Guy Mannering, or the Astrologer, Vol. II
by Sir Walter Scott
A man may see how this world goes with no eyes. Look with
thine ears. See how yon justice rails upon yon simple thief.
Hark in thine ear: Change places; and, handy-dandy, which
is the justice, which is the thief?
Among those who took the most lively interest in endeavouring to
discover the person by whom young Charles Hazlewood had been waylaid
and wounded was Gilbert Glossin, Esquire, late writer in ——, now
Laird of Ellangowan, and one of the worshipful commission of justices
of the peace for the county of——. His motives for exertion on this
occasion were manifold; but we presume that our readers, from what
they already know of this gentleman, will acquit him of being actuated
by any zealous or intemperate love of abstract justice.
The truth was, that this respectable personage felt himself less
at ease than he had expected, after his machinations put him in
possession of his benefactor's estate. His reflections within doors,
where so much occurred to remind him of former times, were not always
the self-congratulations of successful stratagem. And when he looked
abroad he could not but be sensible that he was excluded from the
society of the gentry of the county, to whose rank he conceived he had
raised himself. He was not admitted to their clubs, and at meetings of
a public nature, from which he could not be altogether excluded, he
found himself thwarted and looked upon with coldness and contempt.
Both principle and prejudice cooperated in creating this dislike; for
the gentlemen of the county despised him for the lowness of his birth,
while they hated him for the means by which he had raised his fortune.
With the common people his reputation stood still worse. They would
neither yield him the territorial appellation of Ellangowan nor the
usual compliment of Mr. Glossin: with them he was bare Glossin; and so
incredibly was his vanity interested by this trifling circumstance,
that he was known to give half-a-crown to a beggar because he had
thrice called him Ellangowan in beseeching him for a penny. He
therefore felt acutely the general want of respect, and particularly
when he contrasted his own character and reception in society with
those of Mr. Mac-Morlan, who, in far inferior worldly circumstances,
was beloved and respected both by rich and poor, and was slowly but
securely laying the foundation of a moderate fortune, with the general
good-will and esteem of all who knew him.
Glossin, while he repined internally at what he would fain have
called the prejudices and prepossessions of the country, was too wise
to make any open complaint. He was sensible his elevation was too
recent to be immediately forgotten, and the means by which he had
attained it too odious to be soon forgiven. But time, thought he,
diminishes wonder and palliates misconduct. With the dexterity,
therefore, of one who made his fortune by studying the weak points of
human nature, he determined to lie by for opportunities to make
himself useful even to those who most disliked him; trusting that his
own abilities, the disposition of country gentlemen to get into
quarrels, when a lawyer's advice becomes precious, and a thousand
other contingencies, of which, with patience and address, he doubted
not to be able to avail himself, would soon place him in a more
important and respectable light to his neighbours, and perhaps raise
him to the eminence sometimes attained by a shrewd, worldly, bustling
man of business, when, settled among a generation of country
gentlemen, he becomes, in Burns's language,
The tongue of the trump to them a'.
The attack on Colonel Mannering's house, followed by the accident
of Hazlewood's wound, appeared to Glossin a proper opportunity to
impress upon the country at large the service which could be rendered
by an active magistrate (for he had been in the commission for some
time), well acquainted with the law, and no less so with the haunts
and habits of the illicit traders. He had acquired the latter kind of
experience by a former close alliance with some of the most desperate
smugglers, in consequence of which he had occasionally acted,
sometimes as a partner, sometimes as legal adviser, with these
persons, But the connexion had been dropped many years; nor,
considering how short the race of eminent characters of this
description, and the frequent circumstances occur to make them retire
from particular scenes of action, had he the least reason to think
that his present researches could possibly compromise any old friend
who might possess means of retaliation. The having been concerned in
these practices abstractedly was a circumstance which, according to
his opinion, ought in no respect to interfere with his now using his
experience in behalf of the public, or rather to further his own
private views. To acquire the good opinion and countenance of Colonel
Mannering would be no small object to a gentleman who was much
disposed to escape from Coventry, and to gain the favour of old
Hazlewood, who was a leading man in the county, was of more
importance still. Lastly, if he should succeed in discovering,
apprehending, and convicting the culprits, he would have the
satisfaction of mortifying, and in some degree disparaging, Mac-
Morlan, to whom, as sheriff-substitute of the county, this sort of
investigation properly belonged, and who would certainly suffer in
public opinion should the voluntary exertions of Glossin be more
successful than his own.
Actuated by motives so stimulating, and well acquainted with the
lower retainers of the law, Glossin set every spring in motion to
detect and apprehend, if possible, some of the gang who had attacked
Woodbourne, and more particularly the individual who had wounded
Charles Hazlewood. He promised high rewards, he suggested various
schemes, and used his personal interest among his old acquaintances
who favoured the trade, urging that they had better make sacrifice of
an understrapper or two than incur the odium of having favoured such
atrocious proceedings. But for some time all these exertions were in
vain. The common people of the country either favoured or feared the
smugglers too much to afford any evidence against them. At length this
busy magistrate obtained information that a man, having the dress and
appearance of the person who had wounded Hazlewood, had lodged on the
evening before the rencontre at the Gordon Arms in Kippletringan.
Thither Mr. Glossin immediately went, for the purpose of interrogating
our old acquaintance Mrs. Mac-Candlish.
The reader may remember that Mr. Glossin did not, according to
this good woman's phrase, stand high in her books. She therefore
attended his summons to the parlour slowly and reluctantly, and, on
entering the room, paid her respects in the coldest possible manner.
The dialogue then proceeded as follows:—
'A fine frosty morning, Mrs. Mac-Candlish.'
'Ay, sir; the morning's weel eneugh,' answered the landlady,
'Mrs. Mac-Candlish, I wish to know if the justices are to dine
here as usual after the business of the court on Tuesday?'
'I believe—I fancy sae, sir—as usual' (about to leave the room).
'Stay a moment, Mrs. Mac-Candlish; why, you are in a prodigious
hurry, my good friend! I have been thinking a club dining here once a
month would be a very pleasant thing.'
'Certainly, sir; a club of RESPECTABLE gentlemen.'
'True, true,' said Glossin, 'I mean landed proprietors and
gentlemen of weight in the county; and I should like to set such a
The short dry cough with which Mrs. Mac-Candlish received this
proposal by no means indicated any dislike to the overture
abstractedly considered, but inferred much doubt how far it would
succeed under the auspices of the gentleman by whom it was proposed.
It was not a cough negative, but a cough dubious, and as such Glossin
felt it; but it was not his cue to take offence.
'Have there been brisk doings on the road, Mrs. Mac-Candlish?
Plenty of company, I suppose?'
'Pretty weel, sir,—but I believe I am wanted at the bar.'
'No, no; stop one moment, cannot you, to oblige an old customer?
Pray, do you remember a remarkably tall young man who lodged one
night in your house last week?'
'Troth, sir, I canna weel say; I never take heed whether my
company be lang or short, if they make a lang bill.'
'And if they do not, you can do that for them, eh, Mrs. Mac-
Candlish? ha, ha, ha! But this young man that I inquire after was
upwards of six feet high, had a dark frock, with metal buttons,
light-brown hair unpowdered, blue eyes, and a straight nose,
travelled on foot, had no servant or baggage; you surely can remember
having seen such a traveller?'
'Indeed, sir,' answered Mrs. Mac-Candlish, bent on baffling his
inquiries, 'I canna charge my memory about the matter; there's mair
to do in a house like this, I trow, than to look after passengers'
hair, or their een, or noses either.'
'Then, Mrs. Mac-Candlish, I must tell you in plain terms that this
person is suspected of having been guilty of a crime; and it is in
consequence of these suspicions that I, as a magistrate, require this
information from you; and if you refuse to answer my questions, I must
put you upon your oath.'
'Troth, sir, I am no free to swear; [Footnote: Some of the strict
dissenters decline taking an oath before a civil magistrate.] we ay
gaed to the Antiburgher meeting. It's very true, in Bailie Mac-
Candlish's time (honest man) we keepit the kirk, whilk was most
seemly in his station, as having office; but after his being called
to a better place than Kippletringan I hae gaen back to worthy Maister
Mac-Grainer. And so ye see, sir, I am no clear to swear without
speaking to the minister, especially against ony sackless puir young
thing that's gaun through the country, stranger and freendless like.'
'I shall relieve your scruples, perhaps, without troubling Mr.
Mac-Grainer, when I tell you that this fellow whom I inquire after is
the man who shot your young friend Charles Hazlewood.'
'Gudeness! wha could hae thought the like o' that o' him? Na, if
it had been for debt, or e'en for a bit tuilzie wi' the gauger, the
deil o' Nelly Mac-Candlish's tongue should ever hae wranged him. But
if he really shot young Hazlewood—but I canna think it, Mr. Glossin;
this will be some o' your skits now. I canna think it o' sae douce a
lad; na, na, this is just some o' your auld skits. Ye'll be for having
a horning or a caption after him.'
'I see you have no confidence in me, Mrs. Mac-Candlish; but look
at these declarations, signed by the persons who saw the crime
committed, and judge yourself if the description of the ruffian be
not that of your guest.'
He put the papers into her hand, which she perused very carefully,
often taking off her spectacles to cast her eyes up to heaven, or
perhaps to wipe a tear from them, for young Hazlewood was an especial
favourite with the good dame. 'Aweel, aweel,' she said, when she had
concluded her examination, 'since it's e'en sae, I gie him up, the
villain. But O, we are erring mortals! I never saw a face I liked
better, or a lad that was mair douce and canny: I thought he had been
some gentleman under trouble. But I gie him up, the villain! To shoot
Charles Hazlewood, and before the young ladies, poor innocent things!
I gie him up.'
'So you admit, then, that such a person lodged here the night
before this vile business?'
'Troth did he, sir, and a' the house were taen wi' him, he was sic
a frank, pleasant young man. It wasna for his spending, I'm sure, for
he just had a mutton-chop and a mug of ale, and maybe a glass or twa
o' wine; and I asked him to drink tea wi' mysell, and didna put that
into the bill; and he took nae supper, for he said he was defeat wi'
travel a' the night afore. I daresay now it had been on some hellicat
errand or other.'
'Did you by any chance learn his name?'
'I wot weel did I,' said the landlady, now as eager to communicate
her evidence as formerly desirous to suppress it. 'He tell'd me his
name was Brown, and he said it was likely that an auld woman like a
gipsy wife might be asking for him. Ay, ay! tell me your company, and
I'll tell you wha ye are! O the villain! Aweel, sir, when he gaed away
in the morning he paid his bill very honestly, and gae something to
the chambermaid nae doubt; for Grizzy has naething frae me, by twa
pair o' new shoo ilka year, and maybe a bit compliment at Hansel
Monanday—' Here Glossin found it necessary to interfere and bring the
good woman back to the point.
'Ou then, he just said, "If there comes such a person to inquire
after Mr. Brown, you will say I am gone to look at the skaters on
Loch Creeran, as you call it, and I will be back here to dinner." But
he never came back, though I expected him sae faithfully that I gae a
look to making the friar's chicken mysell, and to the crappitheads
too, and that's what I dinna do for ordinary, Mr. Glossin. But little
did I think what skating wark he was gaun about—to shoot Mr. Charles,
the innocent lamb!'
Mr. Glossin having, like a prudent examinator, suffered his
witness to give vent to all her surprise and indignation, now began
to inquire whether the suspected person had left any property or
papers about the inn.
'Troth, he put a parcel—a sma' parcel—under my charge, and he
gave me some siller, and desired me to get him half-a-dozen ruffled
sarks, and Peg Pasley's in hands wi' them e'en now; they may serve him
to gang up the Lawnmarket [Footnote: The procession of the criminals
to the gallows of old took that direction, moving, as the school-boy
rhyme had it, Up the Lawnmarket, Down the West Bow, Up the lang
ladder, And down the little tow.] in, the scoundrel!' Mr. Glossin then
demanded to see the packet, but here mine hostess demurred.
'She didna ken—she wad not say but justice should take its
course—but when a thing was trusted to ane in her way, doubtless
they were responsible; but she suld cry in Deacon Bearcliff, and if
Mr. Glossin liked to tak an inventar o' the property, and gie her a
receipt before the Deacon—or, what she wad like muckle better, an it
could be sealed up and left in Deacon Bearcliff's hands—it wad mak
her mind easy. She was for naething but justice on a' sides.'
Mrs. Mac-Candlish's natural sagacity and acquired suspicion being
inflexible, Glossin sent for Deacon Bearcliff, to speak 'anent the
villain that had shot Mr. Charles Hazlewood.' The Deacon accordingly
made his appearance with his wig awry, owing to the hurry with which,
at this summons of the Justice, he had exchanged it for the Kilmarnock
cap in which he usually attended his customers. Mrs. Mac-Candlish then
produced the parcel deposited with her by Brown, in which was found
the gipsy's purse. On perceiving the value of the miscellaneous
contents, Mrs. Mac- Candlish internally congratulated herself upon the
precautions she had taken before delivering them up to Glossin, while
he, with an appearance of disinterested candour, was the first to
propose they should be properly inventoried, and deposited with Deacon
Bearcliff, until they should be sent to the Crown-office. 'He did
not,' he observed, 'like to be personally responsible for articles
which seemed of considerable value, and had doubtless been acquired
by the most nefarious practices.'
He then examined the paper in which the purse had been wrapt up.
It was the back of a letter addressed to V. Brown, Esquire, but the
rest of the address was torn away. The landlady, now as eager to throw
light upon the criminal's escape as she had formerly been desirous of
withholding it, for the miscellaneous contents of the purse argued
strongly to her mind that all was not right,—Mrs. Mac-Candlish, I
say, now gave Glossin to understand that her position and hostler had
both seen the stranger upon the ice that day when young Hazlewood was
Our readers' old acquaintance Jock Jabos was first summoned, and
admitted frankly that he had seen and conversed upon the ice that
morning with a stranger, who, he understood, had lodged at the Gordon
Arms the night before.
'What turn did your conversation take?' said Glossin.
'Turn? ou, we turned nae gate at a', but just keep it straight
forward upon the ice like.'
'Well, but what did ye speak about?'
'Ou, he just asked questions like ony ither stranger,' answered
the postilion, possessed, as it seemed, with the refractory and
uncommunicative spirit which had left his mistress.
'But about what?' said Glossin.
'Ou, just about the folk that was playing at the curling, and
about auld Jock Stevenson that was at the cock, and about the
leddies, and sic like.'
'What ladies? and what did he ask about them, Jock?' said the
'What leddies? Ou, it was Miss Jowlia Mannering and Miss Lucy
Bertram, that ye ken fu' weel yoursell, Mr. Glossin; they were
walking wi' the young Laird of Hazlewood upon the ice.'
'And what did you tell him about them?' demanded Glossin.
'Tut, we just said that was Miss Lucy Bertram of Ellangowan, that
should ance have had a great estate in the country; and that was Miss
Jowlia Mannering, that was to be married to young Hazlewood, see as
she was hinging on his arm. We just spoke about our country clashes
like; he was a very frank man.'
'Well, and what did he say in answer?'
'Ou, he just stared at the young leddies very keen-like, and asked
if it was for certain that the marriage was to be between Miss
Mannering and young Hazlewood; and I answered him that it was for
positive and absolute certain, as I had an undoubted right to say
sae; for my third cousin Jean Clavers (she's a relation o' your ain,
Mr. Glossin, ye wad ken Jean lang syne?), she's sib to the houskeeper
at Woodbourne, and she's tell'd me mair than ance that there was
naething could be mair likely.'
'And what did the stranger say when you told him all this?' said
'Say?' echoed the postilion, 'he said naething at a'; he just
stared at them as they walked round the loch upon the ice, as if he
could have eaten them, and he never took his ee aff them, or said
another word, or gave another glance at the bonspiel, though there was
the finest fun amang the curlers ever was seen; and he turned round
and gaed aff the loch by the kirkstile through Woodbourne
fir-plantings, and we saw nae mair o' him.'
'Only think,' said Mrs. Mac-Candlish, 'what a hard heart he maun
hae had, to think o' hurting the poor young gentleman in the very
presence of the leddy he was to be married to!'
'O, Mrs. Mac-Candlish,' said Glossin, 'there's been many cases
such as that on the record; doubtless he was seeking revenge where it
would be deepest and sweetest.'
'God pity us!' said Deacon Bearcliff, 'we're puir frail creatures
when left to oursells! Ay, he forgot wha said, "Vengeance is mine,
and I will repay it."'
'Weel, aweel, sirs,' said Jabos, whose hard-headed and
uncultivated shrewdness seemed sometimes to start the game when
others beat the bush—'weel, weel, ye may be a' mista'en yet; I'll
never believe that a man would lay a plan to shoot another wi' his
ain gun. Lord help ye, I was the keeper's assistant down at the Isle
mysell, and I'll uphaud it the biggest man in Scotland shouldna take a
gun frae me or I had weized the slugs through him, though I'm but sic
a little feckless body, fit for naething but the outside o' a saddle
and the fore-end o' a poschay; na, na, nae living man wad venture on
that. I'll wad my best buckskins, and they were new coft at
Kirkcudbright Fair, it's been a chance job after a'. But if ye hae
naething mair to say to me, I am thinking I maun gang and see my
beasts fed'; and he departed accordingly.
The hostler, who had accompanied him, gave evidence to the same
purpose. He and Mrs. Mac-Candlish were then reinterrogated whether
Brown had no arms with him on that unhappy morning. 'None,' they
said, 'but an ordinary bit cutlass or hanger by his side.'
'Now,' said the Deacon, taking Glossin by the button (for, in
considering this intricate subject, he had forgot Glossin's new
accession of rank),'this is but doubtfu' after a', Maister Gilbert;
for it was not sae dooms likely that he would go down into battle wi'
sic sma' means.'
Glossin extricated himself from the Deacon's grasp and from the
discussion, though not with rudeness; for it was his present interest
to buy golden opinions from all sorts of people. He inquired the price
of tea and sugar, and spoke of providing himself for the year; he gave
Mrs. Mac-Candlish directions to have a handsome entertainment in
readiness for a party of five friends whom he intended to invite to
dine with him at the Gordon Arms next Saturday week; and, lastly, he
gave a half-crown to Jock Jabos, whom the hostler had deputed to hold
'Weel,' said the Deacon to Mrs. Mac-Candlish, as he accepted her
offer of a glass of bitters at the bar, 'the deil's no sae ill as
he's ca'd. It's pleasant to see a gentleman pay the regard to the
business o' the county that Mr. Glossin does.'
'Ay, 'deed is't, Deacon,' answered the landlady; 'and yet I wonder
our gentry leave their ain wark to the like o' him. But as lang as
siller's current, Deacon, folk maunna look ower nicely at what king's
'I doubt Glossin will prove but shand after a', mistress,' said
Jabos, as he passed through the little lobby beside the bar; 'but
this is a gude half-crown ony way.'
A man that apprehends death to be no more dreadful but as a
drunken sleep, careless, reckless, and fearless of what's
past, present, or to come; insensible of mortality, and
—Measure for Measure.
Glossin had made careful minutes of the information derived from
these examinations. They threw little light upon the story, so far as
he understood its purport; but the better-informed reader has received
through means of this investigation an account of Brown's proceedings,
between the moment when we left him upon his walk to Kippletringan and
the time when, stung by jealousy, he so rashly and unhappily presented
himself before Julia Mannering, and well- nigh brought to a fatal
termination the quarrel which his appearance occasioned.
Glossin rode slowly back to Ellangowan, pondering on what he had
heard, and more and more convinced that the active and successful
prosecution of this mysterious business was an opportunity of
ingratiating himself with Hazlewood and Mannering to be on no account
neglected. Perhaps, also, he felt his professional acuteness
interested in bringing it to a successful close. It was, therefore,
with great pleasure that, on his return to his house from
Kippletringan, he heard his servants announce hastily, 'that
Mac-Guffog, the thief-taker, and twa or three concurrents, had a man
in hands in the kitchen waiting for his honour.'
He instantly jumped from horseback, and hastened into the house.
'Send my clerk here directly, ye'll find him copying the survey of
the estate in the little green parlour. Set things to rights in my
study, and wheel the great leathern chair up to the writing-table;
set a stool for Mr. Scrow. Scrow (to the clerk, as he entered the
presence-chamber), hand down Sir George Mackenzie "On Crimes"; open
it at the section "Vis Publica et Privata," and fold down a leaf at
the passage "anent the bearing of unlawful weapons." Now lend me a
hand off with my muckle-coat, and hang it up in the lobby, and bid
them bring up the prisoner; I trow I'll sort him; but stay, first send
up Mac-Guffog. Now, Mac-Guffog, where did ye find this chield?'
Mac-Guffog, a stout, bandy-legged fellow, with a neck like a bull,
a face like a firebrand, and a most portentous squint of the left
eye, began, after various contortions by way of courtesy to the
Justice, to tell his story, eking it out by sundry sly nods and
knowing winks, which appeared to bespeak an intimate correspondence
of ideas between the narrator and his principal auditor. 'Your honour
sees I went down to yon place that your honour spoke o', that's kept
by her that your honour kens o', by the sea-side. So says she, "What
are you wanting here? ye'll be come wi' a broom in your pocket frae
Ellangowan?"—So says I, "Deil a broom will come frae there awa, for
ye ken," says I, "his honour Ellangowan himsell in former times—"'
'Well, well,' said Glossin, 'no occasion to be particular, tell
'Weel, so we sat niffering about some brandy that I said I wanted,
till he came in.'
'He!' pointing with his thumb inverted to the kitchen, where the
prisoner was in custody. 'So he had his griego wrapped close round
him, and I judged he was not dry-handed; so I thought it was best to
speak proper, and so he believed I was a Manks man, and I kept ay
between him and her, for fear she had whistled. And then we began to
drink about, and then I betted he would not drink out a quartern of
Hollands without drawing breath, and then he tried it, and just then
Slounging Jock and Dick Spur'em came in, and we clinked the darbies on
him, took him as quiet as a lamb; and now he's had his bit sleep out,
and is as fresh as a May gowan, to answer what your honour likes to
speir.' This narrative, delivered with a wonderful quantity of gesture
and grimace, received at the conclusion the thanks and praises which
the narrator expected.
'Had he no arms?' asked the Justice.
'Ay, ay, they are never without barkers and slashers.'
'This bundle,' delivering a dirty pocket-book.
'Go downstairs then, Mac-Guffog, and be in waiting.' The officer
left the room.
The clink of irons was immediately afterwards heard upon the
stair, and in two or three minutes a man was introduced, handcuffed
and fettered. He was thick, brawny, and muscular, and although his
shagged and grizzled hair marked an age somewhat advanced, and his
stature was rather low, he appeared, nevertheless, a person whom few
would have chosen to cope with in personal conflict. His coarse and
savage features were still flushed, and his eye still reeled under the
influence of the strong potation which had proved the immediate cause
of his seizure. But the sleep, though short, which Mac-Guffog had
allowed him, and still more a sense of the peril of his situation, had
restored to him the full use of his faculties. The worthy judge and
the no less estimable captive looked at each other steadily for a long
time without speaking. Glossin apparently recognised his prisoner, but
seemed at a loss how to proceed with his investigation. At length he
broke silence.—'Soh, Captain, this is you? you have been a stranger
on this coast for some years.'
'Stranger?' replied the other. 'Strange enough, I think; for hold
me der deyvil, if I been ever here before.'
'That won't pass, Mr. Captain.'
'That MUST pass, Mr. Justice, sapperment!'
'And who will you be pleased to call yourself, then, for the
present,' said Glossin, 'just until I shall bring some other folks to
refresh your memory concerning who you are, or at least who you have
'What bin I? donner and blitzen! I bin Jans Jansen, from Cuxhaven;
what sall Ich bin?'
Glossin took from a case which was in the apartment a pair of
small pocket pistols, which he loaded with ostentatious care. 'You
may retire,' said he to his clerk, 'and carry the people with you,
Scrow; but wait in the lobby within call.'
The clerk would have offered some remonstrances to his patron on
the danger of remaining alone with such a desperate character,
although ironed beyond the possibility of active exertion, but
Glossin waved him off impatiently. When he had left the room the
Justice took two short turns through the apartment, then drew his
chair opposite to the prisoner, so as to confront him fully, placed
the pistols before him in readiness, and said in a steady voice, 'You
are Dirk Hatteraick of Flushing, are you not?'
The prisoner turned his eye instinctively to the door, as if he
apprehended some one was listening. Glossin rose, opened the door, so
that from the chair in which his prisoner sate he might satisfy
himself there was no eavesdropper within hearing, then shut it,
resumed his seat, and repeated his question, 'You are Dirk
Hatteraick, formerly of the Yungfrauw Haagenslaapen, are you not?'
'Tousand deyvils! and if you know that, why ask me?' said the
'Because I am surprised to see you in the very last place where
you ought to be, if you regard your safety,' observed Glossin,
'Der deyvil! no man regards his own safety that speaks so to me!'
'What? unarmed, and in irons! well said, Captain!' replied
Glossin, ironically. 'But, Captain, bullying won't do; you'll hardly
get out of this country without accounting for a little accident that
happened at Warroch Point a few years ago.'
Hatteraick's looks grew black as midnight.
'For my part,' continued Glossin, 'I have no particular wish to be
hard upon an old acquaintance; but I must do my duty. I shall send
you off to Edinburgh in a post-chaise and four this very day.'
'Poz donner! you would not do that?' said Hatteraick, in a lower
and more humbled tone; 'why, you had the matter of half a cargo in
bills on Vanbeest and Vanbruggen.'
'It is so long since, Captain Hatteraick,' answered Glossin,
superciliously, 'that I really forget how I was recompensed for my
'Your trouble? your silence, you mean.'
'It was an affair in the course of business,' said Glossin, 'and I
have retired from business for some time.'
'Ay, but I have a notion that I could make you go steady about and
try the old course again,' answered Dirk Hatteraick. 'Why, man, hold
me der deyvil, but I meant to visit you and tell you something that
'Of the boy?' said Glossin, eagerly.
'Yaw, Mynheer,' replied the Captain, coolly.
'He does not live, does he?'
'As lifelich as you or I,' said Hatteraick.
'Good God! But in India?' exclaimed Glossin.
'No, tousand deyvils, here! on this dirty coast of yours,'
rejoined the prisoner.
'But, Hatteraick, this,—that is, if it be true, which I do not
believe,—this will ruin us both, for he cannot but remember your
neat job; and for me, it will be productive of the worst
consequences! It will ruin us both, I tell you.'
'I tell you,' said the seaman, 'it will ruin none but you; for I
am done up already, and if I must strap for it, all shall out.'
'Zounds,' said the Justice impatiently, 'what brought you back to
this coast like a madman?'
'Why, all the gelt was gone, and the house was shaking, and I
thought the job was clayed over and forgotten,' answered the worthy
'Stay; what can be done?' said Glossin, anxiously. 'I dare not
discharge you; but might you not be rescued in the way? Ay sure! a
word to Lieutenant Brown, and I would send the people with you by the
'No, no! that won't do. Brown's dead, shot, laid in the locker,
man; the devil has the picking of him.
'Dead? shot? At Woodbourne, I suppose?' replied Glossin.
Glossin paused; the sweat broke upon his brow with the agony of
his feelings, while the hard-featured miscreant who sat opposite
coolly rolled his tobacco in his cheek and squirted the juice into
the fire-grate. 'It would be ruin,' said Glossin to himself,
'absolute ruin, if the heir should reappear; and then what might be
the consequence of conniving with these men? Yet there is so little
time to take measures. Hark you, Hatteraick; I can't set you at
liberty; but I can put you where you may set yourself at liberty, I
always like to assist an old friend. I shall confine you in the old
castle for to-night, and give these people double allowance of grog.
MacGuffog will fall in the trap in which he caught you. The stancheons
on the window of the strong room, as they call it, are wasted to
pieces, and it is not above twelve feet from the level of the ground
without, and the snow lies thick.'
'But the darbies,' said Hatteraick, looking upon his fetters.
'Hark ye,' said Glossin, going to a tool chest, and taking out a
small file,'there's a friend for you, and you know the road to the
sea by the stairs.' Hatteraick shook his chains in ecstasy, as if he
were already at liberty, and strove to extend his fettered hand
towards his protector. Glossin laid his finger upon his lips with a
cautious glance at the door, and then proceeded in his instructions.
'When you escape, you had better go to the Kaim of Derncleugh.'
'Donner! that howff is blown.'
'The devil! well, then, you may steal my skiff that lies on the
beach there, and away. But you must remain snug at the Point of
Warroch till I come to see you.'
'The Point of Warroch?' said Hatteraick, his countenance again
falling; 'what, in the cave, I suppose? I would rather it were
anywhere else; es spuckt da: they say for certain that he walks. But,
donner and blitzen! I never shunned him alive, and I won't shun him
dead. Strafe mich helle! it shall never be said Dirk Hatteraick feared
either dog or devil! So I am to wait there till I see you?'
'Ay, ay,' answered Glossin, 'and now I must call in the men.' He
did so accordingly.
'I can make nothing of Captain Jansen, as he calls himself, Mac-
Guffog, and it's now too late to bundle him off to the county jail.
Is there not a strong room up yonder in the old castle?'
'Ay is there, sir; my uncle the constable ance kept a man there
for three days in auld Ellangowan's time. But there was an unco dust
about it; it was tried in the Inner House afore the Feifteen.'
'I know all that, but this person will not stay there very long;
it's only a makeshift for a night, a mere lock-up house till farther
examination. There is a small room through which it opens; you may
light a fire for yourselves there, and I 'll send you plenty of stuff
to make you comfortable. But be sure you lock the door upon the
prisoner; and, hark ye, let him have a fire in the strong room too,
the season requires it. Perhaps he'll make a clean breast to-morrow.'
With these instructions, and with a large allowance of food and
liquor, the Justice dismissed his party to keep guard for the night
in the old castle, under the full hope and belief that they would
neither spend the night in watching nor prayer.
There was little fear that Glossin himself should that night sleep
over-sound. His situation was perilous in the extreme, for the
schemes of a life of villainy seemed at once to be crumbling around
and above him. He laid himself to rest, and tossed upon his pillow for
a long time in vain. At length he fell asleep, but it was only to
dream of his patron, now as he had last seen him, with the paleness of
death upon his features, then again transformed into all the vigour
and comeliness of youth, approaching to expel him from the
mansion-house of his fathers. Then he dreamed that, after wandering
long over a wild heath, he came at length to an inn, from which
sounded the voice of revelry; and that when he entered the first
person he met was Frank Kennedy, all smashed and gory, as he had lain
on the beach at Warroch Point, but with a reeking punch-bowl in his
hand. Then the scene changed to a dungeon, where he heard Dirk
Hatteraick, whom he imagined to be under sentence of death, confessing
his crimes to a clergyman. 'After the bloody deed was done,' said the
penitent, 'we retreated into a cave close beside, the secret of which
was known but to one man in the country; we were debating what to do
with the child, and we thought of giving it up to the gipsies, when we
heard the cries of the pursuers hallooing to each other. One man alone
came straight to our cave, and it was that man who knew the secret;
but we made him our friend at the expense of half the value of the
goods saved. By his advice we carried off the child to Holland in our
consort, which came the following night to take us from the coast.
That man was—'
'No, I deny it! it was not I!' said Glossin, in half-uttered
accents; and, struggling in his agony to express his denial more
distinctly, he awoke.
It was, however, conscience that had prepared this mental
phantasmagoria. The truth was that, knowing much better than any
other person the haunts of the smugglers, he had, while the others
were searching in different directions, gone straight to the cave,
even before he had learned the murder of Kennedy, whom he expected to
find their prisoner. He came upon them with some idea of mediation,
but found them in the midst of their guilty terrors, while the rage
which had hurried them on to murder began, with all but Hatteraick, to
sink into remorse and fear. Glossin was then indigent and greatly in
debt, but he was already possessed of Mr. Bertram's ear, and, aware of
the facility of his disposition, he saw no difficulty in enriching
himself at his expense, provided the heir-male were removed, in which
case the estate became the unlimited property of the weak and prodigal
father. Stimulated by present gain and the prospect of contingent
advantage, he accepted the bribe which the smugglers offered in their
terror, and connived at, or rather encouraged, their intention of
carrying away the child of his benefactor who, if left behind, was old
enough to have described the scene of blood which he had witnessed.
The only palliative which the ingenuity of Glossin could offer to his
conscience was, that the temptation was great, and came suddenly upon
him, embracing as it were the very advantages on which his mind had so
long rested, and promising to relieve him from distresses which must
have otherwise speedily overwhelmed him. Besides, he endeavoured to
think that self- preservation rendered his conduct necessary. He was,
in some degree, in the power of the robbers, and pleaded hard with his
conscience that, had he declined their offers, the assistance which
he could have called for, though not distant, might not have arrived
in time to save him from men who, on less provocation, had just
Galled with the anxious forebodings of a guilty conscience,
Glossin now arose and looked out upon the night. The scene which we
have already described in the third chapter of this story, was now
covered with snow, and the brilliant, though waste, whiteness of the
land gave to the sea by contrast a dark and livid tinge. A landscape
covered with snow, though abstractedly it may be called beautiful,
has, both from the association of cold and barrenness and from its
comparative infrequency, a wild, strange, and desolate appearance.
Objects well known to us in their common state have either
disappeared, or are so strangely varied and disguised that we seem
gazing on an unknown world. But it was not with such reflections that
the mind of this bad man was occupied. His eye was upon the gigantic
and gloomy outlines of the old castle, where, in a flanking tower of
enormous size and thickness, glimmered two lights, one from the window
of the strong room, where Hatteraick was confined, the other from that
of the adjacent apartment, occupied by his keepers. 'Has he made his
escape, or will he be able to do so? Have these men watched, who never
watched before, in order to complete my ruin? If morning finds him
there, he must be committed to prison; Mac-Morlan or some other
person will take the matter up; he will be detected, convicted, and
will tell all in revenge!'
While these racking thoughts glided rapidly through Glossin's
mind, he observed one of the lights obscured, as by an opaque body
placed at the window. What a moment of interest! 'He has got clear of
his irons! he is working at the stancheons of the window! they are
surely quite decayed, they must give way. O God! they have fallen
outward, I heard them clink among the stones! the noise cannot fail to
wake them. Furies seize his Dutch awkwardness! The light burns free
again; they have torn him from the window, and are binding him in the
room! No! he had only retired an instant on the alarm of the falling
bars; he is at the window again, and the light is quite obscured now;
he is getting out!'
A heavy sound, as of a body dropped from a height among the snow,
announced that Hatteraick had completed his escape, and shortly after
Glossin beheld a dark figure, like a shadow, steal along the whitened
beach and reach the spot where the skiff lay. New cause for fear! 'His
single strength will be unable to float her,' said Glossin to himself;
'I must go to the rascal's assistance. But no! he has got her off, and
now, thank God, her sail is spreading itself against the moon; ay, he
has got the breeze now; would to heaven it were a tempest, to sink him
to the bottom!'
After this last cordial wish, he continued watching the progress
of the boat as it stood away towards the Point of Warroch, until he
could no longer distinguish the dusky sail from the gloomy waves over
which it glided. Satisfied then that the immediate danger was averted,
he retired with somewhat more composure to his guilty pillow.
Why dost not comfort me, and help me out
From this unhallowed and blood-stained hole?
On the next morning, great was the alarm and confusion of the
officers when they discovered the escape of their prisoner. Mac-
Guffog appeared before Glossin with a head perturbed with brandy and
fear, and incurred a most severe reprimand for neglect of duty. The
resentment of the Justice appeared only to be suspended by his anxiety
to recover possession of the prisoner, and the thief-takers, glad to
escape from his awful and incensed presence, were sent off in every
direction (except the right one) to recover their prisoner, if
possible. Glossin particularly recommended a careful search at the
Kaim of Derncleugh, which was occasionally occupied under night by
vagrants of different descriptions. Having thus dispersed his
myrmidons in various directions, he himself hastened by devious paths
through the wood of Warroch to his appointed interview with
Hatteraick, from whom he hoped to learn at more leisure than last
night's conference admitted the circumstances attending the return of
the heir of Ellangowan to his native country.
With manoeuvres like those of a fox when he doubles to avoid the
pack, Glossin strove to approach the place of appointment in a manner
which should leave no distinct track of his course. 'Would to Heaven
it would snow,' he said, looking upward, 'and hide these foot-prints.
Should one of the officers light upon them, he would run the scent up
like a bloodhound and surprise us. I must get down upon the sea-beach,
and contrive to creep along beneath the rocks.'
And accordingly he descended from the cliffs with some difficulty,
and scrambled along between the rocks and the advancing tide; now
looking up to see if his motions were watched from the rocks above
him, now casting a jealous glance to mark if any boat appeared upon
the sea, from which his course might be discovered.
But even the feelings of selfish apprehension were for a time
superseded, as Glossin passed the spot where Kennedy's body had been
found. It was marked by the fragment of rock which had been
precipitated from the cliff above, either with the body or after it.
The mass was now encrusted with small shell-fish, and tasselled with
tangle and seaweed; but still its shape and substance were different
from those of the other rocks which lay scattered around. His
voluntary walks, it will readily be believed, had never led to this
spot; so that, finding himself now there for the first time after the
terrible catastrophe, the scene at once recurred to his mind with all
its accompaniments of horror. He remembered how, like a guilty thing,
gliding from the neighbouring place of concealment, he had mingled
with eagerness, yet with caution, among the terrified group who
surrounded the corpse, dreading lest any one should ask from whence he
came. He remembered, too, with what conscious fear he had avoided
gazing upon that ghastly spectacle. The wild scream of his patron, 'My
bairn! my bairn!' again rang in his ears. 'Good God!' he exclaimed,
'and is all I have gained worth the agony of that moment, and the
thousand anxious fears and horrors which have since embittered my
life! O how I wish that I lay where that wretched man lies, and that
he stood here in life and health! But these regrets are all too late.'
Stifling, therefore, his feelings, he crept forward to the cave,
which was so near the spot where the body was found that the
smugglers might have heard from their hiding-place the various
conjectures of the bystanders concerning the fate of their victim.
But nothing could be more completely concealed than the entrance to
their asylum. The opening, not larger than that of a fox-earth, lay in
the face of the cliff directly behind a large black rock, or rather
upright stone, which served at once to conceal it from strangers and
as a mark to point out its situation to those who used it as a place
of retreat. The space between the stone and the cliff was exceedingly
narrow, and, being heaped with sand and other rubbish, the most minute
search would not have discovered the mouth of the cavern without
removing those substances which the tide had drifted before it. For
the purpose of further concealment, it was usual with the contraband
traders who frequented this haunt, after they had entered, to stuff
the mouth with withered seaweed, loosely piled together as if carried
there by the waves. Dirk Hatteraick had not forgotten this precaution.
Glossin, though a bold and hardy man, felt his heart throb and his
knees knock together when he prepared to enter this den of secret
iniquity, in order to hold conference with a felon, whom he justly
accounted one of the most desperate and depraved of men. 'But he has
no interest to injure me,' was his consolatory reflection. He examined
his pocket-pistols, however, before removing the weeds and entering
the cavern, which he did upon hands and knees. The passage, which at
first was low and narrow, just admitting entrance to a man in a
creeping posture, expanded after a few yards into a high arched vault
of considerable width. The bottom, ascending gradually, was covered
with the purest sand. Ere Glossin had got upon his feet, the hoarse
yet suppressed voice of Hatteraick growled through the recesses of the
'Hagel and donner! be'st du?'
'Are you in the dark?'
'Dark? der deyvil! ay,' said Dirk Hatteraick; 'where should I have
'I have brought light'; and Glossin accordingly produced a tinder-
box and lighted a small lantern.
'You must kindle some fire too, for hold mich der deyvil, Ich bin
'It is a cold place, to be sure,' said Glossin, gathering together
some decayed staves of barrels and pieces of wood, which had perhaps
lain in the cavern since Hatteraick was there last.
'Cold? Snow-wasser and hagel! it's perdition; I could only keep
myself alive by rambling up and down this d—d vault, and thinking
about the merry rouses we have had in it.'
The flame then began to blaze brightly, and Hatteraick hung his
bronzed visage and expanded his hard and sinewy hands over it, with
an avidity resembling that of a famished wretch to whom food is
exposed. The light showed his savage and stern features, and the
smoke, which in his agony of cold he seemed to endure almost to
suffocation, after circling round his head, rose to the dim and rugged
roof of the cave, through which it escaped by some secret rents or
clefts in the rock; the same doubtless that afforded air to the cavern
when the tide was in, at which time the aperture to the sea was filled
'And now I have brought you some breakfast,' said Glossin,
producing some cold meat and a flask of spirits. The latter
Hatteraick eagerly seized upon and applied to his mouth; and, after a
hearty draught, he exclaimed with great rapture, 'Das schmeckt! That
is good, that warms the liver!' Then broke into the fragment of a
Saufen Bier und Brantewein,
Schmeissen alle die Fenstern ein;
Ich bin liederlich,
Du bist liederlich;
Sind wir nicht liederlich Leute a?
'Well said, my hearty Captain!' cried Glossin, endeavouring to
catch the tone of revelry,—
'Gin by pailfuls, wine in rivers,
Dash the window-glass to shivers!
For three wild lads were we, brave boys,
And three wild lads were we;
Thou on the land, and I on the sand,
And Jack on the gallows-tree!
That's it, my bully-boy! Why, you're alive again now! And now let
us talk about our business.'
'YOUR business, if you please,' said Hatteraick. 'Hagel and
donner! mine was done when I got out of the bilboes.'
'Have patience, my good friend; I'll convince you our interests
are just the same.'
Hatteraick gave a short dry cough, and Glossin, after a pause,
'How came you to let the boy escape?'
'Why, fluch and blitzen! he was no charge of mine. Lieutenant
Brown gave him to his cousin that's in the Middleburgh house of
Vanbeest and Vanbruggen, and told him some goose's gazette about his
being taken in a skirmish with the land-sharks; he gave him for a
footboy. Me let him escape! the bastard kinchin should have walked the
plank ere I troubled myself about him.'
'Well, and was he bred a foot-boy then?'
'Nein, nein; the kinchin got about the old man's heart, and he
gave him his own name, and bred him up in the office, and then sent
him to India; I believe he would have packed him back here, but his
nephew told him it would do up the free trade for many a day if the
youngster got back to Scotland.'
'Do you think the younker knows much of his own origin now?'
'Deyvil!' replied Hatteraick, 'how should I tell what he knows
now? But he remembered something of it long. When he was but ten
years old he persuaded another Satan's limb of an English bastard
like himself to steal my lugger's khan—boat—what do you call it? to
return to his country, as he called it; fire him! Before we could
overtake them they had the skiff out of channel as far as the Deurloo;
the boat might have been lost.'
'I wish to Heaven she had, with him in her!' ejaculated Glossin.
'Why, I was so angry myself that, sapperment! I did give him a tip
over the side; but split him! the comical little devil swam like a
duck; so I made him swim astern for a mile to teach him manners, and
then took him in when he was sinking. By the knocking Nicholas I he'll
plague you, now he's come over the herring-pond! When he was so high
he had the spirit of thunder and lightning.'
'How did he get back from India?'
'Why, how should I know? The house there was done up; and that
gave us a shake at Middleburgh, I think; so they sent me again to see
what could be done among my old acquaintances here, for we held old
stories were done away and forgotten. So I had got a pretty trade on
foot within the last two trips; but that stupid hounds-foot schelm,
Brown, has knocked it on the head again, I suppose, with getting
himself shot by the colonel-man.'
'Why were not you with them?'
'Why, you see, sapperment! I fear nothing; but it was too far
within land, and I might have been scented.'
'True. But to return to this youngster—'
'Ay, ay, donner and blitzen! HE'S your affair,' said the Captain.
'How do you really know that he is in this country?'
'Why, Gabriel saw him up among the hills.'
'Gabriel! who is he?'
'A fellow from the gipsies, that, about eighteen years since, was
pressed on board that d—d fellow Pritchard's sloop-of-war. It was he
came off and gave us warning that the Shark was coming round upon us
the day Kennedy was done; and he told us how Kennedy had given the
information. The gipsies and Kennedy had some quarrel besides. This
Gab went to the East Indies in the same ship with your younker, and,
sapperment! knew him well, though the other did not remember him. Gab
kept out of his eye though, as he had served the States against
England, and was a deserter to boot; and he sent us word directly,
that we might know of his being here, though it does not concern us a
'So, then, really, and in sober earnest, he is actually in this
country, Hatteraick, between friend and friend?' asked Glossin,
'Wetter and donner, yaw! What do you take me for?'
'For a bloodthirsty, fearless miscreant!' thought Glossin
internally; but said aloud, 'And which of your people was it that
shot young Hazlewood?'
'Sturmwetter!' said the Captain, 'do ye think we were mad? none of
US, man. Gott! the country was too hot for the trade already with
that d-d frolic of Brown's, attacking what you call Woodbourne
'Why, I am told,' said Glossin, 'it was Brown who shot Hazlewood?'
'Not our lieutenant, I promise you; for he was laid six feet deep
at Derncleugh the day before the thing happened. Tausend deyvils,
man! do ye think that he could rise out of the earth to shoot another
A light here began to break upon Glossin's confusion of ideas.
'Did you not say that the younker, as you call him, goes by the name
'Of Brown? yaw; Vanbeest Brown. Old Vanbeest Brown, of our
Vanbeest and Vanbruggen, gave him his own name, he did.'
'Then,' said Glossin, rubbing his hands, 'it is he, by Heaven, who
has committed this crime!'
'And what have we to do with that?' demanded Hatteraick.
Glossin paused, and, fertile in expedients, hastily ran over his
project in his own mind, and then drew near the smuggler with a
confidential air. 'You know, my dear Hatteraick, it is our principal
business to get rid of this young man?'
'Umph!' answered Dirk Hatteraick.
'Not,' continued Glossin—'not that I would wish any personal harm
to him—if—if—if we can do without. Now, he is liable to be seized
upon by justice, both as bearing the same name with your lieutenant,
who was engaged in that affair at Woodbourne, and for firing at young
Hazlewood with intent to kill or wound.'
'Ay, ay,' said Dirk Hatteraick; 'but what good will that do you?
He'll be loose again as soon as he shows himself to carry other
'True, my dear Dirk; well noticed, my friend Hatteraick! But there
is ground enough for a temporary imprisonment till he fetch his
proofs from England or elsewhere, my good friend. I understand the
law, Captain Hatteraick, and I'll take it upon me, simple Gilbert
Glossin of Ellangowan, justice of peace for the county of—-, to
refuse his bail, if he should offer the best in the country, until he
is brought up for a second examination; now where d'ye think I'll
'Hagel and wetter! what do I care?'
'Stay, my friend; you do care a great deal. Do you know your goods
that were seized and carried to Woodbourne are now lying in the
custom-house at Portanferry? (a small fishing-town). Now I will
commit this younker—'
'When you have caught him.'
'Ay, ay, when I have caught him; I shall not be long about that. I
will commit him to the workhouse, or bridewell, which you know is
beside the custom-house.'
'Yaw, the rasp-house; I know it very well.'
'I will take care that the redcoats are dispersed through the
country; you land at night with the crew of your lugger, receive your
own goods, and carry the younker Brown with you back to Flushing.
Won't that do?'
'Ay, carry him to Flushing,' said the Captain, 'or—to America?'
'Ay, ay, my friend.'
'Psha! Wherever you have a mind.'
'Ay, or—pitch him overboard?'
'Nay, I advise no violence.'
'Nein, nein; you leave that to me. Sturmwetter! I know you of old.
But, hark ye, what am I, Dirk Hatteraick, to be the better of this?'
'Why, is it not your interest as well as mine?' said Glossin;
'besides, I set you free this morning.'
'YOU set me free! Donner and deyvil! I set myself free. Besides,
it was all in the way of your profession, and happened a long time
ago, ha, ha, ha!'
'Pshaw! pshaw! don't let us jest; I am not against making a
handsome compliment; but it's your affair as well as mine.'
'What do you talk of my affair? is it not you that keep the
younker's whole estate from him? Dirk Hatteraick never touched a
stiver of his rents.'
'Hush! hush! I tell you it shall be a joint business.'
'Why, will ye give me half the kitt?'
'What, half the estate? D'ye mean we should set up house together
at Ellangowan, and take the barony ridge about?'
'Sturmwetter, no! but you might give me half the value—half the
gelt. Live with you? nein. I would have a lusthaus of mine own on the
Middleburgh dyke, and a blumengarten like a burgomaster's.'
'Ay, and a wooden lion at the door, and a painted sentinel in the
garden, with a pipe in his mouth! But, hark ye, Hatteraick, what will
all the tulips and flower-gardens and pleasure-houses in the
Netherlands do for you if you are hanged here in Scotland?'
Hatteraick's countenance fell. 'Der deyvil! hanged!'
'Ay, hanged, mein Herr Captain. The devil can scarce save Dirk
Hatteraick from being hanged for a murderer and kidnapper if the
younker of Ellangowan should settle in this country, and if the
gallant Captain chances to be caught here reestablishing his fair
trade! And I won't say but, as peace is now so much talked of, their
High Mightinesses may not hand him over to oblige their new allies,
even if he remained in faderland.'
'Poz hagel, blitzen, and donner! I—I doubt you say true.'
'Not,' said Glossin, perceiving he had made the desired
impression, 'not that I am against being civil'; and he slid into
Hatteraick's passive hand a bank-note of some value.
'Is this all?' said the smuggler. 'You had the price of half a
cargo for winking at our job, and made us do your business too.'
' But, my good friend, you forget: In this case you will recover
all your own goods.'
'Ay, at the risk of all our own necks; we could do that without
'I doubt that, Captain Hatteraick,' said Glossin, drily;' because
you would probably find a-'dozen'redcoats at the custom-house, whom
it must be my business, if we agree about this matter, to have
removed. Come, come, I will be as liberal as I can, but you should
have a conscience.'
'Now strafe mich der deyfel! this provokes me more than all the
rest! You rob and you murder, and you want me to rob and murder, and
play the silver-cooper, or kidnapper, as you call it, a dozen times
over, and then, hagel and windsturm! you speak to me of conscience!
Can you think of no fairer way of getting rid of this unlucky lad?'
'No, mein Herr; but as I commit him to your charge-'
'To my charge! to the charge of steel and gunpowder! and—well, if
it must be, it must; but you have a tolerably good guess what's like
to come of it.'
'O, my dear friend, I trust no degree of severity will be
necessary,' replied Glossin.
'Severity!' said the fellow, with a kind of groan, 'I wish you had
had my dreams when I first came to this dog-hole, and tried to sleep
among the dry seaweed. First, there was that d-d fellow there, with
his broken back, sprawling as he did when I hurled the rock over a-top
on him, ha, ha! You would have sworn he was lying on the floor where
you stand, wriggling like a crushed frog, and then—'
'Nay, my friend,' said Glossin, interrupting him, 'what signifies
going over this nonsense? If you are turned chicken-hearted, why, the
game's up, that's all; the game's up with us both.'
'Chicken-hearted? no. I have not lived so long upon the account to
start at last, neither for devil nor Dutchman.'
'Well, then, take another schnaps; the cold's at your heart still.
And now tell me, are any of your old crew with you?'
'Nein; all dead, shot, hanged, drowned, and damned. Brown was the
last. All dead but Gipsy Gab, and he would go off the country for a
spill of money; or he'll be quiet for his own sake; or old Meg, his
aunt, will keep him quiet for hers.'
'Meg Merrilies, the old devil's limb of a gipsy witch.'
'Is she still alive?'
'And in this country?'
'And in this country. She was at the Kaim of Derncleugh, at
Vanbeest Brown's last wake, as they call it, the other night, with
two of my people, and some of her own blasted gipsies.'
'That's another breaker ahead, Captain! Will she not squeak, think
'Not she! she won't start; she swore by the salmon, [Footnote: The
great and invoidable oath of the strolling tribes.] if we did the
kinchin no harm, she would never tell how the gauger got it. Why,
man, though I gave her a wipe with my hanger in the heat of the
matter, and cut her arm, and though she was so long after in trouble
about it up at your borough-town there, der deyvil! old Meg was as
true as steel.'
'Why, that's true, as you say,' replied Glossin. 'And yet if she
could be carried over to Zealand, or Hamburgh, or—or—anywhere else,
you know, it were as well.'
Hatteraick jumped upright upon his feet, and looked at Glossin
from head to heel. 'I don't see the goat's foot,' he said, 'and yet
he must be the very deyvil! But Meg Merrilies is closer yet with the
kobold than you are; ay, and I had never such weather as after having
drawn her blood. Nein, nein, I 'll meddle with her no more; she's a
witch of the fiend, a real deyvil's kind,—but that's her affair.
Donner and wetter! I'll neither make nor meddle; that's her work. But
for the rest—why, if I thought the trade would not suffer, I would
soon rid you of the younker, if you send me word when he's under
In brief and under tones the two worthy associates concerted their
enterprise, and agreed at which of his haunts Hatteraick should be
heard of. The stay of his lugger on the coast was not difficult, as
there were no king's vessels there at the time.
You are one of those that will not serve God if the devil
bids you. Because we come to do you service, you think we are
When Glossin returned home he found, among other letters and
papers sent to him, one of considerable importance. It was signed by
Mr. Protocol, an attorney in Edinburgh, and, addressing him as the
agent for Godfrey Bertram, Esq., late of Ellangowan, and his
representatives, acquainted him with the sudden death of Mrs.
Margaret Bertram of Singleside, requesting him to inform his clients
thereof, in case they should judge it proper to have any person
present for their interest at opening the repositories of the
deceased. Mr. Glossin perceived at once that the letter-writer was
unacquainted with the breach which had taken place between him and his
late patron. The estate of the deceased lady should by rights, as he
well knew, descend to Lucy Bertram; but it was a thousand to one that
the caprice of the old lady might have altered its destination. After
running over contingencies and probabilities in his fertile mind, to
ascertain what sort of personal advantage might accrue to him from
this incident, he could not perceive any mode of availing himself of
it, except in so far as it might go to assist his plan of recovering,
or rather creating, a character, the want of which he had already
experienced, and was likely to feel yet more deeply. 'I must place
myself,' he thought, 'on strong ground, that, if anything goes wrong
with Dirk Hatteraick's project, I may have prepossessions in my favour
at least.' Besides, to do Glossin justice, bad as he was, he might
feel some desire to compensate to Miss Bertram in a small degree, and
in a case in which his own interest did not interfere with hers, the
infinite mischief which he had occasioned to her family. He therefore
resolved early the next morning to ride over to Woodbourne.
It was not without hesitation that he took this step, having the
natural reluctance to face Colonel Mannering which fraud and villainy
have to encounter honour and probity. But he had great confidence in
his own savoir faire. His talents were naturally acute, and by no
means confined to the line of his profession. He had at different
times resided a good deal in England, and his address was free both
from country rusticity and professional pedantry; so that he had
considerable powers both of address and persuasion, joined to an
unshaken effrontery, which he affected to disguise under plainness of
manner. Confident, therefore, in himself, he appeared at Woodbourne
about ten in the morning, and was admitted as a gentleman come to wait
upon Miss Bertram.
He did not announce himself until he was at the door of the
breakfast-parlour, when the servant, by his desire, said aloud— 'Mr.
Glossin, to wait upon Miss Bertram.' Lucy, remembering the last scene
of her father's existence, turned as pale as death, and had well-nigh
fallen from her chair. Julia Mannering flew to her assistance, and
they left the room together. There remained Colonel Mannering, Charles
Hazlewood, with his arm in a sling, and the Dominie, whose gaunt
visage and wall-eyes assumed a most hostile aspect on recognising
That honest gentleman, though somewhat abashed by the effect of
his first introduction, advanced with confidence, and hoped he did
not intrude upon the ladies. Colonel Mannering, in a very upright and
stately manner, observed, that he did not know to what he was to
impute the honour of a visit from Mr. Glossin.
'Hem! hem! I took the liberty to wait upon Miss Bertram, Colonel
Mannering, on account of a matter of business.'
'If it can be communicated to Mr. Mac-Morlan, her agent, sir, I
believe it will be more agreeable to Miss Bertram.'
'I beg pardon, Colonel Mannering,' said Glossin, making a wretched
attempt at an easy demeanour; 'you are a man of the world; there are
some cases in which it is most prudent for all parties to treat with
'Then,' replied Mannering, with a repulsive air, 'if Mr. Glossin
will take the trouble to state his object in a letter, I will answer
that Miss Bertram pays proper attention to it.'
'Certainly,' stammered Glossin; 'but there are cases in which a
viva voce conference—Hem! I perceive—I know—Colonel Mannering has
adopted some prejudices which may make my visit appear intrusive; but
I submit to his good sense, whether he ought to exclude me from a
hearing without knowing the purpose of my visit, or of how much
consequence it may be to the young lady whom he honours with his
'Certainly, sir, I have not the least intention to do so,' replied
the Colonel. 'I will learn Miss Bertram's pleasure on the subject,
and acquaint Mr. Glossin, if he can spare time to wait for her
answer.' So saying, he left the room.
Glossin had still remained standing in the midst of the apartment.
Colonel Mannering had made not the slightest motion to invite him to
sit, and indeed had remained standing himself during their short
interview. When he left the room, however, Glossin seized upon a
chair, and threw himself into it with an air between embarrassment and
effrontery. He felt the silence of his companions disconcerting and
oppressive, and resolved to interrupt it.
'A fine day, Mr. Sampson.'
The Dominie answered with something between an acquiescent grunt
and an indignant groan.
'You never come down to see your old acquaintance on the
Ellangowan property, Mr. Sampson. You would find most of the old
stagers still stationary there. I have too much respect for the late
family to disturb old residenters, even under pretence of improvement.
Besides, it's not my way, I don't like it; I believe, Mr. Sampson,
Scripture particularly condemns those who oppress the poor, and remove
'Or who devour the substance of orphans,' subjoined the Dominie.
'Anathema, Maranatha!' So saying, he rose, shouldered the folio which
he had been perusing, faced to the right about, and marched out of the
room with the strides of a grenadier.
Mr. Glossin, no way disconcerted, or at least feeling it necessary
not to appear so, turned to young Hazlewood, who was apparently busy
with the newspaper.—' Any news, sir?' Hazlewood raised his eyes,
looked at him, and pushed the paper towards him, as if to a stranger
in a coffee-house, then rose, and was about to leave the room. 'I beg
pardon, Mr. Hazlewood, but I can't help wishing you joy of getting so
easily over that infernal accident.' This was answered by a sort of
inclination of the head, as slight and stiff as could well be
imagined. Yet it encouraged our man of law to proceed.—' I can
promise you, Mr. Hazlewood, few people have taken the interest in that
matter which I have done, both for the sake of the country and on
account of my particular respect for your family, which has so high a
stake in it; indeed, so very high a stake that, as Mr. Featherhead is
'turning old now, and as there's a talk, since his last stroke, of his
taking the Chiltern Hundreds, it might be worth your while to look
about you. I speak as a friend, Mr. Hazlewood, and as one who
understands the roll; and if in going over it together—'
'I beg pardon, sir, but I have no views in which your assistance
could be useful.'
'O, very well, perhaps you are right; it's quite time enough, and
I love to see a young gentleman cautious. But I was talking of your
wound. I think I have got a clue to that business—I think I have, and
if I don't bring the fellow to condign punishment—!'
'I beg your pardon, sir, once more; but your zeal outruns my
wishes. I have every reason to think the wound was accidental;
certainly it was not premeditated. Against ingratitude and
premeditated treachery, should you find any one guilty of them, my
resentment will be as warm as your own.' This was Hazlewood's answer.
'Another rebuff,' thought Glossin; 'I must try him upon the other
tack.' 'Right, sir; very nobly said! I would have no more mercy on an
ungrateful man than I would on a woodcock. And now we talk of sport
(this was a sort of diverting of the conversation which Glossin had
learned from his former patron), I see you often carry a gun, and I
hope you will be soon able to take the field again. I observe you
confine yourself always to your own side of the Hazleshaws burn. I
hope, my dear sir, you will make no scruple of following your game to
the Ellangowan bank; I believe it is rather the best exposure of the
two for woodcocks, although both are capital.'
As this offer only excited a cold and constrained bow, Glossin was
obliged to remain silent, and was presently afterwards somewhat
relieved by the entrance of Colonel Mannering.
'I have detained you some time, I fear, sir,' said he, addressing
Glossin; 'I wished to prevail upon Miss Bertram to see you, as, in my
opinion, her objections ought to give way to the necessity of hearing
in her own person what is stated to be of importance that she should
know. But I find that circumstances of recent occurrence, and not
easily to be forgotten, have rendered her so utterly repugnant to a
personal interview with Mr. Glossin that it would be cruelty to insist
upon it; and she has deputed me to receive his commands, or proposal,
or, in short, whatever he may wish to say to her.'
'Hem, hem! I am sorry, sir—I am very sorry, Colonel Mannering,
that Miss Bertram should suppose—that any prejudice, in short—or
idea that anything on my part—'
'Sir,' said the inflexible Colonel, 'where no accusation is made,
excuses or explanations are unnecessary. Have you any objection to
communicate to me, as Miss Bertram's temporary guardian, the
circumstances which you conceive to interest her?'
'None, Colonel Mannering; she could not choose a more respectable
friend, or one with whom I, in particular, would more anxiously wish
to communicate frankly.'
'Have the goodness to speak to the point, sir, if you please.'
'Why, sir, it is not so easy all at once—but Mr. Hazlewood need
not leave the room,—I mean so well to Miss Bertram that I could wish
the whole world to hear my part of the conference.'
'My friend Mr. Charles Hazlewood will not probably be anxious, Mr.
Glossin, to listen to what cannot concern him. And now, when he has
left us alone, let me pray you to be short and explicit in what you
have to say. I am a soldier, sir, somewhat impatient of forms and
introductions.' So saying, he drew himself up in his chair and waited
for Mr. Glossin's communication.
'Be pleased to look at that letter,' said Glossin, putting
Protocol's epistle into Mannering's hand, as the shortest way of
stating his business.
The Colonel read it and returned it, after pencilling the name of
the writer in his memorandum-book. 'This, sir, does not seem to
require much discussion. I will see that Miss Bertram's interest is
'But, sir,—but, Colonel Mannering,' added Glossin, 'there is
another matter which no one can explain but myself. This lady— this
Mrs. Margaret Bertram, to my certain knowledge, made a general
settlement of her affairs in Miss Lucy Bertram's favour while she
lived with my old friend Mr. Bertram at Ellangowan. The Dominie—that
was the name by which my deceased friend always called that very
respectable man Mr. Sampson—he and I witnessed the deed. And she had
full power at that time to make such a settlement, for she was in fee
of the estate of Singleside even then, although it was life rented by
an elder sister. It was a whimsical settlement of old Singleside's,
sir; he pitted the two cats his daughters against each other, ha, ha,
'Well, sir,' said Mannering, without the slightest smile of
sympathy, 'but to the purpose. You say that this lady had power to
settle her estate on Miss Bertram, and that she did so?'
'Even so, Colonel,' replied Glossin. 'I think I should understand
the law, I have followed it for many years; and, though I have given
it up to retire upon a handsome competence, I did not throw away that
knowledge which is pronounced better than house and land, and which I
take to be the knowledge of the law, since, as our common rhyme has
'Tis most excellent,
To win the land that's gone and spent.
No, no, I love the smack of the whip: I have a little, a very
little law yet, at the service of my friends.'
Glossin ran on in this manner, thinking he had made a favourable
impression on Mannering. The Colonel, indeed, reflected that this
might be a most important crisis for Miss Bertram's interest, and
resolved that his strong inclination to throw Glossin out at window
or at door should not interfere with it. He put a strong curb on his
temper, and resolved to listen with patience at least, if without
complacency. He therefore let Mr. Glossin get to the end of his
self-congratulations, and then asked him if he knew where the deed
'I know—that is, I think—I believe I can recover it. In such
cases custodiers have sometimes made a charge.'
'We won't differ as to that, sir,' said the Colonel, taking out
'But, my dear sir, you take me so very short. I said SOME PERSONS
MIGHT make such a claim, I mean for payment of the expenses of the
deed, trouble in the affair, etc. But I, for my own part, only wish
Miss Bertram and her friends to be satisfied that I am acting towards
her with honour. There's the paper, sir! It would have been a
satisfaction to me to have delivered it into Miss Bertram's own hands,
and to have wished her joy of the prospects which it opens. But, since
her prejudices on the subject are invincible, it only remains for me
to transmit her my best wishes through you, Colonel Mannering, and to
express that I shall willingly give my testimony in support of that
deed when I shall be called upon. I have the honour to wish you a good
This parting speech was so well got up, and had so much the tone
of conscious integrity unjustly suspected, that even Colonel
Mannering was staggered in his bad opinion. He followed him two or
three steps, and took leave of him with more politeness (though still
cold and formal) than he had paid during his visit. Glossin left the
house half pleased with the impression he had made, half mortified by
the stern caution and proud reluctance with which he had been
received. 'Colonel Mannering might have had more politeness,' he said
to himself. 'It is not every man that can bring a good chance of 400
Pounds a year to a penniless girl. Singleside must be up to 400 Pounds
a year now; there's Reilageganbeg, Gillifidget, Loverless, Liealone,
and the Spinster's Knowe—good 400 Pounds a year. Some people might
have made their own of it in my place; and yet, to own the truth,
after much consideration, I don't see how that is possible.'
Glossin was no sooner mounted and gone than the Colonel despatched
a groom for Mr. Mac-Morlan, and, putting the deed into his hand,
requested to know if it was likely to be available to his friend Lucy
Bertram. Mac-Morlan perused it with eyes that sparkled with delight,
snapped his fingers repeatedly, and at length exclaimed, 'Available!
it's as tight as a glove; naebody could make better wark than Glossin,
when he didna let down a steek on purpose. But (his countenance
falling) the auld b—-, that I should say so, might alter at
'Ah! And how shall we know whether she has done so?'
'Somebody must attend on Miss Bertram's part when the repositories
of the deceased are opened.'
'Can you go?' said the Colonel.
'I fear I cannot,' replied Mac-Morlan; 'I must attend a jury trial
before our court.'
'Then I will go myself,' said the Colonel; 'I'll set out to-
morrow. Sampson shall go with me; he is witness to this settlement.
But I shall want a legal adviser.'
'The gentleman that was lately sheriff of this county is high in
reputation as a barrister; I will give you a card of introduction to
'What I like about you, Mr. Mac-Morlan,' said the Colonel, 'is
that you always come straight to the point. Let me have it instantly.
Shall we tell Miss Lucy her chance of becoming an heiress?'
'Surely, because you must have some powers from her, which I will
instantly draw out. Besides, I will be caution for her prudence, and
that she will consider it only in the light of a chance.'
Mac-Morlan judged well. It could not be discerned from Miss
Bertram's manner that she founded exulting hopes upon the prospect
thus unexpectedly opening before her. She did, indeed, in the course
of the evening ask Mr. Mac-Morlan, as if by accident, what might be
the annual income of the Hazlewood property; but shall we therefore
aver for certain that she was considering whether an heiress of four
hundred a year might be a suitable match for the young Laird?
Give me a cup of sack, to make mine eyes look red. For I must
speak in passion, and I will do it in King Cambyses' vein.
—Henry IV, part I.
Mannering, with Sampson for his companion, lost no time in his
journey to Edinburgh. They travelled in the Colonel's post- chariot,
who, knowing his companion's habits of abstraction, did not choose to
lose him out of his own sight, far less to trust him on horseback,
where, in all probability, a knavish stable-boy might with little
address have contrived to mount him with his face to the tail.
Accordingly, with the aid of his valet, who attended on horseback, he
contrived to bring Mr. Sampson safe to an inn in Edinburgh—for hotels
in those days there were none— without any other accident than arose
from his straying twice upon the road. On one occasion he was
recovered by Barnes, who understood his humour, when, after engaging
in close colloquy with the schoolmaster of Moffat respecting a
disputed quantity in Horace's 7th Ode, Book II, the dispute led on to
another controversy concerning the exact meaning of the word
malobathro in that lyric effusion. His second escapade was made for
the purpose of visiting the field of Rullion Green, which was dear to
his Presbyterian predilections. Having got out of the carriage for an
instant, he saw the sepulchral monument of the slain at the distance
of about a mile, and was arrested by Barnes in his progress up the
Pentland Hills, having on both occasions forgot his friend, patron,
and fellow-traveller as completely as if he had been in the East
Indies. On being reminded that Colonel Mannering was waiting for him,
he uttered his usual ejaculation of 'Prodigious! I was oblivious,' and
then strode back to his post. Barnes was surprised at his master's
patience on both occasions, knowing by experience how little he
brooked neglect or delay; but the Dominie was in every respect a
privileged person. His patron and he were never for a moment in each
other's way, and it seemed obvious that they were formed to be
companions through life. If Mannering wanted a particular book, the
Dominie could bring it; if he wished to have accounts summed up or
checked, his assistance was equally ready; if he desired to recall a
particular passage in the classics, he could have recourse to the
Dominie as to a dictionary; and all the while this walking statue was
neither presuming when noticed nor sulky when left to himself. To a
proud, shy, reserved man, and such in many respects was Mannering,
this sort of living catalogue and animated automaton had all the
advantages of a literary dumb-waiter.
As soon as they arrived in Edinburgh, and were established at the
George Inn, near Bristo Port, then kept by old Cockburn (I love to be
particular), the Colonel desired the waiter to procure him a guide to
Mr. Pleydell's, the advocate, for whom he had a letter of introduction
from Mr. Mac-Morlan. He then commanded Barnes to have an eye to the
Dominie, and walked forth with a chairman, who was to usher him to the
man of law.
The period was near the end of the American war. The desire of
room, of air, and of decent accommodation had not as yet made very
much progress in the capital of Scotland. Some efforts had been made
on the south side of the town towards building houses WITHIN
THEMSELVES, as they are emphatically termed; and the New Town on the
north, since so much extended, was then just commenced. But the great
bulk of the better classes, and particularly those connected with the
law, still lived in flats or dungeons of the Old Town. The manners
also of some of the veterans of the law had not admitted innovation.
One or two eminent lawyers still saw their clients in taverns, as was
the general custom fifty years before; and although their habits were
already considered as old- fashioned by the younger barristers, yet
the custom of mixing wine and revelry with serious business was still
maintained by those senior counsellors who loved the old road, either
because it was such or because they had got too well used to it to
travel any other. Among those praisers of the past time, who with
ostentatious obstinacy affected the manners of a former generation,
was this same Paulus Pleydell, Esq., otherwise a good scholar, an
excellent lawyer, and a worthy man.
Under the guidance of his trusty attendant, Colonel Mannering,
after threading a dark lane or two, reached the High Street, then
clanging with the voices of oyster-women and the bells of pye-men;
for it had, as his guide assured him, just' chappit eight upon the
Tron.' It was long since Mannering had been in the street of a
crowded metropolis, which, with its noise and clamour, its sounds of
trade, of revelry, and of license, its variety of lights, and the
eternally changing bustle of its hundred groups, offers, by night
especially, a spectacle which, though composed of the most vulgar
materials when they are separately considered, has, when they are
combined, a striking and powerful effect on the imagination. The
extraordinary height of the houses was marked by lights, which,
glimmering irregularly along their front, ascended so high among the
attics that they seemed at length to twinkle in the middle sky. This
coup d'aeil, which still subsists in a certain degree, was then more
imposing, owing to the uninterrupted range of buildings on each side,
which, broken only at the space where the North Bridge joins the main
street, formed a superb and uniform place, extending from the front of
the Lucken-booths to the head of the Canongate, and corresponding in
breadth and length to the uncommon height of the buildings on either
Mannering had not much time to look and to admire. His conductor
hurried him across this striking scene, and suddenly dived with him
into a very steep paved lane. Turning to the right, they entered a
scale staircase, as it is called, the state of which, so far as it
could be judged of by one of his senses, annoyed Mannering's delicacy
not a little. When they had ascended cautiously to a considerable
height, they heard a heavy rap at a door, still two stories above
them. The door opened, and immediately ensued the sharp and worrying
bark of a dog, the squalling of a woman, the screams of an assaulted
cat, and the hoarse voice of a man, who cried in a most imperative
tone, 'Will ye, Mustard? Will ye? down, sir, down!'
'Lord preserve us!' said the female voice, 'an he had worried our
cat, Mr. Pleydell would ne'er hae forgi'en me!'
'Aweel, my doo, the cat's no a prin the waur. So he's no in, ye
'Na, Mr. Pleydell's ne'er in the house on Saturday at e'en,'
answered the female voice.
'And the morn's Sabbath too,' said the querist. 'I dinna ken what
will be done.'
By this time Mannering appeared, and found a tall, strong
countryman, clad in a coat of pepper-and-salt-coloured mixture, with
huge metal buttons, a glazed hat and boots, and a large horsewhip
beneath his arm, in colloquy with a slipshod damsel, who had in one
hand the lock of the door, and in the other a pail of whiting, or
camstane, as it is called, mixed with water—a circumstance which
indicates Saturday night in Edinburgh.
'So Mr. Pleydell is not at home, my good girl?' said Mannering.
'Ay, sir, he's at hame, but he's no in the house; he's aye out on
Saturday at e'en.'
'But, my good girl, I am a stranger, and my business express. Will
you tell me where I can find him?'
' His honour,' said the chairman, 'will be at Clerihugh's about
this time. Hersell could hae tell'd ye that, but she thought ye
wanted to see his house.'
'Well, then, show me to this tavern. I suppose he will see me, as
I come on business of some consequence?'
'I dinna ken, sir,' said the girl; 'he disna like to be disturbed
on Saturdays wi' business; but he's aye civil to strangers.'
'I'll gang to the tavern too,' said our friend Dinmont, 'for I am
a stranger also, and on business e'en sic like.'
'Na,' said the handmaiden, 'an he see the gentleman, he'll see the
simple body too; but, Lord's sake, dinna say it was me sent ye
'Atweel, I am a simple body, that's true, hinny, but I am no come
to steal ony o' his skeel for naething,' said the farmer in his
honest pride, and strutted away downstairs, followed by Mannering and
the cadie. Mannering could not help admiring the determined stride
with which the stranger who preceded them divided the press,
shouldering from him, by the mere weight and impetus of his motion,
both drunk and sober passengers. 'He'll be a Teviotdale tup tat ane,'
said the chairman, 'tat's for keeping ta crown o' ta causeway tat
gate; he 'll no gang far or he 'll get somebody to bell ta cat wi'
His shrewd augury, however, was not fulfilled. Those who recoiled
from the colossal weight of Dinmont, on looking up at his size and
strength, apparently judged him too heavy metal to be rashly
encountered, and suffered him to pursue his course unchallenged.
Following in the wake of this first-rate, Mannering proceeded till
the farmer made a pause, and, looking back to the chairman, said,
'I'm thinking this will be the close, friend.'
'Ay, ay,' replied Donald, 'tat's ta close.'
Dinmont descended confidently, then turned into a dark alley, then
up a dark stair, and then into an open door. While he was whistling
shrilly for the waiter, as if he had been one of his collie dogs,
Mannering looked round him, and could hardly conceive how a gentleman
of a liberal profession and good society should choose such a scene
for social indulgence. Besides the miserable entrance, the house
itself seemed paltry and half ruinous. The passage in which they stood
had a window to the close, which admitted a little light during the
daytime, and a villainous compound of smells at all times, but more
especially towards evening. Corresponding to this window was a
borrowed light on the other side of the passage, looking into the
kitchen, which had no direct communication with the free air, but
received in the daytime, at second hand, such straggling and obscure
light as found its way from the lane through the window opposite. At
present the interior of the kitchen was visible by its own huge
fires—a sort of Pandemonium, where men and women, half undressed,
were busied in baking, broiling, roasting oysters, and preparing
devils on the gridiron; the mistress of the place, with her shoes
slipshod, and her hair straggling like that of Megaera from under a
round-eared cap, toiling, scolding, receiving orders, giving them, and
obeying them all at once, seemed the presiding enchantress of that
gloomy and fiery region.
Loud and repeated bursts of laughter from different quarters of
the house proved that her labours were acceptable, and not unrewarded
by a generous public. With some difficulty a waiter was prevailed upon
to show Colonel Mannering and Dinmont the room where their friend
learned in the law held his hebdomadal carousals. The scene which it
exhibited, and particularly the attitude of the counsellor himself,
the principal figure therein, struck his two clients with amazement.
Mr. Pleydell was a lively, sharp-looking gentleman, with a
professional shrewdness in his eye, and, generally speaking, a
professional formality in his manners. But this, like his three-
tailed wig and black coat, he could slip off on a Saturday evening,
when surrounded by a party of jolly companions, and disposed for what
he called his altitudes. On the present occasion the revel had lasted
since four o'clock, and at length, under the direction of a venerable
compotator, who had shared the sports and festivity of three
generations, the frolicsome company had begun to practise the ancient
and now forgotten pastime of HIGH JINKS. This game was played in
several different ways. Most frequently the dice were thrown by the
company, and those upon whom the lot fell were obliged to assume and
maintain for a time a certain fictitious character, or to repeat a
certain number of fescennine verses in a particular order. If they
departed from the characters assigned, or if their memory proved
treacherous in the repetition, they incurred forfeits, which were
either compounded for by swallowing an additional bumper or by paying
a small sum towards the reckoning. At this sport the jovial company
were closely engaged when Mannering entered the room.
Mr. Counsellor Pleydell, such as we have described him, was
enthroned as a monarch in an elbow-chair placed on the dining- table,
his scratch wig on one side, his head crowned with a bottle-slider,
his eye leering with an expression betwixt fun and the effects of
wine, while his court around him resounded with such crambo scraps of
verse as these:—
Where is Gerunto now? and what's become of him?
Gerunto's drowned because he could not swim, etc., etc.
Such, O Themis, were anciently the sports of thy Scottish
children! Dinmont was first in the room. He stood aghast a moment,
and then exclaimed, 'It's him, sure enough. Deil o' the like o' that
ever I saw!'
At the sound of 'Mr. Dinmont and Colonel Mannering wanting to
speak to you, sir,' Pleydell turned his head, and blushed a little
when he saw the very genteel figure of the English stranger. He was,
however, of the opinion of Falstaff, 'Out, ye villains, play out the
play!' wisely judging it the better way to appear totally unconcerned.
'Where be our guards?' exclaimed this second Justinian; 'see ye not a
stranger knight from foreign parts arrived at this our court of
Holyrood, with our bold yeoman Andrew Dinmont, who has succeeded to
the keeping of our royal flocks within the forest of Jedwood, where,
thanks to our royal care in the administration of justice, they feed
as safe as if they were within the bounds of Fife? Where be our
heralds, our pursuivants, our Lyon, our Marchmount, our Carrick, and
our Snowdown? Let the strangers be placed at our board, and regaled as
beseemeth their quality and this our high holiday; to-morrow we will
hear their tidings.'
' So please you, my liege, to-morrow's Sunday,' said one of the
' Sunday, is it? then we will give no offence to the assembly of
the kirk; on Monday shall be their audience.'
Mannering, who had stood at first uncertain whether to advance or
retreat, now resolved to enter for the moment into the whim of the
scene, though internally fretting at Mac-Morlan for sending him to
consult with a crack-brained humourist. He therefore advanced with
three profound congees, and craved permission to lay his credentials
at the feet of the Scottish monarch, in order to be perused at his
best leisure. The gravity with which he accommodated himself to the
humour of the moment, and the deep and humble inclination with which
he at first declined, and then accepted, a seat presented by the
master of the ceremonies, procured him three rounds of applause.
'Deil hae me, if they arena a' mad thegither!' said Dinmont,
occupying with less ceremony a seat at the bottom of the table; 'or
else they hae taen Yule before it comes, and are gaun a- guisarding.'
A large glass of claret was offered to Mannering, who drank it to
the health of the reigning prince. 'You are, I presume to guess,'
said the monarch, 'that celebrated Sir Miles Mannering, so renowned
in the French wars, and may well pronounce to us if the wines of
Gascony lose their flavour in our more northern realm.'
Mannering, agreeably flattered by this allusion to the fame of his
celebrated ancestor, replied by professing himself only a distant
relation of the preux chevalier, and added, 'that in his opinion the
wine was superlatively good.'
'It's ower cauld for my stamach,' said Dinmont, setting down the
'We will correct that quality,' answered King Paulus, the first of
the name; 'we have not forgotten that the moist and humid air of our
valley of Liddel inclines to stronger potations. Seneschal, let our
faithful yeoman have a cup of brandy; it will be more germain to the
'And now,' said Mannering, 'since we have unwarily intruded upon
your majesty at a moment of mirthful retirement, be pleased to say
when you will indulge a stranger with an audience on those affairs of
weight which have brought him to your northern capital.'
The monarch opened Mac-Morlan's letter, and, running it hastily
over, exclaimed with his natural voice and manner, 'Lucy Bertram of
Ellangowan, poor dear lassie!'
'A forfeit! a forfeit!' exclaimed a dozen voices; 'his majesty has
forgot his kingly character.'
'Not a whit! not a whit!' replied the king; 'I'll be judged by
this courteous knight. May not a monarch love a maid of low degree?
Is not King Cophetua and the Beggar-maid an adjudged case in point?'
'Professional! professional! another forfeit,' exclaimed the
'Had not our royal predecessors,' continued the monarch, exalting
his sovereign voice to drown these disaffected clamours,—'had they
not their Jean Logies, their Bessie Carmichaels, their Oliphants,
their Sandilands, and their Weirs, and shall it be denied to us even
to name a maiden whom we delight to honour? Nay, then, sink state and
perish sovereignty! for, like a second Charles V, we will abdicate,
and seek in the private shades of life those pleasures which are
denied to a throne.'
So saying, he flung away his crown, and sprung from his exalted
station with more agility than could have been expected from his age,
ordered lights and a wash-hand basin and towel, with a cup of green
tea, into another room, and made a sign to Mannering to accompany him.
In less than two minutes he washed his face and hands, settled his wig
in the glass, and, to Mannering's great surprise, looked quite a
different man from the childish Bacchanal he had seen a moment before.
'There are folks,' he said, 'Mr. Mannering, before whom one should
take care how they play the fool, because they have either too much
malice or too little wit, as the poet says. The best compliment I can
pay Colonel Mannering is to show I am not ashamed to expose myself
before him; and truly I think it is a compliment I have not spared
to-night on your good-nature. But what's that great strong fellow
Dinmont, who had pushed after Mannering into the room, began with
a scrape with his foot and a scratch of his head in unison. 'I am
Dandie Dinmont, sir, of the Charlie's Hope—the Liddesdale lad; ye'll
mind me? It was for me ye won yon grand plea.'
'What plea, you loggerhead?' said the lawyer. 'D'ye think I can
remember all the fools that come to plague me?'
'Lord, sir, it was the grand plea about the grazing o' the Langtae
Head!' said the farmer.
'Well, curse thee, never mind; give me the memorial and come to me
on Monday at ten,' replied the learned counsel.
'But, sir, I haena got ony distinct memorial.'
'No memorial, man?' said Pleydell.
'Na, sir, nae memorial,' answered Dandie; 'for your honour said
before, Mr. Pleydell, ye'll mind, that ye liked best to hear us
hill-folk tell our ain tale by word o' mouth.'
'Beshrew my tongue, that said so!' answered the counsellor; 'it
will cost my ears a dinning. Well, say in two words what you've got
to say. You see the gentleman waits.'
'Ou, sir, if the gentleman likes he may play his ain spring first;
it's a' ane to Dandie.'
'Now, you looby,' said the lawyer, 'cannot you conceive that your
business can be nothing to Colonel Mannering, but that he may not
choose to have these great ears of thine regaled with his matters?'
'Aweel, sir, just as you and he like, so ye see to my business,'
said Dandie, not a whit disconcerted by the roughness of this
reception. 'We're at the auld wark o' the marches again, Jock o'
Dawston Cleugh and me. Ye see we march on the tap o' Touthop-rigg
after we pass the Pomoragrains; for the Pomoragrains, and
Slackenspool, and Bloodylaws, they come in there, and they belang to
the Peel; but after ye pass Pomoragrains at a muckle great
saucer-headed cutlugged stane that they ca' Charlie's Chuckie, there
Dawston Cleugh and Charlie's Hope they march. Now, I say the march
rins on the tap o' the hill where the wind and water shears; but Jock
o' Dawston Cleugh again, he contravenes that, and says that it bauds
down by the auld drove-road that gaes awa by the Knot o' the Gate ower
to Keeldar Ward; and that makes an unco difference.'
'And what difference does it make, friend?' said Pleydell. 'How
many sheep will it feed?'
'Ou, no mony,' said Dandie, scratching his head; 'it's lying high
and exposed: it may feed a hog, or aiblins twa in a good year.'
'And for this grazing, which may be worth about five shillings a
year, you are willing to throw away a hundred pound or two?'
'Na, sir, it's no for the value of the grass,' replied Dinmont;
'it's for justice.'
'My good friend,' said Pleydell, 'justice, like charity, should
begin at home. Do you justice to your wife and family, and think no
more about the matter.'
Dinmont still lingered, twisting his hat in his hand. 'It's no for
that, sir; but I would like ill to be bragged wi' him; he threeps
he'll bring a score o' witnesses and mair, and I'm sure there's as
mony will swear for me as for him, folk that lived a' their days upon
the Charlie's Hope, and wadna like to see the land lose its right.'
'Zounds, man, if it be a point of honour,' said the lawyer, 'why
don't your landlords take it up?'
'I dinna ken, sir (scratching his head again); there's been nae
election-dusts lately, and the lairds are unco neighbourly, and Jock
and me canna get them to yoke thegither about it a' that we can say;
but if ye thought we might keep up the rent—'
'No! no! that will never do,' said Pleydell. 'Confound you, why
don't you take good cudgels and settle it?'
'Odd, sir,' answered the farmer, 'we tried that three times
already, that's twice on the land and ance at Lockerby Fair. But I
dinna ken; we're baith gey good at single-stick, and it couldna weel
'Then take broadswords, and be d—d to you, as your fathers did
before you,' said the counsel learned in the law.
'Aweel, sir, if ye think it wadna be again the law, it's a' ane to
'Hold! hold!' exclaimed Pleydell, 'we shall have another Lord
Soulis' mistake. Pr'ythee, man, comprehend me; I wish you to consider
how very trifling and foolish a lawsuit you wish to engage in.'
'Ay, sir?' said Dandie, in a disappointed tone. 'So ye winna take
on wi' me, I'm doubting?'
'Me! not I. Go home, go home, take a pint and agree.' Dandie
looked but half contented, and still remained stationary. 'Anything
more, my friend?'
'Only, sir, about the succession of this leddy that's dead, auld
Miss Margaret Bertram o' Singleside.'
'Ay, what about her?' said the counsellor, rather surprised.
'Ou, we have nae connexion at a' wi' the Bertrams,' said Dandie;
'they were grand folk by the like o' us; but Jean Liltup, that was
auld Singleside's housekeeper, and the mother of these twa young
ladies that are gane—the last o' them's dead at a ripe age, I
trow—Jean Liltup came out o' Liddel water, and she was as near our
connexion as second cousin to my mother's half-sister. She drew up wi'
Singleside, nae doubt, when she was his housekeeper, and it was a sair
vex and grief to a' her kith and kin. But he acknowledged a marriage,
and satisfied the kirk; and now I wad ken frae you if we hae not some
claim by law?'
'Not the shadow of a claim.'
'Aweel, we're nae puirer,' said Dandie; 'but she may hae thought
on us if she was minded to make a testament. Weel, sir, I've said my
say; I'se e'en wish you good-night, and—' putting his hand in his
'No, no, my friend; I never take fees on Saturday nights, or
without a memorial. Away with you, Dandie.' And Dandie made his
reverence and departed accordingly.
But this poor farce has neither truth nor art
To please the fancy or to touch the heart
Dark but not awful dismal but yet mean,
With anxious bustle moves the cumbrous scene,
Presents no objects tender or profound,
But spreads its cold unmeaning gloom around
'Your majesty,' said Mannering, laughing, 'has solemnised your
abdication by an act of mercy and charity. That fellow will scarce
think of going to law.'
'O, you are quite wrong,' said the experienced lawyer. 'The only
difference is, I have lost my client and my fee. He'll never rest
till he finds somebody to encourage him to commit the folly he has
predetermined. No! no! I have only shown you another weakness of my
character: I always speak truth of a Saturday night.'
'And sometimes through the week, I should think,' said Mannering,
continuing the same tone.
'Why, yes; as far as my vocation will permit. I am, as Hamlet
says, indifferent honest, when my clients and their solicitors do not
make me the medium of conveying their double-distilled lies to the
bench. But oportet vivere! it is a sad thing. And now to our business.
I am glad my old friend Mac-Morlan has sent you to me; he is an
active, honest, and intelligent man, long sheriff- substitute of the
county of—under me, and still holds the office. He knows I have a
regard for that unfortunate family of Ellangowan, and for poor Lucy. I
have not seen her since she was twelve years old, and she was then a
sweet pretty girl, under the management of a very silly father. But my
interest in her is of an early date. I was called upon, Mr. Mannering,
being then sheriff of that county, to investigate the particulars of a
murder which had been committed near Ellangowan the day on which this
poor child was born; and which, by a strange combination that I was
unhappily not able to trace, involved the death or abstraction of her
only brother, a boy of about five years old. No, Colonel, I shall
never forget the misery of the house of Ellangowan that morning! the
father half-distracted—the mother dead in premature travail—the
helpless infant, with scarce any one to attend it, coming wawling and
crying into this miserable world at such a moment of unutterable
misery. We lawyers are not of iron, sir, or of brass, any more than
you soldiers are of steel. We are conversant with the crimes and
distresses of civil society, as you are with those that occur in a
state of war, and to do our duty in either case a little apathy is
perhaps necessary. But the devil take a soldier whose heart can be as
hard as his sword, and his dam catch the lawyer who bronzes his bosom
instead of his forehead! But come, I am losing my Saturday at e'en.
Will you have the kindness to trust me with these papers which relate
to Miss Bertram's business? and stay—to-morrow you'll take a
bachelor's dinner with an old lawyer,—I insist upon it—at three
precisely, and come an hour sooner. The old lady is to be buried on
Monday; it is the orphan's cause, and we'll borrow an hour from the
Sunday to talk over this business, although I fear nothing can be done
if she has altered her settlement, unless perhaps it occurs within
the sixty days, and then, if Miss Bertram can show that she possesses
the character of heir-at-law, why—But, hark! my lieges are impatient
of their interregnum. I do not invite you to rejoin us, Colonel; it
would be a trespass on your complaisance, unless you had begun the day
with us, and gradually glided on from wisdom to mirth, and from mirth
to-to-to—extravagance. Good-night. Harry, go home with Mr. Mannering
to his lodging. Colonel, I expect you at a little past two to-morrow.'
The Colonel returned to his inn, equally surprised at the childish
frolics in which he had found his learned counsellor engaged, at the
candour and sound sense which he had in a moment summoned up to meet
the exigencies of his profession, and at the tone of feeling which he
displayed when he spoke of the friendless orphan.
In the morning, while the Colonel and his most quiet and silent of
all retainers, Dominie Sampson, were finishing the breakfast which
Barnes had made and poured out, after the Dominie had scalded himself
in the attempt, Mr. Pleydell was suddenly ushered in. A nicely dressed
bob-wig, upon every hair of which a zealous and careful barber had
bestowed its proper allowance of powder; a well-brushed black suit,
with very clean shoes and gold buckles and stock-buckle; a manner
rather reserved and formal than intrusive, but withal showing only the
formality of manner, by no means that of awkwardness; a countenance,
the expressive and somewhat comic features of which were in complete
repose—all showed a being perfectly different from the choice spirit
of the evening before. A glance of shrewd and piercing fire in his eye
was the only marked expression which recalled the man of 'Saturday at
'I am come,' said he, with a very polite address, 'to use my regal
authority in your behalf in spirituals as well as temporals; can I
accompany you to the Presbyterian kirk, or Episcopal meeting- house?
Tros Tyriusve, a lawyer, you know, is of both religions, or rather I
should say of both forms;—or can I assist in passing the fore-noon
otherwise? You'll excuse my old-fashioned importunity, I was born in a
time when a Scotchman was thought inhospitable if he left a guest
alone a moment, except when he slept; but I trust you will tell me at
once if I intrude.'
'Not at all, my dear sir,' answered Colonel Mannering. 'I am
delighted to put myself under your pilotage. I should wish much to
hear some of your Scottish preachers whose talents have done such
honour to your country—your Blair, your Robertson, or your Henry;
and I embrace your kind offer with all my heart. Only,' drawing the
lawyer a little aside, and turning his eye towards Sampson, 'my worthy
friend there in the reverie is a little helpless and abstracted, and
my servant, Barnes, who is his pilot in ordinary, cannot well assist
him here, especially as he has expressed his determination of going to
some of your darker and more remote places of worship.'
The lawyer's eye glanced at Dominie Sampson. 'A curiosity worth
preserving; and I'll find you a fit custodier. Here you, sir (to the
waiter), go to Luckie Finlayson's in the Cowgate for Miles Macfin the
cadie, he'll be there about this time, and tell him I wish to speak to
The person wanted soon arrived. 'I will commit your friend to this
man's charge,' said Pleydell; 'he'll attend him, or conduct him,
wherever he chooses to go, with a happy indifference as to kirk or
market, meeting or court of justice, or any other place whatever; and
bring him safe home at whatever hour you appoint; so that Mr. Barnes
there may be left to the freedom of his own will.'
This was easily arranged, and the Colonel committed the Dominie to
the charge of this man while they should remain in Edinburgh.
'And now, sir, if you please, we shall go to the Grey-friars
church, to hear our historian of Scotland, of the Continent, and of
They were disappointed: he did not preach that morning. 'Never
mind,' said the Counsellor, 'have a moment's patience and we shall do
The colleague of Dr. Robertson ascended the pulpit. [Footnote:
This was the celebrated Doctor Erskine, a distinguished clergyman,
and a most excellent man.] His external appearance was not
prepossessing. A remarkably fair complexion, strangely contrasted
with a black wig without a grain of powder; a narrow chest and a
stooping posture; hands which, placed like props on either side of
the pulpit, seemed necessary rather to support the person than to
assist the gesticulation of the preacher; no gown, not even that of
Geneva, a tumbled band, and a gesture which seemed scarce voluntary,
were the first circumstances which struck a stranger. 'The preacher
seems a very ungainly person,' whispered Mannering to his new friend.
'Never fear, he's the son of an excellent Scottish lawyer;
[Footnote: The father of Doctor Erskine was an eminent lawyer, and
his Institutes of the Law of Scotland are to this day the text- book
of students of that science.] he'll show blood, I'll warrant him.'
The learned Counsellor predicted truly. A lecture was delivered,
fraught with new, striking, and entertaining views of Scripture
history, a sermon in which the Calvinism of the Kirk of Scotland was
ably supported, yet made the basis of a sound system of practical
morals, which should neither shelter the sinner under the cloak of
speculative faith or of peculiarity of opinion, nor leave him loose to
the waves of unbelief and schism. Something there was of an antiquated
turn of argument and metaphor, but it only served to give zest and
peculiarity to the style of elocution. The sermon was not read: a
scrap of paper containing the heads of the discourse was occasionally
referred to, and the enunciation, which at first seemed imperfect and
embarrassed, became, as the preacher warmed in his progress, animated
and distinct; and although the discourse could not be quoted as a
correct specimen of pulpit eloquence, yet Mannering had seldom heard
so much learning, metaphysical acuteness, and energy of argument
brought into the service of Christianity.
'Such,' he said, going out of the church, 'must have been the
preachers to whose unfearing minds, and acute though sometimes rudely
exercised talents, we owe the Reformation.'
'And yet that reverend gentleman,' said Pleydell, 'whom I love for
his father's sake and his own, has nothing of the sour or pharisaical
pride which has been imputed to some of the early fathers of the
Calvinistic Kirk of Scotland. His colleague and he differ, and head
different parties in the kirk, about particular points of church
discipline; but without for a moment losing personal regard or respect
for each other, or suffering malignity to interfere in an opposition
steady, constant, and apparently conscientious on both sides.'
'And you, Mr. Pleydell, what do you think of their points of
'Why, I hope, Colonel, a plain man may go to heaven without
thinking about them at all; besides, inter nos, I am a member of the
suffering and Episcopal Church of Scotland—the shadow of a shade now,
and fortunately so; but I love to pray where my fathers prayed before
me, without thinking worse of the Presbyterian forms because they do
not affect me with the same associations.' And with this remark they
parted until dinner-time.
From the awkward access to the lawyer's mansion, Mannering was
induced to form very moderate expectations of the entertainment which
he was to receive. The approach looked even more dismal by daylight
than on the preceding evening. The houses on each side of the lane
were so close that the neighbours might have shaken hands with each
other from the different sides, and occasionally the space between was
traversed by wooden galleries, and thus entirely closed up. The stair,
the scale-stair, was not well cleaned; and on entering the house
Mannering was struck with the narrowness and meanness of the
wainscotted passage. But the library, into which he was shown by an
elderly, respectable-looking man-servant, was a complete contrast to
these unpromising appearances. It was a well- proportioned room, hung
with a portrait or two of Scottish characters of eminence, by
Jamieson, the Caledonian Vandyke, and surrounded with books, the best
editions of the best authors, and in particular an admirable
collection of classics.
'These,' said Pleydell, 'are my tools of trade. A lawyer without
history or literature is a mechanic, a mere working mason; if he
possesses some knowledge of these, he may venture to call himself an
But Mannering was chiefly delighted with the view from the
windows, which commanded that incomparable prospect of the ground
between Edinburgh and the sea—the Firth of Forth, with its islands,
the embayment which is terminated by the Law of North Berwick, and the
varied shores of Fife to the northward, indenting with a hilly outline
the clear blue horizon.
When Mr. Pleydell had sufficiently enjoyed the surprise of his
guest, he called his attention to Miss Bertram's affairs. 'I was in
hopes,' he said, 'though but faint, to have discovered some means of
ascertaining her indefeasible right to this property of Singleside;
but my researches have been in vain. The old lady was certainly
absolute fiar, and might dispose of it in full right of property. All
that we have to hope is, that the devil may not have tempted her to
alter this very proper settlement. You must attend the old girl's
funeral to-morrow, to which you will receive an invitation, for I have
acquainted her agent with your being here on Miss Bertram's part; and
I will meet you afterwards at the house she inhabited, and be present
to see fair play at the opening of the settlement. The old cat had a
little girl, the orphan of some relation, who lived with her as a kind
of slavish companion. I hope she has had the conscience to make her
independent, in consideration of the peine forte et dure to which she
subjected her during her lifetime.'
Three gentlemen now appeared, and were introduced to the stranger.
They were men of good sense, gaiety, and general information, so that
the day passed very pleasantly over; and Colonel Mannering assisted,
about eight o'clock at night, in discussing the landlord's bottle,
which was, of course, a magnum. Upon his return to the inn he found a
card inviting him to the funeral of Miss Margaret Bertram, late of
Singleside, which was to proceed from her own house to the place of
interment in the Greyfriars churchyard at one o'clock afternoon.
At the appointed hour Mannering went to a small house in the
suburbs to the southward of the city, where he found the place of
mourning indicated, as usual in Scotland, by two rueful figures with
long black cloaks, white crapes and hat-bands, holding in their hands
poles, adorned with melancholy streamers of the same description. By
two other mutes, who, from their visages, seemed suffering under the
pressure of some strange calamity, he was ushered into the
dining-parlour of the defunct, where the company were assembled for
In Scotland the custom, now disused in England, of inviting the
relations of the deceased to the interment is universally retained.
On many occasions this has a singular and striking effect, but it
degenerates into mere empty form and grimace in cases where the
defunct has had the misfortune to live unbeloved and die unlamented.
The English service for the dead, one of the most beautiful and
impressive parts of the ritual of the church, would have in such cases
the effect of fixing the attention, and uniting the thoughts and
feelings of the audience present in an exercise of devotion so
peculiarly adapted to such an occasion. But according to the Scottish
custom, if there be not real feeling among the assistants, there is
nothing to supply the deficiency, and exalt or rouse the attention; so
that a sense of tedious form, and almost hypocritical restraint, is
too apt to pervade the company assembled for the mournful solemnity.
Mrs. Margaret Bertram was unluckily one of those whose good qualities
had attached no general friendship. She had no near relations who
might have mourned from natural affection, and therefore her funeral
exhibited merely the exterior trappings of sorrow.
Mannering, therefore, stood among this lugubrious company of
cousins in the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth degree, composing his
countenance to the decent solemnity of all who were around him, and
looking as much concerned on Mrs. Margaret Bertram's account as if the
deceased lady of Singleside had been his own sister or mother. After a
deep and awful pause, the company began to talk aside, under their
breaths, however, and as if in the chamber of a dying person.
'Our poor friend,' said one grave gentleman, scarcely opening his
mouth, for fear of deranging the necessary solemnity of his features,
and sliding his whisper from between his lips, which were as little
unclosed as possible—'our poor friend has died well to pass in the
'Nae doubt,' answered the person addressed, with half-closed eyes;
'poor Mrs. Margaret was aye careful of the gear.'
'Any news to-day, Colonel Mannering?' said one of the gentlemen
whom he had dined with the day before, but in a tone which might, for
its impressive gravity, have communicated the death of his whole
'Nothing particular, I believe, sir,' said Mannering, in the
cadence which was, he observed, appropriated to the house of
'I understand,' continued the first speaker, emphatically, and
with the air of one who is well informed—'I understand there IS a
'And what does little Jenny Gibson get?'
'A hundred, and the auld repeater.'
'That's but sma' gear, puir thing; she had a sair time o't with
the auld leddy. But it's ill waiting for dead folk's shoon.'
'I am afraid,' said the politician, who was close by Mannering,
'we have not done with your old friend Tippoo Sahib yet, I doubt
he'll give the Company more plague; and I am told, but you'll know
for certain, that East India Stock is not rising.'
'I trust it will, sir, soon.'
'Mrs. Margaret,' said another person, mingling in the
conversation, 'had some India bonds. I know that, for I drew the
interest for her; it would be desirable now for the trustees and
legatees to have the Colonel's advice about the time and mode of
converting them into money. For my part I think—but there's Mr.
Mortcloke to tell us they are gaun to lift.'
Mr. Mortcloke the undertaker did accordingly, with a visage of
professional length and most grievous solemnity, distribute among the
pall-bearers little cards, assigning their respective situations in
attendance upon the coffin. As this precedence is supposed to be
regulated by propinquity to the defunct, the undertaker, however
skilful a master of these lugubrious ceremonies, did not escape giving
some offence. To be related to Mrs. Bertram was to be of kin to the
lands of Singleside, and was a propinquity of which each relative
present at that moment was particularly jealous. Some murmurs there
were on the occasion, and our friend Dinmont gave more open offence,
being unable either to repress his discontent or to utter it in the
key properly modulated to the solemnity. 'I think ye might hae at
least gi'en me a leg o' her to carry,' he exclaimed, in a voice
considerably louder than propriety admitted. 'God! an it hadna been
for the rigs o' land, I would hae gotten her a' to carry mysell, for
as mony gentles as are here.'
A score of frowning and reproving brows were bent upon the
unappalled yeoman, who, having given vent to his displeasure, stalked
sturdily downstairs with the rest of the company, totally disregarding
the censures of those whom his remarks had scandalised.
And then the funeral pomp set forth; saulies with their batons and
gumphions of tarnished white crape, in honour of the well- preserved
maiden fame of Mrs. Margaret Bertram. Six starved horses, themselves
the very emblems of mortality, well cloaked and plumed, lugging along
the hearse with its dismal emblazonry, crept in slow state towards the
place of interment, preceded by Jamie Duff, an idiot, who, with
weepers and cravat made of white paper, attended on every funeral, and
followed by six mourning coaches, filled with the company. Many of
these now gave more free loose to their tongues, and discussed with
unrestrained earnestness the amount of the succession, and the
probability of its destination. The principal expectants, however,
kept a prudent silence, indeed ashamed to express hopes which might
prove fallacious; and the agent or man of business, who alone knew
exactly how matters stood, maintained a countenance of mysterious
importance, as if determined to preserve the full interest of anxiety
At length they arrived at the churchyard gates, and from thence,
amid the gaping of two or three dozen of idle women with infants in
their arms, and accompanied by some twenty children, who ran
gambolling and screaming alongside of the sable procession, they
finally arrived at the burial-place of the Singleside family. This
was a square enclosure in the Greyfriars churchyard, guarded on one
side by a veteran angel without a nose, and having only one wing, who
had the merit of having maintained his post for a century, while his
comrade cherub, who had stood sentinel on the corresponding pedestal,
lay a broken trunk among the hemlock, burdock, and nettles which grew
in gigantic luxuriance around the walls of the mausoleum. A moss-grown
and broken inscription informed the reader that in the year 1650
Captain Andrew Bertram, first of Singleside, descended of the very
ancient and honourable house of Ellangowan, had caused this monument
to be erected for himself and his descendants. A reasonable number of
scythes and hour-glasses, and death's heads and cross-bones, garnished
the following sprig of sepulchral poetry to the memory of the founder
of the mausoleum:—
Nathaniel's heart, Bezaleel's hand
If ever any had,
These boldly do I say had he,
Who lieth in this bed.
Here, then, amid the deep black fat loam into which her ancestors
were now resolved, they deposited the body of Mrs. Margaret Bertram;
and, like soldiers returning from a military funeral, the nearest
relations who might be interested in the settlements of the lady urged
the dog-cattle of the hackney coaches to all the speed of which they
were capable, in order to put an end to farther suspense on that
Die and endow a college or a cat.
There is a fable told by Lucian, that while a troop of monkeys,
well drilled by an intelligent manager, were performing a tragedy
with great applause, the decorum of the whole scene was at once
destroyed, and the natural passions of the actors called forth into
very indecent and active emulation, by a wag who threw a handful of
nuts upon the stage. In like manner, the approaching crisis stirred up
among the expectants feelings of a nature very different from those of
which, under the superintendence of Mr. Mortcloke, they had but now
been endeavouring to imitate the expression. Those eyes which were
lately devoutly cast up to heaven, or with greater humility bent
solemnly upon earth, were now sharply and alertly darting their
glances through shuttles, and trunks, and drawers, and cabinets, and
all the odd corners of an old maiden lady's repositories. Nor was
their search without interest, though they did not find the will of
which they were in quest.
Here was a promissory note for 20 Pounds by the minister of the
nonjuring chapel, interest marked as paid to Martinmas last,
carefully folded up in a new set of words to the old tune of 'Over
the Water to Charlie'; there was a curious love correspondence
between the deceased and a certain Lieutenant O'Kean of a marching
regiment of foot; and tied up with the letters was a document which
at once explained to the relatives why a connexion that boded them
little good had been suddenly broken off, being the Lieutenant's bond
for two hundred pounds, upon which NO interest whatever appeared to
have been paid. Other bills and bonds to a larger amount, and signed
by better names (I mean commercially) than those of the worthy divine
and gallant soldier, also occurred in the course of their researches,
besides a hoard of coins of every size and denomination, and scraps of
broken gold and silver, old earrings, hinges of cracked, snuff-boxes,
mountings of spectacles, etc. etc. etc. Still no will made its
appearance, and Colonel Mannering began full well to hope that the
settlement which he had obtained from Glossin contained the ultimate
arrangement of the old lady's affairs. But his friend Pleydell, who
now came into the room, cautioned him against entertaining this
'I am well acquainted with the gentleman,' he said, 'who is
conducting the search, and I guess from his manner that he knows
something more of the matter than any of us.'
Meantime, while the search proceeds, let us take a brief glance at
one or two of the company who seem most interested.
Of Dinmont, who, with his large hunting-whip under his arm, stood
poking his great round face over the shoulder of the homme
d'affaires, it is unnecessary to say anything. That thin-looking
oldish person, in a most correct and gentleman-like suit of mourning,
is Mac-Casquil, formerly of Drumquag, who was ruined by having a
legacy bequeathed to him of two shares in the Ayr bank. His hopes on
the present occasion are founded on a very distant relationship, upon
his sitting in the same pew with the deceased every Sunday, and upon
his playing at cribbage with her regularly on the Saturday evenings,
taking great care never to come off a winner. That other
coarse-looking man, wearing his own greasy hair tied in a leathern cue
more greasy still, is a tobacconist, a relation of Mrs. Bertram's
mother, who, having a good stock in trade when the colonial war broke
out, trebled the price of his commodity to all the world, Mrs. Bertram
alone excepted, whose tortoise-shell snuff-box was weekly filled with
the best rappee at the old prices, because the maid brought it to the
shop with Mrs. Bertram's respects to her cousin Mr. Quid. That young
fellow, who has not had the decency to put off his boots and
buckskins, might have stood as forward as most of them in the graces
of the old lady, who loved to look upon a comely young man; but it is
thought he has forfeited the moment of fortune by sometimes neglecting
her tea-table when solemnly invited, sometimes appearing there when he
had been dining with blyther company, twice treading upon her cat's
tail, and once affronting her parrot.
To Mannering the most interesting of the group was the poor girl
who had been a sort of humble companion of the deceased, as a subject
upon whom she could at all times expectorate her bad humour. She was
for form's sake dragged into the room by the deceased's favourite
female attendant, where, shrinking into a>corner as soon as possible,
she saw with wonder and affright the intrusive researches of the
strangers amongst those recesses to which from childhood she had
looked with awful veneration. This girl was regarded with an
unfavourable eye by all the competitors, honest Dinmont only excepted;
the rest conceived they should find in her a formidable competitor,
whose claims might at least encumber and diminish their chance of
succession. Yet she was the only person present who seemed really to
feel sorrow for the deceased. Mrs. Bertram had been her protectress,
although from selfish motives, and her capricious tyranny was
forgotten at the moment, while the tears followed each other fast down
the cheeks of her frightened and friendless dependent. 'There's ower
muckle saut water there, Drumquag,' said the tobacconist to the ex-
proprietor, 'to bode ither folk muckle gude. Folk seldom greet that
gate but they ken what it's for.' Mr. Mac-Casquil only replied with a
nod, feeling the propriety of asserting his superior gentry in
presence of Mr. Pleydell and Colonel Mannering.
'Very queer if there suld be nae will after a', friend,' said
Dinmont, who began to grow impatient, to the man of business.
'A moment's patience, if you please. She was a good and prudent
woman, Mrs. Margaret Bertram—a good and prudent and well-judging
woman, and knew how to choose friends and depositaries; she may have
put her last will and testament, or rather her mortis causa
settlement, as it relates to heritage, into the hands of some safe
'I'll bet a rump and dozen,' said Pleydell, whispering to the
Colonel, 'he has got it in his own pocket.' Then addressing the man
of law, 'Come, sir, we'll cut this short, if you please: here is a
settlement of the estate of Singleside, executed several years ago, in
favour of Miss Lucy Bertram of Ellangowan.' The company stared
fearfully wild. 'You, I presume, Mr. Protocol, can inform us if there
is a later deed?'
'Please to favour me, Mr. Pleydell'; and so saying, he took the
deed out of the learned counsel's hand, and glanced his eye over the
'Too cool,' said Pleydell, 'too cool by half; he has another deed
in his pocket still.'
'Why does he not show it then, and be d-d to him!' said the
military gentleman, whose patience began to wax threadbare.
'Why, how should I know?' answered the barrister; 'why does a cat
not kill a mouse when she takes him? The consciousness of power and
the love of teasing, I suppose. Well, Mr. Protocol, what say you to
'Why, Mr. Pleydell, the deed is a well-drawn deed, properly
authenticated and tested in forms of the statute.'
'But recalled or superseded by another of posterior date in your
possession, eh?' said the Counsellor.
'Something of the sort, I confess, Mr. Pleydell,' rejoined the man
of business, producing a bundle tied with tape, and sealed at each
fold and ligation with black wax. 'That deed, Mr. Pleydell, which you
produce and found upon, is dated 1st June 17-; but this (breaking the
seals and unfolding the document slowly) is dated the 20th—no, I see
it is the 2ist—of April of this present year, being ten years
'Marry, hang her, brock!' said the Counsellor, borrowing an
exclamation from Sir Toby Belch; 'just the month in which
Ellangowan's distresses became generally public. But let us hear what
she has done.'
Mr. Protocol accordingly, having required silence, began to read
the settlement aloud in a slow, steady, business-like tone. The group
around, in whose eyes hope alternately awakened and faded, and who
were straining their apprehensions to get at the drift of the
testator's meaning through the mist of technical language in which the
conveyance had involved it, might have made a study for Hogarth.
The deed was of an unexpected nature. It set forth with conveying
and disponing all and whole the estate and lands of Singleside and
others, with the lands of Loverless, Liealone, Spinster's Knowe, and
heaven knows what beside, 'to and in favours of (here the reader
softened his voice to a gentle and modest piano) Peter Protocol, clerk
to the signet, having the fullest confidence in his capacity and
integrity—these are the very words which my worthy deceased friend
insisted upon my inserting—but in TRUST always (here the reader
recovered his voice and style, and the visages of several of the
hearers, which had attained a longitude that Mr. Mortcloke might have
envied, were perceptibly shortened)- -in TRUST always, and for the
uses, ends, and purposes hereinafter mentioned.'
In these 'uses, ends, and purposes' lay the cream of the affair.
The first was introduced by a preamble setting forth that the
testatrix was lineally descended from the ancient house of
Ellangowan, her respected great-grandfather, Andrew Bertram, first of
Singleside, of happy memory, having been second son to Allan Bertram,
fifteenth Baron of Ellangowan. It proceeded to state that Henry
Bertram, son and heir of Godfrey Bertram, now of Ellangowan, had been
stolen from his parents in infancy, but that she, the testatrix, WAS
WELL ASSURED THAT HE WAS YET ALIVE IN FOREIGN PARTS, AND BY THE
PROVIDENCE OF HEAVEN WOULD BE RESTORED TO THE POSSESSIONS OF HIS
ANCESTORS, in which case the said Peter Protocol was bound and
obliged, like as he bound and obliged himself, by acceptance of these
presents, to denude himself of the said lands of Singleside and
others, and of all the other effects thereby conveyed (excepting
always a proper gratification for his own trouble), to and in favour
of the said Henry Bertram, upon his return to his native country. And
during the time of his residing in foreign parts, or in case of his
never again returning to Scotland, Mr. Peter Protocol, the trustee,
was directed to distribute the rents of the land, and interest of the
other funds (deducting always a proper gratification for his trouble
in the premises), in equal portions, among four charitable
establishments pointed out in the will. The power of management, of
letting leases, of raising and lending out money, in short, the full
authority of a proprietor, was vested in this confidential trustee,
and, in the event of his death, went to certain official persons named
in the deed. There were only two legacies; one of a hundred pounds to
a favourite waiting-maid, another of the like sum to Janet Gibson
(whom the deed stated to have been supported by the charity of the
testatrix), for the purpose of binding her an apprentice to some
A settlement in mortmain is in Scotland termed a mortification,
and in one great borough (Aberdeen, if I remember rightly) there is a
municipal officer who takes care of these public endowments, and is
thence called the Master of Mortifications. One would almost presume
that the term had its origin in the effect which such settlements
usually produce upon the kinsmen of those by whom they are executed.
Heavy at least was the mortification which befell the audience who, in
the late Mrs. Margaret Bertram's parlour, had listened to this
unexpected destination of the lands of Singleside. There was a
profound silence after the deed had been read over.
Mr. Pleydell was the first to speak. He begged to look at the
deed, and, having satisfied himself that it was correctly drawn and
executed, he returned it without any observation, only saying aside to
Mannering, 'Protocol is not worse than other people, I believe; but
this old lady has determined that, if he do not turn rogue, it shall
not be for want of temptation.'
'I really think,' said Mr. Mac-Casquil of Drumquag, who, having
gulped down one half of his vexation, determined to give vent to the
rest—'I really think this is an extraordinary case! I should like now
to know from Mr. Protocol, who, being sole and unlimited trustee, must
have been consulted upon this occasion—I should like, I say, to know
how Mrs. Bertram could possibly believe in the existence of a boy that
a' the world kens was murdered many a year since?'
'Really, sir,' said Mr. Protocol, 'I do not conceive it is
possible for me to explain her motives more than she has done
herself. Our excellent deceased friend was a good woman, sir—a pious
woman—and might have grounds for confidence in the boy's safety which
are not accessible to us, sir.'
'Hout,' said the tobacconist, 'I ken very weel what were her
grounds for confidence. There's Mrs. Rebecca (the maid) sitting there
has tell'd me a hundred times in my ain shop, there was nae kenning
how her leddy wad settle her affairs, for an auld gipsy witch wife at
Gilsland had possessed her with a notion that the callant—Harry
Bertram ca's she him?—would come alive again some day after a'. Ye'll
no deny that, Mrs. Rebecca? though I dare to say ye forgot to put your
mistress in mind of what ye promised to say when I gied ye mony a
half-crown. But ye'll no deny what I am saying now, lass?'
'I ken naething at a' about it,' answered Rebecca, doggedly, and
looking straight forward with the firm countenance of one not
disposed to be compelled to remember more than was agreeable to her.
'Weel said, Rebecca! ye're satisfied wi' your ain share ony way,'
rejoined the tobacconist.
The buck of the second-head, for a buck of the first-head he was
not, had hitherto been slapping his boots with his switch-whip, and
looking like a spoiled child that has lost its supper. His murmurs,
however, were all vented inwardly, or at most in a soliloquy such as
this—'I am sorry, by G-d, I ever plagued myself about her. I came
here, by G-d, one night to drink tea, and I left King and the Duke's
rider Will Hack. They were toasting a round of running horses; by G-d,
I might have got leave to wear the jacket as well as other folk if I
had carried it on with them; and she has not so much as left me that
'We'll make the payment of the note quite agreeable,' said Mr.
Protocol, who had no wish to increase at that moment the odium
attached to his office. 'And now, gentlemen, I fancy we have no more
to wait for here, and I shall put the settlement of my excellent and
worthy friend on record to-morrow, that every gentleman may examine
the contents, and have free access to take an extract; and'—he
proceeded to lock up the repositories of the deceased with more speed
than he had opened them—'Mrs. Rebecca, ye'll be so kind as to keep
all right here until we can let the house; I had an offer from a
tenant this morning, if such a thing should be, and if I was to have
Our friend Dinmont, having had his hopes as well as another, had
hitherto sate sulky enough in the armchair formerly appropriated to
the deceased, and in which she would have been not a little
scandalised to have seen this colossal specimen of the masculine
gender lolling at length. His employment had been rolling up into the
form of a coiled snake the long lash of his horse-whip, and then by a
jerk causing it to unroll itself into the middle of the floor. The
first words he said when he had digested the shock contained a
magnanimous declaration, which he probably was not conscious of having
uttered aloud—'Weel, blude's thicker than water; she's welcome to the
cheeses and the hams just the same.' But when the trustee had made the
above-mentioned motion for the mourners to depart, and talked of the
house being immediately let, honest Dinmont got upon his feet and
stunned the company with this blunt question, 'And what's to come o'
this poor lassie then, Jenny Gibson? Sae mony o'us as thought oursells
sib to the family when the gear was parting, we may do something for
her amang us surely.'
This proposal seemed to dispose most of the assembly instantly to
evacuate the premises, although upon Mr. Protocol's motion they had
lingered as if around the grave of their disappointed hopes. Drumquag
said, or rather muttered, something of having a family of his own, and
took precedence, in virtue of his gentle blood, to depart as fast as
possible. The tobacconist sturdily stood forward and scouted the
motion—'A little huzzie like that was weel eneugh provided for
already; and Mr. Protocol at ony rate was the proper person to take
direction of her, as he had charge of her legacy'; and after uttering
such his opinion in a steady and decisive tone of voice, he also left
the place. The buck made a stupid and brutal attempt at a jest upon
Mrs. Bertram's recommendation that the poor girl should be taught some
honest trade; but encountered a scowl from Colonel Mannering's
darkening eye (to whom, in his ignorance of the tone of good society,
he had looked for applause) that made him ache to the very backbone.
He shuffled downstairs, therefore, as fast as possible.
Protocol, who was really a good sort of man, next expressed his
intention to take a temporary charge of the young lady, under protest
always that his so doing should be considered as merely eleemosynary;
when Dinmont at length got up, and, having shaken his huge dreadnought
great-coat, as a Newfoundland dog does his shaggy hide when he comes
out of the water, ejaculated, 'Weel, deil hae me then, if ye hae ony
fash wi' her, Mr. Protocol, if she likes to gang hame wi' me, that is.
Ye see, Ailie and me we're weel to pass, and we would like the lassies
to hae a wee bit mair lair than oursells, and to be neighbour-like,
that wad we. And ye see Jenny canna miss but to ken manners, and the
like o' reading books, and sewing seams, having lived sae lang wi' a
grand lady like Lady Singleside; or, if she disna ken ony thing about
it, I'm jealous that our bairns will like her a' the better. And I'll
take care o' the bits o' claes, and what spending siller she maun hae,
so the hundred pound may rin on in your hands, Mr. Protocol, and I'll
be adding something till't, till she'll maybe get a Liddesdale joe
that wants something to help to buy the hirsel. What d'ye say to that,
hinny? I'll take out a ticket for ye in the fly to Jethart; od, but ye
maun take a powny after that o'er the Limestane Rig, deil a wheeled
carriage ever gaed into Liddesdale. [Footnote: See Note I.] And I'll
be very glad if Mrs. Rebecca comes wi' you, hinny, and stays a month
or twa while ye're stranger like.'
While Mrs. Rebecca was curtsying, and endeavouring to make the
poor orphan girl curtsy instead of crying, and while Dandie, in his
rough way, was encouraging them both, old Pleydell had recourse to his
snuff-box. 'It's meat and drink to me now, Colonel,' he said, as he
recovered himself, 'to see a clown like this. I must gratify him in
his own way, must assist him to ruin himself; there's no help for it.
Here, you Liddesdale—Dandie— Charlie's Hope—what do they call you?'
The farmer turned, infinitely gratified even by this sort of
notice; for in his heart, next to his own landlord, he honoured a
lawyer in high practice.
'So you will not be advised against trying that question about
'No, no, sir; naebody likes to lose their right, and to be laughed
at down the haill water. But since your honour's no agreeable, and is
maybe a friend to the other side like, we maun try some other
'There, I told you so, Colonel Mannering! Well, sir, if you must
needs be a fool, the business is to give you the luxury of a lawsuit
at the least possible expense, and to bring you off conqueror if
possible. Let Mr. Protocol send me your papers, and I will advise him
how to conduct your cause. I don't see, after all, why you should not
have your lawsuits too, and your feuds in the Court of Session, as
well as your forefathers had their manslaughters and fire-raisings.'
'Very natural, to be sure, sir. We wad just take the auld gate as
readily, if it werena for the law. And as the law binds us, the law
should loose us. Besides, a man's aye the better thought o' in our
country for having been afore the Feifteen.'
'Excellently argued, my friend! Away with you, and send your
papers to me. Come, Colonel, we have no more to do here.'
'God, we'll ding Jock o' Dawston Cleugh now after a'!' said
Dinmont, slapping his thigh in great exultation.
I am going to the parliament;
You understand this bag. If you have any business
Depending there be short, and let me hear it,
And pay your fees.
Little French Lawyer
'Shall you be able to carry this honest fellow's cause for him?'
'Why, I don't know; the battle is not to the strong, but he shall
come off triumphant over Jock of Dawston if we can make it out. I owe
him something. It is the pest of our profession that we seldom see the
best side of human nature. People come to us with every selfish
feeling newly pointed and grinded; they turn down the very caulkers of
their animosities and prejudices, as smiths do with horses' shoes in a
white frost. Many a man has come to my garret yonder that I have at
first longed to pitch out at the window, and yet at length have
discovered that he was only doing as I might have done in his case,
being very angry, and of course very unreasonable. I have now
satisfied myself that, if our profession sees more of human folly and
human roguery than others, it is because we witness them acting in
that channel in which they can most freely vent themselves. In
civilised society law is the chimney through which all that smoke
discharges itself that used to circulate through the whole house, and
put every one's eyes out; no wonder, therefore, that the vent itself
should sometimes get a little sooty. But we will take care our
Liddesdale man's cause is well conducted and well argued, so all
unnecessary expense will be saved: he shall have his pine-apple at
'Will you do me the pleasure,' said Mannering, as they parted, 'to
dine with me at my lodgings? My landlord says he has a bit of red-
deer venison and some excellent wine.'
'Venison, eh?' answered the Counsellor alertly, but presently
added—'But no! it's impossible; and I can't ask you home neither.
Monday's a sacred day; so's Tuesday; and Wednesday we are to be heard
in the great teind case in presence, but stay—it's frosty weather,
and if you don't leave town, and that venison would keep till
'You will dine with me that day?'
'Well, then, I will indulge a thought I had of spending a week
here; and if the venison will not keep, why we will see what else our
landlord can do for us.'
'O, the venison will keep,' said Pleydell; 'and now good-bye. Look
at these two or three notes, and deliver them if you like the
addresses. I wrote them for you this morning. Farewell, my clerk has
been waiting this hour to begin a d-d information.' And away walked
Mr. Pleydell with great activity, diving through closes and ascending
covered stairs in order to attain the High Street by an access which,
compared to the common route, was what the Straits of Magellan are to
the more open but circuitous passage round Cape Horn.
On looking at the notes of introduction which Pleydell had thrust
into his hand, Mannering was gratified with seeing that they were
addressed to some of the first literary characters of Scotland. 'To
David Hume, Esq.'
To John Home, Esq.' 'To Dr. Ferguson.' 'To Dr. Black.' 'To Lord
Kaimes.' 'To Mr. Button.' 'To John Clerk, Esq., of Eldin.' 'To Adam
Smith, Esq.' 'To Dr. Robertson.'
'Upon my word, my legal friend has a good selection of
acquaintances; these are names pretty widely blown indeed. An
East-Indian must rub up his facultiesa little, and put his mind in
order, before he enters this sort of society.'
Mannering gladly availed himself of these introductions; and we
regret deeply it is not in our power to give the reader an account of
the pleasure and information which he received in admission to a
circle never closed against strangers of sense and information, and
which has perhaps at no period been equalled, considering the depth
and variety of talent which it embraced and concentrated.
Upon the Thursday appointed Mr. Pleydell made his appearance at
the inn where Colonel Mannering lodged. The venison proved in high
order, the claret excellent, and the learned counsel, a professed
amateur in the affairs of the table, did distinguished honour to
both. I am uncertain, however, if even the good cheer gave him more
satisfaction than the presence of Dominie Sampson, from whom, in his
own juridical style of wit, he contrived to extract great amusement
both for himself and one or two friends whom the Colonel regaled on
the same occasion. The grave and laconic simplicity of Sampson's
answers to the insidious questions of the barrister placed the
bonhomie of his character in a more luminous point of view than
Mannering had yet seen it. Upon the same occasion he drew forth a
strange quantity of miscellaneous and abstruse, though, generally
speaking, useless learning. The lawyer afterwards compared his mind to
the magazine of a pawnbroker, stowed with goods of every description,
but so cumbrously piled together, and in such total disorganisation,
that the owner can never lay his hands upon any one article at the
moment he has occasion for it.
As for the advocate himself, he afforded at least as much exercise
to Sampson as he extracted amusement from him. When the man of law
began to get into his altitudes, and his wit, naturally shrewd and
dry, became more lively and poignant, the Dominie looked upon him
with that sort of surprise with which we can conceive a tame bear
might regard his future associate, the monkey, on their being first
introduced to each other. It was Mr. Pleydell's delight to state in
grave and serious argument some position which he knew the Dominie
would be inclined to dispute. He then beheld with exquisite pleasure
the internal labour with which the honest man arranged his ideas for
reply, and tasked his inert and sluggish powers to bring up all the
heavy artillery of his learning for demolishing the schismatic or
heretical opinion which had been stated, when behold, before the
ordnance could be discharged, the foe had quitted the post and
appeared in a new position of annoyance on the Dominie's flank or
rear. Often did he exclaim 'Prodigious!' when, marching up to the
enemy in full confidence of victory, he found the field evacuated, and
it may be supposed that it cost him no little labour to attempt a new
formation. 'He was like a native Indian army,' the Colonel said,
'formidable by numerical strength and size of ordnance, but liable to
be thrown into irreparable confusion by a movement to take them in
flank.' On the whole, however, the Dominie, though somewhat fatigued
with these mental exertions, made at unusual speed and upon the
pressure of the moment, reckoned this one of the white days of his
life, and always mentioned Mr. Pleydell as a very erudite and fa-
By degrees the rest of the party dropped off and left these three
gentlemen together. Their conversation turned to Mrs. Bertram's
settlements. 'Now what could drive it into the noddle of that old
harridan,' said Pleydell, 'to disinherit poor Lucy Bertram under
pretence of settling her property on a boy who has been so long dead
and gone? I ask your pardon, Mr. Sampson, I forgot what an affecting
case this was for you; I remember taking your examination upon it, and
I never had so much trouble to make any one speak three words
consecutively. You may talk of your Pythagoreans or your silent
Brahmins, Colonel; go to, I tell you this learned gentleman beats them
all in taciturnity; but the words of the wise are precious, and not to
be thrown away lightly.'
'Of a surety,' said the Dominie, taking his blue-checqued
handkerchief from his eyes, 'that was a bitter day with me indeed;
ay, and a day of grief hard to be borne; but He giveth strength who
layeth on the load.'
Colonel Mannering took this opportunity to request Mr. Pleydell to
inform him of the particulars attending the loss of the boy; and the
Counsellor, who was fond of talking upon subjects of criminal
jurisprudence, especially when connected with his own experience,
went through the circumstances at full length. 'And what is your
opinion upon the result of the whole?'
'O, that Kennedy was murdered: it's an old case which has occurred
on that coast before now, the case of Smuggler versus Exciseman.'
'What, then, is your conjecture concerning the fate of the child?'
'O, murdered too, doubtless,' answered Pleydell. 'He was old
enough to tell what he had seen, and these ruthless scoundrels would
not scruple committing a second Bethlehem massacre if they thought
their interest required it.'
The Dominie groaned deeply, and ejaculated, 'Enormous!'
'Yet there was mention of gipsies in the business too,
Counsellor,' said Mannering, 'and from what that vulgar-looking
fellow said after the funeral—'
'Mrs. Margaret Bertram's idea that the child was alive was founded
upon the report of a gipsy?' said Pleydell, catching at the half-
spoken hint. 'I envy you the concatenation, Colonel; it is a shame to
me not to have drawn the same conclusion. We'll follow this business
up instantly. Here, hark ye, waiter, go down to Luckie Wood's in the
Cowgate; ye'll find my clerk Driver; he'll be set down to high jinks
by this time—for we and our retainers, Colonel, are exceedingly
regular in our irregularities—tell him to come here instantly and I
will pay his forfeits.'
'He won't appear in character, will he?' said Mannering.
'Ah! "no more of that, Hal, an thou lovest me,"' said Pleydell.
'But we must have some news from the land of Egypt, if possible. O,
if I had but hold of the slightest thread of this complicated skein,
you should see how I would unravel it! I would work the truth out of
your Bohemian, as the French call them, better than a monitoire or a
plainte de Tournelle; I know how to manage a refractory witness.'
While Mr. Pleydell was thus vaunting his knowledge of his
profession, the waiter reentered with Mr. Driver, his mouth still
greasy with mutton pies, and the froth of the last draught of
twopenny yet unsubsided on his upper lip, with such speed had he
obeyed the commands of his principal. 'Driver, you must go instantly
and find out the woman who was old Mrs. Margaret Bertram's maid.
Inquire for her everywhere, but if you find it necessary to have
recourse to Protocol, Quid the tobacconist, or any other of these
folks, you will take care not to appear yourself, but send some woman
of your acquaintance; I daresay you know enough that may be so
condescending as to oblige you. When you have found her out, engage
her to come to my chambers tomorrow at eight o'clock precisely.'
'What shall I say to make her forthcoming?' asked the aid-de-camp.
'Anything you choose,' replied the lawyer. 'Is it my business to
make lies for you, do you think? But let her be in praesentia by
eight o'clock, as I have said before.' The clerk grinned, made his
reverence, and exit.
'That's a useful fellow,' said the Counsellor; 'I don't believe
his match ever carried a process. He'll write to my dictating three
nights in the week without sleep, or, what's the same thing, he writes
as well and correctly when he's asleep as when he's awake. Then he's
such a steady fellow; some of them are always changing their
ale-houses, so that they have twenty cadies sweating after them, like
the bare-headed captains traversing the taverns of Eastcheap in search
of Sir John Falstaff. But this is a complete fixture; he has his
winter seat by the fire and his summer seat by the window in Luckie
Wood's, betwixt which seats are his only migrations; there he's to be
found at all times when he is off duty. It is my opinion he never puts
off his clothes or goes to sleep; sheer ale supports him under
everything. It is meat, drink, and cloth, bed, board, and washing.'
'And is he always fit for duty upon a sudden turnout? I should
distrust it, considering his quarters.'
'O, drink, never disturbs him, Colonel; he can write for hours
after he cannot speak. I remember being called suddenly to draw an
appeal case. I had been dining, and it was Saturday night, and I had
ill will to begin to it; however, they got me down to Clerihugh's, and
there we sat birling till I had a fair tappit hen [Footnote: See Note
2.] under my belt, and then they persuaded me to draw the paper. Then
we had to seek Driver, and it was all that two men could do to bear
him in, for, when found, he was, as it happened, both motionless and
speechless. But no sooner was his pen put between his fingers, his
paper stretched before him, and he heard my voice, than he began to
write like a scrivener; and, excepting that we were obliged to have
somebody to dip his pen in the ink, for he could not see the standish,
I never saw a thing scrolled more handsomely.'
'But how did your joint production look the next morning?' said
'Wheugh! capital! not three words required to be altered:
[Footnote: See Note 3. ] it was sent off by that day's post. But
you'll come and breakfast with me to-morrow, and hear this woman's
'Why, your hour is rather early.'
'Can't make it later. If I were not on the boards of the Outer
House precisely as the nine-hours' bell rings, there would be a
report that I had got an apoplexy, and I should feel the effects of
it all the rest of the session.'
'Well, I will make an exertion to wait upon you.'
Here the company broke up for the evening.
In the morning Colonel Mannering appeared at the Counsellor's
chambers, although cursing the raw air of a Scottish morning in
December. Mr. Pleydell had got Mrs. Rebecca installed on one side of
his fire, accommodated her with a cup of chocolate, and was already
deeply engaged in conversation with her. 'O no, I assure you, Mrs.
Rebecca, there is no intention to challenge your mistress's will; and
I give you my word of honour that your legacy is quite safe. You have
deserved it by your conduct to your mistress, and I wish it had been
twice as much.'
'Why, to be sure, sir, it's no right to mention what is said
before ane; ye heard how that dirty body Quid cast up to me the bits
o' compliments he gied me, and tell'd ower again ony loose cracks I
might hae had wi' him; now if ane was talking loosely to your honour,
there's nae saying what might come o't.'
'I assure you, my good Rebecca, my character and your own age and
appearance are your security, if you should talk as loosely as an
'Aweel, if your honour thinks I am safe—the story is just this.
Ye see, about a year ago, or no just sae lang, my leddy was advised
to go to Gilsland for a while, for her spirits were distressing her
sair. Ellangowan's troubles began to be spoken o' publicly, and sair
vexed she was; for she was proud o' her family. For Ellangowan himsell
and her, they sometimes 'greed and some times no; but at last they
didna 'gree at a' for twa or three year, for he was aye wanting to
borrow siller, and that was what she couldna bide at no hand, and she
was aye wanting it paid back again, and that the Laird he liked as
little. So at last they were clean aff thegither. And then some of the
company at Gilsland tells her that the estate was to be sell'd; and ye
wad hae thought she had taen an ill will at Miss Lucy Bertram frae
that moment, for mony a time she cried to me, "O Becky, O Becky, if
that useless peenging thing o' a lassie there at Ellangowan, that
canna keep her ne'er-do-weel father within bounds—if she had been but
a lad-bairn they couldna hae sell'd the auld inheritance for that
fool-body's debts"; and she would rin on that way till I was just
wearied and sick to hear her ban the puir lassie, as if she wadna hae
been a lad-bairn and keepit the land if it had been in her will to
change her sect. And ae day at the spaw-well below the craig at
Gilsland she was seeing a very bonny family o' bairns— they belanged
to ane Mac-Crosky—and she broke out—"Is not it an odd like thing
that ilka waf carle in the country has a son and heir, and that the
house of Ellangowan is without male succession?" There was a gipsy
wife stood ahint and heard her, a muckle sture fearsome-looking wife
she was as ever I set een on. "Wha is it," says she, "that dare say
the house of Ellangowan will perish without male succession?" My
mistress just turned on her; she was a high-spirited woman, and aye
ready wi' an answer to a' body. "It's me that says it," says she,
"that may say it with a sad heart." Wi' that the gipsy wife gripped
till her hand—"I ken you weel eneugh," says she, "though ye kenna me.
But as sure as that sun's in heaven, and as sure as that water's
rinning to the sea, and as sure as there's an ee that sees and an ear
that hears us baith, Harry Bertram, that was thought to perish at
Warroch Point, never did die there. He was to have a weary weird o't
till his ane-and-twentieth year, that was aye said o' him; but if ye
live and I live, ye'll hear mair o' him this winter before the snaw
lies twa days on the Dun of Singleside. I want nane o' your siller,"
she said, "to make ye think I am blearing your ee; fare ye weel till
after Martinmas." And there she left us standing.'
'Was she a very tall woman?' interrupted Mannering.
'Had she black hair, black eyes, and a cut above the brow?' added
'She was the tallest woman I ever saw, and her hair was as black
as midnight, unless where it was grey, and she had a scar abune the
brow that ye might hae laid the lith of your finger in. Naebody that's
seen her will ever forget her; and I am morally sure that it was on
the ground o' what that gipsy-woman said that my mistress made her
will, having taen a dislike at the young leddy o' Ellangowan. And she
liked her far waur after she was obliged to send her L20; for she said
Miss Bertram, no content wi' letting the Ellangowan property pass into
strange hands, owing to her being a lass and no a lad, was coming, by
her poverty, to be a burden and a disgrace to Singleside too. But I
hope my mistress's is a good will for a' that, for it would be hard on
me to lose the wee bit legacy; I served for little fee and bountith,
weel I wot.'
The Counsellor relieved her fears on this head, then inquired
after Jenny Gibson, and understood she had accepted Mr. Dinmont's
offer. 'And I have done sae mysell too, since he was sae discreet as
to ask me,' said Mrs. Rebecca; 'they are very decent folk the
Dinmonts, though my lady didna dow to hear muckle about the friends
on that side the house. But she liked the Charlie's Hope hams and the
cheeses and the muir-fowl that they were aye sending, and the
lamb's-wool hose and mittens—she liked them weel eneugh.'
Mr. Pleydell now dismissed Mrs. Rebecca. When she was gone, 'I
think I know the gipsy-woman,' said the lawyer.
'I was just going to say the same,' replied Mannering.
'And her name,' said Pleydell—
'Is Meg Merrilies,' answered the Colonel.
'Are you avised of that?' said the Counsellor, looking at his
military friend with a comic expression of surprise.
Mannering answered that he had known such a woman when he was at
Ellangowan upwards of twenty years before; and then made his learned
friend acquainted with all the remarkable particulars of his first
Mr. Pleydell listened with great attention, and then replied, 'I
congratulated myself upon having made the acquaintance of a profound
theologian in your chaplain; but I really did not expect to find a
pupil of Albumazar or Messahala in his patron. I have a notion,
however, this gipsy could tell us some more of the matter than she
derives from astrology or second-sight. I had her through hands once,
and could then make little of her, but I must write to Mac-Morlan to
stir heaven and earth to find her out. I will gladly come to—shire
myself to assist at her examination; I am still in the commission of
the peace there, though I have ceased to be sheriff. I never had
anything more at heart in my life than tracing that murder and the
fate of the child. I must write to the sheriff of Roxburghshire too,
and to an active justice of peace in Cumberland.'
'I hope when you come to the country you will make Woodbourne your
'Certainly; I was afraid you were going to forbid me. But we must
go to breakfast now or I shall be too late.'
On the following day the new friends parted, and the Colonel
rejoined his family without any adventure worthy of being detailed in
Can no rest find me, no private place secure me,
But still my miseries like bloodhounds haunt me?
Unfortunate young man, which way now guides thee,
Guides thee from death? The country's laid around for thee.
Our narrative now recalls us for a moment to the period when young
Hazlewood received his wound. That accident had no sooner happened
than the consequences to Miss Mannering and to himself rushed upon
Brown's mind. From the manner in which the muzzle of the piece was
pointed when it went off, he had no great fear that the consequences
would be fatal. But an arrest in a strange country, and while he was
unprovided with any means of establishing his rank and character, was
at least to be avoided. He therefore resolved to escape for the
present to the neighbouring coast of England, and to remain concealed
there, if possible, until he should receive letters from his
regimental friends, and remittances from his agent; and then to resume
his own character, and offer to young Hazlewood and his friends any
explanation or satisfaction they might desire. With this purpose he
walked stoutly forward, after leaving the spot where the accident had
happened, and reached without adventure the village which we have
called Portanferry (but which the reader will in vain seek for under
that name in the county map). A large open boat was just about to
leave the quay, bound for the little seaport of Allonby, in
Cumberland. In this vessel Brown embarked, and resolved to make that
place his temporary abode, until he should receive letters and money
In the course of their short voyage he entered into some
conversation with the steersman, who was also owner of the boat, a
jolly old man, who had occasionally been engaged in the smuggling
trade, like most fishers on the coast. After talking about objects of
less interest, Brown endeavoured to turn the discourse toward the
Mannering family. The sailor had heard of the attack upon the house at
Woodbourne, but disapproved of the smugglers' proceedings.
'Hands off is fair play; zounds, they'll bring the whole country
down upon them. Na, na! when I was in that way I played at giff- gaff
with the officers: here a cargo taen—vera weel, that was their luck;
there another carried clean through, that was mine; na, na! hawks
shouldna pike out hawks' een.'
'And this Colonel Mannering?' said Brown.
'Troth, he's nae wise man neither, to interfere; no that I blame
him for saving the gangers' lives, that was very right; but it wasna
like a gentleman to be righting about the poor folk's pocks o' tea and
brandy kegs. However, he's a grand man and an officer man, and they do
what they like wi' the like o' us.'
'And his daughter,' said Brown, with a throbbing heart, 'is going
to be married into a great family too, as I have heard?'
'What, into the Hazlewoods'?' said the pilot. 'Na, na, that's but
idle clashes; every Sabbath day, as regularly as it came round, did
the young man ride hame wi' the daughter of the late Ellangowan; and
my daughter Peggy's in the service up at Woodbourne, and she says
she's sure young Hazlewood thinks nae mair of Miss Mannering than you
Bitterly censuring his own precipitate adoption of a contrary
belief, Brown yet heard with delight that the suspicions of Julia's
fidelity, upon which he had so rashly acted, were probably void of
foundation. How must he in the meantime be suffering in her opinion?
or what could she suppose of conduct which must have made him appear
to her regardless alike of her peace of mind and of the interests of
their affection? The old man's connexion with the family at Woodbourne
seemed to offer a safe mode of communication, of which he determined
to avail himself.
'Your daughter is a maid-servant at Woodbourne? I knew Miss
Mannering in India, and, though I am at present in an inferior rank
of life, I have great reason to hope she would interest herself in my
favour. I had a quarrel unfortunately with her father, who was my
commanding officer, and I am sure the young lady would endeavour to
reconcile him to me. Perhaps your daughter could deliver a letter to
her upon the subject, without making mischief between her father and
The old man, a friend to smuggling of every kind, readily answered
for the letter's being faithfully and secretly delivered; and,
accordingly, as soon as they arrived at Allonby Brown wrote to Miss
Mannering, stating the utmost contrition for what had happened through
his rashness, and conjuring her to let him have an opportunity of
pleading his own cause, and obtaining forgiveness for his
indiscretion. He did not judge it safe to go into any detail
concerning the circumstances by which he had been misled, and upon the
whole endeavcured to express himself with such ambiguity that, if the
letter should fall into wrong hands, it would be difficult either to
understand its real purport or to trace the writer. This letter the
old man undertook faithfully to deliver to his daughter at Woodbourne;
and, as his trade would speedily again bring him or his boat to
Allonby, he promised farther to take charge of any answer with which
the young lady might entrust him.
And now our persecuted traveller landed at Allonby, and sought for
such accommodations as might at once suit his temporary poverty and
his desire of remaining as much unobserved as possible. With this view
he assumed the name and profession of his friend Dudley, having
command enough of the pencil to verify his pretended character to his
host of Allonby. His baggage he pretended to expect from Wigton; and
keeping himself as much within doors as possible, awaited the return
of the letters which he had sent to his agent, to Delaserre, and to
his lieutenant-colonel. From the first he requested a supply of money;
he conjured Delaserre, if possible, to join him in Scotland; and from
the lieutenant-colonel he required such testimony of his rank and
conduct in the regiment as should place his character as a gentleman
and officer beyond the power of question. The inconvenience of being
run short in his finances struck him so strongly that he wrote to
Dinmont on that subject, requesting a small temporary loan, having no
doubt that, being within sixty or seventy miles of his residence, he
should receive a speedy as well as favourable answer to his request of
pecuniary accommodation, which was owing, as he stated, to his having
been robbed after their parting. And then, with impatience enough,
though without any serious apprehension, he waited the answers of
these various letters.
It must be observed, in excuse of his correspondents, that the
post was then much more tardy than since Mr. Palmer's ingenious
invention has taken place; and with respect to honest Dinmont in
particular, as he rarely received above one letter a quarter (unless
during the time of his being engaged in a law-suit, when he regularly
sent to the post-town), his correspondence usually remained for a
month or two sticking in the postmaster's window among pamphlets,
gingerbread, rolls, or ballads, according to the trade which the said
postmaster exercised. Besides, there was then a custom, not yet wholly
obsolete, of causing a letter from one town to another, perhaps within
the distance of thirty miles, perform a circuit of two hundred miles
before delivery; which had the combined advantage of airing the
epistle thoroughly, of adding some pence to the revenue of the
post-office, and of exercising the patience of the correspondents.
Owing to these circumstances Brown remained several days in Allonby
without any answers whatever, and his stock of money, though husbanded
with the utmost economy, began to wear very low, when he received by
the hands of a young fisherman the following letter:—
'You have acted with the most cruel indiscretion; you have shown
how little I can trust to your declarations that my peace and
happiness are dear to you; and your rashness has nearly occasioned
the death of a young man of the highest worth and honour. Must I say
more? must I add that I have been myself very ill in consequence of
your violence and its effects? And, alas! need I say still farther,
that I have thought anxiously upon them as they are likely to affect
you, although you have given me such slight cause to do so? The C. is
gone from home for several days, Mr. H. is almost quite recovered, and
I have reason to think that the blame is laid in a quarter different
from that where it is deserved. Yet do not think of venturing here.
Our fate has been crossed by accidents of a nature too violent and
terrible to permit me to think of renewing a correspondence which has
so often threatened the most dreadful catastrophe. Farewell,
therefore, and believe that no one can wish your happiness more
This letter contained that species of advice which is frequently
given for the precise purpose that it may lead to a directly opposite
conduct from that which it recommends. At least so thought Brown, who
immediately asked the young fisherman if he came from Portanferry.
'Ay,' said the lad; 'I am auld Willie Johnstone's son, and I got
that letter frae my sister Peggy, that's laundry maid at Woodbourne.'
'My good friend, when do you sail?'
'With the tide this evening.'
'I'll return with you; but, as I do not desire to go to
Portanferry, I wish you could put me on shore somewhere on the
'We can easily do that,' said the lad.
Although the price of provisions, etc., was then very moderate,
the discharging his lodgings, and the expense of his living, together
with that of a change of dress, which safety as well as a proper
regard to his external appearance rendered necessary, brought Brown's
purse to a very low ebb. He left directions at the post-office that
his letters should be forwarded to Kippletringan, whither he resolved
to proceed and reclaim the treasure which he had deposited in the
hands of Mrs. MacCandlish. He also felt it would be his duty to assume
his proper character as soon as he should receive the necessary
evidence for supporting it, and, as an officer in the king's service,
give and receive every explanation which might be necessary with young
Hazlewood. 'If he is not very wrong-headed indeed,' he thought, 'he
must allow the manner in which I acted to have been the necessary
consequence of his own overbearing conduct.'
And now we must suppose him once more embarked on the Solway
Firth. The wind was adverse, attended by some rain, and they
struggled against it without much assistance from the tide. The boat
was heavily laden with goods (part of which were probably contraband),
and laboured deep in the sea. Brown, who had been bred a sailor, and
was indeed skilled in most athletic exercises, gave his powerful and
effectual assistance in rowing, or occasionally in steering the boat,
and his advice in the management, which became the more delicate as
the wind increased, and, being opposed to the very rapid tides of that
coast, made the voyage perilous. At length, after spending the whole
night upon the firth, they were at morning within sight of a beautiful
bay upon the Scottish coast. The weather was now more mild. The snow,
which had been for some time waning, had given way entirely under the
fresh gale of the preceding night. The more distant hills, indeed,
retained their snowy mantle, but all the open country was cleared,
unless where a few white patches indicated that it had been drifted to
an uncommon depth. Even under its wintry appearance the shore was
highly interesting. The line of sea- coast, with all its varied
curves, indentures, and embayments, swept away from the sight on
either hand, in that varied, intricate, yet graceful and easy line
which the eye loves so well to pursue. And it was no less relieved and
varied in elevation than in outline by the different forms of the
shore, the beach in some places being edged by steep rocks, and in
others rising smoothly from the sands in easy and swelling slopes.
Buildings of different kinds caught and reflected the wintry sunbeams
of a December morning, and the woods, though now leafless, gave relief
and variety to the landscape. Brown felt that lively and awakening
interest which taste and sensibility always derive from the beauties
of nature when opening suddenly to the eye after the dulness and gloom
of a night voyage. Perhaps—for who can presume to analyse that
inexplicable feeling which binds the person born in a mountainous
country to, his native hills—perhaps some early associations,
retaining their effect long after the cause was forgotten, mingled in
the feelings of pleasure with which he regarded the scene before him.
'And what,' said Brown to the boatman, 'is the name of that fine
cape that stretches into the sea with its sloping banks and hillocks
of wood, and forms the right side of the bay?'
'Warroch Point,' answered the lad.
'And that old castle, my friend, with the modern house situated
just beneath it? It seems at this distance a very large building.'
'That's the Auld Place, sir; and that's the New Place below it.
We'll land you there if you like.'
'I should like it of all things. I must visit that ruin before I
continue my journey.'
'Ay, it's a queer auld bit,' said the fisherman; 'and that highest
tower is a gude landmark as far as Ramsay in Man and the Point of
Ayr; there was muckle fighting about the place lang syne.'
Brown would have inquired into farther particulars, but a
fisherman is seldom an antiquary. His boatman's local knowledge was
summed up in the information already given, 'that it was a grand
landmark, and that there had been muckle fighting about the bit lang
'I shall learn more of it,' said Brown to himself, 'when I get
The boat continued its course close under the point upon which the
castle was situated, which frowned from the summit of its rocky site
upon the still agitated waves of the bay beneath. 'I believe,' said
the steersman, 'ye'll get ashore here as dry as ony gate. There's a
place where their berlins and galleys, as they ca'd them, used to lie
in lang syne, but it's no used now, because it's ill carrying gudes up
the narrow stairs or ower the rocks. Whiles of a moonlight night I
have landed articles there, though.'
While he thus spoke they pulled round a point of rock, and found a
very small harbour, partly formed by nature, partly by the
indefatigable labour of the ancient inhabitants of the castle, who,
as the fisherman observed, had found it essential for the protection
of their boats and small craft, though it could not receive vessels of
any burden. The two points of rock which formed the access approached
each other so nearly that only one boat could enter at a time. On each
side were still remaining two immense iron rings, deeply morticed into
the solid rock. Through these, according to tradition, there was
nightly drawn a huge chain, secured by an immense padlock, for the
protection of the haven and the armada which it contained. A ledge of
rock had, by the assistance of the chisel and pickaxe, been formed
into a sort of quay. The rock was of extremely hard consistence, and
the task so difficult that, according to the fisherman, a labourer who
wrought at the work might in the evening have carried home in his
bonnet all the shivers which he had struck from the mass in the
course of the day. This little quay communicated with a rude
staircase, already repeatedly mentioned, which descended from the old
castle. There was also a communication between the beach and the quay,
by scrambling over the rocks.
'Ye had better land here,' said the lad, 'for the surf's running
high at the Shellicoat Stane, and there will no be a dry thread amang
us or we get the cargo out. Na! na! (in answer to an offer of money)
ye have wrought for your passage, and wrought far better than ony o'
us. Gude day to ye; I wuss ye weel.'
So saying, he pushed oil in order to land his cargo on the
opposite side of the bay; and Brown, with a small bundle in his hand,
containing the trifling stock of necessaries which he had been obliged
to purchase at Allonby, was left on the rocks beneath the ruin.
And thus, unconscious as the most absolute stranger, and in
circumstances which, if not destitute, were for the present highly
embarrassing, without the countenance of a friend within the circle
of several hundred miles, accused of a heavy crime, and, what was as
bad as all the rest, being nearly penniless, did the harassed wanderer
for the first time after the interval of so many years approach the
remains of the castle where his ancestors had exercised all but regal
Yes ye moss-green walls,
Ye towers defenceless, I revisit ye
Shame-stricken! Where are all your trophies now?
Your thronged courts, the revelry, the tumult,
That spoke the grandeur of my house, the homage
Of neighbouring barons?
Entering the castle of Ellangowan by a postern doorway which
showed symptoms of having been once secured with the most jealous
care, Brown (whom, since he has set foot upon the property of his
fathers, we shall hereafter call by his father's name of Bertram)
wandered from one ruined apartment to another, surprised at the
massive strength of some parts of the building, the rude and
impressive magnificence of others, and the great extent of the whole.
In two of these rooms, close beside each other, he saw signs of recent
habitation. In one small apartment were empty bottles, half-gnawed
bones, and dried fragments of bread. In the vault which adjoined, and
which was defended by a strong door, then left open, he observed a
considerable quantity of straw, and in both were the relics of recent
fires. How little was it possible for Bertram to conceive that such
trivial circumstances were closely connected with incidents affecting
his prosperity, his honour, perhaps his life!
After satisfying his curiosity by a hasty glance through the
interior of the castle, Bertram now advanced through the great
gateway which opened to the land, and paused to look upon the noble
landscape which it commanded. Having in vain endeavoured to guess the
position of Woodbourne, and having nearly ascertained that of
Kippletringan, he turned to take a parting look at the stately ruins
which he had just traversed. He admired the massive and picturesque
effect of the huge round towers, which, flanking the gateway, gave a
double portion of depth and majesty to the high yet gloomy arch under
which it opened. The carved stone escutcheon of the ancient family,
bearing for their arms three wolves' heads, was hung diagonally
beneath the helmet and crest, the latter being a wolf couchant pierced
with an arrow. On either side stood as supporters, in full human size
or larger, a salvage man PROPER, to use the language of heraldry,
WREATHED AND CINCTURED, and holding in his hand an oak tree
ERADICATED, that is, torn up by the roots.
'And the powerful barons who owned this blazonry,' thought
Bertram, pursuing the usual train of ideas which flows upon the mind
at such scenes—'do their posterity continue to possess the lands
which they had laboured to fortify so strongly? or are they wanderers,
ignorant perhaps even of the fame or power of their fore-fathers,
while their hereditary possessions are held by a race of strangers?
Why is it,' he thought, continuing to follow out the succession of
ideas which the scene prompted—'why is it that some scenes awaken
thoughts which belong as it were to dreams of early and shadowy
recollection, such as my old Brahmin moonshie would have ascribed to a
state of previous existence? Is it the visions of our sleep that float
confusedly in our memory, and are recalled by the appearance of such
real objects as in any respect correspond to the phantoms they
presented to our imagination? How often do we find ourselves in
society which we have never before met, and yet feel impressed with a
mysterious and ill-defined consciousness that neither the scene, the
speakers, nor the subject are entirely new; nay, feel as if we could
anticipate that part of the conversation which has not yet taken
place! It is even so with me while I gaze upon that ruin; nor can I
divest myself of the idea that these massive towers and that dark
gateway, retiring through its deep-vaulted and ribbed arches, and
dimly lighted by the courtyard beyond, are not entirely strange to me.
Can it be that they have been familiar to me in infancy, and that I am
to seek in their vicinity those friends of whom my childhood has
still a tender though faint remembrance, and whom I early exchanged
for such severe task-masters? Yet Brown, who, I think, would not have
deceived me, always told me I was brought off from the eastern coast,
after a skirmish in which my father was killed; and I do remember
enough of a horrid scene of violence to strengthen his account.'
It happened that the spot upon which young Bertram chanced to
station himself for the better viewing the castle was nearly the same
on which his father had died. It was marked by a large old oak-tree,
the only one on the esplanade, and which, having been used for
executions by the barons of Ellangowan, was called the Justice Tree.
It chanced, and the coincidence was remarkable, that Glossin was this
morning engaged with a person whom he was in the habit of consulting
in such matters concerning some projected repairs and a large addition
to the house of Ellangowan, and that, having no great pleasure in
remains so intimately connected with the grandeur of the former
inhabitants, he had resolved to use the stones of the ruinous castle
in his new edifice. Accordingly he came up the bank, followed by the
land-surveyor mentioned on a former occasion, who was also in the
habit of acting as a sort of architect in case of necessity. In
drawing the plans, etc., Glossin was in the custom of relying upon his
own skill. Bertram's back was towards them as they came up the ascent,
and he was quite shrouded by the branches of the large tree, so that
Glossin was not aware of the presence of the stranger till he was
close upon him.
'Yes, sir, as I have often said before to you, the Old Place is a
perfect quarry of hewn stone, and it would be better for the estate
if it were all down, since it is only a den for smugglers.' At this
instant Bertram turned short round upon Glossin at the distance of two
yards only, and said—'Would you destroy this fine old castle, sir?'
His face, person, and voice were so exactly those of his father in
his best days, that Glossin, hearing his exclamation, and seeing such
a sudden apparition in the shape of his patron, and on nearly the very
spot where he had expired, almost thought the grave had given up its
dead! He staggered back two or three paces, as if he had received a
sudden and deadly wound. He instantly recovered, however, his presence
of mind, stimulated by the thrilling reflection that it was no
inhabitant of the other world which stood before him, but an injured
man whom the slightest want of dexterity on his part might lead to
acquaintance with his rights, and the means of asserting them to his
utter destruction. Yet his ideas were so much confused by the shock he
had received that his first question partook of the alarm.
'In the name of God, how came you here?' said Glossin.
'How came I here?' repeated Bertram, surprised at the solemnity of
the address; 'I landed a quarter of an hour since in the little
harbour beneath the castle, and was employing a moment's leisure in
viewing these fine ruins. I trust there is no intrusion?'
'Intrusion, sir? No, sir,' said Glossin, in some degree recovering
his breath, and then whispered a few words into his companion's ear,
who immediately left him and descended towards the house. 'Intrusion,
sir? no, sir; you or any gentleman are welcome to satisfy your
'I thank you, sir,' said Bertram. 'They call this the Old Place, I
'Yes, sir; in distinction to the New Place, my house there below.'
Glossin, it must be remarked, was, during the following dialogue,
on the one hand eager to learn what local recollections young Bertram
had retained of the scenes of his infancy, and on the other compelled
to be extremely cautious in his replies, lest he should awaken or
assist, by some name, phrase, or anecdote, the slumbering train of
association. He suffered, indeed, during the whole scene the agonies
which he so richly deserved; yet his pride and interest, like the
fortitude of a North American Indian, manned him to sustain the
tortures inflicted at once by the contending stings of a guilty
conscience, of hatred, of fear, and of suspicion.
'I wish to ask the name, sir,' said Bertram, 'of the family to
whom this stately ruin belongs.'
'It is my property, sir; my name is Glossin.'
'Glossin—Glossin?' repeated Bertram, as if the answer were
somewhat different from what he expected. 'I beg your pardon, Mr.
Glossin; I am apt to be very absent. May I ask if the castle has been
long in your family?'
'It was built, I believe, long ago by a family called Mac-
Dingawaie,' answered Glossin, suppressing for obvious reasons the
more familiar sound of Bertram, which might have awakened the
recollections which he was anxious to lull to rest, and slurring with
an evasive answer the question concerning the endurance of his own
'And how do you read the half-defaced motto, sir,' said Bertram,
'which is upon that scroll above the entablature with the arms?'
'I—I—I really do not exactly know,' replied Glossin.
'I should be apt to make it out, OUR RIGHT MAKES OUR MIGHT.'
'I believe it is something of that kind,' said Glossin.
'May I ask, sir,' said the stranger, 'if it is your family motto?'
'N—n—no—no—not ours. That is, I believe, the motto of the
former people; mine is—mine is—in fact, I have had some
correspondence with Mr. Cumming of the Lyon Office in Edinburgh about
mine. He writes me the Glossins anciently bore for a motto, "He who
takes it, makes it."'
'If there be any uncertainty, sir, and the case were mine,' said
Bertram, 'I would assume the old motto, which seems to me the better
of the two.'
Glossin, whose tongue by this time clove to the roof of his mouth,
only answered by a nod.
'It is odd enough,' said Bertram, fixing his eye upon the arms and
gateway, and partly addressing Glossin, partly as it were thinking
aloud—'it is odd the tricks which our memory plays us. The remnants
of an old prophecy, or song, or rhyme of some kind or other, return to
my recollection on hearing that motto; stay—it is a strange jingle of
The dark shall be light,
And the wrong made right,
When Bertram's right and Bertram's might
Shall meet on—-
I cannot remember the last line—on some particular height; HEIGHT
is the rhyme, I am sure; but I cannot hit upon the preceding word.'
'Confound your memory,' muttered Glossin, 'you remember by far too
much of it!'
'There are other rhymes connected with these early recollections,'
continued the young man. 'Pray, sir, is there any song current in
this part of the world respecting a daughter of the King of the Isle
of Man eloping with a Scottish knight?'
'I am the worst person in the world to consult upon legendary
antiquities,' answered Glossin.
'I could sing such a ballad,' said Bertram, 'from one end to
another when I was a boy. You must know I left Scotland, which is my
native country, very young, and those who brought me up discouraged
all my attempts to preserve recollection of my native land, on
account, I believe, of a boyish wish which I had to escape from their
'Very natural,' said Glossin, but speaking as if his utmost
efforts were unable to unseal his lips beyond the width of a quarter
of an inch, so that his whole utterance was a kind of compressed
muttering, very different from the round, bold, bullying voice with
which he usually spoke. Indeed, his appearance and demeanour during
all this conversation seemed to diminish even his strength and
stature; so that he appeared to wither into the shadow of himself, now
advancing one foot, now the other, now stooping and wriggling his
shoulders, now fumbling with the buttons of his waistcoat, now
clasping his hands together; in short, he was the picture of a
mean-spirited, shuffling rascal in the very agonies of detection. To
these appearances Bertram was totally inattentive, being dragged on as
it were by the current of his own associations. Indeed, although he
addressed Glossin, he was not so much thinking of him as arguing upon
the embarrassing state of his own feelings and recollection. 'Yes,' he
said, 'I preserved my language among the sailors, most of whom spoke
English, and when I could get into a corner by myself I used to sing
all that song over from beginning to end; I have forgot it all now,
but I remember the tune well, though I cannot guess what should at
present so strongly recall it to my memory.'
He took his flageolet from his pocket and played a simple melody.
Apparently the tune awoke the corresponding associations of a damsel
who, close beside a fine spring about halfway down the descent, and
which had once supplied the castle with water, was engaged in
bleaching linen. She immediately took up the song:—
'Are these the Links of Forth, she said,
Or are they the crooks of Dee,
Or the bonnie woods of Warroch Head
That I so fain would see?'
'By heaven,' said Bertram, 'it is the very ballad! I must learn
these words from the girl.'
'Confusion!' thought Glossin; 'if I cannot put a stop to this all
will be out. O the devil take all ballads and ballad-makers and
ballad-singers! and that d—d jade too, to set up her pipe!'—'You
will have time enough for this on some other occasion,' he said
aloud; 'at present' (for now he saw his emissary with two or three
men coming up the bank)—'at present we must have some more serious
'How do you mean, sir?' said Bertram, turning short upon him, and
not liking the tone which he made use of.
'Why, sir, as to that—I believe your name is Brown?' said
Glossin. 'And what of that, sir?'
Glossin looked over his shoulder to see how near his party had
approached; they were coming fast on. 'Vanbeest Brown? if I mistake
'And what of that, sir?' said Bertram, with increasing
astonishment and displeasure.
'Why, in that case,' said Glossin, observing his friends had now
got upon the level space close beside them—'in that case you are my
prisoner in the king's name!' At the same time he stretched his hand
towards Bertram's collar, while two of the men who had come up seized
upon his arms; he shook himself, however, free of their grasp by a
violent effort, in which he pitched the most pertinacious down the
bank, and, drawing his cutlass, stood on the defensive, while those
who had felt his strength recoiled from his presence and gazed at a
safe distance. 'Observe,' he called out at the same time, 'that I have
no purpose to resist legal authority; satisfy me that you have a
magistrate's warrant, and are authorised to make this arrest, and I
will obey it quietly; but let no man who loves his life venture to
approach me till I am satisfied for what crime, and by whose
authority, I am apprehended.'
Glossin then caused one of the officers show a warrant for the
apprehension of Vanbeest Brown, accused of the crime of wilfully and
maliciously shooting at Charles Hazlewood, younger of Hazlewood, with
an intent to kill, and also of other crimes and misdemeanours, and
which appointed him, having been so apprehended, to be brought before
the next magistrate for examination. The warrant being formal, and the
fact such as he could not deny, Bertram threw down his weapon and
submitted himself to the officers, who, flying on him with eagerness
corresponding to their former pusillanimity, were about to load him
with irons, alleging the strength and activity which he had displayed
as a justification of this severity. But Glossin was ashamed or afraid
to permit this unnecessary insult, and directed the prisoner to be
treated with all the decency, and even respect, that was consistent
with safety. Afraid, however, to introduce him into his own house,
where still further subjects of recollection might have been
suggested, and anxious at the same time to cover his own proceedings
by the sanction of another's authority, he ordered his carriage (for
he had lately set up a carriage) to be got ready, and in the meantime
directed refreshments to be given to the prisoner and the officers,
who were consigned to one of the rooms in the old castle, until the
means of conveyance for examination before a magistrate should be
Bring in the evidence.
Thou robed man of justice, take thy place,
And thou, his yoke-fellow of equity,
Bench by his side; you are of the commission,
Sit you too.
While the carriage was getting ready, Glossin had a letter to
compose, about which he wasted no small time. It was to his
neighbour, as he was fond of calling him, Sir Robert Hazlewood of
Hazlewood, the head of an ancient and powerful interest in the
county, which had in the decadence of the Ellangowan family gradually
succeeded to much of their authority and influence. The present
representative of the family was an elderly man, dotingly fond of his
own family, which was limited to an only son and daughter, and
stoically indifferent to the fate of all mankind besides. For the
rest, he was honourable in his general dealings because he was afraid
to suffer the censure of the world, and just from a better motive. He
was presumptuously over-conceited on the score of family pride and
importance, a feeling considerably enhanced by his late succession to
the title of a Nova Scotia baronet; and he hated the memory of the
Ellangowan family, though now a memory only, because a certain baron
of that house was traditionally reported to have caused the founder of
the Hazlewood family hold his stirrup until he mounted into his
saddle. In his general deportment he was pompous and important,
affecting a species of florid elocution, which often became ridiculous
from his misarranging the triads and quaternions with which he loaded
To this personage Glossin was now to write in such a conciliatory
style as might be most acceptable to his vanity and family pride, and
the following was the form of his note:—
'Mr. Gilbert Glossin' (he longed to add of Ellangowan, but
prudence prevailed, and he suppressed that territorial
designation)—'Mr. Gilbert Glossin has the honour to offer his most
respectful compliments to Sir Robert Hazlewood, and to inform him that
he has this morning been fortunate enough to secure the person who
wounded Mr. C. Hazlewood. As Sir Robert Hazlewood may probably choose
to conduct the examination of this criminal himself, Mr. G. Glossin
will cause the man to be carried to the inn at Kippletringan or to
Hazlewood House, as Sir Robert Hazlewood may be pleased to direct.
And, with Sir Robert Hazlewood's permission, Mr. G. Glossin will
attend him at either of these places with the proofs and declarations
which he has been so fortunate as to collect respecting this atrocious
'Sir ROBERT HAZLEWOOD of Hazlewood, Bart.
'Hazlewood House, etc. etc.
This note he despatched by a servant on horseback, and having
given the man some time to get ahead, and desired him to ride fast,
he ordered two officers of justice to get into the carriage with
Bertram; and he himself, mounting his horse, accompanied them at a
slow pace to the point where the roads to Kippletringan and Hazlewood
House separated, and there awaited the return of his messenger, in
order that his farther route might be determined by the answer he
should receive from the Baronet. In about half an hour, his servant
returned with the following answer, handsomely folded, and sealed with
the Hazlewood arms, having the Nova Scotia badge depending from the
'Sir Robert Hazlewood of Hazlewood returns Mr. G. Glossin's
compliments, and thanks him for the trouble he has taken in a matter
affecting the safety of Sir Robert's family. Sir R.H. requests Mr,
G.G. will have the goodness to bring the prisoner to Hazlewood House
for examination, with the other proofs or declarations which he
mentions. And after the business is over, in case Mr. G.G. is not
otherwise engaged, Sir R. and Lady Hazlewood request his company to
'Mr. GILBERT GLOSSIN, etc.
'HAZLEWOOD HOUSE, Tuesday.'
'Soh!' thought Mr. Glossin, 'here is one finger in at least, and
that I will make the means of introducing my whole hand. But I must
first get clear of this wretched young fellow. I think I can manage
Sir Robert. He is dull and pompous, and will be alike disposed to
listen to my suggestions upon the law of the case and to assume the
credit of acting upon them as his own proper motion. So I shall have
the advantage of being the real magistrate, without the odium of
As he cherished these hopes and expectations, the carriage
approached Hazlewood House through a noble avenue of old oaks, which
shrouded the ancient abbey-resembling building so called. It was a
large edifice, built at different periods, part having actually been a
priory, upon the suppression of which, in the time of Queen Mary, the
first of the family had obtained a gift of the house and surrounding
lands from the crown. It was pleasantly situated in a large deer-park,
on the banks of the river we have before mentioned. The scenery around
was of a dark, solemn, and somewhat melancholy cast, according well
with the architecture of the house. Everything appeared to be kept in
the highest possible order, and announced the opulence and rank of the
As Mr. Glossin's carriage stopped at the door of the hall, Sir
Robert reconnoitred the new vehicle from the windows. According to
his aristocratic feelings, there was a degree of presumption in this
novus homo, this Mr. Gilbert Glossin, late writer in—-, presuming to
set up such an accommodation at all; but his wrath was mitigated when
he observed that the mantle upon the panels only bore a plain cipher
of G.G. This apparent modesty was indeed solely owing to the delay of
Mr. Gumming of the Lyon Office, who, being at that time engaged in
discovering and matriculating the arms of two commissaries from North
America, three English-Irish peers, and two great Jamaica traders, had
been more slow than usual in finding an escutcheon for the new Laird
of Ellangowan. But his delay told to the advantage of Glossin in the
opinion of the proud Baronet.
While the officers of justice detained their prisoner in a sort of
steward's room, Mr. Glossin was ushered into what was called the
great oak-parlour, a long room, panelled with well-varnished
wainscot, and adorned with the grim portraits of Sir Robert
Hazlewood's ancestry. The visitor, who had no internal consciousness
of worth to balance that of meanness of birth, felt his inferiority,
and by the depth of his bow and the obsequiousness of his demeanour
showed that the Laird of Ellangowan was sunk for the time in the old
and submissive habits of the quondam retainer of the law. He would
have persuaded himself, indeed, that he was only humouring the pride
of the old Baronet for the purpose of turning it to his own advantage,
but his feelings were of a mingled nature, and he felt the influence
of those very prejudices which he pretended to flatter.
The Baronet received his visitor with that condescending parade
which was meant at once to assert his own vast superiority, and to
show the generosity and courtesy with which he could waive it, and
descend to the level of ordinary conversation with ordinary men. He
thanked Glossin for his attention to a matter in which 'young
Hazlewood' was so intimately concerned, and, pointing to his family
pictures, observed, with a gracious smile, 'Indeed, these venerable
gentlemen, Mr. Glossin, are as much obliged as I am in this case for
the labour, pains, care, and trouble which you have taken in their
behalf; and I have no doubt, were they capable of expressing
themselves, would join me, sir, in thanking you for the favour you
have conferred upon the house of Hazlewood by taking care, and
trouble, sir, and interest in behalf of the young gentleman who is to
continue their name and family.'
Thrice bowed Glossin, and each time more profoundly than before;
once in honour of the knight who stood upright before him, once in
respect to the quiet personages who patiently hung upon the wainscot,
and a third time in deference to the young gentleman who was to carry
on the name and family. Roturier as he was, Sir Robert was gratified
by the homage which he rendered, and proceeded in a tone of gracious
familiarity: 'And now, Mr. Glossin, my exceeding good friend, you must
allow me to avail myself of your knowledge of law in our proceedings
in this matter. I am not much in the habit of acting as a justice of
the peace; it suits better with other gentlemen, whose domestic and
family affairs require less constant superintendence, attention, and
management than mine.'
Of course, whatever small assistance Mr. Glossin could render was
entirely at Sir Robert Hazlewood's service; but, as Sir Robert
Hazlewood's name stood high in the list of the faculty, the said Mr.
Glossin could not presume to hope it could be either necessary or
'Why, my good sir, you will understand me only to mean that I am
something deficient in the practical knowledge of the ordinary
details of justice business. I was indeed educated to the bar, and
might boast perhaps at one time that I had made some progress in the
speculative and abstract and abstruse doctrines of our municipal code;
but there is in the present day so little opportunity of a man of
family and fortune rising to that eminence at the bar which is
attained by adventurers who are as willing to plead for John a' Nokes
as for the first noble of the land, that I was really early disgusted
with practice. The first case, indeed, which was laid on my table
quite sickened me: it respected a bargain, sir, of tallow between a
butcher and a candlemaker; and I found it was expected that I should
grease my mouth not only with their vulgar names, but with all the
technical terms and phrases and peculiar language of their dirty arts.
Upon my honour, my good sir, I have never been able to bear the smell
of a tallow-candle since.'
Pitying, as seemed to be expected, the mean use to which the
Baronet's faculties had been degraded on this melancholy occasion,
Mr. Glossin offered to officiate as clerk or assessor, or in any way
in which he could be most useful. 'And with a view to possessing you
of the whole business, and in the first place, there will, I believe,
be no difficulty in proving the main fact, that this was the person
who fired the unhappy piece. Should he deny it, it can be proved by
Mr. Hazlewood, I presume?'
'Young Hazlewood is not at home to-day, Mr. Glossin.'
'But we can have the oath of the servant who attended him,' said
the ready Mr. Glossin; 'indeed, I hardly think the fact will be
disputed. I am more apprehensive that, from the too favourable and
indulgent manner in which I have understood that Mr. Hazlewood has
been pleased to represent the business, the assault may be considered
as accidental, and the injury as unintentional, so that the fellow may
be immediately set at liberty to do more mischief.'
'I have not the honour to know the gentleman who now holds the
office of king's advocate,' replied Sir Robert, gravely; 'but I
presume, sir—nay, I am confident, that he will consider the mere
fact of having wounded young Hazlewood of Hazlewood, even by
inadvertency, to take the matter in its mildest and gentlest, and in
its most favourable and improbable, light, as a crime which will be
too easily atoned by imprisonment, and as more deserving of
'Indeed, Sir Robert,' said his assenting brother in justice, 'I am
entirely of your opinion; but, I don't know how it is, I have
observed the Edinburgh gentlemen of the bar, and even the officers of
the crown, pique themselves upon an indifferent administration of
justice, without respect to rank and family; and I should fear- —'
'How, sir, without respect to rank and family? Will you tell me
THAT doctrine can be held by men of birth and legal education? No,
sir; if a trifle stolen in the street is termed mere pickery, but is
elevated into sacrilege if the crime be committed in a church, so,
according to the just gradations of society, the guilt of an injury is
enhanced by the rank of the person to whom it is offered, done, or
Glossin bowed low to this declaration ex cathedra, but observed,
that in the case of the very worst, and of such unnatural doctrines
being actually held as he had already hinted, 'the law had another
hold on Mr. Vanbeest Brown.'
'Vanbeest Brown! is that the fellow's name? Good God! that young
Hazlewood of Hazlewood should have had his life endangered, the
clavicle of his right shoulder considerably lacerated and dislodged,
several large drops or slugs deposited in the acromion process, as the
account of the family surgeon expressly bears, and all by an obscure
wretch named Vanbeest Brown!'
'Why, really, Sir Robert, it is a thing which one can hardly bear
to think of; but, begging ten thousand pardons for resuming what I
was about to say, a person of the same name is, as appears from these
papers (producing Dirk Hatteraick's pocket-book), mate to the
smuggling vessel who offered such violence at Woodbourne, and I have
no doubt that this is the same individual; which, however, your acute
discrimination will easily be able to ascertain.'
'The same, my good sir, he must assuredly be; it would be
injustice even to the meanest of the people to suppose there could be
found among them TWO persons doomed to bear a name so shocking to
one's ears as this of Vanbeest Brown.' 'True, Sir Robert; most
unquestionably; there cannot be a shadow of doubt of it. But you see
farther, that this circumstance accounts for the man's desperate
conduct. You, Sir Robert, will discover the motive for his crime—you,
I say, will discover it without difficulty on your giving your mind to
the examination; for my part, I cannot help suspecting the moving
spring to have been revenge for the gallantry with which Mr.
Hazlewood, with all the spirit of his renowned forefathers, defended
the house at Woodbourne against this villain and his lawless
'I will inquire into it, my good sir,' said the learned Baronet.
'Yet even now I venture to conjecture that I shall adopt the solution
or explanation of this riddle, enigma, or mystery which you have in
some degree thus started. Yes! revenge it must be; and, good Heaven!
entertained by and against whom? entertained, fostered, cherished
against young Hazlewood of Hazlewood, and in part carried into effect,
executed, and implemented by the hand of Vanbeest Brown! These are
dreadful days indeed, my worthy neighbour (this epithet indicated a
rapid advance in the Baronet's good graces)—days when the bulwarks of
society are shaken to their mighty base, and that rank which forms, as
it were, its highest grace and ornament is mingled and confused with
the viler parts of the architecture. O, my good Mr. Gilbert Glossin,
in my time, sir, the use of swords and pistols, and such honourable
arms, was reserved by the nobility and gentry to themselves, and the
disputes of the vulgar were decided by the weapons which nature had
given them, or by cudgels cut, broken, or hewed out of the next wood.
But now, sir, the clouted shoe of the peasant galls the kibe of the
courtier. The lower ranks have their quarrels, sir, and their points
of honour, and their revenges, which they must bring, forsooth, to
fatal arbitrament. But well, well! it will last my time. Let us have
in this fellow, this Vanbeest Brown, and make an end of him, at least
for the present.'
Gave heat unto the injury, which returned,
Like a petard ill lighted, into the bosom
Of him gave fire to't. Yet I hope his hurt
Is not so dangerous but he may recover
Fair Maid of the Inn.
The prisoner was now presented before the two worshipful
magistrates. Glossin, partly from some compunctious visitings, and
partly out of his cautious resolution to suffer Sir Robert Hazlewood
to be the ostensible manager of the whole examination, looked down
upon the table, and busied himself with reading and arranging the
papers respecting the business, only now and then throwing in a
skilful catchword as prompter, when he saw the principal, and
apparently most active, magistrate stand in need of a hint. As for Sir
Robert Hazlewood, he assumed on his part a happy mixture of the
austerity of the justice combined with the display of personal dignity
appertaining to the baronet of ancient family.
'There, constables, let him stand there at the bottom of the
table. Be so good as look me in the face, sir, and raise your voice
as you answer the questions which I am going to put to you.'
'May I beg, in the first place, to know, sir, who it is that takes
the trouble to interrogate me?' said the prisoner; 'for the honest
gentlemen who have brought me here have not been pleased to furnish
any information upon that point.'
'And pray, sir,' answered Sir Robert, 'what has my name and
quality to do with the questions I am about to ask you?'
'Nothing, perhaps, sir,' replied Bertram; 'but it may considerably
influence my disposition to answer them.'
'Why, then, sir, you will please to be informed that you are in
presence of Sir Robert Hazlewood of Hazlewood, and another justice of
peace for this county—that's all.'
As this intimation produced a less stunning effect upon the
prisoner than he had anticipated, Sir Robert proceeded in his
investigation with an increasing dislike to the object of it.
'Is your name Vanbeest Brown, sir?'
'It is,' answered the prisoner.
'So far well; and how are we to design you farther, sir?' demanded
'Captain in his Majesty's—-regiment of horse,' answered Bertram.
The Baronet's ears received this intimation with astonishment; but
he was refreshed in courage by an incredulous look from Glossin, and
by hearing him gently utter a sort of interjectional whistle, in a
note of surprise and contempt. 'I believe, my friend,' said Sir
Robert, 'we shall find for you, before we part, a more humble title.'
'If you do, sir,' replied his prisoner, 'I shall willingly submit
to any punishment which such an imposture shall be thought to
'Well, sir, we shall see,' continued Sir Robert. 'Do you know
young Hazlewood of Hazlewood?'
'I never saw the gentleman who I am informed bears that name
excepting once, and I regret that it was under very unpleasant
'You mean to acknowledge, then,' said the Baronet, 'that you
inflicted upon young Hazlewood of Hazlewood that wound which
endangered his life, considerably lacerated the clavicle of his right
shoulder, and deposited, as the family surgeon declares, several large
drops or slugs in the acromion process?'
'Why, sir,' replied Bertram, 'I can only say I am equally ignorant
of and sorry for the extent of the damage which the young gentleman
has sustained. I met him in a narrow path, walking with two ladies and
a servant, and before I could either pass them or address them, this
young Hazlewood took his gun from his servant, presented it against my
body, and commanded me in the most haughty tone to stand back. I was
neither inclined to submit to his authority nor to leave him in
possession of the means to injure me, which he seemed disposed to use
with such rashness. I therefore closed with him for the purpose of
disarming him; and, just as I had nearly effected my purpose, the
piece went off accidentally, and, to my regret then and since,
inflicted upon the young gentleman a severer chastisement than I
desired, though I am glad to understand it is like to prove no more
than his unprovoked folly deserved.'
'And so, sir,' said the Baronet, every feature swoln with offended
dignity, 'you, sir, admit, sir, that it was your purpose, sir, and
your intention, sir, and the real jet and object of your assault,
sir, to disarm young Hazlewood of Hazlewood of his gun, sir, or his
fowling-piece, or his fuzee, or whatever you please to call it, sir,
upon the king's highway, sir? I think this will do, my worthy
neighbour! I think he should stand committed?'
'You are by far the best judge, Sir Robert,' said Glossin, in his
most insinuating tone; 'but if I might presume to hint, there was
something about these smugglers.'
'Very true, good sir. And besides, sir, you, Vanbeest Brown, who
call yourself a captain in his Majesty's service, are no better or
worse than a rascally mate of a smuggler!'
'Really, sir,' said Bertram, 'you are an old gentleman, and acting
under some strange delusion, otherwise I should be very angry with
'Old gentleman, sir! strange delusion, sir!' said Sir Robert,
colouring with indignation. 'I protest and declare—Why, sir, have
you any papers or letters that can establish your pretended rank and
estate and commission?'
'None at present, sir,' answered Bertram; 'but in the return of a
post or two—-'
'And how do you, sir,' continued the Baronet, 'if you are a
captain in his Majesty's service—how do you chance to be travelling
in Scotland without letters of introduction, credentials, baggage, or
anything belonging to your pretended rank, estate, and condition, as I
'Sir,' replied the prisoner, 'I had the misfortune to be robbed of
my clothes and baggage.'
'Oho! then you are the gentleman who took a post-chaise from—-to
Kippletringan, gave the boy the slip on the road, and sent two of
your accomplices to beat the boy and bring away the baggage?'
'I was, sir, in a carriage, as you describe, was obliged to alight
in the snow, and lost my way endeavouring to find the road to
Kippletringan. The landlady of the inn will inform you that on my
arrival there the next day, my first inquiries were after the boy.'
'Then give me leave to ask where you spent the night, not in the
snow, I presume? You do not suppose that will pass, or be taken,
credited, and received?'
'I beg leave,' said Bertram, his recollection turning to the gipsy
female and to the promise he had given her—'I beg leave to decline
answering that question.'
'I thought as much,' said Sir Robert. 'Were you not during that
night in the ruins of Derncleugh?—in the ruins of Derncleugh, sir?'
'I have told you that I do not intend answering that question,'
'Well, sir, then you will stand committed, sir,' said Sir Robert,
'and be sent to prison, sir, that's all, sir. Have the goodness to
look at these papers; are you the Vanbeest Brown who is there
It must be remarked that Glossin had shuffled among the papers
some writings which really did belong to Bertram, and which had been
found by the officers in the old vault where his portmanteau was
'Some of these papers,' said Bertram, looking over them, 'are
mine, and were in my portfolio when it was stolen from the post-
chaise. They are memoranda of little value, and, I see, have been
carefully selected as affording no evidence of my rank or character,
which many of the other papers would have established fully. They are
mingled with ship-accounts and other papers, belonging apparently to a
person of the same name.'
'And wilt thou attempt to persuade me, friend,' demanded Sir
Robert, 'that there are TWO persons in this country at the same time
of thy very uncommon and awkwardly sounding name?'
'I really do not see, sir, as there is an old Hazlewood and a
young Hazlewood, why there should not be an old and a young Vanbeest
Brown. And, to speak seriously, I was educated in Holland, and I know
that this name, however uncouth it may sound in British ears—-'
Glossin, conscious that the prisoner was now about to enter upon
dangerous ground, interfered, though the interruption was
unnecessary, for the purpose of diverting the attention of Sir Robert
Hazlewood, who was speechless and motionless with indignation at the
presumptuous comparison implied in Bertram's last speech. In fact, the
veins of his throat and of his temples swelled almost to bursting, and
he sat with the indignant and disconcerted air of one who has received
a mortal insult from a quarter to which he holds it unmeet and
indecorous to make any reply. While, with a bent brow and an angry
eye, he was drawing in his breath slowly and majestically, and puffing
it forth again with deep and solemn exertion, Glossin stepped in to
his assistance. 'I should think now, Sir Robert, with great
submission, that this matter may be closed. One of the constables,
besides the pregnant proof already produced, offers to make oath that
the sword of which the prisoner was this morning deprived (while using
it, by the way, in resistance to a legal warrant) was a cutlass taken
from him in a fray between the officers and smugglers just previous to
their attack upon Woodbourne. And yet,' he added, 'I would not have
you form any rash construction upon that subject; perhaps the young
man can explain how he came by that weapon.'
'That question, sir,' said Bertram, 'I shall also leave
'There is yet another circumstance to be inquired into, always
under Sir Robert's leave,' insinuated Glossin. 'This prisoner put
into the hands of Mrs. MacCandlish of Kippletringan a parcel
containing a variety of gold coins and valuable articles of different
kinds. Perhaps, Sir Robert, you might think it right to ask how he
came by property of a description which seldom occurs?'
'You, sir, Mr. Vanbeest Brown, sir, you hear the question, sir,
which the gentleman asks you?'
'I have particular reasons for declining to answer that question,'
'Then I am afraid, sir,' said Glossin, who had brought matters to
the point he desired to reach, 'our duty must lay us under the
necessity to sign a warrant of committal.'
'As you please, sir,' answered Bertram; 'take care, however, what
you do. Observe that I inform you that I am a captain in his
Majesty's—-regiment, and that I am just returned from India, and
therefore cannot possibly be connected with any of those contraband
traders you talk of; that my lieutenant-colonel is now at Nottingham,
the major, with the officers of my corps, at Kingston-upon-Thames. I
offer before you both to submit to any degree of ignominy if, within
the return of the Kingston and Nottingham posts, I am not able to
establish these points. Or you may write to the agent for the regiment
if you please, and—-'
'This is all very well, sir,' said Glossin, beginning to fear lest
the firm expostulation of Bertram should make some impression on Sir
Robert, who would almost have died of shame at committing such a
solecism as sending a captain of horse to jail—'this is all very
well, sir; but is there no person nearer whom you could refer to?'
'There are only two persons in this country who know anything of
me,' replied the prisoner. 'One is a plain Liddesdale sheep- farmer,
called Dinmont of Charlie's Hope; but he knows nothing more of me than
what I told him, and what I now tell you.'
'Why, this is well enough, Sir Robert!' said Glossin. 'I suppose
he would bring forward this thick-skulled fellow to give his oath of
credulity, Sir Robert, ha, ha, ha!'
'And what is your other witness, friend?' said the Baronet.
'A gentleman whom I have some reluctance to mention because of
certain private reasons, but under whose command I served some time
in India, and who is too much a man of honour to refuse his testimony
to my character as a soldier and gentleman.'
'And who is this doughty witness, pray, sir?' said Sir Robert,'
some half-pay quartermaster or sergeant, I suppose?'
'Colonel Guy Mannering, late of the—-regiment, in which, as I
told you, I have a troop.'
'Colonel Guy Mannering!' thought Glossin, 'who the devil could
have guessed this?'
'Colonel Guy Mannering?' echoed the Baronet, considerably shaken
in his opinion. 'My good sir,' apart to Glossin, 'the young man with
a dreadfully plebeian name and a good deal of modest assurance has
nevertheless something of the tone and manners and feeling of a
gentleman, of one at least who has lived in good society; they do give
commissions very loosely and carelessly and inaccurately in India. I
think we had better pause till Colonel Mannering shall return; he is
now, I believe, at Edinburgh.'
'You are in every respect the best judge, Sir Robert,' answered
Glossin—'in every possible respect. I would only submit to you that
we are certainly hardly entitled to dismiss this man upon an assertion
which cannot be satisfied by proof, and that we shall incur a heavy
responsibility by detaining him in private custody, without committing
him to a public jail. Undoubtedly, however, you are the best judge,
Sir Robert; and I would only say, for my own part, that I very lately
incurred severe censure by detaining a person in a place which I
thought perfectly secure, and under the custody of the proper
officers. The man made his escape, and I have no doubt my own
character for attention and circumspection as a magistrate has in some
degree suffered. I only hint this: I will join in any step you, Sir
Robert, think most advisable.' But Mr. Glossin was well aware that
such a hint was of power sufficient to decide the motions of his
self-important but not self-relying colleague. So that Sir Robert
Hazlewood summed up the business in the following speech, which
proceeded partly upon the supposition of the prisoner being really a
gentleman, and partly upon the opposite belief that he was a villain
and an assassin:—
'Sir, Mr. Vanbeest Brown—I would call you Captain Brown if there
was the least reason or cause or grounds to suppose that you are a
captain, or had a troop in the very respectable corps you mention, or
indeed in any other corps in his Majesty's service, as to which
circumstance I beg to be understood to give no positive, settled, or
unalterable judgment, declaration, or opinion,—I say, therefore, sir,
Mr. Brown, we have determined, considering the unpleasant predicament
in which you now stand, having been robbed, as you say, an assertion
as to which I suspend my opinion, and being possessed of much and
valuable treasure, and of a brass- handled cutlass besides, as to your
obtaining which you will favour us with no explanation,—I say, sir,
we have determined and resolved and made up our minds to commit you to
jail, or rather to assign you an apartment therein, in order that you
may be forthcoming upon Colonel Mannering's return from Edinburgh.'
'With humble submission, Sir Robert,' said Glossin, 'may I inquire
if it is your purpose to send this young gentleman to the county
jail? For if that were not your settled intention, I would take the
liberty to hint that there would be less hardship in sending him to
the bridewell at Portanferry, where he can be secured without public
exposure, a circumstance which, on the mere chance of his story being
really true, is much to be avoided.'
'Why, there is a guard of soldiers at Portanferry, to be sure, for
protection of the goods in the custom-house; and upon the whole,
considering everything, and that the place is comfortable for such a
place, I say, all things considered, we will commit this person, I
would rather say authorise him to be detained, in the workhouse at
The warrant was made out accordingly, and Bertram was informed he
was next morning to be removed to his place of confinement, as Sir
Robert had determined he should not be taken there under cloud of
night, for fear of rescue. He was during the interval to be detained
at Hazlewood House.
'It cannot be so hard as my imprisonment by the looties in India,'
he thought; 'nor can it last so long. But the deuce take the old
formal dunderhead, and his more sly associate, who speaks always
under his breath; they cannot understand a plain man's story when it
is told them.'
In the meanwhile Glossin took leave of the Baronet with a thousand
respectful bows and cringing apologies for not accepting his
invitation to dinner, and venturing to hope he might be pardoned in
paying his respects to him, Lady Hazlewood, and young Mr. Hazlewood on
some future occasion.
'Certainly, sir,' said the Baronet, very graciously. 'I hope our
family was never at any time deficient in civility to our neighbours;
and when I ride that way, good Mr. Glossin, I will convince you of
this by calling at your house as familiarly as is consistent—that is,
as can be hoped or expected.'
'And now,' said Glossin to himself, 'to find Dirk Hatteraick and
his people, to get the guard sent off from the custom-house; and then
for the grand cast of the dice. Everything must depend upon speed. How
lucky that Mannering has betaken himself to Edinburgh! His knowledge
of this young fellow is a most perilous addition to my dangers.' Here
he suffered his horse to slacken his pace. 'What if I should try to
compound with the heir? It's likely he might be brought to pay a round
sum for restitution, and I could give up Hatteraick. But no, no, no!
there were too many eyes on me— Hatteraick himself, and the gipsy
sailor, and that old hag. No, no! I must stick to my original plan.'
And with that he struck his spurs against his horse's flanks, and rode
forward at a hard trot to put his machines in motion.
A prison is a house of care,
A place where none can thrive,
A touchstone true to try a friend,
A grave for one alive
Sometimes a place of right,
Sometimes a place of wrong,
Sometimes a place of rogues and thieves,
And honest men among
Inscription on Edinburgh Tolbooth
Early on the following morning the carriage which had brought
Bertram to Hazlewood House was, with his two silent and surly
attendants, appointed to convey him to his place of confinement at
Portanferry. This building adjoined to the custom-house established
at that little seaport, and both were situated so close to the
sea-beach that it was necessary to defend the back part with a large
and strong rampart or bulwark of huge stones, disposed in a slope
towards the surf, which often reached and broke upon them. The front
was surrounded by a high wall, enclosing a small courtyard, within
which the miserable inmates of the mansion were occasionally permitted
to take exercise and air. The prison was used as a house of
correction, and sometimes as a chapel of ease to the county jail,
which was old, and far from being conveniently situated with reference
to the Kippletringan district of the county. Mac-Guffog, the officer
by whom Bertram had at first been apprehended, and who was now in
attendance upon him, was keeper of this palace of little-ease. He
caused the carriage to be drawn close up to the outer gate, and got
out himself to summon the warders. The noise of his rap alarmed some
twenty or thirty ragged boys, who left off sailing their mimic sloops
and frigates in the little pools of salt water left by the receding
tide, and hastily crowded round the vehicle to see what luckless being
was to be delivered to the prison-house out of 'Glossin's braw new
carriage.' The door of the courtyard, after the heavy clanking of many
chains and bars, was opened by Mrs. Mac-Guffog—an awful spectacle,
being a woman for strength and resolution capable of maintaining order
among her riotous inmates, and of administering the discipline of the
house, as it was called, during the absence of her husband, or when he
chanced to have taken an overdose of the creature. The growling voice
of this Amazon, which rivalled in harshness the crashing music of her
own bolts and bars, soon dispersed in every direction the little
varlets who had thronged around her threshold, and she next addressed
her amiable helpmate:—
'Be sharp, man, and get out the swell, canst thou not?'
'Hold your tongue and be d-d, you—,' answered her loving husband,
with two additional epithets of great energy, but which we beg to be
excused from repeating. Then addressing Bertram—'Come, will you get
out, my handy lad, or must we lend you a lift?'
Bertram came out of the carriage, and, collared by the constable
as he put his foot on the ground, was dragged, though he offered no
resistance, across the threshold, amid the continued shouts of the
little sansculottes, who looked on at such distance as their fear of
Mrs. Mac-Guffog permitted. The instant his foot had crossed the fatal
porch, the portress again dropped her chains, drew her bolts, and,
turning with both hands an immense key, took it from the lock and
thrust it into a huge side-pocket of red cloth.
Bertram was now in the small court already mentioned. Two or three
prisoners were sauntering along the pavement, and deriving as it were
a feeling of refreshment from the momentary glimpse with which the
opening door had extended their prospect to the other side of a dirty
street. Nor can this be thought surprising, when it is considered
that, unless on such occasions, their view was confined to the grated
front of their prison, the high and sable walls of the courtyard, the
heaven above them, and the pavement beneath their feet—a sameness of
landscape which, to use the poet's expression, 'lay like a load on the
wearied eye,' and had fostered in some a callous and dull misanthropy,
in others that sickness of the heart which induces him who is immured
already in a living grave to wish for a sepulchre yet more calm and
Mac-Guffog, when they entered the courtyard, suffered Bertram to
pause for a minute and look upon his companions in affliction. When
he had cast his eye around on faces on which guilt and despondence and
low excess had fixed their stigma—upon the spendthrift, and the
swindler, and the thief, the bankrupt debtor, the 'moping idiot, and
the madman gay,' whom a paltry spirit of economy congregated to share
this dismal habitation, he felt his heart recoil with inexpressible
loathing from enduring the contamination of their society even for a
'I hope, sir,' he said to the keeper, 'you intend to assign me a
place of confinement apart?'
'And what should I be the better of that?'
'Why, sir, I can but be detained here a day or two, and it would
be very disagreeable to me to mix in the sort of company this place
'And what do I care for that?'
'Why then, sir, to speak to your feelings,' said Bertram, 'I shall
be willing to make you a handsome compliment for this indulgence.'
'Ay, but when, Captain? when and how? that's the question, or
rather the twa questions,' said the jailor.
'When I am delivered, and get my remittances from England,'
answered the prisoner.
Mac-Guffog shook his head incredulously.
'Why, friend, you do not pretend to believe that I am really a
malefactor?' said Bertram.
'Why, I no ken,' said the fellow; 'but if you ARE on the account,
ye're nae sharp ane, that's the daylight o't.'
'And why do you say I am no sharp one?'
'Why, wha but a crack-brained greenhorn wad hae let them keep up
the siller that ye left at the Gordon Arms?' said the constable.
'Deil fetch me, but I wad have had it out o' their wames! Ye had nae
right to be strippit o' your money and sent to jail without a mark to
pay your fees; they might have keepit the rest o' the articles for
evidence. But why, for a blind bottle-head, did not ye ask the
guineas? and I kept winking and nodding a' the time, and the donnert
deevil wad never ance look my way!'
'Well, sir,' replied Bertram, 'if I have a title to have that
property delivered up to me, I shall apply for it; and there is a
good deal more than enough to pay any demand you can set up.'
'I dinna ken a bit about that,' said Mac-Guffog; 'ye may be here
lang eneugh. And then the gieing credit maun be considered in the
fees. But, however, as ye DO seem to be a chap by common, though my
wife says I lose by my good-nature, if ye gie me an order for my fees
upon that money I daresay Glossin will make it forthcoming; I ken
something about an escape from Ellangowan. Ay, ay, he'll be glad to
carry me through, and be neighbour-like.'
'Well, sir,' replied Bertram, 'if I am not furnished in a day or
two otherwise, you shall have such an order.'
'Weel, weel, then ye shall be put up like a prince,' said Mac-
Guffog. 'But mark ye me, friend, that we may have nae colly- shangie
afterhend, these are the fees that I always charge a swell that must
have his lib-ken to himsell:—Thirty shillings a week for lodgings,
and a guinea for garnish; half a guinea a week for a single bed; and I
dinna get the whole of it, for I must gie half a crown out of it to
Donald Laider that's in for sheep-stealing, that should sleep with you
by rule, and he'll expect clean strae, and maybe some whisky beside.
So I make little upon that.'
'Well, sir, go on.'
'Then for meat and liquor, ye may have the best, and I never
charge abune twenty per cent ower tavern price for pleasing a
gentleman that way; and that's little eneugh for sending in and
sending out, and wearing the lassie's shoon out. And then if ye're
dowie I will sit wi' you a gliff in the evening mysell, man, and help
ye out wi' your bottle. I have drank mony a glass wi' Glossin, man,
that did you up, though he's a justice now. And then I'se warrant
ye'll be for fire thir cauld nights, or if ye want candle, that's an
expensive article, for it's against the rules. And now I've tell'd ye
the head articles of the charge, and I dinna think there's muckle
mair, though there will aye be some odd expenses ower and abune.'
'Well, sir, I must trust to your conscience, if ever you happened
to hear of such a thing; I cannot help myself.'
'Na, na, sir,' answered the cautious jailor, 'I'll no permit you
to be saying that. I'm forcing naething upon ye; an ye dinna like the
price, ye needna take the article. I force no man; I was only
explaining what civility was. But if ye like to take the common run
of the house, it's a' ane to me; I'll be saved trouble, that's a'.'
'Nay, my friend, I have, as I suppose you may easily guess, no
inclination to dispute your terms upon such a penalty,' answered
Bertram. 'Come, show me where I am to be, for I would fain be alone
for a little while.'
'Ay, ay, come along then, Captain,' said the fellow, with a
contortion of visage which he intended to be a smile; 'and I'll tell
you now—to show you that I HAVE a conscience, as ye ca't—d- -n me if
I charge ye abune six-pence a day for the freedom o' the court, and ye
may walk in't very near three hours a day, and play at pitch-and-toss
and hand ba' and what not.'
With this gracious promise he ushered Bertram into the house, and
showed him up a steep and narrow stone staircase, at the top of which
was a strong door, clenched with iron and studded with nails. Beyond
this door was a narrow passage or gallery, having three cells on each
side, wretched vaults, with iron bed-frames and straw mattresses. But
at the farther end was a small apartment of rather a more decent
appearance, that is, having less the air of a place of confinement,
since, unless for the large lock and chain upon the door, and the
crossed and ponderous stanchions upon the window, it rather resembled
the 'worst inn's worst room.' It was designed as a sort of infirmary
for prisoners whose state of health required some indulgence; and, in
fact, Donald Laider, Bertram's destined chum, had been just dragged
out of one of the two beds which it contained, to try whether clean
straw and whisky might not have a better chance to cure his
intermitting fever. This process of ejection had been carried into
force by Mrs. Mac- Guffog while her husband parleyed with Bertram in
the courtyard, that good lady having a distinct presentiment of the
manner in which the treaty must necessarily terminate. Apparently the
expulsion had not taken place without some application of the strong
hand, for one of the bed-posts of a sort of tent-bed was broken down,
so that the tester and curtains hung forward into the middle of the
narrow chamber, like the banner of a chieftain half- sinking amid the
confusion of a combat.
'Never mind that being out o' sorts, Captain,' said Mrs. Mac-
Guffog, who now followed them into the room; then, turning her back
to the prisoner, with as much delicacy as the action admitted, she
whipped from her knee her ferret garter, and applied it to splicing
and fastening the broken bed-post; then used more pins than her
apparel could well spare to fasten up the bed- curtains in festoons;
then shook the bed-clothes into something like form; then flung over
all a tattered patch-work quilt, and pronounced that things were now
'something purpose-like.' 'And there's your bed, Captain,' pointing to
a massy four-posted hulk, which, owing to the inequality of the floor,
that had sunk considerably (the house, though new, having been built
by contract), stood on three legs, and held the fourth aloft as if
pawing the air, and in the attitude of advancing like an elephant
passant upon the panel of a coach,—'there's your bed and the
blankets; but if ye want sheets, or bowster, or pillow, or ony sort
o' nappery for the table, or for your hands, ye 'll hae to speak to me
about it, for that's out o' the gudeman's line (Mac- Guffog had by
this time left the room, to avoid, probably, any appeal which might be
made to him upon this new exaction), and he never engages for ony
thing like that.'
'In God's name,' said Bertram, 'let me have what is decent, and
make any charge you please.'
'Aweel, aweel, that's sune settled; we'll no excise you neither,
though we live sae near the custom-house. And I maun see to get you
some fire and some dinner too, I'se warrant; but your dinner will be
but a puir ane the day, no expecting company that would be nice and
fashious.' So saying, and in all haste, Mrs. Mac-Guffog fetched a
scuttle of live coals, and having replenished 'the rusty grate,
unconscious of a fire' for months before, she proceeded with unwashed
hands to arrange the stipulated bed-linen (alas, how different from
Ailie Dinmont's!), and, muttering to herself as she discharged her
task, seemed, in inveterate spleen of temper, to grudge even those
accommodations for which she was to receive payment. At length,
however, she departed, grumbling between her teeth, that 'she wad
rather lock up a haill ward than be fiking about thae niff-naffy
gentles that gae sae muckle fash wi' their fancies.'
When she was gone Bertram found himself reduced to the alternative
of pacing his little apartment for exercise, or gazing out upon the
sea in such proportions as could be seen from the narrow panes of his
window, obscured by dirt and by close iron bars, or reading over the
records of brutal wit and blackguardism which despair had scrawled
upon the half-whitened walls. The sounds were as uncomfortable as the
objects of sight; the sullen dash of the tide, which was now
retreating, and the occasional opening and shutting of a door, with
all its accompaniments of jarring bolts and creaking hinges, mingling
occasionally with the dull monotony of the retiring ocean. Sometimes,
too, he could hear the hoarse growl of the keeper, or the shriller
strain of his helpmate, almost always in the tone of discontent,
anger, or insolence. At other times the large mastiff chained in the
courtyard answered with furious bark the insults of the idle loiterers
who made a sport of incensing him.
At length the tedium of this weary space was broken by the
entrance of a dirty-looking serving-wench, who made some preparations
for dinner by laying a half-dirty cloth upon a whole- dirty deal
table. A knife and fork, which had not been worn out by overcleaning,
flanked a cracked delf plate; a nearly empty mustard-pot, placed on
one side of the table, balanced a salt- cellar, containing an article
of a greyish, or rather a blackish, mixture, upon the other, both of
stoneware, and bearing too obvious marks of recent service. Shortly
after, the same Hebe brought up a plate of beef-collops, done in the
frying-pan, with a huge allowance of grease floating in an ocean of
lukewarm water; and, having added a coarse loaf to these savoury
viands, she requested to know what liquors the gentleman chose to
order. The appearance of this fare was not very inviting; but Bertram
endeavoured to mend his commons by ordering wine, which he found
tolerably good, and, with the assistance of some indifferent cheese,
made his dinner chiefly off the brown loaf. When his meal was over the
girl presented her master's compliments, and, if agreeable to the
gentleman, he would help him to spend the evening. Bertram desired to
be excused, and begged, instead of this gracious society, that he
might be furnished with paper, pen, ink, and candles. The light
appeared in the shape of one long broken tallow-candle, inclining over
a tin candlestick coated with grease; as for the writing materials,
the prisoner was informed that he might have them the next day if he
chose to send out to buy them. Bertram next desired the maid to
procure him a book, and enforced his request with a shilling; in
consequence of which, after long absence, she reappeared with two odd
volumes of the 'Newgate Calendar,' which she had borrowed from Sam
Silverquill, an idle apprentice, who was imprisoned under a charge of
forgery. Having laid the books on the table she retired, and left
Bertram to studies which were not ill adapted to his present
But if thou shouldst be dragg'd in scorn
To yonder ignominious tree,
Thou shall not want one faithful friend
To share the cruel fates' decree.
Plunged in the gloomy reflections which were naturally excited by
his dismal reading and disconsolate situation, Bertram for the first
time in his life felt himself affected with a disposition to low
spirits. 'I have been in worse situations than this too,' he said;
'more dangerous, for here is no danger; more dismal in prospect, for
my present confinement must necessarily be short; more intolerable for
the time, for here, at least, I have fire, food, and shelter. Yet,
with reading these bloody tales of crime and misery in a place so
corresponding to the ideas which they excite, and in listening to
these sad sounds, I feel a stronger disposition to melancholy than in
my life I ever experienced. But I will not give way to it. Begone,
thou record of guilt and infamy!' he said, flinging the book upon the
spare bed; 'a Scottish jail shall not break, on the very first day,
the spirits which have resisted climate, and want, and penury, and
disease, and imprisonment in a foreign land. I have fought many a hard
battle with Dame Fortune, and she shall not beat me now if I can help
Then bending his mind to a strong effort, he endeavoured to view
his situation in the most favourable light. Delaserre must soon be in
Scotland; the certificates from his commanding officer must soon
arrive; nay, if Mannering were first applied to, who could say but the
effect might be a reconciliation between them? He had often observed,
and now remembered, that when his former colonel took the part of any
one, it was never by halves, and that he seemed to love those persons
most who had lain under obligation to him. In the present case a
favour, which could be asked with honour and granted with readiness,
might be the means of reconciling them to each other. From this his
feelings naturally turned towards Julia; and, without very nicely
measuring the distance between a soldier of fortune, who expected that
her father's attestation would deliver him from confinement, and the
heiress of that father's wealth and expectations, he was building the
gayest castle in the clouds, and varnishing it with all the tints of a
summer-evening sky, when his labour was interrupted by a loud knocking
at the outer gate, answered by the barking of the gaunt half-starved
mastiff which was quartered in the courtyard as an addition to the
garrison. After much scrupulous precaution the gate was opened and
some person admitted. The house-door was next unbarred, unlocked, and
unchained, a dog's feet pattered upstairs in great haste, and the
animal was heard scratching and whining at the door of the room. Next
a heavy step was heard lumbering up, and Mac-Guffog's voice in the
character of pilot—'This way, this way; take care of the step; that's
the room.' Bertram's door was then unbolted, and to his great surprise
and joy his terrier, Wasp, rushed into the apartment and almost
devoured him with caresses, followed by the massy form of his friend
from Charlie's Hope.
'Eh whow! Eh whow!' ejaculated the honest farmer, as he looked
round upon his friend's miserable apartment and wretched
accommodation—'What's this o't! what's this o't!'
'Just a trick of fortune, my good friend,' said Bertram, rising
and shaking him heartily by the hand, 'that's all.'
'But what will be done about it? or what CAN be done about it?'
said honest Dandie. 'Is't for debt, or what is't for?'
'Why, it is not for debt,' answered Bertram; 'and if you have time
to sit down, I'll tell you all I know of the matter myself.'
'If I hae time?' said Dandie, with an accent on the word that
sounded like a howl of derision. 'Ou, what the deevil am I come here
for, man, but just ance errand to see about it? But ye'll no be the
waur o' something to eat, I trow; it's getting late at e'en. I tell'd
the folk at the Change, where I put up Dumple, to send ower my supper
here, and the chield Mac-Guffog is agreeable to let it in; I hae
settled a' that. And now let's hear your story. Whisht, Wasp, man!
wow, but he's glad to see you, poor thing!'
Bertram's story, being confined to the accident of Hazlewood, and
the confusion made between his own identity and that of one of the
smugglers who had been active in the assault of Woodbourne, and
chanced to bear the same name, was soon told. Dinmont listened very
attentively. 'Aweel,' he said, 'this suld be nae sic dooms desperate
business surely; the lad's doing weel again that was hurt, and what
signifies twa or three lead draps in his shouther? if ye had putten
out his ee it would hae been another case. But eh, as I wuss auld
Sherra Pleydell was to the fore here! Od, he was the man for sorting
them, and the queerest rough-spoken deevil too that ever ye heard!'
'But now tell me, my excellent friend, how did you find out I was
'Od, lad, queerly eneugh,' said Dandie; 'but I'll tell ye that
after we are done wi' our supper, for it will maybe no be sae weel to
speak about it while that lang-lugged limmer o' a lass is gaun
flisking in and out o' the room.'
Bertram's curiosity was in some degree put to rest by the
appearance of the supper which his friend had ordered, which,
although homely enough, had the appetising cleanliness in which Mrs.
Mac-Guffog's cookery was so eminently deficient. Dinmont also,
premising he had ridden the whole day since breakfast-time without
tasting anything 'to speak of,' which qualifying phrase related to
about three pounds of cold roast mutton which he had discussed at his
mid-day stage—Dinmont, I say, fell stoutly upon the good cheer, and,
like one of Homer's heroes, said little, either good or bad, till the
rage of thirst and hunger was appeased. At length, after a draught of
home-brewed ale, he began by observing, 'Aweel, aweel, that hen,'
looking upon the lamentable relics of what had been once a large fowl,
'wasna a bad ane to be bred at a town end, though it's no like our
barn-door chuckies at Charlie's Hope; and I am glad to see that this
vexing job hasna taen awa your appetite, Captain.'
'Why, really, my dinner was not so excellent, Mr. Dinmont, as to
spoil my supper.'
'I daresay no, I daresay no,' said Dandie. 'But now, hinny, that
ye hae brought us the brandy, and the mug wi' the het water, and the
sugar, and a' right, ye may steek the door, ye see, for we wad hae
some o' our ain cracks.' The damsel accordingly retired and shut the
door of the apartment, to which she added the precaution of drawing a
large bolt on the outside.
As soon as she was gone Dandie reconnoitred the premises, listened
at the key-hole as if he had been listening for the blowing of an
otter, and, having satisfied himself that there were no
eavesdroppers, returned to the table; and, making himself what he
called a gey stiff cheerer, poked the fire, and began his story in an
undertone of gravity and importance not very usual with him.
'Ye see, Captain, I had been in Edinbro' for twa or three days,
looking after the burial of a friend that we hae lost, and maybe I
suld hae had something for my ride; but there's disappointments in a'
things, and wha can help the like o' that? And I had a wee bit law
business besides, but that's neither here nor there. In short, I had
got my matters settled, and hame I cam; and the morn awa to the muirs
to see what the herds had been about, and I thought I might as weel
gie a look to the Touthope Head, where Jock o' Dawston and me has the
outcast about a march. Weel, just as I was coming upon the bit, I saw
a man afore me that I kenn'd was nane o' our herds, and it's a wild
bit to meet ony other body, so when I cam up to him it was Tod
Gabriel, the fox-hunter. So I says to him, rather surprised like,
"What are ye doing up amang the craws here, without your hounds, man?
are ye seeking the fox without the dogs?" So he said, "Na, gudeman,
but I wanted to see yoursell."
'"Ay," said I, "and ye'll be wanting eilding now, or something to
pit ower the winter?"
'"Na, na," quo' he, "it's no that I'm seeking; but ye tak an unco
concern in that Captain Brown that was staying wi' you, d'ye no?"
'"Troth do I, Gabriel," says I; "and what about him, lad?"
'Says he, "There's mair tak an interest in him than you, and some
that I am bound to obey; and it's no just on my ain will that I'm
here to tell you something about him that will no please you."
'"Faith, naething will please me," quo' I, "that's no pleasing to
'"And then," quo' he, "ye'll be ill-sorted to hear that he's like
to be in the prison at Portanferry, if he disna tak a' the better
care o' himsell, for there's been warrants out to tak him as soon as
he comes ower the water frae Allonby. And now, gudeman, an ever ye
wish him weel, ye maun ride down to Portanferry, and let nae grass
grow at the nag's heels; and if ye find him in confinement, ye maun
stay beside him night and day for a day or twa, for he'll want friends
that hae baith heart and hand; and if ye neglect this ye'll never rue
but ance, for it will be for a' your life."
'"But, safe us, man," quo' I, "how did ye learn a' this? it's an
unco way between this and Portanferry."
'"Never ye mind that," quo' he, "them that brought us the news
rade night and day, and ye maun be aff instantly if ye wad do ony
gude; and sae I have naething mair to tell ye." Sae he sat himsell
doun and hirselled doun into the glen, where it wad hae been ill
following him wi' the beast, and I cam back to Charlie's Hope to tell
the gudewife, for I was uncertain what to do. It wad look unco-like, I
thought, just to be sent out on a hunt-the-gowk errand wi' a
landlouper like that. But, Lord! as the gudewife set up her throat
about it, and said what a shame it wad be if ye was to come to ony
wrang, an I could help ye; and then in cam your letter that confirmed
it. So I took to the kist, and out wi' the pickle notes in case they
should be needed, and a' the bairns ran to saddle Dumple. By great
luck I had taen the other beast to Edinbro', sae Dumple was as fresh
as a rose. Sae aff I set, and Wasp wi' me, for ye wad really hae
thought he kenn'd where I was gaun, puir beast; and here I am after a
trot o' sixty mile or near by. But Wasp rade thirty o' them afore me
on the saddle, and the puir doggie balanced itsell as ane of the weans
wad hae dune, whether I trotted or cantered.'
In this strange story Bertram obviously saw, supposing the warning
to be true, some intimation of danger more violent and imminent than
could be likely to arise from a few days' imprisonment. At the same
time it was equally evident that some unknown friend was working in
his behalf. 'Did you not say,' he asked Dinmont, 'that this man
Gabriel was of gipsy blood?'
'It was e'en judged sae,' said Dinmont, 'and I think this maks it
likely; for they aye ken where the gangs o' ilk ither are to be
found, and they can gar news flee like a footba' through the country
an they like. An' I forgat to tell ye, there's been an unco inquiry
after the auld wife that we saw in Bewcastle; the Sheriff's had folk
ower the Limestane Edge after her, and down the Hermitage and Liddel,
and a' gates, and a reward offered for her to appear o' fifty pound
sterling, nae less; and Justice Forster, he's had out warrants, as I
am tell'd, in Cumberland; and an unco ranging and ripeing they have
had a' gates seeking for her; but she'll no be taen wi' them unless
she likes, for a' that.'
'And how comes that?' said Bertram.
'Ou, I dinna ken; I daur say it's nonsense, but they say she has
gathered the fern-seed, and can gang ony gate she likes, like Jock
the Giant-killer in the ballant, wi' his coat o' darkness and his
shoon o' swiftness. Ony way she's a kind o' queen amang the gipsies;
she is mair than a hundred year auld, folk say, and minds the coming
in o' the moss-troopers in the troublesome times when the Stuarts were
put awa. Sae, if she canna hide hersell, she kens them that can hide
her weel eneugh, ye needna doubt that. Od, an I had kenn'd it had been
Meg Merrilies yon night at Tibb Mumps's, I wad taen care how I crossed
Bertram listened with great attention to this account, which
tallied so well in many points with what he had himself seen of this
gipsy sibyl. After a moment's consideration he concluded it would be
no breach of faith to mention what he had seen at Derncleugh to a
person who held Meg in such reverence as Dinmont obviously did. He
told his story accordingly, often interrupted by ejaculations, such
as, 'Weel, the like o' that now!' or, 'Na, deil an that's no something
When our Liddesdale friend had heard the whole to an end, he shook
his great black head—'Weel, I'll uphaud there's baith gude and ill
amang the gipsies, and if they deal wi' the Enemy, it's a' their ain
business and no ours. I ken what the streeking the corpse wad be, weel
eneugh. Thae smuggler deevils, when ony o' them's killed in a fray,
they 'll send for a wife like Meg far eneugh to dress the corpse; od,
it's a' the burial they ever think o'! and then to be put into the
ground without ony decency, just like dogs. But they stick to it, that
they 'll be streekit, and hae an auld wife when they're dying to rhyme
ower prayers, and ballants, and charms, as they ca' them, rather than
they'll hae a minister to come and pray wi' them—that's an auld
threep o' theirs; and I am thinking the man that died will hae been
ane o' the folk that was shot when they burnt Woodbourne.'
'But, my good friend, Woodbourne is not burnt,' said Bertram.
'Weel, the better for them that bides in't,' answered the store-
farmer. 'Od, we had it up the water wi' us that there wasna a stane
on the tap o' anither. But there was fighting, ony way; I daur to say
it would be fine fun! And, as I said, ye may take it on trust that
that's been ane o' the men killed there, and that it's been the
gipsies that took your pockmanky when they fand the chaise stickin' in
the snaw; they wadna pass the like o' that, it wad just come to their
hand like the bowl o' a pint stoup.'
'But if this woman is a sovereign among them, why was she not able
to afford me open protection, and to get me back my property?'
'Ou, wha kens? she has muckle to say wi' them, but whiles they'll
tak their ain way for a' that, when they're under temptation. And
then there's the smugglers that they're aye leagued wi', she maybe
couldna manage them sae weel. They're aye banded thegither; I've
heard that the gipsies ken when the smugglers will come aff, and
where they're to land, better than the very merchants that deal wi'
them. And then, to the boot o' that, she's whiles cracked- brained,
and has a bee in her head; they say that, whether her spaeings and
fortune-tellings be true or no, for certain she believes in them a'
hersell, and is aye guiding hersell by some queer prophecy or anither.
So she disna aye gang the straight road to the well. But deil o' sic a
story as yours, wi' glamour and dead folk and losing ane's gate, I
ever heard out o' the tale- books! But whisht, I hear the keeper
Mac-Guffog accordingly interrupted their discourse by the harsh
harmony of the bolts and bars, and showed his bloated visage at the
opening door. 'Come, Mr. Dinmont, we have put off locking up for an
hour to oblige ye; ye must go to your quarters.'
'Quarters, man? I intend to sleep here the night. There's a spare
bed in the Captain's room.'
'It's impossible!' answered the keeper.
'But I say it IS possible, and that I winna stir; and there's a
dram t' ye.'
Mac-Guffog drank off the spirits and resumed his objection. 'But
it's against rule, sir; ye have committed nae malefaction.'
'I'll break your head,' said the sturdy Liddesdale man, 'if ye say
ony mair about it, and that will be malefaction eneugh to entitle me
to ae night's lodging wi' you, ony way.'
'But I tell ye, Mr. Dinmont,' reiterated the keeper, 'it's against
rule, and I behoved to lose my post.'
'Weel, Mac-Guffog,' said Dandie, 'I hae just twa things to say. Ye
ken wha I am weel eneugh, and that I wadna loose a prisoner.'
'And how do I ken that?' answered the jailor.
'Weel, if ye dinna ken that,' said the resolute farmer, 'ye ken
this: ye ken ye're whiles obliged to be up our water in the way o'
your business. Now, if ye let me stay quietly here the night wi' the
Captain, I'se pay ye double fees for the room; and if ye say no, ye
shall hae the best sark-fu' o' sair banes that ever ye had in your
life the first time ye set a foot by Liddel Moat!'
'Aweel, aweel, gudeman,' said Mac-Guffog, 'a wilfu' man maun hae
his way; but if I am challenged for it by the justices, I ken wha
sall bear the wyte,' and, having sealed this observation with a deep
oath or two, he retired to bed, after carefully securing all the doors
of the bridewell. The bell from the town steeple tolled nine just as
the ceremony was concluded.
'Although it's but early hours,' said the farmer, who had observed
that his friend looked somewhat pale and fatigued, 'I think we had
better lie down, Captain, if ye're no agreeable to another cheerer.
But troth, ye're nae glass-breaker; and neither am I, unless it be a
screed wi' the neighbours, or when I'm on a ramble.'
Bertram readily assented to the motion of his faithful friend,
but, on looking at the bed, felt repugnance to trust himself
undressed to Mrs. Mac-Guffog's clean sheets.
'I'm muckle o' your opinion, Captain,' said Dandie. 'Od, this bed
looks as if a' the colliers in Sanquhar had been in't thegither. But
it'll no win through my muckle coat.' So saying, he flung himself upon
the frail bed with a force that made all its timbers crack, and in a
few moments gave audible signal that he was fast asleep. Bertram
slipped off his coat and boots and occupied the other dormitory. The
strangeness of his destiny, and the mysteries which appeared to
thicken around him, while he seemed alike to be persecuted and
protected by secret enemies and friends, arising out of a class of
people with whom he had no previous connexion, for some time occupied
his thoughts. Fatigue, however, gradually composed his mind, and in a
short time he was as fast asleep as his companion. And in this
comfortable state of oblivion we must leave them until we acquaint the
reader with some other circumstances which occurred about the same
Say from whence
You owe this strange intelligence? or why
Upon this blasted heath you stop our way
With such prophetic greeting?
Speak, I charge you.
Upon the evening of the day when Bertram's examination had taken
place, Colonel Mannering arrived at Woodbourne from Edinburgh. He
found his family in their usual state, which probably, so far as
Julia was concerned, would not have been the case had she learned the
news of Bertram's arrest. But as, during the Colonel's absence, the
two young ladies lived much retired, this circumstance fortunately had
not reached Woodbourne. A letter had already made Miss Bertram
acquainted with the downfall of the expectations which had been formed
upon the bequest of her kinswoman. Whatever hopes that news might have
dispelled, the disappointment did not prevent her from joining her
friend in affording a cheerful reception to the Colonel, to whom she
thus endeavoured to express the deep sense she entertained of his
paternal kindness. She touched on her regret that at such a season of
the year he should have made, upon her account, a journey so
'That it was fruitless to you, my dear,' said the Colonel, 'I do
most deeply lament; but for my own share, I have made some valuable
acquaintances, and have spent the time I have been absent in Edinburgh
with peculiar satisfaction; so that on that score there is nothing to
be regretted. Even our friend the Dominie is returned thrice the man
he was, from having sharpened his wits in controversy with the
geniuses of the northern metropolis.'
'Of a surety,' said the Dominie, with great complacency, 'I did
wrestle, and was not overcome, though my adversary was cunning in his
'I presume,' said Miss Mannering, 'the contest was somewhat
fatiguing, Mr. Sampson?'
'Very much, young lady; howbeit I girded up my loins and strove
'I can bear witness,' said the Colonel; 'I never saw an affair
better contested. The enemy was like the Mahratta cavalry: he
assailed on all sides, and presented no fair mark for artillery; but
Mr. Sampson stood to his guns notwithstanding, and fired away, now
upon the enemy and now upon the dust which he had raised. But we must
not fight our battles over again to-night; to-morrow we shall have the
whole at breakfast.'
The next morning at breakfast, however, the Dominie did not make
his appearance. He had walked out, a servant said, early in the
morning. It was so common for him to forget his meals that his
absence never deranged the family. The housekeeper, a decent old-
fashioned Presbyterian matron, having, as such, the highest respect
for Sampson's theological acquisitions, had it in charge on these
occasions to take care that he was no sufferer by his absence of mind,
and therefore usually waylaid him on his return, to remind him of his
sublunary wants, and to minister to their relief. It seldom, however,
happened that he was absent from two meals together, as was the case
in the present instance. We must explain the cause of this unusual
The conversation which Mr. Pleydell had held with Mr. Mannering on
the subject of the loss of Harry Bertram had awakened all the painful
sensations which that event had inflicted upon Sampson. The
affectionate heart of the poor Dominie had always reproached him that
his negligence in leaving the child in the care of Frank Kennedy had
been the proximate cause of the murder of the one, the loss of the
other, the death of Mrs. Bertram, and the ruin of the family of his
patron. It was a subject which he never conversed upon, if indeed his
mode of speech could be called conversation at any time; but it was
often present to his imagination. The sort of hope so strongly
affirmed and asserted in Mrs. Bertram's last settlement had excited a
corresponding feeling in the Dominie's bosom, which was exasperated
into a sort of sickening anxiety by the discredit with which Pleydell
had treated it. 'Assuredly,' thought Sampson to himself, 'he is a man
of erudition, and well skilled in the weighty matters of the law; but
he is also a man of humorous levity and inconsistency of speech, and
wherefore should he pronounce ex cathedra, as it were, on the hope
expressed by worthy Madam Margaret Bertram of Singleside?'
All this, I say, the Dominie THOUGHT to himself; for had he
uttered half the sentence, his jaws would have ached for a month
under the unusual fatigue of such a continued exertion. The result of
these cogitations was a resolution to go and visit the scene of the
tragedy at Warroch Point, where he had not been for many years; not,
indeed, since the fatal accident had happened. The walk was a long
one, for the Point of Warroch lay on the farther side of the
Ellangowan property, which was interposed between it and Woodbourne.
Besides, the Dominie went astray more than once, and met with brooks
swoln into torrents by the melting of the snow, where he, honest man,
had only the summer recollection of little trickling rills.
At length, however, he reached the woods which he had made the
object of his excursion, and traversed them with care, muddling his
disturbed brains with vague efforts to recall every circumstance of
the catastrophe. It will readily be supposed that the influence of
local situation and association was inadequate to produce conclusions
different from those which he had formed under the immediate pressure
of the occurrences themselves. 'With many a weary sigh, therefore, and
many a groan,' the poor Dominie returned from his hopeless pilgrimage,
and weariedly plodded his way towards Woodbourne, debating at times in
his altered mind a question which was forced upon him by the cravings
of an appetite rather of the keenest, namely, whether he had
breakfasted that morning or no? It was in this twilight humour, now
thinking of the loss of the child, then involuntarily compelled to
meditate upon the somewhat incongruous subject of hung beef, rolls,
and butter, that his route, which was different from that which he had
taken in the morning, conducted him past the small ruined tower, or
rather vestige of a tower, called by the country people the Kaim of
The reader may recollect the description of this ruin in the
twenty-seventh chapter, as the vault in which young Bertram, under
the auspices of Meg Merrilies, witnessed the death of Hatteraick's
lieutenant. The tradition of the country added ghostly terrors to the
natural awe inspired by the situation of this place, which terrors the
gipsies who so long inhabited the vicinity had probably invented, or
at least propagated, for their own advantage. It was said that, during
the times of the Galwegian independence, one Hanlon Mac-Dingawaie,
brother to the reigning chief, Knarth Mac-Dingawaie, murdered his
brother and sovereign, in order to usurp the principality from his
infant nephew, and that, being pursued for vengeance by the faithful
allies and retainers of the house, who espoused the cause of the
lawful heir, he was compelled to retreat, with a few followers whom he
had involved in his crime, to this impregnable tower called the Kaim
of Derucleugh, where he defended himself until nearly reduced by
famine, when, setting fire to the place, he and the small remaining
garrison desperately perished by their own swords, rather than fall
into the hands of their exasperated enemies. This tragedy, which,
considering the wild times wherein it was placed, might have some
foundation in truth, was larded with many legends of superstition and
diablerie, so that most of the peasants of the neighbourhood, if
benighted, would rather have chosen to make a considerable circuit
than pass these haunted walls. The lights, often seen around the
tower, when used as the rendezvous of the lawless characters by whom
it was occasionally frequented, were accounted for, under authority of
these tales of witchery, in a manner at once convenient for the
private parties concerned and satisfactory to the public.
Now it must be confessed that our friend Sampson, although a
profound scholar and mathematician, had not travelled so far in
philosophy as to doubt the reality of witchcraft or apparitions.
Born, indeed, at a time when a doubt in the existence of witches was
interpreted as equivalent to a justification of their infernal
practices, a belief of such legends had been impressed upon the
Dominie as an article indivisible from his religious faith, and
perhaps it would have been equally difficult to have induced him to
doubt the one as the other. With these feelings, and in a thick misty
day, which was already drawing to its close, Dominie Sampson did not
pass the Kaim of Derncleugh without some feelings of tacit horror.
What, then, was his astonishment when, on passing the door—that
door which was supposed to have been placed there by one of the
latter Lairds of Ellangowan to prevent presumptuous strangers from
incurring the dangers of the haunted vault—that door, supposed to be
always locked, and the key of which was popularly said to be deposited
with the presbytery—that door, that very door, opened suddenly, and
the figure of Meg Merrilies, well known, though not seen for many a
revolving year, was placed at once before the eyes of the startled
Dominie! She stood immediately before him in the footpath, confronting
him so absolutely that he could not avoid her except by fairly turning
back, which his manhood prevented him from thinking of.
'I kenn'd ye wad be here,' she said, with her harsh and hollow
voice; 'I ken wha ye seek; but ye maun do my bidding.'
'Get thee behind me!' said the alarmed Dominie. 'Avoid ye! Conjuro
te, scelestissima, nequissima, spurcissima, iniquissima atque
miserrima, conjuro te!!!'
Meg stood her ground against this tremendous volley of
superlatives, which Sampson hawked up from the pit of his stomach and
hurled at her in thunder. 'Is the carl daft,' she said, 'wi' his
'Conjuro,' continued the Dominie, 'abjuro, contestor atque
viriliter impero tibi!'
'What, in the name of Sathan, are ye feared for, wi' your French
gibberish, that would make a dog sick? Listen, ye stickit stibbler,
to what I tell ye, or ye sail rue it while there's a limb o' ye hings
to anither! Tell Colonel Mannering that I ken he's seeking me. He
kens, and I ken, that the blood will be wiped out, and the lost will
And Bertram's right and Bertram's might
Shall meet on Ellangowan height.
Hae, there's a letter to him; I was gaun to send it in another
way. I canna write mysell; but I hae them that will baith write and
read, and ride and rin for me. Tell him the time's coming now, and the
weird's dreed, and the wheel's turning. Bid him look at the stars as
he has looked at them before. Will ye mind a' this?'
'Assuredly,' said the Dominie, 'I am dubious; for, woman, I am
perturbed at thy words, and my flesh quakes to hear thee.'
'They'll do you nae ill though, and maybe muckle gude.'
'Avoid ye! I desire no good that comes by unlawful means.'
'Fule body that thou art,' said Meg, stepping up to him, with a
frown of indignation that made her dark eyes flash like lamps from
under her bent brows—'Fule body! if I meant ye wrang, couldna I clod
ye ower that craig, and wad man ken how ye cam by your end mair than
Frank Kennedy? Hear ye that, ye worricow?'
'In the name of all that is good,' said the Dominie, recoiling,
and pointing his long pewter-headed walking cane like a javelin at
the supposed sorceress—'in the name of all that is good, bide off
hands! I will not be handled; woman, stand off, upon thine own proper
peril! Desist, I say; I am strong; lo, I will resist!' Here his speech
was cut short; for Meg, armed with supernatural strength (as the
Dominie asserted), broke in upon his guard, put by a thrust which he
made at her with his cane, and lifted him into the vault, 'as easily,'
said he, 'as I could sway a Kitchen's Atlas.'
'Sit down there,' she said, pushing the half-throttled preacher
with some violence against a broken chair—'sit down there and gather
your wind and your senses, ye black barrow-tram o' the kirk that ye
are. Are ye fou or fasting?'
'Fasting, from all but sin,' answered the Dominie, who, recovering
his voice, and finding his exorcisms only served to exasperate the
intractable sorceress, thought it best to affect complaisance and
submission, inwardly conning over, however, the wholesome
conjurations which he durst no longer utter aloud. But as the
Dominie's brain was by no means equal to carry on two trains of ideas
at the same time, a word or two of his mental exercise sometimes
escaped and mingled with his uttered speech in a manner ludicrous
enough, especially as the poor man shrunk himself together after every
escape of the kind, from terror of the effect it might produce upon
the irritable feelings of the witch.
Meg in the meanwhile went to a great black cauldron that was
boiling on a fire on the floor, and, lifting the lid, an odour was
diffused through the vault which, if the vapours of a witch's
cauldron could in aught be trusted, promised better things than the
hell-broth which such vessels are usually supposed to contain. It was,
in fact, the savour of a goodly stew, composed of fowls, hares,
partridges, and moor-game boiled in a large mess with potatoes,
onions, and leeks, and from the size of the cauldron appeared to be
prepared for half a dozen of people at least. 'So ye hae eat naething
a' day?' said Meg, heaving a large portion of this mess into a brown
dish and strewing it savourily with salt and pepper. [Footnote: See
'Nothing,' answered the Dominie, 'scelestissima!—that is,
'Hae then,' said she, placing the dish before him, 'there's what
will warm your heart.'
'I do not hunger, malefica—that is to say, Mrs. Merrilies!' for
he said unto himself,' the savour is sweet, but it hath been cooked
by a Canidia or an Ericthoe.'
'If ye dinna eat instantly and put some saul in ye, by the bread
and the salt, I'll put it down your throat wi' the cutty spoon,
scaulding as it is, and whether ye will or no. Gape, sinner, and
Sampson, afraid of eye of newt, and toe of frog, tigers'
chaudrons, and so forth, had determined not to venture; but the smell
of the stew was fast melting his obstinacy, which flowed from his
chops as it were in streams of water, and the witch's threats decided
him to feed. Hunger and fear are excellent casuists.
'Saul,' said Hunger, 'feasted with the witch of Endor.' 'And,'
quoth Fear, 'the salt which she sprinkled upon the food showeth
plainly it is not a necromantic banquet, in which that seasoning
never occurs.' 'And, besides,' says Hunger, after the first spoonful,
'it is savoury and refreshing viands.'
'So ye like the meat?' said the hostess.
'Yea,' answered the Dominie, 'and I give thee thanks,
sceleratissima!—which means, Mrs. Margaret.'
'Aweel, eat your fill; but an ye kenn'd how it was gotten ye maybe
wadna like it sae weel.' Sampson's spoon dropped in the act of
conveying its load to his mouth. 'There's been mony a moonlight watch
to bring a' that trade thegither,' continued Meg; 'the folk that are
to eat that dinner thought little o' your game laws.'
'Is that all?' thought Sampson, resuming his spoon and shovelling
away manfully; 'I will not lack my food upon that argument.'
'Now ye maun tak a dram?'
'I will,' quoth Sampson, 'conjuro te—that is, I thank you
heartily,' for he thought to himself, in for a penny in for a pound;
and he fairly drank the witch's health in a cupful of brandy. When he
had put this copestone upon Meg's good cheer, he felt, as he said,
'mightily elevated, and afraid of no evil which could befall unto
'Will ye remember my errand now?' said Meg Merrilies; 'I ken by
the cast o' your ee that ye're anither man than when you cam in.'
'I will, Mrs. Margaret,' repeated Sampson, stoutly; 'I will
deliver unto him the sealed yepistle, and will add what you please to
send by word of mouth.'
'Then I'll make it short,' says Meg. 'Tell him to look at the
stars without fail this night, and to do what I desire him in that
letter, as he would wish
That Bertram's right and Bertram's might
Should meet on Ellangowan height.
I have seen him twice when he saw na me; I ken when he was in this
country first, and I ken what's brought him back again. Up an' to the
gate! ye're ower lang here; follow me.'
Sampson followed the sibyl accordingly, who guided him about a
quarter of a mile through the woods, by a shorter cut than he could
have found for himself; then they entered upon the common, Meg still
marching before him at a great pace, until she gained the top of a
small hillock which overhung the road.
'Here,' she said, 'stand still here. Look how the setting sun
breaks through yon cloud that's been darkening the lift a' day. See
where the first stream o' light fa's: it's upon Donagild's round
tower, the auldest tower in the Castle o' Ellangowan; that's no for
naething! See as it's glooming to seaward abune yon sloop in the bay;
that's no for naething neither. Here I stood on this very spot,' said
she, drawing herself up so as not to lose one hair-breadth of her
uncommon height, and stretching out her long sinewy arm and clenched
hand—'here I stood when I tauld the last Laird o' Ellangowan what was
coming on his house; and did that fa' to the ground? na, it hit even
ower sair! And here, where I brake the wand of peace ower him, here I
stand again, to bid God bless and prosper the just heir of Ellangowan
that will sune be brought to his ain; and the best laird he shall be
that Ellangowan has seen for three hundred years. I'll no live to see
it, maybe; but there will be mony a blythe ee see it though mine be
closed. And now, Abel Sampson, as ever ye lo'ed the house of
Ellangowan, away wi' my message to the English Colonel, as if life and
death were upon your haste!'
So saying, she turned suddenly from the amazed Dominie and
regained with swift and long strides the shelter of the wood from
which she had issued at the point where it most encroached upon the
common. Sampson gazed after her for a moment in utter astonishment,
and then obeyed her directions, hurrying to Woodbourne at a pace very
unusual for him, exclaiming three times, 'Prodigious! prodigious!
It is not madness
That I have utter'd, bring me to the test,
And I the matter will re-word, which madness
Would gambol from.
As Mr. Sampson crossed the hall with a bewildered look, Mrs.
Allan, the good housekeeper, who, with the reverent attention which
is usually rendered to the clergy in Scotland, was on the watch for
his return, sallied forth to meet him—'What's this o't now, Mr.
Sampson, this is waur than ever! Ye'll really do yoursell some injury
wi' these lang fasts; naething's sae hurtful to the stamach, Mr.
Sampson. If ye would but put some peppermint draps in your pocket, or
let Barnes cut ye a sandwich.'
'Avoid thee!' quoth the Dominie, his mind running still upon his
interview with Meg Merrilies, and making for the dining-parlour.
'Na, ye needna gang in there, the cloth's been removed an hour
syne, and the Colonel's at his wine; but just step into my room, I
have a nice steak that the cook will do in a moment.'
'Exorciso te!' said Sampson; 'that is, I have dined.'
'Dined! it's impossible; wha can ye hae dined wi', you that gangs
out nae gate?'
'With Beelzebub, I believe,' said the minister.
'Na, then he's bewitched for certain,' said the housekeeper,
letting go her hold; 'he's bewitched, or he's daft, and ony way the
Colonel maun just guide him his ain gate. Wae's me! Hech, sirs! It's a
sair thing to see learning bring folk to this!' And with this
compassionate ejaculation she retreated into her own premises.
The object of her commiseration had by this time entered the
dining-parlour, where his appearance gave great surprise. He was mud
up to the shoulders, and the natural paleness of his hue was twice as
cadaverous as usual, through terror, fatigue, and perturbation of
'What on earth is the meaning of this, Mr. Sampson?' said
Mannering, who observed Miss Bertram looking much alarmed for her
simple but attached friend.
'Exorciso,' said the Dominie.
'How, sir?' replied the astonished Colonel.
'I crave pardon, honourable sir! but my wits—-'
'Are gone a wool-gathering, I think; pray, Mr. Sampson, collect
yourself, and let me know the meaning of all this.'
Sampson was about to reply, but finding his Latin formula of
exorcism still came most readily to his tongue, he prudently desisted
from the attempt, and put the scrap of paper which he had received
from the gipsy into Mannering's hand, who broke the seal and read it
with surprise. 'This seems to be some jest,' he said, 'and a very dull
'It came from no jesting person,' said Mr. Sampson.
'From whom then did it come?' demanded Mannering.
The Dominie, who often displayed some delicacy of recollection in
cases where Miss Bertram had an interest, remembered the painful
circumstances connected with Meg Merrilies, looked at the young
ladies, and remained silent. 'We will join you at the tea-table in an
instant, Julia,' said the Colonel; 'I see that Mr. Sampson wishes to
speak to me alone. And now they are gone, what, in Heaven's name, Mr.
Sampson, is the meaning of all this?'
'It may be a message from Heaven,' said the Dominie, 'but it came
by Beelzebub's postmistress. It was that witch, Meg Merrilies, who
should have been burned with a tar-barrel twenty years since for a
harlot, thief, witch, and gipsy.'
'Are you sure it was she?' said the Colonel with great interest.
'Sure, honoured sir? Of a truth she is one not to be forgotten,
the like o' Meg Merrilies is not to be seen in any land.'
The Colonel paced the room rapidly, cogitating with himself. 'To
send out to apprehend her; but it is too distant to send to Mac-
Morlan, and Sir Robert Hazlewood is a pompous coxcomb; besides, the
chance of not finding her upon the spot, or that the humour of silence
that seized her before may again return. No, I will not, to save being
thought a fool, neglect the course she points out. Many of her class
set out by being impostors and end by becoming enthusiasts, or hold a
kind of darkling conduct between both lines, unconscious almost when
they are cheating themselves or when imposing on others. Well, my
course is a plain one at any rate; and if my efforts are fruitless, it
shall not be owing to over-jealousy of my own character for wisdom.'
With this he rang the bell, and, ordering Barnes into his private
sitting-room, gave him some orders, with the result of which the
reader may be made hereafter acquainted.
We must now take up another adventure, which is also to be woven
into the story of this remarkable day.
Charles Hazlewood had not ventured to make a visit at Woodbourne
during the absence of the Colonel. Indeed, Mannering's whole
behaviour had impressed upon him an opinion that this would be
disagreeable; and such was the ascendency which the successful
soldier and accomplished gentleman had attained over the young man's
conduct, that in no respect would he have ventured to offend him. He
saw, or thought he saw, in Colonel Mannering's general conduct, an
approbation of his attachment to Miss Bertram. But then he saw still
more plainly the impropriety of any attempt at a private
correspondence, of which his parents could not be supposed to approve,
and he respected this barrier interposed betwixt them both on
Mannering's account and as he was the liberal and zealous protector of
Miss Bertram. 'No,' said he to himself, 'I will not endanger the
comfort of my Lucy's present retreat until I can offer her a home of
With this valorous resolution, which he maintained although his
horse, from constant habit, turned his head down the avenue of
Woodbourne, and although he himself passed the lodge twice every day,
Charles Hazlewood withstood a strong inclination to ride down just to
ask how the young ladies were, and whether he could be of any service
to them during Colonel Mannering's absence. But on the second occasion
he felt the temptation so severe that he resolved not to expose
himself to it a third time; and, contenting himself with sending hopes
and inquiries and so forth to Woodbourne, he resolved to make a visit
long promised to a family at some distance, and to return in such time
as to be one of the earliest among Mannering's visitors who should
congratulate his safe arrival from his distant and hazardous
expedition to Edinburgh. Accordingly he made out his visit, and,
having arranged matters so as to be informed within a few hours after
Colonel Mannering reached home, he finally resolved to take leave of
the friends with whom he had spent the intervening time, with the
intention of dining at Woodbourne, where he was in a great measure
domesticated; and this (for he thought much more deeply on the
subject than was necessary) would, he flattered himself, appear a
simple, natural, and easy mode of conducting himself.
Fate, however, of which lovers make so many complaints, was in
this case unfavourable to Charles Hazlewood. His horse's shoes
required an alteration, in consequence of the fresh weather having
decidedly commenced. The lady of the house where he was a visitor
chose to indulge in her own room till a very late breakfast hour. His
friend also insisted on showing him a litter of puppies which his
favourite pointer bitch had produced that morning. The colours had
occasioned some doubts about the paternity—a weighty question of
legitimacy, to the decision of which Hazlewood's opinion was called in
as arbiter between his friend and his groom, and which inferred in its
consequences which of the litter should be drowned, which saved.
Besides, the Laird himself delayed our young lover's departure for a
considerable time, endeavouring, with long and superfluous rhetoric,
to insinuate to Sir Robert Hazlewood, through the medium of his son,
his own particular ideas respecting the line of a meditated turnpike
road. It is greatly to the shame of our young lover's apprehension
that, after the tenth reiterated account of the matter, he could not
see the advantage to be obtained by the proposed road passing over the
Lang Hirst, Windy Knowe, the Goodhouse Park, Hailziecroft, and then
crossing the river at Simon's Pool, and so by the road to
Kippletringan; and the less eligible line pointed out by the English
surveyor, which would go clear through the main enclosures at
Hazlewood, and cut within a mile or nearly so of the house itself,
destroying the privacy and pleasure, as his informer contended, of the
grounds. In short, the adviser (whose actual interest was to have the
bridge built as near as possible to a farm of his own) failed in
every effort to attract young Hazlewood's attention until he
mentioned by chance that the proposed line was favoured by 'that
fellow Glossin,' who pretended to take a lead in the county. On a
sudden young Hazlewood became attentive and interested; and, having
satisfied himself which was the line that Glossin patronised, assured
his friend it should not be his fault if his father did not
countenance any other instead of that. But these various interruptions
consumed the morning. Hazlewood got on horseback at least three hours
later than he intended, and, cursing fine ladies, pointers, puppies,
and turnpike acts of parliament, saw himself detained beyond the time
when he could with propriety intrude upon the family at Woodbourne.
He had passed, therefore, the turn of the road which led to that
mansion, only edified by the distant appearance of the blue smoke
curling against the pale sky of the winter evening, when he thought
he beheld the Dominie taking a footpath for the house through the
woods. He called after him, but in vain; for that honest gentleman,
never the most susceptible of extraneous impressions, had just that
moment parted from Meg Merrilies, and was too deeply wrapt up in
pondering upon her vaticinations to make any answer to Hazlewood's
call. He was therefore obliged to let him proceed without inquiry
after the health of the young ladies, or any other fishing question,
to which he might by good chance have had an answer returned wherein
Miss Bertram's name might have been mentioned. All cause for haste was
now over, and, slackening the reins upon his horse's neck, he
permitted the animal to ascend at his own leisure the steep sandy
track between two high banks, which, rising to a considerable height,
commanded at length an extensive view of the neighbouring country.
Hazlewood was, however, so far from eagerly looking forward to
this prospect, though it had the recommendation that great part of
the land was his father's, and must necessarily be his own, that his
head still turned backward towards the chimneys of Woodbourne,
although at every step his horse made the difficulty of employing his
eyes in that direction become greater. From the reverie in which he
was sunk he was suddenly roused by a voice, too harsh to be called
female, yet too shrill for a man: 'What's kept you on the road sae
lang? Maun ither folk do your wark?'
He looked up. The spokeswoman was very tall, had a voluminous
handkerchief rolled round her head, grizzled hair flowing in elf-
locks from beneath it, a long red cloak, and a staff in her hand,
headed with a sort of spear-point; it was, in short, Meg Merrilies.
Hazlewood had never seen this remarkable figure before; he drew up his
reins in astonishment at her appearance, and made a full stop. 'I
think,' continued she, 'they that hae taen interest in the house of
Ellangowan suld sleep nane this night; three men hae been seeking ye,
and you are gaun hame to sleep in your bed. D' ye think if the
lad-bairn fa's, the sister will do weel? Na, na!'
'I don't understand you, good woman,' said Hazlewood. 'If you
speak of Miss—-, I mean of any of the late Ellangowan family, tell
me what I can do for them.'
'Of the late Ellangowan family?' she answered with great
vehemence—'of the LATE Ellangowan family! and when was there ever,
or when will there ever be, a family of Ellangowan but bearing the
gallant name of the bauld Bertrams?'
'But what do you mean, good woman?'
'I am nae good woman; a' the country kens I am bad eneugh, and
baith they and I may be sorry eneugh that I am nae better. But I can
do what good women canna, and daurna do. I can do what would freeze
the blood o' them that is bred in biggit wa's for naething but to bind
bairns' heads and to hap them in the cradle. Hear me: the guard's
drawn off at the custom-house at Portanferry, and it's brought up to
Hazlewood House by your father's orders, because he thinks his house
is to be attacked this night by the smugglers. There's naebody means
to touch his house; he has gude blood and gentle blood—I say little
o' him for himsell—but there's naebody thinks him worth meddling wi'.
Send the horsemen back to their post, cannily and quietly; see an they
winna hae wark the night, ay will they: the guns will flash and the
swords will glitter in the braw moon.'
'Good God! what do you mean?' said young Hazlewood; 'your words
and manner would persuade me you are mad, and yet there is a strange
combination in what you say.'
'I am not mad!' exclaimed the gipsy; 'I have been imprisoned for
mad—scourged for mad—banished for mad—but mad I am not. Hear ye,
Charles Hazlewood of Hazlewood: d'ye bear malice against him that
'No, dame, God forbid; my arm is quite well, and I have always
said the shot was discharged by accident. I should be glad to tell
the young man so himself.'
'Then do what I bid ye,' answered Meg Merrilies, 'and ye 'll do
him mair gude than ever he did you ill; for if he was left to his
ill-wishers he would be a bloody corpse ere morn, or a banished man;
but there's Ane abune a'. Do as I bid you; send back the soldiers to
Portanferry. There's nae mair fear o' Hazlewood House than there's o'
Cruffel Fell.' And she vanished with her usual celerity of pace.
It would seem that the appearance of this female, and the mixture
of frenzy and enthusiasm in her manner, seldom failed to produce the
strongest impression upon those whom she addressed. Her words, though
wild, were too plain and intelligible for actual madness, and yet too
vehement and extravagant for sober-minded communication. She seemed
acting under the influence of an imagination rather strongly excited
than deranged; and it is wonderful how palpably the difference in such
cases is impressed upon the mind of the auditor. This may account for
the attention with which her strange and mysterious hints were heard
and acted upon. It is certain, at least, that young Hazlewood was
strongly impressed by her sudden appearance and imperative tone. He
rode to Hazlewood at a brisk pace. It had been dark for some time
before he reached the house, and on his arrival there he saw a
confirmation of what the sibyl had hinted.
Thirty dragoon horses stood under a shed near the offices, with
their bridles linked together. Three or four soldiers attended as a
guard, while others stamped up and down with their long broadswords
and heavy boots in front of the house. Hazlewood asked a
non-commissioned officer from whence they came.
'Had they left any guard there?'
'No; they had been drawn off by order of Sir Robert Hazlewood for
defence of his house against an attack which was threatened by the
Charles Hazlewood instantly went in quest of his father, and,
having paid his respects to him upon his return, requested to know
upon what account he had thought it necessary to send for a military
escort. Sir Robert assured his son in reply that, from the
information, intelligence, and tidings which had been communicated to,
and laid before him, he had the deepest reason to believe, credit, and
be convinced that a riotous assault would that night be attempted and
perpetrated against Hazlewood House by a set of smugglers, gipsies,
and other desperadoes.
'And what, my dear sir,' said his son, 'should direct the fury of
such persons against ours rather than any other house in the
'I should rather think, suppose, and be of opinion, sir,' answered
Sir Robert, 'with deference to your wisdom and experience, that on
these occasions and times the vengeance of such persons is directed
or levelled against the most important and distinguished in point of
rank, talent, birth, and situation who have checked, interfered with,
and discountenanced their unlawful and illegal and criminal actions or
Young Hazlewood, who knew his father's foible, answered, that the
cause of his surprise did not lie where Sir Robert apprehended, but
that he only wondered they should think of attacking a house where
there were so many servants, and where a signal to the neighbouring
tenants could call in such strong assistance; and added, that he
doubted much whether the reputation of the family would not in some
degree suffer from calling soldiers from their duty at the
custom-house to protect them, as if they were not sufficiently strong
to defend themselves upon any ordinary occasion. He even hinted that,
in case their house's enemies should observe that this precaution had
been taken unnecessarily, there would be no end of their sarcasms.
Sir Robert Hazlewood was rather puzzled at this intimation, for,
like most dull men, he heartily hated and feared ridicule. He
gathered himself up and looked with a sort of pompous embarrassment,
as if he wished to be thought to despise the opinion of the public,
which in reality he dreaded.
'I really should have thought,' he said, 'that the injury which
had already been aimed at my house in your person, being the next
heir and representative of the Hazlewood family, failing me—I should
have thought and believed, I say, that this would have justified me
sufficiently in the eyes of the most respectable and the greater part
of the people for taking such precautions as are calculated to prevent
and impede a repetition of outrage.'
'Really, sir,' said Charles, 'I must remind you of what I have
often said before, that I am positive the discharge of the piece was
'Sir, it was not accidental,' said his father, angrily; 'but you
will be wiser than your elders.'
'Really, sir,' replied Hazlewood, 'in what so intimately concerns
'Sir, it does not concern you but in a very secondary degree; that
is, it does not concern you, as a giddy young fellow who takes
pleasure in contradicting his father; but it concerns the country,
sir, and the county, sir, and the public, sir, and the kingdom of
Scotland, in so far as the interest of the Hazlewood family, sir, is
committed and interested and put in peril, in, by, and through you,
sir. And the fellow is in safe custody, and Mr. Glossin thinks—-'
'Mr. Glossin, sir?'
'Yes, sir, the gentleman who has purchased Ellangowan; you know
who I mean, I suppose?'
'Yes, sir,' answered the young man; 'but I should hardly have
expected to hear you quote such authority. Why, this fellow—all the
world knows him to be sordid, mean, tricking, and I suspect him to be
worse. And you yourself, my dear sir, when did you call such a person
a gentleman in your life before?'
'Why, Charles, I did not mean gentleman in the precise sense and
meaning, and restricted and proper use, to which, no doubt, the
phrase ought legitimately to be confined; but I meant to use it
relatively, as marking something of that state to which he has
elevated and raised himself; as designing, in short, a decent and
wealthy and estimable sort of a person.'
'Allow me to ask, sir,' said Charles, 'if it was by this man's
orders that the guard was drawn from Portanferry?'
'Sir,' replied the Baronet, 'I do apprehend that Mr. Glossin would
not presume to give orders, or even an opinion, unless asked, in a
matter in which Hazlewood House and the house of Hazlewood— meaning
by the one this mansion-house of my family, and by the other,
typically, metaphorically, and parabolically, the family itself,—I
say, then, where the house of Hazlewood, or Hazlewood House, was so
'I presume, however, sir,' said the son, 'this Glossin approved of
'Sir,' replied his father, 'I thought it decent and right and
proper to consult him as the nearest magistrate as soon as report of
the intended outrage reached my ears; and although he declined, out of
deference and respect, as became our relative situations, to concur in
the order, yet he did entirely approve of my arrangement.'
At this moment a horse's feet were heard coming very fast up the
avenue. In a few minutes the door opened, and Mr. Mac-Morlan
presented himself. 'I am under great concern to intrude, Sir Robert,
'Give me leave, Mr. Mac-Morlan,' said Sir Robert, with a gracious
flourish of welcome; 'this is no intrusion, sir; for, your situation
as sheriff-substitute calling upon you to attend to the peace of the
county, and you, doubtless, feeling yourself particularly called upon
to protect Hazlewood House, you have an acknowledged and admitted and
undeniable right, sir, to enter the house of the first gentleman in
Scotland uninvited—always presuming you to be called there by the
duty of your office.'
'It is indeed the duty of my office,' said Mac-Morlan, who waited
with impatience an opportunity to speak, 'that makes me an intruder.'
'No intrusion!' reiterated the Baronet, gracefully waving his
'But permit me to say, Sir Robert,' said the sheriff-substitute,
'I do not come with the purpose of remaining here, but to recall
these soldiers to Portanferry, and to assure you that I will answer
for the safety of your house.'
'To withdraw the guard from Hazlewood House!' exclaimed the
proprietor in mingled displeasure and surprise; 'and YOU will be
answerable for it! And, pray, who are you, sir, that I should take
your security and caution and pledge, official or personal, for the
safety of Hazlewood House? I think, sir, and believe, sir, and am of
opinion, sir, that if any one of these family pictures were deranged
or destroyed or injured it would be difficult for me to make up the
loss upon the guarantee which you so obligingly offer me.'
'In that case I shall be sorry for it, Sir Robert,' answered the
downright Mac-Morlan; 'but I presume I may escape the pain of feeling
my conduct the cause of such irreparable loss, as I can assure you
there will be no attempt upon Hazlewood House whatever, and I have
received information which induces me to suspect that the rumour was
put afloat merely in order to occasion the removal of the soldiers
from Portanferry. And under this strong belief and conviction I must
exert my authority as sheriff and chief magistrate of police to order
the whole, or greater part of them, back again. I regret much that by
my accidental absence a good deal of delay has already taken place,
and we shall not now reach Portanferry until it is late.'
As Mr. Mac-Morlan was the superior magistrate, and expressed
himself peremptory in the purpose of acting as such, the Baronet,
though highly offended, could only say, 'Very well, sir; it is very
well. Nay, sir, take them all with you; I am far from desiring any to
be left here, sir. We, sir, can protect ourselves, sir. But you will
have the goodness to observe, sir, that you are acting on your own
proper risk, sir, and peril, sir, and responsibility, sir, if anything
shall happen or befall to Hazlewood House, sir, or the inhabitants,
sir, or to the furniture and paintings, sir.'
'I am acting to the best of my judgment and information, Sir
Robert,' said Mac-Morlan, 'and I must pray of you to believe so, and
to pardon me accordingly. I beg you to observe it is no time for
ceremony; it is already very late.'
But Sir Robert, without deigning to listen to his apologies,
immediately employed himself with much parade in arming and arraying
his domestics. Charles Hazlewood longed to accompany the military,
which were about to depart for Portanferry, and which were now drawn
up and mounted by direction and under the guidance of Mr. Mac-Morlan,
as the civil magistrate. But it would have given just pain and offence
to his father to have left him at a moment when he conceived himself
and his mansion-house in danger. Young Hazlewood therefore gazed from
a window with suppressed regret and displeasure, until he heard the
officer give the word of command—'From the right to the front, by
files, m-a-rch. Leading file, to the right wheel. Trot.' The whole
party of soldiers then getting into a sharp and uniform pace, were
soon lost among the trees, and the noise of the hoofs died speedily
away in the distance.
Wi' coulters and wi' forehammers
We garr'd the bars bang merrily,
Until we came to the inner prison,
Where Willie o' Kinmont he did lie.
Old Border Ballad.
We return to Portanferry, and to Bertram and his honest-hearted
friend, whom we left most innocent inhabitants of a place built for
the guilty. The slumbers of the farmer were as sound as it was
But Bertram's first heavy sleep passed away long before midnight,
nor could he again recover that state of oblivion. Added to the
uncertain and uncomfortable state of his mind, his body felt feverish
and oppressed. This was chiefly owing to the close and confined air of
the small apartment in which they slept. After enduring for some time
the broiling and suffocating feeling attendant upon such an
atmosphere, he rose to endeavour to open the window of the apartment,
and thus to procure a change of air. Alas! the first trial reminded
him that he was in jail, and that the building being contrived for
security, not comfort, the means of procuring fresh air were not left
at the disposal of the wretched inhabitants.
Disappointed in this attempt, he stood by the unmanageable window
for some time. Little Wasp, though oppressed with the fatigue of his
journey on the preceding day, crept out of bed after his master, and
stood by him rubbing his shaggy coat against his legs, and expressing
by a murmuring sound the delight which he felt at being restored to
him. Thus accompanied, and waiting until the feverish feeling which at
present agitated his blood should subside into a desire for warmth and
slumber, Bertram remained for some time looking out upon the sea.
The tide was now nearly full, and dashed hoarse and near below the
base of the building. Now and then a large wave reached even the
barrier or bulwark which defended the foundation of the house, and
was flung up on it with greater force and noise than those which only
broke upon the sand. Far in the distance, under the indistinct light
of a hazy and often overclouded moon, the ocean rolled its
multitudinous complication of waves, crossing, bursting, and mingling
with each other.
'A wild and dim spectacle,' said Bertram to himself, 'like those
crossing tides of fate which have tossed me about the world from my
infancy upwards. When will this uncertainty cease, and how soon shall
I be permitted to look out for a tranquil home, where I may cultivate
in quiet, and without dread and perplexity, those arts of peace from
which my cares have been hitherto so forcibly diverted? The ear of
Fancy, it is said, can discover the voice of sea-nymphs and tritons
amid the bursting murmurs of the ocean; would that I could do so, and
that some siren or Proteus would arise from these billows to unriddle
for me the strange maze of fate in which I am so deeply entangled!
Happy friend!' he said, looking at the bed where Dinmont had deposited
his bulky person, 'thy cares are confined to the narrow round of a
healthy and thriving occupation! Thou canst lay them aside at
pleasure, and enjoy the deep repose of body and mind which wholesome
labour has prepared for thee!'
At this moment his reflections were broken by little Wasp, who,
attempting to spring up against the window, began to yelp and bark
most furiously. The sounds reached Dinmont's ears, but without
dissipating the illusion which had transported him from this wretched
apartment to the free air of his own green hills. 'Hoy, Yarrow, man!
far yaud, far yaud!' he muttered between his teeth, imagining,
doubtless, that he was calling to his sheep-dog, and hounding him in
shepherds' phrase against some intruders on the grazing. The continued
barking of the terrier within was answered by the angry challenge of
the mastiff in the courtyard, which had for a long time been silent,
excepting only an occasional short and deep note, uttered when the
moon shone suddenly from among the clouds. Now his clamour was
continued and furious, and seemed to be excited by some disturbance
distinct from the barking of Wasp, which had first given him the
alarm, and which, with much trouble, his master had contrived to still
into an angry note of low growling.
At last Bertram, whose attention was now fully awakened, conceived
that he saw a boat upon the sea, and heard in good earnest the sound
of oars and of human voices mingling with the dash of the billows.
'Some benighted fishermen,' he thought, 'or perhaps some of the
desperate traders from the Isle of Man. They are very hardy, however,
to approach so near to the custom-house, where there must be
sentinels. It is a large boat, like a long-boat, and full of people;
perhaps it belongs to the revenue service.' Bertram was confirmed in
this last opinion by observing that the boat made for a little quay
which ran into the sea behind the custom-house, and, jumping ashore
one after another, the crew, to the number of twenty hands, glided
secretly up a small lane which divided the custom-house from the
bridewell, and disappeared from his sight, leaving only two persons to
take care of the boat.
The dash of these men's oars at first, and latterly the suppressed
sounds of their voices, had excited the wrath of the wakeful sentinel
in the courtyard, who now exalted his deep voice into such a horrid
and continuous din that it awakened his brute master, as savage a
ban-dog as himself. His cry from a window, of 'How now, Tearum, what's
the matter, sir? down, d—n ye, down!' produced no abatement of
Tearum's vociferation, which in part prevented his master from hearing
the sounds of alarm which his ferocious vigilance was in the act of
challenging. But the mate of the two-legged Cerberus was gifted with
sharper ears than her husband. She also was now at the window. 'B—t
ye, gae down and let loose the dog,' she said; 'they're sporting the
door of the custom-house, and the auld sap at Hazlewood House has
ordered off the guard. But ye hae nae mair heart than a cat.' And down
the Amazon sallied to perform the task herself, while her helpmate,
more jealous of insurrection within doors than of storm from without,
went from cell to cell to see that the inhabitants of each were
These latter sounds with which we have made the reader acquainted
had their origin in front of the house, and were consequently
imperfectly heard by Bertram, whose apartment, as we have already
noticed, looked from the back part of the building upon the sea. He
heard, however, a stir and tumult in the house, which did not seem to
accord with the stern seclusion of a prison at the hour of midnight,
and, connecting them with the arrival of an armed boat at that dead
hour, could not but suppose that something extraordinary was about to
take place. In this belief he shook Dinmont by the shoulder. 'Eh! Ay!
Oh! Ailie, woman, it's no time to get up yet,' groaned the sleeping
man of the mountains. More roughly shaken, however, he gathered
himself up, shook his ears, and asked, 'In the name of Providence
what's the matter?'
'That I can't tell you,' replied Bertram; 'but either the place is
on fire or some extraordinary thing is about to happen. Are you not
sensible of a smell of fire? Do you not hear what a noise there is of
clashing doors within the house and of hoarse voices, murmurs, and
distant shouts on the outside? Upon my word, I believe something very
extraordinary has taken place. Get up, for the love of Heaven, and let
us be on our guard.'
Dinmont rose at the idea of danger, as intrepid and undismayed as
any of his ancestors when the beacon-light was kindled. 'Od, Captain,
this is a queer place! they winna let ye out in the day, and they
winna let ye sleep in the night. Deil, but it wad break my heart in a
fortnight. But, Lordsake, what a racket they're making now! Od, I wish
we had some light. Wasp, Wasp, whisht, hinny; whisht, my bonnie man,
and let's hear what they're doing. Deil's in ye, will ye whisht?'
They sought in vain among the embers the means of lighting their
candle, and the noise without still continued. Dinmont in his turn
had recourse to the window—'Lordsake, Captain! come here. Od, they
hae broken the custom-house!'
Bertram hastened to the window, and plainly saw a miscellaneous
crowd of smugglers, and blackguards of different descriptions, some
carrying lighted torches, others bearing packages and barrels down the
lane to the boat that was lying at the quay, to which two or three
other fisher-boats were now brought round. They were loading each of
these in their turn, and one or two had already put off to seaward.
'This speaks for itself,' said Bertram; 'but I fear something worse
has happened. Do you perceive a strong smell of smoke, or is it my
'Fancy?' answered Dinmont, 'there's a reek like a killogie. Od, if
they burn the custom-house it will catch here, and we'll lunt like a
tar-barrel a' thegither. Eh! it wad be fearsome to be burnt alive for
naething, like as if ane had been a warlock! Mac-Guffog, hear ye!'
roaring at the top of his voice; 'an ye wad ever hae a haill bane in
your skin, let's out, man, let's out!'
The fire began now to rise high, and thick clouds of smoke rolled
past the window at which Bertram and Dinmont were stationed.
Sometimes, as the wind pleased, the dim shroud of vapour hid
everything from their sight; sometimes a red glare illuminated both
land and sea, and shone full on the stern and fierce figures who, wild
with ferocious activity, were engaged in loading the boats. The fire
was at length triumphant, and spouted in jets of flame out at each
window of the burning building, while huge flakes of flaming materials
came driving on the wind against the adjoining prison, and rolling a
dark canopy of smoke over all the neighbourhood. The shouts of a
furious mob resounded far and wide; for the smugglers in their triumph
were joined by all the rabble of the little town and neighbourhood,
now aroused and in complete agitation, notwithstanding the lateness of
the hour, some from interest in the free trade, and most from the
general love of mischief and tumult natural to a vulgar populace.
Bertram began to be seriously anxious for their fate. There was no
stir in the house; it seemed as if the jailor had deserted his
charge, and left the prison with its wretched inhabitants to the
mercy of the conflagration which was spreading towards them. In the
meantime a new and fierce attack was heard upon the outer gate of the
correction house, which, battered with sledge-hammers and crows, was
soon forced. The keeper, as great a coward as a bully, with his more
ferocious wife, had fled; their servants readily surrendered the keys.
The liberated prisoners, celebrating their deliverance with the
wildest yells of joy, mingled among the mob which had given them
In the midst of the confusion that ensued three or four of the
principal smugglers hurried to the apartment of Bertram with lighted
torches, and armed with cutlasses and pistols. 'Der deyvil,' said the
leader, 'here's our mark!' and two of them seized on Bertram; but one
whispered in his ear,' Make no resistance till you are in the street.'
The same individual found an instant to say to Dinmont—'Follow your
friend, and help when you see the time come.'
In the hurry of the moment Dinmont obeyed and followed close. The
two smugglers dragged Bertram along the passage, downstairs, through
the courtyard, now illuminated by the glare of fire, and into the
narrow street to which the gate opened, where in the confusion the
gang were necessarily in some degree separated from each other. A
rapid noise, as of a body of horse advancing, seemed to add to the
disturbance. 'Hagel and wetter, what is that?' said the leader; 'keep
together, kinder; look to the prisoner.' But in spite of his charge
the two who held Bertram were the last of the party.
The sounds and signs of violence were heard in front. The press
became furiously agitated, while some endeavoured to defend
themselves, others to escape; shots were fired, and the glittering
broadswords of the dragoons began to appear flashing above the heads
of the rioters. 'Now,' said the warning whisper of the man who held
Bertram's left arm, the same who had spoken before, 'shake off that
fellow and follow me.'
Bertram, exerting his strength suddenly and effectually, easily
burst from the grasp of the man who held his collar on the right
side. The fellow attempted to draw a pistol, but was prostrated by a
blow of Dinmont's fist, which an ox could hardly have received without
the same humiliation. 'Follow me quick,' said the friendly partizan,
and dived through a very narrow and dirty lane which led from the main
No pursuit took place. The attention of the smugglers had been
otherwise and very disagreeably engaged by the sudden appearance of
Mac-Morlan and the party of horse. The loud, manly voice of the
provincial magistrate was heard proclaiming the Riot Act, and
charging 'all those unlawfully assembled to disperse at their own
proper peril.' This interruption would, indeed, have happened in time
sufficient to have prevented the attempt, had not the magistrate
received upon the road some false information which led him to think
that the smugglers were to land at the bay of Ellangowan. Nearly two
hours were lost in consequence of this false intelligence, which it
may be no lack of charity to suppose that Glossin, so deeply
interested in the issue of that night's daring attempt, had contrived
to throw in Mac-Morlan's way, availing himself of the knowledge that
the soldiers had left Hazlewood House, which would soon reach an ear
so anxious as his.
In the meantime, Bertram followed his guide, and was in his turn
followed by Dinmont. The shouts of the mob, the trampling of the
horses, the dropping pistol-shots, sunk more and more faintly upon
their ears, when at the end of the dark lane they found a post-
chaise with four horses. 'Are you here, in God's name?' said the
guide to the postilion who drove the leaders.
'Ay, troth am I,' answered Jock Jabos, 'and I wish I were ony gate
'Open the carriage then. You, gentlemen, get into it; in a short
time you'll be in a place of safety, and (to Bertram) remember your
promise to the gipsy wife!'
Bertram, resolving to be passive in the hands of a person who had
just rendered him such a distinguished piece of service, got into the
chaise as directed. Dinmont followed; Wasp, who had kept close by
them, sprung in at the same time, and the carriage drove off very
fast. 'Have a care o' me,' said Dinmont, 'but this is the queerest
thing yet! Od, I trust they'll no coup us. And then what's to come o'
Dumple? I would rather be on his back than in the Deuke's coach, God
Bertram observed, that they could not go at that rapid rate to any
very great distance without changing horses, and that they might
insist upon remaining till daylight at the first inn they stopped at,
or at least upon being made acquainted with the purpose and
termination of their journey, and Mr. Dinmont might there give
directions about his faithful horse, which would probably be safe at
the stables where he had left him. 'Aweel, aweel, e'en sae be it for
Dandie. Od, if we were ance out o' this trindling kist o' a thing, I
am thinking they wad find it hard wark to gar us gang ony gate but
where we liked oursells.'
While he thus spoke the carriage, making a sudden turn, showed
them through the left window the village at some distance, still
widely beaconed by the fire, which, having reached a store-house
wherein spirits were deposited, now rose high into the air, a
wavering column of brilliant light. They had not long time to admire
this spectacle, for another turn of the road carried them into a close
lane between plantations, through which the chaise proceeded in nearly
total darkness, but with unabated speed.
The night drave on wi' sangs and clatter,
And aye the ale was growing better
We must now return to Woodbourne, which, it may be remembered, we
left just after the Colonel had given some directions to his
confidential servant. When he returned, his absence of mind, and an
unusual expression of thought and anxiety upon his features, struck
the ladies, whom he joined in the drawing-room. Mannering was not,
however, a man to be questioned, even by those whom he most loved,
upon the cause of the mental agitation which these signs expressed.
The hour of tea arrived, and the party were partaking of that
refreshment in silence when a carriage drove up to the door, and the
bell announced the arrival of a visitor. 'Surely,' said Mannering, 'it
is too soon by some hours.'
There was a short pause, when Barnes, opening the door of the
saloon, announced Mr. Pleydell. In marched the lawyer, whose well-
brushed black coat and well-powdered wig, together with his point
ruffles, brown silk stockings, highly-varnished shoes, and gold
buckles, exhibited the pains which the old gentleman had taken to
prepare his person for the ladies' society. He was welcomed by
Mannering with a hearty shake by the hand. 'The very man I wished to
see at this moment!'
'Yes,' said the Counsellor, 'I told you I would take the first
opportunity; so I have ventured to leave the court for a week in
session time—no common sacrifice; but I had a notion I could be
useful, and I was to attend a proof here about the same time. But
will you not introduce me to the young ladies? Ah! there is one I
should have known at once from her family likeness! Miss Lucy
Bertram, my love, I am most happy to see you.' And he folded her in
his arms, and gave her a hearty kiss on each side of the face, to
which Lucy submitted in blushing resignation.
'On n'arrete pas dans un si beau chemin,' continued the gay old
gentleman, and, as the Colonel presented him to Julia, took the same
liberty with that fair lady's cheek. Julia laughed, coloured, and
disengaged herself. 'I beg a thousand pardons,' said the lawyer, with
a bow which was not at all professionally awkward; 'age and old
fashions give privileges, and I can hardly say whether I am most sorry
just now at being too well entitled to claim them at all, or happy in
having such an opportunity to exercise them so agreeably.'
'Upon my word, sir,' said Miss Mannering, laughing, 'if you make
such flattering apologies we shall begin to doubt whether we can
admit you to shelter yourself under your alleged qualifications.'
'I can assure you, Julia,' said the Colonel, 'you are perfectly
right. My friend the Counsellor is a dangerous person; the last time
I had the pleasure of seeing him he was closeted with a fair lady who
had granted him a tete-a-tete at eight in the morning.'
'Ay, but, Colonel,' said the Counsellor, 'you should add, I was
more indebted to my chocolate than my charms for so distinguished a
favour from a person of such propriety of demeanour as Mrs. Rebecca.'
'And that should remind me, Mr. Pleydell,' said Julia, 'to offer
you tea; that is, supposing you have dined.'
'Anything, Miss Mannering, from your hands,' answered the gallant
jurisconsult; 'yes, I have dined; that is to say, as people dine at a
'And that is indifferently enough,' said the Colonel, with his
hand upon the bell-handle; 'give me leave to order something.'
'Why, to say truth, 'replied Mr. Pleydell, 'I had rather not. I
have been inquiring into that matter, for you must know I stopped an
instant below to pull off my boot-hose, "a world too wide for my
shrunk shanks,"' glancing down with some complacency upon limbs which
looked very well for his time of life, 'and I had some conversation
with your Barnes and a very intelligent person whom I presume to be
the housekeeper; and it was settled among us, tota re perspecta,—I
beg Miss Mannering's pardon for my Latin,—that the old lady should
add to your light family supper the more substantial refreshment of a
brace of wild ducks. I told her (always under deep submission) my poor
thoughts about the sauce, which concurred exactly with her own; and,
if you please, I would rather wait till they are ready before eating
'And we will anticipate our usual hour of supper,' said the
'With all my heart,' said Pleydell, 'providing I do not lose the
ladies' company a moment the sooner. I am of counsel with my old
friend Burnet; [Footnote: See Note 5] I love the coena, the supper of
the ancients, the pleasant meal and social glass that wash out of
one's mind the cobwebs that business or gloom have been spinning in
our brains all day.'
The vivacity of Mr. Pleydell's look and manner, and the quietness
with which he made himself at home on the subject of his little
epicurean comforts, amused the ladies, but particularly Miss
Mannering, who immediately gave the Counsellor a great deal of
flattering attention; and more pretty things were said on both sides
during the service of the tea-table than we have leisure to repeat.
As soon as this was over, Mannering led the Counsellor by the arm
into a small study which opened from the saloon, and where, according
to the custom of the family, there were always lights and a good fire
in the evening.
'I see,'said Mr. Pleydell, 'you have got something to tell me
about the Ellangowan business. Is it terrestrial or celestial? What
says my military Albumazar? Have you calculated the course of
futurity? have you consulted your ephemerides, your almochoden, your
'No, truly, Counsellor,' replied Mannering, 'you are the only
Ptolemy I intend to resort to upon the present occasion. A second
Prospero, I have broken my staff and drowned my book far beyond
plummet depth. But I have great news notwithstanding. Meg Merrilies,
our Egyptian sibyl, has appeared to the Dominie this very day, and, as
I conjecture, has frightened the honest man not a little.'
'Ay, and she has done me the honour to open a correspondence with
me, supposing me to be as deep in astrological mysteries as when we
first met. Here is her scroll, delivered to me by the Dominie.'
Pleydell put on his spectacles. 'A vile greasy scrawl, indeed; and
the letters are uncial or semi-uncial, as somebody calls your large
text hand, and in size and perpendicularity resemble the ribs of a
roasted pig; I can hardly make it out.'
'Read aloud,' said Mannering.
'I will try,' answered the Lawyer. '"YOU ARE A GOOD SEEKER, BUT A
BAD FINDER; YOU SET YOURSELF TO PROP A FALLING HOUSE, BUT HAD A GEY
GUESS IT WOULD RISE AGAIN. LEND YOUR HAND TO THE WORK THAT'S NEAR, AS
YOU LENT YOUR EE TO THE WEIRD THAT WAS FAR. HAVE A CARRIAGE THIS NIGHT
BY TEN O'CLOCK AT THE END OF THE CROOKED DYKES AT PORTANFERRY, AND LET
IT BRING THE FOLK TO WOODBOURNE THAT SHALL ASK THEM, IF THEY BE THERE
IN GOD'S NAME."—Stay, here follows some poetry—
"DARK SHALL BE LIGHT,
AND WRONG DONE TO RIGHT,
WHEN BERTRAM'S RIGHT AND BERTRAM'S MIGHT
SHALL MEET ON ELLANGOWAN'S HEIGHT."
A most mystic epistle truly, and closes in a vein of poetry worthy
of the Cumaean sibyl. And what have you done?'
'Why,' said Mannering, rather reluctantly, 'I was loth to risk any
opportunity of throwing light on this business. The woman is perhaps
crazed, and these effusions may arise only from visions of her
imagination; but you were of opinion that she knew more of that
strange story than she ever told.'
'And so,' said Pleydell, 'you sent a carriage to the place named?'
'You will laugh at me if I own I did,' replied the Colonel.
'Who, I?' replied the Advocate. 'No, truly, I think it was the
wisest thing you could do.'
'Yes,' answered Mannering, well pleased to have escaped the
ridicule he apprehended; 'you know the worst is paying the chaise-
hire. I sent a post-chaise and four from Kippletringan, with
instructions corresponding to the letter; the horses will have a long
and cold station on the outpost to-night if our intelligence be
'Ay, but I think it will prove otherwise,' said the Lawyer. 'This
woman has played a part till she believes it; or, if she be a
thorough-paced impostor, without a single grain of self-delusion to
qualify her knavery, still she may think herself bound to act in
character; this I know, that I could get nothing out of her by the
common modes of interrogation, and the wisest thing we can do is to
give her an opportunity of making the discovery her own way. And now
have you more to say, or shall we go to the ladies?'
'Why, my mind is uncommonly agitated,' answered the Colonel, 'and-
-but I really have no more to say; only I shall count the minutes
till the carriage returns; but you cannot be expected to be so
'Why, no; use is all in all,' said the more experienced lawyer; 'I
am much interested certainly, but I think I shall be able to survive
the interval, if the ladies will afford us some music.'
'And with the assistance of the wild ducks, by and by?' suggested
'True, Colonel; a lawyer's anxiety about the fate of the most
interesting cause has seldom spoiled either his sleep or digestion.
[Footnote: See Note 6.] And yet I shall be very eager to hear the
rattle of these wheels on their return, notwithstanding.'
So saying, he rose and led the way into the next room, where Miss
Mannering, at his request, took her seat at the harpsichord, Lucy
Bertram, who sung her native melodies very sweetly, was accompanied
by her friend upon the instrument, and Julia afterwards performed some
of Scarlatti's sonatas with great brilliancy. The old lawyer, scraping
a little upon the violoncello, and being a member of the gentlemen's
concert in Edinburgh, was so greatly delighted with this mode of
spending the evening that I doubt if he once thought of the wild ducks
until Barnes informed the company that supper was ready.
'Tell Mrs. Allan to have something in readiness,' said the
Colonel; 'I expect—that is, I hope—perhaps some company may be here
to-night; and let the men sit up, and do not lock the upper gate on
the lawn until I desire you.'
'Lord, sir,' said Julia, 'whom can you possibly expect to-night?'
'Why, some persons, strangers to me, talked of calling in the
evening on business,' answered her father, not without embarrassment,
for he would have little brooked a disappointment which might have
thrown ridicule on his judgment; 'it is quite uncertain.'
'Well, we shall not pardon them for disturbing our party,' said
Julia, 'unless they bring as much good-humour and as susceptible
hearts as my friend and admirer, for so he has dubbed himself, Mr.
'Ah, Miss Julia,' said Pleydell, offering his arm with an air of
gallantry to conduct her into the eating-room, 'the time has been,
when I returned from Utrecht in the year 1738—'
'Pray don't talk of it,' answered the young lady; 'we like you
much better as you are. Utrecht, in Heaven's name! I daresay you have
spent all the intervening years in getting rid so completely of the
effects of your Dutch education.'
'O forgive me, Miss Mannering,' said the Lawyer, 'the Dutch are a
much more accomplished people in point of gallantry than their
volatile neighbours are willing to admit. They are constant as
clock-work in their attentions.'
' I should tire of that,' said Julia.
'Imperturbable in their good temper,' continued Pleydell.
'Worse and worse,' said the young lady.
'And then,' said the old beau garcon, 'although for six times
three hundred and sixty-five days your swain has placed the capuchin
round your neck, and the stove under your feet, and driven your little
sledge upon the ice in winter, and your cabriole through the dust in
summer, you may dismiss him at once, without reason or apology, upon
the two thousand one hundred and ninetieth day, which, according to my
hasty calculation, and without reckoning leap-years, will complete the
cycle of the supposed adoration, and that without your amiable
feelings having the slightest occasion to be alarmed for the
consequences to those of Mynheer.'
'Well,' replied Julia,' that last is truly a Dutch recommendation,
Mr. Pleydell; crystal and hearts would lose all their merit in the
world if it were not for their fragility.'
'Why, upon that point of the argument, Miss Mannering, it is as
difficult to find a heart that will break as a glass that will not;
and for that reason I would press the value of mine own, were it not
that I see Mr. Sampson's eyes have been closed, and his hands clasped
for some time, attending the end of our conference to begin the grace.
And, to say the truth, the appearance of the wild ducks is very
appetising.' So saying, the worthy Counsellor sat himself to table,
and laid aside his gallantry for awhile to do honour to the good
things placed before him. Nothing further is recorded of him for some
time, excepting an observation that the ducks were roasted to a single
turn, and that Mrs. Allan's sauce of claret, lemon, and cayenne was
'I see,' said Miss Mannering, 'I have a formidable rival in Mr.
Pleydell's favour, even on the very first night of his avowed
'Pardon me, my fair lady,' answered the Counsellor, 'your avowed
rigour alone has induced me to commit the solecism of eating a good
supper in your presence; how shall I support your frowns without
reinforcing my strength? Upon the same principle, and no other, I will
ask permission to drink wine with you.'
'This is the fashion of Utrecht also, I suppose, Mr. Pleydell?'
'Forgive me, madam,' answered the Counsellor; 'the French
themselves, the patterns of all that is gallant, term their
tavern-keepers restaurateurs, alluding, doubtless, to the relief they
afford the disconsolate lover when bowed down to the earth by his
mistress's severity. My own case requires so much relief that I must
trouble you for that other wing, Mr. Sampson, without prejudice to my
afterwards applying to Miss Bertram for a tart. Be pleased to tear the
wing, sir, instead of cutting it off. Mr. Barnes will assist you, Mr.
Sampson; thank you, sir; and, Mr. Barnes, a glass of ale, if you
While the old gentleman, pleased with Miss Mannering's liveliness
and attention, rattled away for her amusement and his own, the
impatience of Colonel Mannering began to exceed all bounds. He
declined sitting down at table, under pretence that he never eat
supper; and traversed the parlour in which they were with hasty and
impatient steps, now throwing up the window to gaze upon the dark
lawn, now listening for the remote sound of the carriage advancing up
the avenue. At length, in a feeling of uncontrollable impatience, he
left the room, took his hat and cloak, and pursued his walk up the
avenue, as if his so doing would hasten the approach of those whom he
desired to see. 'I really wish,' said Miss Bertram,' Colonel Mannering
would not venture out after nightfall. You must have heard, Mr.
Pleydell, what a cruel fright we had.'
'O, with the smugglers?' replied the Advocate; 'they are old
friends of mine. I was the means of bringing some of them to justice
a long time since, when sheriff of this county.'
'And then the alarm we had immediately afterwards,' added Miss
Bertram, 'from the vengeance of one of these wretches.'
'When young Hazlewood was hurt; I heard of that too.'
'Imagine, my dear Mr. Pleydell,' continued Lucy, 'how much Miss
Mannering and I were alarmed when a ruffian, equally dreadful for his
great strength and the sternness of his features, rushed out upon us!'
'You must know, Mr. Pleydell,' said Julia, unable to suppress her
resentment at this undesigned aspersion of her admirer, 'that young
Hazlewood is so handsome in the eyes of the young ladies of this
country that they think every person shocking who comes near him.'
'Oho!' thought Pleydell, who was by profession an observer of
tones and gestures,' there's something wrong here between my young
friends.'—'Well, Miss Mannering, I have not seen young Hazlewood
since he was a boy, so the ladies may be perfectly right; but I can
assure you, in spite of your scorn, that if you want to see handsome
men you must go to Holland; the prettiest fellow I ever saw was a
Dutchman, in spite of his being called Vanbost, or Vanbuster, or some
such barbarous name. He will not be quite so handsome now, to be
It was now Julia's turn to look a little out of countenance at the
chance hit of her learned admirer, but that instant the Colonel
entered the room. 'I can hear nothing of them yet,' he said; 'still,
however, we will not separate. Where is Dominie Sampson?'
'Here, honoured sir.'
'What is that book you hold in your hand, Mr. Sampson?'
'It's even the learned De Lyra, sir. I would crave his honour Mr.
Pleydell's judgment, always with his best leisure, to expound a
'I am not in the vein, Mr. Sampson,' answered Pleydell; 'here's
metal more attractive. I do not despair to engage these two young
ladies in a glee or a catch, wherein I, even I myself, will adventure
myself for the bass part. Hang De Lyra, man; keep him for a fitter
The disappointed Dominie shut his ponderous tome, much marvelling
in his mind how a person possessed of the lawyer's erudition could
give his mind to these frivolous toys. But the Counsellor,
indifferent to the high character for learning which he was trifling
away, filled himself a large glass of Burgundy, and, after preluding a
little with a voice somewhat the worse for the wear, gave the ladies a
courageous invitation to join in 'We be Three Poor Mariners,' and
accomplished his own part therein with great eclat.
'Are you not withering your roses with sitting up so late, my
young ladies?' said the Colonel.
'Not a bit, sir,' answered Julia; 'your friend Mr. Pleydell
threatens to become a pupil of Mr. Sampson's to-morrow, so we must
make the most of our conquest to-night.'
This led to another musical trial of skill, and that to lively
conversation. At length, when the solitary sound of one o'clock had
long since resounded on the ebon ear of night, and the next signal of
the advance of time was close approaching, Mannering, whose impatience
had long subsided into disappointment and despair, looked at his watch
and said, 'We must now give them up,' when at that instant—But what
then befell will require a separate chapter.
JUSTICE This does indeed confirm each circumstance
The gipsy told!
No orphan, nor without a friend art thou.
I am thy father, HERE'S thy mother, THERE
Thy uncle, THIS thy first cousin, and THESE
Are all thy near relations!
As Mannering replaced his watch, he heard a distant and hollow
sound. 'It is a carriage for certain; no, it is but the sound of the
wind among the leafless trees. Do come to the window, Mr. Pleydell.'
The Counsellor, who, with his large silk handkerchief in his hand, was
expatiating away to Julia upon some subject which he thought was
interesting, obeyed the summons, first, however, wrapping the
handkerchief round his neck by way of precaution against the cold air.
The sound of wheels became now very perceptible, and Pleydell, as if
he had reserved all his curiosity till that moment, ran out to the
hall. The Colonel rung for Barnes to desire that the persons who came
in the carriage might be shown into a separate room, being altogether
uncertain whom it might contain. It stopped, however, at the door
before his purpose could be fully explained. A moment after Mr.
Pleydell called out, 'Here's our Liddesdale friend, I protest, with a
strapping young fellow of the same calibre.' His voice arrested
Dinmont, who recognised him with equal surprise and pleasure. 'Od, if
it's your honour we'll a' be as right and tight as thack and rape can
But while the farmer stopped to make his bow, Bertram, dizzied
with the sudden glare of light, and bewildered with the circumstances
of his situation, almost unconsciously entered the open door of the
parlour, and confronted the Colonel, who was just advancing towards
it. The strong light of the apartment left no doubt of his identity,
and he himself was as much confounded with the appearance of those to
whom he so unexpectedly presented himself as they were by the sight of
so utterly unlooked-for an object. It must be remembered that each
individual present had their own peculiar reasons for looking with
terror upon what seemed at first sight a spectral apparition.
Mannering saw before him the man whom he supposed he had killed in
India; Julia beheld her lover in a most peculiar and hazardous
situation; and Lucy Bertram at once knew the person who had fired upon
young Hazlewood. Bertram, who interpreted the fixed and motionless
astonishment of the Colonel into displeasure at his intrusion,
hastened to say that it was involuntary, since he had been hurried
hither without even knowing whither he was to be transported.
'Mr. Brown, I believe!' said Colonel Mannering.
'Yes, sir,' replied the young man, modestly, but with firmness,
'the same you knew in India; and who ventures to hope, that what you
did then know of him is not such as should prevent his requesting you
would favour him with your attestation to his character as a gentleman
and man of honour.'
'Mr. Brown, I have been seldom—never—so much surprised;
certainly, sir, in whatever passed between us you have a right to
command my favourable testimony.'
At this critical moment entered the Counsellor and Dinmont. The
former beheld to his astonishment the Colonel but just recovering
from his first surprise, Lucy Bertram ready to faint with terror, and
Miss Mannering in an agony of doubt and apprehension, which she in
vain endeavoured to disguise or suppress. 'What is the meaning of all
this?' said he; 'has this young fellow brought the Gorgon's head in
his hand? let me look at him. By Heaven!' he muttered to himself, 'the
very image of old Ellangowan! Yes, the same manly form and handsome
features, but with a world of more intelligence in the face. Yes! the
witch has kept her word.' Then instantly passing to Lucy, 'Look at
that man, Miss Bertram, my dear; have you never seen any one like
Lucy had only ventured one glance at this object of terror, by
which, however, from his remarkable height and appearance, she at
once recognised the supposed assassin of young Hazlewood, a
conviction which excluded, of course, the more favourable association
of ideas which might have occurred on a closer view. 'Don't ask me
about him, sir,' said she, turning away her eyes; 'send him away, for
Heaven's sake! we shall all be murdered!'
'Murdered! where's the poker?' said the Advocate in some alarm;
'but nonsense! we are three men besides the servants, and there is
honest Liddesdale, worth half-a-dozen, to boot; we have the major vis
upon our side. However, here, my friend Dandie—Davie—what do they
call you? keep between that fellow and us for the protection of the
'Lord! Mr. Pleydell,' said the astonished farmer, 'that's Captain
Brown; d 'ye no ken the Captain?'
'Nay, if he's a friend of yours we may be safe enough,' answered
Pleydell; 'but keep near him.'
All this passed with such rapidity that it was over before the
Dominie had recovered himself from a fit of absence, shut the book
which he had been studying in a corner, and, advancing to obtain a
sight of the strangers, exclaimed at once upon beholding Bertram, 'If
the grave can give up the dead, that is my dear and honoured master!'
'We're right after all, by Heaven! I was sure I was right,' said
the Lawyer; 'he is the very image of his father. Come, Colonel, what
do you think of, that you do not bid your guest welcome? I think—I
believe—I trust we're right; never saw such a likeness! But patience;
Dominie, say not a word. Sit down, young gentleman.'
'I beg pardon, sir; if I am, as I understand, in Colonel
Mannering's house, I should wish first to know if my accidental
appearance here gives offence, or if I am welcome?'
Mannering instantly made an effort. 'Welcome? most certainly,
especially if you can point out how I can serve you. I believe I may
have some wrongs to repair towards you, I have often suspected so; but
your sudden and unexpected appearance, connected with painful
recollections, prevented my saying at first, as I now say, that
whatever has procured me the honour of this visit, it is an acceptable
Bertram bowed with an air of distant yet civil acknowledgment to
the grave courtesy of Mannering.
'Julia, my love, you had better retire. Mr. Brown, you will excuse
my daughter; there are circumstances which I perceive rush upon her
Miss Mannering rose and retired accordingly; yet, as she passed
Bertram, could not suppress the words, 'Infatuated! a second time!'
but so pronounced as to be heard by him alone. Miss Bertram
accompanied her friend, much surprised, but without venturing a
second glance at the object of her terror. Some mistake she saw there
was, and was unwilling to increase it by denouncing the stranger as an
assassin. He was known, she saw, to the Colonel, and received as a
gentleman; certainly he either was not the person she suspected or
Hazlewood was right in supposing the shot accidental.
The remaining part of the company would have formed no bad group
for a skilful painter. Each was too much embarrassed with his own
sensations to observe those of the others. Bertram most unexpectedly
found himself in the house of one whom he was alternately disposed to
dislike as his personal enemy and to respect as the father of Julia.
Mannering was struggling between his high sense of courtesy and
hospitality, his joy at finding himself relieved from the guilt of
having shed life in a private quarrel, and the former feelings of
dislike and prejudice, which revived in his haughty mind at the sight
of the object against whom he had entertained them. Sampson,
supporting his shaking limbs by leaning on the back of a chair, fixed
his eyes upon Bertram with a staring expression of nervous anxiety
which convulsed his whole visage. Dinmont, enveloped in his loose
shaggy great-coat, and resembling a huge bear erect upon his hinder
legs, stared on the whole scene with great round eyes that witnessed
The Counsellor alone was in his element: shrewd, prompt, and
active, he already calculated the prospect of brilliant success in a
strange, eventful, and mysterious lawsuit, and no young monarch,
flushed with hopes, and at the head of a gallant army, could
experience more glee when taking the field on his first campaign. He
bustled about with great energy, and took the arrangement of the whole
explanation upon himself.
'Come, come, gentlemen, sit down; this is all in my province; you
must let me arrange it for you. Sit down, my dear Colonel, and let me
manage; sit down, Mr. Brown, aut quocunque alio nomine vocaris;
Dominie, take your seat; draw in your chair, honest Liddesdale.'
'I dinna ken, Mr. Pleydell,' said Dinmont, looking at his
dreadnought coat, then at the handsome furniture of the room; 'I had
maybe better gang some gate else, and leave ye till your cracks, I'm
no just that weel put on.'
The Colonel, who by this time recognised Dandie, immediately went
up and bid him heartily welcome; assuring him that, from what he had
seen of him in Edinburgh, he was sure his rough coat and thick-soled
boots would honour a royal drawing-room.
'Na, na, Colonel, we're just plain up-the-country folk; but nae
doubt I would fain hear o' ony pleasure that was gaun to happen the
Captain, and I'm sure a' will gae right if Mr. Pleydell will take his
bit job in hand.'
'You're right, Dandie; spoke like a Hieland [Footnote: It may not
be unnecessary to tell southern readers that the mountainous country
in the south western borders of Scotland is called Hieland, though
totally different from the much more mountainous and more extensive
districts of the north, usually called Hielands.] oracle; and now be
silent. Well, you are all seated at last; take a glass of wine till I
begin my catechism methodically. And now,' turning to Bertram, 'my
dear boy, do you know who or what you are?'
In spite of his perplexity the catechumen could not help laughing
at this commencement, and answered, 'Indeed, sir, I formerly thought
I did; but I own late circumstances have made me somewhat uncertain.'
'Then tell us what you formerly thought yourself.'
'Why, I was in the habit of thinking and calling myself Vanbeest
Brown, who served as a cadet or volunteer under Colonel Mannering,
when he commanded the—regiment, in which capacity I was not unknown
'There,' said the Colonel, 'I can assure Mr. Brown of his
identity; and add, what his modesty may have forgotten, that he was
distinguished as a young man of talent and spirit.'
'So much the better, my dear sir,' said Mr. Pleydell; 'but that is
to general character. Mr. Brown must tell us where he was born.'
'In Scotland, I believe, but the place uncertain.'
'In Holland, certainly.'
'Do you remember nothing of your early life before you left
'Very imperfectly; yet I have a strong idea, perhaps more deeply
impressed upon me by subsequent hard usage, that I was during my
childhood the object of much solicitude and affection. I have an
indistinct remembrance of a good-looking man whom I used to call
papa, and of a lady who was infirm in health, and who, I think, must
have been my mother; but it is an imperfect and confused recollection.
I remember too a tall, thin, kind-tempered man in black, who used to
teach me my letters and walk out with me; and I think the very last
Here the Dominie could contain no longer. While every succeeding
word served to prove that the child of his benefactor stood before
him, he had struggled with the utmost difficulty to suppress his
emotions; but when the juvenile recollections of Bertram turned
towards his tutor and his precepts he was compelled to give way to
his feelings. He rose hastily from his chair, and with clasped hands,
trembling limbs, and streaming eyes, called out aloud, 'Harry Bertram!
look at me; was I not the man?'
'Yes!' said Bertram, starting from his seat as if a sudden light
had burst in upon his mind; 'yes; that was my name! And that is the
voice and the figure of my kind old master!'
The Dominie threw himself into his arms, pressed him a thousand
times to his bosom in convulsions of transport which shook his whole
frame, sobbed hysterically, and at length, in the emphatic language of
Scripture, lifted up his voice and wept aloud. Colonel Mannering had
recourse to his handkerchief; Pleydell made wry faces, and wiped the
glasses of his spectacles; and honest Dinmont, after two loud
blubbering explosions, exclaimed, 'Deil's in the man! he's garr'd me
do that I haena done since my auld mither died.'
'Come, come,' said the Counsellor at last, 'silence in the court.
We have a clever party to contend with; we must lose no time in
gathering our information; for anything I know there may be something
to be done before daybreak.'
'I will order a horse to be saddled if you please,' said the
'No, no, time enough, time enough. But come, Dominie, I have
allowed you a competent space to express your feelings. I must
circumduce the term; you must let me proceed in my examination.'
The Dominie was habitually obedient to any one who chose to impose
commands upon him: he sunk back into his chair, spread his chequered
handkerchief over his face, to serve, as I suppose, for the Grecian
painter's veil, and, from the action of his folded hands, appeared for
a time engaged in the act of mental thanksgiving. He then raised his
eyes over the screen, as if to be assured that the pleasing apparition
had not melted into air; then again sunk them to resume his internal
act of devotion, until he felt himself compelled to give attention to
the Counsellor, from the interest which his questions excited.
'And now,' said Mr. Pleydell, after several minute inquiries
concerning his recollection of early events—'and now, Mr.
Bertram,—for I think we ought in future to call you by your own
proper name—will you have the goodness to let us know every
particular which you can recollect concerning the mode of your
'Indeed, sir, to say the truth, though the terrible outlines of
that day are strongly impressed upon my memory, yet somehow the very
terror which fixed them there has in a great measure confounded and
confused the details. I recollect, however, that I was walking
somewhere or other, in a wood, I think—'
'O yes, it was in Warroch wood, my dear,' said the Dominie.
'Hush, Mr. Sampson,' said the Lawyer.
'Yes, it was in a wood,' continued Bertram, as long past and
confused ideas arranged themselves in his reviving recollection; 'and
some one was with me; this worthy and affectionate gentleman, I
'O, ay, ay, Harry, Lord bless thee; it was even I myself.'
'Be silent, Dominie, and don't interrupt the evidence,' said
Pleydell. 'And so, sir?' to Bertram.
'And so, sir,' continued Bertram, 'like one of the changes of a
dream, I thought I was on horseback before my guide.'
'No, no,' exclaimed Sampson, 'never did I put my own limbs, not to
say thine, into such peril.'
'On my word, this is intolerable! Look ye, Dominie, if you speak
another word till I give you leave, I will read three sentences out
of the Black Acts, whisk my cane round my head three times, undo all
the magic of this night's work, and conjure Harry Bertram back again
into Vanbeest Brown.'
'Honoured and worthy sir,' groaned out the Dominie, 'I humbly
crave pardon; it was but verbum volans.'
'Well, nolens volens, you must hold your tongue,' said Pleydell.
'Pray, be silent, Mr. Sampson,' said the Colonel; 'it is of great
consequence to your recovered friend that you permit Mr. Pleydell to
proceed in his inquiries.'
'I am mute,' said the rebuked Dominie.
'On a sudden,' continued Bertram, 'two or three men sprung out
upon us, and we were pulled from horseback. I have little
recollection of anything else, but that I tried to escape in the
midst of a desperate scuffle, and fell into the arms of a very tall
woman who started from the bushes and protected me for some time; the
rest is all confusion and dread, a dim recollection of a sea-beach and
a cave, and of some strong potion which lulled me to sleep for a
length of time. In short, it is all a blank in my memory until I
recollect myself first an ill-used and half-starved cabin-boy aboard a
sloop, and then a schoolboy in Holland, under the protection of an old
merchant, who had taken some fancy for me.'
'And what account,' said Mr. Pleydell, 'did your guardian give of
'A very brief one,' answered Bertram, 'and a charge to inquire no
farther. I was given to understand that my father was concerned in
the smuggling trade carried on on the eastern coast of Scotland, and
was killed in a skirmish with the revenue officers; that his
correspondents in Holland had a vessel on the coast at the time, part
of the crew of which were engaged in the affair, and that they brought
me off after it was over, from a motive of compassion, as I was left
destitute by my father's death. As I grew older there was much of this
story seemed inconsistent with my own recollections, but what could I
do? I had no means of ascertaining my doubts, nor a single friend with
whom I could communicate or canvass them. The rest of my story is
known to Colonel Mannering: I went out to India to be a clerk in a
Dutch house; their affairs fell into confusion; I betook myself to the
military profession, and, I trust, as yet I have not disgraced it.'
'Thou art a fine young fellow, I'll be bound for thee,' said
Pleydell, 'and since you have wanted a father so long, I wish from my
heart I could claim the paternity myself. But this affair of young
'Was merely accidental,' said Bertram. 'I was travelling in
Scotland for pleasure, and, after a week's residence with my friend
Mr. Dinmont, with whom I had the good fortune to form an accidental
"It was my gude fortune that," said Dinmont. "Odd, my brains wad
hae been knockit out by twa black-guards if it hadna been for his
"Shortly after we parted at the town of——I lost my baggage by
thieves, and it was while residing at Kippletringan I accidentally
met the young gentleman. As I was approaching to pay my respects to
Miss Mannering, whom I had known in India, Mr. Hazlewood, conceiving
my appearance none of the most respectable, commanded me rather
haughtily to stand back, and so gave occasion to the fray, in which I
had the misfortune to be the accidental means of wounding him. And
now, sir, that I have answered all your questions—"
"No, no, not quite all," said Pleydell, winking sagaciously;
"there are some interrogatories which I shall delay till to- morrow,
for it is time, I believe, to close the sederunt for this night, or
"Well, then, sir," said the young man, "to vary the phrase, since
I have answered all the questions which you have chosen to ask to-
night, will you be so good as to tell me who you are that take such
interest in my affairs, and whom you take me to be, since my arrival
has occasioned such commotion?"
"Why, sir, for myself," replied the Counsellor, "I am Paulus
Pleydell, an advocate at the Scottish bar; and for you, it is not
easy to say distinctly who you are at present, but I trust in a short
time to hail you by the title of Henry Bertram, Esq., representative
of one of the oldest families in Scotland, and heir of Tailzie and
provision to the estate of Ellangowan. Ay," continued he, shutting his
eyes and speaking to himself, "we must pass over his father, and serve
him heir to his grandfather Lewis, the entailer; the only wise man of
his family, that I ever heard of."
They had now risen to retire to their apartments for the night,
when Colonel Mannering walked up to Bertram, as he stood astonished
at the Counsellor's words. "I give you joy," he said, "of the
prospects which fate has opened before you. I was an early friend of
your father, and chanced to be in the house of Ellangowan, as
unexpectedly as you are now in mine, upon the very night in which you
were born. I little knew this circumstance when—but I trust
unkindness will be forgotten between us. Believe me, your appearance
here as Mr. Brown, alive and well, has relieved me from most painful
sensations; and your right to the name of an old friend renders your
presence as Mr. Bertram doubly welcome."
"And my parents?" said Bertram.
"Are both no more; and the family property has been sold, but I
trust may be recovered. Whatever is wanted to make your right
effectual I shall be most happy to supply."
"Nay, you may leave all that to me," said the Counsellor; "'t is
my vocation, Hal; I shall make money of it."
"I'm sure it's no for the like o'me," observed Dinmont, "to speak
to you gentlefolks; but if siller would help on the Captain's plea,
and they say nae plea gangs ain weel without it—"
"Except on Saturday night," said Pleydell.
"Ay, but when your honour wadna take your fee ye wadna hae the
cause neither, sae I'll ne'er fash you on a Saturday at e'en again.
But I was saying, there's some siller in the spleuchan that's like the
Captain's ain, for we've aye counted it such, baith Ailie and me."
'No, no, Liddesdale; no occasion, no occasion whatever. Keep thy
cash to stock thy farm.'
'To stock my farm? Mr. Pleydell, your honour kens mony things, but
ye dinna ken the farm o' Charlie's Hope; it's sae weel stockit
already that we sell maybe sax hundred pounds off it ilka year, flesh
and fell the gither; na, na.'
'Can't you take another then?'
'I dinna ken; the Deuke's no that fond o' led farms, and he canna
bide to put away the auld tenantry; and then I wadna like mysell to
gang about whistling [Footnote: See Note 7.] and raising the rent on
'What, not upon thy neighbour at Dawston—Devilstone—how d 'ye
call the place?'
'What, on Jock o' Dawston? hout na. He's a camsteary chield, and
fasheous about marches, and we've had some bits o' splores thegither;
but deil o'meif I wad wrang Jock o' Dawston neither.'
'Thou'rt an honest fellow,' said the Lawyer; 'get thee to bed.
Thou wilt sleep sounder, I warrant thee, than many a man that throws
off an embroidered coat and puts on a laced nightcap. Colonel, I see
you are busy with our enfant trouve. But Barnes must give me a summons
of wakening at seven to-morrow morning, for my servant's a
sleepy-headed fellow; and I daresay my clerk Driver has had Clarence's
fate, and is drowned by this time in a butt of your ale; for Mrs.
Allan promised to make him comfortable, and she'll soon discover what
he expects from that engagement. Good- night, Colonel; good-night,
Dominie Sampson; good-night, Dinmont the Downright; good-night, last
of all, to the new-found representative of the Bertrams, and the
Mac-Dingawaies, the Knarths, the Arths, the Godfreys, the Dennises,
and the Rolands, and, last and dearest title, heir of tailzie and
provision of the lands and barony of Ellangowan, under the settlement
of Lewis Bertram, Esq., whose representative you are.'
And so saying, the old gentleman took his candle and left the
room; and the company dispersed, after the Dominie had once more
hugged and embraced his 'little Harry Bertram,' as he continued to
call the young soldier of six feet high.
Carries no favour in it but Bertram's;
I am undone, there is no living, none,
If Bertram be away.
—All's Well that Ends Well.
At the hour which he had appointed the preceding evening the
indefatigable lawyer was seated by a good fire and a pair of wax
candles, with a velvet cap on his head and a quilted silk nightgown
on his person, busy arranging his memoranda of proofs and indications
concerning the murder of Frank Kennedy. An express had also been
despatched to Mr. Mac-Morlan, requesting his attendance at Woodbourne
as soon as possible on business of importance. Dinmont, fatigued with
the events of the evening before, and finding the accommodations of
Woodbourne much preferable to those of Mac-Guffog, was in no hurry to
rise. The impatience of Bertram might have put him earlier in motion,
but Colonel Mannering had intimated an intention to visit him in his
apartment in the morning, and he did not choose to leave it. Before
this interview he had dressed himself, Barnes having, by his master's
orders, supplied him with every accommodation of linen, etc., and now
anxiously waited the promised visit of his landlord.
In a short time a gentle tap announced the Colonel, with whom
Bertram held a long and satisfactory conversation. Each, however,
concealed from the other one circumstance. Mannering could not bring
himself to acknowledge the astrological prediction; and Bertram was,
from motives which may be easily conceived, silent respecting his love
for Julia. In other respects their intercourse was frank and grateful
to both, and had latterly, upon the Colonel's part, even an approach
to cordiality. Bertram carefully measured his own conduct by that of
his host, and seemed rather to receive his offered kindness with
gratitude and pleasure than to press for it with solicitation.
Miss Bertram was in the breakfast-parlour when Sampson shuffled
in, his face all radiant with smiles—a circumstance so uncommon that
Lucy's first idea was that somebody had been bantering him with an
imposition, which had thrown him into this ecstasy. Having sate for
some time rolling his eyes and gaping with his mouth like the great
wooden head at Merlin's exhibition, he at length began— 'And what do
you think of him, Miss Lucy?'
'Think of whom, Mr. Sampson?' asked the young lady.
'Of Har—no—of him that you know about?' again demanded the
'That I know about?' replied Lucy, totally at a loss to comprehend
'Yes, the stranger, you know, that came last evening, in the post
vehicle; he who shot young Hazelwood, ha, ha, ha!' burst forth the
Dominie, with a laugh that sounded like neighing.
'Indeed, Mr. Sampson,' said his pupil, 'you have chosen a strange
subject for mirth; I think nothing about the man, only I hope the
outrage was accidental, and that we need not fear a repetition of
'Accidental! ha, ha, ha!' again whinnied Sampson.
'Really, Mr. Sampson,' said Lucy, somewhat piqued, 'you are
unusually gay this morning.'
'Yes, of a surety I am! ha, ha, ho! face-ti-ous, ho, ho, ha!'
'So unusually facetious, my dear sir,' pursued the young lady,
'that I would wish rather to know the meaning of your mirth than to
be amused with its effects only.'
'You shall know it, Miss Lucy,' replied poor Abel. 'Do you
remember your brother?'
'Good God, how can you ask me? No one knows better than you he was
lost the very day I was born.'
'Very true, very true,' answered the Dominie, saddening at the
recollection; 'I was strangely oblivious; ay, ay! too true. But you
remember your worthy father?'
'How should you doubt it, Mr. Sampson? it is not so many weeks
'True, true; ay, too true,' replied the Dominie, his Houyhnhnm
laugh sinking into a hysterical giggle. 'I will be facetious no more
under these remembrances; but look at that young man!'
Bertram at this instant entered the room. 'Yes, look at him well,
he is your father's living image; and as God has deprived you of your
dear parents—O, my children, love one another!'
'It is indeed my father's face and form,' said Lucy, turning very
pale. Bertram ran to support her, the Dominie to fetch water to throw
upon her face (which in his haste he took from the boiling tea-urn),
when fortunately her colour, returning rapidly, saved her from the
application of this ill-judged remedy. 'I conjure you to tell me, Mr.
Sampson,' she said, in an interrupted yet solemn voice, 'is this my
'It is, it is! Miss Lucy, it is little Harry Bertram, as sure as
God's sun is in that heaven!'
'And this is my sister?' said Bertram, giving way to all that
family affection which had so long slumbered in his bosom for want of
an object to expand itself upon.
'It is, it is!—it is Miss Lucy Bertram,' ejaculated Sampson,
'whom by my poor aid you will find perfect in the tongues of France
and Italy, and even of Spain, in reading and writing her vernacular
tongue, and in arithmetic and book-keeping by double and single entry.
I say nothing of her talents of shaping and hemming and governing a
household, which, to give every one their due, she acquired not from
me but from the housekeeper; nor do I take merit for her performance
upon stringed instruments, whereunto the instructions of an honourable
young lady of virtue and modesty, and very facetious withal—Miss
Julia Mannering—hath not meanly contributed. Suum cuique tribuito.'
'You, then,' said Bertram to his sister, 'are all that remains to
me! Last night, but more fully this morning, Colonel Mannering gave
me an account of our family misfortunes, though without saying I
should find my sister here.'
'That,' said Lucy, 'he left to this gentleman to tell you—one of
the kindest and most faithful of friends, who soothed my father's
long sickness, witnessed his dying moments, and amid the heaviest
clouds of fortune would not desert his orphan.'
'God bless him for it!' said Bertram, shaking the Dominie's hand;'
he deserves the love with which I have always regarded even that dim
and imperfect shadow of his memory which my childhood retained.'
'And God bless you both, my dear children!' said Sampson; 'if it
had not been for your sake I would have been contented—had Heaven's
pleasure so been—to lay my head upon the turf beside my patron.'
'But I trust,' said Bertram—'I am encouraged to hope, we shall
all see better days. All our wrongs shall be redressed, since Heaven
has sent me means and friends to assert my right.'
'Friends indeed!' echoed the Dominie, 'and sent, as you truly say,
by HIM to whom I early taught you to look up as the source of all
that is good. There is the great Colonel Mannering from the Eastern
Indies, a man of war from his birth upwards, but who is not the less a
man of great erudition, considering his imperfect opportunities; and
there is, moreover, the great advocate Mr. Pleydell, who is also a man
of great erudition, but who descendeth to trifles unbeseeming thereof;
and there is Mr. Andrew Dinmont, whom I do not understand to have
possession of much erudition, but who, like the patriarchs of old, is
cunning in that which belongeth to flocks and herds; lastly, there is
even I myself, whose opportunities of collecting erudition, as they
have been greater than those of the aforesaid valuable persons, have
not, if it becomes me to speak, been pretermitted by me, in so far as
my poor faculties have enabled me to profit by them. Of a surety,
little Harry, we must speedily resume our studies. I will begin from
the foundation. Yes, I will reform your education upward from the true
knowledge of English grammar even to that of the Hebrew or Chaldaic
The reader may observe that upon this occasion Sampson was
infinitely more profuse of words than he had hitherto exhibited
himself. The reason was that, in recovering his pupil, his mind went
instantly back to their original connexion, and he had, in his
confusion of ideas, the strongest desire in the world to resume
spelling lessons and half-text with young Bertram. This was the more
ridiculous, as towards Lucy he assumed no such powers of tuition. But
she had grown up under his eye, and had been gradually emancipated
from his government by increase in years and knowledge, and a latent
sense of his own inferior tact in manners, whereas his first ideas
went to take up Harry pretty nearly where he had left him. From the
same feelings of reviving authority he indulged himself in what was to
him a profusion of language; and as people seldom speak more than
usual without exposing themselves, he gave those whom he addressed
plainly to understand that, while he deferred implicitly to the
opinions and commands, if they chose to impose them, of almost every
one whom he met with, it was under an internal conviction that in the
article of eru-di-ti-on, as he usually pronounced the word, he was
infinitely superior to them all put together. At present, however,
this intimation fell upon heedless ears, for the brother and sister
were too deeply engaged in asking and receiving intelligence
concerning their former fortunes to attend much to the worthy
Dominie. When Colonel Mannering left Bertram he went to Julia's
dressing-room and dismissed her attendant. 'My dear sir,' she said as
he entered, 'you have forgot our vigils last night, and have hardly
allowed me time to comb my hair, although you must be sensible how it
stood on end at the various wonders which took place.'
'It is with the inside of your head that I have some business at
present, Julia; I will return the outside to the care of your Mrs.
Mincing in a few minutes.'
'Lord, papa,' replied Miss Mannering, 'think how entangled all my
ideas are, and you to propose to comb them out in a few minutes! If
Mincing were to do so in her department she would tear half the hair
out of my head.'
'Well then, tell me,' said the Colonel, 'where the entanglement
lies, which I will try to extricate with due gentleness?'
'O, everywhere,' said the young lady; 'the whole is a wild dream.'
'Well then, I will try to unriddle it.' He gave a brief sketch of
the fate and prospects of Bertram, to which Julia listened with an
interest which she in vain endeavoured to disguise. 'Well,' concluded
her father, 'are your ideas on the subject more luminous?'
'More confused than ever, my dear sir,' said Julia. 'Here is this
young man come from India, after he had been supposed dead, like
Aboulfouaris the great voyager to his sister Canzade and his
provident brother Hour. I am wrong in the story, I believe— Canzade
was his wife; but Lucy may represent the one and the Dominie the
other. And then this lively crack-brained Scotch lawyer appears like a
pantomime at the end of a tragedy. And then how delightful it will be
if Lucy gets back her fortune.'
'Now I think,' said the Colonel, 'that the most mysterious part of
the business is, that Miss Julia Mannering, who must have known her
father's anxiety about the fate of this young man Brown, or Bertram,
as we must now call him, should have met him when Hazlewood's accident
took place, and never once mentioned to her father a word of the
matter, but suffered the search to proceed against this young
gentleman as a suspicious character and assassin.'
Julia, much of whose courage had been hastily assumed to meet the
interview with her father, was now unable to rally herself; she hung
down her head in silence, after in vain attempting to utter a denial
that she recollected Brown when she met him.
'No answer! Well, Julia,' continued her father, gravely but
kindly, 'allow me to ask you, Is this the only time you have seen
Brown since his return from India? Still no answer. I must then
naturally suppose that it is not the first time. Still no reply.
Julia Mannering, will you have the kindness to answer me? Was it this
young man who came under your window and conversed with you during
your residence at Mervyn Hall? Julia, I command—I entreat you to be
Miss Mannering raised her head. 'I have been, sir—I believe I am
still—very foolish; and it is perhaps more hard upon me that I must
meet this gentleman, who has been, though not the cause entirely, yet
the accomplice, of my folly, in your presence.' Here she made a full
'I am to understand, then,' said Mannering, 'that this was the
author of the serenade at Mervyn Hall?'
There was something in this allusive change of epithet that gave
Julia a little more courage. 'He was indeed, sir; and if I am very
wrong, as I have often thought, I have some apology.'
'And what is that?' answered the Colonel, speaking quick, and with
something of harshness.
'I will not venture to name it, sir; but (she opened a small
cabinet, and put some letters into his hands) I will give you these,
that you may see how this intimacy began, and by whom it was
Mannering took the packet to the window—his pride forbade a more
distant retreat. He glanced at some passages of the letters with an
unsteady eye and an agitated mind; his stoicism, however, came in time
to his aid—that philosophy which, rooted in pride, yet frequently
bears the fruits of virtue. He returned towards his daughter with as
firm an air as his feelings permitted him to assume.
'There is great apology for you, Julia, as far as I can judge from
a glance at these letters; you have obeyed at least one parent. Let
us adopt a Scotch proverb the Dominie quoted the other day— "Let
bygones be bygones, and fair play for the future." I will never
upbraid you with your past want of confidence; do you judge of my
future intentions by my actions, of which hitherto you have surely had
no reason to complain. Keep these letters; they were never intended
for my eye, and I would not willingly read more of them than I have
done, at your desire and for your exculpation. And now, are we
friends? Or rather, do you understand me?'
'O, my dear, generous father,' said Julia, throwing herself into
his arms, 'why have I ever for an instant misunderstood you?'
'No more of that, Julia,' said the Colonel; 'we have both been to
blame. He that is too proud to vindicate the affection and confidence
which he conceives should be given without solicitation, must meet
much, and perhaps deserved, disappointment. It is enough that one
dearest and most regretted member of my family has gone to the grave
without knowing me; let me not lose the confidence of a child who
ought to love me if she really loves herself.'
'O, no danger, no fear!' answered Julia; 'let me but have your
approbation and my own, and there is no rule you can prescribe so
severe that I will not follow.'
'Well, my love,' kissing her forehead, 'I trust we shall not call
upon you for anything too heroic. With respect to this young
gentleman's addresses, I expect in the first place that all
clandestine correspondence, which no young woman can entertain for a
moment without lessening herself in her own eyes and in those of her
lover—I request, I say, that clandestine correspondence of every kind
may be given up, and that you will refer Mr. Bertram to me for the
reason. You will naturally wish to know what is to be the issue of
such a reference. In the first place, I desire to observe this young
gentleman's character more closely than circumstances, and perhaps my
own prejudices, have permitted formerly. I should also be glad to see
his birth established. Not that I am anxious about his getting the
estate of Ellangowan, though such a subject is held in absolute
indifference nowhere except in a novel; but certainly Henry Bertram,
heir of Ellangowan, whether possessed of the property of his ancestors
or not, is a very different person from Vanbeest Brown, the son of
nobody at all. His fathers, Mr. Pleydell tells me, are distinguished
in history as following the banners of their native princes, while our
own fought at Cressy and Poirtiers. In short, I neither give nor
withhold my approbation, but I expect you will redeem past errors;
and, as you can now unfortunately only have recourse to ONE parent,
that you will show the duty of a child by reposing that confidence in
me which I will say my inclination to make you happy renders a filial
debt upon your part.'
The first part of this speech affected Julia a good deal, the
comparative merit of the ancestors of the Bertrams and Mannerings
excited a secret smile, but the conclusion was such as to soften a
heart peculiarly open to the feelings of generosity. 'No, my dear
sir,' she said, extending her hand,' receive my faith, that from this
moment you shall be the first person consulted respecting what shall
pass in future between Brown—I mean Bertram—and me; and that no
engagement shall be undertaken by me excepting what you shall
immediately know and approve of. May I ask if Mr. Bertram is to
continue a guest at Woodbourne?'
'Certainly,' said the Colonel, 'while his affairs render it
'Then, sir, you must be sensible, considering what is already
past, that he will expect some reason for my withdrawing, I believe I
must say the encouragement, which he may think I have given.'
'I expect, Julia,' answered Mannering, 'that he will respect my
roof, and entertain some sense perhaps of the services I am desirous
to render him, and so will not insist upon any course of conduct of
which I might have reason to complain; and I expect of you that you
will make him sensible of what is due to both.'
'Then, sir, I understand you, and you shall be implicitly obeyed.'
'Thank you, my love; my anxiety (kissing her) is on your account.
Now wipe these witnesses from your eyes, and so to breakfast.'
And Sheriff I will engage my word to you,
That I will by to morrow dinner time,
Send him to answer thee or any man,
For anything he shall be charged withal
Henry IV Part I
When the several by-plays, as they may be termed, had taken place
among the individuals of the Woodbourne family, as we have intimated
in the preceding chapter, the breakfast party at length assembled,
Dandie excepted, who had consulted his taste in viands, and perhaps in
society, by partaking of a cup of tea with Mrs. Allan, just laced with
two teaspoonfuls of cogniac, and reinforced with various slices from a
huge round of beef. He had a kind of feeling that he could eat twice
as much, and speak twice as much, with this good dame and Barnes as
with the grand folk in the parlour. Indeed, the meal of this less
distinguished party was much more mirthful than that in the higher
circle, where there was an obvious air of constraint on the greater
part of the assistants. Julia dared not raise her voice in asking
Bertram if he chose another cup of tea. Bertram felt embarrassed while
eating his toast and butter under the eye of Mannering. Lucy, while
she indulged to the uttermost her affection for her recovered brother,
began to think of the quarrel betwixt him and Hazlewood. The Colonel
felt the painful anxiety natural to a proud mind when it deems its
slightest action subject for a moment to the watchful construction of
others. The Lawyer, while sedulously buttering his roll, had an aspect
of unwonted gravity, arising perhaps from the severity of his morning
studies. As for the Dominie, his state of mind was ecstatic! He looked
at Bertram—he looked at Lucy—he whimpered—he sniggled—he
grinned—he committed all manner of solecisms in point of form: poured
the whole cream (no unlucky mistake) upon the plate of porridge which
was his own usual breakfast, threw the slops of what he called his
'crowning dish of tea' into the sugar-dish instead of the slop-basin,
and concluded with spilling the scalding liquor upon old Plato, the
Colonel's favourite spaniel, who received the libation with a howl
that did little honour to his philosophy.
The Colonel's equanimity was rather shaken by this last blunder.
'Upon my word, my good friend, Mr. Sampson, you forget the difference
between Plato and Zenocrates.'
'The former was chief of the Academics, the latter of the Stoics,'
said the Dominie, with some scorn of the supposition.
'Yes, my dear sir, but it was Zenocrates, not Plato, who denied
that pain was an evil.'
'I should have thought,' said Pleydell, 'that very respectable
quadruped which is just now limping out of the room upon three of his
four legs was rather of the Cynic school.'
'Very well hit off. But here comes an answer from Mac-Morlan.'
It was unfavourable. Mrs. Mac-Morlan sent her respectful
compliments, and her husband had been, and was, detained by some
alarming disturbances which had taken place the preceding night at
Portanferry, and the necessary investigation which they had
'What's to be done now. Counsellor?' said the Colonel to Pleydell.
'Why, I wish we could have seen Mac-Morlan,' said the Counsellor,
'who is a sensible fellow himself, and would besides have acted under
my advice. But there is little harm. Our friend here must be made sui
juris. He is at present an escaped prisoner, the law has an awkward
claim upon him; he must be placed rectus in curia, that is the first
object; for which purpose, Colonel, I will accompany you in your
carriage down to Hazlewood House. The distance is not great; we will
offer our bail, and I am confident I can easily show Mr.—I beg his
pardon—Sir Robert Hazlewood, the necessity of receiving it.'
'With all my heart,' said the Colonel; and, ringing the bell, gave
the necessary orders. 'And what is next to be done?'
'We must get hold of Mac-Morlan, and look out for more proof.'
'Proof!' said the Colonel, 'the thing is as clear as daylight:
here are Mr. Sampson and Miss Bertram, and you yourself at once
recognise the young gentleman as his father's image; and he himself
recollects all the very peculiar circumstances preceding his leaving
this country. What else is necessary to conviction?'
'To moral conviction nothing more, perhaps,' said the experienced
lawyer, 'but for legal proof a great deal. Mr. Bertram's
recollections are his own recollections merely, and therefore are not
evidence in his own favour. Miss Bertram, the learned Mr. Sampson, and
I can only say, what every one who knew the late Ellangowan will
readily agree in, that this gentleman is his very picture. But that
will not make him Ellangowan's son and give him the estate.'
'And what will do so?' said the Colonel.
'Why, we must have a distinct probation. There are these gipsies;
but then, alas! they are almost infamous in the eye of law, scarce
capable of bearing evidence, and Meg Merrilies utterly so, by the
various accounts which she formerly gave of the matter, and her
impudent denial of all knowledge of the fact when I myself examined
her respecting it.'
'What must be done then?' asked Mannering.
'We must try,' answered the legal sage, 'what proof can be got at
in Holland among the persons by whom our young friend was educated.
But then the fear of being called in question for the murder of the
gauger may make them silent; or, if they speak, they are either
foreigners or outlawed smugglers. In short, I see doubts.'
'Under favour, most learned and honoured sir,' said the Dominie,
'I trust HE who hath restored little Harry Bertram to his friends
will not leave His own work imperfect.'
'I trust so too, Mr. Sampson,' said Pleydell; 'but we must use the
means; and I am afraid we shall have more difficulty in procuring
them than I at first thought. But a faint heart never won a fair
lady; and, by the way (apart to Miss Mannering, while Bertram was
engaged with his sister), there's a vindication of Holland for you!
What smart fellows do you think Leyden and Utrecht must send forth,
when such a very genteel and handsome young man comes from the paltry
schools of Middleburgh?'
'Of a verity,' said the Dominie, jealous of the reputation of the
Dutch seminary—'of a verity, Mr. Pleydell, but I make it known to
you that I myself laid the foundation of his education.'
'True, my dear Dominie,' answered the Advocate, 'that accounts for
his proficiency in the graces, without question. But here comes your
carriage, Colonel. Adieu, young folks. Miss Julia, keep your heart
till I come back again; let there be nothing done to prejudice my
right whilst I am non valens agere.'
Their reception at Hazlewood House was more cold and formal than
usual; for in general the Baronet expressed great respect for Colonel
Mannering, and Mr. Pleydell, besides being a man of good family and of
high general estimation, was Sir Robert's old friend. But now he
seemed dry and embarrassed in his manner. 'He would willingly,' he
said, 'receive bail, notwithstanding that the offence had been
directly perpetrated, committed, and done against young Hazlewood of
Hazlewood; but the young man had given himself a fictitious
description, and was altogether that sort of person who should not be
liberated, discharged, or let loose upon society; and therefore—'
'I hope, Sir Robert Hazlewood,' said the Colonel, 'you do not mean
to doubt my word when I assure you that he served under me as cadet
'By no means or account whatsoever. But you call him a cadet; now
he says, avers, and upholds that he was a captain, or held a troop in
'He was promoted since I gave up the command.'
'But you must have heard of it?'
'No. I returned on account of family circumstances from India, and
have not since been solicitous to hear particular news from the
regiment; the name of Brown, too, is so common that I might have seen
his promotion in the "Gazette" without noticing it. But a day or two
will bring letters from his commanding officer.'
'But I am told and informed, Mr. Pleydell,' answered Sir Robert,
still hesitating, 'that he does not mean to abide by this name of
Brown, but is to set up a claim to the estate of Ellangowan, under
the name of Bertram.'
'Ay, who says that?' said the Counsellor.
'Or,' demanded the soldier, 'whoever says so, does that give a
right to keep him in prison?'
'Hush, Colonel,' said the Lawyer; 'I am sure you would not, any
more than I, countenance him if he prove an impostor. And, among
friends, who informed you of this, Sir Robert?'
'Why, a person, Mr, Pleydell,' answered the Baronet, 'who is
peculiarly interested in investigating, sifting, and clearing out
this business to the bottom; you will excuse my being more
'O, certainly,' replied Pleydell; 'well, and he says—?'
'He says that it is whispered about among tinkers, gipsies, and
other idle persons that there is such a plan as I mentioned to you,
and that this young man, who is a bastard or natural son of the late
Ellangowan, is pitched upon as the impostor from his strong family
'And was there such a natural son, Sir Robert?' demanded the
'O, certainly, to my own positive knowledge. Ellangowan had him
placed as cabin-boy or powder-monkey on board an armed sloop or yacht
belonging to the revenue, through the interest of the late
Commissioner Bertram, a kinsman of his own.'
'Well, Sir Robert,' said the Lawyer, taking the word out of the
mouth of the impatient soldier, 'you have told me news. I shall
investigate them, and if I find them true, certainly Colonel
Mannering and I will not countenance this young man. In the
meanwhile, as we are all willing to make him forthcoming to answer
all complaints against him, I do assure you, you will act most
illegally, and incur heavy responsibility, if you refuse our bail.'
'Why, Mr. Pleydell,' said Sir Robert, who knew the high authority
of the Counsellor's opinion, 'as you must know best, and as you
promise to give up this young man—'
'If he proves an impostor,' replied the Lawyer, with some
'Ay, certainly. Under that condition I will take your bail; though
I must say an obliging, well-disposed, and civil neighbour of mine,
who was himself bred to the law, gave me a hint or caution this
morning against doing so. It was from him I learned that this youth
was liberated and had come abroad, or rather had broken prison. But
where shall we find one to draw the bail-bond?'
'Here,' said the Counsellor, applying himself to the bell, 'send
up my clerk, Mr. Driver; it will not do my character harm if I
dictate the needful myself.' It was written accordingly and signed,
and, the Justice having subscribed a regular warrant for Bertram alias
Brown's discharge, the visitors took their leave.
Each threw himself into his own corner of the post-chariot, and
said nothing for some time. The Colonel first broke silence: 'So you
intend to give up this poor young fellow at the first brush?'
'Who, I?' replied the Counsellor. 'I will not give up one hair of
his head, though I should follow them to the court of last resort in
his behalf; but what signified mooting points and showing one's hand
to that old ass? Much better he should report to his prompter,
Glossin, that we are indifferent or lukewarm in the matter. Besides, I
wished to have a peep at the enemies' game.'
'Indeed!' said the soldier. 'Then I see there are stratagems in
law as well as war. Well, and how do you like their line of battle?'
'Ingenious,' said Mr. Pleydell, 'but I think desperate; they are
finessing too much, a common fault on such occasions.'
During this discourse the carriage rolled rapidly towards
Woodbourne without anything occurring worthy of the reader's notice,
excepting their meeting with young Hazlewood, to whom the Colonel told
the extraordinary history of Bertram's reappearance, which he heard
with high delight, and then rode on before to pay Miss Bertram his
compliments on an event so happy and so unexpected.
We return to the party at Woodbourne. After the departure of
Mannering, the conversation related chiefly to the fortunes of the
Ellangowan family, their domains, and their former power. 'It was,
then, under the towers of my fathers,' said Bertram, 'that I landed
some days since, in circumstances much resembling those of a vagabond!
Its mouldering turrets and darksome arches even then awakened thoughts
of the deepest interest, and recollections which I was unable to
decipher. I will now visit them again with other feelings, and, I
trust, other and better hopes.'
'Do not go there now,' said his sister. 'The house of our
ancestors is at present the habitation of a wretch as insidious as
dangerous, whose arts and villainy accomplished the ruin and broke
the heart of our unhappy father.'
'You increase my anxiety,' replied her brother, 'to confront this
miscreant, even in the den he has constructed for himself; I think I
have seen him.'
'But you must consider,' said Julia, 'that you are now left under
Lucy's guard and mine, and are responsible to us for all your
motions, consider, I have not been a lawyer's mistress twelve hours
for nothing, and I assure you it would be madness to attempt to go to
Ellangowan just now. The utmost to which I can consent is, that we
shall walk in a body to the head of the Woodbourne avenue, and from
that perhaps we may indulge you with our company as far as a rising
ground in the common, whence your eyes may be blessed with a distant
prospect of those gloomy towers which struck so strongly your
The party was speedily agreed upon; and the ladies, having taken
their cloaks, followed the route proposed, under the escort of
Captain Bertram. It was a pleasant winter morning, and the cool
breeze served only to freshen, not to chill, the fair walkers. A
secret though unacknowledged bond of kindness combined the two
ladies, and Bertram, now hearing the interesting accounts of his own
family, now communicating his adventures in Europe and in India,
repaid the pleasure which he received. Lucy felt proud of her brother,
as well from the bold and manly turn of his sentiments as from the
dangers he had encountered, and the spirit with which he had
surmounted them. And Julia, while she pondered on her father's words,
could not help entertaining hopes that the independent spirit which
had seemed to her father presumption in the humble and plebeian Brown
would have the grace of courage, noble bearing, and high blood in the
far-descended heir of Ellangowan.
They reached at length the little eminence or knoll upon the
highest part of the common, called Gibbie's Knowe—a spot repeatedly
mentioned in this history as being on the skirts of the Ellangowan
estate. It commanded a fair variety of hill and dale, bordered with
natural woods, whose naked boughs at this season relieved the general
colour of the landscape with a dark purple hue; while in other places
the prospect was more formally intersected by lines of plantation,
where the Scotch firs displayed their variety of dusky green. At the
distance of two or three miles lay the bay of Ellangowan, its waves
rippling under the influence of the western breeze. The towers of the
ruined castle, seen high over every object in the neighbourhood,
received a brighter colouring from the wintry sun.
'There,' said Lucy Bertram, pointing them out in the distance,
'there is the seat of our ancestors. God knows, my dear brother, I do
not covet in your behalf the extensive power which the lords of these
ruins are said to have possessed so long, and sometimes to have used
so ill. But, O that I might see you in possession of such relics of
their fortune as should give you an honourable independence, and
enable you to stretch your hand for the protection of the old and
destitute dependents of our family, whom our poor father's death—'
'True, my dearest Lucy,' answered the young heir of Ellangowan;
'and I trust, with the assistance of Heaven, which has so far guided
us, and with that of these good friends, whom their own generous
hearts have interested in my behalf, such a consummation of my hard
adventures is now not unlikely. But as a soldier I must look with some
interest upon that worm-eaten hold of ragged stone; and if this
undermining scoundrel who is now in possession dare to displace a
pebble of it—'
He was here interrupted by Dinmont, who came hastily after them up
the road, unseen till he was near the party: 'Captain, Captain! ye're
wanted. Ye're wanted by her ye ken o'.'
And immediately Meg Merrilies, as if emerging out of the earth,
ascended from the hollow way and stood before them. 'I sought ye at
the house,' she said, 'and found but him (pointing to Dinmont). But ye
are right, and I was wrang; it is HERE we should meet, on this very
spot, where my eyes last saw your father. Remember your promise and
To hail the king in seemly sort
The ladie was full fain,
But King Arthur, all sore amazed,
No answer made again
'What wight art thou,' the ladie said,
'That will not speak to me?
Sir, I may chance to ease thy pain,
Though I be foul to see'
The Marriage of Sir Gawaine.
The fairy bride of Sir Gawaine, while under the influence of the
spell of her wicked step-mother, was more decrepit probably, and what
is commonly called more ugly, than Meg Merrilies; but I doubt if she
possessed that wild sublimity which an excited imagination
communicated to features marked and expressive in their own peculiar
character, and to the gestures of a form which, her sex considered,
might be termed gigantic. Accordingly, the Knights of the Round Table
did not recoil with more terror from the apparition of the loathly
lady placed between 'an oak and a green holly,' than Lucy Bertram and
Julia Mannering did from the appearance of this Galwegian sibyl upon
the common of Ellangowan.
'For God's sake,' said Julia, pulling out her purse, 'give that
dreadful woman something and bid her go away.'
'I cannot,' said Bertram; 'I must not offend her.'
'What keeps you here?' said Meg, exalting the harsh and rough
tones of her hollow voice. 'Why do you not follow? Must your hour
call you twice? Do you remember your oath? "Were it at kirk or
market, wedding or burial,"'—and she held high her skinny forefinger
in a menacing attitude.
Bertram—turned round to his terrified companions. 'Excuse me for
a moment; I am engaged by a promise to follow this woman.'
'Good Heavens! engaged to a madwoman?' said Julia.
'Or to a gipsy, who has her band in the wood ready to murder you!'
'That was not spoken like a bairn of Ellangowan,' said Meg,
frowning upon Miss Bertram. 'It is the ill-doers are ill- dreaders.'
'In short, I must go,' said Bertram, 'it is absolutely necessary;
wait for me five minutes on this spot.'
'Five minutes?' said the gipsy, 'five hours may not bring you here
'Do you hear that?' said Julia; 'for Heaven's sake do not go!'
'I must, I must; Mr. Dinmont will protect you back to the house.'
'No,' said Meg, 'he must come with you; it is for that he is here.
He maun take part wi' hand and heart; and weel his part it is, for
redding his quarrel might have cost you dear.'
'Troth, Luckie, it's very true,' said the steady farmer; 'and ere
I turn back frae the Captain's side I'll show that I haena forgotten
'O yes,' exclaimed both the ladies at once, 'let Mr. Dinmont go
with you, if go you must, on this strange summons.'
'Indeed I must,' answered Bertram; 'but you see I am safely
guarded. Adieu for a short time; go home as fast as you can.'
He pressed his sister's hand, and took a yet more affectionate
farewell of Julia with his eyes. Almost stupefied with surprise and
fear, the young ladies watched with anxious looks the course of
Bertram, his companion, and their extraordinary guide. Her tall figure
moved across the wintry heath with steps so swift, so long, and so
steady that she appeared rather to glide than to walk. Bertram and
Dinmont, both tall men, apparently scarce equalled her in height,
owing to her longer dress and high head-gear. She proceeded straight
across the common, without turning aside to the winding path by which
passengers avoided the inequalities and little rills that traversed it
in different directions. Thus the diminishing figures often
disappeared from the eye, as they dived into such broken ground, and
again ascended to sight when they were past the hollow. There was
something frightful and unearthly, as it were, in the rapid and
undeviating course which she pursued, undeterred by any of the
impediments which usually incline a traveller from the direct path.
Her way was as straight, and nearly as swift, as that of a bird
through the air. At length they reached those thickets of natural wood
which extended from the skirts of the common towards the glades and
brook of Derncleugh, and were there lost to the view.
'This is very extraordinary,' said Lucy after a pause, and turning
round to her companion; 'what can he have to do with that old hag?'
'It is very frightful,' answered Julia, 'and almost reminds me of
the tales of sorceresses, witches, and evil genii which I have heard
in India. They believe there in a fascination of the eye by which
those who possess it control the will and dictate the motions of their
victims. What can your brother have in common with that fearful woman
that he should leave us, obviously against his will, to attend to her
'At least,' said Lucy, 'we may hold him safe from harm; for she
would never have summoned that faithful creature Dinmont, of whose
strength, courage, and steadiness Henry said so much, to attend upon
an expedition where she projected evil to the person of his friend.
And now let us go back to the house till the Colonel returns. Perhaps
Bertram may be back first; at any rate, the Colonel will judge what is
to be done.'
Leaning, then, upon each other's arm, but yet occasionally
stumbling, between fear and the disorder of their nerves, they at
length reached the head of the avenue, when they heard the tread of a
horse behind. They started, for their ears were awake to every sound,
and beheld to their great pleasure young Hazlewood. 'The Colonel will
be here immediately,' he said; 'I galloped on before to pay my
respects to Miss Bertram, with the sincerest congratulations upon the
joyful event which has taken place in her family. I long to be
introduced to Captain Bertram, and to thank him for the well-deserved
lesson he gave to my rashness and indiscretion.'
'He has left us just now,' said Lucy, 'and in a manner that has
frightened us very much.'
Just at that moment the Colonel's carriage drove up, and, on
observing the ladies, stopped, while Mannering and his learned
counsel alighted and joined them. They instantly communicated the new
cause of alarm.
'Meg Merrilies again!' said the Colonel. 'She certainly is a most
mysterious and unaccountable personage; but I think she must have
something to impart to Bertram to which she does not mean we should
'The devil take the bedlamite old woman,' said the Counsellor;
'will she not let things take their course, prout de lege, but must
always be putting in her oar in her own way? Then I fear from the
direction they took they are going upon the Ellangowan estate. That
rascal Glossin has shown us what ruffians he has at his disposal; I
wish honest Liddesdale maybe guard sufficient.'
'If you please,' said Hazlewood, 'I should be most happy to ride
in the direction which they have taken. I am so well known in the
country that I scarce think any outrage will be offered in my
presence, and I shall keep at such a cautious distance as not to
appear to watch Meg, or interrupt any communication which she may
'Upon my word,' said Pleydell (aside), 'to be a sprig whom I
remember with a whey face and a satchel not so very many years ago, I
think young Hazlewood grows a fine fellow. I am more afraid of a new
attempt at legal oppression than at open violence, and from that this
young man's presence would deter both Glossin and his
understrappers.—Hie away then, my boy; peer out—peer out, you 'll
find them somewhere about Derncleugh, or very probably in Warroch
Hazlewood turned his horse. 'Come back to us to dinner,
Hazlewood,' cried the Colonel. He bowed, spurred his horse, and
We now return to Bertram and Dinmont, who continued to follow
their mysterious guide through the woods and dingles between the open
common and the ruined hamlet of Derncleugh. As she led the way she
never looked back upon her followers, unless to chide them for
loitering, though the sweat, in spite of the season, poured from their
brows. At other times she spoke to herself in such broken expressions
as these: 'It is to rebuild the auld house, it is to lay the
corner-stone; and did I not warn him? I tell'd him I was born to do
it, if my father's head had been the stepping- stane, let alane his. I
was doomed—still I kept my purpose in the cage and in the stocks; I
was banished—I kept it in an unco land; I was scourged, I was
branded—my resolution lay deeper than scourge or red iron could
reach;—and now the hour is come.'
'Captain,' said Dinmont, in a half whisper, 'I wish she binna
uncanny! her words dinna seem to come in God's name, or like other
folks'. Od, they threep in our country that there ARE sic things.'
'Don't be afraid, my friend,' whispered Bertram in return.
'Fear'd! fient a haet care I,' said the dauntless farmer; 'be she
witch or deevil, it's a' ane to Dandie Dinmont.'
'Haud your peace, gudeman,' said Meg, looking sternly over her
shoulder; 'is this a time or place for you to speak, think ye?'
'But, my good friend,' said Bertram, 'as I have no doubt in your
good faith or kindness, which I have experienced, you should in
return have some confidence in me; I wish to know where you are
'There's but ae answer to that, Henry Bertram,' said the sibyl. 'I
swore my tongue should never tell, but I never said my finger should
never show. Go on and meet your fortune, or turn back and lose it:
that's a' I hae to say.'
'Go on then,' answered Bertram; 'I will ask no more questions.'
They descended into the glen about the same place where Meg had
formerly parted from Bertram. She paused an instant beneath the tall
rock where he had witnessed the burial of a dead body and stamped upon
the ground, which, notwithstanding all the care that had been taken,
showed vestiges of having been recently moved. 'Here rests ane,' she
said; 'he'll maybe hae neibours sune.'
She then moved up the brook until she came to the ruined hamlet,
where, pausing with a look of peculiar and softened interest before
one of the gables which was still standing, she said in a tone less
abrupt, though as solemn as before, 'Do you see that blackit and
broken end of a sheeling? There my kettle boiled for forty years;
there I bore twelve buirdly sons and daughters. Where are they now?
where are the leaves that were on that auld ash tree at Martinmas! The
west wind has made it bare; and I'm stripped too. Do you see that
saugh tree? it's but a blackened rotten stump now. I've sate under it
mony a bonnie summer afternoon, when it hung its gay garlands ower the
poppling water. I've sat there, and,' elevating her voice, 'I've held
you on my knee, Henry Bertram, and sung ye sangs of the auld barons
and their bloody wars. It will ne'er be green again, and Meg Merrilies
will never sing sangs mair, be they blythe or sad. But ye'll no forget
her, and ye'll gar big up the auld wa's for her sake? And let somebody
live there that's ower gude to fear them of another warld. For if
ever the dead came back amang the living, I'll be seen in this glen
mony a night after these crazed banes are in the mould.'
The mixture of insanity and wild pathos with which she spoke these
last words, with her right arm bare and extended, her left bent and
shrouded beneath the dark red drapery of her mantle, might have been a
study worthy of our Siddons herself. 'And now,' she said, resuming at
once the short, stern, and hasty tone which was most ordinary to her,
'let us to the wark, let us to the wark.'
She then led the way to the promontory on which the Kaim of
Derncleugh was situated, produced a large key from her pocket, and
unlocked the door. The interior of this place was in better order
than formerly. 'I have made things decent,' she said; 'I may be
streekit here or night. There will be few, few at Meg's lykewake, for
mony of our folk will blame what I hae done, and am to do!'
She then pointed to a table, upon which was some cold meat,
arranged with more attention to neatness than could have been
expected from Meg's habits. 'Eat,' she said—'eat; ye'll need it this
Bertram, in complaisance, eat a morsel or two; and Dinmont, whose
appetite was unabated either by wonder, apprehension, or the meal of
the morning, made his usual figure as a trencherman. She then offered
each a single glass of spirits, which Bertram drank diluted, and his
'Will ye taste naething yoursell, Luckie?' said Dinmont.
'I shall not need it,' replied their mysterious hostess. 'And
now,' she said, 'ye maun hae arms: ye maunna gang on dry-handed; but
use them not rashly. Take captive, but save life; let the law hae its
ain. He maun speak ere he die.'
'Who is to be taken? who is to speak?' said Bertram, in
astonishment, receiving a pair of pistols which she offered him, and
which, upon examining, he found loaded and locked.
'The flints are gude,' she said, 'and the powder dry; I ken this
Then, without answering his questions, she armed Dinmont also with
a large pistol, and desired them to choose sticks for themselves out
of a parcel of very suspicious-looking bludgeons which she brought
from a corner. Bertram took a stout sapling, and Dandie selected a
club which might have served Hercules himself. They then left the hut
together, and in doing so Bertram took an opportunity to whisper to
Dinmont, 'There's something inexplicable in all this. But we need not
use these arms unless we see necessity and lawful occasion; take care
to do as you see me do.'
Dinmont gave a sagacious nod, and they continued to follow, over
wet and over dry, through bog and through fallow, the footsteps of
their conductress. She guided them to the wood of Warroch by the same
track which the late Ellangowan had used when riding to Derncleugh in
quest of his child on the miserable evening of Kennedy's murder.
When Meg Merrilies had attained these groves, through which the
wintry sea-wind was now whistling hoarse and shrill, she seemed to
pause a moment as if to recollect the way. 'We maun go the precise
track,' she said, and continued to go forward, but rather in a zigzag
and involved course than according to her former steady and direct
line of motion. At length she guided them through the mazes of the
wood to a little open glade of about a quarter of an acre, surrounded
by trees and bushes, which made a wild and irregular boundary. Even in
winter it was a sheltered and snugly sequestered spot; but when
arrayed in the verdure of spring, the earth sending forth all its wild
flowers, the shrubs spreading their waste of blossom around it, and
the weeping birches, which towered over the underwood, drooping their
long and leafy fibres to intercept the sun, it must have seemed a
place for a youthful poet to study his earliest sonnet, or a pair of
lovers to exchange their first mutual avowal of affection. Apparently
it now awakened very different recollections. Bertram's brow, when he
had looked round the spot, became gloomy and embarrassed. Meg, after
uttering to herself, 'This is the very spot!' looked at him with a
ghastly side-glance—'D'ye mind it?'
'Yes!' answered Bertram, 'imperfectly I do.'
'Ay!' pursued his guide, 'on this very spot the man fell from his
horse. I was behind that bourtree bush at the very moment. Sair, sair
he strove, and sair he cried for mercy; but he was in the hands of
them that never kenn'd the word! Now will I show you the further
track; the last time ye travelled it was in these arms.'
She led them accordingly by a long and winding passage, almost
overgrown with brushwood, until, without any very perceptible
descent, they suddenly found themselves by the seaside. Meg then
walked very fast on between the surf and the rocks, until she came to
a remarkable fragment of rock detached from the rest. 'Here,' she said
in a low and scarcely audible whisper—'here the corpse was found.'
'And the cave,' said Bertram, in the same tone, 'is close beside
it; are you guiding us there?'
'Yes,' said the gipsy in a decided tone. 'Bend up both your
hearts; follow me as I creep in; I have placed the fire-wood so as to
screen you. Bide behind it for a gliff till I say, "The hour and the
man are baith come"; then rin in on him, take his arms, and bind him
till the blood burst frae his finger nails.'
'I will, by my soul,' said Henry, 'if he is the man I suppose—
'Ay, Jansen, Hatteraick, and twenty mair names are his.'
'Dinmont, you must stand by me now,' said Bertram, 'for this
fellow is a devil.'
'Ye needna doubt that,' said the stout yeoman; 'but I wish I could
mind a bit prayer or I creep after the witch into that hole that
she's opening. It wad be a sair thing to leave the blessed sun and
the free air, and gang and be killed like a tod that's run to earth,
in a dungeon like that. But, my sooth, they will be hard- bitten
terriers will worry Dandie; so, as I said, deil hae me if I baulk
you.' This was uttered in the lowest tone of voice possible. The
entrance was now open. Meg crept in upon her hands and knees, Bertram
followed, and Dinmont, after giving a rueful glance toward the
daylight, whose blessings he was abandoning, brought up the rear.
Die, prophet! in thy speech;
For this, among the rest, was I ordained.
Henry VI. Part III.
The progress of the Borderer, who, as we have said, was the last
of the party, was fearfully arrested by a hand, which caught hold of
his leg as he dragged his long limbs after him in silence and
perturbation through the low and narrow entrance of the subterranean
passage. The steel heart of the bold yeoman had well- nigh given way,
and he suppressed with difficulty a shout, which, in the defenceless
posture and situation which they then occupied, might have cost all
their lives. He contented himself, however, with extricating his foot
from the grasp of this unexpected follower. 'Be still,' said a voice
behind him, releasing him; 'I am a friend—Charles Hazlewood.'
These words were uttered in a very low voice, but they produced
sound enough to startle Meg Merrilies, who led the van, and who,
having already gained the place where the cavern expanded, had risen
upon her feet. She began, as if to confound any listening ear, to
growl, to mutter, and to sing aloud, and at the same time to make a
bustle among some brushwood which was now heaped in the cave.
'Here, beldam, deyvil's kind,' growled the harsh voice of Dirk
Hatteraick from the inside of his den, 'what makest thou there?'
'Laying the roughies to keep the cauld wind frae you, ye desperate
do-nae-good. Ye're e'en ower weel off, and wotsna; it will be
'Have you brought me the brandy, and any news of my people?' said
'There's the flask for ye. Your people—dispersed, broken, gone,
or cut to ribbands by the redcoats.'
'Der deyvil! this coast is fatal to me.'
'Ye may hae mair reason to say sae.'
While this dialogue went forward, Bertram and Dinmont had both
gained the interior of the cave and assumed an erect position. The
only light which illuminated its rugged and sable precincts was a
quantity of wood burnt to charcoal in an iron grate, such as they use
in spearing salmon by night. On these red embers Hatteraick from time
to time threw a handful of twigs or splintered wood; but these, even
when they blazed up, afforded a light much disproportioned to the
extent of the cavern; and, as its principal inhabitant lay upon the
side of the grate most remote from the entrance, it was not easy for
him to discover distinctly objects which lay in that direction. The
intruders, therefore, whose number was now augmented unexpectedly to
three, stood behind the loosely-piled branches with little risk of
discovery. Dinmont had the sense to keep back Hazlewood with one hand
till he whispered to Bertram, 'A friend—young Hazlewood.'
It was no time for following up the introduction, and they all
stood as still as the rocks around them, obscured behind the pile of
brushwood, which had been probably placed there to break the cold wind
from the sea, without totally intercepting the supply of air. The
branches were laid so loosely above each other that, looking through
them towards the light of the fire-grate, they could easily discover
what passed in its vicinity, although a much stronger degree of
illumination than it afforded would not have enabled the persons
placed near the bottom of the cave to have descried them in the
position which they occupied.
The scene, independent of the peculiar moral interest and personal
danger which attended it, had, from the effect of the light and shade
on the uncommon objects which it exhibited, an appearance emphatically
dismal. The light in the fire-grate was the dark-red glare of charcoal
in a state of ignition, relieved from time to time by a transient
flame of a more vivid or duskier light, as the fuel with which Dirk
Hatteraick fed his fire was better or worse fitted for his purpose.
Now a dark cloud of stifling smoke rose up to the roof of the cavern,
and then lighted into a reluctant and sullen blaze, which flashed
wavering up the pillar of smoke, and was suddenly rendered brighter
and more lively by some drier fuel, or perhaps some splintered
fir-timber, which at once converted the smoke into flame. By such
fitful irradiation they could see, more or less distinctly, the form
of Hatteraick, whose savage and rugged cast of features, now rendered
yet more ferocious by the circumstances of his situation and the deep
gloom of his mind, assorted well with the rugged and broken vault,
which rose in a rude arch over and around him. The form of Meg
Merrilies, which stalked about him, sometimes in the light, sometimes
partially obscured in the smoke or darkness, contrasted strongly with
the sitting figure of Hatteraick as he bent over the flame, and from
his stationary posture was constantly visible to the spectator, while
that of the female flitted around, appearing or disappearing like a
Bertram felt his blood boil at the sight of Hatteraick. He
remembered him well under the name of Jansen, which the smuggler had
adopted after the death of Kennedy; and he remembered also that this
Jansen, and his mate Brown, the same who was shot at Woodbourne, had
been the brutal tyrants of his infancy. Bertram knew farther, from
piecing his own imperfect recollections with the narratives of
Mannering and Pleydell, that this man was the prime agent in the act
of violence which tore him from his family and country, and had
exposed him to so many distresses and dangers. A thousand exasperating
reflections rose within his bosom; and he could hardly refrain from
rushing upon Hatteraick and blowing his brains out.
At the same time this would have been no safe adventure. The
flame, as it rose and fell, while it displayed the strong, muscular,
and broad-chested frame of the ruffian, glanced also upon two brace of
pistols in his belt, and upon the hilt of his cutlass: it was not to
be doubted that his desperation was commensurate with his personal
strength and means of resistance. Both, indeed, were inadequate to
encounter the combined power of two such men as Bertram himself and
his friend Dinmont, without reckoning their unexpected assistant
Hazlewood, who was unarmed, and of a slighter make; but Bertram felt,
on a moment's reflection, that there would be neither sense nor valour
in anticipating the hangman's office, and he considered the
importance of making Hatteraick prisoner alive. He therefore
repressed his indignation, and awaited what should pass between the
ruffian and his gipsy guide.
'And how are ye now?' said the harsh and discordant tones of his
female attendant.' Said I not, it would come upon you—ay, and in
this very cave, where ye harboured after the deed?'
'Wetter and sturm, ye hag!' replied Hatteraick, 'keep your
deyvil's matins till they're wanted. Have you seen Glossin?'
'No,' replied Meg Merrilies; 'you've missed your blow, ye blood-
spiller! and ye have nothing to expect from the tempter.'
'Hagel!' exclaimed the ruffian, 'if I had him but by the throat!
And what am I to do then?'
'Do?' answered the gipsy; 'die like a man, or be hanged like a
'Hanged, ye hag of Satan! The hemp's not sown that shall hang me.'
'It's sown, and it's grown, and it's heckled, and it's twisted.
Did I not tell ye, when ye wad take away the boy Harry Bertram, in
spite of my prayers,—did I not say he would come back when he had
dree'd his weird in foreign land till his twenty-first year? Did I
not say the auld fire would burn down to a spark, but wad kindle
'Well, mother, you did say so,' said Hatteraick, in a tone that
had something of despair in its accents; 'and, donner and blitzen! I
believe you spoke the truth. That younker of Ellangowan has been a
rock ahead to me all my life! And now, with Glossin's cursed
contrivance, my crew have been cut off, my boats destroyed, and I
daresay the lugger's taken; there were not men enough left on board
to work her, far less to fight her—a dredge-boat might have taken
her. And what will the owners say? Hagel and sturm! I shall never dare
go back again to Flushing.'
'You'll never need,' said the gipsy.
'What are you doing there,' said her companion; 'and what makes
you say that?'
During this dialogue Meg was heaping some flax loosely together.
Before answer to this question she dropped a firebrand upon the flax,
which had been previously steeped in some spirituous liquor, for it
instantly caught fire and rose in a vivid pyramid of the most
brilliant light up to the very top of the vault. As it ascended Meg
answered the ruffian's question in a firm and steady voice: 'BECAUSE
THE HOUR'S COME, AND THE MAN.'
At the appointed signal Bertram and Dinmont sprung over the
brushwood and rushed upon Hatteraick. Hazlewood, unacquainted with
their plan of assault, was a moment later. The ruffian, who instantly
saw he was betrayed, turned his first vengeance on Meg Merrilies, at
whom he discharged a pistol. She fell with a piercing and dreadful cry
between the shriek of pain and the sound of laughter when at its
highest and most suffocating height. 'I kenn'd it would be this way,'
Bertram, in his haste, slipped his foot upon the uneven rock which
floored the cave—a fortunate stumble, for Hatteraick's second bullet
whistled over him with so true and steady an aim that, had he been
standing upright, it must have lodged in his brain. Ere the smuggler
could draw another pistol, Dinmont closed with him, and endeavoured by
main force to pinion down his arms. Such, however, was the wretch's
personal strength, joined to the efforts of his despair, that, in
spite of the gigantic force with which the Borderer grappled him, he
dragged Dinmont through the blazing flax, and had almost succeeded in
drawing a third pistol, which might have proved fatal to the honest
farmer, had not Bertram, as well as Hazlewood, come to his assistance,
when, by main force, and no ordinary exertion of it, they threw
Hatteraick on the ground, disarmed him, and bound him. This scuffle,
though it takes up some time in the narrative, passed in less than a
single minute. When he was fairly mastered, after one or two desperate
and almost convulsionary struggles, the ruffian lay perfectly still
and silent. 'He's gaun to die game ony how,' said Dinmont; 'weel, I
like him na the waur for that.'
This observation honest Dandie made while he was shaking the
blazing flax from his rough coat and shaggy black hair, some of which
had been singed in the scuffle. 'He is quiet now,' said Bertram; 'stay
by him and do not permit him to stir till I see whether the poor woman
be alive or dead.' With Hazlewood's assistance he raised Meg
'I kenn'd it would be this way,' she muttered, 'and it's e'en this
way that it should be.'
The ball had penetrated the breast below the throat. It did not
bleed much externally; but Bertram, accustomed to see gunshot wounds,
thought it the more alarming. 'Good God! what shall we do for this
poor woman?' said he to Hazlewood, the circumstances superseding the
necessity of previous explanation or introduction to each other.
'My horse stands tied above in the wood,' said Hazlewood. 'I have
been watching you these two hours. I will ride off for some
assistants that may be trusted. Meanwhile, you had better defend the
mouth of the cavern against every one until I return.' He hastened
away. Bertram, after binding Meg Merrilies's wound as well as he
could, took station near the mouth of the cave with a cocked pistol in
his hand; Dinmont continued to watch Hatteraick, keeping a grasp like
that of Hercules on his breast. There was a dead silence in the
cavern, only interrupted by the low and suppressed moaning of the
wounded female and by the hard breathing of the prisoner.
For though, seduced and led astray,
Thoust travell'd far and wander'd long,
Thy God hath seen thee all the way,
And all the turns that led thee wrong
The Hall of Justice.
After the space of about three-quarters of an hour, which the
uncertainty and danger of their situation made seem almost thrice as
long, the voice of young Hazlewood was heard without. 'Here I am,' he
cried, 'with a sufficient party.'
'Come in then,' answered Bertram, not a little pleased to find his
guard relieved. Hazlewood then entered, followed by two or three
countrymen, one of whom acted as a peace-officer. They lifted
Hatteraick up and carried him in their arms as far as the entrance of
the vault was high enough to permit them; then laid him on his back
and dragged him along as well as they could, for no persuasion would
induce him to assist the transportation by any exertion of his own. He
lay as silent and inactive in their hands as a dead corpse, incapable
of opposing, but in no way aiding, their operations. When he was
dragged into daylight and placed erect upon his feet among three or
four assistants who had remained without the cave, he seemed stupefied
and dazzled by the sudden change from the darkness of his cavern.
While others were superintending the removal of Meg Merrilies, those
who remained with Hatteraick attempted to make him sit down upon a
fragment of rock which lay close upon the high-water mark. A strong
shuddering convulsed his iron frame for an instant as he resisted
their purpose. 'Not there! Hagel! you would not make me sit THERE?'
These were the only words he spoke; but their import, and the deep
tone of horror in which they were uttered, served to show what was
passing in his mind.
When Meg Merrilies had also been removed from the cavern, with all
the care for her safety that circumstances admitted, they consulted
where she should be carried. Hazlewood had sent for a surgeon, and
proposed that she should be lifted in the meantime to the nearest
cottage. But the patient exclaimed with great earnestness, 'Na, na,
na! to the Kaim o' Derncleugh—the Kaim o' Derncleugh; the spirit will
not free itself o' the flesh but there.'
'You must indulge her, I believe,' said Bertram; 'her troubled
imagination will otherwise aggravate the fever of the wound.'
They bore her accordingly to the vault. On the way her mind seemed
to run more upon the scene which had just passed than on her own
approaching death. 'There were three of them set upon him: I brought
the twasome, but wha was the third? It would be HIMSELL, returned to
work his ain vengeance!'
It was evident that the unexpected appearance of Hazlewood, whose
person the outrage of Hatteraick left her no time to recognise, had
produced a strong effect on her imagination. She often recurred to it.
Hazlewood accounted for his unexpected arrival to Bertram by saying
that he had kept them in view for some time by the direction of
Mannering; that, observing them disappear into the cave, he had crept
after them, meaning to announce himself and his errand, when his hand
in the darkness encountering the leg of Dinmont had nearly produced a
catastrophe, which, indeed, nothing but the presence of mind and
fortitude of the bold yeoman could have averted.
When the gipsy arrived at the hut she produced the key; and when
they entered, and were about to deposit her upon the bed, she said,
in an anxious tone, 'Na, na! not that way—the feet to the east'; and
appeared gratified when they reversed her posture accordingly, and
placed her in that appropriate to a dead body.
'Is there no clergyman near,' said Bertram, 'to assist this
unhappy woman's devotions?'
A gentleman, the minister of the parish, who had been Charles
Hazlewood's tutor, had, with many others, caught the alarm that the
murderer of Kennedy was taken on the spot where the deed had been done
so many years before, and that a woman was mortally wounded. From
curiosity, or rather from the feeling that his duty called him to
scenes of distress, this gentleman had come to the Kaim of Derncleugh,
and now presented himself. The surgeon arrived at the same time, and
was about to probe the wound; but Meg resisted the assistance of
either. 'It's no what man can do that will heal my body or save my
spirit. Let me speak what I have to say, and then ye may work your
will; I'se be nae hindrance. But where's Henry Bertram?' The
assistants, to whom this name had been long a stranger, gazed upon
each other. 'Yes!' she said, in a stronger and harsher tone, 'I said
HENRY BERTRAM OF ELLANGOWAN. Stand from the light and let me see him.'
All eyes were turned towards Bertram, who approached the wretched
couch. The wounded woman took hold of his hand. 'Look at him,' she
said, 'all that ever saw his father or his grandfather, and bear
witness if he is not their living image?' A murmur went through the
crowd; the resemblance was too striking to be denied. 'And now hear
me; and let that man,' pointing to Hatteraick, who was seated with his
keepers on a sea-chest at some distance—'let him deny what I say if
he can. That is Henry Bertram, son to Godfrey Bertram, umquhile of
Ellangowan; that young man is the very lad- bairn that Dirk Hatteraick
carried off from Warroch wood the day that he murdered the gauger. I
was there like a wandering spirit, for I longed to see that wood or we
left the country. I saved the bairn's life, and sair, sair I prigged
and prayed they would leave him wi' me. But they bore him away, and
he's been lang ower the sea, and now he's come for his ain, and what
should withstand him? I swore to keep the secret till he was
ane-an'-twenty; I kenn'd he behoved to dree his weird till that day
cam. I keepit that oath which I took to them; but I made another vow
to mysell, that if I lived to see the day of his return I would set
him in his father's seat, if every step was on a dead man. I have
keepit that oath too. I will be ae step mysell, he (pointing to
Hatteraick) will soon be another, and there will be ane mair yet.'
The clergyman, now interposing, remarked it was a pity this
deposition was not regularly taken and written down, and the surgeon
urged the necessity of examining the wound, previously to exhausting
her by questions. When she saw them removing Hatteraick, in order to
clear the room and leave the surgeon to his operations, she called out
aloud, raising herself at the same time upon the couch, 'Dirk
Hatteraick, you and I will never meet again until we are before the
judgment-seat; will ye own to what I have said, or will you dare deny
it?' He turned his hardened brow upon her, with a look of dumb and
inflexible defiance. 'Dirk Hatteraick, dare ye deny, with my blood
upon your hands, one word of what my dying breath is uttering?' He
looked at her with the same expression of hardihood and dogged
stubbornness, and moved his lips, but uttered no sound. 'Then
fareweel!' she said, 'and God forgive you! your hand has sealed my
evidence. When I was in life I was the mad randy gipsy, that had been
scourged and banished and branded; that had begged from door to door,
and been hounded like a stray tyke from parish to parish; wha would
hae minded HER tale? But now I am a dying woman, and my words will not
fall to the ground, any more than the earth will cover my blood!'
She here paused, and all left the hut except the surgeon and two
or three women. After a very short examination he shook his head and
resigned his post by the dying woman's side to the clergyman.
A chaise returning empty to Kippletringan had been stopped on the
highroad by a constable, who foresaw it would be necessary to convey
Hatteraick to jail. The driver, understanding what was going on at
Derncleugh, left his horses to the care of a blackguard boy,
confiding, it is to be supposed, rather in the years and discretion of
the cattle than in those of their keeper, and set off full speed to
see, as he expressed himself, 'whaten a sort o' fun was gaun on.' He
arrived just as the group of tenants and peasants, whose numbers
increased every moment, satiated with gazing upon the rugged features
of Hatteraick, had turned their attention towards Bertram. Almost all
of them, especially the aged men who had seen Ellangowan in his better
days, felt and acknowledged the justice of Meg Merrilies's appeal. But
the Scotch are a cautious people: they remembered there was another in
possession of the estate, and they as yet only expressed their
feelings in low whispers to each other. Our friend Jock Jabos, the
postilion, forced his way into the middle of the circle; but no
sooner cast his eyes upon Bertram than he started back in amazement,
with a solemn exclamation, 'As sure as there's breath in man, it's
auld Ellangowan arisen from the dead!'
This public declaration of an unprejudiced witness was just the
spark wanted to give fire to the popular feeling, which burst forth
in three distinct shouts: 'Bertram for ever!' 'Long life to the heir
of Ellangowan!' 'God send him his ain, and to live among us as his
forebears did of yore!'
'I hae been seventy years on the land,' said one person.
'I and mine hae been seventy and seventy to that,' said another;
'I have a right to ken the glance of a Bertram.'
'I and mine hae been three hundred years here,' said another old
man, 'and I sail sell my last cow, but I'll see the young Laird
placed in his right.'
The women, ever delighted with the marvellous, and not less so
when a handsome young man is the subject of the tale, added their
shrill acclamations to the general all-hail. 'Blessings on him; he's
the very picture o' his father! The Bertrams were aye the wale o' the
'Eh! that his puir mother, that died in grief and in doubt about
him, had but lived to see this day!' exclaimed some female voices.
'But we'll help him to his ain, kimmers,' cried others; 'and
before Glossin sail keep the Place of Ellangowan we'll howk him out
o't wi' our nails!'
Others crowded around Dinmont, who was nothing both to tell what
he knew of his friend, and to boast the honour which he had in
contributing to the discovery. As he was known to several of the
principal farmers present, his testimony afforded an additional
motive to the general enthusiasm. In short, it was one of those
moments of intense feeling when the frost of the Scottish people
melts like a snow-wreath, and the dissolving torrent carries dam and
dyke before it.
The sudden shouts interrupted the devotions of the clergyman; and
Meg, who was in one of those dozing fits of stupefaction that precede
the close of existence, suddenly started—'Dinna ye hear? dinna ye
hear? He's owned! he's owned! I lived but for this. I am a sinfu'
woman; but if my curse brought it down, my blessing has taen it off!
And now I wad hae liked to hae said mair. But it canna be. Stay'—she
continued, stretching her head towards the gleam of light that shot
through the narrow slit which served for a window—'is he not there?
Stand out o' the light, and let me look upon him ance mair. But the
darkness is in my ain een,' she said, sinking back, after an earnest
gaze upon vacuity; 'it's a' ended now,
And, sinking back upon her couch of straw, she expired without a
groan. The clergyman and the surgeon carefully noted down all that
she had said, now deeply regretting they had not examined her more
minutely, but both remaining morally convinced of the truth of her
Hazlewood was the first to compliment Bertram upon the near
prospect of his being restored to his name and rank in society. The
people around, who now learned from Jabos that Bertram was the person
who had wounded him, were struck with his generosity, and added his
name to Bertram's in their exulting acclamations.
Some, however, demanded of the postilion how he had not recognised
Bertram when he saw him some time before at Kippletringan. To which
he gave the very natural answer—'Hout, what was I thinking about
Ellangowan then? It was the cry that was rising e'en now that the
young Laird was found, that put me on finding out the likeness. There
was nae missing it ance ane was set to look for't.'
The obduracy of Hatteraick during the latter part of this scene
was in some slight degree shaken. He was observed to twinkle with his
eyelids; to attempt to raise his bound hands for the purpose of
pulling his hat over his brow; to look angrily and impatiently to the
road, as if anxious for the vehicle which was to remove him from the
spot. At length Mr. Hazlewood, apprehensive that the popular ferment
might take a direction towards the prisoner, directed he should be
taken to the post-chaise, and so removed to the town of Kippletringan,
to be at Mr. Mac-Morlan's disposal; at the same time he sent an
express to warn that gentleman of what had happened. 'And now,' he
said to Bertram, 'I should be happy if you would accompany me to
Hazlewood House; but as that might not be so agreeable just now as I
trust it will be in a day or two, you must allow me to return with you
to Woodbourne. But you are on foot.'—'O, if the young Laird would
take my horse!'—'Or mine'— 'Or mine,' said half-a-dozen voices.—'Or
mine; he can trot ten mile an hour without whip or spur, and he's the
young Laird's frae this moment, if he likes to take him for a
herezeld, [Footnote: See Note 8.] as they ca'd it lang syne.' Bertram
readily accepted the horse as a loan, and poured forth his thanks to
the assembled crowd for their good wishes, which they repaid with
shouts and vows of attachment.
While the happy owner was directing one lad to 'gae doun for the
new saddle'; another,' just to rin the beast ower wi' a dry wisp o'
strae'; a third, 'to hie doun and borrow Dan Dunkieson's plated
stirrups,' and expressing his regret 'that there was nae time to gie
the nag a feed, that the young Laird might ken his mettle,' Bertram,
taking the clergyman by the arm, walked into the vault and shut the
door immediately after them. He gazed in silence for some minutes upon
the body of Meg Merrilies, as it lay before him, with the features
sharpened by death, yet still retaining the stern and energetic
character which had maintained in life her superiority as the wild
chieftainess of the lawless people amongst whom she was born. The
young soldier dried the tears which involuntarily rose on viewing this
wreck of one who might be said to have died a victim to her fidelity
to his person and family. He then took the clergyman's hand and asked
solemnly if she appeared able to give that attention to his devotions
which befitted a departing person.
'My dear sir,' said the good minister, 'I trust this poor woman
had remaining sense to feel and join in the import of my prayers. But
let us humbly hope we are judged of by our opportunities of religious
and moral instruction. In some degree she might be considered as an
uninstructed heathen, even in the bosom of a Christian country; and
let us remember that the errors and vices of an ignorant life were
balanced by instances of disinterested attachment, amounting almost to
heroism. To HIM who can alone weigh our crimes and errors against our
efforts towards virtue we consign her with awe, but not without hope.'
'May I request,' said Bertram, 'that you will see every decent
solemnity attended to in behalf of this poor woman? I have some
property belonging to her in my hands; at all events I will be
answerable for the expense. You will hear of me at Woodbourne.'
Dinmont, who had been furnished with a horse by one of his
acquaintance, now loudly called out that all was ready for their
return; and Bertram and Hazlewood, after a strict exhortation to the
crowd, which was now increased to several hundreds, to preserve good
order in their rejoicing, as the least ungoverned zeal might be turned
to the disadvantage of the young Laird, as they termed him, took their
leave amid the shouts of the multitude.
As they rode past the ruined cottages at Derncleugh, Dinmont said,
'I'm sure when ye come to your ain, Captain, ye'll no forget to bigg
a bit cot-house there? Deil be in me but I wad do't mysell, an it
werena in better hands. I wadna like to live in't, though, after what
she said. Od, I wad put in auld Elspeth, the bedral's widow; the like
o' them's used wi' graves and ghaists and thae things.'
A short but brisk ride brought them to Woodbourne. The news of
their exploit had already flown far and wide, and the whole
inhabitants of the vicinity met them on the lawn with shouts of
congratulation. 'That you have seen me alive,' said Bertram to Lucy,
who first ran up to him, though Julia's eyes even anticipated hers,
'you must thank these kind friends.'
With a blush expressing at once pleasure, gratitude, and
bashfulness, Lucy curtsied to Hazlewood, but to Dinmont she frankly
extended her hand. The honest farmer, in the extravagance of his joy,
carried his freedom farther than the hint warranted, for he imprinted
his thanks on the lady's lips, and was instantly shocked at the
rudeness of his own conduct. 'Lord sake, madam, I ask your pardon,' he
said. 'I forgot but ye had been a bairn o'my ain; the Captain's sae
namely, he gars ane forget himsell.'
Old Pleydell now advanced. 'Nay, if fees like these are going,' he
'Stop, stop, Mr. Pleydell,' said Julia, 'you had your fees
beforehand; remember last night.'
'Why, I do confess a retainer,' said the Barrister; 'but if I
don't deserve double fees from both Miss Bertram and you when I
conclude my examination of Dirk Hatteraick to-morrow—Gad, I will so
supple him! You shall see, Colonel; and you, my saucy misses, though
you may not see, shall hear.'
'Ay, that's if we choose to listen, Counsellor,' replied Julia.
'And you think,' said Pleydell, 'it's two to one you won't choose
that? But you have curiosity that teaches you the use of your ears
now and then.'
'I declare, Counsellor,' answered the lively damsel, 'that such
saucy bachelors as you would teach us the use of our fingers now and
'Reserve them for the harpsichord, my love,' said the Counsellor.
'Better for all parties.'
While this idle chat ran on, Colonel Mannering introduced to
Bertram a plain good-looking man, in a grey coat and waistcoat,
buckskin breeches, and boots. 'This, my dear sir, is Mr. Mac-
'To whom,' said Bertram, embracing him cordially, 'my sister was
indebted for a home, when deserted by all her natural friends and
The Dominie then pressed forward, grinned, chuckled, made a
diabolical sound in attempting to whistle, and finally, unable to
stifle his emotions, ran away to empty the feelings of his heart at
We shall not attempt to describe the expansion of heart and glee
of this happy evening.
How like a hateful ape,
Detected grinning 'midst his pilfer'd hoard,
A cunning man appears, whose secret frauds
Are open'd to the day!
There was a great movement at Woodbourne early on the following
morning to attend the examination at Kippletringan. Mr. Pleydell,
from the investigation which he had formerly bestowed on the dark
affair of Kennedy's death, as well as from the general deference due
to his professional abilities, was requested by Mr. Mac-Morlan and Sir
Robert Hazlewood, and another justice of peace who attended, to take
the situation of chairman and the lead in the examination. Colonel
Mannering was invited to sit down with them. The examination, being
previous to trial, was private in other respects.
The Counsellor resumed and reinterrogated former evidence. He then
examined the clergyman and surgeon respecting the dying declaration
of Meg Merrilies. They stated that she distinctly, positively, and
repeatedly declared herself an eye-witness of Kennedy's death by the
hands of Hatteraick and two or three of his crew; that her presence
was accidental; that she believed their resentment at meeting him,
when they were in the act of losing their vessel through the means of
his information, led to the commission of the crime; that she said
there was one witness of the murder, but who refused to participate in
it, still alive—her nephew, Gabriel Faa; and she had hinted at
another person who was an accessory after, not before, the fact; but
her strength there failed her. They did not forget to mention her
declaration that she had saved the child, and that he was torn from
her by the smugglers for the purpose of carrying him to Holland. All
these particulars were carefully reduced to writing.
Dirk Hatteraick was then brought in, heavily ironed; for he had
been strictly secured and guarded, owing to his former escape. He was
asked his name; he made no answer. His profession; he was silent.
Several other questions were put, to none of which he returned any
reply. Pleydell wiped the glasses of his spectacles and considered the
prisoner very attentively. 'A very truculent- looking fellow,' he
whispered to Mannering; 'but, as Dogberry says, I'll go cunningly to
work with him. Here, call in Soles— Soles the shoemaker. Soles, do
you remember measuring some footsteps imprinted on the mud at the wood
of Warroch on—November 17—, by my orders?' Soles remembered the
circumstance perfectly. 'Look at that paper; is that your note of the
measurement?' Soles verified the memorandum. 'Now, there stands a pair
of shoes on that table; measure them, and see if they correspond with
any of the marks you have noted there.' The shoemaker obeyed, and
declared 'that they answered exactly to the largest of the
'We shall prove,' said the Counsellor, aside to Mannering, 'that
these shoes, which were found in the ruins at Derncleugh, belonged to
Brown, the fellow whom you shot on the lawn at Woodbourne. Now, Soles,
measure that prisoner's feet very accurately.'
Mannering observed Hatteraick strictly, and could notice a visible
tremor. 'Do these measurements correspond with any of the
The man looked at the note, then at his foot-rule and measure,
then verified his former measurement by a second. 'They correspond,'
he said, 'within a hair-breadth to a foot-mark broader and shorter
than the former.'
Hatteraick's genius here deserted him. 'Der deyvil!' he broke out,
'how could there be a footmark on the ground, when it was a frost as
hard as the heart of a Memel log?'
'In the evening, I grant you, Captain Hatteraick,' said Pleydell,
'but not in the forenoon. Will you favour me with information where
you were upon the day you remember so exactly?'
Hatteraick saw his blunder, and again screwed up his hard features
for obstinate silence. 'Put down his observation, however,' said
Pleydell to the clerk.
At this moment the door opened, and, much to the surprise of most
present, Mr. Gilbert Glossin made his appearance. That worthy
gentleman had, by dint of watching and eavesdropping, ascertained
that he was not mentioned by name in Meg Merrilies's dying
declaration—a circumstance certainly not owing to any favourable
disposition towards him, but to the delay of taking her regular
examination, and to the rapid approach of death. He therefore
supposed himself safe from all evidence but such as might arise from
Hatteraick's confession; to prevent which he resolved to push a bold
face and join his brethren of the bench during his examination. 'I
shall be able,' he thought, 'to make the rascal sensible his safety
lies in keeping his own counsel and mine; and my presence, besides,
will be a proof of confidence and innocence. If I must lose the
estate, I must; but I trust better things.'
He entered with a profound salutation to Sir Robert Hazlewood. Sir
Robert, who had rather begun to suspect that his plebeian neighbour
had made a cat's paw of him, inclined his head stiffly, took snuff,
and looked another way.
'Mr. Corsand,' said Glossin to the other yokefellow of justice,
'your most humble servant.'
'Your humble servant, Mr. Glossin,' answered Mr. Corsand drily,
composing his countenance regis ad exemplar, that is to say, after
the fashion of the Baronet.
'Mac-Morlan, my worthy friend,' continued Glossin, 'how d' ye do;
always on your duty?'
'Umph,' said honest Mac-Morlan, with little respect either to the
compliment or salutation.
'Colonel Mannering (a low bow slightly returned), and Mr. Pleydell
(another low bow), I dared not have hoped for your assistance to poor
country gentlemen at this period of the session.'
Pleydell took snuff, and eyed him with a glance equally shrewd and
sarcastic. 'I'll teach him,' he said aside to Mannering, 'the value
of the old admonition, Ne accesseris in consilium antequam voceris.'
'But perhaps I intrude, gentlemen?' said Glossin, who could not
fail to observe the coldness of his reception. 'Is this an open
'For my part,' said Mr. Pleydell, 'so far from considering your
attendance as an intrusion, Mr. Glossin, I was never so pleased in my
life to meet with you; especially as I think we should, at any rate,
have had occasion to request the favour of your company in the course
of the day.'
'Well, then, gentlemen,' said Glossin, drawing his chair to the
table, and beginning to bustle about among the papers, 'where are we?
how far have we got? where are the declarations?'
'Clerk, give me all these papers,' said Mr. Pleydell. 'I have an
odd way of arranging my documents, Mr. Glossin, another person
touching them puts me out; but I shall have occasion for your
assistance by and by.'
Glossin, thus reduced to inactivity, stole one glance at Dirk
Hatteraick, but could read nothing in his dark scowl save malignity
and hatred to all around. 'But, gentlemen,' said Glossin, 'is it quite
right to keep this poor man so heavily ironed when he is taken up
merely for examination?'
This was hoisting a kind of friendly signal to the prisoner. 'He
has escaped once before,' said Mac-Morlan drily, and Glossin was
Bertram was now introduced, and, to Glossin's confusion, was
greeted in the most friendly manner by all present, even by Sir
Robert Hazlewood himself. He told his recollections of his infancy
with that candour and caution of expression which afforded the best
warrant for his good faith. 'This seems to be rather a civil than a
criminal question,' said Glossin, rising; 'and as you cannot be
ignorant, gentlemen, of the effect which this young person's pretended
parentage may have on my patrimonial interest, I would rather beg
leave to retire.'
'No, my good sir,' said Mr. Pleydell, 'we can by no means spare
you. But why do you call this young man's claims pretended? I don't
mean to fish for your defences against them, if you have any, but—'
'Mr. Pleydell,' replied Glossin, 'I am always disposed to act
above-board, and I think I can explain the matter at once. This young
fellow, whom I take to be a natural son of the late Ellangowan, has
gone about the country for some weeks under different names, caballing
with a wretched old mad-woman, who, I understand, was shot in a late
scuffle, and with other tinkers, gipsies, and persons of that
description, and a great brute farmer from Liddesdale, stirring up the
tenants against their landlords, which, as Sir Robert Hazlewood of
'Not to interrupt you, Mr. Glossin,' said Pleydell, 'I ask who you
say this young man is?'
'Why, I say,' replied Glossin, 'and I believe that gentleman
(looking at Hatteraick) knows, that the young man is a natural son of
the late Ellangowan, by a girl called Janet Lightoheel, who was
afterwards married to Hewit the shipwright, that lived in the
neighbourhood of Annan. His name is Godfrey Bertram Hewit, by which
name he was entered on board the Royal Caroline excise yacht.'
'Ay?' said Pleydell, 'that is a very likely story! But, not to
pause upon some difference of eyes, complexion, and so forth—be
pleased to step forward, sir.' (A young seafaring man came forward.)
'Here,' proceeded the Counsellor, 'is the real Simon Pure; here's
Godfrey Bertram Hewit, arrived last night from Antigua via Liverpool,
mate of a West-Indian, and in a fair way of doing well in the world,
although he came somewhat irregularly into it.'
While some conversation passed between the other justices and this
young man, Pleydell lifted from among the papers on the table
Hatteraick's old pocket-book. A peculiar glance of the smuggler's eye
induced the shrewd lawyer to think there was something here of
interest. He therefore continued the examination of the papers,
laying the book on the table, but instantly perceived that the
prisoner's interest in the research had cooled. 'It must be in the
book still, whatever it is,' thought Pleydell; and again applied
himself to the pocket-book, until he discovered, on a narrow
scrutiny, a slit between the pasteboard and leather, out of which he
drew three small slips of paper. Pleydell now, turning to Glossin,
requested the favour that he would tell them if he had assisted at the
search for the body of Kennedy and the child of his patron on the day
when they disappeared.
'I did not—that is, I did,' answered the conscience-struck
'It is remarkable though,' said the Advocate, 'that, connected as
you were with the Ellangowan family, I don't recollect your being
examined, or even appearing before me, while that investigation was
'I was called to London,' answered Glossin, 'on most important
business the morning after that sad affair.'
'Clerk,' said Pleydell, 'minute down that reply. I presume the
business, Mr. Glossin, was to negotiate these three bills, drawn by
you on Messrs. Vanbeest and Vanbruggen, and accepted by one Dirk
Hatteraick in their name on the very day of the murder. I congratulate
you on their being regularly retired, as I perceive they have been. I
think the chances were against it.' Glossin's countenance fell. 'This
piece of real evidence,' continued Mr. Pleydell, 'makes good the
account given of your conduct on this occasion by a man called Gabriel
Faa, whom we have now in custody, and who witnessed the whole
transaction between you and that worthy prisoner. Have you any
explanation to give?'
'Mr. Pleydell,' said Glossin, with great composure, 'I presume, if
you were my counsel, you would not advise me to answer upon the spur
of the moment to a charge which the basest of mankind seem ready to
establish by perjury.'
'My advice,' said the Counsellor, 'would be regulated by my
opinion of your innocence or guilt. In your case, I believe you take
the wisest course; but you are aware you must stand committed?'
'Committed? for what, sir?' replied Glossin. 'Upon a charge of
'No; only as art and part of kidnapping the child.'
'That is a bailable offence.'
'Pardon me,' said Pleydell, 'it is plagium, and plagium is
'Forgive me, Mr. Pleydell, there is only one case upon record,
Torrence and Waldie. They were, you remember, resurrection-women, who
had promised to procure a child's body for some young surgeons. Being
upon honour to their employers, rather than disappoint the evening
lecture of the students, they stole a live child, murdered it, and
sold the body for three shillings and sixpence. They were hanged, but
for the murder, not for the plagium [Footnote: This is, in its
circumstances and issue, actually a case tried and reported.]—Your
civil law has carried you a little too far.'
'Well, sir, but in the meantime Mr. Mac-Morlan must commit you to
the county jail, in case this young man repeats the same story.
Officers, remove Mr. Glossin and Hatteraick, and guard them in
Gabriel, the gipsy, was then introduced, and gave a distinct
account of his deserting from Captain Pritchard's vessel and joining
the smugglers in the action, detailed how Dirk Hatteraick set fire to
his ship when he found her disabled, and under cover of the smoke
escaped with his crew, and as much goods as they could save, into the
cavern, where they proposed to lie till nightfall. Hatteraick himself,
his mate Vanbeest Brown, and three others, of whom the declarant was
one, went into the adjacent woods to communicate with some of their
friends in the neighbourhood. They fell in with Kennedy unexpectedly,
and Hatteraick and Brown, aware that he was the occasion of their
disasters, resolved to murder him. He stated that he had seen them
lay violent hands on the officer and drag him through the woods, but
had not partaken in the assault nor witnessed its termination; that he
returned to the cavern by a different route, where he again met
Hatteraick and his accomplices; and the captain was in the act of
giving an account how he and Brown had pushed a huge crag over, as
Kennedy lay groaning on the beach, when Glossin suddenly appeared
among them. To the whole transaction by which Hatteraick purchased his
secrecy he was witness. Respecting young Bertram, he could give a
distinct account till he went to India, after which he had lost sight
of him until he unexpectedly met with him in Liddesdale. Gabriel Faa
farther stated that he instantly sent notice to his aunt Meg
Merrilies, as well as to Hatteraick, who he knew was then upon the
coast; but that he had incurred his aunt's displeasure upon the latter
account. He concluded, that his aunt had immediately declared that she
would do all that lay in her power to help young Ellangowan to his
right, even if it should be by informing against Dirk Hatteraick; and
that many of her people assisted her besides himself, from a belief
that she was gifted with supernatural inspirations. With the same
purpose, he understood his aunt had given to Bertram the treasure of
the tribe, of which she had the custody. Three or four gipsies, by the
express command of Meg Merrilies, mingled in the crowd when the
custom-house was attacked, for the purpose of liberating Bertram,
which he had himself effected. He said, that in obeying Meg's dictates
they did not pretend to estimate their propriety or rationality, the
respect in which she was held by her tribe precluding all such
subjects of speculation. Upon farther interrogation, the witness
added, that his aunt had always said that Harry Bertram carried that
round his neck which would ascertain his birth. It was a spell, she
said, that an Oxford scholar had made for him, and she possessed the
smugglers with an opinion that to deprive him of it would occasion the
loss of the vessel.
Bertram here produced a small velvet bag, which he said he had
worn round his neck from his earliest infancy, and which he had
preserved, first from superstitious reverence, and latterly from the
hope that it might serve one day to aid in the discovery of his birth.
The bag, being opened, was found to contain a blue silk case, from
which was drawn a scheme of nativity. Upon inspecting this paper,
Colonel Mannering instantly admitted it was his own composition; and
afforded the strongest and most satisfactory evidence that the
possessor of it must necessarily be the young heir of Ellangowan, by
avowing his having first appeared in that country in the character of
'And now,' said Pleydell, 'make out warrants of commitment for
Hatteraick and Glossin until liberated in due course of law. Yet,' he
said, 'I am sorry for Glossin.'
'Now, I think,' said Mannering, 'he's incomparably the least
deserving of pity of the two. The other's a bold fellow, though as
hard as flint.'
'Very natural, Colonel,' said the Advocate, 'that you should be
interested in the ruffian and I in the knave, that's all professional
taste; but I can tell you Glossin would have been a pretty lawyer had
he not had such a turn for the roguish part of the profession.'
'Scandal would say,' observed Mannering, 'he might not be the
worse lawyer for that.'
'Scandal would tell a lie, then,' replied Pleydell, 'as she
usually does. Law's like laudanum: it's much more easy to use it as a
quack does than to learn to apply it like a physician.'
Unfit to live or die—O marble heart!
After him, fellows, drag him to the block.
Measure for Measure.
The jail at the county town of the shire of——was one of those
old-fashioned dungeons which disgraced Scotland until of late years.
When the prisoners and their guard arrived there, Hatteraick, whose
violence and strength were well known, was secured in what was called
the condemned ward. This was a large apartment near the top of the
prison. A round bar of iron,[Footnote: See Note 9.] about the
thickness of a man's arm above the elbow, crossed the apartment
horizontally at the height of about six inches from the floor; and its
extremities were strongly built into the wall at either end.
Hatteraick's ankles were secured within shackles, which were connected
by a chain, at the distance of about four feet, with a large iron
ring, which travelled upon the bar we have described. Thus a prisoner
might shuffle along the length of the bar from one side of the room to
another, but could not retreat farther from it in any other direction
than the brief length of the chain admitted. When his feet had been
thus secured, the keeper removed his handcuffs and left his person at
liberty in other respects. A pallet-bed was placed close to the bar of
iron, so that the shackled prisoner might lie down at pleasure, still
fastened to the iron bar in the manner described.
Hatteraick had not been long in this place of confinement before
Glossin arrived at the same prison-house. In respect to his
comparative rank and education, he was not ironed, but placed in a
decent apartment, under the inspection of Mac-Guffog, who, since the
destruction of the bridewell of Portanferry by the mob, had acted here
as an under-turnkey. When Glossin was enclosed within this room, and
had solitude and leisure to calculate all the chances against him and
in his favour, he could not prevail upon himself to consider the game
'The estate is lost,' he said, 'that must go; and, between
Pleydell and Mac-Morlan, they'll cut down my claim on it to a trifle.
My character—but if I get off with life and liberty I'll win money
yet and varnish that over again. I knew not of the gauger's job until
the rascal had done the deed, and, though I had some advantage by the
contraband, that is no felony. But the kidnapping of the boy—there
they touch me closer. Let me see. This Bertram was a child at the
time; his evidence must be imperfect. The other fellow is a deserter,
a gipsy, and an outlaw. Meg Merrilies, d-n her, is dead. These
infernal bills! Hatteraick brought them with him, I suppose, to have
the means of threatening me or extorting money from me. I must
endeavour to see the rascal; must get him to stand steady; must
persuade him to put some other colour upon the business.'
His mind teeming with schemes of future deceit to cover former
villainy, he spent the time in arranging and combining them until the
hour of supper. Mac-Guffog attended as turnkey on this occasion. He
was, as we know, the old and special acquaintance of the prisoner who
was now under his charge. After giving the turnkey a glass of brandy,
and sounding him with one or two cajoling speeches, Glossin made it
his request that he would help him to an interview with Dirk
Hatteraick. 'Impossible! utterly impossible! it's contrary to the
express orders of Mr. Mac-Morlan, and the captain (as the head jailor
of a county jail is called in Scotland) would never forgie me.'
'But why should he know of it?' said Glossin, slipping a couple of
guineas into Mac-Guffog's hand.
The turnkey weighed the gold and looked sharp at Glossin. 'Ay, ay,
Mr. Glossin, ye ken the ways o' this place. Lookee, at lock-up hour
I'll return and bring ye upstairs to him. But ye must stay a' night in
his cell, for I am under needcessity to carry the keys to the captain
for the night, and I cannot let you out again until morning; then I'll
visit the wards half an hour earlier than usual, and ye may get out
and be snug in your ain birth when the captain gangs his rounds.'
When the hour of ten had pealed from the neighbouring steeple Mac-
Guffog came prepared with a small dark lantern. He said softly to
Glossin, 'Slip your shoes off and follow me.' When Glossin was out of
the door, Mac-Guffog, as if in the execution of his ordinary duty, and
speaking to a prisoner within, called aloud, 'Good-night to you, sir,'
and locked the door, clattering the bolts with much ostentatious
noise. He then guided Glossin up a steep and narrow stair, at the top
of which was the door of the condemned ward; he unbarred and unlocked
it, and, giving Glossin the lantern, made a sign to him to enter, and
locked the door behind him with the same affected accuracy.
In the large dark cell into which he was thus introduced Glossin's
feeble light for some time enabled him to discover nothing. At length
he could dimly distinguish the pallet-bed stretched on the floor
beside the great iron bar which traversed the room, and on that pallet
reposed the figure of a man. Glossin approached him. 'Dirk
'Donner and hagel! it is his voice,' said the prisoner, sitting up
and clashing his fetters as he rose; 'then my dream is true! Begone,
and leave me to myself; it will be your best.'
'What! my good friend,' said Glossin, 'will you allow the prospect
of a few weeks' confinement to depress your spirit?'
'Yes,' answered the ruffian, sullenly, 'when I am only to be
released by a halter! Let me alone; go about your business, and turn
the lamp from my face!'
'Psha! my dear Dirk, don't be afraid,' said Glossin; 'I have a
glorious plan to make all right.'
'To the bottomless pit with your plans!' replied his accomplice;
'you have planned me out of ship, cargo, and life; and I dreamt this
moment that Meg Merrilies dragged you here by the hair and gave me the
long clasped knife she used to wear; you don't know what she said.
Sturmwetter! it will be your wisdom not to tempt me!'
'But, Hatteraick, my good friend, do but rise and speak to me,'
'I will not!' answered the savage, doggedly. 'You have caused all
the mischief; you would not let Meg keep the boy; she would have
returned him after he had forgot all.'
'Why, Hatteraick, you are turned driveller!'
'Wetter! will you deny that all that cursed attempt at
Portanferry, which lost both sloop and crew, was your device for your
'But the goods, you know—'
'Curse the goods!' said the smuggler, 'we could have got plenty
more; but, der deyvil! to lose the ship and the fine fellows, and my
own life, for a cursed coward villain, that always works his own
mischief with other people's hands! Speak to me no more; I'm
'But, Dirk—but, Hatteraick, hear me only a few words.'
'Only one sentence.'
'Tousand curses! nein.'
'At least get up, for an obstinate Dutch brute!' said Glossin,
losing his temper and pushing Hatteraick with his foot.
'Donner and blitzen!' said Hatteraick, springing up and grappling
with him; 'you WILL have it then?'
Glossin struggled and resisted; but, owing to his surprise at the
fury of the assault, so ineffectually that he fell under Hatteraick,
the back part of his neck coming full upon the iron bar with stunning
violence. The death-grapple continued. The room immediately below the
condemned ward, being that of Glossin, was, of course, empty; but the
inmates of the second apartment beneath felt the shock of Glossin's
heavy fall, and heard a noise as of struggling and of groans. But all
sounds of horror were too congenial to this place to excite much
curiosity or interest.
In the morning, faithful to his promise, Mac-Guffog came. 'Mr.
Glossin,' said he, in a whispering voice.
'Call louder,' answered Dirk Hatteraick.
'Mr. Glossin, for God's sake come away!'
'He'll hardly do that without help,' said Hatteraick.
'What are you chattering there for, Mac-Guffog?' called out the
captain from below.
'Come away, for God's sake, Mr. Glossin!' repeated the turnkey.
At this moment the jailor made his appearance with a light. Great
was his surprise, and even horror, to observe Glossin's body lying
doubled across the iron bar, in a posture that excluded all idea of
his being alive. Hatteraick was quietly stretched upon his pallet
within a yard of his victim. On lifting Glossin it was found he had
been dead for some hours. His body bore uncommon marks of violence.
The spine where it joins the skull had received severe injury by his
first fall. There were distinct marks of strangulation about the
throat, which corresponded with the blackened state of his face. The
head was turned backward over the shoulder, as if the neck had been
wrung round with desperate violence. So that it would seem that his
inveterate antagonist had fixed a fatal gripe upon the wretch's
throat, and never quitted it while life lasted. The lantern, crushed
and broken to pieces, lay beneath the body.
Mac-Morlan was in the town, and came instantly to examine the
corpse. 'What brought Glossin here?' he said to Hatteraick.
'The devil!' answered the ruffian.
'And what did you do to him?'
'Sent him to hell before me!' replied the miscreant.
'Wretch,' said Mac-Morlan, 'you have crowned a life spent without
a single virtue with the murder of your own miserable accomplice!'
'Virtue?' exclaimed the prisoner. 'Donner! I was always faithful
to my shipowners—always accounted for cargo to the last stiver. Hark
ye! let me have pen and ink and I'll write an account of the whole to
our house, and leave me alone a couple of hours, will ye; and let them
take away that piece of carrion, donnerwetter!'
Mac-Morlan deemed it the best way to humour the savage; he was
furnished with writing materials and left alone. When they again
opened the door it was found that this determined villain had
anticipated justice. He had adjusted a cord taken from the
truckle-bed, and attached it to a bone, the relic of his yesterday's
dinner, which he had contrived to drive into a crevice between two
stones in the wall at a height as great as he could reach, standing
upon the bar. Having fastened the noose, he had the resolution to drop
his body as if to fall on his knees, and to retain that posture until
resolution was no longer necessary. The letter he had written to his
owners, though chiefly upon the business of their trade, contained
many allusions to the younker of Ellangowan, as he called him, and
afforded absolute confirmation of all Meg Merrilies and her nephew had
To dismiss the catastrophe of these two wretched men, I shall only
add, that Mac-Guffog was turned out of office, notwithstanding his
declaration (which he offered to attest by oath), that he had locked
Glossin safely in his own room upon the night preceding his being
found dead in Dirk Hatteraick's cell. His story, however, found faith
with the worthy Mr. Skriegh and other lovers of the marvellous, who
still hold that the Enemy of Mankind brought these two wretches
together upon that night by supernatural interference, that they might
fill up the cup of their guilt and receive its meed by murder and
To sum the whole—the close of all.
As Glossin died without heirs, and without payment of the price,
the estate of Ellangowan was again thrown upon the hands of Mr.
Godfrey Bertram's creditors, the right of most of whom was, however,
defeasible in case Henry Bertram should establish his character of
heir of entail. This young gentleman put his affairs into the hands of
Mr. Pleydell and Mr. Mac-Morlan, with one single proviso, that, though
he himself should be obliged again to go to India, every debt justly
and honourably due by his father should be made good to the claimant.
Mannering, who heard this declaration, grasped him kindly by the hand,
and from that moment might be dated a thorough understanding between
The hoards of Miss Margaret Bertram, and the liberal assistance of
the Colonel, easily enabled the heir to make provision for payment of
the just creditors of his father, while the ingenuity and research of
his law friends detected, especially in the accounts of Glossin, so
many overcharges as greatly diminished the total amount. In these
circumstances the creditors did not hesitate to recognise Bertram's
right, and to surrender to him the house and property of his
ancestors. All the party repaired from Woodbourne to take possession,
amid the shouts of the tenantry and the neighbourhood; and so eager
was Colonel Mannering to superintend certain improvements which he had
recommended to Bertram, that he removed with his family from
Woodbourne to Ellangowan, although at present containing much less and
much inferior accommodation.
The poor Dominie's brain was almost turned with joy on returning
to his old habitation. He posted upstairs, taking three steps at
once, to a little shabby attic, his cell and dormitory in former
days, and which the possession of his much superior apartment at
Woodbourne had never banished from his memory. Here one sad thought
suddenly struck the honest man—the books! no three rooms in
Ellangowan were capable to contain them. While this qualifying
reflection was passing through his mind, he was suddenly summoned by
Mannering to assist in calculating some proportions relating to a
large and splendid house which was to be built on the site of the New
Place of Ellangowan, in a style corresponding to the magnificence of
the ruins in its vicinity. Among the various rooms in the plan, the
Dominie observed that one of the largest was entitled THE LIBRARY; and
close beside was a snug, well- proportioned chamber, entitled Mr.
SAMPSON'S APARTMENT. 'Prodigious, prodigious, pro-di-gi-ous!' shouted
the enraptured Dominie.
Mr. Pleydell had left the party for some time; but he returned,
according to promise, during the Christmas recess of the courts. He
drove up to Ellangowan when all the family were abroad but the
Colonel, who was busy with plans of buildings and pleasure- grounds,
in which he was well skilled, and took great delight.
'Ah ha!' said the Counsellor, 'so here you are! Where are the
ladies? where is the fair Julia?'
'Walking out with young Hazlewood, Bertram, and Captain Delaserre,
a friend of his, who is with us just now. They are gone to plan out a
cottage at Derncleugh. Well, have you carried through your law
'With a wet finger,' answered the lawyer; 'got our youngster's
special service retoured into Chancery. We had him served heir before
'Macers? who are they?'
'Why, it is a kind of judicial Saturnalia. You must know, that one
of the requisites to be a macer, or officer in attendance upon our
supreme court, is, that they shall be men of no knowledge.'
'Now, our Scottish legislature, for the joke's sake I suppose,
have constituted those men of no knowledge into a peculiar court for
trying questions of relationship and descent, such as this business of
Bertram, which often involve the most nice and complicated questions
'The devil they have! I should think that rather inconvenient,'
'O, we have a practical remedy for the theoretical absurdity. One
or two of the judges act upon such occasions as prompters and
assessors to their own doorkeepers. But you know what Cujacius says,
"Multa sunt in moribus dissentanea, multa sine ratione." [Footnote:
The singular inconsistency hinted at is now, in a great degree,
removed.] However, this Saturnalian court has done our business; and a
glorious batch of claret we had afterwards at Walker's. Mac-Morlan
will stare when he sees the bill.'
'Never fear,' said the Colonel, 'we'll face the shock, and
entertain the county at my friend Mrs. Mac-Candlish's to boot.'
'And choose Jock Jabos for your master of horse?' replied the
'Perhaps I may.'
'And where is Dandie, the redoubted Lord of Liddesdale?' demanded
'Returned to his mountains; but he has promised Julia to make a
descent in summer, with the goodwife, as he calls her, and I don't
know how many children.'
'O, the curly-headed varlets! I must come to play at Blind Harry
and Hy Spy with them. But what is all this?' added Pleydell, taking
up the plans. 'Tower in the centre to be an imitation of the Eagle
Tower at Caernarvon—corps de logis—the devil! Wings— wings! Why,
the house will take the estate of Ellangowan on its back and fly away
'Why, then, we must ballast it with a few bags of sicca rupees,'
replied the Colonel.
'Aha! sits the wind there? Then I suppose the young dog carries
off my mistress Julia?'
'Even so, Counsellor.'
'These rascals, the post-nati, get the better of us of the old
school at every turn,' said Mr. Pleydell. 'But she must convey and
make over her interest in me to Lucy.'
'To tell you the truth, I am afraid your flank will be turned
there too,' replied the Colonel.
'Here has been Sir Robert Hazlewood,' said Mannering, 'upon a
visit to Bertram, thinking and deeming and opining—'
'O Lord! pray spare me the worthy Baronet's triads!'
'Well, sir,' continued Mannering, 'to make short, he conceived
that, as the property of Singleside lay like a wedge between two
farms of his, and was four or five miles separated from Ellangowan,
something like a sale or exchange or arrangement might take place, to
the mutual convenience of both parties.'
'Well, and Bertram—'
'Why, Bertram replied, that he considered the original settlement
of Mrs. Margaret Bertram as the arrangement most proper in the
circumstances of the family, and that therefore the estate of
Singleside was the property of his sister.'
'The rascal!' said Pleydell, wiping his spectacles. 'He'll steal
my heart as well as my mistress. Et puis?'
'And then Sir Robert retired, after many gracious speeches; but
last week he again took the field in force, with his coach and six
horses, his laced scarlet waistcoat, and best bob-wig—all very
grand, as the good-boy books say.'
'Ay! and what was his overture?'
'Why, he talked with great form of an attachment on the part of
Charles Hazlewood to Miss Bertram.'
'Ay, ay; he respected the little god Cupid when he saw him perched
on the Dun of Singleside. And is poor Lucy to keep house with that
old fool and his wife, who is just the knight himself in petticoats?'
'No; we parried that. Singleside House is to be repaired for the
young people, and to be called hereafter Mount Hazlewood.'
'And do you yourself, Colonel, propose to continue at Woodbourne?'
'Only till we carry these plans into effect. See, here's the plan
of my bungalow, with all convenience for being separate and sulky
when I please.'
'And, being situated, as I see, next door to the old castle, you
may repair Donagild's tower for the nocturnal contemplation of the
celestial bodies? Bravo, Colonel!'
'No, no, my dear Counsellor! Here ends THE ASTROLOGER.'
NOTES AND GLOSSARY
NOTE 1, p. 93
The roads of Liddesdale, in Dandie Dinmont's days, could not be
said to exist, and the district was only accessible through a
succession of tremendous morasses. About thirty years ago the author
himself was the first person who ever drove a little open carriage
into these wilds, the excellent roads by which they are now traversed
being then in some progress. The people stared with no small wonder at
a sight which many of them had never witnessed in their lives before.
NOTE 2, p. 102
The Tappit Hen contained three quarts of claret—
Weel she loed a Hawick gill,
And leugh to see a tappit hen.
I have seen one of these formidable stoups at Provost Haswell's,
at Jedburgh, in the days of yore It was a pewter measure, the claret
being in ancient days served from the tap, and had the figure of a hen
upon the lid. In later times the name was given to a glass bottle of
the same dimensions. These are rare apparitions among the degenerate
topers of modern days.
NOTE 3, p. 102
The account given by Mr. Pleydell of his sitting down in the midst
of a revel to draw an appeal case was taken from a story told me by
an aged gentleman of the elder President Dundas of Amiston (father of
the younger President and of Lord Melville). It had been thought very
desirable, while that distinguished lawyer was king's counsel, that
his assistance should be obtained in drawing an appeal case, which, as
occasion for such writings then rarely occurred, was held to be matter
of great nicety. The solicitor employed for the appellant, attended by
my informant acting as his clerk, went to the Lord Advocate's chambers
in the Fishmarket Close, as I think. It was Saturday at noon, the
Court was just dismissed, the Lord Advocate had changed his dress and
booted himself, and his servant and horses were at the foot of the
close to carry him to Arniston. It was scarcely possible to get him to
listen to a word respecting business. The wily agent, however, on
pretence of asking one or two questions, which would not detain him
half an hour, drew his Lordship, who was no less an eminent ban vivant
than a lawyer of unequalled talent, to take a whet at a celebrated
tavern, when the learned counsel became gradually involved in a
spirited discussion of the law points of the case. At length it
occurred to him that he might as well ride to Arniston in the cool of
the evening. The horses were directed to be put in the stable, but not
to be unsaddled. Dinner was ordered, the law was laid aside for a
time, and the bottle circulated very freely. At nine o'clock at night,
after he had been honouring Bacchus for so many hours, the Lord
Advocate ordered his horses to be unsaddled; paper, pen, and ink were
brought; he began to dictate the appeal case, and continued at his
task till four o'clock the next morning. By next day's post the
solicitor sent the case to London, a chef-d'oeuvre of its kind; and in
which, my informant assured me, it was not necessary on revisal to
correct five words. I am not, therefore, conscious of having
overstepped accuracy in describing the manner in which Scottish
lawyers of the old time occasionally united the worship of Bacchus
with that of Themis. My informant was Alexander Keith, Esq.,
grandfather to my friend, the present Sir Alexander Keith of
Ravelstone, and apprentice at the time to the writer who conducted the
NOTE 4, p. 180
We must again have recourse to the contribution to Blackwood's
Magazine, April 1817:—
'To the admirers of good eating, gipsy cookery seems to have
little to recommend it. I can assure you, however, that the cook of a
nobleman of high distinction, a person who never reads even a novel
without an eye to the enlargement of the culinary science, has added
to the "Almanach des Gourmands" a certain Potage a la Meg Merrilies de
Derndeugh, consisting of game and poultry of all kinds, stewed with
vegetables into a soup, which rivals in savour and richness the
gallant messes of Camacho's wedding; and which the Baron of
Bradwardine would certainly have reckoned among the epulae lautiores.'
The artist alluded to in this passage is Mons. Florence, cook to
Henry and Charles, late Dukes of Buccleuch, and of high distinction
in his profession.
NOTE 5, p. 212
The Burnet whose taste for the evening meal of the ancients is
quoted by Mr. Pleydellwas the celebrated metaphysician and excellent
man, Lord Monboddo, whose coenae will not be soon forgotten by those
who have shared his classic hospitality. As a Scottish judge he took
the designation of his family estate. His philosophy, as is well
known, was of a fanciful and somewhat fantastic character; but his
learning was deep, and he was possessed of a singular power of
eloquence, which reminded the hearer of the os rotundum of the Grove
or Academe. Enthusiastically partial to classical habits, his
entertainments were always given in the evening, when there was a
circulation of excellent Bourdeaux, in flasks garlanded with roses,
which were also strewed on the table after the manner of Horace. The
best society, whether in respect of rank or literary distinction, was
always to be found in St. John's Street, Canongate. The conversation
of the excellent old man, his high, gentleman-like, chivalrous spirit,
the learning and wit with which he defended his fanciful paradoxes,
the kind and liberal spirit of his hospitality, must render these
noctes coenaeque dear to all who, like the author (though then young),
had the honour of sitting at his board.
NOTE 6, p. 215
It is probably true, as observed by Counsellor Pleydell, that a
lawyer's anxiety about his case, supposing him to have been some time
in practice, will seldom disturb his rest or digestion. Clients will,
however, sometimes fondly entertain a different opinion. I was told by
an excellent judge, now no more, of a country gentleman who,
addressing his leading counsel, my informer, then an advocate in great
practice, on the morning of the day on which the case was to be
pleaded, said, with singular bonhomie, 'Weel, my Lord (the counsel was
Lord Advocate), the awful day is come at last. I have nae been able to
sleep a wink for thinking of it; nor, I daresay, your Lordship
NOTE 7, p. 235
Whistling, among the tenantry of a large estate, is when an
individual gives such information to the proprietor or his managers
as to occasion the rent of his neighbour's farms being raised, which,
for obvious reasons, is held a very unpopular practice.
NOTE 8, p. 286
This hard word is placed in the mouth of one of the aged tenants.
In the old feudal tenures the herezeld constituted the best horse or
other animal on the vassals' lands, become the right of the superior.
The only remnant of this custom is what is called the sasine, or a fee
of certain estimated value, paid to the sheriff of the county, who
gives possession to the vassals of the crown.
NOTE 9, p. 301
This mode of securing prisoners was universally practised in
Scotland after condemnation. When a man received sentence of death he
was put upon THE GAD, as it was called, that is, secured to the bar of
iron in the manner mentioned in the text. The practice subsisted in
Edinburgh till the old jail was taken down some years since, and
perhaps may be still in use.
'A, he, I.
ablins, aiblins, perhaps.
aik, an oak.
ails, hinders, prevents.
auld threep, a superstitious notion.
avise, advise, deliberate.
bairn, a child.
ballant, a ballad.
bannock, a flat round or oval cake.
barken, stiffen, dry to a crust.
barrow-trams, the shafts of a hand barrow.
berling, a galley.
bield, a shelter, a house.
billie, a brother, a companion.
bing out and tour, go out and watch.
binna, be not.
birk, a birch tree.
bit, a little.
bittle, beat with a bat.
bittock, a little bit.
Black Peter, a portmanteau.
blate, shy, bashful.
blude, bluid, blood.
blunker, a cloth printer.
boddle, a copper coin worth one third of a penny.
bogle, a goblin, a spectre.
bonnet, a cap.
bonnie, bonny, pretty, fine.
bonspiel, a match game at curling.
bottle-head, beetle-head, stupid fellow.
bow, a boll.
bowster, a bolster.
brigg, a bridge.
brock, a badger, a dirty fellow.
brod, a church collection plate.
buckkar, a smuggling lugger.
bully-huff, a bully, a braggart.
burn, a brook.
cake-house, a house of entertainment.
callant, a stripling.
canny, lucky, cautious.
cantle, a fragment.
capons, castrated cocks.
carle, a churl, an old man.
cast, lot, fate.
chapping-stick, a stick to strike with.
cheerer, spirits and hot water.
chield, a young man.
chumlay, a chimney.
clashes, lies, scandal.
claught, clutched, caught.
clodded, threw heavily.
close, a lane, a narrow passage.
clour, a heavy blow.
cloyed a dud, stolen a rag.
collieshangie, an uproar.
come o' will, a child of love.
cramp-ring, shackles, fetters.
creel, a basket.
cuddy, an ass.
cusp, an entrance to a house.
cusser, a courser, a stallion.
daft, mad, foolish.
daurna, dare not.
deil-be-lickit, nothing, naught.
dike, a wall, a ditch.
dingle, a dell, a hollow.
dizzen, a dozen.
doo, a dove.
dooket, dukit, a dovecot.
douse the glim, put out the light.
dow, list, wish.
drap, a drop.
dub, a puddle.
eassel, provincial for eastward.
evening, putting on the same level.
fauld, a fold.
feck, a quantity.
fell, a skin.
fernseed, gather the, make invisible.
fie, mad, foredoomed.
fient a bit, never a bit
fient a haet, not the least.
fire-raising, setting fire.
firlot, a quarter of a boll.
fit, a foot.
flesh, fleesh, a fleece.
fond, glad to.
foumart, a polecat.
frummagem'd, throttled, hanged.
fule-body, a foolish person.
gate, gait, way.
gay, gey, very.
gelding, a castrated horse.
gentle or semple, high born or common people.
gliffing, a surprise, an instant.
gowan, a field daisy.
gowpen, a double handful.
grieve, an overseer.
grippet, grasped, caught.
gude, guid, good.
gudeman, master of a house.
hadden, held, gone.
hafflin, half grown.
hallan, a partition.
hank, a skein of yarn.
hansel, a present.
hantle, a quantity.
haud, hauld, hold.
heezie, a lift.
heuch, a crag, a steep bank.
hirsel, a flock.
hizzie, a housewife, a hussy.
hog, a young sheep.
horning, a warrant for a debtor.
houdie, a midwife.
howm, flat low ground.
humble-cow, a cow without horns.
jaw-hole, a sink.
jo, a sweetheart.
kahn, a skiff.
kaim, a low ridge, a comb.
kain, part of a farm-rent paid in fowls.
keep, a stronghold.
keepit, kept, attended.
kenna, do not know.
kibe, an ulcerated chilblain, a chapped heel.
killogie, the open space before a kiln fire.
kilting, girding or tucking up.
kimmer, a female gossip.
kipper, cured salmon.
kist, a chest, a coffin.
kitchen-mort, kinchen-mort, a girl.
kittle, tickle, ticklish.
kitt, a number, the whole.
knave, a boy.
knevell, knead, beat severely.
kobold, a hobgoblin.
laird, lord of the manor.
lampit, a limpet.
landloupers, persons of wandering tendencies.
lang or, long before.
langsyne, long ago.
lap and paunel, liquor and food.
lassie, a young girl.
leddy, a lady.
lee, pasture land.
leg bail, to give, to run away.
letter-gae, the precentor is called by Allan Ramsay
'the letter-gae of haly rhyme.'
levin, lightning, scorn.
lift, the sky.
like, as it were.
limmer, a jade, a hussy.
links, the windings of a river.
loan, an open place, a lane.
loaning, a milking place.
long bowls, ninepins.
looby, a booby, a lout.
loon, a clown, a rogue.
loup, leap, start.
low, blaze, flame.
luckie, an old woman.
lunt, blaze, torch.
lykewake, a watch at night over a dead body.
mair by token, especially.
meddling and making, interfering.
messan, a little dog.
milling in the darkmans, murder by night.
minded, looked after.
mirk, dark; pit mirk, pitch dark.
moonshie, a secretary.
moss, a morass.
moss-hag, a pit, a slough.
muckle, great, much.
muir, a moor, a heath.
muscavado, unrefined sugar.
mutchkin, a measure equal to an English pint.
na, nae, no.
needna, need not.
now, the, at once.
odd-come-shortly, chance time not far in the future.
orra, odd, occasional.
orra time, occasionally.
o't, of it.
out, out in rebellion.
out of house and hauld, destitute.
outcast, a falling out, a quarrel.
owt, the exterior, out.
parritch, oatmeal porridge.
peat-hag, a bog.
penny-stane, a stone quoit.
pinners, a headdress.
pirn, a reel.
plough-gate of land, land that can be tilled with one plough.
pock, a pouch, a bag.
poschay, a post-chaise.
pow, the head.
powny, a pony.
precentor, a leader of congregational singing.
prin, a pin.
quean, a young woman, a wench.
ramble, a spree.
randle-tree, a horizontal bar across a chimney, on which
pot-hooks are hung; sometimes used as an opprobrious epithet.
ranging and riping, scouring and searching.
rasp-house, a custom-house.
red cock craw, kindle a fire.
redding-straik, a blow received when trying to separate
reif and wear, robbery and injury.
reise, a bough.
reiver, a robber.
retour, return of a writ.
rive, rend, rob.
rotten, rottan, a rat.
roup, an auction.
roupit, sold at auction.
routing, snoring, bellowing.
rump and dozen, meat and drink, a good dinner.
run goods, smuggled goods.
samyn, the same.
sark, a shirt.
saugh, a willow tree.
scaff-raff, riff raff.
scart, scratched, written on.
schnaps, a dram of liquor.
scones, flat round cakes.
scouring the cramp-ring, said metaphorically for being
thrown into fetters or, generally, into prison.
screed o' drink, a drinking bout.
semple, simple, poor people.
shake-rag, a tatterdemalion.
shealing, sheiling, a shed, a hut.
sherra, a sheriff.
shoeing-horn, something that leads to more drinking.
shouther, a shoulder.
sic, so, such.
skeel, a bucket, a tub.
slack, a hollow, a morass.
slap, a breach.
slow-hund, a sleuth hound.
smack, smaik, a rogue, a low wretch.
soup o' drink, a spoonful.
souple, a cudgel.
sprug, a sparrow.
spunk, a spark.
stell, a stall, a covert.
stickit, stopped, hindered.
stir your gear, disturb your goods.
stark, a heifer, a bullock.
stiver, a small Dutch coin.
stoup, a drinking vessel, a wooden pitcher.
sunkets, delicacies, provisions of any kind.
sunkie, a low stool.
tait, a tuft.
tap, the top.
tass, a cup.
thereawa', thence, thereabout.
thrapple, the windpipe, the throat.
thristle, a thistle.
tippenny, ale at twopence a bottle.
tod, a fox.
tolbooth, a jail.
tow, a rope.
trine to the cheat, get hanged.
troking, intercourse, trafficking.
tulzie, tuilzie, a scuffle, a brawl.
tweel, a web.
tyke, a cur.
umwhile, formerly, late.
uncanny, weird, unlucky.
unco, strange, very.
upright man, the leader (and greatest rogue) of the gang.
warld, the world.
warlock, a wizard.
waster, a long spear.
wean, a young child.
weary fa', curse.
wedder, a wether.
weel-faured, well-favored, prepossessing.
weize, direct, incline.
whaap, the (or the Hope), is the sheltered part or hollow of the
hill. Hoff, howff, haaf, and haven are all modifications of
the same word.
wheen, a few.
whin, a few.
whinger, a kind of knife, a hanger.
whistle, give information against one.
whittret, a weasel.
witters, the barbs of the spear.
woodie, wuddie, a rope, a halter, the gallows.
worricow, a hobgoblin.
wots na, does not know.
wrang side of the blanket, illegitimate.
writer, an attorney.
wuddie, a rope, the gallows.
yaffing, chattering, barking.
yet, yere, your.