he attended
to his own business. He was as careful as ever about his flocks, and at
shearing-time would stand all day in the wool-shed to see to the
packing of his wool and the marking of his bales.
It would be a pity, said to me a Britannulist one day,a man
younger than myself,to lock up old Crasweller, and let the business
go into the hands of young Grundle. Young Grundle will never know half
as much about sheep, in spite of his conceit; and Crasweller is a deal
fitter for his work than for living idle in the college till you shall
put an end to him.
There was much in these words which made me very angry. According to
this man's feelings, the whole system was to be made to suit itself to
the peculiarities of one individual constitution. A man who so spoke
could have known nothing of the general beauty of the Fixed Period. And
he had alluded to the manner of depositing in most disrespectful terms.
I had felt it to be essentially necessary so to maintain the dignity of
the ceremony as to make it appear as unlike an execution as possible.
And this depositing of Crasweller was to be the first, and
shouldaccording to my own intentionsbe attended with a peculiar
grace and reverence. I don't know what you call locking up, said I,
angrily. Had Mr Crasweller been about to be dragged to a felon's
prison, you could not have used more opprobrious language; and as to
putting an end to him, you must, I think, be ignorant of the method
proposed for adding honour and glory to the last moments in this world
of those dear friends whose happy lot it will be to be withdrawn from
the world's troubles amidst the love and veneration of their
fellow-subjects. As to the actual mode of transition, there had been
many discussions held by the executive in President Square, and it had
at last been decided that certain veins should be opened while the
departing one should, under the influence of morphine, be gently
entranced within a warm bath. I, as president of the empire, had agreed
to use the lancet in the first two or three cases, thereby intending to
increase the honours conferred. Under these circumstances I did feel
the sting bitterly when he spoke of my putting an end to him. But
you have not, I said, at all realised the feeling of the ceremony. A
few ill-spoken words, such as these you have just uttered, will do us
more harm in the minds of many than all your voting will have done
good. In answer to this he merely repeated his observation that
Crasweller was a very bad specimen to begin with. He has got ten years
of work in him, said my friend, and yet you intend to make away with
him without the slightest compunction.
Make away with him! What an expression to use,and this from the
mouth of one who had been a determined Fixed-Periodist! It angered me
to think that men should be so little reasonable as to draw deductions
as to an entire system from a single instance. Crasweller might in
truth be strong and hearty at the Fixed Period. But that period had
been chosen with reference to the community at large; and what though
he might have to depart a year or two before he was worn out, still he
would do so with everything around him to make him happy, and would
depart before he had ever known the agony of a headache. Looking at the
entire question with the eyes of reason, I could not but tell myself
that a better example of a triumphant beginning to our system could not
have been found. But yet there was in it something unfortunate. Had our
first hero been compelled to abandon his business by old agehad he
become doting over its detailsparsimonious, or extravagant, or even
short-sighted in his speculationspublic feeling, than which nothing
is more ignorant, would have risen in favour of the Fixed Period. How
true is the president's reasoning, the people would have said. Look
at Crasweller; he would have ruined Little Christchurch had he stayed
there much longer. But everything he did seemed to prosper; and it
occurred to me at last that he forced himself into abnormal
sprightliness, with a view of bringing disgrace upon the law of the
Fixed Period. If there were any such feeling, I regard it as certainly
On the day after the dinner at which Eva's pudding was eaten,
Abraham Grundle came to me at the Executive Hall, and said that he had
a few things to discuss with me of importance. Abraham was a
good-looking young man, with black hair and bright eyes, and a
remarkably handsome moustache; and he was one well inclined to
business, in whose hands the firm of Grundle, Grabbe, &Crasweller was
likely to thrive; but I myself had never liked him much. I had thought
him to be a little wanting in that reverence which he owed to his
elders, and to be, moreover, somewhat over-fond of money. It had leaked
out that though he was no doubt attached to Eva Crasweller, he had
thought quite as much of Little Christchurch; and though he could kiss
Eva behind the door, after the ways of young men, still he was more
intent on the fleeces than on her lips. I want to say a word to you,
Mr President, he began, upon a subject that disturbs my conscience
Your conscience? said I.
Yes, Mr President. I believe you're aware that I am engaged to
marry Miss Crasweller?
It may be as well to explain here that my own eldest son, as fine a
boy as ever delighted a mother's eye, was only two years younger than
Eva, and that my wife, Mrs Neverbend, had of late got it into her head
that he was quite old enough to marry the girl. It was in vain that I
told her that all that had been settled while Jack was still at the
didascalion. He had been Colonel of the Curriculum, as they now call
the head boy; but Eva had not then cared for Colonels of Curriculums,
but had thought more of young Grundle's moustache. My wife declared
that all that was altered,that Jack was, in fact, a much more manly
fellow than Abraham with his shiny bit of beard; and that if one could
get at a maiden's heart, we should find that Eva thought so. In answer
to this I bade her hold her tongue, and remember that in Britannula a
promise was always held to be as good as a bond. I suppose a young
woman may change her mind in Britannula as well as elsewhere, said my
wife. I turned all this over in my mind, because the slopes of Little
Christchurch are very alluring, and they would all belong to Eva so
soon. And then it would be well, as I was about to perform for
Crasweller so important a portion of his final ceremony, our close
intimacy should be drawn still nearer by a family connection. I did
think of it; but then it occurred to me that the girl's engagement to
young Grundle was an established fact, and it did not behove me to
sanction the breach of a contract. Oh yes, said I to the young man,
I am aware that there is an understanding to that effect between you
and Eva's father.
And between me and Eva, I can assure you.
Having observed the kiss behind the door on the previous day, I
could not deny the truth of this assertion.
It is quite understood, continued Abraham, and I had always
thought that it was to take place at once, so that Eva might get used
to her new life before her papa was deposited.
To this I merely bowed my head, as though to signify that it was a
matter with which I was not personally concerned. I had taken it for
granted that my old friend would like to see his daughter settled, and
Little Christchurch put into his daughter's hands before he should bid
adieu to his own sublunary affairs, I remarked, when I found that he
We all thought so up at the warehouse, said he,I and father,
and Grabbe, and Postlecott, our chief clerk. Postlecott is the next but
three on the books, and is getting very melancholy. But he is
especially anxious just at present to see how Crasweller bears it.
What has all that to do with Eva's marriage?
I suppose I might marry her. But he hasn't made any will.
What does that matter? There is nobody to interfere with Eva.
But he might go off, Mr Neverbend, whispered Grundle; and where
should I be then? If he was to get across to Auckland, or to Sydney,
and to leave some one to manage the property for him, what could you
do? That's what I want to know. The law says that he shall be deposited
on a certain day.
He will become as nobody in the eye of the law, said I, with all
the authority of a President.
But if he and his daughter have understood each other; and if some
deed be forthcoming by which Little Christchurch shall have been left
to trustees; and if he goes on living at Sydney, let us say, on the fat
of the land,drawing all the income, and leaving the trustees as legal
owners,where should I be then?
In that case, said I, having taken two or three minutes for
consideration,in that case, I presume the property would be
confiscated by law, and would go to his natural heir. Now if his
natural heir be then your wife, it will be just the same as though the
property were yours. Young Grundle shook his head. I don't know what
more you would want. At any rate, there is no more for you to get. I
confess that at that moment the idea of my boy's chance of succeeding
with the heiress did present itself to my mind. According to what my
wife had said, Jack would have jumped at the girl with just what she
stood up in; and had sworn to his mother, when he had been told that
morning about the kiss behind the door, that he would knock that
brute's head off his shoulders before many days were gone by. Looking
at the matter merely on behalf of Jack, it appeared to me that Little
Christchurch would, in that case, be quite safe, let Crasweller be
deposited,or run away to Sydney.
You do not know for certain about the confiscation of the
property, said Abraham.
I've told you as much, Mr Grundle, as it is fit that you should
know, I replied, with severity. For the absolute condition of the law
you must look in the statute-book, and not come to the President of the
Abraham Grundle then departed. I had assumed an angry air, as though
I were offended with him, for troubling me on a matter by referring
simply to an individual. But he had in truth given rise to very serious
and solemn thoughts. Could it be that Crasweller, my own confidential
friendthe man to whom I had trusted the very secrets of my soul on
this important matter,could it be that he should be unwilling to be
deposited when the day had come? Could it be that he should be anxious
to fly from his country and her laws, just as the time had arrived when
those laws might operate upon him for the benefit of that country? I
could not think that he was so vain, so greedy, so selfish, and so
unpatriotic. But this was not all. Should he attempt to fly, could we
prevent his flying? And if he did fly, what step should we take next?
The Government of New South Wales was hostile to us on the very matter
of the Fixed Period, and certainly would not surrender him in obedience
to any law of extradition. And he might leave his property to trustees
who would manage it on his behalf; although, as far as Britannula was
concerned, he would be beyond the reach of law, and regarded even as
being without the pale of life. And if he, the first of the
Fixed-Periodists, were to run away, the fashion of so running would
become common. We should thus be rid of our old men, and our object
would be so far attained. But looking forward, I could see at a glance
that if one or two wealthy members of our community were thus to
escape, it would be almost impossible to carry out the law with
reference to those who should have no such means. But that which vexed
me most was that Gabriel Crasweller should desire to escape,that he
should be anxious to throw over the whole system to preserve the poor
remnant of his life. If he would do so, who could be expected to
abstain? If he should prove false when the moment came, who would prove
true? And he, the first, the very first on our list! Young Grundle had
now left me, and as I sat thinking of it I was for a moment tempted to
abandon the Fixed Period altogether. But as I remained there in silent
meditation, better thoughts came to me. Had I dared to regard myself as
the foremost spirit of my age, and should I thus be turned back by the
human weakness of one poor creature who had not sufficiently collected
the strength of his heart to be able to look death in the face and to
laugh him down. It was a difficultya difficulty the more. It might be
the crushing difficulty which would put an end to the system as far as
my existence was concerned. But I bethought me how many early reformers
had perished in their efforts, and how seldom it had been given to the
first man to scale the walls of prejudice, and force himself into the
citadel of reason. But they had not yielded when things had gone
against them; and though they had not brought their visions down to the
palpable touch of humanity, still they had persevered, and their
efforts had not been altogether lost to the world.
So it shall be with me, said I. Though I may never live to
deposit a human being within that sanctuary, and though I may be doomed
by the foolish prejudice of men to drag out a miserable existence
amidst the sorrows and weakness of old age; though it may never be
given to me to feel the ineffable comforts of a triumphant
deposition,still my name will be handed down to coming ages, and I
shall be spoken of as the first who endeavoured to save grey hairs from
being brought with sorrow to the grave.
I am now writing on board H.M. gunboat John Bright,for the
tyrannical slaves of a modern monarch have taken me in the flesh and
are carrying me off to England, so that, as they say, all that nonsense
of a Fixed Period may die away in Britannula. They think,poor
ignorant fighting men,that such a theory can be made to perish
because one individual shall have been mastered. But no! The idea will
still live, and in ages to come men will prosper and be strong, and
thrive, unpolluted by the greed and cowardice of second childhood,
because John Neverbend was at one time President of Britannula.
It occurred to me then, as I sat meditating over the tidings
conveyed to me by Abraham Grundle, that it would be well that I should
see Crasweller, and talk to him freely on the subject. It had sometimes
been that by my strength I had reinvigorated his halting courage. This
suggestion that he might run away as the day of his deposition drew
nigh,or rather, that others might run away,had been the subject of
some conversation between him and me. How will it be, he had said,
if they mizzle? He had intended to allude to the possible premature
departure of those who were about to be deposited.
Men will never be so weak, I said.
I suppose you'd take all their property?
Every stick of it.
But property is a thing which can be conveyed away.
We should keep a sharp look-out upon themselves. There might be a
writ, you know, ne exeant regno. If we are driven to a pinch,
that will be the last thing to do. But I should be sorry to be driven
to express my fear of human weakness by any general measure of that
kind. It would be tantamount to an accusation of cowardice against the
Crasweller had only shaken his head. But I had understood him to
shake it on the part of the human race generally, and not on his own
CHAPTER III. THE FIRST BREAK-DOWN.
It was now mid-winter, and it wanted just twelve months to that 30th
of June on which, in accordance with all our plans, Crasweller was to
be deposited. A full year would, no doubt, suffice for him to arrange
his worldly affairs, and to see his daughter married; but it would not
more than suffice. He still went about his business with an alacrity
marvellous in one who was so soon about to withdraw himself from the
world. The fleeces for bearing which he was preparing his flocks,
though they might be shorn by him, would never return their prices to
his account. They would do so for his daughter and his son-in-law; but
in these circumstances, it would have been well for him to have left
the flocks to his son-in-law, and to have turned his mind to the
consideration of other matters. There should be a year devoted to that
final year to be passed within the college, so that, by degrees, the
mind may be weaned from the ignoble art of money-making. I had once so
spoken to him; but there he was, as intent as ever, with his mind fixed
on the records of the price of wool as they came back to him from the
English and American markets. It is all for his daughter, I had said
to myself. Had he been blessed with a son, it would have been
otherwise with him. So I got on to my steam-tricycle, and in a few
minutes I was at Little Christchurch. He was coming in after a hard
day's work among the flocks, and seemed to be triumphant and careful at
the same time.
I tell you what it is, Neverbend, said he; we shall have the
fluke over here if we don't look after ourselves.
Have you found symptoms of it?
Well; not exactly among my own sheep; but I know the signs of it so
well. My grasses are peculiarly dry, and my flocks are remarkably well
looked after; but I can see indications of it. Only fancy where we
should all be if fluke showed itself in Britannula! If it once got
ahead we should be no better off than the Australians.
This might be anxiety for his daughter; but it looked strangely like
that personal feeling which would have been expected in him twenty
years ago. Crasweller, said I, do you mind coming into the house,
and having a little chat? and so I got off my tricycle.
I was going to be very busy, he said, showing an unwillingness. I
have fifty young foals in that meadow there; and I like to see that
they get their suppers served to them warm.
Bother the young foals! said I. As if you had not men enough
about the place to see to feeding your stock without troubling
yourself. I have come out from Gladstonopolis, because I want to see
you; and now I am to be sent back in order that you might attend to the
administration of hot mashes! Come into the house. Then I entered in
under the verandah, and he followed. You certainly have got the
best-furnished house in the empire, said I, as I threw myself on to a
double arm-chair, and lighted my cigar in the inner verandah.
Yes, yes, said he; it is pretty comfortable.
He was evidently melancholy, and knew the purpose for which I had
come. I don't suppose any girl in the old country was ever better
provided for than will be Eva. This I said wishing to comfort him, and
at the same time to prepare for what was to be said.
Eva is a good girl,a dear girl. But I am not at all so sure about
that young fellow Abraham Grundle. It's a pity, President, your son had
not been born a few years sooner. At this moment my boy was half a
head taller than young Grundle, and a much better specimen of a
Britannulist. But it is too late now, I suppose, to talk of that. It
seems to me that Jack never even thinks of looking at Eva.
This was a view of the case which certainly was strange to me, and
seemed to indicate that Crasweller was gradually becoming fit for the
college. If he could not see that Jack was madly in love with Eva, he
could see nothing at all. But I had not come out to Little Christchurch
at the present moment to talk to him about the love matters of the two
children. I was intent on something of infinitely greater importance.
Crasweller, said I, you and I have always agreed to the letter on
this great matter of the Fixed Period. He looked into my face with
supplicating, weak eyes, but he said nothing. Your period now will
soon have been reached, and I think it well that we, as dear loving
friends, should learn to discuss the matter closely as it draws nearer.
I do not think that it becomes either of us to be afraid of it.
That's all very well for you, he replied. I am your senior.
Ten years, I believe.
About nine, I think.
This might have come from a mistake of his as to my exact age; and
though I was surprised at the error, I did not notice it on this
occasion. You have no objection to the law as it stands now? I said.
It might have been seventy.
That has all been discussed fully, and you have given your assent.
Look round on the men whom you can remember, and tell me, on how many
of them life has not sat as a burden at seventy years of age?
Men are so different, said he. As far as one can judge of his own
capacities, I was never better able to manage my business than I am at
present. It is more than I can say for that young fellow Grundle, who
is so anxious to step into my shoes.
My dear Crasweller, I rejoined, it was out of the question so to
arrange the law as to vary the term to suit the peculiarities of one
man or another.
But in a change of such terrible severity you should have suited
This was dreadful to me,that he, the first to receive at the hands
of his country the great honour intended for him,that he should have
already allowed his mind to have rebelled against it! If he, who had
once been so keen a supporter of the Fixed Period, now turned round and
opposed it, how could others who should follow be expected to yield
themselves up in a fitting frame of mind? And then I spoke my thoughts
freely to him. Are you afraid of departure? I said,afraid of that
which must come; afraid to meet as a friend that which you must meet so
soon as friend or enemy? I paused; but he sat looking at me without
reply. To fear departure;must it not be the greatest evil of all our
life, if it be necessary? Can God have brought us into the world,
intending us so to leave it that the very act of doing so shall be
regarded by us as a curse so terrible as to neutralise all the
blessings of our existence? Can it be that He who created us should
have intended that we should so regard our dismissal from the world?
The teachers of religion have endeavoured to reconcile us to it, and
have, in their vain zeal, endeavoured to effect it by picturing to our
imaginations a hell-fire into which ninety-nine must fall; while one
shall be allowed to escape to a heaven, which is hardly made more
alluring to us! Is that the way to make a man comfortable at the
prospect of leaving this world? But it is necessary to our dignity as
men that we shall find the mode of doing so. To lie quivering and
quaking on my bed at the expectation of the Black Angel of Death, does
not suit my manhood,which would fear nothing;which does not, and
shall not, stand in awe of aught but my own sins. How best shall we
prepare ourselves for the day which we know cannot be avoided? That is
the question which I have ever been asking myself,which you and I
have asked ourselves, and which I thought we had answered. Let us turn
the inevitable into that which shall in itself be esteemed a glory to
us. Let us teach the world so to look forward with longing eyes, and
not with a faint heart. I had thought to have touched some few, not by
the eloquence of my words, but by the energy of my thoughts; and you,
oh my friend, have ever been he whom it has been my greatest joy to
have had with me as the sharer of my aspirations.
But I am nine years older than you are.
I again passed by the one year added to my age. There was nothing
now in so trifling an error. But you still agree with me as to the
fundamental truth of our doctrine.
I suppose so, said Crasweller.
I suppose so! repeated I. Is that all that can be said for the
philosophy to which we have devoted ourselves, and in which nothing
false can be found?
It won't teach any one to think it better to live than to die while
he is fit to perform all the functions of life. It might be very well
if you could arrange that a man should be deposited as soon as he
becomes absolutely infirm.
Some men are infirm at forty.
Then deposit them, said Crasweller.
Yes; but they will not own that they are infirm. If a man be weak
at that age, he thinks that with advancing years he will resume the
strength of his youth. There must, in fact, be a Fixed Period. We have
discussed that fifty times, and have always arrived at the same
He sat still, silent, unhappy, and confused. I saw that there was
something on his mind to which he hardly dared to give words. Wishing
to encourage him, I went on. After all, you have a full twelve months
yet before the day shall have come.
Two years, he said, doggedly.
Exactly; two years before your departure, but twelve months before
Two years before deposition, said Crasweller.
At this I own I was astonished. Nothing was better known in the
empire than the ages of the two or three first inhabitants to be
deposited. I would have undertaken to declare that not a man or a woman
in Britannula was in doubt as to Mr Crasweller's exact age. It had been
written in the records, and upon the stones belonging to the college.
There was no doubt that within twelve months of the present date he was
due to be detained there as the first inhabitant. And now I was
astounded to hear him claim another year, which could not be allowed
That impudent fellow Grundle has been with me, he continued, and
wishes to make me believe that he can get rid of me in one year. I
have, at any rate, two years left of my out-of-door existence, and I do
not mean to give up a day of it for Grundle or any one else.
It was something to see that he still recognised the law, though he
was so meanly anxious to evade it. There had been some whisperings in
the empire among the elderly men and women of a desire to obtain the
assistance of Great Britain in setting it aside. Peter Grundle, for
instance, Crasweller's senior partner, had been heard to say that
England would not allow a deposited man to be slaughtered. There was
much in that which had angered me. The word slaughter was in itself
peculiarly objectionable to my ears,to me who had undertaken to
perform the first ceremony as an act of grace. And what had England to
do with our laws? It was as though Russia were to turn upon the United
States and declare that their Congress should be put down. What would
avail the loudest voice of Great Britain against the smallest spark of
a law passed by our Assembly?unless, indeed, Great Britain should
condescend to avail herself of her great power, and thus to crush the
free voice of those whom she had already recognised as independent. As
I now write, this is what she has already done, and history will have
to tell the story. But it was especially sad to have to think that
there should be a Britannulist so base, such a coward, such a traitor,
as himself to propose this expedient for adding a few years to his own
But Crasweller did not, as it seemed, intend to avail himself of
these whispers. His mind was intent on devising some falsehood by which
he should obtain for himself just one other year of life, and his
expectant son-in-law purposed to prevent him. I hardly knew as I turned
it all in my mind, which of the two was the more sordid; but I think
that my sympathies were rather in accord with the cowardice of the old
man than with the greed of the young. After all, I had known from the
beginning that the fear of death was a human weakness. To obliterate
that fear from the human heart, and to build up a perfect manhood that
should be liberated from so vile a thraldom, had been one of the chief
objects of my scheme. I had no right to be angry with Crasweller,
because Crasweller, when tried, proved himself to be no stronger than
the world at large. It was a matter to me of infinite regret that it
should be so. He was the very man, the very friend, on whom I had
relied with confidence! But his weakness was only a proof that I myself
had been mistaken. In all that Assembly by which the law had been
passed, consisting chiefly of young men, was there one on whom I could
rest with confidence to carry out the purpose of the law when his own
time should come? Ought I not so to have arranged matters that I myself
should have been the first,to have postponed the use of the college
till such time as I might myself have been deposited? This had occurred
to me often throughout the whole agitation; but then it had occurred
also that none might perhaps follow me, when under such circumstances I
should have departed!
But in my heart I could forgive Crasweller. For Grundle I felt
nothing but personal dislike. He was anxious to hurry on the deposition
of his father-in-law, in order that the entire possession of Little
Christchurch might come into his own hands just one year the earlier!
No doubt he knew the exact age of the man as well as I did, but it was
not for him to have hastened his deposition. And then I could not but
think, even in this moment of public misery, how willing Jack would
have been to have assisted old Crasweller in his little fraud, so that
Eva might have been the reward. My belief is that he would have sworn
against his own father, perjured himself in the very teeth of truth, to
have obtained from Eva that little privilege which I had once seen
I was sitting there silent in Crasweller's verandah as all this
passed through my mind. But before I spoke again I was enabled to see
clearly what duty required of me. Eva and Little Christchurch, with
Jack's feelings and interests, and all my wife's longings, must be laid
on one side, and my whole energy must be devoted to the literal
carrying out of the law. It was a great world's movement that had been
projected, and if it were to fail now, just at its commencement, when
everything had been arranged for the work, when again would there be
hope? It was a matter which required legislative sanction in whatever
country might adopt it. No despot could attempt it, let his power be
ever so confirmed. The whole country would rise against him when
informed, in its ignorance, of the contemplated intention. Nor could it
be effected by any congress of which the large majority were not at any
rate under forty years of age. I had seen enough of human nature to
understand its weakness in this respect. All circumstances had combined
to make it practicable in Britannula, but all these circumstances might
never be combined again. And it seemed to me to depend now entirely on
the power which I might exert in creating courage in the heart of the
poor timid creature who sat before me. I did know that were Britannula
to appeal aloud to England, England, with that desire for interference
which has always characterised her, would interfere. But if the empire
allowed the working of the law to be commenced in silence, then the
Fixed Period might perhaps be regarded as a thing settled. How much,
then, depended on the words which I might use!
Crasweller, I said, my friend, my brother!
I don't know much about that. A man ought not to be so anxious to
kill his brother.
If I could take your place, as God will be my judge, I would do so
with as ready a step as a young man to the arms of his beloved. And if
for myself, why not for my brother?
You do not know, he said. You have not, in truth, been tried.
Would that you could try me!
And we are not all made of such stuff as you. You have talked about
this till you have come to be in love with deposition and departure.
But such is not the natural condition of a man. Look back upon all the
centuries, and you will perceive that life has ever been dear to the
best of men. And you will perceive also that they who have brought
themselves to suicide have encountered the contempt of their
I would not tell him of Cato and Brutus, feeling that I could not
stir him to grandeur of heart by Roman instances. He would have told me
that in those days, as far as the Romans knew,
the Everlasting had not fixed
His canon 'gainst self-slaughter.
I must reach him by other methods than these, if at all. Who can be
more alive than you, I said, to the fact that man, by the fear of
death, is degraded below the level of the brutes?
If so, he is degraded, said Crasweller. It is his condition.
But need he remain so? Is it not for you and me to raise him to a
Not for menot for me, certainly. I own that I am no more than
man. Little Christchurch is so pleasant to me, and Eva's smiles and
happiness; and the lowing of my flocks and the bleating of my sheep are
so gracious in my ears, and it is so sweet to my eyes to see how fairly
I have turned this wilderness into a paradise, that I own that I would
fain stay here a little longer.
But the law, my friend, the law,the law which you yourself have
been so active in creating.
The law allows me two years yet, said he; that look of
stubbornness which I had before observed again spreading itself over
Now this was a lie; an absolute, undoubted, demonstrable lie. And
yet it was a lie which, by its mere telling, might be made available
for its intended purpose. If it were known through the capital that
Crasweller was anxious to obtain a year's grace by means of so foul a
lie, the year's grace would be accorded to him. And then the Fixed
Period would be at an end.
I will tell you what it is, said he, anxious to represent his
wishes to me in another light. Grundle wants to get rid of me.
Grundle, I fear, has truth on his side, said I, determined to show
him that I, at any rate, would not consent to lend myself to the
furtherance of a falsehood.
Grundle wants to get rid of me, he repeated in the same tone. But
he shan't find that I am so easy to deal with. Eva already does not
above half like him. Eva thinks that this depositing plan is
abominable. She says that no good Christians ever thought of it.
A childa sweet childbut still only a child; and brought up by
her mother with all the old prejudices.
I don't know much about that. I never knew a decent woman who
wasn't an Episcopalian. Eva is at any rate a good girl, to endeavour to
save her father; and I'll tell you whatit is not too late yet. As far
as my opinion goes, Jack Neverbend is ten to one a better sort of
fellow than Abraham Grundle. Of course a promise has been made; but
promises are like pie-crusts. Don't you think that Jack Neverbend is
quite old enough to marry a wife, and that he only needs be told to
make up his mind to do it? Little Christchurch would do just as well
for him as for Grundle. If he don't think much of the girl he must
think something of the sheep.
Not think much of the girl! Just at this time Jack was talking to
his mother, morning, noon, and night, about Eva, and threatening young
Grundle with all kinds of schoolboy punishments if he should persevere
in his suit. Only yesterday he had insulted Abraham grossly, and, as I
had reason to suspect, had been more than once out to Christchurch on
some clandestine object, as to which it was necessary, he thought, to
keep old Crasweller in the dark. And then to be told in this manner
that Jack didn't think much of Eva, and should be encouraged in
preference to look after the sheep! He would have sacrificed every
sheep on the place for the sake of half an hour with Eva alone in the
woods. But he was afraid of Crasweller, whom he knew to have sanctioned
an engagement with Abraham Grundle.
I don't think that we need bring Jack and his love into this
dispute, said I.
Only that it isn't too late, you know. Do you think that Jack could
be brought to lend an ear to it?
Perish Jack! perish Eva! perish Jack's mother, before I would allow
myself to be bribed in this manner, to abandon the great object of all
my life! This was evidently Crasweller's purpose. He was endeavouring
to tempt me with his flocks and herds. The temptation, had he known it,
would have been with Eva,with Eva and the genuine, downright, honest
love of my gallant boy. I knew, too, that at home I should not dare to
tell my wife that the offer had been made to me and had been refused.
My wife could not understand,Crasweller could not understand,how
strong may be the passion founded on the conviction of a life. And
honesty, simple honesty, would forbid it. For me to strike a bargain
with one already destined for deposition,that he should be withdrawn
from his glorious, his almost immortal state, on the payment of a bribe
to me and my family! I had called this man my friend and brother, but
how little had the man known me! Could I have saved all Gladstonopolis
from imminent flames by yielding an inch in my convictions, I would not
have done so in my then frame of mind; and yet this man,my friend and
brother,had supposed that I could be bought to change my purpose by
the pretty slopes and fat flocks of Little Christchurch!
Crasweller, said I, let us keep these two things separate; or
rather, in discussing the momentous question of the Fixed Period, let
us forget the loves of a boy and a girl.
But the sheep, and the oxen, and the pastures! I can still make my
The sheep, and the oxen, and the pastures must also be forgotten.
They can have nothing to do with the settlement of this matter. My boy
is dear to me, and Eva is dear also, but not to save even their young
lives could I consent to a falsehood in this matter.
Falsehood! There is no falsehood intended.
Then there need be no bargain as to Eva, and no need for discussing
the flocks and herds on this occasion. Crasweller, you are sixty-six
now, and will be sixty-seven this time next year. Then the period of
your deposition will have arrived, and in the year following,two
years hence, mind,the Fixed Period of your departure will have come.
Is not such the truth?
No; you put it all on a year too far. I was never more than nine
years older than you. I remember it all as well as though it were
yesterday when we first agreed to come away from New Zealand. When will
you have to be deposited?
In 1989, I said carefully. My Fixed Period is 1990.
Exactly; and mine is nine years earlier. It always was nine years
It was all manifestly untrue. He knew it to be untrue. For the sake
of one poor year he was imploring my assent to a base falsehood, and
was endeavouring to add strength to his prayer by a bribe. How could I
talk to a man who would so far descend from the dignity of manhood? The
law was there to support me, and the definition of the law was in this
instance supported by ample evidence. I need only go before the
executive of which I myself was the chief, desire that the established
documents should be searched, and demand the body of Gabriel Crasweller
to be deposited in accordance with the law as enacted. But there was no
one else to whom I could leave the performance of this invidious task,
as a matter of course. There were aldermen in Gladstonopolis and
magistrates in the country whose duty it would no doubt be to see that
the law was carried out. Arrangements to this effect had been
studiously made by myself. Such arrangements would no doubt be carried
out when the working of the Fixed Period had become a thing
established. But I had long foreseen that the first deposition should
be effected with some éclat of voluntary glory. It would be very
detrimental to the cause to see my special friend Crasweller hauled
away to the college by constables through the streets of
Gladstonopolis, protesting that he was forced to his doom twelve months
before the appointed time. Crasweller was a popular man in Britannula,
and the people around would not be so conversant with the fact as was
I, nor would they have the same reasons to be anxious that the law
should be accurately followed. And yet how much depended upon the
accuracy of following the law! A willing obedience was especially
desired in the first instance, and a willing obedience I had expected
from my friend Crasweller.
Crasweller, I said, addressing him with great solemnity; it is
It isit is; I say it is.
It is not so. The books that have been printed and sworn to, which
have had your own assent with that of others, are all against you.
It was a mistake. I have got a letter from my old aunt in
Hampshire, written to my mother when I was born, which proves the
I remember the letter well, I said,for we had all gone through
such documents in performing the important task of settling the Period.
You were born in New South Wales, and the old lady in England did not
write till the following year.
Who says so? How can you prove it? She wasn't at all the woman to
let a year go by before she congratulated her sister.
We have your own signature affirming the date.
How was I to know when I was born? All that goes for nothing.
And unfortunately, said I, as though clenching the matter, the
Bible exists in which your father entered the date with his usual
exemplary accuracy. Then he was silent for a moment as though having
no further evidence to offer. Crasweller, said I, are you not man
enough to do this thing in a straightforward, manly manner?
One year! he exclaimed. I only ask for one year. I do think that,
as the first victim, I have a right to expect that one year should be
granted me. Then Jack Neverbend shall have Little Christchurch, and the
sheep, and the cattle, and Eva also, as his own for ever and ever,or
at any rate till he too shall be led away to execution!
A victim; and execution! What language in which to speak of the
great system! For myself I was determined that though I would be gentle
with him I would not yield an inch. The law at any rate was with me,
and I did not think as yet that Crasweller would lend himself to those
who spoke of inviting the interference of England. The law was on my
side, and so must still be all those who in the Assembly had voted for
the Fixed Period. There had been enthusiasm then, and the different
clauses had been carried by large majorities. A dozen different clauses
had been carried, each referring to various branches of the question.
Not only had the period been fixed, but money had been voted for the
college; and the mode of life at the college had been settled; the very
amusements of the old men had been sanctioned; and last, but not least,
the very manner of departure had been fixed. There was the college now,
a graceful building surrounded by growing shrubs and broad pleasant
walks for the old men, endowed with a kitchen in which their taste
should be consulted, and with a chapel for such of those who would
require to pray in public; and all this would be made a laughing-stock
to Britannula, if this old man Crasweller declined to enter the gates.
It must be done, I said in a tone of firm decision.
No! he exclaimed.
Crasweller, it must be done. The law demands it.
No, no; not by me. You and young Grundle together are in a
conspiracy to get rid of me. I am not going to be shut up a whole year
before my time.
With that he stalked into the inner house, leaving me alone on the
verandah. I had nothing for it but to turn on the electric lamp of my
tricycle and steam back to Government House at Gladstonopolis with a
CHAPTER IV. JACK NEVERBEND.
Six months passed away, which, I must own to me was a period of
great doubt and unhappiness, though it was relieved by certain moments
of triumph. Of course, as the time drew nearer, the question of
Crasweller's deposition became generally discussed by the public of
Gladstonopolis. And so also did the loves of Abraham Grundle and Eva
Crasweller. There were Evaites and Abrahamites in the community;
for though the match had not yet been altogether broken, it was known
that the two young people differed altogether on the question of the
old man's deposition. It was said by the defendents of Grundle, who
were to be found for the most part among the young men and young women,
that Abraham was simply anxious to carry out the laws of his country.
It happened that, during this period, he was elected to a vacant seat
in the Assembly, so that, when the matter came on for discussion there,
he was able to explain publicly his motives; and it must be owned that
he did so with good words and with a certain amount of youthful
eloquence. As for Eva, she was simply intent on preserving the lees of
her father's life, and had been heard to express an opinion that the
college was all humbug, and that people ought to be allowed to live
as long as it pleased God to let them. Of course she had with her the
elderly ladies of the community, and among them my own wife as the
foremost. Mrs Neverbend had never made herself prominent before in any
public question; but on this she seemed to entertain a very warm
opinion. Whether this arose entirely from her desire to promote Jack's
welfare, or from a reflection that her own period of deposition was
gradually becoming nearer, I never could quite make up my mind. She
had, at any rate, ten years to run, and I never heard from her any
expressed fear of,departure. She was,and is,a brave, good woman,
attached to her household duties, anxious for her husband's comfort,
but beyond measure solicitous for all good things to befall that
scapegrace Jack Neverbend, for whom she thinks that nothing is
sufficiently rich or sufficiently grand. Jack is a handsome boy, I
grant, but that is about all that can be said of him; and in this
matter he has been diametrically opposed to his father from first to
It will be seen that, in such circumstances, none of these moments
of triumph to which I have alluded can have come to me within my own
home. There Mrs Neverbend and Jack, and after a while Eva, sat together
in perpetual council against me. When these meetings first began, Eva
still acknowledged herself to be the promised bride of Abraham Grundle.
There were her own vows, and her parent's assent, and something perhaps
of remaining love. But presently she whispered to my wife that she
could not but feel horror for the man who was anxious to murder her
father; and by-and-by she began to own that she thought Jack a fine
fellow. We had a wonderful cricket club in Gladstonopolis, and
Britannula had challenged the English cricketers to come and play on
the Little Christchurch ground, which they declared to be the only
cricket ground as yet prepared on the face of the earth which had all
the accomplishments possible for the due prosecution of the game. Now
Jack, though very young, was captain of the club, and devoted much more
of his time to that occupation than to his more legitimate business as
a merchant. Eva, who had not hitherto paid much attention to cricket,
became on a sudden passionately devoted to it; whereas Abraham Grundle,
with a steadiness beyond his years, gave himself up more than ever to
the business of the Assembly, and expressed some contempt for the game,
though he was no mean player.
It had become necessary during this period to bring forward in the
Assembly the whole question of the Fixed Period, as it was felt that,
in the present state of public opinion, it would not be expedient to
carry out the established law without the increased sanction which
would be given to it by a further vote in the House. Public opinion
would have forbidden us to deposit Crasweller without some such further
authority. Therefore it was deemed necessary that a question should be
asked, in which Crasweller's name was not mentioned, but which might
lead to some general debate. Young Grundle demanded one morning whether
it was the intention of the Government to see that the different
clauses as to the new law respecting depositions were at once carried
out. The House is aware, I believe, he said, that the first
operation will soon be needed. I may as well state here that this was
repeated to Eva, and that she pretended to take huff at such a question
from her lover. It was most indecent, she said; and she, after such
words, must drop him for ever. It was not for some months after that,
that she allowed Jack's name to be mentioned with her own; but I was
aware that it was partly settled between her and Jack and Mrs
Neverbend. Grundle declared his intention of proceeding against old
Crasweller in reference to the breach of contract, according to the
laws of Britannula; but that Jack's party disregarded altogether. In
telling this, however, I am advancing a little beyond the point in my
story to which I have as yet carried my reader.
Then there arose a debate upon the whole principle of the measure,
which was carried on with great warmth. I, as President, of course took
no part in it; but, in accordance with our constitution, I heard it all
from the chair which I usually occupied at the Speaker's right hand.
The arguments on which the greatest stress was laid tended to show that
the Fixed Period had been carried chiefly with a view to relieving the
miseries of the old. And it was conclusively shown that, in a very
great majority of cases, life beyond sixty-eight was all vanity and
vexation of spirit. That other argument as to the costliness of old men
to the state was for the present dropped. Had you listened to young
Grundle, insisting with all the vehemence of youth on the absolute
wretchedness to which the aged had been condemned by the absence of any
such law,had you heard the miseries of rheumatism, gout, stone, and
general debility pictured in the eloquent words of
five-and-twenty,you would have felt that all who could lend
themselves to perpetuate such a state of things must be guilty of
fiendish cruelty. He really rose to a great height of parliamentary
excellence, and altogether carried with him the younger, and luckily
the greater, part of the House. There was really nothing to be said on
the other side, except a repetition of the prejudices of the Old World.
But, alas! so strong are the weaknesses of the world, that prejudice
can always vanquish truth by the mere strength of its battalions. Not
till it had been proved and re-proved ten times over, was it understood
that the sun could not have stood still upon Gideon. Crasweller, who
was a member, and who took his seat during these debates without
venturing to speak, merely whispered to his neighbour that the
heartless greedy fellow was unwilling to wait for the wools of Little
Three divisions were made on the debate, and thrice did the
Fixed-Periodists beat the old party by a majority of fifteen in a House
consisting of eighty-five members. So strong was the feeling in the
empire, that only two members were absent, and the number remained the
same during the whole week of the debate. This, I did think, was a
triumph; and I felt that the old country, which had really nothing on
earth to do with the matter, could not interfere with an opinion
expressed so strongly. My heart throbbed with pleasureable emotion as I
heard that old age, which I was myself approaching, depicted in terms
which made its impotence truly conspicuous,till I felt that, had it
been proposed to deposit all of us who had reached the age of
fifty-eight, I really think that I should joyfully have given my assent
to such a measure, and have walked off at once and deposited myself in
But it was only at such moments that I was allowed to experience
this feeling of triumph. I was encountered not only in my own house but
in society generally, and on the very streets of Gladstonopolis, by the
expression of an opinion that Crasweller would not be made to retire to
the college at his Fixed Period. What on earth is there to hinder it?
I said once to my old friend Ruggles. Ruggles was now somewhat over
sixty, and was an agent in the town for country wool-growers. He took
no part in politics; and though he had never agreed to the principle of
the Fixed Period, had not interested himself in opposition to it. He
was a man whom I regarded as indifferent to length of life, but one who
would, upon the whole, rather face such lot as Nature might intend for
him, than seek to improve it by any new reform.
Eva Crasweller will hinder it, said Ruggles.
Eva is a mere child. Do you suppose that her opinion will be
allowed to interrupt the laws of the whole community, and oppose the
progress of civilisation?
Her feelings will, said Ruggles. Who's to stand a daughter
interceding for the life of her father?
One man cannot, but eighty-five can do so.
The eighty-five will be to the community just what the one would be
to the eighty-five. I am not saying anything about your law. I am not
expressing an opinion whether it would be good or bad. I should like to
live out my own time, though I acknowledge that you Assembly men have
on your shoulders the responsibility of deciding whether I shall do so
or not. You could lead me away and deposit me without any trouble,
because I am not popular. But the people are beginning to talk about
Eva Crasweller and Abraham Grundle, and I tell you that all the
volunteers you have in Britannula will not suffice to take the old man
to the college, and to keep him there till you have polished him off.
He would be deposited again at Little Christchurch in triumph, and the
college would be left a wreck behind him.
This view of the case was peculiarly distressing to me. As the chief
magistrate of the community, nothing is so abhorrent to me as
rebellion. Of a populace that are not law-abiding, nothing but evil can
be predicted; whereas a people who will obey the laws cannot but be
prosperous. It grieved me greatly to be told that the inhabitants of
Gladstonopolis would rise in tumult and destroy the college merely to
favour the views of a pretty girl. Was there any honour, or worse
again, could there be any utility, in being the President of a republic
in which such things could happen? I left my friend Ruggles in the
street, and passed on to the executive hall in a very painful frame of
When there, tidings reached me of a much sadder nature. At the very
moment at which I had been talking with Ruggles in the street on the
subject, a meeting had been held in the market-place with the express
purpose of putting down the Fixed Period; and who had been the chief
orator on the occasion but Jack Neverbend! My own son had taken upon
himself this new work of public speechifying in direct opposition to
his own father! And I had reason to believe that he was instigated to
do so by my own wife! Your son, sir, has been addressing the multitude
about the Fixed Period, and they say that it has been quite beautiful
to hear him. It was thus that the matter was told me by one of the
clerks in my office, and I own that I did receive some slight pleasure
at finding that Jack could do something beyond cricket. But it became
immediately necessary to take steps to stop the evil, and I was the
more bound to do so because the only delinquent named to me was my own
If it be so, I said aloud in the office, Jack Neverbend shall
sleep this night in prison. But it did not occur to me at the moment
that it would be necessary I should have formal evidence that Jack was
conspiring against the laws before I could send him to jail. I had no
more power over him in that respect than on any one else. Had I
declared that he should be sent to bed without his supper, I should
have expressed myself better both as a father and a magistrate.
I went home, and on entering the house the first person that I saw
was Eva. Now, as this matter went on, I became full of wrath with my
son, and with my wife, and with poor old Crasweller; but I never could
bring myself to be angry with Eva. There was a coaxing, sweet, feminine
way with her which overcame all opposition. And I had already begun to
regard her as my daughter-in-law, and to love her dearly in that
position, although there were moments in which Jack's impudence and new
spirit of opposition almost tempted me to disinherit him.
Eva, I said, what is this that I hear of a public meeting in the
Oh, Mr Neverbend, she said, taking me by the arm, there are only
a few boys who are talking about papa. Through all the noises and
tumults of these times there was an evident determination to speak of
Jack as a boy. Everything that he did and all that he said were merely
the efflux of his high spirits as a schoolboy. Eva always spoke of him
as a kind of younger brother. And yet I soon found that the one
opponent whom I had most to fear in Britannula was my own son.
But why, I asked, should these foolish boys discuss the serious
question respecting your dear father in the public street?
They don't want to have himdeposited, she said, almost sobbing
as she spoke.
But, my dear, I began, determined to teach her the whole theory of
the Fixed Period with all its advantages from first to last.
But she interrupted me at once. Oh, Mr Neverbend, I know what a
good thing it isto talk about. I have no doubt the world will be a
great deal the better for it. And if all the papas had been deposited
for the last five hundred years, I don't suppose that I should care so
much about it. But to be the first that ever it happened to in all the
world! Why should papa be the first? You ought to begin with some weak,
crotchety, poor old cripple, who would be a great deal better out of
the way. But papa is in excellent health, and has all his wits about
him a great deal better than Mr Grundle. He manages everything at
Little Christchurch, and manages it very well.
But, my dear I was going to explain to her that in a question of
such enormous public interest as this of the Fixed Period it was
impossible to consider the merits of individual cases. But she
interrupted me again before I could get out a word.
Oh, Mr Neverbend, they'll never be able to do it, and I'm afraid
that then you'll be vexed.
My dear, if the law be
Oh yes, the law is a very beautiful thing; but what's the good of
laws if they cannot be carried out? There's Jack there;of course he
is only a boy, but he swears that all the executive, and all the
Assembly, and all the volunteers in Britannula, shan't lead my papa
into that beastly college.
Beastly! My dear, you cannot have seen the college. It is perfectly
That's only what Jack says. It's Jack that calls it beastly. Of
course he's not much of a man as yet, but he is your own son. And I do
think, that for an earnest spirit about a thing, Jack is a very fine
Abraham Grundle, you know, is just as warm on the other side.
I hate Abraham Grundle. I don't want ever to hear his name again. I
understand very well what it is that Abraham Grundle is after. He never
cared a straw for me; nor I much for him, if you come to that.
But you are contracted.
If you think that I am going to marry a man because our names have
been written down in a book together, you are very much mistaken. He is
a nasty mean fellow, and I will never speak to him again as long as I
live. He would deposit papa this very moment if he had the power.
Whereas Jack is determined to stand up for him as long as he has got a
tongue to shout or hands to fight. These were terrible words, but I
had heard the same sentiment myself from Jack's own lips. Of course
Jack is nothing to me, she continued, with that half sob which had
become habitual to her whenever she was forced to speak of her father's
deposition. He is only a boy, but we all know that he could thrash
Abraham Grundle at once. And to my thinking he is much more fit to be a
member of the Assembly.
As she would not hear a word that I said to her, and was only intent
on expressing the warmth of her own feelings, I allowed her to go her
way, and retired to the privacy of my own library. There I endeavoured
to console myself as best I might by thinking of the brilliant nature
of Jack's prospects. He himself was over head and ears in love with
Eva, and it was clear to me that Eva was nearly as fond of him. And
then the sly rogue had found the certain way to obtain old Crasweller's
consent. Grundle had thought that if he could once see his
father-in-law deposited, he would have nothing to do but to walk into
Little Christchurch as master. That was the accusation generally made
against him in Gladstonopolis. But Jack, who did not, as far as I could
see, care a straw for humanity in the matter, had vehemently taken the
side of the Anti-Fixed-Periodists as the safest way to get the father's
consent. There was a contract of marriage, no doubt, and Grundle would
be entitled to take a quarter of the father's possessions if he could
prove that the contract had been broken. Such was the law of Britannula
on the subject. But not a shilling had as yet been claimed by any man
under that law. And Crasweller no doubt concluded that Grundle would be
unwilling to bear the odium of being the first. And there were clauses
in the law which would make it very difficult for him to prove the
validity of the contract. It had been already asserted by many that a
girl could not be expected to marry the man who had endeavoured to
destroy her father; and although in my mind there could be no doubt
that Abraham Grundle had only done his duty as a senator, there was no
knowing what view of the case a jury might take in Gladstonopolis. And
then, if the worst came to the worst, Crasweller would resign a fourth
of his property almost without a pang, and Jack would content himself
in making the meanness of Grundle conspicuous to his fellow-citizens.
And now I must confess that, as I sat alone in my library, I did
hesitate for an hour as to my future conduct. Might it not be better
for me to abandon altogether the Fixed Period and all its glories? Even
in Britannula the world might be too strong for me. Should I not take
the good things that were offered, and allow Jack to marry his wife and
be happy in his own way? In my very heart I loved him quite as well as
did his mother, and thought that he was the finest young fellow that
Britannula had produced. And if this kind of thing went on, it might be
that I should be driven to quarrel with him altogether, and to have him
punished under the law, like some old Roman of old. And I must confess
that my relations with Mrs Neverbend made me very unfit to ape the
Roman paterfamilias. She never interfered with public business,
but she had a way of talking about household matters in which she was
always victorious. Looking back as I did at this moment on the past, it
seemed to me that she and Jack, who were the two persons I loved best
in the world, had been the enemies who had always successfully
conspired against me. Do have done with your Fixed Period and
nonsense, she had said to me only yesterday. It's all very well for
the Assembly; but when you come to killing poor Mr Crasweller in real
life, it is quite out of the question. And then, when I began to
explain to her at length the immense importance of the subject, she
only remarked that that would do very well for the Assembly. Should I
abandon it all, take the good things with which God had provided me,
and retire into private life? I had two sides to my character, and
could see myself sitting in luxurious comfort amidst the furniture of
Crasweller's verandah while Eva and her children were around, and Jack
was standing with a cigar in his mouth outside laying down the law for
the cricketers at Gladstonopolis. Were not better done as others use,
I said to myself over and over again as I sat there wearied with this
contest, and thinking of the much more frightful agony I should be
called upon to endure when the time had actually come for the departure
of old Crasweller.
And then again if I should fail! For half an hour or so I did fear
that I should fail. I had been always a most popular magistrate, but
now, it seemed, had come the time in which all my popularity must be
abandoned. Jack, who was quick enough at understanding the aspect of
things, had already begun to ask the people whether they would see
their old friend Crasweller murdered in cold blood. It was a dreadful
word, but I was assured that he had used it. How would it be when the
time even for depositing had come, and an attempt was made to lead the
old man up through the streets of Gladstonopolis? Should I have
strength of character to perform the task in opposition to the loudly
expressed wishes of the inhabitants, and to march him along protected
by a strong body of volunteers? And how would it be if the volunteers
themselves refused to act on the side of law and order? Should I not
absolutely fail; and would it not afterwards be told of me that, as
President, I had broken down in an attempt to carry out the project
with which my name had been so long associated?
As I sat there alone I had almost determined to yield. But suddenly
there came upon me a memory of Socrates, of Galileo, of Hampden, and of
Washington. What great things had these men done by constancy, in
opposition to the wills and prejudices of the outside world! How
triumphant they now appeared to have been in fighting against the
enormous odds which power had brought against them! And how pleasant
now were the very sounds of their names to all who loved their
fellow-creatures! In some moments of private thought, anxious as were
now my own, they too must have doubted. They must have asked themselves
the question, whether they were strong enough to carry their great
reforms against the world. But in these very moments the necessary
strength had been given to them. It must have been that, when almost
despairing, they had been comforted by an inner truth, and had been all
but inspired to trust with confidence in their cause. They, too, had
been weak, and had trembled, and had almost feared. But they had found
in their own hearts that on which they could rely. Had they been less
sorely pressed than was I now at this present moment? Had not they
believed and trusted and been confident? As I thought of it, I became
aware that it was not only necessary for a man to imagine new truths,
but to be able to endure, and to suffer, and to bring them to maturity.
And how often before a truth was brought to maturity must it be
necessary that he who had imagined it, and seen it, and planned it,
must give his very life for it, and all in vain? But not perhaps all in
vain as far as the world was concerned; but only in vain in regard to
the feelings and knowledge of the man himself. In struggling for the
welfare of his fellow-creatures, a man must dare to endure to be
obliterated,must be content to go down unheard of,or, worse still,
ridiculed, and perhaps abused by all,in order that something
afterwards may remain of those changes which he has been enabled to
see, but not to carry out. How many things are requisite to true
greatness! But, first of all, is required that self-negation which is
able to plan new blessings, although certain that those blessings will
be accounted as curses by the world at large.
Then I got up, and as I walked about the room I declared to myself
aloud my purpose. Though I might perish in the attempt, I would
certainly endeavour to carry out the doctrine of the Fixed Period.
Though the people might be against me, and regard me as their
enemy,that people for whose welfare I had done it all,still I would
persevere, even though I might be destined to fall in the attempt.
Though the wife of my bosom and the son of my loins should turn against
me, and embitter my last moments by their enmity, still would I
persevere. When they came to speak of the vices and the virtues of
President Neverbend,to tell of his weakness and his strength,it
should never be said of him that he had been deterred by fear of the
people from carrying out the great measure which he had projected
solely for their benefit.
Comforted by this resolve, I went into Mrs Neverbend's parlour,
where I found her son Jack sitting with her. They had evidently been
talking about Jack's speech in the market-place; and I could see that
the young orator's brow was still flushed with the triumph of the
moment. Father, said he, immediately, you will never be able to
deposit old Crasweller. People won't let you do it.
The people of Britannula, I said, will never interfere to prevent
their magistrate from acting in accordance with the law.
Bother! said Mrs Neverbend. When my wife said bother, it was, I
was aware, of no use to argue with her. Indeed, Mrs Neverbend is a lady
upon whom argument is for the most part thrown away. She forms her
opinion from the things around her, and is, in regard to domestic life,
and to her neighbours, and to the conduct of people with whom she
lives, almost invariably right. She has a quick insight, and an
affectionate heart, which together keep her from going astray. She
knows how to do good, and when to do it. But to abstract argument, and
to political truth, she is wilfully blind. I felt it to be necessary
that I should select this opportunity for making Jack understand that I
would not fear his opposition; but I own that I could have wished that
Mrs Neverbend had not been present on the occasion.
Won't they? said Jack. That's just what I fancy they will do.
Do you mean to say that it is what you wish them to do,that you
think it right that they should do it?
I don't think Crasweller ought to be deposited, if you mean that,
Not though the law requires it? This I said in a tone of
authority. Have you formed any idea in your own mind of the subjection
to the law which is demanded from all good citizens? Have you ever
bethought yourself that the law should be in all things
Oh, Mr President, pray do not make a speech here, said my wife. I
shall never understand it, and I do not think that Jack is much wiser
than I am.
I do not know what you mean by a speech, Sarah. My wife's name is
Sarah. But it is necessary that Jack should be instructed that he, at
any rate, must obey the law. He is my son, and, as such, it is
essentially necessary that he should be amenable to it. The law
You can't do it, and there's an end of it, said Mrs Neverbend.
You and all your laws will never be able to put an end to poor Mr
Crasweller,and it would be a great shame if you did. You don't see
it; but the feeling here in the city is becoming very strong. The
people won't have it; and I must say that it is only rational that Jack
should be on the same side. He is a man now, and has a right to his own
opinion as well as another.
Jack, said I, with much solemnity, do you value your father's
Well; sir, yes, said he. A blessing, I suppose, means something
of an allowance paid quarterly.
I turned away my face that he might not see the smile which I felt
was involuntarily creeping across it. Sir, said I, a father's
blessing has much more than a pecuniary value. It includes that kind of
relation between a parent and his son without which life would be a
burden to me, and, I should think, very grievous to you also.
Of course I hope that you and I may always be on good terms.
I was obliged to take this admission for what it was worth. If you
wish to remain on good terms with me, said I, you must not oppose me
in public when I am acting as a public magistrate.
Is he to see Mr Crasweller murdered before his very eyes, and to
say nothing about it? said Mrs Neverbend.
Of all terms in the language there was none so offensive to me as
that odious word when used in reference to the ceremony which I had
intended to be so gracious and alluring. Sarah, said I, turning upon
her in my anger, that is a very improper word, and one which you
should not tempt the boy to use, especially in my presence.
English is English, Mr President, she said. She always called me
Mr President when she intended to oppose me.
You might as well say that a man was murdered when he
isiskilled in battle. I had been about to say executed, but I
stopped myself. Men are not executed in Britannula.
No. He is fighting his country's battle and dies gloriously.
He has his leg shot off, or his arm, and is too frequently left to
perish miserably on the ground. Here every comfort will be provided for
him, so that he may depart from this world without a pang, when, in the
course of years, he shall have lived beyond the period at which he can
work and be useful.
But look at Mr Crasweller, father. Who is more useful than he is?
Nothing had been more unlucky to me as the promoter of the Fixed
Period than the peculiar healthiness and general sanity of him who was
by chance to be our first martyr. It might have been possible to make
Jack understand that a rule which had been found to be applicable to
the world at large was not fitted for some peculiar individual, but it
was quite impossible to bring this home to the mind of Mrs Neverbend. I
must, I felt, choose some other opportunity for expounding that side of
the argument. I would at the present moment take a leaf out of my
wife's book and go straight to my purpose. I tell you what it is,
young man, said I; I do not intend to be thwarted by you in carrying
on the great reform to which I have devoted my life. If you cannot hold
your tongue at the present moment, and abstain from making public
addresses in the market-place, you shall go out of Britannula. It is
well that you should travel and see something of the world before you
commence the trade of public orator. Now I think of it, the Alpine Club
from Sydney are to be in New Zealand this summer, and it will suit you
very well to go and climb up Mount Earnshawe and see all the beauties
of nature instead of talking nonsense here in Gladstonopolis.
Oh, father, I should like nothing better, cried Jack,
Nonsense, said Mrs Neverbend; are you going to send the poor boy
to break his neck among the glaciers? Don't you remember that Dick
Ardwinkle was lost there a year or two ago, and came to his death in a
most frightful manner?
That was before I was born, said Jack, or at any rate very
shortly afterwards. And they hadn't then invented the new patent steel
climbing arms. Since they came up, no one has ever been lost among the
You had better prepare then to go, said I, thinking that the idea
of getting rid of Jack in this manner was very happy.
But, father, said he, of course I can't stir a step till after
the great cricket-match.
You must give up cricket for this time. So good an opportunity for
visiting the New Zealand mountains may never come again.
Give up the match! he exclaimed. Why, the English sixteen are
coming here on purpose to play us, and swear that they'll beat us by
means of the new catapult. But I know that our steam-bowler will beat
their catapult hollow. At any rate I cannot stir from here till after
the match is over. I've got to arrange everything myself. Besides, they
do count something on my spring-batting. I should be regarded as
absolutely a traitor to my country if I were to leave Britannula while
this is going on. The young Marquis of Marylebone, their leader, is to
stay at our house; and the vessel bringing them will be due here about
eleven o'clock next Wednesday.
Eleven o'clock next Wednesday, said I, in surprise. I had not as
yet heard of this match, nor of the coming of our aristocratic visitor.
They won't be above thirty minutes late at the outside. They left
the Land's End three weeks ago last Tuesday at two, and London at
half-past ten. We have had three or four water telegrams from them
since they started, and they hadn't then lost ten minutes on the
journey. Of course I must be at home to receive the Marquis of
All this set me thinking about many things. It was true that at such
a moment I could not use my parental authority to send Jack out of the
island. To such an extent had the childish amusements of youth been
carried, as to give to them all the importance of politics and social
science. What I had heard about this cricket-match had gone in at one
ear and come out at the other; but now that it was brought home to me,
I was aware that all my authority would not serve to banish Jack till
it was over. Not only would he not obey me, but he would be supported
in his disobedience by even the elders of the community. But perhaps
the worst feature of it all was the arrival just now at Gladstonopolis
of a crowd of educated Englishmen. When I say educated I mean
prejudiced. They would be Englishmen with no ideas beyond those current
in the last century, and would be altogether deaf to the wisdom of the
Fixed Period. I saw at a glance that I must wait till they should have
taken their departure, and postpone all further discussion on the
subject as far as might be possible till Gladstonopolis should have
been left to her natural quiescence after the disturbance of the
cricket. Very well, said I, leaving the room. Then it may come to
pass that you will never be able to visit the wonderful glories of
Plenty of time for that, said Jack, as I shut the door.
CHAPTER V. THE CRICKET-MATCH.
I had been of late so absorbed in the affairs of the Fixed Period,
that I had altogether forgotten the cricket-match and the noble
strangers who were about to come to our shores. Of course I had heard
of it before, and had been informed that Lord Marylebone was to be our
guest. I had probably also been told that Sir Lords Longstop and Sir
Kennington Oval were to be entertained at Little Christchurch. But when
I was reminded of this by Jack a few days later, it had quite gone out
of my head. But I now at once began to recognise the importance of the
occasion, and to see that for the next two months Crasweller, the
college, and the Fixed Period must be banished, if not from my
thoughts, at any rate from my tongue. Better could not be done in the
matter than to have them banished from the tongue of all the world, as
I certainly should not be anxious to have the subject ventilated within
hearing and speaking of the crowd of thoroughly old-fashioned,
prejudiced, aristocratic young Englishmen who were coming to us. The
cricket-match sprang to the front so suddenly, that Jack seemed to have
forgotten all his energy respecting the college, and to have
transferred his entire attention to the various weapons, offensive and
defensive, wherewith the London club was, if possible, to be beaten. We
are never short of money in Britannula; but it seemed, as I watched the
various preparations made for carrying on two or three days' play at
Little Christchurch, that England must be sending out another army to
take another Sebastopol. More paraphernalia were required to enable
these thirty-two lads to play their game with propriety than would have
been needed for the depositing of half Gladstonopolis. Every man from
England had his attendant to look after his bats and balls, and shoes
and greaves; and it was necessary, of course, that our boys should be
equally well served. Each of them had two bicycles for his own use, and
as they were all constructed with the new double-acting levers, they
passed backwards and forwards along the bicycle track between the city
and Crasweller's house with astonishing rapidity. I used to hear that
the six miles had been done in fifteen minutes. Then there came a
struggle with the English and the Britannulists, as to which would get
the nearest to fourteen minutes; till it seemed that bicycle-racing and
not cricket had been the purpose for which the English had sent out the
4000-ton steam-yacht at the expense of all the cricketers of the
nation. It was on this occasion that the track was first divided for
comers and goers, and that volunteers were set to prevent stragglers
from crossing except by the regular bridges. I found that I, the
President of the Republic, was actually forbidden to go down in my
tricycle to my old friend's house, unless I would do so before noon.
You'd be run over and made mince-meat of, said Jack, speaking of such
a catastrophe with less horror than I thought it ought to have
engendered in his youthful mind. Poor Sir Lords was run down by our
Jack,collided as Jack called it. He hadn't quite impetus enough on
to make the turning sharp as he ought, said Jack, without the
slightest apparent regret at what had occurred. Another inch and a
half would have saved him. If he can touch a ball from our steam-bowler
when I send it, I shall think more of his arms than I do of his legs,
and more of his eyes than I do of his lungs. What a fellow to send out!
Why, he's thirty, and has been eating soup, they tell me, all through
the journey. These young men had brought a doctor with them, Dr
MacNuffery, to prescribe to them what to eat and drink at each meal;
and the unfortunate baronet whom Jack had nearly slaughtered, had
encountered the ill-will of the entire club because he had called for
mutton-broth when he was sea-sick.
They were to be a month in Britannula before they would begin the
match, so necessary was it that each man should be in the best possible
physical condition. They had brought their Dr MacNuffery, and our lads
immediately found the need of having a doctor of their own. There was,
I think, a little pretence in this, as though Dr Bobbs had been a
long-established officer of the Southern Cross cricket club, they had
not in truth thought of it, and Bobbs was only appointed the night
after MacNuffery's position and duties had been made known. Bobbs was a
young man just getting into practice in Gladstonopolis, and understood
measles, I fancy, better than the training of athletes. MacNuffery was
the most disagreeable man of the English party, and soon began to turn
up his nose at Bobbs. But Bobbs, I think, got the better of him. Do
you allow coffee to your club;coffee? asked MacNuffery, in a voice
mingling ridicule and reproof with a touch of satire, as he had begun
to guess that Bobbs had not been long attending to his present work.
You'll find, said Bobbs, that young men in our air do not need the
restraints which are necessary to you English. Their fathers and
mothers were not soft and flabby before them, as was the case with
yours, I think. Lord Marylebone looked across the table, I am told, at
Sir Kennington Oval, and nothing afterwards was said about diet.
But a great trouble arose, which, however, rather assisted Jack in
his own prospects in the long-run,though for a time it seemed to have
another effect. Sir Kennington Oval was much struck by Eva's beauty,
and, living as he did in Crasweller's house, soon had an opportunity of
so telling her. Abraham Grundle was one of the cricketers, and, as
such, was frequently on the ground at Little Christchurch; but he did
not at present go into Crasweller's house, and the whole fashionable
community of Gladstonopolis was beginning to entertain the opinion that
that match was off. Grundle had been heard to declare most
authoritatively that when the day came Crasweller should be deposited,
and had given it as his opinion that the power did not exist which
could withstand the law of Britannula. Whether in this he preferred the
law to Eva, or acted in anger against Crasweller for interfering with
his prospects, or had an idea that it would not be worth his while to
marry the girl while the girl's father should be left alive, or had
gradually fallen into this bitterness of spirit from the opposition
shown to him, I could not quite tell. And he was quite as hostile to
Jack as to Crasweller. But he seemed to entertain no aversion at all to
Sir Kennington Oval; nor, I was informed, did Eva. I had known that for
the last month Jack's mother had been instant with him to induce him to
speak out to Eva; but he, who hardly allowed me, his father, to open my
mouth without contradicting me, and who in our house ordered everything
about just as though he were the master, was so bashful in the girl's
presence that he had never as yet asked her to be his wife. Now Sir
Kennington had come in his way, and he by no means carried his modesty
so far as to abstain from quarrelling with him. Sir Kennington was a
good-looking young aristocrat, with plenty of words, but nothing
special to say for himself. He was conspicuous for his cricketing
finery, and when got up to take his place at the wicket, looked like a
diver with his diving-armour all on; but Jack said that he was very
little good at the game. Indeed, for mere cricket Jack swore that the
English would be nowhere but for eight professional players whom they
had brought out with them. It must be explained that our club had no
professionals. We had not come to that yet,that a man should earn his
bread by playing cricket. Lord Marylebone and his friend had brought
with them eight professional slaves, as our young men came to call
them,most ungraciously. But each slave required as much looking
after as did the masters, and they thought a great deal more of
themselves than did the non-professionals.
Jack had in truth been attempting to pass Sir Kennington on the
bicycle track when he had upset poor Sir Lords Longstop; and, according
to his own showing, he had more than once allowed Sir Kennington to
start in advance, and had run into Little Christchurch bicycle quay
before him. This had not given rise to the best feeling, and I feared
lest there might be an absolute quarrel before the match should have
been played. I'll punch that fellow's head some of these days, Jack
said one evening when he came back from Little Christchurch.
What's the matter now? I asked.
Impudent puppy! He thinks because he has got an unmeaning handle to
his name, that everybody is to come to his whistle. They tell me that
his father was made what they call a baronet because he set a broken
arm for one of those twenty royal dukes that England has to pay for.
Who has had to come to his whistle now? asked his mother.
He went over with his steam curricle, and sent to ask Eva whether
she would not take a drive with him on the cliffs.
She needn't have gone unless she wished it, I said.
But she did go; and there she was with him for a couple of hours.
He's the most unmeaning upstart of a puppy I ever met. He has not three
ideas in the world. I shall tell Eva what I think about him.
The quarrel went on during the whole period of preparation, till it
seemed as though Gladstonopolis had nothing else to talk about. Eva's
name was in every one's mouth, till my wife was nearly beside herself
with anger. A girl, said she, shouldn't get herself talked about in
that way by every one all round. I don't suppose the man intends to
I can't see why he shouldn't, I replied.
She's nothing more to him than a pretty provincial lass. What would
she be in London?
Why should not Mr Crasweller's daughter be as much admired in
London as here? I answered. Beauty is the same all the world over,
and her money will be thought of quite as much there as here.
But she will have such a spot upon her.
Spot! What spot?
As the daughter of the first deposited of the Fixed Period
people,if ever that comes off. Or if it don't, she'll be talked about
as her who was to be. I don't suppose any Englishman will think of
This made me very angry. What! I said. Do you, a Britannulist and
my wife, intend to turn the special glory of Britannula to the disgrace
of her people? That which we should be ready to claim as the highest
honour,as being an advance in progress and general civilisation never
hitherto even thought of among other people,to have conceived that,
and to have prepared it, in every detail for perfect
consummation,that is to be accounted as an opprobrium to our
children, by you, the Lady President of the Republic! Have you no love
of country, no patriotism, no feeling at any rate of what has been done
for the world's welfare by your own family? I own I did feel vexed
when she spoke of Eva as having been as it were contaminated by being a
Britannulist, because of the law enacting the Fixed Period.
She'd better face it out at home than go across the world to hear
what other people say of us. It may be all very well as far as state
wisdom goes; but the world isn't ripe for it, and we shall only be
There was truth in this, and a certain amount of concession had also
been made. I can fancy that an easy-going butterfly should laugh at the
painful industry of the ant; and I should think much of the butterfly
who should own that he was only a butterfly because it was the age of
butterflies. The few wise, said I, have ever been the laughing-stock
of silly crowds.
But Eva isn't one of the wise, she replied, and would be laughed
at without having any of your philosophy to support her. However, I
don't suppose the man is thinking of it.
But the young man was thinking of it; and had so far made up his
mind before he went as to ask Eva to marry him out of hand and return
with him to England. We heard of it when the time came, and heard also
that Eva had declared that she could not make up her mind so quickly.
That was what was said when the time drew near for the departure of the
yacht. But we did not hear it direct from Eva, nor yet from Crasweller.
All these tidings came to us from Jack, and Jack was in this instance
somewhat led astray.
Time passed on, and the practice on the Little Christchurch ground
was continued. Several accidents happened, but the cricketers took very
little account of these. Jack had his cheek cut open by a ball running
off his bat on to his face; and Eva, who saw the accident, was carried
fainting into the house. Sir Kennington behaved admirably, and himself
brought him home in his curricle. We were told afterwards that this was
done at Eva's directions, because old Crasweller would have been
uncomfortable with the boy in his house, seeing that he could not in
his present circumstances receive me or my wife. Mrs Neverbend swore a
solemn oath that Jack should be made to abandon his cricket; but Jack
was playing again the next day, with his face strapped up athwart and
across with republican black-silk adhesive. When I saw Bobbs at work
over him I thought that one side of his face was gone, and that his eye
would be dreadfully out of place. All his chance of marrying Eva is
gone, said I to my wife. The nasty little selfish slut! said Mrs
Neverbend. But at two the next day Jack had been patched up, and
nothing could keep him from Little Christchurch. Bobbs was with him the
whole morning, and assured his mother that if he could go out and take
exercise his eye would be all right. His mother offered to take a walk
with him in the city park; but Bobbs declared that violent exercise
would be necessary to keep the eye in its right place, and Jack was at
Little Christchurch manipulating his steam-bowler in the afternoon.
Afterwards Littlebat, one of the English professionals, had his leg
broken, and was necessarily laid on one side; and young Grundle was
hurt on the lower part of the back, and never showed himself again on
the scene of danger. My life is too precious in the Assembly just at
present, he said to me, excusing himself. He alluded to the Fixed
Period debate, which he knew would be renewed as soon as the cricketers
were gone. I no doubt depended very much on Abraham Grundle, and
assented. The match was afterwards carried on with fifteen on each
side; for though each party had spare players, they could not agree as
to the use of them. Our next man was better than theirs, they said, and
they were anxious that we should take our second best, to which our men
would not agree. Therefore the game was ultimately played with thirty
So one of our lot is to come back for a wife, almost immediately,
said Lord Marylebone at our table the day before the match was to be
Oh, indeed, my lord! said Mrs Neverbend. I am glad to find that a
Britannulan young lady has been so effective. Who is the gentleman? It
was easy to see by my wife's face, and to know by her tone of voice,
that she was much disturbed by the news.
Sir Kennington, said Lord Marylebone. I supposed you had all
heard of it. Of course we had all heard of it; but Lord Marylebone did
not know what had been Mrs Neverbend's wishes for her own son.
We did know that Sir Kennington had been very attentive, but there
is no knowing what that means from you foreign gentlemen. It's a pity
that poor Eva, who is a good girl in her way, should have her head
turned. This came from my wife.
It's Oval's head that is turned, continued his lordship; I never
saw a man so bowled over in my life. He's awfully in love with her.
What will his friends say at home? asked Mrs Neverbend.
We understand that Miss Crasweller is to have a large fortune;
eight or ten thousand a-year at the least. I should imagine that she
will be received with open arms by all the Ovals; and as for a
foreigner,we don't call you foreigners.
Why not? said I, rather anxious to prove that we were foreigners.
What makes a foreigner but a different allegiance? Do we not call the
Americans foreigners? Great Britain and France had been for years
engaged in the great maritime contest with the united fleets of Russia
and America, and had only just made that glorious peace by which, as
politicians said, all the world was to be governed for the future; and
after that, it need not be doubted but that the Americans were foreign
to the English;and if the Americans, why not the Britannulists? We
had separated ourselves from Great Britain, without coming to blows
indeed; but still our own flag, the Southern Cross, flew as proudly to
our gentle breezes as ever had done the Union-jack amidst the
inclemency of a British winter. It was the flag of Britannula, with
which Great Britain had no concern. At the present moment I was
specially anxious to hear a distinguished Englishman like Lord
Marylebone acknowledge that we were foreigners. If we be not
foreigners, what are we, my lord?
Englishmen, of course, said he. What else? Don't you talk
So do the Americans, my lord, said I, with a smile that was
intended to be gracious. Our language is spreading itself over the
world, and is no sign of nationality.
What laws do you obey?
English,till we choose to repeal them. You are aware that we have
already freed ourselves from the stain of capital punishment.
Those coins pass in your market-places? Then he brought out a gold
piece from his waistcoat-pocket, and slapped it down on the table. It
was one of those pounds which the people will continue to call
sovereigns, although the name has been made actually illegal for the
rendering of all accounts. Whose is this image and superscription? he
asked. And yet this was paid to me to-day at one of your banks, and
the lady cashier asked me whether I would take sovereigns. How will you
get over that, Mr President?
A small people,numerically small,cannot of course do everything
at once. We have been a little slack perhaps in instituting a national
mint. In fact there was a difficulty about the utensil by which we
would have clapped a Southern Cross over the British arms, and put the
portrait of the Britannulan President of the day,mine for
instance,in the place where the face of the British monarch has
hitherto held its own. I have never pushed the question much, lest I
should seem, as have done some presidents, over anxious to exhibit
myself. I have ever thought more of the glory of our race than of
putting forward my own individual self,as may be seen by the whole
history of the college. I will not attempt to get over it, I said;
but according to my ideas, a nation does not depend on the small
external accidents of its coin or its language.
But on the flag which it flies. After all, a bit of bunting is
Nor on its flag, Lord Marylebone, but on the hearts of its people.
We separated from the old mother country with no quarrel, with no
ill-will; but with the mutual friendly wishes of both. If there be a
trace of the feeling of antagonism in the word foreigners, I will not
use it; but British subjects we are not, and never can be again. This
I said because I felt that there was creeping up, as it were in the
very atmosphere, a feeling that England should be again asked to annex
us, so as to save our old people from the wise decision to which our
own Assembly had come. Oh for an adamantine law to protect the human
race from the imbecility, the weakness, the discontent, and the
extravagance of old age! Lord Marylebone, who saw that I was in
earnest, and who was the most courteous of gentlemen, changed the
conversation. I had already observed that he never spoke about the
Fixed Period in our house, though, in the condition in which the
community then was, he must have heard it discussed elsewhere.
The day for the match had come. Jack's face was so nearly healed
that Mrs Neverbend had been brought to believe entirely in the efficacy
of violent exercise for cuts and bruises. Grundle's back was still bad,
and the poor fellow with the broken leg could only be wheeled out in
front of the verandah to look at the proceedings through one of those
wonderful little glasses which enable the critic to see every motion of
the players at half-a-mile's distance. He assured me that the precision
with which Jack set his steam-bowler was equal to that of one of those
Shoeburyness gunners who can hit a sparrow as far as they can see him,
on condition only that they know the precise age of the bird. I gave
Jack great credit in my own mind, because I felt that at the moment he
was much down at heart. On the preceding day Sir Kennington had been
driving Eva about in his curricle, and Jack had returned home tearing
his hair. They do it on purpose to put him off his play, said his
mother. But if so, they hadn't known Jack. Nor indeed had I quite known
him up to this time.
I was bound myself to see the game, because a special tent and a
special glass had been prepared for the President. Crasweller walked by
as I took my place, but he only shook his head sadly and was silent. It
now wanted but four months to his deposition. Though there was a strong
party in his favour, I do not know that he meddled much with it. I did
hear from different sources that he still continued to assert that he
was only nine years my senior, by which he intended to gain the favour
of a postponement of his term by twelve poor months; but I do not think
that he ever lent himself to the other party. Under my auspices he had
always voted for the Fixed Period, and he could hardly oppose it now in
theory. They tossed for the first innings, and the English club won it.
It was all England against Britannula! Think of the population of the
two countries. We had, however, been taught to believe that no
community ever played cricket as did the Britannulans. The English went
in first, with the two baronets at the wickets. They looked like two
stout Minervas with huge wicker helmets. I know a picture of the
goddess, all helmet, spear, and petticoats, carrying her spear over her
shoulder as she flies through the air over the cities of the earth. Sir
Kennington did not fly, but in other respects he was very like the
goddess, so completely enveloped was he in his india-rubber guards, and
so wonderful was the machine upon his head, by which his brain and
features were to be protected.
As he took his place upon the ground there was great cheering. Then
the steam-bowler was ridden into its place by the attendant engineer,
and Jack began his work. I could see the colour come and go in his face
as he carefully placed the ball and peeped down to get its bearing. It
seemed to me as though he were taking infinite care to level it
straight and even at Sir Kennington's head. I was told afterwards that
he never looked at Sir Kennington, but that, having calculated his
distance by means of a quicksilver levelling-glass, his object was to
throw the ball on a certain inch of turf, from which it might shoot
into the wicket at such a degree as to make it very difficult for Sir
Kennington to know what to do with it. It seemed to me to take a long
time, during which the fourteen men around all looked as though each
man were intending to hop off to some other spot than that on which he
was standing. There used, I am told, to be only eleven of these men;
but now, in a great match, the long-offs, and the long-ons, and the
rest of them, are all doubled. The double long-off was at such a
distance that, he being a small man, I could only just see him through
the field-glass which I kept in my waistcoat-pocket. When I had been
looking hard at them for what seemed to be a quarter of an hour, and
the men were apparently becoming tired of their continual hop, and when
Jack had stooped and kneeled and sprawled, with one eye shut, in every
conceivable attitude, on a sudden there came a sharp snap, a little
smoke, and lo, Sir Kennington Oval wasout!
There was no doubt about it. I myself saw the two bails fly away
into infinite space, and at once there was a sound of kettle-drums,
trumpets, fifes, and clarionets. It seemed as though all the loud music
of the town band had struck up at the moment with their shrillest
notes. And a huge gun was let off.
And let the kettle to the trumpet speak,
The trumpet to the cannoneer without,
The cannons to the heavens, the heavens to earth.
Now drinks the king to Hamlet.
I could not but fancy, at these great signs of success, that I was
Sir Kennington Oval was out,out at the very first ball. There
could be no doubt about it, and Jack's triumph was complete. It was
melancholy to see the English Minerva, as he again shouldered his spear
and walked back to his tent. In spite of Jack's good play, and the
success on the part of my own countrymen, I could not but be sorry to
think that the young baronet had come half round the world to be put
out at the first ball. There was a cruelty in it,an
inhospitality,which, in spite of the exigencies of the game, went
against the grain. Then, when the shouting, and the holloaing, and the
flinging up of the ball were still going on, I remembered that, after
it, he would have his consolation with Eva. And poor Jack, when his
short triumph was over, would have to reflect that, though fortunate in
his cricket, he was unhappy in his love. As this occurred to me, I
looked back towards the house, and there, from a little lattice window
at the end of the verandah, I saw a lady's handkerchief waving. Could
it be that Eva was waving it so as to comfort her vanquished British
lover? In the meantime Minerva went to his tent, and hid himself among
sympathetic friends; and I was told afterwards that he was allowed half
a pint of bitter beer by Dr MacNuffery.
After twenty minutes spent in what seemed to me the very ostentation
of success, another man was got to the wickets. This was Stumps, one of
the professionals, who was not quite so much like a Minerva, though he,
too, was prodigiously greaved. Jack again set his ball, snap went the
machine, and Stumps wriggled his bat. He touched the ball, and away it
flew behind the wicket. Five republican Minervas ran after it as fast
as their legs could carry them; and I was told by a gentleman who sat
next to me scoring, that a dozen runs had been made. He spent a great
deal of time in explaining how, in the old times, more than six at a
time were never scored. Now all this was altered. A slight tip counted
ever so much more than a good forward blow, because the ball went
behind the wicket. Up flew on all sides of the ground figures to show
that Stumps had made a dozen, and two British clarionets were blown
with a great deal of vigour. Stumps was a thick-set, solid,
solemn-looking man, who had been ridiculed by our side as being much
too old for the game; but he seemed to think very little of Jack's
precise machine. He kept chopping at the ball, which always went
behind, till he had made a great score. It was two hours before Jack
had sorely lamed him in the hip, and the umpire had given it
leg-before-wicket. Indeed it was leg-before-wicket, as the poor man
felt when he was assisted back to his tent. However, he had scored 150.
Sir Lords Longstop, too, had run up a good score before he was caught
out by the middle long-off,a marvellous catch they all said it
was,and our trumpets were blown for fully five minutes. But the big
gun was only fired when a ball was hurled from the machine directly
into the wicket.
At the end of three days the Britishers were all out, and the runs
were numbered in four figures. I had my doubts, as I looked at the
contest, whether any of them would be left to play out the match. I was
informed that I was expected to take the President's seat every day;
but when I heard that there were to be two innings for each set, I
positively declined. But Crasweller took my place; and I was told that
a gleam of joy shot across his worn, sorrowful face when Sir Kennington
began the second innings with ten runs. Could he really wish, in his
condition, to send his daughter away to England simply that she might
be a baronet's wife?
When the Britannulists went in for the second time, they had 1500
runs to get; and it was said afterwards that Grundle had bet four to
one against his own side. This was thought to be very shabby on his
part, though if such was the betting, I don't see why he should lose
his money by backing his friends. Jack declared in my hearing that he
would not put a shilling on. He did not wish either to lose his money
or to bet against himself. But he was considerably disheartened when he
told me that he was not going in on the first day of their second
innings. He had not done much when the Britannulists were in
before,had only made some thirty or forty runs; and, worse than that,
Sir Kennington Oval had scored up to 300. They told me that his Pallas
helmet was shaken with tremendous energy as he made his running. And
again, that man Stumps had seemed to be invincible, though still lame,
and had carried out his bat with a tremendous score. He trudged away
without any sign of triumph; but Jack said that the professional was
the best man they had.
On the second day of our party's second innings,the last day but
one of the match,Jack went in. They had only made 150 runs on the
previous day, and three wickets were down. Our kettle-drums had had but
little opportunity for making themselves heard. Jack was very
despondent, and had had some tiff with Eva. He had asked Eva whether
she were not going to England, and Eva had said that perhaps she might
do so if some Britannulists did not do their duty. Jack had chosen to
take this as a bit of genuine impertinence, and had been very sore
about it. Stumps was bowling from the British catapult, and very nearly
gave Jack his quietus during the first over. He hit wildly, and four
balls passed him without touching his wicket. Then came his turn again,
and he caught the first ball with his Neverbend spring-bat,for he had
invented it himself,such a swipe, as he called it, that nobody has
ever yet been able to find the ball. The story goes that it went right
up to the verandah, and that Eva picked it up, and has treasured it
Be that as it may, during the whole of that day, and the next,
nobody was able to get him out. There was a continual banging of the
kettle-drum, which seemed to give him renewed spirits. Every ball as it
came to him was sent away into infinite space. All the Englishmen were
made to retire to further distances from the wickets, and to stand
about almost at the extremity of the ground. The management of the
catapults was intrusted to one man after another,but in vain. Then
they sent the catapults away, and tried the old-fashioned slow bowling.
It was all the same to Jack. He would not be tempted out of his ground,
but stood there awaiting the ball, let it come ever so slowly. Through
the first of the two days he stood before his wicket, hitting to the
right and the left, till hope seemed to spring up again in the bosom of
the Britannulists. And I could see that the Englishmen were becoming
nervous and uneasy, although the odds were still much in their favour.
At the end of the first day Jack had scored above 500;but eleven
wickets had gone down, and only three of the most inferior players were
left to stand up with him. It was considered that Jack must still make
another 500 before the game would be won. This would allow only twenty
each to the other three players. But, said Eva to me that evening,
they'll never get the twenty each.
And on which side are you, Eva? I inquired with a smile. For in
truth I did believe at that moment that she was engaged to the baronet.
How dare you ask, Mr Neverbend? she demanded, with indignation.
Am not I a Britannulist as well as you? And as she walked away I
could see that there was a tear in her eye.
On the last day feelings were carried to a pitch which was more
befitting the last battle of a great war,some Waterloo of other
ages,than the finishing of a prolonged game of cricket. Men looked,
and moved, and talked as though their all were at stake. I cannot say
that the Englishmen seemed to hate us, or we them; but that the affair
was too serious to admit of playful words between the parties. And
those unfortunates who had to stand up with Jack were so afraid of
themselves that they were like young country orators about to make
their first speeches. Jack was silent, determined, and yet inwardly
proud of himself, feeling that the whole future success of the republic
was on his shoulders. He ordered himself to be called at a certain
hour, and the assistants in our household listened to his words as
though feeling that everything depended on their obedience. He would
not go out on his bicycle, as fearing that some accident might occur.
Although, ought I not to wish that I might be struck dead? he said;
as then all the world would know that though beaten, it had been by
the hand of God, and not by our default. It astonished me to find that
the boy was quite as eager about his cricket as I was about my Fixed
At eleven o'clock I was in my seat, and on looking round, I could
see that all the rank and fashion of Britannula were at the ground. But
all the rank and fashion were there for nothing, unless they had come
armed with glasses. The spaces required by the cricketers were so
enormous that otherwise they could not see anything of the play. Under
my canopy there was room for five, of which I was supposed to be able
to fill the middle thrones. On the two others sat those who officially
scored the game. One seat had been demanded for Mrs Neverbend. I will
see his fate,whether it be his glory or his fall,said his mother,
with true Roman feeling. For the other Eva had asked, and of course it
had been awarded to her. When the play began, Sir Kennington was at the
catapult and Jack at the opposite wicket, and I could hardly say for
which she felt the extreme interest which she certainly did exhibit. I,
as the day went on, found myself worked up to such excitement that I
could hardly keep my hat on my head or behave myself with becoming
presidential dignity. At one period, as I shall have to tell, I
altogether disgraced myself.
There seemed to be an opinion that Jack would either show himself at
once unequal to the occasion, and immediately be put out,which
opinion I think that all Gladstonopolis was inclined to hold,or else
that he would get his eye in as he called it, and go on as long as
the three others could keep their bats. I know that his own opinion was
the same as that general in the city, and I feared that his very
caution at the outset would be detrimental to him. The great object on
our side was that Jack should, as nearly as possible, be always
opposite to the bowler. He was to take the four first balls, making but
one run off the last, and then beginning another over at the opposite
end do the same thing again. It was impossible to manage this exactly;
but something might be done towards effecting it. There were the three
men with whom to work during the day. The first unfortunately was soon
made to retire; but Jack, who had walked up to my chair during the time
allowed for fetching down the next man, told me that he had got his
eye, and I could see a settled look of fixed purpose in his face. He
bowed most gracefully to Eva, who was so stirred by emotion that she
could not allow herself to speak a word. Oh Jack, I pray for you; I
pray for you, said his mother. Jack, I fancy, thought more of Eva's
silence than of his mother's prayer.
Jack went back to his place, and hit the first ball with such energy
that he drove it into the other stumps and smashed them to pieces.
Everybody declared that such a thing had never been before achieved at
cricket,and the ball passed on, and eight or ten runs were scored.
After that Jack seemed to be mad with cricketing power. He took off his
greaves, declaring that they impeded his running, and threw away
altogether his helmet. Oh, Eva, is he not handsome? said his mother,
in ecstasy, hanging across my chair. Eva sat quiet without a sign. It
did not become me to say a word, but I did think that he was very
handsome;and I thought also how uncommonly hard it would be to hold
him if he should chance to win the game. Let him make what orations he
might against the Fixed Period, all Gladstonopolis would follow him if
he won this game of cricket for them.
I cannot pretend to describe all the scenes of that day, nor the
growing anxiety of the Englishmen as Jack went on with one hundred
after another. He had already scored nearly 1000 when young Grabbe was
caught out. Young Grabbe was very popular, because he was so altogether
unlike his partner Grundle. He was a fine frank fellow, and was Jack's
great friend. I don't mean to say that he can really play cricket,
Jack had said that morning, speaking with great authority; but he is
the best fellow in the world, and will do exactly what you ask him.
But he was out now; and Jack, with over 200 still to make, declared
that he gave up the battle almost as lost.
Don't say that, Mr Neverbend, whispered Eva.
Ah yes; we're gone coons. Even your sympathy cannot bring us round
now. If anything could do it that would!
In my opinion, continued Eva, Britannula will never be beaten as
long as Mr Neverbend is at the wicket.
Sir Kennington has been too much for us, I fear, said Jack, with a
forced smile, as he retired.
There was now but the one hope left. Mr Brittlereed remained, but he
was all. Mr Brittlereed was a gentleman who had advanced nearer to his
Fixed Period than any other of the cricketers. He was nearly
thirty-five years of age, and was regarded by them all as quite an old
man. He was supposed to know all the rules of the game, and to be
rather quick in keeping the wicket. But Jack had declared that morning
that he could not hit a ball in a week of Sundays, He oughtn't to be
here, Jack had whispered; but you know how those things are managed.
I did not know how those things were managed, but I was sorry that he
should be there, as Jack did not seem to want him.
Mr Brittlereed now went to his wicket, and was bound to receive the
first ball. This he did; made one run, whereas he might have made two,
and then had to begin the war over. It certainly seemed as though he
had done it on purpose. Jack in his passion broke the handle of his
spring-bat, and then had half-a-dozen brought to him in order that he
might choose another. It was his favourite bat, said his mother, and
buried her face in her handkerchief.
I never understood how it was that Mr Brittlereed lived through that
over; but he did live, although he never once touched the ball. Then it
came to be Jack's turn, and he at once scored thirty-nine during the
over, leaving himself at the proper wicket for re-commencing the
operation. I think that this gave him new life. It added, at any rate,
new fire to every Britannulist on the ground, and I must say that after
that Mr Brittlereed managed the matter altogether to Jack's
satisfaction. Over after over Jack went on, and received every ball
that was bowled. They tried their catapult with single, double, and
even treble action. Sir Kennington did his best, flinging the ball with
his most tremendous impetus, and then just rolling it up with what
seemed to me the most provoking languor. It was all the same to Jack.
He had in truth got his eye in, and as surely as the ball came to
him, it was sent away to some most distant part of the ground. The
Britishers were mad with dismay as Jack worked his way on through the
last hundred. It was piteous to see the exertions which poor Mr
Brittlereed made in running backwards and forwards across the ground.
They tried, I think, to bustle him by the rapid succession of their
bowling. But the only result was that the ball was sent still further
off when it reached Jack's wicket. At last, just as every clock upon
the ground struck six with that wonderful unanimity which our clocks
have attained since they were all regulated by wires from Greenwich,
Jack sent a ball flying up into the air, perfectly regardless whether
it might be caught or not, knowing well that the one now needed would
be scored before it could come down from the heavens into the hands of
any Englishman. It did come down, and was caught by Stumps, but by that
time Britannula had won her victory. Jack's total score during that
innings was 1275. I doubt whether in the annals of cricket any record
is made of a better innings than that. Then it was that, with an
absence of that presence of mind which the President of a republic
should always remember, I took off my hat and flung it into the air.
Jack's triumph would have been complete, only that it was ludicrous
to those who could not but think, as I did, of the very little matter
as to which the contest had been raised;just a game of cricket which
two sets of boys had been playing, and which should have been regarded
as no more than an amusement,as a pastime, by which to refresh
themselves between their work. But they regarded it as though a great
national combat had been fought, and the Britannulists looked upon
themselves as though they had been victorious against England. It was
absurd to see Jack as he was carried back to Gladstonopolis as the hero
of the occasion, and to hear him, as he made his speeches at the dinner
which was given on the day, and at which he was called upon to take the
chair. I was glad to see, however, that he was not quite so glib with
his tongue as he had been when addressing the people. He hesitated a
good deal, nay, almost broke down, when he gave the health of Sir
Kennington Oval and the British sixteen; and I was quite pleased to
hear Lord Marylebone declare to his mother that he was a wonderfully
nice boy. I think the English did try to turn it off a little, as
though they had only come out there just for the amusement of the
voyage. But Grundle, who had now become quite proud of his country, and
who lamented loudly that he should have received so severe an injury in
preparing for the game, would not let this pass. My lord, he said,
what is your population? Lord Marylebone named sixty million. We are
but two hundred and fifty thousand, said Grundle, and see what we
have done. We are cocks fighting on our own dunghill, said Jack,
and that does make a deal of difference.
But I was told that Jack had spoken a word to Eva in quite a
different spirit before he had left Little Christchurch. After all,
Eva, Sir Kennington has not quite trampled us under his feet, he said.
Who thought that he would? said Eva. My heart has never fainted,
whatever some others may have done.
CHAPTER VI. THE COLLEGE.
I was surprised to see that Jack, who was so bold in playing his
match, and who had been so well able to hold his own against the
Englishmen,who had been made a hero, and had carried off his heroism
so well,should have been so shamefaced and bashful in regard to Eva.
He was like a silly boy, hardly daring to look her in the face, instead
of the gallant captain of the band who had triumphed over all
obstacles. But I perceived, though it seemed that he did not, that she
was quite prepared to give herself to him, and that there was no real
obstacle between him and all the flocks and herds of Little
Christchurch. Not much had been seen or heard of Grundle during the
match, and as far as Eva was concerned, he had succumbed as soon as Sir
Kennington Oval had appeared upon the scene. He had thought so much of
the English baronet as to have been cowed and quenched by his grandeur.
And Sir Kennington himself had, I think, been in earnest before the
days of the cricket-match. But I could see now that Eva had merely
played him off against Jack, thinking thereby to induce the younger
swain to speak his mind. This had made Jack more than ever intent on
beating Sir Kennington, but had not as yet had the effect which Eva had
intended. It will all come right, I said to myself, as soon as these
Englishmen have left the island. But then my mind reverted to the
Fixed Period, and to the fast-approaching time for Crasweller's
deposition. We were now nearly through March, and the thirtieth of June
was the day on which he ought to be led to the college. It was my first
anxiety to get rid of these Englishmen before the subject should be
again ventilated. I own I was anxious that they should not return to
their country with their prejudices strengthened by what they might
hear at Gladstonopolis. If I could only get them to go before the
matter was again debated, it might be that no strong public feeling
would be excited in England till it was too late. That was my first
desire; but then I was also anxious to get rid of Jack for a short
time. The more I thought of Eva and the flocks, the more determined was
I not to allow the personal interests of my boy,and therefore my
own,to clash in any way with the performance of my public duties.
I heard that the Englishmen were not to go till another week had
elapsed. A week was necessary to recruit their strength and to enable
them to pack up their bats and bicycles. Neither, however, were packed
up till the day before they started; for the track down to Little
Christchurch was crowded with them, and they were still practising as
though another match were contemplated. I was very glad to have Lord
Marylebone as an inmate in our house, but I acknowledge that I was
anxious for him to say something as to his departure. We have been
very proud to have you here, my lord, I remarked.
I cannot say that we are very proud, he replied, because we have
been so awfully licked. Barring that, I never spent a pleasanter two
months in my life, and should not be at all unwilling to stay for
another. Your mode of life here seems to me to be quite delightful, and
we have been thinking so much of our cricket, that I have hardly as yet
had a moment to look at your institutions. What is all this about the
Fixed Period? Jack, who was present, put on a serious face, and
assumed that air of determination which I was beginning to fear. Mrs
Neverbend pursed up her lips, and said nothing; but I knew what was
passing through her mind. I managed to turn the conversation, but I was
aware that I did it very lamely.
Jack, I said to my son, I got a post-card from New Zealand
yesterday. The boats had just begun to run between the two islands six
days a-week, and as their regular contract pace was twenty-five miles
an hour, it was just an easy day's journey.
What said the post-card?
There's plenty of time for Mount Earnshawe yet. They all say the
autumn is the best. The snow is now disappearing in great quantities.
But an old bird is not to be caught with chaff. Jack was determined
not to go to the Eastern Alps this year; and indeed, as I found, not to
go till this question of the Fixed Period should be settled. I told him
that he was a fool. Although he would have been wrong to assist in
depositing his father-in-law for the sake of getting the herd and
flocks himself, as Grundle would have done, nevertheless he was hardly
bound by any feelings of honour or conscience to keep old Crasweller at
Little Christchurch in direct opposition to the laws of the land. But
all this I could not explain to him, and was obliged simply to take it
as a fact that he would not join an Alpine party for Mount Earnshawe
this year. As I thought of all this, I almost feared Jack's presence in
Gladstonopolis more than that of the young Englishmen.
It was clear, however, that nothing could be done till the
Englishmen were gone, and as I had a day at my disposal I determined to
walk up to the college and meditate there on the conduct which it would
be my duty to follow during the next two months. The college was about
five miles from the town, at the side opposite to you as you enter the
town from Little Christchurch, and I had some time since made up my
mind how, in the bright genial days of our pleasant winter, I would
myself accompany Mr Crasweller through the city in an open barouche as
I took him to be deposited, through admiring crowds of his
fellow-citizens. I had not then thought that he would be a recreant, or
that he would be deterred by the fear of departure from enjoying the
honours which would be paid to him. But how different now was his frame
of mind from that glorious condition to which I had looked forward in
my sanguine hopes! Had it been I, I myself, how proud should I have
been of my country and its wisdom, had I been led along as a first
hero, to anticipate the euthanasia prepared for me! As it was, I hired
an inside cab, and hiding myself in the corner, was carried away to the
college unseen by any.
The place was called Necropolis. The name had always been
distasteful to me, as I had never wished to join with it the feeling of
death. Various names had been proposed for the site. Young Grundle had
suggested Cremation Hall, because such was the ultimate end to which
the mere husks and hulls of the citizens were destined. But there was
something undignified in the sound,as though we were talking of a
dancing saloon or a music hall,and I would have none of it. My idea
was to give to the mind some notion of an approach to good things to
come, and I proposed to call the place Aditus. But men said that it
was unmeaning, and declared that Britannulists should never be ashamed
to own the truth. Necropolis sounded well, they said, and argued that
though no actual remains of the body might be left there, still the
tablets would remain. Therefore Necropolis it was called. I had hoped
that a smiling hamlet might grow up at the gate, inhabited by those who
would administer to the wants of the deposited; but I had forgot that
the deposited must come first. The hamlet had not yet built itself, and
round the handsome gates there was nothing at present but a desert.
While land in Britannula was plenty, no one had cared to select ground
so near to those awful furnaces by which the mortal clay should be
transported into the air. From the gates up to the temple which stood
in the middle of the grounds,that temple in which the last scene of
life was to be encountered,there ran a broad gravel path, which was
intended to become a beautiful avenue. It was at present planted
alternately with eucalypti and ilexesthe gum-trees for the present
generation, and the green-oaks for those to come; but even the
gum-trees had not as yet done much to give a furnished appearance to
the place. Some had demanded that cedars and yew-trees should be placed
there, and I had been at great pains to explain to them that our object
should be to make the spot cheerful, rather than sad. Round the temple,
at the back of it, were the sets of chambers in which were to live the
deposited during their year of probation. Some of these were very
handsome, and were made so, no doubt, with a view of alluring the first
comers. In preparing wisdom for babes, it is necessary to wrap up its
precepts in candied sweets. But, though handsome, they were at present
anything but pleasant abodes. Not one of them had as yet been
inhabited. As I looked at them, knowing Crasweller as well as I did, I
almost ceased to wonder at his timidity. A hero was wanted; but
Crasweller was no hero. Then further off, but still in the circle round
the temple, there were smaller abodes, less luxurious, but still
comfortable, all of which would in a few short years be inhabited,if
the Fixed Period could be carried out in accordance with my project.
And foundations had been made for others still smaller,for a whole
township of old men and women, as in the course of the next thirty
years they might come hurrying on to find their last abode in the
college. I had already selected one, not by any means the finest or the
largest, for myself and my wife, in which we might prepare ourselves
for the grand departure. But as for Mrs Neverbend, nothing would bring
her to set foot within the precincts of the college ground. Before
those next ten years are gone, she would say, common-sense will have
interfered to let folks live out their lives properly. It had been
quite useless for me to attempt to make her understand how unfitting
was such a speech for the wife of the President of the Republic. My
wife's opposition had been an annoyance to me from the first, but I had
consoled myself by thinking how impossible it always is to imbue a
woman's mind with a logical idea. And though, in all respects of
domestic life, Mrs Neverbend is the best of women, even among women she
is the most illogical.
I now inspected the buildings in a sad frame of mind, asking myself
whether it would ever come to pass that they should be inhabited for
their intended purpose. When the Assembly, in compliance with my
advice, had first enacted the law of the Fixed Period, a large sum had
been voted for these buildings. As the enthusiasm had worn off, men had
asked themselves whether the money had not been wasted, and had said
that for so small a community the college had been planned on an
absurdly grand scale. Still I had gone on, and had watched them as they
grew from day to day, and had allowed no shilling to be spared in
perfecting them. In my earlier years I had been very successful in the
wool trade, and had amassed what men called a large fortune. During the
last two or three years I had devoted a great portion of this to the
external adornment of the college, not without many words on the matter
from Mrs Neverbend. Jack is to be ruined, she had said, in order
that all the old men and women may be killed artistically. This and
other remarks of the kind I was doomed to bear. It was a part of the
difficulty which, as a great reformer, I must endure. But now, as I
walked mournfully among the disconsolate and half-finished buildings, I
could not but ask myself as to the purpose to which my money had been
devoted. And I could not but tell myself that if in coming years these
tenements should be left tenantless, my country would look back upon me
as one who had wasted the produce of her young energies. But again I
bethought me of Columbus and Galileo, and swore that I would go on or
perish in the attempt.
As these painful thoughts were agitating my mind, a slow decrepit
old gentleman came up to me and greeted me as Mr President. He linked
his arm familiarly through mine, and remarked that the time seemed to
be very long before the college received any of its inhabitants. This
was Mr Graybody, the curator, who had been specially appointed to
occupy a certain residence, to look after the grounds, and to keep the
books of the establishment. Graybody and I had come as young men to
Britannula together, and whereas I had succeeded in all my own
individual attempts, he had unfortunately failed. He was exactly of my
age, as was also his wife. But under the stress of misfortune they had
both become unnaturally old, and had at last been left ruined and
hopeless, without a shilling on which to depend. I had always been a
sincere friend to Graybody, though he was, indeed, a man very difficult
to befriend. On most subjects he thought as I did, if he can be said to
have thought at all. At any rate he had agreed with me as to the Fixed
Period, saying how good it would be if he could be deposited at
fifty-eight, and had always declared how blessed must be the time when
it should have come for himself and his old wife. I do not think that
he ever looked much to the principle which I had in view. He had no
great ideas as to the imbecility and weakness of human life when
protracted beyond its fitting limits. He only felt that it would be
good to give up; and that if he did so, others might be made to do so
too. As soon as a residence at the college was completed, I asked him
to fill it; and now he had been living there, he and his wife together,
with an attendant, and drawing his salary as curator for the last three
years. I thought that it would be the very place for him. He was
usually melancholy, disheartened, and impoverished; but he was always
glad to see me, and I was accustomed to go frequently to the college,
in order to find a sympathetic soul with whom to converse about the
future of the establishment. Well, Graybody, I said, I suppose we
are nearly ready for the first comer.
Oh yes; we're always ready; but then the first comer is not. I had
not said much to him during the latter months as to Crasweller, in
particular. His name used formerly to be very ready in all my
conversations with Graybody, but of late I had talked to him in a more
general tone. You can't tell me yet when it's to be, Mr President? We
do find it a little dull here.
Now he knew as well as I did the day and the year of Crasweller's
birth. I had intended to speak to him about Crasweller, but I wished
our friend's name to come first from him. I suppose it will be some
time about mid-winter, I said.
Oh, I didn't know whether it might not have been postponed.
How can it be postponed? As years creep on, you cannot postpone
their step. If there might be postponement such as that, I doubt
whether we should ever find the time for our inhabitants to come. No,
Graybody; there can be no postponement for the Fixed Period.
It might have been made sixty-nine or seventy, said he.
Originally, no doubt. But the wisdom of the Assembly has settled
all that. The Assembly has declared that they in Britannula who are
left alive at sixty-seven shall on that day be brought into the
college. You yourself have, I think, ten years to run, and you will not
be much longer left to pass them in solitude.
It is weary being here all alone, I must confess. Mrs G. says that
she could not bear it for another twelve months. The girl we have has
given us notice, and she is the ninth within a year. No followers will
come after them here, because they say they'll smell the dead bodies.
Rubbish! I exclaimed, angrily; positive rubbish! The actual clay
will evaporate into the air, without leaving a trace either for the eye
to see or the nose to smell.
They all say that when you tried the furnaces there was a savour of
burnt pork. Now great trouble was taken in that matter of cremation;
and having obtained from Europe and the States all the best machinery
for the purpose, I had supplied four immense hogs, in order that the
system might be fairly tested, and I had fattened them for the purpose,
as old men are not unusually very stout. These we consumed in the
furnaces all at the same time, and the four bodies had been dissolved
into their original atoms without leaving a trace behind them by which
their former condition of life might be recognised. But a trap-door in
certain of the chimneys had been left open by accident,either that or
by an enemy on purpose,and undoubtedly some slight flavour of the pig
had been allowed to escape. I had been there on the spot, knowing that
I could trust only my own senses, and was able to declare that the
scent which had escaped was very slight, and by no means disagreeable.
And I was able to show that the trap-door had been left open either by
chance or by design,the very trap-door which was intended to prevent
any such escape during the moments of full cremation,so that there
need be no fear of a repetition of the accident. I ought, indeed, to
have supplied four other hogs, and to have tried the experiment again.
But the theme was disagreeable, and I thought that the trial had been
so far successful as to make it unnecessary that the expense should be
again incurred. They say that men and women would not have quite the
same smell, said he.
How do they know that? I exclaimed, in my anger. How do they know
what men and women will smell like? They haven't tried. There won't be
any smell at allnot the least; and the smoke will all consume itself,
so that even you, living just where you are, will not know when
cremation is going on. We might consume all Gladstonopolis, as I hope
we shall some day, and not a living soul would know anything about it.
But the prejudices of the citizens are ever the stumbling-blocks of
At any rate, Mrs G. tells me that Jemima is going, because none of
the young men will come up and see her.
This was another difficulty, but a small one, and I made up my mind
that it should be overcome. The shrubs seem to grow very well, I
said, resolved to appear as cheerful as possible.
They're pretty nearly all alive, said Graybody; and they do give
the place just an appearance like the cemetery at Old Christchurch. He
meant the capital in the province of Canterbury.
In the course of a few years you will be quitecheerful here.
I don't know much about that, Mr President. I'm not sure that for
myself I want to be cheerful anywhere. If I've only got somebody just
to speak to sometimes, that will be quite enough for me. I suppose old
Crasweller will be the first?
I suppose so.
It will be a gruesome time when I have to go to bed early, so as
not to see the smoke come out of his chimney.
I tell you there will be nothing of the kind. I don't suppose you
will even know when they're going to cremate him.
He will be the first, Mr President; and no doubt he will be looked
closely after. Old Barnes will be here by that time, won't he, sir?
Barnes is the second, and he will come just three months before
Crasweller's departure. But Tallowax, the grocer in High Street, will
be up here by that time. And then they will come so quickly, that we
must soon see to get other lodgings finished. Exors, the lawyer, will
be the fourth; but he will not come in till a day or two after
They all will come; won't they, sir? asked Graybody.
Will come! Why, they must. It is the law.
Tallowax swears he'll have himself strapped to his own kitchen
table, and defend himself to the last gasp with a carving-knife. Exors
says that the law is bad, and you can't touch him. As for Barnes, he
has gone out of what little wits he ever had with the fright of it, and
people seem to think that you couldn't touch a lunatic.
Barnes is no more a lunatic than I am.
I only tell you what folk tell me. I suppose you'll try it on by
force, if necessary. You never expected that people would come and
deposit themselves of their own accord.
The National Assembly expects that the citizens of Britannula will
obey the law.
But there was one question I was going to ask, Mr President. Of
course I am altogether on your side, and do not wish to raise
difficulties. But what shall I do suppose they take to running away
after they have been deposited? If old Crasweller goes off in his
steam-carriage, how am I to go after him, and whom am I to ask to help
to bring him back again?
I was puzzled, but I did not care to show it. No doubt a hundred
little arrangements would be necessary before the affairs of the
institution could be got into a groove so as to run steadily. But our
first object must be to deposit Crasweller and Barnes and Tallowax, so
that the citizens should be accustomed to the fashion of depositing the
aged. There were, as I knew, two or three old women living in various
parts of the island, who would, in due course, come in towards the end
of Crasweller's year. But it had been rumoured that they had already
begun to invent falsehoods as to their age, and I was aware that we
might be led astray by them. This I had been prepared to accept as
being unavoidable; but now, as the time grew nearer, I could not but
see how difficult it would be to enforce the law against well-known
men, and how easy to allow the women to escape by the help of
falsehood. Exors, the lawyer, would say at once that we did not even
attempt to carry out the law; and Barnes, lunatic as he pretended to
be, would be very hard to manage. My mind misgave me as I thought of
all these obstructions, and I felt that I could so willingly deposit
myself at once, and then depart without waiting for my year of
probation. But it was necessary that I should show a determined front
to old Graybody, and make him feel that I at any rate was determined to
remain firm to my purpose. Mr Crasweller will give you no such trouble
as you suggest, said I.
Perhaps he has come round.
He is a gentleman whom we have both known intimately for many
years, and he has always been a friend to the Fixed Period. I believe
that he is so still, although there is some little hitch as to the
exact time at which he should be deposited.
Just twelve months, he says.
Of course, I replied, the difference would be sure to be that of
one year. He seems to think that there are only nine years between him
Ten, Mr President; ten. I know the time well.
I had always thought so; but I should be willing to abandon a year
if I could make things run smooth by doing so. But all that is a detail
with which up here we need not, perhaps, concern ourselves.
Only the time is getting very short, Mr President, and my old woman
will break down altogether if she's told that she's to live another
year all alone. Crasweller won't be a bit readier next year than he is
this; and of course if he is let off, you must let off Barnes and
Tallowax. And there are a lot of old women about who are beginning to
tell terrible lies about their ages. Do think of it all, Mr President.
I never thought of anything else, so full was my mind of the
subject. When I woke in the morning, before I could face the light of
day, it was necessary that I should fortify myself with Columbus and
Galileo. I began to fancy, as the danger became nearer and still
nearer, that neither of those great men had been surrounded by
obstructions such as encompassed me. To plough on across the waves, and
either to be drowned or succeed; to tell a new truth about the heavens,
and either to perish or become great for ever!either was within the
compass of a man who had only his own life to risk. My life,how
willingly could I run any risk, did but the question arise of risking
it! How often I felt, in these days, that there is a fortitude needed
by man much greater than that of jeopardising his life! Life! what is
it? Here was that poor Crasweller, belying himself and all his
convictions just to gain one year more of it, and then when the year
was gone he would still have his deposition before him! Is it not so
with us all? For me I feel,have felt for years,tempted to rush on,
and pass through the gates of death. That man should shudder at the
thought of it does not appear amiss to me. The unknown future is always
awful; and the unknown future of another world, to be approached by so
great a change of circumstances,by the loss of our very flesh and
blood and body itself,has in it something so fearful to the
imagination that the man who thinks of it cannot but be struck with
horror as he acknowledges that by himself too it has to be encountered.
But it has to be encountered; and though the change be awful, it should
not therefore, by the sane judgment, be taken as a change necessarily
for the worst. Knowing the great goodness of the Almighty, should we
not be prepared to accept it as a change probably for the better; as an
alteration of our circumstances, by which our condition may be
immeasurably improved? Then one is driven back to consider the
circumstances by which such change may be effected. To me it seems
rational to suppose that as we leave this body so shall we enter that
new phase of life in which we are destined to live;but with all our
higher resolves somewhat sharpened, and with our lower passions, alas!
made stronger also. That theory by which a human being shall jump at
once to a perfection of bliss, or fall to an eternity of evil and
misery, has never found credence with me. For myself, I have to say
that, while acknowledging my many drawbacks, I have so lived as to
endeavour to do good to others, rather than evil, and that therefore I
look to my departure from this world with awe indeed, but still with
satisfaction. But I cannot look with satisfaction to a condition of
life in which, from my own imbecility, I must necessarily retrograde
into selfishness. It may be that He who judges of us with a wisdom
which I cannot approach, shall take all this into account, and that He
shall so mould my future being as to fit it to the best at which I had
arrived in this world; still I cannot but fear that a taint of that
selfishness which I have hitherto avoided, but which will come if I
allow myself to become old, may remain, and that it will be better for
me that I should go hence while as yet my own poor wants are not
altogether uppermost in my mind. But then, in arranging this matter, I
am arranging it for my fellow-citizens, and not for myself. I have to
endeavour to think how Crasweller's mind may be affected rather than my
own. He dreads his departure with a trembling, currish fear; and I
should hardly be doing good to him were I to force him to depart in a
frame of mind so poor and piteous. But then, again, neither is it
altogether of Crasweller that I must think,not of Crasweller or of
myself. How will the coming ages of men be affected by such a change as
I propose, should such a change become the normal condition of Death?
Can it not be brought about that men should arrange for their own
departure, so as to fall into no senile weakness, no slippered
selfishness, no ugly whinings of undefined want, before they shall go
hence, and be no more thought of? These are the ideas that have
actuated me, and to them I have been brought by seeing the conduct of
those around me. Not for Crasweller, or Barnes, or Tallowax, will this
thing be good,nor for those old women who are already lying about
their ages in their cottages,nor for myself, who am, I know, too apt
to boast of myself, that even though old age should come upon me, I may
be able to avoid the worst of its effects; but for those untold
generations to come, whose lives may be modelled for them under the
knowledge that at a certain Fixed Period they shall depart hence with
all circumstances of honour and glory.
I was, however, quite aware that it would be useless to spend my
energy in dilating on this to Mr Graybody. He simply was willing to
shuffle off his mortal coil, because he found it uncomfortable in the
wearing. In all likelihood, had his time come as nigh as that of
Crasweller, he too, like Crasweller, would impotently implore the grace
of another year. He would ape madness like Barnes, or arm himself with
a carving-knife like Tallowax, or swear that there was a flaw in the
law, as Exors was disposed to do. He too would clamorously swear that
he was much younger, as did the old women. Was not the world peopled by
Craswellers, Tallowaxes, Exorses, and old women? Had I a right to hope
to alter the feelings which nature herself had implanted in the minds
of men? But still it might be done by practice,by practice; if only
we could arrive at the time in which practice should have become
practice. Then, as I was about to depart from the door of Graybody's
house, I whispered to myself again the names of Galileo and Columbus.
You think that he will come on the thirtieth? said Graybody, as he
took my hand at parting.
I think, replied I, that you and I, as loyal citizens of the
Republic, are bound to suppose that he will do his duty as a citizen.
Then I went, leaving him standing in doubt at his door.
END OF THE FIRST VOLUME.
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CHAPTER VII. COLUMBUS AND GALILEO.
I had left Graybody with a lie on my tongue. I said that I was bound
to suppose that Crasweller would do his duty as a citizen,by which I
had meant Graybody to understand that I expected my old friend to
submit to deposition. Now I expected nothing of the kind, and it
grieved me to think that I should be driven to such false excuses. I
began to doubt whether my mind would hold its proper bent under the
strain thus laid upon it, and to ask myself whether I was in all
respects sane in entertaining the ideas which filled my mind. Galileo
and Columbus,Galileo and Columbus! I endeavoured to comfort myself
with these names,but in a vain, delusive manner; and though I used
them constantly, I was beginning absolutely to hate them. Why could I
not return to my wool-shed, and be contented among my bales, and my
ships, and my credits, as I was of yore, before this theory took total
possession of me? I was doing good then. I robbed no one. I assisted
very many in their walks of life. I was happy in the praises of all my
fellow-citizens. My health was good, and I had ample scope for my
energies then, even as now. But there came on me a day of success,a
day, shall I say, of glory or of wretchedness? or shall I not most
truly say of both?and I persuaded my fellow-citizens to undertake
this sad work of the Fixed Period. From that moment all quiet had left
me, and all happiness. Still, it is not necessary that a man should be
happy. I doubt whether Cæsar was happy with all those enemies around
him,Gauls, and Britons, and Romans. If a man be doing his duty, let
him not think too much of that condition of mind which he calls
happiness. Let him despise happiness and do his duty, and he will in
one sense be happy. But if there creep upon him a doubt as to his duty,
if he once begin to feel that he may perhaps be wrong, then farewell
all peace of mind,then will come that condition in which a man is
tempted to ask himself whether he be in truth of sane mind.
What should I do next? The cricketing Englishmen, I knew, were
going. Two or three days more would see their gallant ship steam out of
the harbour. As I returned in my cab to the city, I could see the
English colours fluttering from her topmast, and the flag of the
English cricket-club waving from her stern. But I knew well that they
had discussed the question of the Fixed Period among them, and that
there was still time for them to go home and send back some English
mandate which ought to be inoperative, but which we should be unable to
disobey. And letters might have been written before this,treacherous
letters, calling for the assistance of another country in opposition to
the councils of their own.
But what should I do next? I could not enforce the law vi et
armis against Crasweller. I had sadly but surely acknowledged so
much as that to myself. But I thought that I had seen signs of
relenting about the man,some symptoms of sadness which seemed to
bespeak a yielding spirit. He only asked for a year. He was still in
theory a supporter of the Fixed Period,pleading his own little cause,
however, by a direct falsehood. Could I not talk him into a generous
assent? There would still be a year for him. And in old days there had
been a spice of manliness in his bosom, to which it might be possible
that I should bring him back. Though the hope was poor, it seemed at
present to be my only hope.
As I returned, I came round by the quays, dropping my cab at the
corner of the street. There was the crowd of Englishmen, all going off
to the vessel to see their bats and bicycles disposed of, and among
them was Jack the hero. They were standing at the water's-edge, while
three long-boats were being prepared to take them off. Here's the
President, said Sir Kennington Oval; he has not seen our yacht yet:
let him come on board with us. They were very gracious; so I got into
one boat, and Jack into another, and old Crasweller, who had come with
his guests from Little Christchurch, into the third; and we were pulled
off to the yacht. Jack, I perceived, was quite at home there. He had
dined there frequently, and had slept on board; but to me and
Crasweller it was altogether new. Yes, said Lord Marylebone; if a
fellow is to make his home for a month upon the seas, it is as well to
make it as comfortable as possible. Each of us has his own crib, with a
bath to himself, and all the et-ceteras. This is where we feed. It is
not altogether a bad shop for grubbing. As I looked round I thought
that I had never seen anything more palatial and beautiful. This is
where we pretend to sit, continued the lord; where we are supposed to
write our letters and read our books. And this, he said, opening
another door, is where we really sit, and smoke our pipes, and drink
our brandy-and-water. We came out under the rule of that tyrant King
MacNuffery. We mean to go back as a republic. And I, as being the only
lord, mean to elect myself president. You couldn't give me any wrinkles
as to a pleasant mode of governing? Everybody is to be allowed to do
exactly what he pleases, and nobody is to be interfered with unless he
interferes with somebody else. We mean to take a wrinkle from you
fellows in Britannula, where everybody seems, under your presidency, to
be as happy as the day is long.
We have no Upper House with us, my lord, said I.
You have got rid, at any rate, of one terrible bother. I daresay we
shall drop it before long in England. I don't see why we should
continue to sit merely to register the edicts of the House of Commons,
and be told that we're a pack of fools when we hesitate. I told him
that it was the unfortunate destiny of a House of Lords to be made to
see her own unfitness for legislative work.
But if we were abolished, continued he, then I might get into the
other place and do something. You have to be elected a Peer of
Parliament, or you can sit nowhere. A ship can only be a ship, after
all; but if we must live in a ship, we are not so bad here. Come and
take some tiffin. An Englishman, when he comes to our side of the
globe, always calls his lunch tiffin.
I went back to the other room with Lord Marylebone; and as I took my
place at the table, I heard that the assembled cricketers were all
discussing the Fixed Period.
I'd be shot, said Mr Puddlebrane, if they should deposit me, and
bleed me to death, and cremate me like a big pig. Then he perceived
that I had entered the saloon, and there came a sudden silence across
What sort of wind will be blowing next Friday at two o'clock?
asked Sir Lords Longstop.
It was evident that Sir Lords had only endeavoured to change the
conversation because of my presence; and it did not suit me to allow
them to think that I was afraid to talk of the Fixed Period. Why
should you object to be cremated, Mr Puddlebrane, said I, whether
like a big pig or otherwise? It has not been suggested that any one
shall cremate you while alive.
Because my father and mother were buried. And all the Puddlebranes
were always buried. There are they, all to be seen in Puddlebrane
Church, and I should like to appear among them.
I suppose it's only their names that appear, and not their bodies,
Mr Puddlebrane. And a cremated man may have as big a tombstone as
though he had been allowed to become rotten in the orthodox fashion.
What Puddlebrane means is, said another, that he'd like to have
the same chance of living as his ancestors.
If he will look back to his family records he will find that they
very generally died before sixty-eight. But we have no idea of invading
your Parliament and forcing our laws upon you.
Take a glass of wine, Mr President, said Lord Marylebone, and
leave Puddlebrane to his ancestors. He's a very good Slip, though he
didn't catch Jack when he got a chance. Allow me to recommend you a bit
of ice-pudding. The mangoes came from Jamaica, and are as fresh as the
day they were picked. I ate my mango-pudding, but I did not enjoy it,
for I was sure that the whole crew were returning to England laden with
prejudices against the Fixed Period. As soon as I could escape, I got
back to the shore, leaving Jack among my enemies. It was impossible not
to feel that they were my enemies, as I was sure that they were about
to oppose the cherished conviction of my very heart and soul.
Crasweller had sat there perfectly silent while Mr Puddlebrane had
spoken of his own possible cremation. And yet Crasweller was a declared
On the Friday, at two o'clock, the vessel sailed amidst all the
plaudits which could be given by mingled kettle-drums and trumpets, and
by a salvo of artillery. They were as good a set of fellows as ever
wore pink-flannel clothing, and as generous as any that there are born
to live upon pâté and champagne. I doubt whether there was one
among them who could have earned his bread in a counting-house, unless
it was Stumps the professional. When we had paid all honour to the
departing vessel, I went at once to Little Christchurch, and there I
found my friend in the verandah with Eva. During the last month or two
he seemed to be much older than I had ever before known him, and was
now seated with his daughter's hand within his own. I had not seen him
since the day on board the yacht, and he now seemed to be greyer and
more haggard than he was then. Crasweller, said I, taking him by the
hand, it is a sad thing that you and I should quarrel after so many
years of perfect friendship.
So it is; so it is. I don't want to quarrel, Mr President.
There shall be no quarrel. Well, Eva, how do you bear the loss of
all your English friends?
The loss of my English friends won't hurt me if I can only keep
those which I used to have in Britannula. I doubted whether she
alluded to me or to Jack. It might be only to me, but I thought she
looked as if she were thinking of Jack.
Eva, my dear, said Mr Crasweller, you had better leave us. The
President, I think, wishes to speak to me on business. Then she came
up and looked me in the face, and pressed my hand, and I knew that she
was asking for mercy for her father. The feeling was not pleasant,
seeing that I was bound by the strongest oath which the mind can
conceive not to show him mercy.
I sat for a few minutes in silence, thinking that as Mr Crasweller
had banished Eva, he would begin. But he said nothing, and would have
remained silent had I allowed him to do so. Crasweller, I said, it
is certainly not well that you and I should quarrel on this matter. In
your company I first learned to entertain this project, and for years
we have agreed that in it is to be found the best means for remedying
the condition of mankind.
I had not felt then what it is to be treated as one who was already
Does Eva treat you so?
Yes; with all her tenderness and all her sweet love, Eva feels that
my days are numbered unless I will boldly declare myself opposed to
your theory. She already regards me as though I were a visitant from
the other world. Her very gentleness is intolerable.
But, Crasweller, the convictions of your mind cannot be changed.
I do not know. I will not say that any change has taken place. But
it is certain that convictions become vague when they operate against
one's self. The desire to live is human, and therefore God-like. When
the hand of God is felt to have struck one with coming death, the
sufferer, knowing the blow to be inevitable, can reconcile himself; but
it is very hard to walk away to one's long rest while health, and work,
and means of happiness yet remain.
There was something in this which seemed to me to imply that he had
abandoned the weak assertion as to his age, and no longer intended to
ask for a year of grace by the use of that falsehood. But it was
necessary that I should be sure of this. As to your exact age, I've
been looking at the records, I began.
The records are right enough, he said; you need trouble yourself
no longer about the records. Eva and I have discussed all that. From
this I became aware that Eva had convinced him of the baseness of the
Then there is the law, said I, with, as I felt, unflinching
Yes, there is the law,if it be a law. Mr Exors is prepared to
dispute it, and says that he will ask permission to argue the case out
with the executive.
He would argue about anything. You know what Exors is.
And there is that poor man Barnes has gone altogether out of his
mind, and has become a drivelling idiot.
They told me yesterday that he was a raging lunatic; but I learn
from really good authority that whether he takes one part or the other,
he is only acting.
And Tallowax is prepared to run amuck against those who come to
fetch him. He swears that no one shall lead him up to the college.
And you? Then there was a pause, and Crasweller sat silent with
his face buried in his hands. He was, at any rate, in a far better
condition of mind for persuasion than that in which I had last found
him. He had given up the fictitious year, and had acknowledged that he
had assented to the doctrine with which he was now asked to comply. But
it was a hard task that of having to press him under such
circumstances. I thought of Eva and her despair, and of himself with
all that natural desire for life eager at his heart. I looked round and
saw the beauty of the scenery, and thought how much worse to such a man
would be the melancholy shades of the college than even departure
itself. And I am not by nature hard-hearted. I have none of that steel
and fibre which will enable a really strong man to stand firm by
convictions even when opposed by his affections. To have liberated
Crasweller at this moment, I would have walked off myself, oh, so
willingly, to the college! I was tearing my own heart to pieces;but I
remembered Columbus and Galileo. Neither of them was surely ever tried
as I was at this moment. But it had to be done, or I must yield, and
for ever. If I could not be strong to prevail with my own friend and
fellow-labourer,with Crasweller, who was the first to come, and who
should have entered the college with an heroic grandeur,how could I
even desire any other to immure himself? how persuade such men as
Barnes, or Tallowax, or that pettifogger Exors, to be led quietly up
through the streets of the city? And you? I asked again.
It is for you to decide.
The agony of that moment! But I think that I did right. Though my
very heart was bleeding, I know that I did right. For the sake of the
benefits which are to accrue to unknown thousands of your
fellow-creatures, it is your duty to obey the law. This I said in a
low voice, still holding him by the hand. I felt at the moment a great
love for him,and in a certain sense admiration, because he had so far
conquered his fear of an unknown future as to promise to do this thing
simply because he had said that he would do it. There was no high
feeling as to future generations of his fellow-creatures, no grand idea
that he was about to perform a great duty for the benefit of mankind in
general, but simply the notion that as he had always advocated my
theory as my friend, he would not now depart from it, let the cost to
himself be what it might. He answered me only by drawing away his hand.
But I felt that in his heart he accused me of cruelty, and of mad
adherence to a theory. Should it not be so, Crasweller?
As you please, President.
But should it not be so? Then, at great length, I went over once
again all my favourite arguments, and endeavoured with the whole
strength of my eloquence to reach his mind. But I knew, as I was doing
so, that that was all in vain. I had succeeded,or perhaps Eva had
done so,in inducing him to repudiate the falsehood by which he had
endeavoured to escape. But I had not in the least succeeded in making
him see the good which would come from his deposition. He was ready to
become a martyr, because in years back he had said that he would do so.
He had now left it for me to decide whether he should be called upon to
perform his promise; and I, with an unfeeling pertinacity, had given
the case against him. That was the light in which Mr Crasweller looked
at it. You do not think that I am cruel? I asked.
I do, said Crasweller. You ask the question, and I answer you. I
do think that you are cruel. It concerns life and death,that is a
matter of course,and it is the life and death of your most intimate
friend, of Eva's father, of him who years since came hither with you
from another country, and has lived with you through all the struggles
and all the successes of a long career. But you have my word, and I
will not depart from it, even to save my life. In a moment of weakness
I was tempted to a weak lie. I will not lie. I will not demean myself
to claim a poor year of life by such means, though I do not lack
evidence to support the statement. I am ready to go with you; and he
rose up from his seat as though intending to walk away and be deposited
Not now, Crasweller.
I shall be ready when you may come for me. I shall not again leave
my home till I have to leave it for the last time. Days and weeks mean
nothing with me now. The bitterness of death has fallen upon me.
Crasweller, I will come and live with you, and be a brother to you,
during the entire twelve months.
No; it will not be needed. Eva will be with me, and perhaps Jack
may come and see me,though I must not allow Jack to express the
warmth of his indignation in Eva's hearing. Jack had perhaps better
leave Britannula for a time, and not come back till all shall be over.
Then he may enjoy the lawns of Little Christchurch in peace,unless,
perchance, an idea should disturb him, that he has been put into their
immediate possession by his father's act. Then he got up from his
chair and went from the verandah back into the house.
As I rose and returned to the city, I almost repented myself of what
I had done. I had it in my heart to go back and yield, and to tell him
that I would assent to the abandonment of my whole project. It was not
for me to say that I would spare my own friend, and execute the law
against Barnes and Tallowax; nor was it for me to declare that the
victims of the first year should be forgiven. I could easily let the
law die away, but it was not in my power to decide that it should fall
into partial abeyance. This I almost did. But when I had turned on my
road to Little Christchurch, and was prepared to throw myself into
Crasweller's arms, the idea of Galileo and Columbus, and their ultimate
success, again filled my bosom. The moment had now come in which I
might succeed. The first man was ready to go to the stake, and I had
felt all along that the great difficulty would be in obtaining the
willing assent of the first martyr. It might well be that these
accusations of cruelty were a part of the suffering without which my
great reform could not be carried to success. Though I should live to
be accounted as cruel as Cæsar, what would that be if I too could
reduce my Gaul to civilisation? Dear Crasweller, I murmured to myself
as I turned again towards Gladstonopolis, and hurrying back, buried
myself in the obscurity of the executive chambers.
The following day occurred a most disagreeable scene in my own house
at dinner. Jack came in and took his chair at the table in grim
silence. It might be that he was lamenting for his English friends who
were gone, and therefore would not speak. Mrs Neverbend, too, ate her
dinner without a word. I began to fear that presently there would be
something to be said,some cause for a quarrel; and as is customary on
such occasions, I endeavoured to become specially gracious and
communicative. I talked about the ship that had started on its homeward
journey, and praised Lord Marylebone, and laughed at Mr Puddlebrane;
but it was to no effect. Neither would Jack nor Mrs Neverbend say
anything, and they ate their dinner gloomily till the attendant left
the room. Then Jack began. I think it right to tell you, sir, that
there's going to be a public meeting on the Town Flags the day after
to-morrow. The Town Flags was an open unenclosed place, over which,
supported by arches, was erected the Town Hall. It was here that the
people were accustomed to hold those outside assemblies which too often
guided the responsible Assembly in the Senate-house.
And what are you all going to talk about there?
There is only one subject, said Jack, which at present occupies
the mind of Gladstonopolis. The people don't intend to allow you to
deposit Mr Crasweller.
Considering your age and experience, Jack, don't you think that
you're taking too much upon yourself to say whether people will allow
or will not allow the executive of the country to perform their duty?
If Jack isn't old, said Mrs Neverbend, I, at any rate, am older,
and I say the same thing.
Of course I only said what I thought, continued Jack. What I want
to explain is, that I shall be there myself, and shall do all that I
can to support the meeting.
In opposition to your father? said I.
Well;yes, I am afraid so. You see it's a public subject on a
public matter, and I don't see that father and son have anything to do
with it. If I were in the Assembly, I don't suppose I should be bound
to support my father.
But you're not in the Assembly.
I have my own convictions all the same, and I find myself called
upon to take a part.
Good graciousyes! and to save poor old Mr Crasweller's life from
this most inhuman law. He's just as fit to live as are you and I.
The only question is, whether he be fit to die,or rather to be
deposited, I mean. But I'm not going to argue the subject here. It has
been decided by the law; and that should be enough for you two, as it
is enough for me. As for Jack, I will not have him attend any such
meeting. Were he to do so, he would incur my grave displeasure,and
What do you mean to do to the boy? asked Mrs Neverbend.
If he ceases to behave to me like a son, I shall cease to treat him
like a father. If he attends this meeting he must leave my house, and I
shall see him no more.
Leave the house! shrieked Mrs Neverbend.
Jack, said I, with the kindest voice which I was able to assume,
you will pack up your portmanteau and go to New Zealand the day after
to-morrow. I have business for you to transact with Macmurdo and Brown
of some importance. I will give you the particulars when I see you in
Of course he won't go, Mr Neverbend, cried my wife. But, though
the words were determined, there was a certain vacillation in the tone
of her voice which did not escape me.
We shall see. If Jack intends to remain as my son, he must obey his
father. I have been kind, and perhaps too indulgent, to him. I now
require that he shall proceed to New Zealand the day after to-morrow.
The boat sails at eight. I shall be happy to go down with him and see
him on board.
Jack only shook his head,by which I understood that he meant
rebellion. I had been a most generous father to him, and loved him as
the very apple of my eye; but I was determined that I would be stern.
You have heard my order, I said, and you can have to-morrow to think
about it. I advise you not to throw over, and for ever, the affection,
the fostering care, and all the comforts, pecuniary as well as others,
which you have hitherto had from an indulgent father.
You do not mean to say that you will disinherit the boy? said Mrs
I knew that it was utterly out of my power to do so. I could not
disinherit him. I could not even rob him of a single luxury without an
amount of suffering much greater than he would feel. Was I not thinking
of him day and night as I arranged my worldly affairs? That moment when
he knocked down Sir Kennington Oval's wicket, had I not been as proud
as he was? When the trumpet sounded, did not I feel the honour more
than he? When he made his last triumphant run, and I threw my hat in
the air, was it not to me sweeter than if I had done it myself? Did I
not even love him the better for swearing that he would make this fight
for Crasweller? But yet it was necessary that I should command
obedience, and, if possible, frighten him into subservience. We talk of
a father's power, and know that the old Romans could punish filial
disobedience by death; but a Britannulan father has a heart in his
bosom which is more powerful than law or even custom, and I believe
that the Roman was much the same. My dear, I will not discuss my
future intentions before the boy. It would be unseemly. I command him
to start for New Zealand the day after to-morrow, and I shall see
whether he will obey me. I strongly advise him to be governed in this
matter by his father. Jack only shook his head, and left the room. I
became aware afterwards that he slept that night at Little
That night I received such a lecture from Mrs Neverbend in our
bedroom as might have shamed that Mrs Caudle of whom we read in English
history. I hate these lectures, not as thinking them unbecoming, but as
being peculiarly disagreeable. I always find myself absolutely impotent
during their progress. I am aware that it is quite useless to speak a
word, and that I can only allow the clock to run itself down. What Mrs
Neverbend says at such moments has always in it a great deal of good
sense; but it is altogether wasted, because I knew it all beforehand,
and with pen and ink could have written down the lecture which she
delivered at that peculiar moment. And I fear no evil results from her
anger for the future, because her conduct to me will, I know by
experience, be as careful and as kind as ever. Were another to use
harsh language to me, she would rise in wrath to defend me. And she
does not, in truth, mean a tenth of what she says. But I am for the
time as though I were within the clapper of a mill; and her passion
goes on increasing because she can never get a word from me. Mr
Neverbend, I tell you this,you are going to make a fool of yourself.
I think it my duty to tell you so, as your wife. Everybody else will
think it. Who are you, to liken yourself to Galileo?an old fellow of
that kind who lived a thousand years ago, before Christianity had ever
been invented. You have got nasty murderous thoughts in your mind, and
want to kill poor Mr Crasweller, just out of pride, because you have
said you would. Now, Jack is determined that you shan't, and I say that
he is right. There is no reason why Jack shouldn't obey me as well as
you. You will never be able to deposit Mr Crasweller,not if you try
it for a hundred years. The city won't let you do it; and if you have a
grain of sense left in your head, you won't attempt it. Jack is
determined to meet the men on the Town Flags the day after to-morrow,
and I say that he is right. As for your disinheriting him, and spending
all your money on machinery to roast pigs,I say you can't do it.
There will be a commission to inquire into you if you do not mind
yourself, and then you will remember what I told you. Poor Mr
Crasweller, whom you have known for forty years! I wonder how you can
bring yourself to think of killing the poor man, whose bread you have
so often eaten! And if you think you are going to frighten Jack, you
are very much mistaken. Jack would do twice more for Eva Crasweller
than for you or me, and it's natural he should. You may be sure he will
not give up; and the end will be, that he will get Eva for his own. I
do believe he has gone to sleep. Then I gave myself infinite credit
for the pertinacity of my silence, and for the manner in which I had
put on an appearance of somnolency without overacting the part. Mrs
Neverbend did in truth go to sleep, but I lay awake during the whole
night thinking of the troubles before me.
CHAPTER VIII. THE JOHN BRIGHT.
Jack, of course, did not go to New Zealand, and I was bound to
quarrel with him,temporarily. They held the meeting on the Town
Flags, and many eloquent words were, no doubt, spoken. I did not go, of
course, nor did I think it well to read the reports. Mrs Neverbend took
it into her head at this time to speak to me only respecting the
material wants of life. Will you have another lump of sugar in your
tea, Mr President? Or, If you want a second blanket on your bed, Mr
Neverbend, and will say the word, it shall be supplied. I took her in
the same mood, and was dignified, cautious, and silent. With Jack I was
supposed to have quarrelled altogether, and very grievous it was to me
not to be able to speak to the lad of a morning or an evening. But he
did not seem to be much the worse for it. As for turning him out of the
house or stopping his pocket-money, that would be carrying the joke
further than I could do it. Indeed it seemed to me that he was
peculiarly happy at this time, for he did not go to his office. He
spent his mornings in making speeches, and then went down in the
afternoon on his bicycle to Little Christchurch.
So the time passed on, and the day absolutely came on which
Crasweller was to be deposited. I had seen him constantly during the
last few weeks, but he had not spoken to me on the subject. He had said
that he would not leave Little Christchurch, and he did not do so. I do
not think that he had been outside his own grounds once during these
six weeks. He was always courteous to me, and would offer me tea and
toast when I came, with a stately civility, as though there had been no
subject of burning discord between us. Eva I rarely saw. That she was
there I was aware,but she never came into my presence till the
evening before the appointed day, as I shall presently have to tell.
Once or twice I did endeavour to lead him on to the subject; but he
showed a disinclination to discuss it so invincible, that I was
silenced. As I left him on the day before that on which he was to be
deposited, I assured him that I would call for him on the morrow.
Do not trouble yourself, he said, repeating the words twice over.
It will be just the same whether you are here or not. Then I shook my
head by way of showing him that I would come, and I took my leave.
I must explain that during these last few weeks things had not gone
quietly in Gladstonopolis, but there had been nothing like a serious
riot. I was glad to find that, in spite of Jack's speechifying, the
younger part of the population was still true to me, and I did not
doubt that I should still have got the majority of votes in the
Assembly. A rumour was spread abroad that the twelve months of
Crasweller's period of probation were to be devoted to discussing the
question, and I was told that my theory as to the Fixed Period would
not in truth have been carried out merely because Mr Crasweller had
changed his residence from Little Christchurch to the college. I had
ordered an open barouche to be prepared for the occasion, and had got a
pair of splendid horses fit for a triumphal march. With these I
intended to call at Little Christchurch at noon, and to accompany Mr
Crasweller up to the college, sitting on his left hand. On all other
occasions, the President of the Republic sat in his carriage on the
right side, and I had ever stood up for the dignities of my position.
But this occasion was to be an exception to all rule.
On the evening before, as I was sitting in my library at home
mournfully thinking of the occasion, telling myself that after all I
could not devote my friend to what some might think a premature death,
the door was opened, and Eva Crasweller was announced. She had on one
of those round, close-fitting men's hats which ladies now wear, but
under it was a veil which quite hid her face. I am taking a liberty,
Mr Neverbend, she said, in troubling you at the present moment.
Eva, my dear, how can anything you do be called a liberty?
I do not know, Mr Neverbend. I have come to you because I am very
I thought you had shunned me of late.
So I have. How could I help it, when you have been so anxious to
deposit poor papa in that horrid place?
He was equally anxious a few years since.
Never! He agreed to it because you told him, and because you were a
man able to persuade. It was not that he ever had his heart in it, even
when it was not near enough to alarm himself. And he is not a man
fearful of death in the ordinary way. Papa is a brave man.
My darling child, it is beautiful to hear you say so of him.
He is going with you to-morrow simply because he has made you a
promise, and does not choose to have it said of him that he broke his
word even to save his own life. Is not that courage? It is not with him
as it is with you, who have your heart in the matter, because you think
of some great thing that you will do, so that your name may be
remembered to future generations.
It is not for that, Eva. I care not at all whether my name be
remembered. It is for the good of many that I act.
He believes in no good, but is willing to go because of his
promise. Is it fair to keep him to such a promise under such
But the law
I will hear nothing of the law. The law means you and your
influences. Papa is to be sacrificed to the law to suit your pleasure.
Papa is to be destroyed, not because the law wishes it, but to suit the
taste of Mr Neverbend.
It is true.
To suit my taste?
Wellwhat else? You have got the idea into your head, and you will
not drop it. And you have persuaded him because he is your friend. Oh,
a most fatal friendship! He is to be sacrificed because, when thinking
of other things, he did not care to differ with you. Then she paused,
as though to see whether I might not yield to her words. And if the
words of any one would have availed to make me yield, I think it would
have been hers as now spoken. Do you know what people will say of you,
Mr Neverbend? she continued.
What will they say?
If I only knew how best I could tell you! Your son has asked meto
be his wife.
I have long known that he has loved you well.
But it can never be, she said, if my father is to be carried away
to this fearful place. People would say that you had hurried him off in
order that Jack
Would you believe it, Eva? said I, with indignation.
It does not matter what I would believe. Mr Grundle is saying it
already, and is accusing me too. And Mr Exors, the lawyer, is spreading
it about. It has become quite the common report in Gladstonopolis that
Jack is to become at once the owner of Little Christchurch.
Perish Little Christchurch! I exclaimed. My son would marry no
man's daughter for his money.
I do not believe it of Jack, she said, for I know that he is
generous and good. There! I do love him better than any one in the
world. But as things are, I can never marry him if papa is to be shut
up in that wretched City of the Dead.
Not City of the Dead, my dear.
Oh, I cannot bear to think of it!all alone with no one but me
with him to watch him as day after day passes away, as the ghastly hour
comes nearer and still nearer, when he is to be burned in those fearful
The cremation, my dear, has nothing in truth to do with the Fixed
To wait till the fatal day shall have arrived, and then to know
that at a fixed hour he will be destroyed just because you have said
so! Can you imagine what my feelings will be when that moment shall
I had not in truth thought of it. But now, when the idea was
represented to my mind's eye, I acknowledged to myself that it would be
impossible that she should be left there for the occasion. How or when
she should be taken away, or whither, I could not at the moment think.
These would form questions which it would be very hard to answer. After
some score of years, say, when the community would be used to the Fixed
Period, I could understand that a daughter or a wife might leave the
college, and go away into such solitudes as the occasion required, a
week perhaps before the hour arranged for departure had come. Custom
would make it comparatively easy; as custom has arranged such a period
of mourning for a widow, and such another for a widower, a son, or a
daughter. But here, with Eva, there would be no custom. She would have
nothing to guide her, and might remain there till the last fatal
moment. I had hoped that she might have married Jack, or perhaps
Grundle, during the interval,not having foreseen that the year, which
was intended to be one of honour and glory, should become a time of
mourning and tribulation. Yes, my dear, it is very sad.
Sad! Was there ever a position in life so melancholy, so mournful,
so unutterably miserable? I remained there opposite, gazing into
vacancy, but I could say nothing. What do you intend to do, Mr
Neverbend? she asked. It is altogether in your bosom. My father's
life or death is in your hands. What is your decision? I could only
remain steadfast; but it seemed to be impossible to say so. Well, Mr
Neverbend, will you speak?
It is not for me to decide. It is for the country.
The country! she exclaimed, rising up; it is your own
pride,your vanity and cruelty combined. You will not yield in this
matter to me, your friend's daughter, because your vanity tells you
that when you have once said a thing, that thing shall come to pass.
Then she put the veil down over her face, and went out of the room.
I sat for some time motionless, trying to turn over in my mind all
that she had said to me; but it seemed as though my faculties were
utterly obliterated in despair. Eva had been to me almost as a
daughter, and yet I was compelled to refuse her request for her
father's life. And when she had told me that it was my pride and vanity
which had made me do so, I could not explain to her that they were not
the cause. And, indeed, was I sure of myself that it was not so? I had
flattered myself that I did it for the public good; but was I sure that
obduracy did not come from my anxiety to be counted with Columbus and
Galileo? or if not that, was there not something personal to myself in
my desire that I should be known as one who had benefited my species?
In considering such matters, it is so hard to separate the motives,to
say how much springs from some glorious longing to assist others in
their struggle upwards in humanity, and how much again from mean
personal ambition. I had thought that I had done it all in order that
the failing strength of old age might be relieved, and that the race
might from age to age be improved. But I now doubted myself, and feared
lest that vanity of which Eva had spoken to me had overcome me. With my
wife and son I could still be brave,even with Crasweller I could be
constant and hard; but to be obdurate with Eva was indeed a struggle.
And when she told me that I did so through pride, I found it very hard
to bear. And yet it was not that I was angry with the child. I became
more and more attached to her the more loudly she spoke on behalf of
her father. Her very indignation endeared me to her, and made me feel
how excellent she was, how noble a wife she would be for my son. But
was I to give way after all? Having brought the matter to such a pitch,
was I to give up everything to the prayers of a girl? I was well aware
even then that my theory was true. The old and effete should go, in
order that the strong and manlike might rise in their places and do the
work of the world with the wealth of the world at their command. Take
the average of mankind all round, and there would be but the lessening
of a year or two from the life of them all. Even taking those men who
had arrived at twenty-five, to how few are allotted more than forty
years of life! But yet how large a proportion of the wealth of the
world remains in the hands of those who have passed that age, and are
unable from senile imbecility to employ that wealth as it should be
used! As I thought of this, I said to myself that Eva's prayers might
not avail, and I did take some comfort to myself in thinking that all
was done for the sake of posterity. And then, again, when I thought of
her prayers, and of those stern words which had followed her
prayers,of that charge of pride and vanity,I did tell myself that
pride and vanity were not absent.
She was gone now, and I felt that she must say and think evil things
of me through all my future life. The time might perhaps come, when I
too should have been taken away, and when her father should long since
have been at rest, that softer thoughts would come across her mind. If
it were only possible that I might go, so that Jack might be married to
the girl he loved, that might be well. Then I wiped my eyes, and went
forth to make arrangements for the morrow.
The morning came,the 30th of June,a bright, clear, winter
morning, cold but still genial and pleasant as I got into the barouche
and had myself driven to Little Christchurch. To say that my heart was
sad within me would give no fair record of my condition. I was so
crushed by grief, so obliterated by the agony of the hour, that I
hardly saw what passed before my eyes. I only knew that the day had
come, the terrible day for which in my ignorance I had yearned, and
that I was totally unable to go through its ceremonies with dignity, or
even with composure. But I observed as I was driven down the street,
lying out at sea many miles to the left, a small spot of smoke on the
horizon, as though it might be of some passing vessel. It did not in
the least awaken my attention; but there it was, and I remembered to
have thought as I passed on how blessed were they who steamed by
unconscious of that terrible ordeal of the Fixed Period which I was
bound to encounter.
I went to Little Christchurch, and there I found Mr Crasweller
waiting for me in the hall. I came in and took his limp hand in mine,
and congratulated him. Oh how vain, how wretched, sounded that
congratulation in my own ears!
And it was spoken, I was aware, in a piteous tone of voice, and with
meagre, bated breath. He merely shook his head, and attempted to pass
on. Will you not take your greatcoat? said I, seeing that he was
going out into the open air without protection.
No; why should I? It will not be wanted up there.
You do not know the place, I replied. There are twenty acres of
pleasure-ground for you to wander over. Then he turned upon me a
look,oh, such a look!and went on and took his place in the
carriage. But Eva followed him, and spread a rug across his knees, and
threw a cloak over his shoulders.
Will not Eva come with us? I said.
No; my daughter will hide her face on such a day as this. It is for
you and me to be carried through the city,you because you are proud
of the pageant, and me because I do not fear it. This, too, added
something to my sorrow. Then I looked and saw that Eva got into a small
closed carriage in the rear, and was driven off by a circuitous route,
to meet us, no doubt, at the college.
As we were driven away,Crasweller and I,I had not a word to say
to him. And he seemed to collect himself in his fierceness, and to
remain obdurately silent in his anger. In this way we drove on, till,
coming to a turn of the road, the expanse of the sea appeared before
us. Here again I observed a small cloud of smoke which had grown out of
the spot I had before seen, and I was aware that some large ship was
making its way into the harbour of Gladstonopolis. I turned my face
towards it and gazed, and then a sudden thought struck me. How would it
be with me if this were some great English vessel coming into our
harbour on the very day of Crasweller's deposition? A year since I
would have rejoiced on such an occasion, and would have assured myself
that I would show to the strangers the grandeur of this ceremony, which
must have been new to them. But now a creeping terror took possession
of me, and I felt my heart give way within me. I wanted no Englishman,
nor American, to come and see the first day of our Fixed Period.
It was evident that Crasweller did not see the smoke; but to my
eyes, as we progressed, it became nearer, till at last the hull of the
vast vessel became manifest. Then as the carriage passed on into the
street of Gladstonopolis at the spot where one side of the street forms
the quay, the vessel with extreme rapidity steamed in, and I could see
across the harbour that she was a ship of war. A certain sense of
relief came upon my mind just then, because I felt sure that she had
come to interfere with the work which I had in hand; but how base must
be my condition when I could take delight in thinking that it had been
By this time we had been joined by some eight or ten carriages,
which formed, as it were, a funeral cortège behind us. But I
could perceive that these carriages were filled for the most part by
young men, and that there was no contemporary of Crasweller to be seen
at all. As we went up the town hill, I could espy Barnes gibbering on
the doorstep of his house, and Tallowax brandishing a large knife in
his hand, and Exors waving a paper over his head, which I well knew to
be a copy of the Act of our Assembly; but I could only pretend not to
see them as our carriage passed on.
The chief street of Gladstonopolis, running through the centre of
the city, descends a hill to the level of the harbour. As the vessel
came in we began to ascend the hill, but the horses progressed very
slowly. Crasweller sat perfectly speechless by my side. I went on with
a forced smile upon my face, speaking occasionally to this or the other
neighbour as we met them. I was forced to be in a certain degree
cheerful, but grave and solemn in my cheerfulness. I was taking this
man home for that last glorious year which he was about to pass in
joyful anticipation of a happier life; and therefore I must be
cheerful. But this was only the thing to be acted, the play to be
played, by me the player. I must be solemn too,silent as the
churchyard, mournful as the grave,because of the truth. Why was I
thus driven to act a part that was false? On the brow of the hill we
met a concourse of people both young and old, and I was glad to see
that the latter had come out to greet us. But by degrees the crowd
became so numerous that the carriage was stopped in its progress; and
rising up, I motioned to those around us to let us pass. We became,
however, more firmly enveloped in the masses, and at last I had to ask
aloud that they would open and let us go on. Mr President, said one
old gentleman to me, a tanner in the city, there's an English ship of
war come into the harbour. I think they've got something to say to
Something to say to me! What can they have to say to me? I
replied, with all the dignity I could command.
We'll just stay and see;we'll just wait a few minutes, said
another elder. He was a bar-keeper with a red nose, and as he spoke he
took up a place in front of the horses. It was in vain for me to press
the coachman. It would have been indecent to do so at such a moment,
and something at any rate was due to the position of Crasweller. He
remained speechless in the carriage; but I thought that I could see, as
I glanced at his face, that he took a strong interest in the
proceedings. They're going to begin to come up the hill, Mr Bunnit,
said the bar-keeper to the tanner, as soon as ever they're out of
God bless the old flag for ever and ever! said Mr Bunnit. I knew
they wouldn't let us deposit any one.
Thus their secret was declared. These old men,the tanner and
whisky-dealer, and the like,had sent home to England to get
assistance against their own Government! There had always been a scum
of the population,the dirty, frothy, meaningless foam at the
top,men like the drunken old bar-keeper, who had still clung
submissive to the old country,men who knew nothing of progress and
civilisation,who were content with what they ate and drank, and
chiefly with the latter. Here they come. God bless their gold bands!
said he of the red nose. Yes;up the hill they came, three gilded
British naval officers surrounded by a crowd of Britannulans.
Crasweller heard it all, but did not move from his place. But he
leaned forward, and he bit his lip, and I saw that his right hand shook
as it grasped the arm of the carriage. There was nothing for me but to
throw myself back and remain tranquil. I was, however, well aware that
an hour of despair and opposition, and of defeat, was coming upon me.
Up they came, and were received with three deafening cheers by the
crowd immediately round the carriage. I beg your pardon, sir, said
one of the three, whom I afterwards learned to be the second
lieutenant; are you the President of this Republic?
I am, replied I; and what may you be?
I am the second lieutenant on board H.M.'s gunboat, the John
Bright. I had heard of this vessel, which had been named from a
gallant officer, who, in the beginning of the century, had seated
himself on a barrel of gunpowder, and had, single-handed, quelled a
mutiny. He had been made Earl Bright for what he had done on that
occasion, but the vessel was still called J. B. throughout the service.
And what may be your business with me, Mr Second Lieutenant?
Our captain, Captain Battleax's compliments, and he hopes you won't
object to postpone this interesting ceremony for a day or two till he
may come and see. He is sure that Mr Crasweller won't mind. Then he
took off his hat to my old friend. The captain would have come up
himself, but he can't leave the ship before he sees his big gun laid on
and made safe. He is very sorry to be so unceremonious, but the 250-ton
steam-swiveller requires a great deal of care.
Laid on? I suggested.
Wellyes. It is always necessary, when the ship lets go her
anchor, to point the gun in the most effective manner.
She won't go off, will she? asked Bunnit.
Not without provocation, I think. The captain has the exploding
wire under double lock and key in his own state-room. If he only
touched the spring, we about the locality here would be knocked into
little bits in less time than it will take you to think about it.
Indeed the whole of this side of the hill would become an instantaneous
ruin without the sign of a human being anywhere.
There was a threat in this which I could not endure. And indeed, for
myself, I did not care how soon I might be annihilated. England, with
unsurpassed tyranny, had sent out one of her brutal modern inventions,
and threatened us all with blood and gore and murder if we did not give
up our beneficent modern theory. It was the malevolent influence of the
intellect applied to brute force, dominating its benevolent influence
as applied to philanthropy. What was the John Bright to me that it
should come there prepared to send me into eternity by its bloodthirsty
mechanism? It is an evil sign of the times,of the times that are in
so many respects hopeful,that the greatest inventions of the day
should always take the shape of engines of destruction! But what could
I do in the agony of the moment? I could but show the coolness of my
courage by desiring the coachman to drive on.
For God's sake, don't! said Crasweller, jumping up.
He shan't stir a step, said Bunnit to the bar-keeper.
He can't move an inch, replied the other. We know what our
precious lives are worth; don't we, Mr Bunnit?
What could I do? Mr Second Lieutenant, I must hold you responsible
for this interruption, said I.
Exactly so. I am responsible,as far as stopping this carriage
goes. Had all the town turned out in your favour, and had this
gentleman insisted on being carried away to be buried
Nothing of that kind, said Crasweller.
Then I think I may assume that Captain Battleax will not fire his
gun. But if you will allow me, I will ask him a question. Then he put
a minute whistle up to his mouth, and I could see, for the first time,
that there hung from this the thinnest possible metal wire,a thread
of silk, I would have said, only that it was much less palpable,which
had been dropped from the whistle as the lieutenant had come along, and
which now communicated with the vessel. I had, of course, heard of this
hair telephone, but I had never before seen it used in such perfection.
I was assured afterwards that one of the ship's officers could go ten
miles inland and still hold communication with his captain. He put the
instrument alternately to his mouth and to his ear, and then informed
me that Captain Battleax was desirous that we should all go home to our
I decline to go to my own house, I said. The lieutenant shrugged
his shoulders. Coachman, as soon as the crowd has dispersed itself,
you will drive on. The coachman, who was an old assistant in my
establishment, turned round and looked at me aghast. But he was soon
put out of his trouble. Bunnit and the bar-keeper took out the horses
and proceeded to lead them down the hill. Crasweller, as soon as he saw
this, said that he presumed he might go back, as he could not possibly
go on. It is but three miles for us to walk, I said.
I am forbidden to permit this gentleman to proceed either on foot
or with the carriage, said the lieutenant. I am to ask if he will do
Captain Battleax the honour to come on board and take tiffin with him.
If I could only prevail on you, Mr President. On this I shook my head
in eager denial. Exactly so; but he will hope to see you on another
occasion soon. I little thought then, how many long days I should have
to pass with Captain Battleax and his officers, or how pleasant
companions I should find them when the remembrance of the present
indignity had been somewhat softened by time.
Crasweller turned upon his heel and walked down the hill with the
officers,all the crowd accompanying them; while Bunnit and the
bar-keeper had gone off with the horses. I had not descended from the
carriage; but there I was, planted alone,the President of the
Republic left on the top of the hill in his carriage without means of
locomotion! On looking round I saw Jack, and with Jack I saw also a
lady, shrouded from head to foot in black garments, with a veil over
her face, whom I knew, from the little round hat upon her head, to be
Eva. Jack came up to me, but where Eva went I could not see. Shall we
walk down to the house? he said. I felt that his coming to me at such
a moment was kind, because I had been, as it were, deserted by all the
world. Then he opened the door of the carriage, and I came out. It was
very odd that those fellows should have turned up just at this moment,
When things happen very oddly, as you call it, they seem to have
Not their coming to-day. That has not been premeditated; at least
not to my knowledge. Indeed I did not in the least know what the
English were likely to do.
Do you think it right to send to the enemies of your country for
aid against your country? This I asked with much indignation, and I
had refused as yet to take his arm.
Oh but, sir, England isn't our enemy.
Not when she comes and interrupts the quiet execution of our laws
by threats of blowing us and our city and our citizens to instant
She would never have done it. I don't suppose that big gun is even
The more contemptible is her position. She threatens us with a lie
in her mouth.
I know nothing about it, sir. The gun may be there all right, and
the gunpowder, and the twenty tons of iron shot. But I'm sure she'll
not fire it off in our harbour. They say that each shot costs two
thousand five hundred pounds, and that the wear and tear to the vessel
is two thousand more. There are things so terrible, that if you will
only create a belief in them, that will suffice without anything else.
I suppose we may walk down. Crasweller has gone, and you can do nothing
This was true, and I therefore prepared to descend the hill. My
position as President of the Republic did demand a certain amount of
personal dignity; and how was I to uphold that in my present
circumstances? Jack, said I, it is the sign of a noble mind to bear
contumely without petulance. Since our horses have gone before us, and
Crasweller and the crowd have gone, we will follow them. Then I put my
arm within his, and as I walked down the hill, I almost took joy in
thinking that Crasweller had been spared.
Sir, said Jack, as we walked on, I want to tell you something.
What is it?
Something of most extreme importance to me! I never thought that I
should have been so fortunate as to announce to you what I've now got
to say. I hardly know whether I am standing on my head or my heels. Eva
Crasweller has promised to be my wife.
If you will make us happy by giving us your permission.
I should not have thought that she would have asked for that.
She has to ask her father, and he's all right. He did say, when I
spoke to him this morning, that his permission would go for nothing, as
he was about to be led away and deposited. Of course I told him that
all that would amount to nothing.
To nothing! What right had you to say so?
Well, sir,you see that a party of us were quite determined. Eva
had said that she would never let me even speak to her as long as her
father's life was in danger. She altogether hated that wretch Grundle
for wanting to get rid of him. I swore to her that I would do the best
I could, and she said that if I could succeed, thenshe thought she
could love me. What was a fellow to do?
What did you do?
I had it all out with Sir Kennington Oval, who is the prince of
good fellows; and he telegraphed to his uncle, who is Secretary for
Benevolence, or some such thing, at home.
England is not your home, said I.
It's the way we all speak of it.
And what did he say?
Well, he went to work, and the John Bright was sent out here. But
it was only an accident that it should come on this very day.
And this was the way in which things are to be managed in
Britannula! Because a young boy had fallen in love with a pretty girl,
the whole wealth of England was to be used for a most nefarious
purpose, and a great nation was to exercise its tyranny over a small
one, in which her own language was spoken and her own customs followed!
In every way England had had reason to be proud of her youngest child.
We Britannulans had become noted for intellect, morals, health, and
prosperity. We had advanced a step upwards, and had adopted the Fixed
Period. Then, at the instance of this lad, a leviathan of war was to be
sent out to crush us unless we would consent to put down the cherished
conviction of our hearts! As I thought of all, walking down the street
hanging on Jack's arm, I had to ask myself whether the Fixed Period was
the cherished conviction of our hearts. It was so of some, no doubt;
and I had been able, by the intensity of my will,and something, too,
by the covetousness and hurry of the younger men,to cause my wishes
to prevail in the community. I did not find that I had reconciled
myself to the use of this covetousness with the object of achieving a
purpose which I believed to be thoroughly good. But the heartfelt
conviction had not been strong with the people. I was forced to confess
as much. Had it indeed been really strong with any but myself? Was I
not in the position of a shepherd driving sheep into a pasture which
was distasteful to them? Eat, O sheep, and you will love the food in
good time,you or the lambs that are coming after you! What sheep will
go into unsavoury pastures, with no hopes but such as these held out to
them? And yet I had been right. The pasture had been the best which the
ingenuity of man had found for the maintenance of sheep.
Jack, said I, what a poor, stupid, lovelorn boy you are!
I daresay I am, said Jack, meekly.
You put the kisses of a pretty girl, who may perhaps make you a
good wife,and, again, may make you a bad one,against all the world
I am quite sure about that, said Jack.
Sure about what?
That there is not a fellow in all Britannula will have such a wife
That means that you are in love. And because you are in love, you
are to throw overnot merely your father, because in such an affair
that goes for nothing
Oh, but it does; I have thought so much about it.
I'm much obliged to you. But you are to put yourself in opposition
to the greatest movement made on behalf of the human race for
centuries; you are to set yourself up against
Galileo and Columbus, he suggested, quoting my words with great
The modern Galileo, sir; the Columbus of this age. And you are to
conquer them! I, the father, have to submit to you the son; I the
President of fifty-seven, to you the schoolboy of twenty-one; I the
thoughtful man, to you the thoughtless boy! I congratulate you; but I
do not congratulate the world on the extreme folly which still guides
its actions. Then I left him, and going into the executive chambers,
sat myself down and cried in the very agony of a broken heart.
CHAPTER IX. THE NEW GOVERNOR.
So, said I to myself, because of Jack and his love, all the
aspirations of my life are to be crushed! The whole dream of my
existence, which has come so near to the fruition of a waking moment,
is to be violently dispelled because my own son and Sir Kennington Oval
have settled between them that a pretty girl is to have her own way.
As I thought of it, there seemed to be a monstrous cruelty and potency
in Fortune, which she never could have been allowed to exercise in a
world which was not altogether given over to injustice. It was for that
that I wept. I wept to think that a spirit of honesty should as yet
have prevailed so little in the world. Here, in our waters, was lying a
terrible engine of British power, sent out by a British Cabinet
Minister,the so-called Minister of Benevolence, by a bitter
chance,at the instance of that Minister's nephew, to put down by
brute force the most absolutely benevolent project for the governance
of the world which the mind of man had ever projected. It was in that
that lay the agony of the blow.
I remained there alone for many hours, but I must acknowledge that
before I left the chambers I had gradually brought myself to look at
the matter in another light. Had Eva Crasweller not been good-looking,
had Jack been still at college, had Sir Kennington Oval remained in
England, had Mr Bunnit and the bar-keeper not succeeded in stopping my
carriage on the hill,should I have succeeded in arranging for the
final departure of my old friend? That was the question which I ought
to ask myself. And even had I succeeded in carrying my success so far
as that, should I not have appeared a murderer to my fellow-citizens
had not his departure been followed in regular sequence by that of all
others till it had come to my turn? Had Crasweller departed, and had
the system then been stopped, should I not have appeared a murderer
even to myself? And what hope had there been, what reasonable
expectation, that the system should have been allowed fair-play?
It must be understood that I, I myself, have never for a moment
swerved. But though I have been strong enough to originate the idea, I
have not been strong enough to bear the terrible harshness of the
opinions of those around me when I should have exercised against those
dear to me the mandates of the new law. If I could, in the spirit, have
leaped over a space of thirty years and been myself deposited in due
order, I could see that my memory would have been embalmed with those
who had done great things for their fellow-citizens. Columbus, and
Galileo, and Newton, and Harvey, and Wilberforce, and Cobden, and that
great Banting who has preserved us all so completely from the horrors
of obesity, would not have been named with honour more resplendent than
that paid to the name of Neverbend. Such had been my ambition, such had
been my hope. But it is necessary that a whole age should be carried up
to some proximity to the reformer before there is a space sufficiently
large for his operations. Had the telegraph been invented in the days
of ancient Rome, would the Romans have accepted it, or have stoned
Wheatstone? So thinking, I resolved that I was before my age, and that
I must pay the allotted penalty.
On arriving at home at my own residence, I found that our salon
was filled with a brilliant company. We did not usually use the room;
but on entering the house I heard the clatter of conversation, and went
in. There was Captain Battleax seated there, beautiful with a
cocked-hat, and an epaulet, and gold braid. He rose to meet me, and I
saw that he was a handsome tall man about forty, with a determined face
and a winning smile. Mr President, said he, I am in command of her
Majesty's gunboat, the John Bright, and I have come to pay my respects
to the ladies.
I am sure the ladies have great pleasure in seeing you. I looked
round the room, and there, with other of our fair citizens, I saw Eva.
As I spoke I made him a gracious bow, and I think I showed him by my
mode of address that I did not bear any grudge as to my individual
I have come to your shores, Mr President, with the purpose of
seeing how things are progressing in this distant quarter of the
Things were progressing, Captain Battleax, pretty well before this
morning. We have our little struggles here as elsewhere, and all things
cannot be done by rose-water. But, on the whole, we are a prosperous
and well-satisfied people.
We are quite satisfied now, Captain Battleax, said my wife.
Quite satisfied, said Eva.
I am sure we are all delighted to hear the ladies speak in so
pleasant a manner, said First-Lieutenant Crosstrees, an officer with
whom I have since become particularly intimate.
Then there was a little pause in the conversation, and I felt myself
bound to say something as to the violent interruption to which I had
this morning been subjected. And yet that something must be playful in
its nature. I must by no means show in such company as was now present
the strong feeling which pervaded my own mind. You will perceive,
Captain Battleax, that there is a little difference of opinion between
us all here as to the ceremony which was to have been accomplished this
morning. The ladies, in compliance with that softness of heart which is
their characteristic, are on one side; and the men, by whom the world
has to be managed, are on the other. No doubt, in process of time the
ladies will follow
Their masters, said Mrs Neverbend. No doubt we shall do so when
it is only ourselves that we have to sacrifice, but never when the
question concerns our husbands, our fathers, and our sons.
This was a pretty little speech enough, and received the eager
compliments of the officers of the John Bright. I did not mean, said
Captain Battleax, to touch upon public subjects at such a moment as
this. I am here only to pay my respects as a messenger from Great
Britain to Britannula, to congratulate you all on your late victory at
cricket, and to say how loud are the praises bestowed on Mr John
Neverbend, junior, for his skill and gallantry. The power of his arm is
already the subject discussed at all clubs and drawing-rooms at home.
We had received details of the whole affair by water-telegram before
the John Bright started. Mrs Neverbend, you must indeed be proud of
Jack had been standing in the far corner of the room talking to Eva,
and was now reduced to silence by his praises.
Sir Kennington Oval is a very fine player, said my wife.
And my Lord Marylebone behaves himself quite like a British peer,
said the wife of the Mayor of Gladstonopolis,a lady whom he had
married in England, and who had not moved there in quite the highest
Then we began to think of the hospitality of the island, and the
officers of the John Bright were asked to dine with us on the following
day. I and my wife and son, and the two Craswellers, and three or four
others, agreed to dine on board the ship on the next. To me personally
an extreme of courtesy was shown. It seemed as though I were treated
with almost royal honour. This, I felt, was paid to me as being
President of the republic, and I endeavoured to behave myself with such
mingled humility and dignity as might befit the occasion; but I could
not but feel that something was wanting to the simplicity of my
ordinary life. My wife, on the spur of the moment, managed to give the
gentlemen a very good dinner. Including the chaplain and the surgeon,
there were twelve of them, and she asked twelve of the prettiest girls
in Gladstonopolis to meet them. This, she said, was true hospitality;
and I am not sure that I did not agree with her. Then there were three
or four leading men of the community, with their wives, who were for
the most part the fathers and mothers of the young ladies. We sat down
thirty-six to dinner; and I think that we showed a great divergence
from those usual colonial banquets, at which the elders are only
invited to meet distinguished guests. The officers were chiefly young
men; and a greater babel of voices was, I'll undertake to say, never
heard from a banqueting-hall than came from our dinner-table. Eva
Crasweller was the queen of the evening, and was as joyous, as
beautiful, and as high-spirited as a queen should ever be. I did once
or twice during the festivity glance round at old Crasweller. He was
quiet, and I might almost say silent, during the whole evening; but I
could see from the testimony of his altered countenance how strong is
the passion for life that dwells in the human breast.
Your promised bride seems to have it all her own way, said Captain
Battleax to Jack, when at last the ladies had withdrawn.
Oh yes, said Jack, and I'm nowhere. But I mean to have my innings
Of what Mrs Neverbend had gone through in providing birds, beasts,
and fishes, not to talk of tarts and jellies, for the dinner of that
day, no one but myself can have any idea; but it must be admitted that
she accomplished her task with thorough success. I was told, too, that
after the invitations had been written, no milliner in Britannula was
allowed to sleep a single moment till half an hour before the ladies
were assembled in our drawing-room; but their efforts, too, were
On the next day some of us went on board the John Bright for a
return dinner; and very pleasant the officers made it. The living on
board the John Bright is exceedingly good, as I have had occasion to
learn from many dinners eaten there since that day. I little thought
when I sat down at the right hand of Captain Battleax as being the
President of the republic, with my wife on his left, I should ever
spend more than a month on board the ship, or write on board it this
account of all my thoughts and all my troubles in regard to the Fixed
Period. After dinner Captain Battleax simply proposed my health, paying
to me many unmeaning compliments, in which, however, I observed that no
reference was made to the special doings of my presidency; and he ended
by saying, that though he had, as a matter of courtesy, and with the
greatest possible alacrity, proposed my health, he would not call upon
me for any reply. And immediately on his sitting down, there got up a
gentleman to whom I had not been introduced before this day, and gave
the health of Mrs Neverbend and the ladies of Britannula. Now in spite
of what the captain said, I undoubtedly had intended to make a speech.
When the President of the republic has his health drunk, it is, I
conceive, his duty to do so. But here the gentleman rose with a
rapidity which did at the moment seem to have been premeditated. At any
rate, my eloquence was altogether stopped. The gentleman was named Sir
Ferdinando Brown. He was dressed in simple black, and was clearly not
one of the ship's officers; but I could not but suspect at the moment
that he was in some special measure concerned in the mission on which
the gunboat had been sent. He sat on Mrs Neverbend's left hand, and did
seem in some respect to be the chief man on that occasion. However, he
proposed Mrs Neverbend's health and the ladies, and the captain
instantly called upon the band to play some favourite tune. After that
there was no attempt at speaking. We sat with the officers some little
time after dinner, and then went ashore. Sir Ferdinando and I, said
the captain, as we shook hands with him, will do ourselves the honour
of calling on you at the executive chambers to-morrow morning.
I went home to bed with a presentiment of evil running across my
heart. A presentiment indeed! How much of evil,of real accomplished
evil,had there not occurred to me during the last few days! Every
hope for which I had lived, as I then told myself, had been brought to
sudden extinction by the coming of these men to whom I had been so
pleasant, and who, in their turn, had been so pleasant to me! What
could I do now but just lay myself down and die? And the death of which
I dreamt could not, alas! be that true benumbing death which we think
may put an end, or at any rate give a change, to all our thoughts. To
die would be as nothing; but to live as the late President of the
republic who had fixed his aspirations so high, would indeed be very
melancholy. As President I had still two years to run, but it occurred
to me now that I could not possibly endure those two years of prolonged
nominal power. I should be the laughing-stock of the people; and as
such, it would become me to hide my head. When this captain should have
taken himself and his vessel back to England, I would retire to a small
farm which I possessed at the farthest side of the island, and there in
seclusion would I end my days. Mrs Neverbend should come with me, or
stay, if it so pleased her, in Gladstonopolis. Jack would become Eva's
happy husband, and would remain amidst the hurried duties of the eager
world. Crasweller, the triumphant, would live, and at last die, amidst
the flocks and herds of Little Christchurch. I, too, would have a small
herd, a little flock of my own, surrounded by no such glories as those
of Little Christchurch,owing nothing to wealth, or scenery, or
neighbourhood,and there, till God should take me, I would spend the
evening of my day. Thinking of all this, I went to sleep.
On the next morning Sir Ferdinando Brown and Captain Battleax were
announced at the executive chambers. I had already been there at my
work for a couple of hours; but Sir Ferdinando apologised for the
earliness of his visit. It seemed to me as he entered the room and took
the chair that was offered to him, that he was the greater man of the
two on the occasion,or perhaps I should say of the three. And yet he
had not before come on shore to visit me, nor had he made one at our
little dinner-party. Mr Neverbend, began the captain,and I observed
that up to that moment he had generally addressed me as President,it
cannot be denied that we have come here on an unpleasant mission. You
have received us with all that courtesy and hospitality for which your
character in England stands so high. But you must be aware that it has
been our intention to interfere with that which you must regard as the
performance of a duty.
It is a duty, said I. But your power is so superior to any that I
can advance, as to make us here feel that there is no disgrace in
yielding to it. Therefore we can be courteous while we submit. Not a
doubt but had your force been only double or treble our own, I should
have found it my duty to struggle with you. But how can a little State,
but a few years old, situated on a small island, far removed from all
the centres of civilisation, contend on any point with the owner of the
great 250-ton swiveller-gun?
That is all quite true, Mr Neverbend, said Sir Ferdinando Brown.
I can afford to smile, because I am absolutely powerless before
you; but I do not the less feel that, in a matter in which the progress
of the world is concerned, I, or rather we, have been put down by brute
force. You have come to us threatening us with absolute destruction.
Whether your gun be loaded or not matters little.
It is certainly loaded, said Captain Battleax.
Then you have wasted your powder and shot. Like a highwayman, it
would have sufficed for you merely to tell the weak and cowardly that
your pistol would be made to go off when wanted. To speak the truth,
Captain Battleax, I do not think that you excel us more in courage than
you do in thought and practical wisdom. Therefore, I feel myself quite
able, as President of this republic, to receive you with a courtesy due
to the servants of a friendly ally.
Very well put, said Sir Ferdinando. I simply bowed to him. And
now, he continued, will you answer me one question?
A dozen if it suits you to ask them.
Captain Battleax cannot remain here long with that expensive toy
which he keeps locked up somewhere among his cocked-hats and white
gloves. I can assure you he has not even allowed me to see the trigger
since I have been on board. But 250-ton swivellers do cost money, and
the John Bright must steam away, and play its part in other quarters of
the globe. What do you intend to do when he shall have taken his
I thought for a little what answer it would best become me to give
to this question, but I paused only for a moment or two. I shall
proceed at once to carry out the Fixed Period. I felt that my honour
demanded that to such a question I should make no other reply.
And that in opposition to the wishes, as I understand, of a large
proportion of your fellow-citizens?
The wishes of our fellow-citizens have been declared by repeated
majorities in the Assembly.
You have only one House in your Constitution, said Sir Ferdinando.
One House I hold to be quite sufficient.
I was proceeding to explain the theory on which the Britannulan
Constitution had been formed, when Sir Ferdinando interrupted me. At
any rate, you will admit that a second Chamber is not there to guard
against the sudden action of the first. But we need not discuss all
this now. It is your purpose to carry out your Fixed Period as soon as
the John Bright shall have departed?
And you are, I am aware, sufficiently popular with the people here
to enable you to do so?
I think I am, I said, with a modest acquiescence in an assertion
which I felt to be so much to my credit. But I blushed for its untruth.
Then, said Sir Ferdinando, there is nothing for it but that he
must take you with him.
There came upon me a sudden shock when I heard these words, which
exceeded anything which I had yet felt. Me, the President of a foreign
nation, the first officer of a people with whom Great Britain was at
peace,the captain of one of her gunboats must carry me off, hurry me
away a prisoner, whither I knew not, and leave the country ungoverned,
with no President as yet elected to supply my place! And I, looking at
the matter from my own point of view, was a husband, the head of a
family, a man largely concerned in business,I was to be carried away
in bondageI, who had done no wrong, had disobeyed no law, who had
indeed been conspicuous for my adherence to my duties! No opposition
ever shown to Columbus and Galileo had come near to this in audacity
and oppression. I, the President of a free republic, the elected of all
its people, the chosen depository of its official life,I was to be
kidnapped and carried off in a ship of war, because, forsooth, I was
deemed too popular to rule the country! And this was told to me in my
own room in the executive chambers, in the very sanctum of public life,
by a stout florid gentleman in a black coat, of whom I hitherto knew
nothing except that his name was Brown!
Sir, I said, after a pause, and turning to Captain Battleax and
addressing him, I cannot believe that you, as an officer in the
British navy, will commit any act of tyranny so oppressive, and of
injustice so gross, as that which this gentleman has named.
You hear what Sir Ferdinando Brown has said, replied Captain
I do not know the gentleman,except as having been introduced to
him at your hospitable table. Sir Ferdinando Brown is to mesimply Sir
Sir Ferdinando has lately been our British Governor in Ashantee,
where he has, as I may truly say, 'bought golden opinions from all
sorts of people.' He has now been sent here on this delicate mission,
and to no one could it be intrusted by whom it would be performed with
more scrupulous honour. This was simply the opinion of Captain
Battleax, and expressed in the presence of the gentleman himself whom
he so lauded.
But what is the delicate mission? I asked.
Then Sir Ferdinando told his whole story, which I think should have
been declared before I had been asked to sit down to dinner with him in
company with the captain on board the ship. I was to be taken away and
carried to England or elsewhere,or drowned upon the voyage, it
mattered not which. That was the first step to be taken towards
carrying out the tyrannical, illegal, and altogether injurious
intention of the British Government. Then the republic of Britannula
was to be declared as non-existent, and the British flag was to be
exalted, and a British Governor installed in the executive chambers!
That Governor was to be Sir Ferdinando Brown.
I was lost in a maze of wonderment as I attempted to look at the
proceeding all round. Now, at the close of the twentieth century, could
oppression be carried to such a height as this? Gentlemen, I said,
you are powerful. That little instrument which you have hidden in your
cabin makes you the master of us all. It has been prepared by the
ingenuity of men, able to dominate matter though altogether powerless
over mind. On myself, I need hardly say that it would be inoperative.
Though you should reduce me to atoms, from them would spring those
opinions which would serve altogether to silence your artillery. But
the dread of it is to the generality much more powerful than the fact
of its possession.
You may be quite sure it's there, said Captain Battleax, and that
I can so use it as to half obliterate your town within two minutes of
my return on board.
You propose to kidnap me, I said. What would become of your gun
were I to kidnap you?
Lieutenant Crosstrees has sealed orders, and is practically
acquainted with the mechanism of the gun. Lieutenant Crosstrees is a
very gallant officer. One of us always remains on board while the other
is on shore. He would think nothing of blowing me up, so long as he
I was going on to observe, I continued, that though this power is
in your hands, and in that of your country, the exercise of it betrays
not only tyranny of disposition, but poorness and meanness of spirit.
I here bowed first to the one gentleman, and then to the other. It is
simply a contest between brute strength and mental energy.
If you will look at the contests throughout the world, said Sir
Ferdinando, you will generally find that the highest respect is paid
to the greatest battalions.
What world-wide iniquity such a speech as that discloses! said I,
still turning myself to the captain; for though I would have crushed
them both by my words had it been possible, my dislike centred itself
on Sir Ferdinando. He was a man who looked as though everything were to
yield to his meagre philosophy; and it seemed to me as though he
enjoyed the exercise of the tyranny which chance had put into his
You will allow me to suggest, said he, that that is a matter of
opinion. In the meantime, my friend Captain Battleax has below a guard
of fifty marines, who will pay you the respect of escorting you on
board with two of the ship's cutters. Everything that can be there done
for your accommodation and comfort,every luxury which can be provided
to solace the President of this late republic,shall be afforded. But,
Mr Neverbend, it is necessary that you should go to England; and allow
me to assure you, that your departure can neither be prevented nor
delayed by uncivil words spoken to the future Governor of this
My words are, at any rate, less uncivil than Captain Battleax's
marines; and they have, I submit, been made necessary by the conduct of
your country in this matter. Were I to comply with your orders without
expressing my own opinion, I should seem to have done so willingly
hereafter. I say that the English Government is a tyrant, and that you
are the instruments of its tyranny. Now you can proceed to do your
That having all been pleasantly settled, said Sir Ferdinando, with
a smile, I will ask you to read the document by which this duty has
been placed in my hands. He then took out of his pocket a letter
addressed to him by the Duke of Hatfield, as Minister for the Crown
Colonies, and gave it to me to read. The letter ran as follows:
COLONIAL OFFICE, CROWN COLONIES,
15th May 1980.
SIR,I have it in command to inform your Excellency that
you have been appointed Governor of the Crown colony which
is called Britannula. The peculiar circumstances of the
colony are within your Excellency's knowledge. Some years
since, after the separation of New Zealand, the inhabitants
of Britannula requested to be allowed to manage their own
affairs, and H.M. Minister of the day thought it expedient
to grant their request. The country has since undoubtedly
prospered, and in a material point of view has given
us no grounds for regret. But in their selection of a
Constitution the Britannulists have unfortunately allowed
themselves but one deliberative assembly, and hence have
sprung their present difficulties. It must be, that in
such circumstances crude councils should be passed as laws
without the safeguard coming from further discussion and
thought. At the present moment a law has been passed which,
if carried into action, would become abhorrent to mankind
at large. It is contemplated to destroy all those who shall
have reached a certain fixed age. The arguments put forward
to justify so strange a measure I need not here explain at
length. It is founded on the acknowledged weakness of those
who survive that period of life at which men cease to work.
This terrible doctrine has been adopted at the advice of
an eloquent citizen of the republic, who is at present
its President, and whose general popularity seems to be
so great, that, in compliance with his views, even this
measure will be carried out unless Great Britain shall
You are desired to proceed at once to Britannula, to
reannex the island, and to assume the duties of the
Governor of a Crown colony. It is understood that a year of
probation is to be allowed to those victims who have agreed
to their own immolation. You will therefore arrive there
in ample time to prevent the first bloodshed. But it is
surmised that you will find difficulties in the way of your
entering at once upon your government. So great is the
popularity of their President, Mr Neverbend, that, if he be
left on the island, your Excellency will find a dangerous
rival. It is therefore desired that you should endeavour
to obtain information as to his intentions; and that, if
the Fixed Period be not abandoned altogether, with a clear
conviction as to its cruelty on the part of the inhabitants
generally, you should cause him to be carried away and
brought to England.
To enable you to effect this, Captain Battleax, of H.M.
gunboat the John Bright, has been instructed to carry
you out. The John Bright is armed with a weapon of great
power, against which it is impossible that the people of
Britannula should prevail. You will carry out with you 100
men of the North-north-west Birmingham regiment, which will
probably suffice for your own security, as it is thought
that if Mr Neverbend be withdrawn, the people will revert
easily to their old habits of obedience.
In regard to Mr Neverbend himself, it is the especial
wish of H.M. Government that he shall be treated with all
respect, and that those honours shall be paid to him which
are due to the President of a friendly republic. It is to
be expected that he should not allow himself to make an
enforced visit to England without some opposition; but
it is considered in the interests of humanity to be so
essential that this scheme of the Fixed Period shall not be
carried out, that H.M. Government consider that his absence
from Britannula shall be for a time insured. You will
therefore insure it; but will take care that, as far as
lies in your Excellency's power, he be treated with all
that respect and hospitality which would be due to him were
he still the President of an allied republic.
Captain Battleax, of the John Bright, will have received
a letter to the same effect from the First Lord of the
Admiralty, and you will find him ready to co-operate with
your Excellency in every respect.I have the honour to be,
sir, your Excellency's most obedient servant,
This I read with great attention, while they sat silent. I
understand it; and that is all, I suppose, that I need say upon the
subject. When do you intend that the John Bright shall start?
We have already lighted our fires, and our sailors are weighing the
anchors. Will twelve o'clock suit you?
To-day! I shouted.
I rather think we must move to-day, said the captain.
If so, you must be content to take my dead body. It is now nearly
Half-past ten, said the captain, looking at his watch.
And I have no one ready to whom I can give up the archives of the
I shall be happy to take charge of them, said Sir Ferdinando.
No doubt,knowing nothing of the forms of our government, or
They, of course, must all be altered.
Or of the habits of our people. It is quite impossible. I, too,
have the complicated affairs of my entire life to arrange, and my wife
and son to leave though I would not for a moment be supposed to put
these private matters forward when the public service is concerned. But
the time you name is so unreasonable as to create a feeling of horror
at your tyranny.
A feeling of horror would be created on the other side of the
water, said Sir Ferdinando, at the idea of what you may do if you
escape us. I should not consider my head to be safe on my own shoulders
were it to come to pass that while I am on the island an old man were
executed in compliance with your system.
Alas! I could not but feel how little he knew of the sentiment which
prevailed in Britannula; how false was his idea of my power; and how
potent was that love of life which had been evinced in the city when
the hour for deposition had become nigh. All this I could hardly
explain to him, as I should thus be giving to him the strongest
evidence against my own philosophy. And yet it was necessary that I
should say something to make him understand that this sudden
deportation was not necessary. And then during that moment there came
to me suddenly an idea that it might be well that I should take this
journey to England, and there begin again my career,as Columbus,
after various obstructions, had recommenced his,and that I should
endeavour to carry with me the people of Great Britain, as I had
already carried the more quickly intelligent inhabitants of Britannula.
And in order that I may do so, I have now prepared these pages, writing
them on board H.M. gunboat, the John Bright.
Your power is sufficient, I said.
We are not sure of that, said Sir Ferdinando. It is always well
to be on the safe side.
Are you so afraid of what a single old man can do,you with your
250-ton swivellers, and your guard of marines, and your
North-north-west Birmingham soldiery?
That depends on who and what the old man may be. This was the
first complimentary speech which Sir Ferdinando had made, and I must
confess that it was efficacious. I did not after that feel so strong a
dislike to the man as I had done before. We do not wish to make
ourselves disagreeable to you, Mr Neverbend. I shrugged my shoulders.
Unnecessarily disagreeable, I should have said. You are a man of your
word. Here I bowed to him. If you will give us your promise to meet
Captain Battleax here at this time to-morrow, we will stretch a point
and delay the departure of the John Bright for twenty-four hours. To
this again I objected violently; and at last, as an extreme favour, two
entire days were allowed for my departure.
The craft of men versed in the affairs of the old Eastern world is
notorious. I afterwards learned that the stokers on board the ship were
only pretending to get up their fires, and the sailors pretending to
weigh their anchors, in order that their operations might be visible,
and that I might suppose that I had received a great favour from my
enemies' hands. And this plan was adopted, too, in order to extract
from me a promise that I would depart in peace. At any rate, I did make
the promise, and gave these two gentlemen my word that I would be
present there in my own room in the executive chambers at the same hour
on the day but one following.
And now, said Sir Ferdinando, that this matter is settled between
us, allow me most cordially to shake you by the hand, and to express my
great admiration for your character. I cannot say that I agree with you
in theory as to the Fixed Period,my wife and children could not, I am
sure, endure to see me led away when a certain day should come,but I
can understand that much may be said on the point, and I admire greatly
the eloquence and energy which you have devoted to the matter. I shall
be happy to meet you here at any hour to-morrow, and to receive the
Britannulan archives from your hands. You, Mr Neverbend, will always be
regarded as the father of your country
'Roma patrem patriæ Ciceronem libera dixit.'
With this the two gentlemen left the room.
CHAPTER X. THE TOWN-HALL.
When I went home and told them what was to be done, they were of
course surprised, but apparently not very unhappy. Mrs Neverbend
suggested that she should accompany me, so as to look after my linen
and other personal comforts. But I told her, whether truly or not I
hardly then knew, that there would be no room for her on board a ship
of war such as the John Bright. Since I have lived on board her, I have
become aware that they would willingly have accommodated, at my
request, a very much larger family than my own. Mrs Neverbend at once
went to work to provide for my enforced absence, and in the course of
the day Eva Crasweller came in to help her. Eva's manner to myself had
become perfectly altered since the previous morning. Nothing could be
more affectionate, more gracious, or more winning, than she was now;
and I envied Jack the short moments of tête-à-tête retreat which
seemed from time to time to be necessary for carrying out the
arrangements of the day.
I may as well state here, that from this time Abraham Grundle showed
himself to be a declared enemy, and that the partnership was dissolved
between Crasweller and himself. He at once brought an action against my
old friend for the recovery of that proportion of his property to which
he was held to be entitled under our marriage laws. This Mr Crasweller
immediately offered to pay him; but some of our more respectable
lawyers interfered, and persuaded him not to make the sacrifice. There
then came on a long action, with an appeal,all which was given
against Grundle, and nearly ruined the Grundles. It seemed to me, as
far as I could go into the matter, that Grundle had all the law on his
side. But there arose certain quibbles and questions, all of which Jack
had at his fingers'-ends, by the strength of which the unfortunate
young man was trounced. As I learned by the letters which Eva wrote to
me, Crasweller was all through most anxious to pay him; but the lawyers
would not have it so, and therefore so much of the property of Little
Christchurch was saved for the ultimate benefit of that happy fellow
On the afternoon of the one day which, as a matter of grace, had
been allowed to me, Sir Ferdinando declared his intention of making a
speech to the people of Gladstonopolis. He was desirous, he said, of
explaining to the community at large the objects of H.M. Government in
sending him to Britannula, and in requesting the inhabitants to revert
to their old form of government. Request indeed, I said to
Crasweller, throwing all possible scorn into the tone of my
voice,request! with the North-north-west Birmingham regiment, and
his 250-ton steam-swiveller in the harbour! That Ferdinando Brown knows
how to conceal his claws beneath a velvet glove. We are to be
slaves,slaves because England so wills it. We are robbed of our
constitution, our freedom of action is taken from us, and we are
reduced to the lamentable condition of a British Crown colony! And all
this is to be done because we had striven to rise above the prejudices
of the day. Crasweller smiled, and said not a word to oppose me, and
accepted all my indignation with assent; but he certainly did not show
any enthusiasm. A happier old gentleman, or one more active for his
years, I had never known. It was but yesterday that I had seen him so
absolutely cowed as to be hardly able to speak a word. And all this
change had occurred simply because he was to be allowed to die out in
the open world, instead of enjoying the honour of having been the first
to depart in conformity with the new theory. He and I, however, spent
thus one day longer in sweet friendship; and I do not doubt but that,
when I return to Britannula, I shall find him living in great comfort
at Little Christchurch.
At three o'clock we all went into our great town-hall to hear what
Sir Ferdinando had to say to us. The chamber is a very spacious one,
fitted up with a large organ, and all the arrangements necessary for a
music-hall; but I had never seen a greater crowd than was collected
there on this occasion. There was not a vacant corner to be found; and
I heard that very many of the inhabitants went away greatly displeased
in that they could not be accommodated. Sir Ferdinando had been very
particular in asking the attendance of Captain Battleax, and as many of
the ship's officers as could be spared. This, I was told, he did in
order that something of the éclat of his oration might be taken
back to England. Sir Ferdinando was a man who thought much of his own
eloquence,and much also of the advantage which he might reap from it
in the opinion of his fellow-countrymen generally. I found that a place
of honour had been reserved for me too at his right hand, and also one
for my wife at his left. I must confess that in these last moments of
my sojourn among the people over whom I had ruled, I was treated with
the most distinguished courtesy. But, as I continued to say to myself,
I was to be banished in a few hours as one whose intended cruelties
were too abominable to allow of my remaining in my own country. On the
first seat behind the chair sat Captain Battleax, with four or five of
his officers behind him. So you have left Lieutenant Crosstrees in
charge of your little toy, I whispered to Captain Battleax.
With a glass, he replied, by which he will be able to see whether
you leave the building. In that case, he will blow us all into atoms.
Then Sir Ferdinando rose to his legs, and began his speech. I had
never before heard a specimen of that special oratory to which the
epithet flowery may be most appropriately applied. It has all the
finished polish of England, joined to the fervid imagination of
Ireland. It streams on without a pause, and without any necessary end
but that which the convenience of time may dictate. It comes without
the slightest effort, and it goes without producing any great effect.
It is sweet at the moment. It pleases many, and can offend none. But it
is hardly afterwards much remembered, and is efficacious only in
smoothing somewhat the rough ways of this harsh world. But I have
observed that in what I have read of British debates, those who have
been eloquent after this fashion are generally firm to some purpose of
self-interest. Sir Ferdinando had on this occasion dressed himself with
minute care; and though he had for the hour before been very sedulous
in manipulating certain notes, he now was careful to show not a scrap
of paper; and I must do him the justice to declare that he spun out the
words from the reel of his memory as though they all came spontaneous
and pat to his tongue.
Mr Neverbend, he said, ladies and gentlemen,I have to-day for
the first time the great pleasure of addressing an intelligent
concourse of citizens in Britannula. I trust that before my
acquaintance with this prosperous community may be brought to an end, I
may have many another opportunity afforded me of addressing you. It has
been my lot in life to serve my Sovereign in various parts of the
world, and humbly to represent the throne of England in every quarter
of the globe. But by the admitted testimony of all people,my
fellow-countrymen at home in England, and those who are equally my
fellow-countrymen in the colonies to which I have been sent,it is
acknowledged that in prosperity, intelligence, and civilisation, you
are excelled by no English-speaking section of the world. And if by
none who speak English, who shall then aspire to excel you? Such, as I
have learned, has been the common verdict given; and as I look round
this vast room, on a spot which fifty years ago the marsupial races had
under their own dominion, and see the feminine beauty and manly grace
which greet me on every side, I can well believe that some peculiarly
kind freak of nature has been at work, and has tended to produce a
people as strong as it is beautiful, and as clever in its wit as it is
graceful in its actions. Here the speaker paused, and the audience all
clapped their hands and stamped their feet, which seemed to me to be a
very improper mode of testifying their assent to their own praises. But
Sir Ferdinando took it all in good part, and went on with his speech.
I have been sent here, ladies and gentlemen, on a peculiar
mission,on a duty as to which, though I am desirous of explaining it
to all of you in every detail, I feel a difficulty of saying a single
word. Fixed Period, was shouted from one of the balconies in a voice
which I recognised as that of Mr Tallowax. My friend in the gallery,
continued Sir Ferdinando, reminds me of the very word for which I
should in vain have cudgelled my brain. The Fixed Period is the subject
on which I am called upon to say to you a few words;the Fixed Period,
and the man who has, I believe, been among you the chief author of that
system of living,and if I may be permitted to say so, of dying also.
Here the orator allowed his voice to fade away in a melancholy cadence,
while he turned his face towards me, and with a gentle motion laid his
right hand upon my shoulder. Oh, my friends, it is, to say the least
of it, a startling project. Uncommon, if it was your turn next, said
Tallowax in the gallery. Yes, indeed, continued Sir Ferdinando, if
it were my turn next! I must own, that though I should consider myself
to be affronted if I were told that I were faint-hearted,though I
should know myself to be maligned if it were said of me that I have a
coward's fear of death,still I should feel far from comfortable if
that age came upon me which this system has defined, and were I to live
in a country in which it has prevailed. Though I trust that I may be
able to meet death like a brave man when it may come, still I should
wish that it might come by God's hand, and not by the wisdom of a man.
I have nothing to say against the wisdom of that man, continued
he, turning to me again. I know all the arguments with which he has
fortified himself. They have travelled even as far as my ears; but I
venture to use the experience which I have gathered in many countries,
and to tell him that in accordance with God's purposes the world is not
as yet ripe for his wisdom. I could not help thinking as he spoke
thus, that he was not perhaps acquainted with all the arguments on
which my system of the Fixed Period was founded; and that if he would
do me the honour to listen to a few words which I proposed to speak to
the people of Britannula before I left them, he would have clearer
ideas about it than had ever yet entered into his mind. Oh, my
friends, said he, rising to the altitudes of his eloquence, it is
fitting for us that we should leave these things in the hands of the
Almighty. It is fitting for us, at any rate, that we should do so till
we have been brought by Him to a state of god-like knowledge infinitely
superior to that which we at present possess. Here I could perceive
that Sir Ferdinando was revelling in the sounds of his own words, and
that he had prepared and learnt by heart the tones of his voice, and
even the motion of his hands. We all know that it is not allowed to us
to rush into His presence by any deed of our own. You all remember what
the poet says,
'Or that the Everlasting had not fixed
His canon 'gainst self-slaughter!'
Is not this self-slaughter, this theory in accordance with which a
man shall devote himself to death at a certain period? And if a man may
not slay himself, how shall he then, in the exercise of his poor human
wit, devote a fellow-creature to certain death? And he as well as
ever he was in his life, said Tallowax in the gallery.
My friend does well to remind me. Though Mr Neverbend has named a
Fixed Period for human life, and has perhaps chosen that at which its
energies may usually be found to diminish, who can say that he has even
approached the certainty of that death which the Lord sends upon us all
at His own period? The poor fellow to whom nature has been unkind,
departs from us decrepit and worn out at forty; whereas another at
seventy is still hale and strong in performing the daily work of his
I am strong enough to do a'most anything for myself, and I was to
be the next to go,the very next. This in a treble voice came from
that poor fellow Barnes, who had suffered nearly the pangs of death
itself from the Fixed Period.
Yes, indeed; in answer to such an appeal as that, who shall venture
to say that the Fixed Period shall be carried out with all its
startling audacity? The tenacity of purpose which distinguishes our
friend here is known to us all. The fame of his character in that
respect had reached my ears even among the thick-lipped inhabitants of
Central Africa. I own I did wonder whether this could be true.
'Justum et tenacem propositi virum!' Nothing can turn him from his
purpose, or induce him to change his inflexible will. You know him, and
I know him, and he is well known throughout England. Persuasion can
never touch him; fear has no power over him. He, as one unit, is strong
against a million. He is invincible, imperturbable, and ever
I, as I sat there listening to this character of myself, heroic
somewhat, but utterly unlike the person for whom it was intended, felt
that England knew very little about me, and cared less; and I could not
but be angry that my name should be used in this way to adorn the
sentences of Sir Ferdinando's speech. Here in Gladstonopolis I was well
known,and well known to be neither imperturbable nor self-assured.
But all the people seemed to accept what he said, and I could not very
well interrupt him. He had his opportunity now, and I perhaps might
have mine by-and-by.
My friends, continued Sir Ferdinando, at home in England, where,
though we are powerful by reason of our wealth and numbers Just
so, said I. Where we are powerful, I repeat, by reason of our wealth
and numbers, though perhaps less advanced than you are in the
philosophical arrangements of life, it has seemed to us to be
impossible that the theory should be allowed to be carried to its
legitimate end. The whole country would be horrified were one life
sacrificed to this theory. We knew that,we knew that, said the
voice of Tallowax. And yet your Assembly had gone so far as to give to
the system all the stability of law. Had not the John Bright steamed
into your harbour yesterday, one of your most valued citizens would
have been alreadydeposited. When he had so spoken, he turned round
to Mr Crasweller, who was sitting on my right hand, and bowed to him.
Crasweller looked straight before him, and took no notice of Sir
Ferdinando. He was at the present moment rather on my side of the
question, and having had his freedom secured to him, did not care for
But that has been prevented, thanks to the extraordinary rapidity
with which my excellent friend Captain Battleax has made his way across
the ocean. And I must say that every one of these excellent fellows,
his officers, has done his best to place H.M. ship the John Bright in
her commanding position with the least possible delay. Here he turned
round and bowed to the officers, and by keen eyes might have been
observed to bow through the windows also to the vessel, which lay a
mile off in the harbour. There will not, at any rate for the present,
be any Fixed Period for human life in Britannula. That dream has been
dreamed,at any rate for the present. Whether in future ages such a
philosophy may prevail, who shall say? At present we must all await our
death from the hands of the Almighty. 'Sufficient for the day is the
And now, gentlemen, I have to request your attention for a few
moments to another matter, and one which is very different from this
which we have discussed. I am to say a few words of the past and the
present,of your past constitution, and of that which it is my purpose
to inaugurate. Here there arose a murmur through the room very
audible, and threatening by its sounds to disturb the orator. I will
ask your favour for a few minutes; and when you shall have heard me
to-day, I will in my turn hear you to-morrow. Great Britain at your
request surrendered to you the power of self-government. To so small an
English-speaking community has this never before been granted. And I am
bound to say that you have in many respects shown yourselves fit for
the responsibility imposed upon you. You have been intelligent,
industrious, and prudent. Ignorance has been expelled from your shores,
and poverty has been forced to hide her diminished head. Here the
orator paused to receive that applause which he conceived to be richly
his due; but the occupants of the benches before him sat sternly
silent. There were many there who had been glad to see a ship of war
come in to stop the Fixed Period, but hardly one who was pleased to
lose his own independence. But though that is so, said Sir
Ferdinando, a little nettled at the want of admiration with which his
words had been received, H.M. Government is under the necessity of
putting an end to the constitution under which the Fixed Period can be
allowed to prevail. While you have made laws for yourselves, any laws
so made must have all the force of law. That's not so certain, said
a voice from a distance, which I shrewdly suspect to have been that of
my hopeful son, Jack Neverbend. As Great Britain cannot and will not
permit the Fixed Period to be carried out among any English-speaking
race of people
How about the United States? said a voice.
The United States have made no such attempt; but I will proceed. It
has therefore sent me out to assume the reins, and to undertake the
power, and to bear the responsibility of being your governor during a
short term of years. Who shall say what the future may disclose? For
the present I shall rule here. But I shall rule by the aid of your
Not the Fixed Period law, said Exors, who was seated on the floor
of the chamber immediately under the orator.
No; that law will be specially wiped out from your statute-book. In
other respects, your laws and those of Great Britain are nearly the
same. There may be divergences, as in reference to the non-infliction
of capital punishment. In such matters I shall endeavour to follow your
wishes, and so to govern you that you may still feel that you are
living under the rule of a president of your own selection. Here I
cannot but think that Sir Ferdinando was a little rash. He did not
quite know the extent of my popularity, nor had he gauged the dislike
which he himself would certainly encounter. He had heard a few voices
in the hall, which, under fear of death, had expressed their dislike to
the Fixed Period; but he had no idea of the love which the people felt
for their own independence, or,I believe I may say,for their own
president. There arose in the hall a certain amount of clamour, in the
midst of which Sir Ferdinando sat down.
Then there was a shuffling of feet as of a crowd going away. Sir
Ferdinando having sat down, got up again and shook me warmly by the
hand. I returned his greeting with my pleasantest smile; and then,
while the people were moving, I spoke to them two or three words. I
told them that I should start to-morrow at noon for England, under a
promise made by me to their new governor, and that I purposed to
explain to them, before I went, under what circumstances I had given
that promise, and what it was that I intended to do when I should reach
England. Would they meet me there, in that hall, at eight o'clock that
evening, and hear the last words which I should have to address to
them? Then the hall was filled with a mighty shout, and there arose a
great fury of exclamation. There was a waving of handkerchiefs, and a
holding up of hats, and all those signs of enthusiasm which are wont to
greet the popular man of the hour. And in the midst of them, Sir
Ferdinando Brown stood up upon his legs, and continued to bow without
At eight, the hall was again full to overflowing. I had been busy,
and came down a little late, and found a difficulty in making my way to
the chair which Sir Ferdinando had occupied in the morning. I had had
no time to prepare my words, though the thoughts had rushed
quickly,too quickly,into my mind. It was as though they would
tumble out from my own mouth in precipitate energy. On my right hand
sat the governor, as I must now call him; and in the chair on my left
was placed my wife. The officers of the gunboat were not present,
having occupied themselves, no doubt, in banking up their fires.
My fellow-citizens, I said, a sudden end has been brought to that
self-government of which we have been proud, and by which Sir
Ferdinando has told you that 'ignorance has been expelled from your
shores, and poverty has been forced to hide her diminished head.' I
trust that, under his experience, which he tells us as a governor has
been very extensive, those evils may not now fall upon you. We are,
however, painfully aware that they do prevail wherever the concrete
power of Great Britain is found to be in full force. A man ruling
us,us and many other millions of subjects,from the other side of
the globe, cannot see our wants and watch our progress as we can do
ourselves. And even Sir Ferdinando coming upon us with all his
experience, can hardly be able to ascertain how we may be made happy
and prosperous. He has with him, however, a company of a celebrated
English regiment, with its attendant officers, who, by their red coats
and long swords, will no doubt add to the cheerfulness of your social
gatherings. I hope that you may not find that they shall ever interfere
with you after a rougher fashion.
But upon me, my fellow-citizens, has fallen the great disgrace of
having robbed you of your independence. Here a murmur ran through the
hall, declaring that this was not so. So your new Governor has told
you, but he has not told you the exact truth. With whom the doctrine of
the Fixed Period first originated, I will not now inquire. All the
responsibility I will take upon myself, though the honour and glory I
must share with my fellow-countrymen.
Your Governor has told you that he is aware of all the arguments by
which the Fixed Period is maintained; but I think that he must be
mistaken here, as he has not ventured to attack one of them. He has
told us that it is fitting that we should leave the question of life
and death in the hands of the Almighty. If so, why is all Europe
bristling at this moment with arms,prepared, as we must suppose, for
shortening life,and why is there a hangman attached to the throne of
Great Britain as one of its necessary executive officers? Why in the
Old Testament was Joshua commanded to slay mighty kings? And why was
Pharaoh and his hosts drowned in the Red Sea? Because the Almighty so
willed it, our Governor will say, taking it for granted that He willed
everything of which a record is given in the Old Testament. In those
battles which have ravished the North-west of India during the last
half-century, did the Almighty wish that men should perish miserably by
ten thousands and twenty thousands? Till any of us can learn more than
we know at present of the will of the Almighty, I would, if he will
allow me, advise our Governor to be silent on that head.
Ladies and gentlemen, it would be a long task, and one not to be
accomplished before your bedtime, were I to recount to you, for his
advantage, a few of the arguments which have been used in favour of the
Fixed Period,and it would be useless, as you are all acquainted with
them. But Sir Ferdinando is evidently not aware that the general
prolongation of life on an average, is one of the effects to be gained,
and that, though he himself might not therefore live the longer if
doomed to remain here in Britannula, yet would his descendants do so,
and would live a life more healthy, more useful, and more sufficient
for human purposes.
As far as I can read the will of the Almighty, or rather the
progress of the ways of human nature, it is for man to endeavour to
improve the conditions of mankind. It would be as well to say that we
would admit no fires into our establishments because a life had now and
again been lost by fire, as to use such an argument as that now put
forward against the Fixed Period. If you will think of the line of
reasoning used by Sir Ferdinando, you will remember that he has, after
all, only thrown you back upon the old prejudices of mankind. If he
will tell me that he is not as yet prepared to discard them, and that I
am in error in thinking that the world is so prepared, I may perhaps
agree with him. The John Bright in our harbour is the strongest
possible proof that such prejudices still exist. Sir Ferdinando Brown
is now your Governor, a fact which in itself is strong evidence. In
opposition to these witnesses I have nothing to say. The ignorance
which we are told that we had expelled from our shores, has come back
to us; and the poverty is about, I fear, to show its head. Sir
Ferdinando here arose and expostulated. But the people hardly heard
him, and at my request he again sat down.
I do think that I have endeavoured in this matter to advance too
quickly, and that Sir Ferdinando has been sent here as the necessary
reprimand for that folly. He has required that I shall be banished to
England; and as his order is backed by a double file of red-coats,an
instrument which in Britannula we do not possess,I purpose to obey
him. I shall go to England, and I shall there use what little strength
remains to me in my endeavour to put forward those arguments for
conquering the prejudices of the people which have prevailed here, but
which I am very sure would have no effect upon Sir Ferdinando Brown.
I cannot but think that Sir Ferdinando gave himself unnecessary
trouble in endeavouring to prove to us that the Fixed Period is a
wicked arrangement. He was not likely to succeed in that attempt. But
he was sure to succeed in telling us that he would make it impossible
by means of the double file of armed men by whom he is accompanied, and
the 250-ton steam-swiveller with which, as he informed me, he is able
to blow us all into atoms, unless I would be ready to start with
Captain Battleax to-morrow. It is not his religion but his strength
that has prevailed. That Great Britain is much stronger than Britannula
none of us can doubt. Till yesterday I did doubt whether she would use
her strength to perpetuate her own prejudices and to put down the
progress made by another people.
But, fellow-citizens, we must look the truth in the face. In this
generation probably, the Fixed Period must be allowed to be in
abeyance. When I had uttered these words there came much cheering and
a loud sound of triumph, which was indorsed probably by the
postponement of the system, which had its terrors; but I was enabled to
accept these friendly noises as having been awarded to the system
itself. Well, as you all love the Fixed Period, it must be delayed
till Sir Ferdinando and the English havebeen converted.
Never, never! shouted Sir Ferdinando; so godless an idea shall
never find a harbour in this bosom, and he struck his chest violently.
Sir Ferdinando is probably not aware to what ideas that bosom may
some day give a shelter. If he will look back thirty years, he will
find that he had hardly contemplated even the weather-watch which he
now wears constantly in his waistcoat-pocket. At the command of his
Sovereign he may still live to carry out the Fixed Period somewhere in
the centre of Africa.
In what college among the negroes he may be deposited, it may be
too curious to inquire. I, my friends, shall leave these shores
to-morrow; and you may be sure of this, that while the power of labour
remains to me, I shall never desist to work for the purpose that I have
at heart. I trust that I may yet live to return among you, and to
render you an account of what I have done for you and for the cause in
Europe. Here I sat down, and was greeted by the deafening applause of
the audience; and I did feel at the moment that I had somewhat got the
better of Sir Ferdinando.
I have been able to give the exact words of these two speeches, as
they were both taken down by the reporting telephone-apparatus, which
on the occasion was found to work with great accuracy. The words as
they fell from the mouth of the speakers were composed by machinery,
and my speech appeared in the London morning newspapers within an hour
of the time of its utterance.
CHAPTER XI. FAREWELL!
I went home to my house in triumph; but I had much to do before noon
on the following day, but very little time in which to do it. I had
spent the morning of that day in preparing for my departure, and in so
arranging matters with my clerks that the entrance of Sir Ferdinando on
his new duties might be easy. I had said nothing, and had endeavoured
to think as little as possible, of the Fixed Period. An old secretary
of mine,old in years of work, though not as yet in age,had
endeavoured to comfort me by saying that the college up the hill might
still be used before long. But I had told him frankly that we in
Britannula had all been too much in a hurry, and had foolishly
endeavoured to carry out a system in opposition to the world's
prejudices, which system, when successful, must pervade the entire
world. And is nothing to be done with those beautiful buildings? said
the secretary, putting in the word beautiful by way of flattery to
myself. The chimneys and the furnaces may perhaps be used, I replied.
Cremation is no part of the Fixed Period. But as for the residences,
the less we think about them the better. And so I determined to
trouble my thoughts no further with the college. And I felt that there
might be some consolation to me in going away to England, so that I
might escape from the great vexation and eyesore which the empty
college would have produced.
But I had to bid farewell to my wife and my son, and to Eva and
Crasweller. The first task would be the easier, because there would be
no necessity for any painful allusion to my own want of success. In
what little I might say to Mrs Neverbend on the subject, I could
continue that tone of sarcastic triumph in which I had replied to Sir
Ferdinando. What was pathetic in the matter I might altogether ignore.
And Jack was himself so happy in his nature, and so little likely to
look at anything on its sorrowful side, that all would surely go well
with him. But with Eva, and with Eva's father, things would be
different. Words must be spoken which would be painful in the speaking,
and regrets must be uttered by me which could not certainly be shared
by him. I am broken down and trampled upon, and all the glory is
departed from my name, and I have become a byword and a reproach rather
than a term of honour in which future ages may rejoice, because I have
been unable to carry out my long-cherished purpose bydepositing you,
and insuring at least your departure! And then Crasweller would answer
me with his general kindly feeling, and I should feel at the moment of
my leaving him the hollowness of his words. I had loved him the better
because I had endeavoured to commence my experiment on his body. I had
felt a vicarious regard for the honour which would have been done him,
almost regarding it as though I myself were to go in his place. All
this had received a check when he in his weakness had pleaded for
another year. But he had yielded; and though he had yielded without
fortitude, he had done so to comply with my wishes, and I could not but
feel for the man an extraordinary affection. I was going to England,
and might probably never see him again; and I was going with
aspirations in my heart so very different from those which he
From the hours intended for slumber, a few minutes could be taken
for saying adieu to my wife. My dear, said I, this is all very
sudden. But a man engaged in public life has to fit himself to the
public demands. Had I not promised to go to-day, I might have been
taken away yesterday or the day before.
Oh, John, said she, I think that everything has been put up to
make you comfortable.
Thanks; yes, I'm sure of it. When you hear my name mentioned after
I am gone, I hope that they'll say of me that I did my duty as
President of the republic.
Of course they will. Every day you have been at these nasty
executive chambers from nine till five, unless when you've been sitting
in that wretched Assembly.
I shall have a holiday now, at any rate, said I, laughing gently
under the bedclothes.
Yes; and I am sure it will do you good, if you only take your meals
regular. I sometimes think that you have been encouraged to dwell upon
this horrid Fixed Period by the melancholy of an empty stomach.
It was sad to hear such words from her lips after the two speeches
to which she had listened, and to feel that no trace had been left on
her mind of the triumph which I had achieved over Sir Ferdinando; but I
put up with that, and determined to answer her after her own heart.
You have always provided a sandwich for me to take to the chambers.
Sandwiches are nothing. Do remember that. At your time of life you
should always have something warm,a frizzle or a cutlet, and you
shouldn't eat it without thinking of it. What has made me hate the
Fixed Period worse than anything is, that you have never thought of
your victuals. You gave more attention to the burning of these pigs
than to the cooking of any food in your own kitchen.
Well, my dear, I'm going to England now, said I, beginning to feel
weary of her reminiscences.
Yes, my dear, I know you are; and do remember that as you get
nearer and nearer to that chilly country the weather will always be
colder and colder. I have put you up four pairs of flannel drawers, and
a little bag which you must wear upon your chest. I observed that Sir
Ferdinando, when he was preparing himself for his speech, showed that
he had just such a little bag on. And all the time I endeavoured to spy
how it was that he wore it. When I came home I immediately went to
work, and I shall insist on your putting it on the first thing in the
morning, in order that I may see that it sits flat. Sir Ferdinando's
did not sit flat, and it looked bulgy. I thought to myself that Lady
Brown did not do her duty properly by him. If you would allow me to
come with you, I could see that you always put it on rightly. As it is,
I know that people will say that it is all my fault when it hangs out
and shows itself. Then I went to sleep, and the parting words between
me and my wife had been spoken.
Early on the following morning I had Jack into my dressing-room, and
said good-bye to him. Jack, said I, in this little contest which
there has been between us, you have got the better in everything.
Nobody thought so when they heard your answer to Sir Ferdinando
Well, yes; I think I managed to answer him. But I haven't got the
better of you.
I didn't mean anything, said Jack, in a melancholy tone of voice.
It was all Eva's doing. I never cared twopence whether the old fellows
were deposited or not, but I do think that if your own time had come
near, I shouldn't have liked it much.
Why not? why not? If you will only think of the matter all round,
you will find that it is all a false sentiment.
I should not like it, said Jack, with determination.
Yes, you would, after you had got used to it. Here he looked very
incredulous. What I mean is, Jack, that when sons were accustomed to
see their fathers deposited at a certain age, and were aware that they
were treated with every respect, that kind of feeling which you
describe would wear off. You would have the idea that a kind of honour
was done to your parents.
When I knew that somebody was going to kill him on the next day,
how would it be then?
You might retire for a few hours to your thoughts,going into
mourning, as it were. Jack shook his head. But, at any rate, in this
matter of Mr Crasweller you have got the better of me.
That was for Eva's sake.
I suppose so. But I wish to make you understand, now that I am
going to England, and may possibly never return to these shores
Don't say that, father.
Well, yes; I shall have much to do there, and of course it may be
that I shall not come back, and I wish you to understand that I do not
part from you in the least in anger. What you have done shows a high
spirit, and great devotion to the girl.
It was not quite altogether for Eva either.
What then? I demanded.
Well, I don't know. The two things went together, as it were. If
there had been no question about the Fixed Period, I do think I could
have cut out Abraham Grundle. And as for Sir Kennington Oval, I am
beginning to believe that that was all Eva's pretence. I like Sir
Kennington, but Eva never cared a button for him. She had taken to me
because I had shown myself an anti-Fixed-Period man. I did it at first
simply because I hated Grundle. Grundle wanted to fix-period old
Crasweller for the sake of the property; and therefore I belonged
naturally to the other side. It wasn't that I liked opposing you. If it
had been Tallowax that you were to begin with, or Exors, you might have
burnt 'em up without a word from me.
I am gratified at hearing that.
Though the Fixed Period does seem to be horrible, I would have
swallowed all that at your bidding. But you can see how I tumbled into
it, and how Eva egged me on, and how the nearer the thing came the more
I was bound to fight. Will you believe it?Eva swore a most solemn
oath, that if her father was put into that college she would never
marry a human being. And up to that moment when the lieutenant met us
at the top of the hill, she was always as cold as snow.
And now the snow is melted?
Yes,that is to say, it is beginning to thaw! As he said this I
remembered the kiss behind the parlour-door which had been given to her
by another suitor before these troubles began, and my impression that
Jack had seen it also; but on that subject I said nothing. Of course
it has all been very happy for me, Jack continued; but I wish to say
to you before you go, how unhappy it makes me to think that I have
All right, Jack; all right. I will not say that I should not have
done the same at your age, if Eva had asked me. I wish you always to
remember that we parted as friends. It will not be long before you are
Three months, said Jack, in a melancholy tone.
In an affair of importance of this kind, that is the same as
to-morrow. I shall not be here to wish you joy at your wedding.
Why are you to go if you don't wish it?
I promised that I would go when Captain Battleax talked of carrying
me off the day before yesterday. With a hundred soldiers, no doubt he
could get me on board.
There are a great many more than a hundred men in Britannula as
good as their soldiers. To take a man away by force, and he the
President of the republic! Such a thing was never heard of. I would not
stir if I were you. Say the word to me, and I will undertake that not
one of these men shall touch you.
I thought of his proposition; and the more I thought of it, the more
unreasonable it did appear that I, who had committed no offence against
any law, should be forced on board the John Bright. And I had no doubt
that Jack would be as good as his word. But there were two causes which
persuaded me that I had better go. I had pledged my word. When it had
been suggested that I should at the moment be carried on board,which
might no doubt then have been done by the soldiers,I had said that if
a certain time were allowed me I would again be found in the same
place. If I were simply there, and were surrounded by a crowd of
Britannulans ready to fight for me, I should hardly have kept my
promise. But a stronger reason than this perhaps actuated me. It would
be better for me for a while to be in England than in Britannula. Here
in Britannula I should be the ex-President of an abolished republic,
and as such subject to the notice of all men; whereas in England I
should be nobody, and should escape the constant mortification of
seeing Sir Ferdinando Brown. And then in England I could do more for
the Fixed Period than at home in Britannula. Here the battle was over,
and I had been beaten. I began to perceive that the place was too small
for making the primary efforts in so great a cause. The very facility
which had existed for the passing of the law through the Assembly had
made it impossible for us to carry out the law; and therefore, with the
sense of failure strong upon me, I should be better elsewhere than at
home. And the desire of publishing a book in which I should declare my
theory,this very book which I have so nearly brought to a
close,made me desire to go. What could I do by publishing anything in
Britannula? And though the manuscript might have been sent home, who
would see it through the press with any chance of success? Now I have
my hopes, which I own seem high, and I shall be able to watch from day
to day the way in which my arguments in favour of the Fixed Period are
received by the British public. Therefore it was that I rejected Jack's
kind offer. No, my boy, said I, after a pause, I do not know but
that on the whole I shall prefer to go.
Of course if you wish it.
I shall be taken there at the expense of the British public, which
is in itself a triumph, and shall, I presume, be sent back in the same
way. If not, I shall have a grievance in their parsimony, which in
itself will be a comfort to me; and I am sure that I shall be treated
well on board. Sir Ferdinando with his eloquence will not be there, and
the officers are, all of them, good fellows. I have made up my mind,
and I will go. The next that you will hear of your father will be the
publication of a little book that I shall write on the journey,
advocating the Fixed Period. The matter has never been explained to
them in England, and perhaps my words may prevail. Jack, by shaking
his head mournfully, seemed to indicate his idea that this would not be
the case; but Jack is resolute, and will never yield on any point. Had
he been in my place, and had entertained my convictions, I believe that
he would have deposited Crasweller in spite of Sir Ferdinando Brown and
Captain Battleax. You will come and see me on board, Jack, when I
They won't take me off, will they?
I should have thought you would have liked to have seen England.
And leave Eva! They'd have to look very sharp before they could do
that. But of course I'll come. Then I gave him my blessing, told him
what arrangements I had made for his income, and went down to my
breakfast, which was to be my last meal in Britannula.
When that was over, I was told that Eva was in my study waiting to
see me. I had intended to have gone out to Little Christchurch, and
should still do so, to bid farewell to her father. But I was not sorry
to have Eva here in my own house, as she was about to become my
daughter-in-law. Eva has come to bid you good-bye, said Jack, who was
already in the room, as I entered it.
Eva, my dear, said I.
I'll leave you, said Jack. But I've told her that she must be
very fond of you. Bygones have to be bygones,particularly as no harm
has been done. Then he left the room.
She still had on the little round hat, but as Jack went she laid it
aside. Oh, Mr Neverbend, she said, I hope you do not think that I
have been unkind.
It is I, my dear, who should express that hope.
I have always known how well you have loved my dear father. I have
been quite sure of it. And he has always said so. But
Well, Eva, it is all over now.
Oh yes, and I am so happy! I have got to tell you how happy I am.
I hope you love Jack.
Oh! she exclaimed, and in a moment she was in my arms and I was
kissing her. If you knew how I hate that Mr Grundle; and Jack is
all,all that he ought to be. One of the things that makes me like him
best is his great affection for you. There is nothing that he would not
do for you.
He is a very good young man, said I, thinking of the manner in
which he had spoken against me on the Town Flags.
Nothing! said Eva.
And nothing that he would not do for you, my dear. But that is all
as it should be. He is a high-spirited, good boy; and if he will think
a little more of the business and a little less of cricket, he will
make an excellent husband.
Of course he had to think a little of the match when the Englishmen
were here; and he did play well, did he not? He beat them all there. I
could perceive that Eva was quite as intent upon cricket as was her
lover, and probably thought just as little about the business. But, Mr
Neverbend, must you really go?
I think so. It is not only that they are determined to take me, but
that I am myself anxious to be in England.
You wish toto preach the Fixed Period?
Well, my dear, I have got my own notions, which at my time of life
I cannot lay aside. I shall endeavour to ventilate them in England, and
see what the people there may say about them.
You are not angry with me?
My child, how could I be angry with you? What you did, you did for
your father's sake.
And papa? You will not be angry with papa because he didn't want to
give up Little Christchurch, and to leave the pretty place which he has
made himself, and to go into the college,and be killed!
I could not quite answer her at the moment, because in truth I was
somewhat angry with him. I thought that he should have understood that
there was something higher to be achieved than an extra year or two
among the prettinesses of Little Christchurch. I could not but be
grieved because he had proved himself to be less of a man than I had
expected. But as I remained silent for a few moments, Eva held my hand
in hers, and looked up into my face with beseeching eyes. Then my anger
went, and I remembered that I had no reason to expect heroism from
Crasweller, simply because he had been my friend. No, dear, no; all
feeling of anger is at an end. It was natural that he should wish to
remain at Little Christchurch; and it was better than natural, it was
beautiful, that you should wish to save him by the use of the only
feminine weapon at your command.
Oh, but I did love Jack, she said.
I have still an hour or two before I depart, and I shall run down
to Little Christchurch to take your father by the hand once more. You
may be sure that what I shall say to him will not be ill-natured. And
now good-bye, my darling child. My time here in Britannula is but
short, and I cannot give up more of it even to my chosen daughter.
Then again she kissed me, and putting on her little hat, went away to
Mrs Neverbend,or to Jack.
It was now nearly ten o'clock, and I had out my tricycle in order to
go down as quickly as possible to Little Christchurch. At the door of
my house I found a dozen of the English soldiers with a sergeant. He
touched his hat, and asked me very civilly where I was going. When I
told him that it was but five or six miles out of town, he requested my
permission to accompany me. I told him that he certainly might if he
had a vehicle ready, and was ready to use it. But as at that moment my
luggage was brought out of the house with the view of being taken on
board ship, the man thought that it would be as well and much easier to
follow the luggage; and the twelve soldiers marched off to see my
portmanteaus put safely on board the John Bright.
And I was again,and I could not but say to myself, probably for
the last time,once again on the road to Little Christchurch. During
the twenty minutes which were taken in going down there, I could not
but think of the walks I had had up and down with Crasweller in old
times, talking as we went of the glories of a Fixed Period, and of the
absolute need which the human race had for such a step in civilisation.
Probably on such occasions the majority of the words spoken had come
from my own mouth; but it had seemed to me then that Crasweller had
been as energetic as myself. The period which we had then contemplated
at a distance had come round, and Crasweller had seceded wofully. I
could not but feel that had he been stanch to me, and allowed himself
to be deposited not only willingly but joyfully, he would have set an
example which could not but have been efficacious. Barnes and Tallowax
would probably have followed as a matter of course, and the thing would
have been done. My name would have gone down to posterity with those of
Columbus and Galileo, and Britannula would have been noted as the most
prominent among the nations of the earth, instead of having become a
by-word among countries as a deprived republic and reannexed Crown
colony. But all that on the present occasion had to be forgotten, and I
was to greet my old friend with true affection, as though I had
received from his hands no such ruthless ruin of all my hopes.
Oh, Mr President, he said, as he met me coming up the drive
towards the house, this is kind of you. And you who must be so busy
just before your departure!
I could not go without a word of farewell to you. I had not spoken
with him since we had parted on the top of the hill on our way out to
the college, when the horses had been taken from the carriage, and he
had walked back to life and Little Christchurch instead of making his
way to his last home, and to find deposition with all the glory of a
It is very kind of you. Come in. Eva is not at home.
I have just parted with her at my own house. So she and Jack are to
make a match of it. I need not tell you how more than contented I shall
be that my son should have such a wife. Eva to me has been always dear,
almost as a daughter. Now she is like my own child.
I am sure that I can say the same of Jack.
Yes; Jack is a good lad too. I hope he will stick to the business.
He need not trouble himself about that. He will have Little
Christchurch and all that belongs to it as soon as I am gone. I had
made up my mind only to allow Eva an income out of it while she was
thinking of that fellow Grundle. That man is a knave.
I could not but remember that Grundle had been a Fixed-Periodist,
and that it would not become me to abuse him; and I was aware that
though Crasweller was my sincere friend, he had come to entertain of
late an absolute hatred of all those, beyond myself, who had advocated
his own deposition.
Jack, at any rate, is happy, said I, and Eva. You and I,
Crasweller have had our little troubles to imbitter the evenings of our
You are yet in the full daylight.
My ambition has been disappointed. I cannot conceal the fact from
myself,nor from you. It has come to pass that during the last year or
two we have lived with different hopes. And these hopes have been
founded altogether on the position which you might occupy.
I should have gone mad up in that college, Neverbend.
I would have been with you.
I should have gone mad all the same. I should have committed
To save yourself from an honourabledeposition!
The fixed day, coming at a certain known hour; the feeling that it
must come, though it came at the same time so slowly and yet so fast;
every day growing shorter day by day, and every season month by month;
the sight of these chimneys
That was a mistake, Crasweller; that was a mistake. The cremation
should have been elsewhere.
A man should have been an angel to endure it,or so much less than
a man. I struggled,for your sake. Who else would have struggled as I
did to oblige a friend in such a matter?
I know itI know it.
But life under such a weight became impossible to me. You do not
know what I endured even for the last year. Believe me that man is not
so constituted as to be able to make such efforts.
He would get used to it. Mankind would get used to it.
The first man will never get used to it. That college will become a
madhouse. You must think of some other mode of letting them pass their
last year. Make them drunk, so that they shall not know what they are
doing. Drug them and make them senseless; or, better still, come down
upon them with absolute power, and carry them away to instant death.
Let the veil of annihilation fall upon them before they know where they
are. The Fixed Period, with all its damnable certainty, is a mistake. I
have tried it and I know it. When I look back at the last year, which
was to be the last, not of my absolute life but of my true existence, I
shudder as I think what I went through. I am astonished at the strength
of my own mind in that I did not go mad. No one would have made such an
effort for you as I made. Those other men had determined to rebel since
the feeling of the Fixed Period came near to them. It is impossible
that human nature should endure such a struggle and not rebel. I have
been saved now by these Englishmen, who have come here in their horror,
and have used their strength to prevent the barbarity of your
benevolence. But I can hardly keep myself quiet as I think of the
sufferings which I have endured during the last month.
But, Crasweller, you had assented.
True; I did assent. But it was before the feeling of my fate had
come near to me. You may be strong enough to bear it. There is nothing
so hard but that enthusiasm will make it tolerable. But you will hardly
find another who will not succumb. Who would do more for you than I
have done? Who would make a greater struggle? What honester man is
there whom you know in this community of ours? And yet even me you
drove to be a liar. Think how strong must have been the facts against
you when they have had this effect. To have died at your behest at the
instant would have been as nothing. Any danger,any immediate
certainty,would have been child's-play; but to have gone up into that
frightful college, and there to have remained through that year, which
would have wasted itself so slowly, and yet so fast,that would have
required a heroism which, as I think, no Greek, no Roman, no Englishman
Then he paused, and I was aware that I had overstayed my time.
Think of it, he continued; think of it on board that vessel, and try
to bring home to yourself what such a phase of living would mean. Then
he grasped me by the hand, and taking me out, put me upon my tricycle,
and returned into the house.
As I went back to Gladstonopolis, I did think of it, and for a
moment or two my mind wavered. He had convinced me that there was
something wrong in the details of my system; but not,when I came to
argue the matter with myself,that the system itself was at fault. But
now at the present moment I had hardly time for meditation. I had been
surprised at Crasweller's earnestness, and also at his eloquence, and I
was in truth more full of his words than of his reasons. But the time
would soon come when I should be able to devote tranquil hours to the
consideration of the points which he had raised. The long hours of
enforced idleness on board ship would suffice to enable me to sift his
objections, which seemed at the spur of the moment to resolve
themselves into the impatience necessary to a year's quiescence.
Crasweller had declared that human nature could not endure it. Was it
not the case that human nature had never endeavoured to train itself?
As I got back to Gladstonopolis, I had already a glimmering of an idea
that we must begin with human nature somewhat earlier, and teach men
from their very infancy to prepare themselves for the undoubted
blessings of the Fixed Period. But certain aids must be given, and the
cremating furnace must be removed, so as to be seen by no eye and smelt
by no nose.
As I rode up to my house there was that eternal guard of
soldiers,a dozen men, with abominable guns and ungainly military hats
or helmets on their heads. I was so angered by their watchfulness, that
I was half minded to turn my tricycle, and allow them to pursue me
about the island. They could never have caught me had I chosen to avoid
them; but such an escape would have been below my dignity. And
moreover, I certainly did wish to go. I therefore took no notice of
them when they shouldered their arms, but went into the house to give
my wife her last kiss. Now, Neverbend, remember you wear the flannel
drawers I put up for you, as soon as ever you get out of the opposite
tropics. Remember it becomes frightfully cold almost at once; and
whatever you do, don't forget the little bag. These were Mrs
Neverbend's last words to me. I there found Jack waiting for me, and we
together walked down to the quay. Mother would like to have gone too,
It would not have suited. There are so many things here that will
want her eye.
All the same, she would like to have gone. I had felt that it was
so, but yet she had never pressed her request.
On board I found Sir Ferdinando, and all the ship's officers with
him, in full dress. He had come, as I supposed, to see that I really
went; but he assured me, taking off his hat as he addressed me, that
his object had been to pay his last respects to the late President of
the republic. Nothing could now be more courteous than his conduct, or
less like the bully that he had appeared to be when he had first
claimed to represent the British sovereign in Britannula. And I must
confess that there was absent all that tone of domineering ascendancy
which had marked his speech as to the Fixed Period. The Fixed Period
was not again mentioned while he was on board; but he devoted himself
to assuring me that I should be received in England with every
distinction, and that I should certainly be invited to Windsor Castle.
I did not myself care very much about Windsor Castle; but to such civil
speeches I could do no other than make civil replies; and there I stood
for half an hour grimacing and paying compliments, anxious for the
moment when Sir Ferdinando would get into the six-oared gig which was
waiting for him, and return to the shore. To me it was of all
half-hours the weariest, but to him it seemed as though to grimace and
to pay compliments were his second nature. At last the moment came when
one of the junior officers came up to Captain Battleax and told him
that the vessel was ready to start. Now, Sir Ferdinando, said the
captain, I am afraid that the John Bright must leave you to the
kindness of the Britannulists.
I could not be left in more generous hands, said Sir Ferdinando,
nor in those of warmer friends. The Britannulists speak English as
well as I do, and will, I am sure, admit that we boast of a common
But not a common Government, said I, determined to fire a parting
shot. But Sir Ferdinando is quite right in expecting that he
personally will receive every courtesy from the Britannulists. Nor will
his rule be in any respect disobeyed until the island shall, with the
agreement of England, again have resumed its own republican position.
Here I bowed, and he bowed, and we all bowed. Then he departed, taking
Jack with him, leaning on whose arm he stepped down into the boat; and
as the men put their oars into the water, I jumped with a sudden start
at the sudden explosion of a subsidiary cannon, which went on firing
some dozens of times till the proper number had been completed supposed
to be due to an officer of such magnitude.
CHAPTER XII. OUR VOYAGE TO ENGLAND.
The boat had gone ashore and returned before the John Bright had
steamed out of the harbour. Then everything seemed to change, and
Captain Battleax bade me make myself quite at home. He trusted, he
said, that I should always dine with him during the voyage, but that I
should be left undisturbed during all other periods of the day. He
dined at seven o'clock, but I could give my own orders as to breakfast
and tiffin. He was sure that Lieutenant Crosstrees would have pleasure
in showing me my cabins, and that if there was anything on board which
I did not feel to be comfortable, it should be at once altered.
Lieutenant Crosstrees would tell my servant to wait upon me, and would
show me all the comforts,and discomforts,of the vessel. With that
I left him, and was taken below under the guidance of the lieutenant.
As Mr Crosstrees became my personal friend during the voyage,more
peculiarly than any of the other officers, all of whom were my
friends,I will give some short description of him. He was a young
man, perhaps eight-and-twenty years old, whose great gift in the eyes
of all those on board was his personal courage. Stories were told to me
by the junior officers of marvellous things which he had done, which,
though never mentioned in his own presence, either by himself or by
others, seemed to constitute for him a special character,so that had
it been necessary that any one should jump overboard to attack a shark,
all on board would have thought that the duty as a matter of course
belonged to Lieutenant Crosstrees. Indeed, as I learnt afterwards, he
had quite a peculiar name in the British navy. He was a small
fair-haired man, with a pallid face and a bright eye, whose
idiosyncrasy it was to conceive that life afloat was infinitely
superior in all its attributes to life on shore. If there ever was a
man entirely devoted to his profession, it was Lieutenant Crosstrees.
For women he seemed to care nothing, nor for bishops, nor for judges,
nor for members of Parliament. They were all as children skipping about
the world in their foolish playful ignorance, whom it was the sailor's
duty to protect. Next to the sailor came the soldier, as having some
kindred employment; but at a very long interval. Among sailors the
British sailor,that is, the British fighting sailor,was the only
one really worthy of honour; and among British sailors the officers on
board H.M. gunboat the John Bright were the happy few who had climbed
to the top of the tree. Captain Battleax he regarded as the sultan of
the world; but he was the sultan's vizier, and having the discipline of
the ship altogether in his own hands, was, to my thinking, its very
master. I should have said beforehand that a man of such sentiments and
feelings was not at all to my taste. Everything that he loved I have
always hated, and all that he despised I have revered. Nevertheless I
became very fond of him, and found in him an opponent to the Fixed
Period that has done more to shake my opinion than Crasweller with all
his feelings, or Sir Ferdinando with all his arguments. And this he
effected by a few curt words which I have found almost impossible to
resist. Come this way, Mr President, he said. Here is where you are
to sleep; and considering that it is only a ship, I think you'll find
it fairly comfortable. Anything more luxurious than the place assigned
to me, I could not have imagined on board ship. I afterwards learned
that the cabins had been designed for the use of a travelling admiral,
and I gathered from the fact that they were allotted to me an idea that
England intended to atone for the injury done to the country by
personal respect shown to the late President of the republic.
I, at any rate, shall be comfortable while I am here. That in
itself is something. Nevertheless I have to feel that I am a prisoner.
Not more so than anybody else on board, said the lieutenant.
A guard of soldiers came up this morning to look after me. What
would that guard of soldiers have done supposing that I had run away?
We should have had to wait till they had caught you. But nobody
conceived that to be possible. The President of a republic never runs
away in his own person. There will be a cup of tea in the officers'
mess-room at five o'clock. I will leave you till then, as you may wish
to employ yourself. I went up immediately afterwards on deck, and
looking back over the tafferel, could only just see the glittering
spires of Gladstonopolis in the distance.
Now was the time for thought. I found an easy seat on the stern of
the vessel, and sat myself down to consider all that Crasweller had
said to me. He and I had parted,perhaps for ever. I had not been in
England since I was a little child, and I could not but feel now that I
might be detained there by circumstances, or die there, or that
Crasweller, who was ten years my senior, might be dead before I should
have come back. And yet no ordinary farewell had been spoken between
us. In those last words of his he had confined himself to the Fixed
Period, so full had his heart been of the subject, and so intent had he
felt himself to be on convincing me. And what was the upshot of what he
had said? Not that the doctrine of the Fixed Period was in itself
wrong, but that it was impracticable because of the horrors attending
its last moments. These were the solitude in which should be passed the
one last year; the sight of things which would remind the old man of
coming death; and the general feeling that the business and pleasures
of life were over, and that the stillness of the grave had been
commenced. To this was to be added a certainty that death would come on
some prearranged day. These all referred manifestly to the condition of
him who was to go, and in no degree affected the welfare of those who
were to remain. He had not attempted to say that for the benefit of the
world at large the system was a bad system. That these evils would have
befallen Crasweller himself, there could be no doubt. Though a dozen
companions might have visited him daily, he would have felt the college
to be a solitude, because he would not have been allowed to choose his
promiscuous comrades as in the outer world. But custom would no doubt
produce a cure for that evil. When a man knew that it was to be so, the
dozen visitors would suffice for him. The young man of thirty travels
over all the world, but the old man of seventy is contented with the
comparative confinement of his own town, or perhaps of his own house.
As to the ghastliness of things to be seen, they could no doubt be
removed out of sight; but even that would be cured by custom. The
business and pleasures of life at the prescribed time were in general
but a pretence at business and a reminiscence of pleasure. The man
would know that the fated day was coming, and would prepare for it with
infinitely less of the anxious pain of uncertainty than in the outer
world. The fact that death must come at the settled day, would no doubt
have its horror as long as the man were able habitually to contrast his
position with that of the few favoured ones who had, within his own
memory, lived happily to a more advanced age; but when the time should
come that no such old man had so existed, I could not but think that a
frame of mind would be created not indisposed to contentment. Sitting
there, and turning it all over in my mind, while my eyes rested on the
bright expanse of the glass-clear sea, I did perceive that the Fixed
Period, with all its advantages, was of such a nature that it must
necessarily be postponed to an age prepared for it. Crasweller's
eloquence had had that effect upon me. I did see that it would be
impossible to induce, in the present generation, a feeling of
satisfaction in the system. I should have declared that it would not
commence but with those who were at present unborn; or, indeed, to
allay the natural fears of mothers, not with those who should be born
for the next dozen years. It might have been well to postpone it for
another century. I admitted so much to myself, with the full
understanding that a theory delayed so long must be endangered by its
own postponement. How was I to answer for the zeal of those who were to
come so long after me? I sometimes thought of a more immediate date in
which I myself might be the first to be deposited, and that I might
thus be allowed to set an example of a happy final year passed within
the college. But then, how far would the Tallowaxes, and Barneses, and
Exors of the day be led by my example?
I must on my arrival in England remodel altogether the Fixed Period,
and name a day so far removed that even Jack's children would not be
able to see it. It was with sad grief of heart that I so determined.
All my dreams of a personal ambition were at once shivered to the
ground. Nothing would remain of me but the name of the man who had
caused the republic of Britannula to be destroyed, and her government
to be resumed by her old mistress. I must go to work, and with pen,
ink, and paper, with long written arguments and studied logic,
endeavour to prove to mankind that the world should not allow itself to
endure the indignities, and weakness, and selfish misery of extreme old
age. I confess that my belief in the efficacy of spoken words, of words
running like an electric spark from the lips of the speaker right into
the heart of him who heard them, was stronger far than my trust in
written arguments. They must lack a warmth which the others possess;
and they enter only on the minds of the studious, whereas the others
touch the feelings of the world at large. I had already overcome in the
breasts of many listeners the difficulties which I now myself
experienced. I would again attempt to do so with a British audience. I
would again enlarge on the meanness of the man who could not make so
small a sacrifice of his latter years for the benefit of the rising
generation. But even spoken words would come cold to me, and would fall
unnoticed on the hearts of others, when it was felt that the doctrine
advocated could not possibly affect any living man. Thinking of all
this, I was very melancholy when I was summoned down to tea by one of
the stewards who attended the officers' mess.
Mr President, will you take tea, coffee, cocoa, chocolate, or
preserved dates? There are muffins and crumpets, dry toast, buttered
toast, plum-cake, seed-cake, peach-fritters, apple-marmalade, and bread
and butter. There are put-up fruits of all kinds, of which you really
wouldn't know that they hadn't come this moment from graperies and
orchard-houses; but we don't put them on the table, because we think
that we can't eat quite so much dinner after them. This was the
invitation which came from a young naval lad who seemed to be about
fifteen years old.
Hold your tongue, Percy, said an elder officer. The fruits are
not here because Lord Alfred gorged himself so tremendously that we
were afraid his mother, the duchess, would withdraw him from the
service when she heard that he had made himself sick.
There are curaçoa, chartreuse, pepperwick, mangostino, and Russian
brandy on the side-board, suggested a third.
I shall have a glass of madeirajust a thimbleful, said another,
who seemed to be a few years older than Lord Alfred Percy. Then one of
the stewards brought the madeira, which the young man drank with great
satisfaction. This wine has been seven times round the world, he
said, and the only time for drinking it is five-o'clock tea,that is,
if you understand what good living means. I asked simply for a cup of
tea, which I found to be peculiarly good, partly because of the cream
which accompanied it. I then went up-stairs to take a constitutional
walk with Mr Crosstrees on the deck. I saw you sitting there for a
couple of hours very thoughtful, said he, and I wouldn't disturb you.
I hope it doesn't make you unhappy that you are carried away to
Had it done so, I don't know whether I should have gonealive.
They said that when it was suggested, you promised to be ready in
I did say sobecause it suited me. But I can hardly imagine that
they would have carried me on board with violence, or that they would
have put all Gladstonopolis to the sword because I declined to go on
Brown had told us that we were to bring you off dead or alive; and
dead or alive, I think we should have had you. If the soldiers had not
succeeded, the sailors would have taken you in hand. When I asked him
why there was this great necessity for kidnapping me, he assured me
that feeling in England had run very high on the matter, and that
sundry bishops had declared that anything so barbarous could not be
permitted in the twentieth century. It would be as bad, they said, as
the cannibals of New Zealand.
That shows the absolute ignorance of the bishops on the subject.
I daresay; but there is a prejudice about killing an old man, or a
woman. Young men don't matter.
Allow me to assure you, Mr Crosstrees, said I, that your
sentiment is carrying you far away from reason. To the State the life
of a woman should be just the same as that of a man. The State cannot
allow itself to indulge in romance.
You get a sailor, and tell him to strike a woman, and see what
The sailor is irrational. Of course, we are supposing that it is
for the public benefit that the woman should be struck. It is the same
with an old man. The good of the commonwealth,and his own,requires
that, beyond a certain age, he shall not be allowed to exist. He does
not work, and he cannot enjoy living. He wastes more than his share of
the necessaries of life, and becomes, on the aggregate, an intolerable
burden. Read Shakespeare's description of man in his last stage
'Second childishness, and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything;'
and the stage before is merely that of the 'lean and slippered
pantaloon.' For his own sake, would you not save mankind from having to
encounter such miseries as these?
You can't do it, Mr President.
I very nearly did do it. The Britannulist Assembly, in the majesty
of its wisdom, passed a law to that effect. I was sorry afterwards
that I had spoken of the majesty of the Assembly's wisdom, because it
savoured of buncombe. Our Assembly's wisdom was not particularly
majestic; but I had intended to allude to the presumed majesty attached
to the highest council in the State.
Your Assembly in the majesty of its wisdom could do nothing of the
kind. It might pass a law, but the law could be carried out only by
men. The Parliament in England, which is, I take it, quite as majestic
as the Assembly in Britannula
I apologise for the word, Mr Crosstrees, which savours of the
ridiculous. I did not quite explain my idea at the moment.
It is forgotten, he said; and I must acknowledge that he never
used the word against me again. The Parliament in England might order
a three-months-old baby to be slain, but could not possibly get the
Not if it were for the welfare of Great Britain?
Not to save Great Britain from destruction. Strength is very
strong, but it is not half so powerful as weakness. I could, with the
greatest alacrity in the world, fire that big gun in among battalions
of armed men, so as to scatter them all to the winds, but I could not
point it in the direction of a single girl. We went on discussing the
matter at considerable length, and his convictions were quite as strong
as mine. He was sure that under no circumstances would an old man ever
be deprived of his life under the Fixed Period. I was as confident as
he on the other side,or, at any rate, pretended to be so,and told
him that he made no allowance for the progressive wisdom of mankind.
But we parted as friends, and soon after went to dinner.
I was astonished to find how very little the captain had to do with
his officers. On board ship he lived nearly alone, having his first
lieutenant with him for a quarter of an hour every morning. On the
occasion of this my first day on board, he had a dinner-party in honour
of my coming among them; and two or three days before we reached
England, he had another. I dined with him regularly every day except
twice, when I was invited to the officers' mess. I breakfasted alone in
my own cabin, where everything was provided for me that I could desire,
and always lunched and took five-o'clock tea with the officers. I
remained alone till one o'clock, and spent four hours every morning
during our entire journey in composing this volume as it is now
printed. I have put it into the shape of a story, because I think that
I may so best depict the feelings of the people around me as I made my
great endeavour to carry out the Fixed Period in Britannula, and
because I may so describe the kind of opposition which was shown by the
expression of those sentiments on which Lieutenant Crosstrees depended.
I do not at this minute doubt but that Crasweller would have been
deposited had not the John Bright appeared. Whether Barnes and Tallowax
would have followed peaceably, may be doubted. They, however, are not
men of great weight in Britannula, and the officers of the law might
possibly have constrained them to have followed the example which
Crasweller had set. But I do confess that I doubt whether I should have
been able to proceed to carry out the arrangements for the final
departure of Crasweller. Looking forward, I could see Eva kneeling at
my feet, and could acknowledge the invincible strength of that weakness
to which Crosstrees had alluded. A godlike heroism would have been
demanded,a heroism which must have submitted to have been called
brutal,and of such I knew myself not to be the owner. Had the British
Parliament ordered the three-months-old baby to be slaughtered, I was
not the man to slaughter it, even though I were the sworn servant of
the British Parliament. Upon the whole, I was glad that the John Bright
had come into our waters, and had taken me away on its return to
England. It was a way out of my immediate trouble against which I was
able to expostulate, and to show with some truth on my side that I was
an injured man. All this I am willing to admit in the form of a tale,
which I have adopted for my present work, and for which I may hope to
obtain some popularity in England. Once on shore there, I shall go to
work on a volume of altogether a different nature, and endeavour to be
argumentative and statistical, as I have here been fanciful, though
true to details.
During the whole course of my journey to England, Captain Battleax
never said a word to me about the Fixed Period. He was no doubt a
gallant officer, and possessed of all necessary gifts for the
management of a 250-ton steam swivel-gun; but he seemed to me to be
somewhat heavy. He never even in conversation alluded to Britannula,
and spoke always of the dockyard at Devonport as though I had been
familiar with its every corner. He was very particular about his
clothes, and I was told by Lieutenant Crosstrees on the first day that
he would resent it as a bitter offence had I come down to dinner
without a white cravat. He's right, you know; those things do tell,
Crosstrees had said to me when I had attempted to be jocose about these
punctilios. I took care, however, always to put on a white cravat both
with the captain and with the officers. After dinner with the captain,
a cup of coffee was always brought in on a silver tray, in a silver
coffee-pot. This was leisurely consumed; and then, as I soon
understood, the captain expected that I should depart. I learnt
afterwards that he immediately put his feet up on the sofa and slept
for the remainder of the evening. I retired to the lieutenant's cabin,
and there discussed the whole history of Britannula over many a
Did you really mean to kill the old men? said Lord Alfred Percy to
me one day; regularly to cut their throats, you know, and carry them
out and burn them.
I did not mean it, but the law did.
Every poor old fellow would have been put an end to without the
Not without mercy, I rejoined.
Now, there's my governor's father, said Lord Alfred; you know who
The Duke of Northumberland, I'm informed.
He's a terrible swell. He owns three castles, and half a county,
and has half a million a-year. I can hardly tell you what sort of an
old fellow he is at home. There isn't any one who doesn't pay him the
most profound respect, and he's always doing good to everybody. Do you
mean to say that some constable or cremator,some sort of first
hangman,would have come to him and taken him by the nape of his neck,
and cut his throat, just because he was sixty-eight years old? I can't
believe that anybody would have done it.
But the duke is a man.
Yes, he's a man, no doubt.
If he committed murder, he would be hanged in spite of his
I don't know how that would be, said Lord Alfred, hesitating. I
cannot imagine that my grandfather should commit a murder.
But he would be hanged; I can tell you that. Though it be very
improbable,impossible, as you and I may think it,the law is the
same for him as for others. Why should not all other laws be the same
But it would be murder.
What is your idea of murder?
Then you are murderers who go about with this great gun of yours
for the sake of killing many people.
We've never killed anybody with it yet.
You are not the less murderers if you have the intent to murder.
Are soldiers murderers who kill other soldiers in battle? The murderer
is the man who illegally kills. Now, in accordance with us, everything
would have been done legally; and I'm afraid that if your grandfather
were living among us, he would have to be deposited like the rest.
Not if Sir Ferdinando were there, said the boy. I could not go on
to explain to him that he thus ran away from his old argument about the
duke. But I did feel that a new difficulty would arise from the extreme
veneration paid to certain characters. In England how would it be with
the Royal Family? Would it be necessary to exempt them down to the
extremest cousins; and if so, how large a body of cousins would be
generated! I feared that the Fixed Period could only be good for a
republic in which there were no classes violently distinguished from
their inferior brethren. If so, it might be well that I should go to
the United States, and there begin to teach my doctrine. No other
republic would be strong enough to stand against those hydra-headed
prejudices with which the ignorance of the world at large is fortified.
I don't believe, continued the boy, bringing the conversation to an
end, that all the men in this ship could take my grandfather and kill
him in cold blood.
I was somewhat annoyed, on my way to England, by finding that the
men on board,the sailors, the stokers, and stewards,regarded me as
a most cruel person. The prejudices of people of this class are so
strong as to be absolutely invincible. It is necessary that a new race
should come up before the prejudices are eradicated. They were civil
enough in their demeanour to me personally, but they had all been
taught that I was devoted to the slaughter of old men; and they
regarded me with all that horror which the modern nations have
entertained for cannibalism. I heard a whisper one day between two of
the stewards. He'd have killed that old fellow that came on board as
sure as eggs if we hadn't got there just in time to prevent him.
Not with his own hands, said a listening junior.
Yes; with his own hands. That was just the thing. He wouldn't allow
it to be done by anybody else. It was thus that they regarded the
sacrifice that I had thought to make of my own feelings in regard to
Crasweller. I had no doubt suggested that I myself would use the lancet
in order to save him from any less friendly touch. I believed
afterwards, that when the time had come I should have found myself
incapacitated for the operation. The natural weakness incidental to my
feelings would have prevailed. But now that promise,once so painfully
made, and since that, as I had thought, forgotten by all but
myself,was remembered against me as a proof of the diabolical
inhumanity of my disposition.
I believe that they think that we mean to eat them, I said one day
to Crosstrees. He had gradually become my confidential friend, and to
him I made known all the sorrows which fell upon me during the voyage
from the ignorance of the men around me. I cannot boast that I had in
the least affected his opinion by my arguments; but he at any rate had
sense enough to perceive that I was not a bloody-minded cannibal, but
one actuated by a true feeling of philanthropy. He knew that my object
was to do good, though he did not believe in the good to be done.
You've got to endure that, said he.
Do you mean to say, that when I get to England I shall be regarded
with personal feelings of the same kind?
Yes; so I imagine. There was an honesty about Crosstrees which
would never allow him to soften anything.
That will be hard to bear.
The first reformers had to bear such hardships. I don't exactly
remember what it was that Socrates wanted to do for his ungrateful
fellow-mortals; but they thought so badly of him, that they made him
swallow poison. Your Galileo had a hard time when he said that the sun
stood still. Why should we go further than Jesus Christ for an example?
If you are not able to bear the incidents, you should not undertake the
But in England I should not have a single disciple! There would not
be one to solace or to encourage me! Would it not be well that I should
throw myself into the ocean, and have done with a world so ungrateful?
In Britannula they had known my true disposition. There I had received
the credit due to a tender heart and loving feelings. No one thought
there that I wanted to eat up my victims, or that I would take a
pleasure in spilling their blood with my own hands. And tidings so
misrepresenting me would have reached England before me, and I should
there have no friend. Even Lieutenant Crosstrees would be seen no more
after I had gone ashore. Then came upon me for the first time an idea
that I was not wanted in England at all,that I was simply to be
brought away from my own home to avoid the supposed mischief I might do
there, and that for all British purposes it would be well that I should
be dropped into the sea, or left ashore on some desert island. I had
been taken from the place where, as governing officer, I had
undoubtedly been of use,and now could be of use no longer. Nobody in
England would want me or would care for me, and I should be utterly
friendless there, and alone. For aught I knew, they might put me in
prison and keep me there, so as to be sure that I should not return to
my own people. If I asked for my liberty, I might be told that because
of my bloodthirstiness it would be for the general welfare that I
should be deprived of it. When Sir Ferdinando Brown had told me that I
should certainly be asked down to Windsor, I had taken his flowery
promises as being worth nothing. I had no wish to go to Windsor. But
what should I do with myself immediately on my arrival? Would it not be
best to return at once to my own country,if only I might be allowed
to do so. All this made me very melancholy, but especially the feeling
that I should be regarded by all around as a monster of cruelty. I
could not but think of the words which Lieutenant Crosstrees had spoken
to me. The Saviour of the world had His disciples who believed in Him,
and the one dear youth who loved Him so well. I almost doubted my own
energy as a teacher of progress to carry me through the misery which I
saw in store for me.
I shall not have a very bright time when I arrive in England, I
said to my friend Crosstrees, two days before our expected arrival.
It will be all new, and there will be plenty for you to see.
You will go upon some other voyage?
Yes; we shall be wanted up in the Baltic at once. We are very good
friends with Russia; but no dog is really respected in this world
unless he shows that he can bite as well as bark.
I shall not be respected, because I can neither bark nor bite. What
will they do with me?
We shall put you on shore at Plymouth, and send you up to
Londonwith a guard of honour.
And what will the guard of honour do with me?
Ah! for that I cannot answer. He will treat you with all kind of
respect, no doubt.
It has not occurred to you to think, said I, where he will
deposit me? Why should it do so? But to me the question is one of some
moment. No one there will want me; nobody knows me. They to whom I must
be the cause of some little trouble will simply wish me out of the way;
and the world at large, if it hears of me at all, will simply have been
informed of my cruelty and malignity. I do not mean to destroy myself.
Don't do that, said the lieutenant, in a piteous tone.
But it would be best, were it not that certain scruples prevent
one. What would you advise me to do with myself, to begin with? He
paused before he replied, and looked painfully into my face. You will
excuse my asking you, because, little as my acquaintance is with you,
it is with you alone of all Englishmen that I have any acquaintance.
I thought that you were intent about your book.
What shall I do with my book? Who will publish it? How shall I
create an interest for it? Is there one who will believe, at any rate,
that I believe in the Fixed Period?
I do, said the lieutenant.
That is because you first knew me in Britannula, and have since
passed a month with me at sea. You are my one and only friend, and you
are about to leave me,and you also disbelieve in me. You must
acknowledge to yourself that you have never known one whose position in
the world was more piteous, or whose difficulties were more trying.
Then I left him, and went down to complete my manuscript.