An Old Man Goes
Wooing by Stephen Crane
The melancholy fisherman made his way through a street that was
mainly as dark as a tunnel. Sometimes an open door threw a rectangle of
light upon the pavement, and within the cottages were scenes of working
women and men, who comfortably smoked and talked. From them came the
sounds of laughter and the babble of children. Each time the old man
passed through one of the radiant zones the light etched his face in
profile with touches flaming and sombre until there was a resemblance
to a stern and mournful Dante portrait.
Once a whistling lad came through the darkness. He peered intently
for purposes of recognition. Good avenin', Mickey, he cried
cheerfully. The old man responded with a groan, which intimated that
the lamentable reckless optimism of the youth had forced from him an
expression of an emotion that he had been enduring in saintly patience
and silence. He continued his pilgrimage toward the kitchen of the
The kitchen is a great and worthy place. The long range with its
lurid heat continually emits the fragrance of broiling fish, roasting
mutton, joints, and fowl. The high black ceiling is ornamented with
hams and flitches of bacon. There is a long, dark bench against one
wall, and it is fronted by a dark table, handy for glasses of stout. On
an old mahogany dresser rows of plates face the distant range, and
reflect the red shine of the peat. Smoke which has in it the odour of
an American forest fire eddies through the air. The great stones of the
floor are scarred by the black mud from the inn yard. And here the
gossip of a country-side goes on amid the sizzle of broiling fish and
the loud protesting splutter of joints taken from the oven.
When the old man reached the door of this paradise, he stopped for a
moment with his finger on the latch. He sighed deeply; evidently he was
undergoing some lachrymose reflection. For somewhere overhead in the
inn he could hear the wild clamour of dining pig-buyers, men who were
come for the pig fair to be held on the morrow. Evidently in the little
parlour of the inn these men were dining amid an uproar of shouted
jests and laughter. The revelry sounded like the fighting of two mobs
amid a rain of missiles and crash of shop windows. The old man raised
his hand as if, unseen there in the darkness, he was going to solemnly
damn the dinner of the pig-buyers.
Within the kitchen Nora, tall, strong, intrepid, approached the
fiery stove in the manner of a boxer. Her left arm was held high to
guard her face, which was already crimson from the blaze. With a
flourish of her apron she achieved a great brown humming joint from the
oven, and, emerging a glowing and triumphant figure from the steam and
smoke and rapid play of heat, she slid the pan upon the table, even as
she saw the old man standing within the room and lugubriously cleaning
the mud from his boots. Tis you, Mickey? she said.
He made no reply until he had found his way to the long bench. It
is, he said then. It was clear that in the girl's opinion he had
gained some kind of strategic advantage. The sanctity of her kitchen
was successfully violated, but the old man betrayed no elation. Lifting
one knee and placing it over the other, he grunted in the blissful
weariness of a venerable labourer returned to his own fireside. He
coughed dismally. Ah, 'tis no good a man gits from fishin' these days.
I moind the toimes whin they would be hoppin' up clear o' the wather,
there was that little room fur thim. I would be likin' a bottle o'
Niver fear you, Mickey, answered the girl. Swinging here and there
in the glare of the fire, Nora, with her towering figure and bare
brawny arms, was like a feminine blacksmith at a forge. The old man,
pallid, emaciated, watched her from the shadows at the other side of
the room. The lines from the sides of his nose to the corners of his
mouth sank low to an expression of despair deeper than any moans. He
should have been painted upon the door of a tomb with wringing willows
arched above him and men in grey robes slowly booming the drums of
death. Finally he spoke. I would be likin' a bottle o' stout, Nora, me
girrl, he said.
Niver fear you, Mickey, again she replied with cheerful obstinacy.
She was admiring her famous roast, which now sat in its platter on the
rack over the range. There was a lull in her tumultuous duties. The old
man coughed and moved his foot with a scraping sound on the stones. The
noise of dining pig-buyers, now heard through doors and winding
corridors of the inn, was a roll of far-away storm.
A woman in a dark dress entered the kitchen and keenly examined the
roast and Nora's other feats. Mickey here would be wantin' a bottle o'
stout, said the girl to her mistress. The woman turned towards the
spectral figure in the gloom, and regarded it quietly with a clear eye.
Have yez the money, Mickey? repeated the woman of the house.
Profoundly embittered, he replied in short terms, I have.
There now, cried Nora, in astonishment and admiration. Poising a
large iron spoon, she was motionless, staring with open mouth at the
old man. He searched his pockets slowly during a complete silence in
the kitchen. He brought forth two coppers and laid them sadly,
reproachfully, and yet defiantly on the table.
There now, cried Nora, stupefied.
They brought him a bottle of the black brew, and Nora poured it out
for him with her own red hand, which looked to be as broad as his
chest. A collar of brown foam curled at the top of the glass. With
measured moments the old man filled a short pipe. There came a sudden
howl from another part of the inn. One of the pig-buyers was at the
head of the stairs bawling for the mistress. The two women hurriedly
freighted themselves with the roast and the vegetables, and sprang with
them to placate the pig-buyers. Alone, the old man studied the gleam of
the fire on the floor. It faded and brightened in the way of lightning
at the horizon's edge.
When Nora returned, the strapping grenadier of a girl was blushing
and giggling. The pig-buyers had been humorous. I moind the toime
began the man sorrowfully. I moind the toime whin yea was a wee bit of
a girrl, Nora, an' wouldn't be havin' words wid min loike thim buyers.
I moind the toime whin yea could attind to your own affairs, ye
ould skileton, said the girl promptly. He made a gesture, which may
have expressed his stirring grief at the levity of the new generation,
and then lapsed into another stillness.
The girl, a giantess, carrying, lifting, pushing, an incarnation of
dauntless labour, changing the look of the whole kitchen with a
moment's manipulation of her great arms, did not heed the old man for a
long time. When she finally glanced toward him, she saw that he was
sunk forward with his grey face on his arms. A growl of heavy breathing
ascended. He was asleep.
She marched to him and put both hands to his collar. Despite his
feeble and dreamy protestations, she dragged him out from behind the
table and across the floor. She opened the door and thrust him into the