Tale of Mere
Chance by Stephen Crane
BEING AN ACCOUNT OF THE PURSUIT OF THE TILES, THE STATEMENT OF THE
CLOCK, AND THE GRIP OF A COAT OF ORANGE SPOTS, TOGETHER WITH SOME
CRITICISM OF A DETECTIVE SAID TO BE CARVED FROM AN OLD TABLE-LEG.
Yes, my friend, I killed the man, but I would not have been detected
in it were it not for some very extraordinary circumstances. I had long
considered this deed, but I am a delicate and sensitive person, you
understand, and I hesitated over it as the diver hesitates on the brink
of a dark and icy mountain pool. A thought of the shock of the contact
holds one back.
As I was passing his house one morning, I said to myself, Well, at
any rate, if she loves him, it will not be for long. And after that
decision I was not myself, but a sort of a machine.
I rang the bell and the servants admitted me to the drawing-room. I
waited there while the old tall clock placidly ticked its speech of
time. The rigid and austere chairs remained in possession of their
singular imperturbability, although, of course, they were aware of my
purpose, but the little white tiles of the floor whispered one to
another and looked at me. Presently he entered the room, and I, drawing
my revolver, shot him. He screamedyou know that screammostly
amazementand as he fell forward his blood was upon the little white
tiles. They huddled and covered their eyes from this rain. It seemed to
me that the old clock stopped ticking as a man may gasp in the middle
of a sentence, and a chair threw itself in my way as I sprang toward
A moment later, I was walking down the street, tranquil, you
understand, and I said to myself, It is done. Long years from this day
I will say to her that it was I who killed him. After time has eaten
the conscience of the thing, she will admire my courage.
I was elated that the affair had gone off so smoothly, and I felt
like returning home and taking a long, full sleep, like a tired working
man. When people passed me, I contemplated their stupidity with a sense
But those accursed little white tiles.
I heard a shrill crying and chattering behind me, and, looking back,
I saw them, blood-stained and impassioned, raising their little hands
and screaming Murder! It was he! I have said that they had little
hands. I am not sure of it, but they had some means of indicating me as
unerringly as pointing fingers. As for their movement, they swept along
as easily as dry, light leaves are carried by the wind. Always they
were shrilly piping their song of my guilt.
My friend, may it never be your fortune to be pursued by a crowd of
little blood-stained tiles. I used a thousand means to be free from the
clash-clash of these tiny feet. I ran through the world at my best
speed, but it was no better than that of an ox, while they, my
pursuers, were always fresh, eager, relentless.
I am an ingenious person, and I used every trick that a desperate,
fertile man can invent. Hundreds of times I had almost evaded them when
some smouldering, neglected spark would blaze up and discover me.
I felt that the eye of conviction would have no terrors for me, but
the eyes of suspicion which I saw in city after city, on road after
road, drove me to the verge of going forward and saying, Yes, I have
People would see the following, clamorous troops of blood-stained
tiles, and give me piercing glances, so that these swords played
continually at my heart. But we are a decorous race, thank God. It is
very vulgar to apprehend murderers on the public streets. We have
learned correct manners from the English. Besides, who can be sure of
the meaning of clamouring tiles? It might be merely a trick in
Detectives? What are detectives? Oh, yes, I have read of them and
their deeds, when I come to think of it. The prehistoric races must
have been remarkable. I have never been able to understand how the
detective navigated in stone boats. Still, specimens of their pottery
excavated in Taumalipas show a remarkable knowledge of mechanics. I
remember the little hydraulicwhat's that? Well, what you say may be
true, my friend, but I think you dream.
The little stained tiles. My friend, I stopped in an inn at the ends
of the earth, and in the morning they were there flying like little
birds and pecking at my window.
I should have escaped. Heavens, I should have escaped. What was more
simple? I murdered and then walked into the world, which is wide and
Do you know that my own clock assisted in the hunting of me? They
asked what time I left my home that morning, and it replied at once,
Half-after eight. The watch of a man I had chanced to pass near the
house of the crime told the people Seven minutes after nine. And, of
course, the tall, old clock in the drawing-room went about day after
day repeating, Eighteen minutes after nine.
Do you say that the man who caught me was very clever? My friend, I
have lived long, and he was the most incredible blockhead of my
experience. An enslaved, dust-eating Mexican vaquero wouldn't hitch his
pony to such a man. Do you think he deserves credit for my capture? If
he had been as pervading as the atmosphere, he would never have caught
me. If he was a detective, as you say, I could carve a better one from
an old table-leg. But the tiles. That is another matter. At night I
think they flew in long high flock, like pigeons. In the day, little
mad things, they murmured on my trail like frothy-mouthed weasels.
I see that you note these great, round, vividly orange spots on my
coat. Of course, even if the detective were really carved from an old
table-leg, he could hardly fail to apprehend a man thus badged. As
sores come upon one in the plague so came these spots upon my coat.
When I discovered them, I made effort to free myself of this coat. I
tore, tugged, wrenched at it, but around my shoulders it was like a
grip of a dead man's arms. Do you know that I have plunged into a
thousand lakes? I have smeared this coat with a thousand paints. But
day and night the spots burn like lights. I might walk from this jail
to-day if I could rid myself of this coat, but it
At any rate, the person you call a detective was not so clever to
discover a man in a coat of spotted orange, followed by shrieking,
blood-stained tiles. Yes, that noise from the corridor is most
peculiar. But they are always there, muttering and watching, clashing
and jostling. It sounds as if the dishes of Hades were being washed.
Yet I have become used to it. Once, indeed, in the night, I cried out
to them, In God's name, go away, little blood-stained tiles. But they
doggedly answered, It is the law.