Lady Betty Across the Water
by Charles Norris Williamson
LADY BETTY ACROSS THE WATER
[Illustration: I found myself chatting away with those cadets as
if I had grown up with them]
LADY BETTY ACROSS THE WATER
C. N. &A. M. WILLIAMSON
Authors of My Friend the Chauffeur
Illustrations by Orson Lowell
New York McClure, Phillips &Co. MCMVI
Copyright, 1906, by McClure, Phillips &Co.
Published, May, 1906 Second Impression
Copyright, 1905, 1906, by The Curtis Publishing Company
the people of that great, delightful, and hospitable
land which gave Lady Betty the time of her life
and inspiration, this story of her visit is admiringly
Dedicated by Betty Bulkeley
and C. N. and A. M. Williamson
I. ABOUT BEING
III. ABOUT NEW
SHOPPING AND MEN
V. ABOUT WEST
VI. ABOUT THE
PARK AND LOVE
DRESS, AND AN
X. ABOUT A
VIOLET TEA AND A
XI. ABOUT A
XII. ABOUT A
WEDDING AND A
XIV. ABOUT THE
XV. ABOUT SEEING
XVI. ABOUT THE
XVII. ABOUT COWS
XX. ABOUT JIM
AND THE DUKE
LADY BETTY ACROSS THE WATER
I. ABOUT BEING BANISHED
I don't know yet whether I'm pleased or not, but I do know that I'm
excitedmore excited than I've ever been in my life, except perhaps
when Miss Mackinstry, my last governess, had hysterics in the
schoolroom and fainted among the tea things.
I suppose I shan't be able to decide about the state of my feelings
until I've had more of them on the same subject, or until I've written
down in this book of mine everything exactly as it's happened. I like
doing that; it makes things seem so clear when you try to review them
The excitement began at breakfast by Mother having a letter that she
liked. I knew she liked it by the way her eyes lighted up, as if they
had been lamps and the letter a match. All the other letters, mostly
with horrid, tradesmanny-looking envelopes, which had been making her
quite glowery, she pushed aside.
Mother won't have a crown on her envelopes; she thinks it's vulgar;
besides, putting it only on the paper saves expense. This envelope had
a great sprawly gold crest, but she didn't seem to disapprove of it.
She read on and on, then suddenly glanced up as if she would have said
something quickly, to Victoria; she didn't say it, though, for she
remembered me. I am never taken into family conclaves, because I'm not
out yet. I don't see what difference that makes, especially as I'm not
to be allowed to come out till after Vic's married, because she was
presented four years ago, and isn't even engaged yet; so for all I can
tell I may have to stay in till I'm a hundred, or leak out slowly when
nobody is noticing, as Vic says girls do in the middle classes. This
time I didn't mind, however, for I couldn't see how the letter
concerned me; and as I was dying for a sight of Berengaria's puppies,
which were born last night, I was glad when Mother told me not to
fidget after I'd finished breakfast, but to run down to the kennels if
Soon I forgot all about the letter, for the puppies were the dearest
ducks on earth (can puppies be ducks, I wonder?), and besides, it was
such a delicious June morning that I could have danced with joy because
I was alive.
I often feel like that; but there's nobody to tell, except the trees
and the dogs, and my poor pony, who is almost too old and
second-childish now to understand. She was my brother Stanforth's pony
first of all, and Stanforth is twenty-eight; then she was Vic's, and
Vic isbut Mother doesn't like Vic's age to be mentioned any more,
though she is years younger than Stan.
I took a walk in the park and afterwards went through the
rose-garden, to see how the roses were getting on. There were a lot of
petals for my pot-pourri, and gathering them up kept me for some
time. Then, as the jar stands in Vic's and my den (she calls it her
den, but it has to be part mine, as I have no other), I was going in by
one of the long windows, when I heard Mother's voice. The question
is, she was saying, what's to be done with Betty?
I turned round and ran away on my tiptoes across the lawn, for I
didn't want to be an eavesdropper, and it would be nearly as bad to
have Mother know I had heard even those few words; she would be so
annoyed, and Mother chills me all the way through to my bones when
she's annoyed. It is wonderful how she does it, for she never scolds;
but the thermometer simply drops to freezing-point, and you feel like a
poor little shivering crocus that has come up too soon, by mistake, to
find the world covered with snow, and no hope of squeezing back into
its own cosy warm bulb again.
I stopped out of doors till luncheon, and played croquet against
myself, wishing that Stan would run down; for although Stan rather
fancies himself as a Gorgeous Person since poor father's death gave him
the title, he is quite nice to me, when it occurs to him. I'm always
glad when he comes to the Towers, but he hardly ever does in the
Season; and then in August and September he's always in Scotland. So is
Vic, for the matter of that, and she hates being in the country in May
and June, though Surrey is so close to town that luckily she doesn't
miss much; but this year we seem to have been horribly poor, for some
reason. Vic says it's Stan's fault. He is extravagant, I suppose.
However, as everything is really his, I don't see that we ought to
complain; only, it can't be pleasant for him to feel that Mother is
worrying lest he should marry and make her a frumpy dowager, before we
two girls are off her hands.
At luncheon, Mother mentioned to me that she had wired to ask Mrs.
Stuyvesant-Knox and her cousin, Miss Sally Woodburn, down for dinner
and to stay the night. You will be pleased, Betty, as you like Miss
Woodburn so much, she said.
I like her, but I don't like Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox and I don't know
how to pronounce her, said I.
For goodness sake, don't call her Mrs. Ess Kay to her face again,
cut in Vic.
I didn't mean to; it slipped out, I defended myself. Besides, it
was you who nicknamed her that.
Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox is a very charming person, and a thorough
woman of the world, Mother asserted, in that way she has of saying the
word which you had better leave for the last if you know what is good
I did leave it for the last so far as answering was
concerned, but inside, where, thank goodness, even her eyes can't see,
I was wondering hard when Mother had formed that flattering opinion. A
fortnight ago I heard her announce that Americans got upon her
nerves, and she hoped she would not soon be called upon to meet any
more. As she had made this remark directly after bidding Mrs. Ess Kay
good-bye, I naturally supposed that lady to be the immediate cause for
it. But now, it seemed, this was not the case.
You would be very ungrateful if you disliked her, Mother went on,
as she took such a tremendous fancy to you.
Dear me, I didn't know that! I exclaimed, opening my eyes wide. I
thought it was Vic she
You are her favourite, as you are with Miss Woodburn, also, said
Mother, who gets the effect of being so tremendously dignified partly,
I believe, from never clipping her words as the rest of us do. I am
asking them down again especially on your account, and I want you to be
particularly nice to them.
It's easy enough to be nice to Sally Woodburn, but
I caught a look from Vic and broke off my sentence, hurrying to
change it into another. As they're sailing for the States so soon, I
shan't have time to spread myself much.
Don't be slangy, Betty; it doesn't suit you, said Mother. You
pick up too many things from Stanforth.
Trust him not to drop anything worth having, interpolated Vic,
which was pert; but Mother never reproves her.
Perhaps Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox and Miss Woodburn won't come, I said,
for the sake of getting on safer ground.
Not come? Of course they will come. It is short notice, but if they
have other engagements they will break them, returned Mother; and
though it would be as impossible for her to be vulgar or snobbish, as
it would for a tall white arum lily to be either of those things, still
I couldn't help feeling that her unconscious thought was: The
invitation to a couple of unknown, touring Americans, from the Duchess
of Stanforth, is equivalent to my receiving a Royal Command.
She was probably right,anyhow, so far as Mrs. Ess Kay is
concerned: as for Sally Woodburn, I don't think she has a drop of
snobbish blood in her veins. She's Southernnot South American, as I
was stupid enough to think at first; but from some Southern State or
other; Kentucky, I believe it is. She's short and plump, and olive and
smooth as ivory satin, with soft, lazy brown eyes, a voice like rich
cream, a smile which says: Please like me; and pretty, crinkly dark
hair that is beginning to glitter with silver network here and there,
though she isn't exactly old, even for a womanperhaps about thirty.
I knew that Miss Woodburn rather fancied me, and I was quite pleased
to take her up to her room, when she and her elder cousin arrived,
about an hour before dinner. I stopped for a few minutes, and then left
her with her maid, while I went to help Vic, and get myself ready.
We've only one maid between the three of us, nowadays; which means
(unless there's some reason why Vic should be made particularly smart),
that Mother gets more than a third of Thompson's services. That's as it
should be, of course, and we don't grudge it; but Vic's rather
helpless, and I always have to hurry, to see her through.
This evening, though, I found Thompson in Vic's room, next to mine;
and just as I scientifically dislocated my arms to unhook my frock,
which does up behind, Mother came in. Betty, she said, quite
playfully for her, I have a very pleasant surprise for you. You would
never be able to guess, so I will tell you. I have consented to let you
go and visit Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox and Miss Woodburn in America. Aren't
I felt as if the wall of the house were tumbling down, and I would
presently be crumpled up underneath.
My goodness gracious, Mother! I managed to stammer, forgetting how
I've always stood in awe of her, since I could toddle. Howhow
perfectly extraordinary! Why am I going? And is it all decided,
whether I like or not?
Of course you will like. To travel with pleasant companions and see
a great, new country under such charming auspices, is an immense
privilege, a very unusual privilege for a young girl, Mother replied
promptly. As for the 'why,' you are going because you have been
cordially invited; because I think the experience will be for your
advantage, present and future; because also it will be good for a
growing girl like you to have the bracing effect of a sea voyage.
Mother, I haven't a thing the matter with me, and I haven't grown
the eighth of an inch this whole last year; you can see by my frocks,
I protested, more on principle than because it would be any use to
protest, or because I was sure that I wanted Mother to change her mind.
Naturally the protest had no effect, but Mother's mood mercifully
remained placid, and she didn't give me a single freezing look.
Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox is a woman of good family and position in her
own country, she went calmly on. I have satisfied myself on those
points beyond doubt, or I should not dream of allowing you to be her
guest. She has a cottage at Newport, and will take you there, as
summer, it seems, is not the Season in New York. You may stay with her
through July and August,even for September, if you are amusing
yourself. Later, Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox will send you home with friends
of hers, who can be trusted to take good care of you. She knows several
people, she tells me, who are crossing in the autumn, to winter abroad;
and they would bring you to me. Of course, I should have to be nice to
them, by way of showing my appreciation of any trouble you had given;
but a dinner, and a Saturday to Monday at most, would be quite enough.
So it was all arranged, even to the details of my home-coming, and
the price to be paid for returning me, like a parcel, to my owner!
Suddenly I remembered the words I had overheard at the window of the
den. The question is, what is to be done with Betty?
Mother had evidently been so anxious to have the question answered,
that she had at once taken measures to settle it. But why should
anything be done with me? Nothing ever had been, so far, except when I
was sent last autumn to stop with my aunt; and she was so much annoyed
because my cousin Loveland came home unexpectedly, that after that I
could do nothing to please her, and was packed back to Battlemead
Towers in disgrace, I never could understand for what crime.
How did Mrs. EssI mean, Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox happen to ask for a
visit from me? I ventured to wriggle out, like a worm who isn't sure
whether it had better turn or not. I was certain that for some reason
of her own, Mother had suggested the idea, if only hypnotically; but
she seemed almost too frank as she answered, and it was frightening not
even to be snubbed.
I told you to-day that she had taken a fancy to you, my dear. Of
course, she could not hope to secure Victoria, even if she preferred
her, for Victoria has important engagements which will carry her
through the season, and afterwards to Cowes and up to Scotland for the
shooting at Dorloch Castle. But you are still almost a child; and
children do not have engagements. Nevertheless, you are Lady Betty
Bulkeley, the Duke of Stanforth's sister, and as such, though in
yourself you are an unimportant little person, it's not impossible that
as a member of your family, these Americans may think you worth
cultivating. One hears that they worship titles.
I'm sure they can't worship them as much as some people in our own
country, who haven't got them, do, I cried, defending Americans for
Miss Woodburn's sake. Vic says
Never mind what Victoria says, returned Mother. The less you
think on these subjects, the better, my dear Betty. I merely hinted at
a possible and partial incentive to these people's friendship for you,
so that you need not feel it incumbent to be oppressively grateful, you
know. I should wish you to keep your dignity among foreigners, even
though you would, of course, look upon Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox as, in a
way, your guardian. Now I must call Thompson, and have her put me into
my dinner dress, as there is no more time to waste. When Mrs.
Stuyvesant-Knox speaks of your visit, you will know what to say.
I mumbled something vaguely dutiful, and began to dress as quickly
as I could; but the more I thought of it, the more I felt that I hadn't
been fairly treated, to be disposed of in such an offhand way. After
all, I am eighteen; and a person of eighteen isn't a child.
I'm not sure I wasn't pouting when Vic came in, ready for dinner,
asking if she should fasten up my frock. I had nearly finished it, for
practice has made me almost as clever as a conjurer about manipulating
my hands behind my back, but when Vic flew at me and began giving
useless little touches, I guessed that she wanted to whisper something
in my ear without Mother seeing, if she should happen to prance in at
the wrong momentas she often does.
Look here, Betty, are you going to be a good little girl, and do
what you're bid, without making a fuss? she asked, in a quick, low
I'm not certain yet, said I. I'm thinking it over. I don't see
why I should be sent off across the water with strangers, at a moment's
notice, and I
'Tisn't a moment's notice. It's five days. They're not sailing till
Wednesday, and as they've a suite engaged,the best on the ship, Mrs.
Ess Kay says,your going won't put them out a bit, and they'll love
having you. As for the whys and wherefores, Mother's been telling you,
She talked about my health and valuable experiences, and a lot of
things in the air, but I feel there's something behind it, and I hate
If I can convince you it's for the good of the family in general,
if not yours in particular, will you be a nice, white, woolly lamb, and
go with your kind little American friends? Vic broke in, with her head
on my shoulder and an arm slipped round my waist.
Mrs. Ess Kay's neither little nor kind, said I, but, of course,
I'll do anything to help, if only I'm treated like a rational, grown-up
And so you shall be. I told Mother it would be much better to be
frank with you, if you are a Baby. It's too late to explain
things now, but if you'll be sweet to Mrs. Ess Kay, and agree with
everything everybody says about your trip, when we come up to bed and
Mother's door's shut, I'll make a clean breast and show you exactly
how matters stand.
With this, we separated, for we could hear Mrs. Ess Kay's voice in
the corridor, talking to Sally Woodburn on the way downstairs. Her
voice is never difficult to hear; rather the other way; and Miss
Woodburn's soft little drawl following it, reminded me of a spoonful of
Devonshire cream after a bunch of currants.
Mother was with them both in the oak drawing-room when Vic and I got
down, and I found myself staring at Mrs. Ess Kay with a new kind of
criticism in my mind; indeed, it hadn't occurred to me before to
criticise at all. I'd only felt that I didn't want to come any closer
to her. Now I was to come much closer, it seemed, and I looked at the
glittering lady, wondering how it would feel to be so closewondering
what she herself was.
Outside, she's more like the biggest and most splendid dressmaker's
model ever made for a Paris show-window than anything else I can think
of; at least, she is like that from under her chin down to the tips of
her toes. I say under her chin, for that feature, as well as all the
others above it, are miles removed from a pretty, wax lady in a
I never supposed till I met Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox, that a live woman
could have a figure exactly like the fashion-plates, swelling like a
tidal wave above an hourglass of a waist, and retreating far, far into
the dim perspective below it, then suddenly bulging out behind like a
round, magnificent knoll, after a deep curve inward under the
shoulders. But Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox's figure does all these things even
when she stands still, and a great many more when she walks, which act
she accomplishes in a grand, sweepy kind of a way, with her head a
little thrown back, as if she wants everybody to know that she is
tremendously important in the scheme, not only of the world, but of the
Yet in spite of all, in the end it's her face which impresses you
even more than her figurewhich is a real triumph, as the figure is so
elaborate and successful. On top of her head is a quite little coil of
hair that lifts itself, and spirals up, like a giant snail-shell. A
dagger keeps it in place, and looks as if the point plunged into Mrs.
Ess Kay's brain, though I suppose it doesn't. Over the forehead is a
noble roll which has the effect of a breaker just about to fall into
surf, but never falling. It's a black breaker, and the straight, thick
eyebrows an inch below it are black too; so are the short eyelashes,
also thick and straight, like a stiff fringe, but the eyes are
greygrey as glass, though not transparent. Sometimes they seem almost
white, with just a tiny bead of black for the pupil. I never saw
anything so hard (except the glass marbles I used to play with): and
they look at most people as if something behind them were doing a
mental sum in arithmetic, for the Something's own advantage. They don't
look at Mother in that way; no eyes in the world would dare; but I'm
talking about ordinary people, who are not tall white arum lilies, with
the air of having grown in kings' gardens.
Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox's nose is well-shaped and rather large; so is
her mouth, with a thin red line of lips; but somehow it's the
chinthe feature you simply take for granted and hardly remember on
most faceswhich dominates the rest. It comes rounding out under her
lips, making them seem to recede, though they don't really; and it's
square, with an effect of the skin being laid on over some perfectly
hard material, like marble, or the same ivory her teeth are made of.
Besides all this,as if it weren't enoughshe's a widow; one of those
women who look as if they had been born widows; anyway, I'm certain
that Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox can never have been a child.
Sally Woodburn's chin is rather full, too. I wonder if, in spite of
her lazy ways, and slow, soft speech, she is very decided, like her
cousin, who is so much older and bigger, and apparently able to make
the gentle little Southern relative do as she wills?
Mrs. Ess Kay, terribly glittering this evening in a gown contrasting
strongly with our simple things, was almost too nice to me, saying
several times over how glad she was that I was going to visit her. At
dinner, she painted word-pictures of the good times she would give
me, and though I've never been able to care for her, and don't a bit
more now, I began to be rather excited by her talk, for she made things
seem so interesting and new. Besides, it appears that Sally Woodburn
will be at Newport most of the summer, so I shall have her to fall back
As for me, I was good as gold, and Vic threw me approving glances,
for which I was grateful, for I like being in Vic's good graces. She
doesn't often bother with me much, but when she does, she is so sweet
it makes up for everythingand she knows that well.
I could hardly wait to hear her explanations, and so I was glad
Mrs. Ess Kay and Miss Woodburn were hypnotised by Mother into thinking
they wanted to go early to bed. Mother is very clever about such
She didn't come again to talk to me in my room; I suppose she
thought it best to let the new ideas simmer. Anyhow, she sent Thompson
away, and shut the door between Vic's room and hers sooner than usual.
Presently Vic slipped quietly in to me, in the new blue dressing-gown
which was to have been mine, only when she saw it finished, she wanted
it, and had four inches taken up above the hem.
Well, how are you feeling about things now? she asked, sitting
down in front of the mirror, with her hairbrush in her hand.
I'll tell you after you've told me why I ought to feel one way more
than another, I said with prudent reserve.
Then, like a good child, brush my hair. I wouldn't let Thompson do
anything, because I knew you'd be dying to have me, and I can talk so
beautifully while my hair is being done. It makes me wish I were a
pussy cat, so that I could purr.
I hate having mine touched by anyone, said I.
Well, perhaps I should hate it too, if mine were curly and about
six inches thick, and came down to my knees; I should be afraid of
being pulled to pieces. There! That's heavenly. Well, now I can begin.
You know, Baby, this isn't a quite new idea about your going to
America. Mrs. Ess Kay did say something on the subject when she
was staying here before.
Oh, yes, when she was going away she said how much she would like
to have either of us visit her. Is that all?
It's something, isn't it? Enough to make a handle of, when a
But why is a handle needed?
I'm going to tell you the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Mother had a letter from Sir Gilbert Mantell this morning.
Oh, that big, splashy crest was his, then. It looked like
him, now I come to think of it. Nobody but a brand-new knight, with
piles and piles of money, would need one more than half the size.
Don't sneer at his money, my good child. We want it badly enough in
Yes, we do. And I see a reasonable prospect of our getting it, if
you'll go to the States with Mrs. Ess Kay.
What can that have to do with it? I don't know one bit what you
That's because you're such a great baby. If you must have
every t crossed and every i dotted, Sir Gilbert has apparently
conceived a patronising toleration for your Victoria, which is likely,
if properly fostered and encouraged, to develop into something more
Patronising, indeed! That dull elephant!
Elephants are not, as a rule, dull. And forty thousand a year in
any form can afford to patronise a daughter of a hundred dukes without
a penny, whereas I'm merely the granddaughter of three. In fact, my
dear, I'm humbly anxious that Sir Gilbert should propose; and as he's
been rather nice, and as he's written almost asking for an invitation
to come down with Stan, from next Saturday to Monday, although he
carefully states he's been invited for the same time, by Princess Paul
of Plon, things look hopeful. The only trouble isyou.
Yes, you. The one time he ever saw you, was when you had that
frightful cold, and looked hideous, with your poor dear nose twice its
size, and your eyes half theirs. Butwell, Betty, you're a beauty, and
I'm not, though I do flatter myself I'm not bad looking. I'm 'penny
plain,' and you're 'tuppence coloured'; and the Mantell man can afford
tuppence for a wife. You are so frightfully, luridly pretty that it's
almost improper, and if he comes down and sees you, he'll probably
think you better worth his money than I am.
What nonsense! And if he were such an idiot, of course I should
You would. That's one of mother's difficulties. Even you must see
that would do no good from the family point of view.
I could keep out of the creature's way.
You couldn't, without Stan making some blundering remark, or some
contretemps happening; it would be sure to. It's much safer to have
you absolutely out of the way; and it was when we were talking it over
this morning, that Mother hit upon the plan of sending you to the
States. You know how prompt she is, once she's made up her mind? Mother
is really a wonderful woman. Twenty minutes later she sent a telegram
to Mrs. Ess Kay, asking her to come down, and certain, under
Providence, that she would; for an intimate sort of invitation like
this, when we're alone (especially after the Great Disappointment),
would be too flattering to a woman of that type not to be snapped at,
no matter if a dozen engagements had to be trampled in the dust.
What Great Disappointment are you talking about?
Infant in Arms! Why, Stan and Miss Woodburn.
Ididn't knownobody told me
Fancy needing to be told! As if that weren't the only reason why
Mother smiled on Mrs. Ess Kay in the beginning. It was because she
thought Miss Woodburn might do for Stanforth, who must marry
money, and is too poor, horribly poor, to be much of a catch with most
English heiresses, who aren't as keen on titles as they used to be,
unless there's some solid foundation for them to stand on, and not
wobble. Everyone says Miss Woodburn's a great heiress, and though she's
a few years older than Stan, she's a lady, a charming creature, and not
bad looking. Mother thought all that out, the day they were introduced
to her at the Northminster's concert, so she invited them here. But
Stan and the Woodburn wouldn't look at each other. It was
useless even for Mother's genius to attempt the impossible, so she
resigned herself to the inevitable, and gave the thing up. She meant to
drop the Americans gentlywhich she could easily do as they were going
home soonwhen this new idea popped up. It's really important for me,
dear. I do want you to see that. It will be so much better all around
if you are out of the way, anyhow until I'm safely engaged, and the
wedding-day fixed. Then, you know, if you haven't meanwhile picked up
an American millionaire on the other sidedon't look so
horrified!Mother will be able to devote herself to you, heart and
soul, as she has to me. Next spring you can be presented
Don't bribe, I said, feeling as if I wanted to cry. If you want
to get rid of me, I'll go without that. But I should have thought I
might be sent again to Aunt Sophy's.
Not again till our magnificent cousin's safely married. She
wouldn't have you there. Remember how she sent you home, last time.
Poor Loveland! He too, must think about collecting honest gold
(somebody else's), to brighten up his coronet. We're a poverty-stricken
lot, my child, and it's for me, with your help, to retrieve the fallen
fortunes of this branch of the family.
That's settled then, said I, as drily as I could with wet tears in
the background. And now, let's go to bed, please. I'm sleepy.
I wasn't; but my eyes were hot, and there was a lump in my throat. I
was homesickdreadfully homesick, for somethingI don't know what,
but it seemed to be something I've never had yet and probably never can
have. That is why I wanted to be alone, and write everything down
exactly as it has happened.
II. ABOUT CROSSING THE WATER
Only ten days have passed, but I feel as if they were a hundred, I
have lived so much. I've heard people near me in deck-chairs saying
that it's been a dull voyage, but whatever else it has been for
me, it hasn't been dull.
In the first place, I've never been on the sea before, except
crossing the Channel, which doesn't count, of course. And now that I've
been thrown with so many peopleall sorts of peopleI realise how few
I have known in my life, so far. If I had about twice as many fingers
and toes as I have, I believe I might tick off every human being I've
ever met as actual acquaintances, outside my own relations.
I've lived always at dear, beautiful old Battlemead (it seems doubly
beautiful as I think of it now, from far away); and till last year most
of my time was spent in the schoolroom, or walking, or pottering about
in a pony carriage with one of the governesses I used to drive to
distraction. When we had house parties I was kept out of the way, as
Mother said it spoiled young girls to be taken notice of, and I should
have my fun later. When the others went up to town for the Season, as
they often did, I was left behind, and though Battlemead is within
five-and-twenty miles of London, I suppose I haven't been there more
than two dozen times in my life. When I did go, it was generally for a
concert, or a matinée, and, of course, I enjoyed it immensely; but I
don't know that it taught me much about life. And the one time I was
taken abroad we had nothing to do with anyone we met at hotels. Being
on this big ship seemed at first exactly like being at a play when I
had been brought in late, and found it difficult to know which were the
leading actors, which the villains and villainesses, and what the plot
Now, though, I've been through so many experiences, I feel as if I
were in the play myself, not watching it from outside.
Everything was very nice, though very strange, to begin with.
Dear old Stan came out of his shell and actually travelled all the
way to Southampton to see me off, which was good of him, especially as
Vic explained that he and Sally Woodburn had been thrown at each
other's heads, in vain.
He'd brought me a great box of sweets, a bunch of roses, and several
magazines; and just as we were starting he slipped something small but
fat into my hand.
That's to help you keep your end up, Kid, in case you're imposed
on, said he. You are only a kid, you know; but all the same,
don't let them treat you like one, and if you get the hump over there,
just you cable me. I'll see you through, and have you back again with
your own sort, Mater or no Mater, hanged if I don't.
Stan never made me such a long speech before, and after we sailed
and I got time to look at the fat thing he'd put in my hand, I found it
was a lot of goldpieces bundled up in two ten-pound notes. The gold
made twelve sovereigns more, so Stan had given me altogether more than
thirty pounds. All that money, with the twenty pounds Mother had told
me to use only when strictly necessary, made me feel a regular
millionaire. I've never had a sixth part as much before, in my life.
Stan's kindness was just like a cup of something warm and comforting
when you're tired and cold, so that I began to brighten up and feel
I liked our suite, with two staterooms, a bath, and a dear little
white-and-blue drawing-room, about as big as the old dolls' house I
inherited from Vic. I was thankful to find I was to chum with Miss
Woodburn, not Mrs. Ess Kay, for I never could have stood that.
It was fun finding places to hang up our things when they were
unpacked, and Mrs. Ess Kay's French maid, Louise, helped me get
settled, paying me so many compliments on my hair, and my eyes and my
complexion, that I grew quite confused; but perhaps that's a habit in
which American ladies encourage their maids.
But the marvel that is Miladi's hair! It is of the colour of gold,
and with a natural curl. It will be so great a joy if I may dress it.
And her complexion! It is beyond that of any English demoiselle I have
seen, yet all the world knows they are the best on earth. With such
eyes, no doubt Miladi can wear any colour; and she has the figure for
which the make of corsets is of no import.
If it had been in English, I should have wanted to order her out of
the room; but things like that don't sound so objectionable in French.
Miss Woodburn's, and especially Mrs. Ess Kay's clothes looked so
exquisite that I was mortified to have Louise unpack mine, though I
have brought my smartest things, and Vic had two or three pretty
blouses of hers altered in a great hurry, for me. Besides, Mother said
my outfit was quite good enough for a young girl in England, and that I
was not to let myself feel dissatisfied if in another country they
chose to overdress.
Anyhow, I will say for Mrs. Ess Kay that she didn't appear to be
ashamed of me at first. On the contrary, she had a way of seeming to
show me off, almost as if she thought I did her credit.
When we had unpacked, we three went to luncheon, and took the first
seats which were vacant. But presently Mrs. Ess Kay sent for the chief
steward or someone important. I am Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox, said she, in
a haughty voice, and I have as my guest Lady Betty Bulkeley, daughter
of the Duchess of Stanforth. You must give me three of the best seats
at the Captain's table.
I couldn't help hearing, and my ears did tingle, but Miss Woodburn
only smiled and looked down, with a funny twinkle under her eyelashes,
which curl up so much that it always seems as if she were just going to
I thought, if I were the steward, I would give us the worst seats on
the ship, to teach us not to be proud; but he didn't do anything of the
sort; he was as meek as a lamb, so I'm sure he can't have any sense of
humour. He said Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox might count on him, and she and
her party should have places on the Captain's right hand.
Mrs. Ess Kay was as bad with the deck steward. She found that he
hadn't put our chairs (which she had brought on board herself) in the
right place, and she had him called up and made a great fuss. The cards
of a Reverend Somebody, his wife and daughters, were on chairs in the
position which she had made up her mind to have, exactly amidship and
on the shady side.
I must have my chairs changed and put here, she said. And
thenoh, horror!I'm certain I caught her repeating the formula she'd
used at luncheon. I am Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox, and I have as my guest,
etc, etc. To be sure, she had walked off to a little distance with the
deck-steward, where our chairs were, and I might have been mistaken;
but two or three people who were standing near looked suddenly very
hard at me, and I know I turned scarlet with annoyance, to be labelled
in that way, as if I were a parcel marked glass and to be handled
Afterwards, when I came to read the passenger-list, I found that
there was nobody else on board with any sort of title, not even an
Honourable Anybody; otherwise, of course, Mrs. Ess Kay's little
manoeuvre (which I'm afraid must have been meant for snobbishness)
wouldn't have excited the slightest notice.
Now, said Mrs. Ess Kay, when we were settled in our places, I
know a good many people on the ship, but most of them are Nobodies, and
I do not intend to be troubled with them, nor do I think that
the Duchess would care to have me let Betty mix herself up with anybody
and everybody. I shall do a great deal of weeding and select her
Betty, indeed! I'd never told her that she might call me Betty;
and I hate having persons I don't care for take hold of my name,
without using a handle to touch it. It makes me feel as I did when I
was a child, and Mother commanded me to let myself be kissed by
unkissable and extraneous grown-ups.
Thank goodness, Vic and I have come into the world with something of
poor Father's sense of humour. My share often serves me as well as balm
on a wound, or as a nice, dry, crackly little biscuit which you're
enchanted to find when you're hungry, and thought you had nothing to
eat; and I got a good deal of quiet comfort out of it during Mrs. Ess
Kay's weeding process, which otherwise would have done nothing but
make me squirm.
When we had been on deck for a short time, a number of people came
up to speak to Mrs. Ess Kay, and some to Miss Woodburn. The water was
as smooth as the floor of a ballroom when it's been well waxed for a
dance, and there was no excuse for the most sensitive person to be ill;
consequently the deck was something like a kaleidoscope, with all its
moving groups of men and women, girls and children. Most of the
best-looking and best-dressed ones were Americans, and a great many
seemed to know each other. Some of them laughed a good deal, and talked
in high voices, putting emphasis on prepositions, which Miss Mackinstry
and the others would never let me do in writing compositions. Somehow,
though, when these people spoke it sounded very nice and cordial, more
so than it does when English people greet each other, though the voices
weren't so sweetexcept a few that drawled in a pretty, Southern way,
like Sally Woodburn's.
I could tell which were the poor things that Mrs. Ess Kay wanted to
weed out of her acquaintance-garden for next season, by the way she
acted when they came to say How do you do? to her. She screwed up her
eyes till they looked hard and sharp enough to go through you like a
thin knife(or more like a long, slender hatpin jabbing your head),
and having waited an instant before returning their greeting, slowly
answered; Very well, thank you. Yes, I am going home rather
early. I'm due at Newport as soon as possible; then fingered her open
book (which she hadn't peeped into before) and made a little, just
noticeable gesture with her lorgnette.
Then the poor people were too much crushed to stop and try to talk
to Miss Woodburn, though she always looked at them sweetly, as if she
would make up for her cousin being a dragon if she could.
By and by, somebody else would sail up, perhaps not half as nice to
look at as the one who had gone. But lo, Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox would be
suddenly transformed. She would smile, and hold out her hand. To their
How do you do? she would respond How do you do? and though I don't
think she's really much interested in anyone but herself, she would ask
where they had been, what they had been doing, and how it happened they
were going back so soon. The next thing, she would say to me: Betty,
dear, I should like you and Mrs. or Mr. So-and-So to know each other,
as I hope you'll meet again, while you're staying with me. Lady Betty
Bulkeley, etc., etc. I wonder if you have ever met her brother, the
Duke of Stanforth, and her cousin, the Marquis of Loveland, over in
Loveland would have had a fit if he could have heard her, for, of
course, at home only the lower middle classes and such people hurl a
Marquis's title at his head in that fashion; but I suppose foreigners,
unless they've been in England a long time, don't know the difference.
When I got a chance, I asked Sally Woodburn how Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox
made her distinctions in snubbing some people and preening herself to
My deah, said Sally (I'm to call her Sally now; it's been
understood between us for some time), my deah, you're a poor, innocent
child, and I reckon you've been brought up in darkness, without even so
much as hearing of the Four Hundred.
What are the Four Hundred? Are they a kind of Light Brigade, like
the Six Hundred? I asked. Or is it a sort of governing body
likelike the Council of Three?
She laughed so much at this, with her charming, velvety laugh, that
I grew quite nervous, for it's embarrassing to have said something
funny when you've meant to be rather intelligent. But soon she took
pity on me. You perfect love, she said; that's really too sweet. It
deserves to be put into Life, or something. And yet you're not
so far wrong, when one comes to think of it. The Four Hundred is
a kind of governing body; only I believe it's really reduced to Two
Hundred now. They govern New York; and Newport; and Lennox; and Bar
Harbour; and several other places which are considered very nice and
Oh! Are they Republicans or Democrats? I enquired, sure that I
really was being intelligent at last, for I'd heard Stan say that, in
America, the Republican party was rather like our Conservatives, and
the Democrats like the Liberals; and I'd remembered because I believe I
should be very much interested in politics if only I understood more
about them. But Sally seemed to think that question funny, too.
They can be either, my poor lamb, she exclaimed; and they can be
almost anything else they like, if only they're just awfully,
dreadfully rich, and can manage to scrape up a family crest. It used to
be the crest that counted, with the man who invented the Four Hundred;
but since his day, that idea has got buried under heaps and heaps of
gold, and pearls and diamonds; especially pearls. In those places I was
telling you about, you don't exist unless you're in the Four Hundred,
which is now being sifted down to Two Hundred, and will probably be
Seventy-five in a year or two. You may have the bluest blood in America
in your veins; you may be simply smeared with ancestors, but if
you haven't managed to push forward in a clever, indescribable way,
neither they nor you will ever be noticed, and your grey hairs will go
down to the grave in the Wrong Set. Now do you understand why my
cousin Katherine makes narrow eyes for some people, and broad smiles
Ye-es, I suppose I do, I answered. Onlywe are quite different
at home. I haven't been about at all yet, but I know; because some
things are in the air. How did Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox ever have the poor
Wrong Setters for acquaintances, though?
Because (she'd kill me if she heard this) she has only lately got
into the Right Set herself, and after trouble enough to give an
ordinary woman nervous prostration. That kind of thing does give
it to a lot of womenespecially if they fail. But Cousin Katherine
very seldom fails. She almost always carries things through. If you
knew anything about America in general, and New York in particular,
you'd be able to realise what a hard time she's had, when I tell you
that till her husband died she lived west of Chicago. To get into the
Four Hundred if you've lived west of Chicago, (unless you're
Californian, which is getting to be fashionable), is just like having
to climb over one of those great, high walls of yours in England,
bristling with nails or broken glass.
My goodness! I exclaimed. How funny! Fancy if people who live in
Surrey should glare at people who live in Devonshire.
That's different. You see, Chicago is new.
But so is all America, isn't it? I asked, stupidly. What
difference can a hundred or so years make?
We haven't begun to think in centuries yet, on our side of the
water, my deah. (She has the most delicious way of saying my deah,
and all her r's are soft like that; only it's too much trouble to
write them for nobody but myself to see.) Anyhow, it is so,
between New York and Chicago peoplethat is, the people who count in
Society with a big S: and it was a great triumph for my cousin to
become the Three-Hundred-and-Ninety-Ninth in the Four Hundred. She did
it by buying a Russian Prince.
Yes, love, he was going to the highest bidder, and she bought him.
That is, she entertained him so gorgeously and did so many nice things
for him, that he posed as her property; and as everyone was dying to
meet him, it made her. She'd been working killingly hard before
that, for a whole year after taking her house on Fifth Avenue and
building her cottage at Newport, but it was buying the Prince which did
the trick. On the strength of that episode and its consequences, she
went to Europe with very nice introductions, and as you know, deah, she
has made some valuable as well as pleasant friends. To live up to them
and her reputation, she will have to be busy for a while dropping a lot
of old acquaintances.
How horrid! I couldn't help exclaiming, though Mrs. Ess Kay was
going to be my hostess.
Yes, it seems rather miserable to me, because I'm a weak, lazy,
Southern thing, who would be right down sick, if I had to hurt any
human being's feelings. Yet perhaps it looks fair to her. She's so
ambitious, and she's worked so hard, she has deserved to
succeed. As for poor me, she just regularly mesmerises me all through.
She mesmerised me into coming up from Kentucky and visiting her this
spring; then she mesmerised me into going with her to Europe. But I'm
not sorry I went, for I've had a right good time.
I'm so glad you went, said I, because if you hadn't I shouldn't
have met you. I'm sure I should love Kentucky if all the people there
are like you. But these things you've been saying seem so odd. Do you
mean to tell me that the people who lead Society in New York want to
keep their set limited to a certain number, and refuse to know others,
even if they're extraordinarily clever and interesting?
They don't like them to be too clever, because they call such
people 'queer'that is, unless they happen to be 'lions' of
some sort from England or other places abroad. Then, so long as they're
not American, they welcome them with open arms.
I'm glad Society isn't like that in England, I said. There the
real peoplethe people who have the right to make social laws, you
knoware delighted with anyone who can amuse them. Of course, deep
down in our hearts, we may be proud if we have old names, which have
been famous for hundreds of years in one way or another; but we are so
used, after all those centuries, to being sure of ourselves,
that we just take our position for granted, and don't think much more
about it. If people who haven't got quite the same position are
gentlefolk, and amusing, or clever, or beautiful, or anything like that
which really matters, why, we're only too pleased with them.
That's all the difference in the world! You've been 'sure of
yourselves for centuries.' You've said the last word, my deah. 'Out of
the mouths of babes'but Cousin Katherine's finished gushing to that
silly old Mrs. Van der Windt. We mustn't dare discuss these things from
our point of view any more. I reckon she would faint.
There are a good many young men on board, and some of them seemed to
be quite devoted to Mrs. Ess Kay the first day out; but she was cold to
them all, I couldn't think why, as some of them seemed very nice, and
she had always appeared rather to like being with men. I asked Sally
about it, but she laughed, and said I might perhaps solve the mystery
for myself when we were at Newport, if I remembered it then.
I never heard of such breakfasts and luncheons as they have on this
ship, and the first menu I saw surprised me so much, that I couldn't
believe they really had and could produce all those things if anybody
was inconsiderate enough to ask for them. I hardly supposed there were
so many things to eat in the world. But the captain heard me exclaiming
to Sally, so he smiled, and told me to test the menu by ordering a bit
of everything on it; he'd guarantee that nothing would be missed out.
This was at breakfast the second day; and when he saw that I ate
several dear little round things, shaped like cream-coloured doyleys,
which are called pancakes (though they aren't a bit like ours) with
some perfectly divine stuff named maple syrup, he said my taking such a
fancy to American products was a sign that I should marry an American.
What nonsense! As if I would dream of marrying, especially a foreigner.
But for all that, pancakes and maple syrup are delicious. I've had them
every day since for breakfast, after finishing a great orange four
times the natural size, which isn't really an orange, because
it's a grape fruit. You have it on your plate cut in two halves, with
ice in each, and you scoop the inside out of a lot of tiny pockets,
with a teaspoon. You think when you first see it, that you can't eat
more than half; but instead, you eat every bit, and sometimes if the
morning is hot, you even wish you could have more; though of course you
wouldn't be so greedy as to ask.
It was on the second day out, too, that all my troubles beganand
in a queer way which nobody could have guessed would lead to anything
In the afternoon I was reading in my deck-chair, drawn close to Mrs.
Ess Kay's side, when that Mrs. Van der Windt whom Sally called a silly
old thing, toddled up and spoke to us. Do come and watch them dancing
in the steerage, she said. It's such fun.
Mrs. Ess Kay likes sitting still on shipboard better than anything
else, but it seems that Mrs. Van der Windt is so important that if all
the Four Hundred Sally told me about were pruned away, except about
twenty-five, she would be among the number left; so probably that is
the reason why Mrs. Ess Kay takes long walks up and down the deck with
her, though it makes her giddy to walk, and Mrs. Van der Windt is not
in the least entertaining.
She got up now, like a lamb about to be led to the slaughter, except
that she smiled bravely, which the lamb would not be able to bring
itself to do. Come, Betty, she said to me, it will amuse you.
Yes, do come, Lady Betty, repeated Mrs. Van der Windt; whereupon I
obeyed, little knowing what I was laying up for myself.
Our deck is amidships. Aft, on a level with ours, is the
second-class deck; and for'rard, down below, like looking into a pit,
is the steerage. We walked to the rail, over which quite a number of
men were leaning, to see what was going on, and several moved aside to
give us room. I didn't like to take their places away, especially as
they were laughing and enjoying themselves, and I could hear the sound
of dance music coming up from below (such odd-sounding music!), but
Mrs. Ess Kay murmured to me that I mustn't refuse. American men are
never so happy, she said, as when they're giving up something for a
woman. They're used to it.
And evidently she, as an American woman, was used to taking it. She
and Mrs. Van der Windt slipped into the vacant spaces with a bare
thank you, and I had to follow their example. We peered down over the
rail; and there was a sight which would have been comical, if it hadn't
On rather a rough-looking deck, about twelve feet or more below us,
a dense crowd was collected round two small squares, which they
purposely left open. Besides those little squares, every inch was
occupied. There wouldn't have been any more room for even a baby to sit
down than there was in the Black Hole of Calcutta. In the crowd were
old men, young men and boys, all poorly dressed; and old women, young
women and girls, big and little. They wore crude, vivid colours, and
more than half of them had bright handkerchiefs tied over their heads.
They scarcely took any notice of the first-class passengers staring
down superciliously or pityingly at their poor amusements; they were
far too much absorbed in the dancing which was going on busilyI can't
say gailyin the two hollow squares. In one of these an elderly,
pinched little man who looked almost half-witted, was monotonously
scraping a battered fiddle, for two solemn couples to dance round and
round, always on the same axis. But the other dancing salon was more
lively. There a man dressed like a buffoon, with a tall hat, a lobster
claw for a nose, a uniform with big red flannel epaulettes and
pasteboard buttons covered with gold paper, was pretending to conduct
the band. And what a band it was!
It consisted of four sailors, rather sheep-faced and self-conscious.
One musical instrument was a wooden box rigged up with strings and a
long handle; another was formed from a couple of huge soup-spoons tied
together, on which the player beat rhythmically with a smaller spoon;
the third was a poker, dangling from a string, banged heartily with an
enormous nail as it swung to and fro; the fourth was a queer, home-made
drum, which looked as if it had been made out of a wooden bandbox.
Somehow they contrived to coax out music of a sort, and a few young
men and girls were solemnly gyrating to it in a way to make you giddy
even to watch. When a man thought he had had enough, or wanted to dance
with another girl, he dropped his partner with alarming suddenness,
bowed stiffly without smile or word, and left her planté la. It
was evidently etiquette not to speak to your partner. At the end of a
dance, the conductor with the lobster-claw nose looked up to our deck,
bowing low with his hand on his heart, and then all the audience
leaning over the rail began fumbling in their pockets if they were men,
or opening their purses or gold bags if they were women. Down poured a
shower of small silver and copper, little boys scrambling to pick it
up, and hand it to the conductor, who would, Mrs. Van der Windt said,
divide the money among the members of his quaint band.
I had a few shillings with me, and I'd been so much amused that I
felt like being generous. Luckily, Mother couldn't see me, and scold! I
took half a dozen coinsshillings and sixpencesand wrapping them
hurriedly up in half the cover torn off a magazine I was reading, I
aimed the little parcel to fall at the comic conductor's feet.
Generally I can throw fairly straight, for Stan took some pains with
that part of my education when I was a small girl; but just at that
instant someone standing next me moved, knocked me on the elbow, and
spoilt my aim.
Instead of falling in front of Mr. Lobster-Claw, the parcel hit the
ear of a very tall young man among the crowd below, who had been
standing with his back to me. He turned quickly, not knowing what had
happened, glanced up and caught my eyes, as I was looking down quite
[Illustration: He turned around quickly, glanced up and caught
my eyes, as I was looking down, quite distressed]
I had noticed his figure in the crush, because he towered nearly a
head over everyone else, and I had a dim impression that he had good
shoulders; but seeing his face gave me a great surprise.
It was as different from all the rest of the steerage faces as day
is from night, and somehow it gave me quite a shock that such a man
should be among those others, as if something must be wrong with the
world, or it could not happen. I had even a guilty sort of thrill, as
if I had no right to be well-dressed and prosperous, staring at him and
his companions as though they were a show which we others paid to
seedaring to amuse ourselves with the hard, strange conditions of
I've heard Mother say that good blood is sure to prove itself; that
a gentleman can't look like a common man, even in rags. Stan disputes
that theory with her, when he isn't too lazy, and wants to bet he could
so disguise himself that she would take him for a green grocer or a
fishmonger, who have the air of being commoner than other men, I
thinkat least in our village at Battlemeadbecause they wear fat
tufts of curls frothing out over their foreheads from under their caps,
which are always plaid and made of cloth.
Anyway, if Mother is right, this man in the steerage must have the
bluest of blood in his veins, for I never saw one with clearer, nobler
features. And yet, he doesn't give the impression of a broken-down
gentleman who has gone the pace and paid for it by stumbling into the
depths. I thought, as he looked up straight into my face that first
time, (and I think still) that no face could be finer or more manly
than his. Browndeep brown it is, like bronze, and clean-shaved (not
rough and scrubby), with dark grey eyes (I knew at once they were grey
because the light struck into them) rimmed with black lashes, so long
you couldn't help noticing them; black eyebrows and hair short and
sleek like Stan's, or any other well-groomed man one knows. Besides,
commonness shows in people's mouths more than anywhere else; it's hard
to define, but it's there; and this man's mouth is the best part of his
faceunless it's the chin; or perhaps the nose, I'm not quite sure
which, though I've thought a good deal about them all, because of the
mystery of finding such a man in such an unsuitable place. It would be
just the same if you saw a tall palm suddenly shooting up in the
kitchen-garden, and couldn't find out how it had been planted there.
I'm afraid I must have shown how surprised I was, and admiring, too,
maybe (how can one keep from admiring what is fine and noble, whether
it's a strange person's face, or the profile of a mountain against a
sky at sunset?) for the handsome steerage passenger looked at me a
long, long instant as if he were as much astonished as I was; and yet
with such a nice look, that instead of being annoyed, I couldn't help
In the meantime the little packet of money had fallen on the deck;
but though it had struck him from behind, he seemed to realise exactly
what had happened, and stooping down, he picked it up. Then he raised
his hand high, so that I could see he had the crumpled ball of paper in
it; and edging his way determinedly but not at all roughly, through the
crowd, he opened the parcel and gave the money to the conductor.
What a splendid-looking man! I said in a low voice to Mrs. Ess
Kay. Isn't it extraordinary that he should be in the steerage?
Come away, my dear child, she answered. I can't have you standing
here to be stared at by low creatures like that. The fellow's not in
the least splendid-looking. He's only a big, hulking animal.
Don't take to making up romances about the steerage passengers, my
love. They're not worth bothering your little head about, because if
they weren't born for that sort of thing, they wouldn't be there, I
I didn't say anything more, though I was vexed with her, both for
being so stupidly conventional, and for speaking to me in such a loud
tone that she attracted people's attention.
We went back to our deck-chairs, and there was nothing to remind me
of the little episode except the torn cover of my magazine, on which, I
now remembered, Sally Woodburn had scrawled my name over and over again
in pencil, just in idleness, while she and I had been talking that
morning. If Mrs. Ess Kay had known, no doubt she would have been
furious that a piece of paper with my name on it should have gone down
into the steerage. But I didn't mind, for I remembered that the young
man had opened the parcel, given the money to the conductor, and kept
the cover, which probably he had soon after thrown overboard, or
twisted up to light a pipe.
Nothing more happened that day; but there are two nice American
girls on board, about my own age or a little older (they seem
years older, for they are so charming and self-possessed) and Mrs. Ess
Kay encourages me to like them, as they are in Mrs. Van der Windt's
party. I grew quite well acquainted with them the third day out, and
they asked me to go and watch the people in the steerage, who had a
little trick dog which was lots of fun. I went, and saw the bronze
young man again. He was standing with his arms folded across his
blue-flannel-shirted chest, leaning against one of the supports of a
kind of bridge, looking up towards the first-class deck. Our eyes met
as they had before, and I was so absurd that I felt myself blushing. I
could have boxed my own ears; and though the trained dog really was a
pet, I didn't stay long.
It is strange how certain kinds of eyes haunt one. You, see them in
the air, as if they were really looking at youespecially when you are
just dropping off to sleep. I think grey ones do this more than others.
Perhaps it is because they are more piercing.
But it was on the fourth day that the climax came,the climax which
has ended by upsetting me so much, and has made everything so
The weather was gloriousall blue and gold after a sulky, leaden
dayand there was dancing down on the steerage deck again. Though it
was so fine, the water was not smooth like a floor as it had been at
first, but broken into indigo waves ruffled irregularly with silver
lace and edged with shimmering pearl fringe.
The same performance was going on, down there on the crowded deck,
that I'd seen the first day, and Sally Woodburn and I, who had been
walkingcounting the times we went round, to make two milesstopped
to glance at the show.
There's that good-looking man Cousin Katherine classifies as a
hulking animal, said Sally. I must really consult the dictionary for
a definition of the word 'hulking.' I don't know whether it's a verb or
adjective, do you?
No, I don't, said I. But whichever it is, I'm sure he doesn't or
isn't. He's a gentleman, and something strange has happened or he
wouldn't be there. I do think it's a shame. It must be horrible.
Don't you think Cousin Katherine knows more about such persons than
you? asked Sally, and there was such a funny quaver in her voice that
I turned to see what it meant. She was laughing, but whether at me or
at Mrs. Ess Kay, or at the man with the Lobster-Claw nose, I couldn't
tell; and before I could answer her question by asking another,
something happened which put the whole conversation out of my mind.
The ship curtseyed to a wave of more importance than any that had
gone before, then righted herself quickly. We slid a little, everybody
who could catching hold of the rail or of some friend's arm, laughing;
but down on the steerage deck there rose a cry which wasn't laughter.
Child overboard! someone screamed. And I realised with a horrid
feeling like suffocation, that a tiny boy down below, who had climbed
up on the rail to watch the dancing, was missing.
It was a woman who had screamed, and everything followed so quickly
that my mind was confused, as if a whirlwind had rushed through it and
blown all the impressions on top of one another, in a heap. There was a
babel of voices on the steerage deck, more cries, and shouts, and
screams, and people surged in a solid wave toward the rail to look
over. But out of that wave sprang one figure separating itself from the
other atoms; and then I heard myself give a cry, too, for the man who
had been in my thoughts had thrown off his coat and vaulted over the
rail into the sea.
Jove! he'll be caught by the propeller! I heard somebody near me
I turned sick. The thought of his life being crushed out while we
all looked on, helpless, was awful. The sea was terrible enough in
itselfthe great, wide, merciless, blue water, which sparkled so
coldly, and laughed in its powerbut to be crunched up by the jaws of
a monsterI shut my eyes, and couldn't open them until I heard men
saying the strong wind to starboard might save him. I believe I must
have been unconsciously praying, and my hands were clasped so tightly
together that afterwards my fingers ached.
People on our deck made a rush towards the stern, on the port side,
for the ship had been steaming so fast that already we were forging
away from the child who had fallen and the man who had jumped after
him. Sally and I were carried along with the rush. She seized me by the
hand, but we didn't speak a word. If dear friends, instead of two
strangers in a far remote sphere of life, had been in deadly danger, I
don't think the sickness at my heart could have been worse. I would
have given years if at that moment I could have had the magical power
to stop the ship instantly, with one wave of my hand.
But it was being stopped, by another power than mine. I felt the
deck shiver under my feet, like a thoroughbred horse, pulled on to his
haunches. The accident had been seen from the bridge; an order to stop
the ship had been telegraphed down to the engine-room, and obeyed.
Still, when Sally Woodburn and I had been carried by the crowd far
enough towards the stern to look out over the blue wilderness of water
we were leaving behind, the ship's heart hadn't ceased its throb,
throb, to which we had all grown so accustomed in the last few days.
He's got the child! exclaimed Sally. See, he's hauling the little
creature on to his back with one hand, and swimming with the other.
Yes, there were the two heads bobbing like black corks in the
tossing waves, close together. I pictured so vividly what my sensations
would be, if I were down there, a mere speck in that vast expanse of
blue, that I almost tasted salt water in my mouth, and felt the choking
tingle of it in my lungs.
Then, suddenly the ship's heart ceased to beat; and the unaccustomed
stillness was as startling as an unexpected noise. A boat shot down
from the davits, with several sailors on board; a few seconds later
they were rowing away towards those two bobbing black corks, and I
loved them as they bent to their oars.
I can't remember breathing once, or even winking, until I saw the
child being lifted into the boat, and the man climbing in after. What a
shout went up from the ship! Sally clapped her pretty, dimpled hands,
but I only let my breath go at last, in a great sigh.
There was such a crush that I couldn't see them when they came on
board, but there was more shouting and hurrahing, and men slapped each
other on the shoulder and laughed.
Throb, throb went the machinery again, and there was no sign that
anything out of the monotonous round had happened, except in the
excited way that people talked. Several men we knew paid a visit to the
steerage, and came back with stories which flew about from group to
group in the first-class cabin, and no doubt the second too.
It seemed that the little boy who had fallen into the sea was the
only son of his mother, a widow. They were Swedes, and the woman, who
is on her way to the States to try and find a place as a servant, was
quite prostrated with the agonising suspense she had suffered. As for
the little boy himself, he was not seriously the worse for his
experience. The doctor was with him, and said that he would be as well
as ever in a few hours. A subscription for the mother and child had
already been started among the first-class passengers, and would
probably be made up to quite a good sum.
But what is going to be done for the one who saved the little boy's
life? I asked the man who was telling me the news, a Mr. Doremus, who
is a cousin of Mrs. Van der Windt's, very full of fun, and good
A nice little pedestal, labelled 'Our Hero,' will be built out of
the ladies' admiration, and given to him to pose on, said Mr. Doremus.
However, I must say for the gentleman,though I've only seen him
dripping wet, and shaking himself like a big dog,he didn't give me
the impression of being the sort of chap to say 'thank you' for the
Of course he isn't! said I. But I do think it's a shame if he's
left out when subscriptions are going round. Of course he must be poor,
or he wouldn't be travelling in the steerage. Something ought to be
done to show him that the passengers admire his braverynot anything
fulsome, but something nice.
I guess you don't know the American disposition yet, as well as you
will after you've wrestled with it on its native heath for a few
months, remarked Mr. Doremus in his quaint way. That chap down in the
steerage is an American, whatever else he may be, or I'll eat my
best hat; and I wouldn't for five cents be in the deputation to present
him with the something 'not fulsome but nice' on a little silver
salver. I should expect him to give me the frosty mitt.
This expression struck me as being so funny that I burst out
laughing, though I had to stop and think for a second before I could
quite see what Mr. Doremus really meant; but I wouldn't forget my point
in a laugh.
Perhaps it wouldn't do to offer money, I went on. Suppose we got
up a subscription to buy him a second-class passage for the rest of the
way. That would show appreciation, wouldn't it?
It would, replied Mr. Doremus, gravely, and if you'll start the
subscription, Lady Betty, it'll go like wildfire.
Very well, then, I will, said I. Though I'd rather someone else
It wouldn't be so popular from any other quarter. I'll help you.
We'll go floating around together and pass the plate; and if you like,
I'll do the talking.
I agreed to this, and if I'd thought about it at all, I should have
supposed that Mrs. Ess Kay would be as pleased as Punch with such an
arrangement, because Mr. Doremus, as a relative of Mrs. Van der
Windt's, is the only man on board to whom she makes herself agreeable.
It appears that he has started several fashions in New York, the most
important being to drive in some park they have there, without a hat.
But probably if the truth were known, he lost it, like the fox that
tried to make his friends chop off their tails.
Mrs. Ess Kay had gone to her stateroom soon after lunch, as the
motion of the ship had given her a headache, and I didn't happen to be
near Sally Woodburn; so I said yes to Mr. Doremus on the impulse of
the moment, without stopping to think whether I ought to ask permission
We had great fun going about, for Mr. Doremus was so witty and said
such amusing things to the people he begged of, that I could hardly
speak for laughing, and everyone else laughed too. I wished that he
wouldn't put me forward always, and say it was my idea, and I had
started the subscription; but he argued that I must sacrifice myself
for the success of the Charity, just as I would at home, if I had to
work off damaged pincushions or day before yesterday's violets at a
bazaar. Of course, not being out, I've never sold anything at bazaars,
but Victoria is continually doing it in the Season, and she makes quite
a virtue of forcing perfect strangers to stand and deliver, as she
calls it. This seemed much the same sort of thing to me, and so I felt
nice and virtuous, too, as Vic does when she comes home with a new
frock torn and stepped on, and lies in bed late next day, with Thompson
to brush her hair, and me to read to her.
People were very kind, and though they laughed a great deal, they
gave so much that before we'd been half the rounds, Mr. Doremus said we
had more than enough for our friend. He wanted to know if I would like
to hit the nail on the head and settle matters at once, by arranging
with the purser for a second-class cabin to be put at the hero's
disposal. I wanted him to do that part alone, but he pretended to be
shy, and said he had grown to depend so entirely on my co-operation,
that he felt unequal to undertaking any responsibility without it. He
told the same story to the purser that he had told others, about my
being the one to start the subscription, and he wanted me to sign a
kind of letter which he wrote, to the effect that the passengers had
chosen this way of testifying their appreciation of a gallant deed, and
so on; but I wouldn't, and he stopped teasing at last, when he saw that
I was going to be vexed.
After the business was what Mr. Doremus called fixed up, he took
me back to my chair on deck. Sally wasn't in her place, and as I was
wondering what had become of her, the dressing-for-dinner bugle went
wailing over the ship like a hungry Banshee. I said to myself that
Sally must have gone early because her frock was to be particularly
elaborate. I felt conscious of having heaps of interesting things to
tell, and I understood exactly what Victoria means when she says she's
in one of her pretty and popular moods.
I danced into our stateroom, where only a drawn curtain covers the
open doorway. No one was there, and the cabin was so quiet that it
seemed to greet me with a warning S-sh!
Down fell my spirits with a dull thud, though I didn't know why. My
joyousness changed to what storybook writers describe as a foreboding
of disaster; but when I have it, it's generally connected with a
lecture from Mother, so I know it only as a sneaky, I haven't eaten
the cream sort of feeling.
Just as I had begun to take off my frock, Louise appeared at the
door which leads into the little drawing-room. She said that if I
pleased, Madame would be glad to see me in her cabin. I hurried across
to the other state-room opposite ours, and there found Mrs. Ess Kay, in
a gorgeously embroidered pink satin Japanese thing, which she calls a
kimona. She was sitting in a chair in front of the makeshift
dressing-table, putting on her rings, and clasping bracelets on her
wrists with vicious snaps. Sally, who hadn't begun to dress, was
standing up, looking almost cross; that is, with different features
from hers, she might have succeeded in looking cross.
Sit down, Betty, please; I want to talk to you, said Mrs. Ess Kay.
Somehow, it always makes me feel stiff when she Betty's me, as my
old nurse says it does with your ears if you eat broad beans.
If I do, I shall be late for dinner, said I, just as if a minute
ago I hadn't been dying to pour out my news.
Never mind dinner, my dear girl, replied Mrs. Ess Kay, with an air
which I do believe she tried to copy from Mother. What I have to say
is more important than dinner. I hope what I have been hearing isn't
That depends upon what it was, I retorted, disguising my pertness
with a smile.
Don't think I've been tattling, said Sally. Whatever my faults
may be, I haven't a Rubber Neck.
I didn't know in the least what she meant; but afterwards she
explained that if your neck is always pivoting round, to pry into other
people's affairs, it is a Rubber Neck, and I shall remember the
expression to tell Stan when I go home. He will like to add it to his
collection of strange beasts.
Mrs. Ess Kay partly turned her back upon Sally. The dear Duchess
(she always speaks of Mother in that way,) the dear Duchess has
entrusted you to my charge, Betty, and I don't know what I shall do if
you take advantage of me by playing naughty tricks whenever I am
incapacitated from chaperoning you for half an hour.
One would have thought I was a trained dog! I simply stared with
saucer eyes, and she went on. Mrs. Collingwood came in to enquire for
my headache, and she told me that you have been running about begging
for money to give to a common man in the steerage. I sent instantly for
Sally, but she either knows, or pretends to know nothing.
I rushed into explanations, sure that when Mrs. Ess Kay understood,
I should be pronounced not guilty. But to my surprise, her chin grew
squarer and squarer, and her eyes harder and lighter, till they looked
I don't want to be harsh, she said at last, in the tone people use
when they're walking on the ragged edge of their patience, but for the
Duchess's sake, I must be firm. It was very wrong of Tommy
Doremus to let you make yourself so conspicuous. This may lead to your
being dreadfully misunderstood and putting yourself and all of us in a
false position. The man may be a butcher for all you know.
His complexion isn't pink and white enough for a butcher's, said
I. Besides, I thought that in America one man was as good as another.
You were never more mistaken in your life, my dear girl; and the
sooner you correct such an impression the better, or you may get into
serious trouble from which I can't save you. If the steerage man isn't
a butcher, he's probably a professional swimmer, and the whole thing
was a scheme, to advertise himself. In fact, I am pretty certain
from what Mrs. Collingwood said, it was that. And I want you to
promise me solemnly that you will not go around helping to
advertise the creature any more. If you say you admire such a person,
people will think you're like the Matinée Girls, who wait at stage
doors and run after actors.
I was so angry, that I talked back; and it finally ended in our
relations being somewhat strained at dinner, which ruined my appetite,
until a peculiarly soothing iced pudding came on.
Afterwards, Mrs. Ess Kay was cool to Mr. Doremus, and would have
been cold, I think, if he weren't Mrs. Van der Windt's cousin. He
lounged up to our place on deck to give me the news that the Third
Class Hero (as he calls the bronze young man) refused to be Second
Class. He had asked permission to give the cabin offered him to the
child whose life he had saved, and the mother.
It's for you to say yes or no, Lady Betty, announced Mr. Doremus,
because it's your show; you set the top spinning.
She is to have nothing more to do with the affair, Mrs. Ess Kay
answered for me quickly. She is very sorry she commenced it, and has
lost the small interest she felt in the beginning. I do hope that
tramp, or beggar, or whatever he is, hasn't gotten it in his conceited
head that Lady Betty Bulkeley has bothered herself about his
insignificant affairs, or he'll be thrusting himself upon her notice in
some way which will be very disagreeable for Me, as her
Well, he has sent a message of thanks to everyone concerned, said
Mr. Tommy Doremus. I don't know whether he put Lady Betty at the top
of the list or not, and if that's the way you feel about our nice
little stunt, I expect it's just as well not to enquire further.
All the rest of the trip has been spoiled for me, by the hateful way
in which the excitement of that day ended, and it does seem too bad,
for everything might have been so nice.
Whether people really do make ill-natured jokes or not, I don't
know; but anyhow, Mrs. Ess Kay keeps hinting that they do, which is
almost as disagreeable for me. She says that they have nicknamed the
bronze man Lady Betty's Hero; and this has made me so self-conscious
that I can't bear to go near the part of the deck where you look over
into the steerage, for fear some silly creatures may think I'm trying
to see him. I feel as if I had been a conspicuous idiot, and I'm so
uncomfortable with Mrs. Ess Kay now, that I expect to be wretched in
her house. I can't talk it over even with Sally, because, after all,
she's Mrs. Ess Kay's cousin. I wish I had a nose two inches long, and
green hair, and then perhaps Mother and Vic would have let me stop at
Still, I can't help taking an interest in ship life, and now that
it's the morning of the last day on board, I look back on it all as if
it ought to have been even more fun than it was.
I enjoyed hearing about the Marconigrams when they came; it seemed
like living in a tale by Stan's favourite, Jules Verne, to have
messages come flying to us in mid-ocean, like invisible carrier
pigeons. I enjoyed having Mr. Doremus tell me about his luck in the big
pools, when the men bet on the day's run; and I'm afraid I rather
revelled in seeing a row on deck one evening, when one man accused
another of being a cheat and a professional gambler, and almost cried
about some money he'd lost. If I had been the first man, I wouldn't
have trusted the other in the beginning, because he had fat lips,
greasy black curls, and wicked eyes so close together you felt they
might run into one, if he winked too hard on a hot day. But if I had
been so stupid as to trust him, I would have been ashamed to make a
fuss afterwards. I think people ought to be sporting.
I liked the Captain's dinner, too, in honour of the last night on
board, with the flags and paper-flower decorations, the band playing
military music, the dishes on the menu named after famous generals, and
the stewards filing in, in a long procession, when the salon had been
darkened, each carrying a bright-coloured, illuminated ice, and cake
with tiny English, and American, and German flags stuck into the top.
Yes, I liked everything, exceptbut now it is nearly over. America
is just round the corner of the world.
III. ABOUT NEW YORK
After you have seen nothing but water for days, it's odd how excited
you are on seeing a little land. Just a little, little land, and not at
all interesting to look at; a strip of grey sand, or a patch of green
grass; and you have been only a few days away from such things, yet
somehow you want to jump up and down and shout for joy.
More than half the first-class passengers on our ship were
Americans, coming home, and I suppose they had gone away because they
wanted to go. If they had liked, they could have stopped in their own
country as well as not; and I heard some of them saying during the
voyage that if they could, they would spend nine months out of the year
in Paris; but they made as much fuss over the first lump of sand we saw
as if we were discovering the North Pole. Some of them had taken this
trip a dozen times or maybe more, but anyone would have thought it was
as new to them as to me.
It seemed as if I were sailing, in a dream, to a dream land, and
everything would be a dream, till I found myself waking up at home. If
anyone had pinched me, I hardly believe I should have felt it, as I
stood by the rail, while we steamed towards New York. We passed a big
fort, and some neat little houses, which looked like officers'
quarters. There were Long Island and Coney Island, which Mr. Doremus
said I must be personally conducted to see, some day when I felt
young and frivolous; and by and by I heard people exclaiming There's
Libertythere she is! Bless the dear old girl!
While I was wondering whether they were talking of a lady, or a
ship, I caught sight of a majestic giantess, obligingly holding a torch
up to light the world. Then I knew it was the Statue which I had read
What do you think of her? asked Mr. Doremus.
She's a grande dame, I said. Now I know why your girls
hold themselves so well. They're trying to live up to the Ideal
American Woman. But she isn't as big as I thought she would be. Nothing
ever is as big as you think it's going to be, especially when Americans
have told you about it; for one has been brought up to believe that
their big things are bigger than anybody else's in the whole world.
So they are, said Mr. Doremus, only where all the things are big,
you don't notice them, for the high grass. And over there's some of the
He pointed, and I saw a great number of enormous objects, shaped
like chimneys, and apparently about a mile high, scattered aimlessly
along the horizon, which was a brilliant, limpid blue.
What are they? I asked. Great, strange, factories of some sort?
No. Houses where pretty women live, and offices where men make the
money for them to live on.
You must be joking. Women would be afraid to perch up there in the
sky. Besides, it would take too long to go up and down.
Nothing takes long in America. And it comes natural to our women to
perch up high. Statues aren't the only things we buy pedestals for,
this side of the porpoise-tank. You just wait and see.
I don't need to wait to see that American men are nice to women,
said I; perhaps no nicer than Englishmen, really, only you seem to
take a great deal more trouble. Fancy all the men at Mrs. Van der
Windt's table drawing lots every night for the right to sit by her and
the two Miss Eastmans; I don't believe it would have occurred to
Englishmen. The ones who really wanted to sit there, would have
tried to get to their places first, that's all. I do think it was
pretty of you.
Wasn't it? especially supposing none of us particularly wantedbut
never mind. Talking of pretty things, here are the docks.
They were big enough to satisfy even my expectations, and I wished
that I'd insisted on being taken by someone long ago, to visit the
London docks, so that I might know whether ours were better or worse.
One never thinks of going to see things at home; but I began to suspect
that I might some day be stabbed with jealous pangs and need to be
stuffed with a lot of facts about Englandthough until I knew
Americans I've been in the habit of thinking facts the least
interesting things in the world. They seemed like chairs to sit on or
floors to walk on without noticing what you were doing; but I suppose
it might be awkward without chairs and floors.
Soon we were near enough to New York to see the tremendous chimney
things clearly, and they sharpened the impression that I was sailing
straight into a dream. There could be no such things in the real world;
they wouldn't be possible. But the dream felt very interesting and
intense all of a sudden, and I didn't want to wake up from it just
then, in spite of Mrs. Ess Kay.
The tall shapes were bright and vivid now, as giant hollyhocks
growing in irregular rows. Still, they did not look one bit like
houses, or offices where people could work without going stark, staring
mad. I got a queer idea in my head that the houses themselves must be
buried deep underground, like bulbs, with only their towers sticking
The next thing that happened in the dream, was slowing majestically
into our own dock, and that was wonderful. The whole place was alive
with faces, mostly pretty girls' faces, under fascinating hats, gay as
flowers in a flower-show; parterre above parterre of brilliant
blossoms; and they had all been grown in honour of us.
There was a wild waving of handkerchiefs on the ship, and a frantic
fluttering of white among the flowers, as if a flock of butterflies had
been frightened up into the air. Still we were a long time getting in,
and I grew quite impatient; but finally Louise, who had attended to my
packing, took charge of my handbag, my sunshade and coat, with her
mistress's and Miss Woodburn's things. The moment had come to bid the
Now, said Mrs. Ess Kay, slipping her arm into mine, I wonder,
dear child, if you would mind being left alone to deal with the
custom-house people? You'd stand under your own letter 'B,' of course.
Oh, Katherine, do you think even Letter B, which sounds so like a
warning to young men, a proper chaperon for a Duchess's daughter?
exclaimed Sally Woodburn.
I laughed, but Mrs. Ess Kay didn't. She evidently considers things
connected with the American Custom House no fit subject for frivolity.
She went on, without answering; I'm under 'K,' and Sally 'W.' We'll
both have all we can attend to wrestling with our own Fiends, and
Louise will be just as busy. But you're a British subject, on a short
visit to this country, and they won't be as diabolical to you, dear. I
did all the swearing necessary for you in the saloon, with my own, when
the tiresome man came on board, and there's really nothing left for you
to bother with on the dock, except to open your boxes and say you have
nothing to declare.
I was glad that since profanity had been called for in the saloon,
owing to the tiresomeness of a man, it had been Mrs. Ess Kay who was
obliged to give vent to it, not I; but I felt rather defrauded that I
couldn't have heard, and I wondered if she had gone so far as to
mention damn. All I said out loud, however, was that I was sure I
could manage very well in the docks, and Mrs. Ess Kay appeared much
relieved. That's perfectly sweet of you, Betty, she said, launching a
daggery glance at poor, inoffensive Sally, for some reason which I
couldn't understand. I hope you won't think I'm horrid not to have
asked you to label your baggage 'K,' so it could go with mine. It's
better not, for everyone concerned; I'll explain afterwards
why; and Louise shall take you to 'B.'
Louise did take me to B, which they had thoughtfully printed very
large and black on a wooden wall of the dock, in a row with all the
other letters of the alphabet. A good many people from the ship were
collecting beneath theirs, as if they were animals getting ready to
join the procession for the ark, under the heading of Cat or Elephant,
as the case might be; and they all seemed worried and apprehensive, as
you do at the dentist's, even when you try to distract your mind by
looking at the pictures in Punch.
Louise put my bag on the wooden floor, and folded my coat on it.
Miladi will do well to sit down, said she. It may be that the
baggage do not come immédiatement. With this she bustled away
to the Louise rabbit warren, wherever it was, leaving me to the tender
mercies of fellow B's, who began to swarm round me and buzz
I subsided on the bag, which was very like sitting on the floor; but
it was stifling down there among people's feet; besides, mine soon got
pins and needles; so presently I popped up like a Jack out of his
Box, and almost knocked off a man's nose with the crown of my hat.
I said I beg your pardon! though what the nose was doing so
near the top of my head I couldn't conceive, until its owner (fumbling
with one hand for his handkerchief to staunch a drop of blood, and
snatching off his straw hat with the other, already full of notebooks
and things) blurted out abruptly: Are you Lady Bulkeley?
I was surprised!
No, said I. I'm Lady Betty Bulkeley.
That's all right, said the nose man, as if he forgave me for being
myself. I didn't know but you'd want to be called Lady Bulkeley by
It isn't my name, I said, more puzzled than ever. I would have
tried to be dignified, as he was a perky-looking young man in an alpaca
coat; but when you have just made a person's nose bleed with your hat,
it would seem unfeeling to be too frigid,though I believe an
application of ice is supposed to be beneficial.
Shall I call you Lady Betty then? asked the man, patting his nose
with his handkerchief, which luckily for my nerves had already a
pattern of pink dots on it.
I don't see why you should call me anything, said I.
With that, he produced a card, with a whole string of words printed
on it, and poked it under my eyes. I was just going to introduce
myself, he said. I represent The New York Flashlight, and I've
been sent by my paper to get something from you, if you'll oblige me.
Something from me? I repeated, bewildered. Is it anything to do
with the Customs? I've nothing to declare.
Just tell me, please, something about your family. Your brother's
the Duke of Stanforth, isn't he? (He pronounced it Dook.)
Thanks. Young and unmarried, isn't he?
Ever been on this side?
He'll come some day, won't he? Most unmarried Dukes do.
I don't know, I'm sure. Really, I think
Excuse me. You're going to stay with Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox, I
believe. Will you make a lengthy visit?
You must have met one or two of our smartest young men on board.
What do you think of them as compared with Englishmen?
Long before this I had made up my mind that he couldn't have
anything to do with the Customs, or if he did, that it was no wonder
Mrs. Ess Kay had been driven to swearing in the saloon. I was glad now
that his nose was bleeding, and I turned my back upon him, because it
was the most emphatic gesture I could think of. But as I faced round
the other way, wondering if my luggage would ever come, another man
pushed through the B's who had got their boxes, and almost bounded
into a foot of unoccupied space in front of me.
Lady Bulkeley? he shot at me, like history repeating itself; only
he pronounced me as if my name were founded on my size and weight.
This time I didn't answer. I simply stood at bay, and stared, trying
to look as much like Mother as possible. But the new man didn't seem to
mind this in the least, so apparently my effort was not a success.
I'm The Evening Bat, he remarked hurriedly, with an air of
valuing his time at so much a second.
I was sorry he was a bat, for I've always been fond of bats, they
are such soft, grey, velvet things; and I should have liked to tell him
that he was much more like a chicken hawk, only that would have been
vulgar; and, besides, I didn't intend to pose as chicken to his hawk.
By way of not letting myself be gobbled up, I remained silent; but I
couldn't help starting when a voice behind me exclaimed: Ah, there, my
chappie. You're welcome to the milk. I've skimmed off the cream. Ta,
It was the Flashlight flashing at the Evening Bat.
The creature was not blinded, however. He seemed difficult to
disconcert. The only response he made was to grin, and push his hat a
little farther back on his head. An inch more, and it must have slid
down over his collarwhich was so low in the neck in front that it
gave me the creeps.
There's plenty of milk and roses, too, I guess, said he, staring
in such a way that I blushed, and was vexed with myself for blushing. I
peered anxiously about, hoping to see a face I knew, even ever so
slightly, which might be summoned to the rescue. But all the B's were
passionately minding their own business, and while I was wishing that
Mr. Doremus began with a B instead of a D, I caught the eyes of a
man looking straight at me. The very nicest eyes, and with an
expression in them that filled me with joy!
They said: Do let me come and get rid of that fellow for you, and
mine said: Yesyesyes. Please come at once.
So the Eyes came, without waiting for more; and it was the Hero of
the steerage who brought them. That was the reason I'd telegraphed
yes, yes; for I thought: He saved a little boy, why shouldn't I
trust him, without an introduction, to save me?
Look here, said the bronze man to the Evening Bat, I've
got just five minutes to spare. You can have them if you like.
The Evening Bat looked at him, crossly at first; then his
sharp little face seemed turning into a point of admiration. By
Je_hos_aphat! he ejaculated. Home-made goods will get the preference
over British this time, duty or no duty.
I couldn't think what either of them meant, though at first I was
afraid my man intended the other to understand that the five minutes
would be devoted to knocking him down, or something else violent, as a
punishment for impertinence to a defenceless foreigner. But my mind was
almost instantly relieved, for the two men walked off together quite
amicably, and stood talking at a distance.
A moment later, one of my boxes went by, looking very fat and
friendly, on the shoulders of a porter, who apparently had no head. I
rushed out, and seized itnot the head, but the box; so there was
something encouraging; but I had two pieces of luggage to wait for
Most of the other B's were more fortunate about getting their
things; nevertheless, they seemed far from easy in their minds, and
though they protested almost tearfully that they'd nothing whatever to
declare, stern persons in uniform stirred up their boxes as I used to
do with the nursery pudding, when all the plums had sunk to the bottom.
I was very tired and very hot, hotter than I'd supposed people could
be, except in a Turkish bath; and I was beginning to be hungry too, for
I'd lunched principally off the Statue of Liberty and Sky-scrapers,
which were more filling than lasting, as a meal.
I fanned myself with my handkerchief as well as I could, and felt
sure I was slowly getting appendicitis; because whenever Americans feel
uncomfortable in any way, it seems almost certain to turn eventually
into that, probably on account of the climate. Would my other boxes
never come? I thought. Most of the B's were going home. They had
homes, lucky people, and if they liked, they could presently have tea.
World without tea,
When I was small, and my nurse talked on Sundays about heaven and
hell, making the one sound incredibly dull, the other incredibly
painful, I used to think that I'd rather go to neither, but just be
stuffed, like Mother's Blenheim, Beau Brummel, whose soul I fancied had
leave to stop in his body so long as moth and rust did not corrupt. He
seemed rather out of things, though, poor dear, standing forever in the
same position in a glass case, with one paw up begging for something
which nobody gave, while the years dragged on; and I'd begun to feel as
if I were falling into his state, when I was roused from a stupid dream
by the man of the steerage suddenly looming over me.
I beg your pardon, said he, taking off his hat, and speaking in a
nice American voice, as nice for a man as Sally Woodburn's is for a
woman. Please don't suppose I mean to be rude or intrusive, but I
wanted to tell you that I think you won't be annoyed again; andjust
one thing more. May I thank you for your goodness on shipboard? It
brightened what would otherwise have been a grim experience.
Blind Mrs. Ess Kay to pronounce this man not a gentleman, just
because some strange circumstances had forced him to travel in the
steerage! I did wish that, without his knowing it, I could have slipped
into his pocket my thirty pounds!
Oh, I did nothing, I answered. It was the other people who did
everythingthe little that was done. It's I who have to thank you, for
taking that person away. He and the other, who came just before, were
They didn't mean to be rude, he said. They wanted you to tell
them something which they could put into their papers, and they live by
doing that kind of thing. I did the best I could with them, but I wish
I could have saved you from being annoyed in the beginning. I hesitated
at first, for fear you might misunderstand, and think me as bad as they
were; but I wish I hadn't now.
After what I saw you do, at sea, I couldn't possibly have
misunderstood, I said.
Thank you for saying that, he returned, though for what I did
then, I don't deserve any praise. It was done on the impulse; and I'm
used to salt water. As a child, I lived close to it for a time, in
California, and swimming came almost as natural as walking. But I'm not
here to talk about myself. It was only to tell you how grateful I was,
and am, and shall continue to be, for your kindness on the ship. I
couldn't go without speaking of this; and there's something now I'd
like to ask. You won't be offended?
If it's something you want to tell me, I know it isn't the sort of
thing which could offend, I said; but I didn't say it as calmly as it
looks when written. I stammered a little, and got the words tangled up;
and I felt my face growing hotter than ever.
I thank you again. It's only this. If, while you're over on this
side the water, there's ever any way in which a mana man who'd be as
respectful as your footman, and loyal as your friendcould possibly
serve youI wish you would let me be that man. I know it seems now as
if such a thing couldn't happen; but nothing's quite impossible in this
queer world, andand anyhow I shall always be ready. You could trust
I know that! I couldn't resist breaking in.
I'memployed for the present at a club in New York. If you'd send
word to Jim Brett, at the Manhattan Club, there's nothing under the sun
that Jim Brett wouldn't do for you, from finding a lost dog, to taking
a message across the world.
First I must catch my dog before I can lose him, I answered,
laughing. But if I do, oror there's anything else, I shan't forget.
That's a true promise, then; and I have to thank you for the third
time. Now, I'm not going to trouble you any longer. Good-bye.
Without stopping to think who he was, or who I was, I held out my
hand, and his good-looking brown face grew red. He took the hand,
pressed it hard, once; dropped it abruptly; turned on his heel and
walked away, without looking back.
I was so interested in going over the conversation in my mind, that
I forgot to feel like Beau Brummel with one paw up in his glass case;
and though I daresay ten minutes had passed, it hardly seemed two, when
a wonderful little black image in the shape of a boy came sidling up to
me, all rolling white eyes, and red grin, like a nice Newfoundland
puppy. He had some newspapers tucked under his arm, but in his hand was
a small basket of peaches almost too beautiful to be real. But then,
weren't theyand wasn't hepart of my dream?
He grinned so much more that I was afraid his round black face would
break into two separate halves, and looking at me with his woolly head
on one side, he thrust out the basket.
Fur you, missy, said he, with a funny little accent, for all the
world like Sally Woodburn's.
They can't be for me. There must be a mistake, said I, wishing
there wasn't, for the peaches did look delicious; and there were two
rosebuds lying on top of the basket; one pink, the other white. I
don't know anyone who could have sent them.
The gent knows you, you bet, missy, replied the image. He guv me
a quarter and axed if I know'd my alphabet 'nuf to find letter 'B,' an'
tote dese yere to the prettiest young lady I'd ever seed. Most wite
ladies, dey looks all jes' alike, to me, but you's different, missy;
an' I reckon de tings must be fur you.
I had a horrible vision of this compliment proceeding from The
Flashlight or The Evening Bat. What was the gentleman
like? I asked.
Like mos' any gent, missy, 'cept that he was powerful tall, an' I
reckon if he keeps right on like he's doin' now, he'll get mos' as
brown as me some day.
Then I knew that I was safe in taking the present; so I did, and
gave the comical black image two or three little round white metal
things I'd got from the purser when I changed some English money. I
didn't know how much they were, and they looked ridiculously small, but
he seemed pleased.
When he had run off, I turned my attention to the peaches. They were
so big that there was room only for four in the basket, and they seemed
dreadfully pathetic considering from whom they had come.
That poor fellow must be almost penniless or he wouldn't have been
in the steerage; yet he had bought peaches for me, and given a
quarterwhatever that wasto his quaint black doll of a messenger.
I could have cried; nevertheless, I ate two of the peaches, and
reluctantly presented the other two, which I couldn't possibly eat, to
a gloomy B child, sitting on a shawl-strap.
As if for a reward of virtue, just as I had disposed of my leavings,
and stuck the roses into my belt, the last of the luggage arrived.
There were two Custom House men near to choose from, and as I've heard,
in choosing between two evils it's better to choose the less, I smiled
beseechingly at the smaller man who had just crammed a pile of lace
blouses into the box of a lady with nervous prostration.
Whether he was sated with cruelty, or whether he was naturally of an
angelic disposition, I shall probably never know now; but the fact
remains that, instead of turning out the Fiend I'd been led to expect,
he was one of the most considerate men I've ever met. He wouldn't even
let me unlock my own boxes, but took the keys and opened them for me
himself. (Didn't an executioner braid the hair of some queen whose head
he was going to chop off? I must look the incident up, when I have
time.) Anyway, I thought of it when the Custom House man was being so
polite; but the analogy didn't go any farther, for my head never came
off at all, and two of the boxes remained unopened.
You're English, aren't you? he asked, and when I said yes, and
that I was only on a short visit, he treated my belongings as if they
were sacred. If he disturbed anything, he laid it back nicely, keeping
up a running conversation as he went on. I told him that Englishwomen
might bring home all the pretty clothes they liked from other
countries, and that I considered it most ungallant in such a chivalrous
nation as America to deny ladies a few Paris dresses.
Do you happen to know, miss, what's the income-tax in your
country? he asked, tenderly putting back some yellow hairpins which
had fallen out of a box of mine.
Dear me, no, I exclaimed. But I think it's sometimes more than a
shilling in the pound; I've heard my brother say so; and as for the
death duties, it's more than your life's worth to die.
A-ah! said the nice man. We haven't got any income-tax on this
side, and folks can die in peace, whenever they please. I guess that
kind of evens things up, don't it?
I didn't know what to answer, so I thanked him for his kindness, and
we parted the best of friends.
Mrs. Ess Kay appeared so quickly afterwards, that it almost seemed
as if she must have been lying in wait. She was looking pale and
shattered, and Louise, following close behind, was positively haggard.
Only Sally had weathered the storm without being outwardly the worse
for wear; but even she didn't look as good-natured as usual.
How have you got along, you poor, deserted darling? affectionately
enquired Mrs. Ess Kay, undismayed by a fixed gaze from Sally, which
apparently signified reproach.
It wasn't very bad, and I've quite enjoyed myself, I replied,
forgetting some tedious moments in the light of others not tedious, and
hoping that the roses in my belt might pass unnoticed.
Fortunately they did, otherwise I should have been in a difficulty;
for I should have hated to vulgarise the little episode by putting it
into story form for Mrs. Ess Kay; and presumably roses have not been
taught to grow wild on the New York docks, although they say Americans
are so very luxurious in their tastes one would hardly be surprised at
A beautiful electric carriage, bigger than a brougham, was waiting
for us, and we left Louise, with a butler or some other man servant out
of livery, to wrestle with the luggage, and bring it in cabs (which
they called hacks"), up to Mrs. Ess Kay's house in New York, where I
knew she meant to stop for a few days before going on to Newport.
The minute we drove away from the Docks I began to notice dozens of
things which made me tremendously conscious that I was in a foreign
country. One would think, as so many of these people were English, or
anyway, British, before they were Americans, that their buildings and
everything else would be enough like to remind one of home. But each
street we turned into showed me that this isn't at all true in New
York. There are bits like Parisat least you think so, on a
superficial glancebut nothing in the faintest degree like London.
Something in the air too, made me feel excited, as it does in Paris.
Sparks of electricity snapped in my veins, and I had a presentiment of
interesting things that must surely happen.
I've always been very sensitive to smells, which can make me joyful
or miserable, just as music does. Vic says I oughtn't to tell people
this, as it signifies I'm still in close touch with brute creation. But
I don't much mind if I am, for so many animals are nicer than we are;
dogs and horses, for instance; and then one has to acknowledge, whether
one likes or not, that a monkey is a kind of poor relation. Each place
I've ever visited has its own smell for me, and even houses and people.
I would know the smell of Battlemead towers, if I were taken there by
winding ways, with my eyes blindfolded. It's the smell of old oak, and
potpourri, and books and chintz, and autumn leaves and pine trees,
mixed together. Mother smells like a tea rose, and Vic like a wax doll.
London has a rich, heavy scent, which makes you feel as if you had a
great deal of money and wanted to spend it, but not in a hurry. The
smell of Paris makes you want to laugh, and clap your hands and go to
the theatre. The smell of Rome makes you feel as if you wished to be
very beautiful, and move to the slow accompaniment of a magnificent
church organ, with the Vox Humana stop drawn out. But New Yorkthe
smell of New York! How shall I describe the sensation it gave me, as
Mrs. Ess Kay's electric carriage smoothly spun me up town? The heavy
feeling of homesickness which I had had on the ship for the last few
days was gone; and instead I felt a wild sense of exhilaration, as if
I'd come dashing home after a glorious run with the hounds, and plunged
into a cold bath with two bottles of Eau de Cologne poured into the
It was amazingly hot, but the breeze gave a hint of the sea, and
every shop and house we passed seemed to keep spices stored away, for
the breeze to blow over.
Even the old-fashioned houses, no higher than those in London, were
as different from ours as possible; and it was extraordinary to see
peoplenicely dressed women, and pretty girlsperched on the front
steps under awnings, without so much as a pocket-handkerchief lawn
between them and the street. Persons of that class at home would be far
too shy to lounge about and be stared at, not only by the neighbours,
but by twenty strangers a minute; yet here they sat on rugs, and read,
or did embroidery, or swung back and forth in chairs that rocked like
cradles, paying no more attention to the passers than if they had been
By and by we came out of the quiet streets walled in with monotonous
rows of red brick or brown stone houses, into a scene of terror. It was
a street, too; but what a street! I thought that I'd grown accustomed
to motoring through traffic, for once Stan took me in his Panhard, all
the way from Battlemead to Pall Mall, where he stood me a very jolly
luncheon at the Carlton Hotel, but that experience was nothing to this.
I felt a little jumpy with Stan when we shot between omnibuses in a
space which looked twice too narrow, and once when I thought a
frightfully tall horse was going to bite off my hat; but I soon got
used to it.
If I were driven every day of my life for a year, through this
terrible street in New York, though, I should be no more used to it on
the last day than on the first. The only change in me at the end of
that time would be in my hair, which would have turned snow white, and
be standing up permanently all over my head like Strümpel-Peter's, only
London roarsa monotonous, cannon-balls-in-the-cellar roar, with
just a light tinkle of hansom cabs sprinkled over the top of the solid
sound; but that great straight street into which we suddenly flashed
had no solid sound. It shrieked in short, sharp yells, made up of a
dozen distinct noises, each one louder and more insistent than the
There were trams and tram bells, and motors and carriages, and over
all an appalling thunder of trains rushing to and fro above our heads,
on lines roofing the entire street, built upon iron stilts. Every
minute they swooped by, running north and south, and I trembled lest
they should leap their tracks and crush us into powder.
It's only the Elevated, deah, said Sally, pitying my agitation,
and it's never fallen down yet, so I don't believe it will to-day. You
shall take a ride with me if Cousin Katherine will let you, which she
probably won't. You can't think what fun it is shooting past the
windows of the houses; just like glancing into an exciting story book
you know you'll never have a chance to finish. You do get a peep into
tragedies and comedies, sometimes.
My goodness! I exclaimed. I'm thankful I don't have to live in
one of those houses. It must be impossible ever to take a bath, or to
get engaged, properly.
Fortunately for my peace of mind, we didn't stop very long in that
fierce street, but cut across again, and came out in Fifth Avenue, of
which one seems to be born knowing a little more than of other streets
in America. Just as almost everyone in English novels lives in Park
Lane, so all the New Yorkers you read of live in Fifth Avenue; and I
should have been disappointed if Mrs. Ess Kay hadn't, because in that
case I should eventually have to go home without studying home life in
the States from the right standpoint.
At first, I didn't see where the grand houses I'd heard of, kept
themselves, for everywhere were smart shops, and public buildings,
andso close now that we could put down our sunshadesmountainous
sky-scrapers. The shops were beautiful, though Mrs. Ess Kay
apologised for them by saying that it was out of season, and I'd never
seen so much brilliance of colour or variety in a street. I tried to
search for the cause of this effect, but I couldn't define it. Perhaps
it was partly the clearness of the atmosphere, but there was a great
deal more than that. Everything you passed seemed to be pink, or pale
green or gold, or ivory white, or ultramarine blue; yet when you really
thought it out detail by detail, it wasn't. And though I'd considered
the sky-scrapers awful, from a distance, spinning along at their feet I
couldn't deny them a fantastic kind of attractiveness.
At our rate of speed, I hadn't to wait many minutes for the grand
Fifth Avenue houses; and oh, poor Londonpoor, dear London! I wanted
to fly back and tear down Buckingham Palace.
Mrs. Ess Kay had always talked about her New York home, which made
it sound rather small and modest, so I was surprised when we stopped
before a huge, square pile, built of rich-looking, rough brown stones,
so nearly the colour of a Christmas plum pudding that it made me
hungrier than ever to look at it. The house is trimmed with three wide
bands of carving, made of the same kind of stone; and there are carved
bronze railings and lamps on the porch; and the front door is carved,
too, like the door of a cathedral.
We were let into a vestibule, all coloured mosaic and things; and
that opened into a big, square, glassed-over garden, with a great
marble fountain playing in the middle. I never saw such a wonderful
place in my life, but until I got used to it, I couldn't help feeling
that it was more like a splendid foreign hotel, than a mere house. The
garden isn't a real garden, when you come to examine it, for it's paved
with rare stones of different colours, like the jewels in Aladdin's
Cave; but all round the fountain beautiful flowers are growing, and
pink and white water lilies float in the marble basin. There are orange
trees in pots, and a forest of tall palms, all of which are reflected
and repeated over and over again in the mirrors of which the walls are
made; and on the little tables standing about here and there among
groups of inlaid chairs are bowls overflowing with roses. The roof is a
skylight, over which creepers have been trained, so that the light
which filters through is a lovely green. No doors are visible at first
glance, but when you are initiated, all you have to do is to walk up to
the mirror-wall, find a gold button, press it, and a door opens into a
room as marvellous as the fountain court, round which, it seems, all
the rest of the house is built.
We'll have something to drink here, said Mrs. Ess Kay, before we
take off our things. So we all sat down, among the palms and orange
blossoms, and a delicious sense of peace after storm stole over us with
the coolness and the green dusk, and the perfume of flowers.
I supposed that something to drink at this time of day meant tea;
but almost immediately a footman came through the glass wall, carrying
a tray with nothing on it except tall tumblers. There were straws
sticking out of the tumblers, and as the man moved, I could hear a
faint tinkle of ice.
For a minute, I was bitterly disappointed, because the thought of
tea had supported me for hours. But when I tasted the stuff in my glass
I wasn't disappointed any longer. It had two or three strawberries,
some bits of pineapple, and a white grape bobbing about on top, and it
was full of chopped ice. I don't know what it was, for nobody mentioned
it's name, and I was ashamed to ask, lest it might seem too ignorant;
but it was good, and tasted as if it might have a little wine in it,
mixed with fizzy water and other things. When I had drunk mine, I felt
a different girl; quite merry, and so friendly towards Mrs. Ess Kay. I
had never thought her such a nice woman. I laughed at almost everything
that she and Sally said, and I said some rather funny things myself.
Still, I'm not sure that as a regular thing, I wouldn't rather have
We sat resting for some time, though I wasn't tired at all now. I
could have run a mile, but suddenly I felt a little sleepy, and I was
glad when Mrs. Ess Kay proposed to go to our rooms. Leaving the
fountain court, we came into a hall, hung with tapestry; and from it a
wide stairway led us up to a gallery, lighted from the top, which runs
all round the house, with the doors of the bedrooms opening off from
Mine is so gorgeous that I haven't known one thoroughly comfy moment
in it, since I came, except at night when I'm asleep.
One would think, as Battlemead is ranked among the finest old Tudor
places in England, and people come on Thursdays and give shillings to
see it (a very good thing for us, though it's extremely inconvenient,
as it pays for all the gardens and all the servants' wages) that it
would be grander than quite a new house, in a country like America. But
Battlemead, in its palmiest days, must have been shabby beside
Mrs. Ess Kay's home in New York.
Our grandest bedroom,the one where Queen Elizabeth sleptis quite
a dull old hole compared to Mrs. Ess Kay's splendid room. Mine, at
home, has all the furniture covered with faded chintz, and the curtains
are made of plain white dimity. But I love the deep window seats where
I can curl up among cushions, with a cataract of roses veiling the
picture of the terrace with its ivy-covered stone balustrade, the
sun-dial, the two white peacocks, and far away, the park with a blue
mist among the trees. And I haven't learned yet to love my beautiful
room at Mrs. Ess Kay's, though I admire it immenselyadmire to the
verge of awe.
It's pink and white and silver. The carpet is pink, and feels like
moss, as you step. The wall is covered with pink and silver brocade,
except where there are panels with Watteau-like pictures. The curtains
are foamy lace, with the pink and silver brocade falling over them. The
furniture looks as if it were made of ivory; there's a mirror in three
parts, reaching from the floor half way to the ceiling, so that you see
yourself in front, and two profiles, like astral bodies, things which
I've always wanted to cultivate, as they would be so nice for trying on
dresses, or making calls on dull people. On the dressing-table is
another mirror, an oval one, framed with pink roses, each of which has
an electric light hidden in its heart; and the bedspread is of pink and
silver brocade to match the hangings, with a large, hard roll like an
ossified bolster, at the top.
I believe it's that bed more than anything else, which makes me feel
that it's always Sunday in my room at Mrs. Ess Kay's. I'm used to
old-fashioned, ruffly pillows and a plain white coverlet smelling of
lavender, on which I can flop down whenever I like, to read a novel or
to have a nice little weep. But there's no flopping on this gorgeous
pink and silver expanse, and it's small consolation to know that no
queen of England ever had one as handsome.
Mrs. Ess Kay and Sally escorted me to my room, when I came to it
first. After I'd admired everything enough to satisfy them, I was taken
to see the bathroom adjoining, and then a kind of wardrobe room opening
out of that. I was almost prostrated by the magnificence of both, which
pleased Mrs. Ess Kay very much; and in the grand wardrobe room,
smelling deliciously, though faintly, of cedar, my poor boxesalready
arrivedlooked mean and insignificant. Mrs. Ess Kay's and Sally's huge
Innovations would have been much more appropriate than my
dress-baskets, which had been squashed into lop-sided deformity under
heavier things, in the hold.
Louise was on the scene armed with my keys and Mrs. Ess Kay wouldn't
hear of letting me do anything myself. Now, I'll explain why I
had to desert you on the dock, she said. Or perhaps I needn't
explain. If you watch Louise unpacking for a few minutes, you'll see
for yourself. And I do hope, sweet child, that you'll excuse my taking
This made me curious. Louise opened one of my boxes which had been
labelled Not Wanted, and I could hardly believe my eyes when she
lifted out an exquisite poppy-coloured chiffon, embroidered with sprays
of golden holly and berries made of some gleaming red jewel.
Why, there's been some extraordinary mistake! I exclaimed. That
can't be my box. I've no such dress.
I know, love, but I have, said Mrs. Ess Kay, and thanks to
you, I've got it, and several others, through without paying duty. I
thought you wouldn't mind, you're such a dear pet, and it's been
such an accommodation. Not that I care about the money, but I do
love to get the best of those Fiends at the Custom House, and I have, for once. You see, it was like this. When Louise went to the baggage
room to get out some things for you, I had them put in my trunks,
afterwards, and some of my dresses changed into yours, as your frocks
had all been worn and mine hadn't. I told Louise to put my things down
at the bottom, some in each of your trunks, and I was pretty sure the
man wouldn't touch them, as you're a British subject. I trusted to luck
that you'd be too 'cute to say anything and give me away, if you saw
the dresses while your trunks were being examined, but I just hoped
he wouldn't dig down to them. I dared not tell you what was going on,
as Sally said I ought to, because if I had you might have refused, or
else spoiled everything by being self-conscious. If you'd been with me,
the Fiends might have caught on to our little game, they're so
suspicious; but where you were, they never suspected any connection
between us. You're just a Dear.
I had been a Dear in spite of myself, but there was no use in making
a fuss now the Dearness was all over, whatever I might have done if I'd
known beforehand that I was to be a cat's-paw. Perhaps, if I hadn't
been given the iced stuff with the strawberries, I might have been
crosser; but fortified by that, I lived up to my reputation as a Dear,
during the half hour of the unpacking.
When my frocks all hung in a row like Bluebeard's wives, in the
cedar wardrobe, and I was left alone with them at last, my first
thought was to plunge my imprisoned roses in water; my second, to do
the same with myself.
The hope of tea (which hadn't been fulfilled) and a bath had kept me
alive through those two hot hours on the dock; and now I could choose
between several kinds of bath, each one more luxurious than any I had
ever known. At home there's either the big bath, in the bathroom, or
there's a tub in your bedroom, so it doesn't take you long to make up
your mind which you will have. But here there were so many things I
could do, that I grew quite confused among them.
There was the big bath, so big that two of our big ones at
Battlemead could have gone into it; and instead of climbing
ignominiously in, in the ordinary way, you walked down several
glittering white marble steps. It was very alluring, but as the marble
tank was so vast, I feared I might have to spend all the rest of the
afternoon in getting it full of water. It seemed impertinent to make a
convenience of such a splendid, early Roman sort of receptacle for a
mere five minutes' splash; a bath of such magnificence ought, I felt,
to be what Americans call a function; a ceremony for which you would
prepare with perfumed ointments and ambergris, and protract for half a
day, at least, not to be wasteful. Then there was the vapour bath,
which you took in a kind of box, with a hole for your head to stick
out; a porcelain sitz bath; and a mysterious shower bath into which you
secretively retired behind canvas curtains, shaped like a sentry box.
I dared not try the vapour, for fear I should be steamed, like a
potato; the sitz seemed as inadequate as a thwarted ambition; and to
turn on the shower without knowing how much it could do, or how soon it
could be stopped, appeared a desperate adventure. After all, I thought,
it was less worrying with us. Here, whichever thing you chose, you
would probably wish you had had the other, whereas at home you did what
you could, and were perfectly satisfied.
I decided that I would toss up a coin; heads, the big marble tank;
tails, the shower. It came tails, and I had a dreadful qualm, but
noblesse oblige; one must be sporting. So I was; only the hot water
wouldn't come, and apparently there was ice in the cold, which wouldn't
stop coming, and it was very violent. I screamed once, and Mrs. Ess Kay
and Sally and Louise ran to the door, which was embarrassing; but
fortunately, I'd locked it, and they told me how to stop the iced
water. When it was all over, I felt like a marble statue for hours.
Dinner was at half past seven, which seemed odd in such a grand
palace of a house, because, of course, at home, for some extraordinary
reason unless you are in the middle classes, you never have an appetite
before eight, at the very earliest. If you're in France, or other
countries on the Continent, you can be hungry sooner, and evidently it
is the same in America. Perhaps, if I were scientific, I should be able
to classify these differences as natural phenomena.
I had dressed myself early, and was ready a little after seven,
because I thought it would be nice to sit in the fountain court; but
just as I was going down Louise knocked at the door.
I have come to help Miladi, and to bring her these flowers, said
she. They are with mille compliments from Monsieur the
Lieutenant Parker, the brother of Madame.
But I have never met him, I said, gazing with wonder upon a group
(bunch is too mean a word) of mammoth pink roses, with thickly leaved
stems, longer than walking sticks. There were at least a dozen of these
splendid creatures, loosely held together by trails of pink satin
ribbon, wide enough for a sash. I had never dreamed of such roses. I
almost expected them to speak.
Miladi and the Lieutenant will meet at dinner, explained Louise.
It is an American custom that the Messieurs send always flowers to the
ladies. Madame, and Mademoiselle Woodburn have received bouquets also,
but these roses for Miladi are the most beautiful. Is it Miladi's wish
that I untie the ribbon, and take out one or two for her to carry?
I was on the point of saying yes, because the flowers were so
lovely, and because it would please Mrs. Ess Kay; but on second
thoughts, I said no, thanking Louise, and asking her to put the
creatures' feet in water. Perhaps it would be as well, I reminded
myself, to see this brother of Mrs. Ess Kay's (of whose existence I'd
never heard) before I went about armed with his roses. I had already
tucked the white bud, which had come to me on the dock like a dove with
an olive branch, into the low neck of my frilly white muslin frock, and
I gave it no rivals.
Has Madame gone down? I asked; for it occurred to me that it would
be awkward to find myself alone for nearly half an hour with a strange
I think Madame will be in the hall, said Louise, and satisfied, I
descended in a stately way suited to the house, into the fountain
court. Nobody was there, however, except a young man in evening dress,
who jumped up from a chair, and set down a small glass out of which he
had been drinking.
Allow me to introduce myself, said he. I know you must be Lady
Betty Bulkeley. My name is Potter Parker.
I couldn't help wondering whether his friends called him Pot, for
short, and the thought made me smile more than I would have smiled at a
stranger if it hadn't popped into my head. This seemed to encourage
him, which I regretted; because you can see at once by his face that he
isn't the kind who needs encouragement. It is something like Mrs. Ess
Kay's face, only younger, with her square chin, and bold blue eyes as
pale as hers. The likeness is all the stronger because Mr. Parker wears
no moustache or beard, and his dark hair, which falls in two straight,
thick blocks over his forehead, is parted in the middle. You would
know, if you saw him riding a white bear at the North Pole, that he was
an American young man. Why, or how, I'm not experienced enough in
Americans to tell, but I'm beginning to think that all American men,
and all American women, have a dim sort of family likeness to each
other. With the girls, it's their chins and the way they do their hair;
but with the men it's more mysterious. They look less lazy and more
feverish than our men, yet at the same time more humorous; and their
clothes seem always to be new.
Mrs. Ess Kay's nose turns down, and her brother's turns up, which is
the principal difference in their features, and his makes him look very
impudent, though rather clever and amusing.
My sister wrote me about your dimples, Lady Betty, said he, when I
smiled; and I screwed my mouth into prunes and prisms as quickly as I
I should have thought such things were hardly worth writing about,
My impression is that they're worth about a million dollars an
eighth of an inch, he replied, and I bet they'd fetch that in a bear
I began to wish that Mrs. Ess Kay or Sally would come, for I'm not
used to having persons who have just introduced themselves make remarks
on my dimples or other features.
Don't be mad with me, he went on, or I shall think I've estimated
them too low. On mature consideration, as we soldier chaps say at a
court-martial, I should be inclined to set them higher. If you'll just
show them again
I think, if you don't mind, said I, that I'd rather speak of the
I'm afraid you're not used to Americans, said he.
I've met several, crossing, but none of them talked to me
aboutsuch things, I replied, rather primly.
If they had, I should have challenged them, he retorted. While
you're staying with my sister, I consider myself a sort of guardian of
yours, and part of my duty will be to keep off menother menwith a
stick, you see.
No, I don't see, said I. Not that there will be the least
necessity for you to do anything of the sort.
Oh, won't there? Well, you just wait till you get to Newport, and
you'll find out differently. I've applied for leave on purpose to help
Kath protect you, and I expect to put on a suit of chain armour under
my clothes. But first, you're coming to visit me, at West Point.
I don't think I am, I said.
Oh, but you are. It's a promise of Kath's. And shan't I be proud to
show you around? You shall see Flirtation Walk the first thing. It's
what the ladies admire the most, at the Point. Perhaps you've heard of
No, said I. And I never heard of West Point. Is it a suburb of
Not much. It's our American Sandhurst. But you English people don't
know anything about this side. I guess, now, you think that Florida is
in South America?
I haven't thought about it yet, I replied.
That's right. I don't ask anything better than to teach you the
geography of the United States. We'll begin with Flirtation Walk. But
see here, Lady Betty, that rose you've got on isn't a good sample of
what we can grow over here. Didn't that maid of my sister's take you
something a little better from me?
Something much bigger and grander, I said, feeling loyal to my
poor white bud. I was meaning to thank you.
Don't do that; the things aren't worth it. I only wanted to know
whether that French female had played me false or not. But here comes
my sister. I wish she'd taken longer to do up her back hair. Now, I'll
give you your wish, and talk about the weather. Mighty hot day, isn't
it? Won't you have a cocktail? I'd just finished mine when you came
Of course Betty will have a cocktail; we all do before dinner,
said Mrs. Ess Kay, sailing towards us in a trailing white film of lace.
But Betty didn't have one, though at this moment several little
glasses appeared on a tray. I was sure that Mother would not approve of
cocktails for me, as it sounds so fast for a young girl who isn't yet
out. When I excused myself, Mrs. Ess Kay laughed, and said, Then what
about that sherry cobbler?
While I was trying to think what she meant, Sally came into the
hall, and immediately after I was surprised by a kind of musical
moaning which began suddenly and kept on for a long time.
That's the Japanese gong, said Mrs. Ess Kay, when I looked round
to see where the sound came from. It's for dinner. Potter, give Betty
I was glad she didn't use that nickname I'd been thinking of, for if
she had, I should certainly have laughed.
We began dinner by eating pinky-yellow melons cut in half and filled
with chopped ice. I thought at first that it must be a mistake, and
they ought to have come in at dessert, but everybody else ate theirs
without appearing disconcerted, so I did mine, and it was good. So were
all the other things that followed in a long procession, though they
were very strange and some of them I shouldn't have known how to eat if
Mr. Parker, whose place was next to mine, hadn't told me.
We had bouillon partly frozen, instead of soup; and then came the
most extraordinary little fried animals which quite startled me, they
were so like exaggerated brown spiders, done in egg and breadcrumbs.
Soft shell crabs, dear child, said Mrs. Ess Kay, and you eat every
bit, down to the tippiest end of his claw.
I should never have managed the green corn, which grows like lots of
pearls set close together in rows on a fat stick, if Mr. Parker hadn't
scraped all the pearls off for me, with a fork, and put butter and salt
on them. I liked him a little better after that, for he did the thing
with great skill. When I had got so far, nothing could surprise me, and
I didn't turn a hair when I found that I was expected to eat pears cut
up with salad oil. But they were alligator pears, and when you tasted
them, it appeared that they had nothing whatever to do with the fruit
kingdom. Best of all, I liked the watermelon which came at the end, cut
in little balls, looking like strawberry water ice, and soaked in
champagne. I hope that all the things to eat in America won't be so
nice, or I may grow stout before I go back; and Vic says it is better
for a girl to hang herself.
It was very trying, too, to find that I was keeping every course
waiting. I've never been accused of greediness at home, though I've
often been made to feel guilty of most other sins in the calendar, but
I did feel queer when I began to realise that everybody else had
finished what was on their plates, when I'd just about discovered what
the thing was. It made me so uncomfortable to see them all leaning back
waiting for me, after their plates had been whisked away, that I took
to bolting the rest of my food, and by the time we'd got rid of nine
courses in about half an hour I felt qualified to write the
autobiography of an anaconda.
As for the iced water, I had intended to refuse it at any cost,
because Vic and Mother both solemnly warned me that it made all
the difference between a complexion and mere skin. But the minute I
landed, I began thinking hard about iced water, and I soon discovered
that when you are in America a comparatively small consideration like a
complexion would never keep you from drinking it. In fact, nothing
would. You feel as if you must drink iced water, pints of iced water,
in rapid succession, if not only your complexion, but your whole face
were to be swept away in the deluge. Once you have got the taste
nothing can quench it but iced water, more iced water, and still more
After dinner, while we were having heavenly Turkish coffee in the
fountain court, who should come but Mr. Doremus. It seemed to me a
funny time to call, but apparently the others didn't think it out of
the way. He wanted us to go to some theatre on a roof, and I should
have loved it, especially when Mrs. Ess Kay said you didn't get smudges
on your nose as you would if you sat on a roof in Londona thing which
I never heard of anybody except cats doing. But she was tired, and I
suppose it would have been ladylike for me to be, only I was much too
excited. So Mr. Doremus stayed, and he and Mr. Parker talked more slang
in an hour than I think I ever heard in my whole life, though I have
always considered Stan talented in that way.
But Stan's slang, and Vic's, are quite different from American
slang. In America, you build up your whole conversation out of it, and
it's wonderful. I longed for a notebook while those two men were
talking, to put everything down, and I felt, if people were often going
to be as funny as that, I should need to go home soon to rest my
features. I'm not sure whether Americans really think funnier things
than English people do, but their funny ideas are startlingly unlike
ours. Somehow they seem younger and more bubbling. When I go home, I
shall probably have collected so much slang in my pores that I shall
talk about putting on my glad rags when I'm going to dress for
dinner; my life will be my natural; I shall call Stan's motor car the
Blue Assassin or the Homicide Wagon; I shall say my best frocks are
mighty conducive; I shall get bored by poor Mr. Duckworth, our newest
curate, and tell him he's the limit; I may even take to abbreviating
my affirmatives and negatives by saying Yep and Nope when I'm in a
hurry; but if I do fall into these ways, I tremble to think what may be
the effect on Mother.
IV. ABOUT SHOPPING AND MEN
Why, Betty, you never told me you were interviewed on the dock.
These were the first words Mrs. Ess Kay said to me as I walked in to
breakfast, a little late because of a wrestle I had had with a
different and even more exciting kind of bath.
I wasn't, said I, on the defensive; though I couldn't be perfectly
sure what connection, if any, interviewing had with the Customs. You
told me not to declare anything, and I didn't.
Mr. Parker, looking as if he had been melted, poured into his
clothes, and then cooled off with iced water, burst out laughing.
You're a daisy, Lady Betty, said he.
Is it invidious to be a daisy? I asked.
I guess I must look in the dictionary for 'invidious'; but a
daisy's a flower that has budded in the green fields of England, where
there aren't any newspaper reporters or other strange bugs.
Potter! exclaimed Mrs. Ess Kay, don't tease her; and when you've
been in the green fields of England you'll say insects,
noterwhat you did say, if you don't want ladies to faint all
around you on the floor. Then she turned to me. He means you're very
innocent, because you don't know what it is to be interviewed. But you
must have been it, all the same, for see here, in this dreadful
Flashlight. And she handed me a newspaper, with one page folded
over, and huge headings dotted about at the tops of paragraphs, like
the lines of big print that oculists keep to make you try your
eyesight. In the middle column I saw my name, but I couldn't believe it
was really there, in an American paper. I began to think I wasn't awake
yet, and that this must be part of the dream I was dreaming all
BONNYBETTYBULKELEY, I read out aloud. A Duke's Daughter on
the Dock. Call Her by Her Front Name, Please. What Lady Betty Thinks of
There was more, but when I had got so far, I simply gasped.
How dare they?
There isn't much they don't dare, except to go back without a
'story', said Mr. Parker, laughing. But I didn't laugh. I was too
If my brother were here, he'd kill them, I said.
Then he hasn't got a sense of humour, replied Mr. Parker; I don't
see how a Duke could have, and be a Duke nowadays; but I guess I
wouldn't mind swopping my sense of humour for a dukedom, all the same.
See here, Lady Betty, you'll get to like our newspapers before you've
been over here a month. They sort of grow on you. They're as
interesting as novels, and almost as true to life.
This isn't true to my life, anyway, I said, not knowing whether I
wanted most to laugh or cry. Oh, Sally, Sally Woodburn, will
anybody believe I said such things as these?
Give the Flashlight to me and let me look, she said. And
when she'd taken the paper, she began to read the stuff that came under
the big headings, out aloud, in her pretty, soft voice.
Yesterday was a blazer, but though it was hot enough on the docks
to roast a coon, when the Big Willie steamed in, that beautiful young
visitor to our shores, Lady Betty Bulkeley, managed to look like the
Duke's daughter and Duke's sister she is, and so far as a mere man
could tell, without the help of patent hair curlers, or other
artificial aids to personal pulchritude.
A daughter of the gods, divinely tall and most divinely fair, she
sat on a throne of ducal luggage, looking queenly in an elegant white
shirt waist, built mostly of holes and eminently suited to her style of
beauty as well as the weather. She also had on a picture hat, which was
superfluous as she would have been a picture without it, and below the
waist she was tailor made.
I think it's most insulting! I broke in. And I was made at home,
all the way down.
But Sally went on: I soon found [writes the representative of
The Flashlight] that the sister of the Duke of Stanforth, one of
Britain's eligibles, preferred to be addressed by her Front name of
Lady Betty. 'I feel more at home,' said she, with a sweet voice, but a
pronounced English accent, 'when I am called Lady Betty. And I want to
feel at home in America, because I expect to be some time with my
friend, Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox, who will show me society over on this
side. I have heard so much about Newport, don't you know? I fancy it
will be too utterly deevy.'
What's deevy? I demanded with scorn.
Oh, that's supposed to be what smart Englishwomen say for divine.
I never heard it, I sneered, much less said it. I'm sure
Mother would consider it quite profane.
Well, do be quiet, child, and listen to what The Flashlight
says you said. 'What opinion have you formed of our society women and
clubmen, on board the Willie?' was the next question.
'I think your ladies are better dressed than ours, and the
gentlemen are just lovely. They don't sit around and wait while we
girls amuse them, they hustle to give us a good time, and they know how
to do it. I shouldn't wonder if I should hate to go home and associate
with lords after being a summer girl in Newport. I don't see now why
American girls go out of their own country to marry.'
'I suppose we shall be seeing your brother, the Duke, over here
'His Grace may come to fetch me back,' replied her ladyship. 'He
has never been to America, but it is one of the desires of his life to
come, and your American beauties had better look out, for he is a gay
young bachelor, and I shouldn't be surprised if he took a fancy to
carry home a Duchess. Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox will entertain him also, and
maybe he will paint some of America red.'
That's all about you, I see, Sally finished up. The rest is about
Cousin Katherine and me. It says we've come back with a touch of the
Piccadilly accent; and it criticises my nose, and the way Cousin
Katherine puts on her hat. It describes this house all wrong, and says
the Newport cottage 'knocks spots' out of Mrs. Van der Windt's cottage.
It also mentions Cousin Potter, and calls him 'one of our Army Dudes.'
But we don't mind, and you mustn't. Everybody reads The
Flashlight, for the sake of the shocks, but nobody believes its
Still, you must have said something to the man, remarked Mrs. Ess
I only said 'No, but' or 'Yes, but,' I insisted. Truly and
truly nothing else. And oh, there was a Bat, too, who tried to
talk to me.
Great Scott! the Evening Bat, chortled Mr. Parker. Look
out for something rich to-night.
Can't he be stopped? I asked.
Might as well try to stop Niagarawith a tin can; the less you
said, the more the Bat will say. But it doesn't matter.
Nobody'll care. Reporters are paid by the yard for imagination;
information's gone out, though I do hear you use it still on your
I was just going to defend information (British) at the expense of
imagination (American), when I remembered that the Army Dudewhich
sounds rather like something you might buy at the Storeshad sent me
up an enormous bouquet of violets as big as a breakfast plate, and that
I'd forgotten to thank him. I did so at once, but it seemed that I had
Violets? he echoed. Must have been some other fellow. I sent you
Oh, then the cards got mixed, I said. I thought the gardenias
were from Mr. Doremus. How kind of you both. I was so surprised to
receive such lovely flowers.
Our American buds are surprised when they don't get them. They
would think it a cold day when they didn't have a slight morning haul
of flowersmust be out of season ones, or they're no usenew novels,
or candy. What do men over on your side of the water do to convince you
girls that they think you're as beautiful as you really are?
I thought for a minute, and then I said that perhaps we weren't as
hard to convince as American girls. I don't know whether this was a
proper answer or not, but, anyway, Mr. Parker laughed, and then began
to plan what we should do for the day.
Say, let's run her over to Coney Island, he said.
Oh, my dear boy! exclaimed Mrs. Ess Kay. Not for anything. The
Duchess would have a fiI mean, she would be horrified.
But when I heard that Coney Island was like a kind of glorified
Margate (which I've never been to, but only heard about) with
switchbacks and all sorts of shows, I said that Mother would consider
it a chapter in the liberal education of a respectable British tourist;
and it was decided that we should dine there. Mrs. Ess Kay had to do a
lot of things before she could go on to Newport, so we were to shop all
the morning, lunch at Sherry's, rest in the afternoon, and spend the
evening at Coney Island. Next day we were to go to West Point, where
Mr. Parker is stationed and stay there all night for a cadet ball.
Just as we had got this programme settled, and were making up our
minds to go out early, while it was cool (we should all have been
lying about with wet handkerchiefs on our foreheads at home, and there
would have been special prayers in church, if it had ever been what New
Yorkers seem to think cool) the butler came in leading by a leash a
perfect angel of a dog, a little French bull, with skin satiny as a
ripe chestnut, and eyes like rosettes of brown velvet, with diamonds
shining through them. He had on a spikey silver collar, fringed on each
edge with white horsehair, and he came trotting into the room with a
high action of his paws, dainty and proud, like a horse that knows he's
on show; and his tiny head was cocked on one side as if he were asking
us to please admire him and be his friends.
I supposed that the little fellow belonged to Mrs. Ess Kay, and that
he was being brought in to bid his mistress good morning, but she said
quite sharply, What dog is that?
He's a parcel, ma'am, said the butler, addressed to Lady Betty
Bulkeley. He was left at the door by a messenger boy, and the label's
on his collar.
In another instant that little live, warm bundle of brindled satin
sewed on to steel wires was in my lap, and it did seem as if he knew
that he was mine. The queerest thing was that he had no note with him.
On the labeljust a luggage label tied on his collarwas my name, in
a strange, but very interesting looking hand, and these words besides:
The Dog is now found. His name is Vivace.
Who has sent it to you, Betty? asked Mrs. Ess Kay; and I
could see by her eyes that she was very curious.
I had just answered, I don't know from Adam, when some words of my
own jumped into my head. I could hear myself saying, I must first find
the dog, and then I knew that the giver of Vivace wasn't Adam. But
luckily I hadn't thought before I spoke, so it was no harm to let it
rest at that; and I just sat and played with my new toy while Mrs. Ess
Kay and her brother jabbered about him excitedly.
It must be Tom Doremus, said she. He's the only man I let you
know well enough on board to take such a liberty.
I thought of another man she hadn't wanted to let me know; but I
rubbed my chin on Vivace's ear, which felt like a wall-flower, and kept
Cheek of Doremus, remarked Mr. Parker. He's a Josher from
wayback. How does he know Lady Betty likes dogs? I should send the
little brute off to the Dogs' Home.
If Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox makes me do that, I shall have to go with
himand stop with him, too, said I. And I almost hated Mr. Parker for
a minute in spite of the walking-stick roses and the snowstorm of
Of course, you shall keep the dog, if you want to, said Mrs. Ess
Kay, unless we find out that he's been sent by someone undesirable,
and then of course the Duchess would expect me to see that you gave him
I feel somehow that we shall never find out, I said, and I
hugged Vivace so hard, without meaning to, that he gave a tiny grunt.
But he didn't mind a bit, and licked my hand with a tongue that was
like a sweet little sample of pink plush.
I was suddenly so happy with my surprise-present that I forgave
America for having imaginative reporters, and wasn't homesick for the
pony or for Berengaria and her puppies, or anything.
Vivace went out with us in the electric carriage, and even Mrs. Ess
Kay had to admire him as he sat straight up in my lap, like a bronze
statue of a dog. He's a thoroughbred, anyhow, she remarked. He can't
have cost a penny less than five hundred dollars, so whoever the
anonymous giver is, he must be a rich man.
I'm rather hazy about dollars, still, but when I heard that, I felt
myself go red. I knew well enough that the giverwho wasn't Adamwas
very far from being a rich man, and I couldn't bear to think that he
had perhaps squandered some hard-earned savings on buying such an
extravagant present for me. But the more I thought of itwhich I did
all the way down to the shopsthe more I thought it impossible that a
man who had been obliged to cross the Atlantic in the steerage would
even have a hundred pounds in the world. Somebody had perhaps given him
the dog from a good kennel, when it was a wee puppy, I said to myself;
but this, though it eased my mind in one way, made the gift seem all
the more pathetic;that that poor, handsome Jim Brett should part with
something he must have loved (for who could have Vivace and not love
him?) to please me. I should have liked to write a note to the
Manhattan Club, where he had told me he was employed, to thank him. But
he had sent the present anonymously, and I felt somehow as if he hadn't
meant or wished me to acknowledge it.
While I was wondering what I should do, the brougham stopped before
a shop even larger than Harrod's or the Army and Navy Stores. There
were lovely things in the windows, things that looked like American
women, and not like English or even French ones, though I couldn't
define the difference if I were ordered to with a revolver at my head.
The petticoats and stockings and belts and lace things and parasols,
and especially blouses, were so perfectly thrilling that my heart began
to beat quite fast at sight of them. I felt as if I must have some
immediately; and when Mrs. Ess Kay said that this was quite a cheap
store, I said to myself that I would do something more interesting
than watch her shopping.
She had to buy handkerchiefs to begin with, for most of hers had
disappeared in the wash at foreign hotels; and Sally wanted veiling.
Those were not interesting to me, because they are necessary; and
necessaries, like your daily bread and such things, are so dull. I said
that I would just wander about a little, as they thought they would be
some time, and we made an appointment to meet in half an hour at what
they called the notion counter. I hadn't an idea what it was, and
didn't like to ask, because I had asked so many questions already; but
I knew that I could get someone to take me there when the half hour was
When you want everything you see, but aren't sure which things you
want enough to buy and how many you can afford, it's less confusing to
prowl alone. Besides, there was an exciting feeling of independence in
strolling about unchaperoned in a shop as big as a village, in a
strange foreign city.
I really did need a sunshade to go with a blue dress of mine,
because my only light one (if I don't count rather a common white
thing) is pink. I saw some beauties, and I wanted to ask the price; but
the attendants,who were girls, with lovely figures and their hair
done in exactly the same flop over their foreheads,were so interested
in talking about a young man they all knew, that it seemed cruel to
interrupt them, especially as I mightn't buy the sunshade in the end.
However, I did venture to speak, in quite a humble voice, by and by,
but the girl couldn't understand a word until I'd repeated everything
twice. A sunshade? Oh, you mean one of these parasawls, she said
then. Excuse me, it's your English accent I didn't quite catch at
first. That one's ten dollars and forty-nine cents, and this is eight
While we were busy doing the dollars into pounds and shillings, we
got quite friendly, for she was a very obliging girl, and didn't bear
me any grudge for interrupting, though her friends were going on with
their conversation and telling such exciting things about the young man
that she must have been dying to listen.
However, my girl hardly paid any attention to them at all, except
just to get mixed up in her answers to me once or twice. She said it
was very difficult to understand English people on account of their not
opening their mouths much when they spoke, and their accent being so
strong. I found this odd, because we always feel as if, the English
language having been started by us, it is Americans who have an accent;
but it seems that a great many people in the States dislike the way we
talk, very much, and consider it extremely affected.
After all the trouble she had taken, I felt dreadfully not to buy
anything of her, but the sunshades were too expensive, though she said
they were marked down. I took a Japanese fan instead, which pops out at
you like a Jack-in-the-box, from a fat red stick; and even that was a
dollar and twenty-five cents when I thought it would be sixpence. On
the way to meet Mrs. Ess Kay and Sally at the notion counter, I
enquired the price of a good many other superlatively beautiful things,
but they were all superlatively high, as well; and by the time a very
dashing young man, who said he was a floor-walker, had steered me to
the notions, I felt as if I were the only cheap thing in the whole
shop. To be sure, there were some embroidered collars and American
flag-headed hat-pins, and flowered muslin wrappers which I could have
had without ruining myself, if I had wanted them. But I didn't; and
what I should like to know is, what does a girl do, if she's poor and
has to live in New York? Mrs. Ess Kay had said the shop was a cheap
shop, so there must be others where even the flowered wrappers and
collars and hatpins are more. And besides, a girl couldn't go through
life dressed entirely in such things. However, judging from the girls I
have seen so far, they are all very rich, except the lower classes; and
of course, it's much simpler to do without things if you can just be
poor and give up to it comfortably, without thinking of appearances,
As soon as I saw the Notion Counter, I knew why they had named it
that; only it would be still more expressive if it were called the
Imagination counter. It was lovely, and looked like thousands of little
Christmas presents spread out for everyone.
There were a great many pretty people buying things at it, and in
most of the other departments where I went with Mrs. Ess Kay and Sally;
but when I admired them, and the sweet blouses they wore, and the way
they carried their shoulders and hips, Mrs. Ess Kay sniffed, and said
there was nobody in New York, now,nobody at all who was worth looking
at, and wouldn't be till October, except those who were just in the
city for a day or two of shopping, like us. When I suggested that these
charming beings in white muslins and summer silks might be here in that
way, she did not think it at all probable.
How can you tell? I asked. They look just as nice as we do.
Indeed, I thought some of them looked nicer, but I've been much too
well brought up to make such remarks as that.
I can tell, because I don't know their Faces, said Mrs. Ess Kay,
decidedly, in a tone that gave a capital letter to her last word, and
yet intimated that the poor, unknown (by her) Things couldn't possibly
be worth a glance.
Now, Mother and Aunt Sophy are rather like that. It's almost
terrible when they say Who Is she? But I shouldn't have
expected it to be the same in America, if Sally hadn't warned me. I
suppose it's quite easy to remember just Four Hundred faces, as you're
sure there will never be any more, even if they have children, because
they're being cut down instead of going up in number.
When we had been for about an hour and a half in the big shop, we'd
finished all we had to do there, and must motor to another farther up,
before meeting Mr. Parker, who was to give us lunch at a place called
Sherry's, at one o'clock. On the way, Sally suddenly exclaimed, Oh,
Cousin Katherine, we must initiate this dear child into the mysteries
of ice cream soda water; and I'm just yearning for some myself,
Huyler's, said Mrs. Ess Kay to her mecanicien, a very young
man with eyes that looked positively ill with intelligence, and a way
of snapping out all right when she spoke to him that would make Stan
sit up with surprise if his chauffeur did it.
Sally said that the nicest oasis in the desert of London was an
American place where you can get ice cream soda water; but I had never
had any, and in the burning heat of the New York morningwhich flung
itself into the shop like a great wave in spite of fierce electric
fansI could have purred in pure delight over the piled up, ice-cold
froth in that tall glass. It tasted like frozen velvet flavoured with
strawberries, and I should have loved to be an ostrich or an anaconda
so that the sensation might have lasted longer.
There were no men in the shop, only women, and so pretty that you
wondered if there were a notice posted up over the door forbidding
plain ladies to enter. Two or three had yellow hair, yellower than
mine, and Mrs. Ess Kay said they were actresses who always came back to
New York in summer to wait for Things to turn up, just as chickens come
home to roost; and that they were supposed to be Resting.
I had always thought that a banana made you feel more as if you had
eaten a large, elaborate dinner than any other one thing possibly
could; but I found that an ice cream soda is even more so; and it was
lucky for us that we had another hour's shopping to do (Mrs. Ess Kay
made it an hour and a half because Potter is only her brother) before
The next shop was even more wonderful than the first, and would have
been a great deal more solemn and dignified, and even conventional, if
the same kind of wooden balls hadn't gone tearing round like mad
squirrels in wire cages over the counters, with people's money shut up
inside them. There were very young youths sitting in tall pulpit
things, who caught the balls on the fly in a sporting way, and did
something to them, but I never could see what, and afterwards sent them
back, with the greenback bills inside turned miraculously into silver
and pretty miniature pennies.
When we got to Sherry's Potter was waiting for us, and looking
cross. I think persons with turned up noses show crossness more easily
than the other kind, and Potter had the expression in his eyes that Vic
has when her shoes are tight and Mother is in a trying mood at the same
time. I shouldn't be surprised if he has a horrid temper, although he
thinks of so many funny things. And though he is so nice to me, he
can't help saying things sometimes which show that he has a prejudice
against England. That seems extraordinary, and shows one how conceited
we English really are; for one is quite accustomed to the idea that
there may be people who don't care for Americans, but it is odd that
Americans may not like us. I suppose it's on a par with the sentiments
in our National Anthem, which when one comes to analyse them, don't
exactly suggest a sense of give and takeor, for that matter, a sense
Confound their politics, frustrate their knavish
tricks, but naturally bless everything in which We are concerned, as
We are certain to be above reproach. I'm afraid that's quite of a piece
with the calm confidence we have in our own superiority, although I
daresay I should never have realised it if it weren't for Mr. Potter
Parker and his perky nose.
It began to be less perky when we were all settled at a table in a
perfectly charming restaurant, the most restful place to eat in that I
ever saw. I can't imagine even a fiend being ill-tempered in it for
long; and it was deliciously cool, as if we had come into a shadowy
green wood after the blazing, brassy glare of the streets.
The big room really was rather like a wood, so the simile isn't
far-fetched;an open space in a wood, ringed round with tall trees
bending their branches low over a still pool. The soothing brown of the
wainscoted walls gave the tree-trunk effect; the great hanging baskets
of ferns and moss that swung from the ceiling were the tree-branches;
and the many round, snow-white tables, with green velvet chairs grouped
closely round them on the polished floor were the water-lilies with
green pads floating on the surface of the pond.
Nearly everything we had for lunch was in a more or less advanced
state of frozenness, from the bouillon, ever so far along to the ices
in the shape of different-coloured fruits, toward the end.
Nevertheless, all of us, except Potter, drank iced water instead of
wine whenever we stopped eating for an instant, or couldn't think of
anything particular to say; and the more we had the more we seemed to
want. There was a kind of iced-water curse upon us.
It has never occurred to Vic or me to lie down in the afternoon,
though she tries to sleep a little sometimes if she's going to a ball.
But when we got home, Mrs. Ess Kay and Sally took it quite as a matter
of course that we would lie down before going to Coney Island to dine
and see fireworks and other things. They were surprised when I didn't
want to, but Mrs. Ess Kay said in that case Potter would entertain me
while they rested. I told her it wasn't necessary, but Potter wanted me
to bet my sweet life that it was just the one Proposition on earth for
him, so he and Vivace and I sat in the fountain court while Mrs. Ess
Kay and Sally went upstairs.
Potter was suddenly a changed man, as soon as he and I were alone
together, becoming exactly what he had been yesterday when I first ran
downstairs, and he introduced himself.
He didn't chaff me about my country, and make fun of our government,
or hint that American men were the only men living who knew how to
treat women, as he seemed to delight in doing when his sister and
cousin were with us. He began by offering to teach me some of his best
slang; but as the lesson went on, it turned out to be rather more like
a lesson in flirtation.
I would have been even more startled than I was, if I hadn't already
had a little experience on board ship, with Mr. Doremus. At home I've
often thought it must be very pleasant to be out, and able to flirt;
but I never had a chance, because, as Vic said, it was her turn first,
and the only young man, not a relation, that I ever talked with alone
was the curate, who would as soon have tried to flirt with a Bishopess
as with one of Mother's daughters.
But I like Mr. Doremus' kind of flirtation almost better than Mr.
Parker's. Mr. Doremus makes you feel as if you were a beautiful young
heroine in a play, and you are almost sorry there is no audience to
applaud the witty things he says, and the smart answers he inspires you
to think of, just as if he were giving you a clue.
Potter is different, and instead of an audience you want a kind of
perpetual chaperon, not a Briareus creature with lots of hands to
It is silly, I know, to blush and simper; but I couldn't think of
anything else to do, Potter was so alarming; and I wouldn't allow him
to tell my fortune by my hand, for it was much too hot. Even if it
hadn't been I shouldn't have wanted my hand held, for I do hate being
touched by anyone I'm not fond of. When I told him that, he said it was
very simple; what I had to do was to get fond of him, and then it would
be all right.
I shan't have time, I said. There'll be too much for me to think
about; and then I shall be going home.
How long does it take an English girl to get fond of a man? said
I told him I didn't know anything about that, as I wasn't out; but I
supposed it depended on the kind of girl.
I guess it depends more on the man, in your climate, doesn't it?
asked Potter. But over here it's sometimes a question of hours, for
both sides. Why, a chum of mine went out to San Francisco on business
which was going to keep him just one day. He met a girl at dinner, fell
in love with her while she was eating her soup, and told her so before
dessert came along. She vacillated over the ice cream, but said yes
with the peaches and pears. Next day they got married and he brought
her back East for a wedding trip.
What did they do about the Banns?
Oh, Americans have done away with Banns since the Revolution, I
guess. When we fellows fall in love we're in a hurry.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure, I quoted primly.
We don't repent. We just get a divorce. It saves worry.
Incompatibility of the affections, or fatty degeneration of the temper,
or something like that. But I don't need to talk of such things to you.
Nobody who got a prize-package like Lady Betty Bulkeley would part with
it while he had a button left on his coat.
I don't see what buttons would have to do with it, I said, but as
I had always been sent out of the room at home directly anyone began
even to mention divorce, I thought I had better go upstairs and dress
for dinner at Coney Island. Mr. Parker begged me not, but I would; and
Vivace barked as if he were under the impression that he was a watch
dog; so thanks to him I got away without trouble.
V. ABOUT WEST POINT AND PROPOSALS
I could hardly have supposed that there were as many people in the
whole world put together, as at Coney Island; and most of them were in
pairs, like the animals on their way to the ark. They all seemed to be
engaged to each other, and delighted with each other's society, or else
married and dreadfully tired of it. Or else they had dyspepsia. Or else
they had brought too many of their children; for they had droves of
very small ones, who bellowed louder than any English children I ever
saw, and tyrannised over their parents in the most unbridled way.
But Coney Island was fun, and I felt more than ever that I was
dreaming; a long, long dream of sands, and huge hotels, and queer
For dinner we ate nothing but fish, of so many different kinds and
some of them so strange, that I almost feared the dream might turn into
a nightmare afterwards. I found the clams rather like olives; you hate
the first, but when you have had three you feel you would like three
dozen; and they are not at all easy to forget.
We went down Under the Sea, and were introduced to horrific
monsters, sailed up and down on switchbacks, which made Mrs. Ess Kay
ill, but she nobly refused to desert me in such surroundingsa state
of mind which made her chin look incredibly square. Eventually, after
many adventures by the way, we arrived at the Moon, and not only got
into the middle of it, but made acquaintance with the inhabitants, none
of whom appeared to be over two feet high, or to have anything to speak
of between their chins and their toes. After that experience, minstrel
shows and concerts, and persons who told your fortunes with snakes, or
ate glass, were rather an anticlimax; still, I enjoyed them all so much
that I was incapable of extreme annoyance when we discovered that
The Evening Bat had an impressionist sketch of me which made me
look like an elderly murderess.
We got back to New York almost indecently late, but in the meaner
parts through which we had to pass on the way to our gorgeousness the
streets swarmed with poor creatures, pallid with heat, evidently
preparing to camp out of doors till morning. It was a strange and
interesting sight, but made me feel guilty when I recalled it
afterwards in my great cool bedroom, with my five different kinds of
Next morning I was waked early to find more presents of flowers in
huge stacks, and to get ready for West Point. I was a little tired from
yesterday, and the dry heat gave me rather the sensation of being a
scientist's field mouse in a vacuum, so that I should have dreaded even
a short journey if we hadn't been making it by water.
It was even better than if we had been ordinary tourists on one of
the big Hudson River boats I had heard about, for we were to travel
luxuriously in a little steam yacht of Potter's, which he calls The
Poached Egg because it can't be beaten. It is not a vulgar yacht, as
one might have thought from the name, but a dainty thing that ought to
have been The Butterfly, Ye White Ladye, or something of that sort.
When I said so, Mr. Parker insisted that he would at once re-christen
her Lady Betty, which would have a prettier meaning than anything
else; and then I was sorry I'd spoken.
I had expected to be disappointed in the river, because nearly
everybody I met on board ship tried to impress upon me that we had
nothing half so good in England; while as for the Rhine, it wasn't a
patch on the Hudson. I even wanted to be disappointed, out of
patriotism or spite, which are much the same thing sometimes; but I
couldn't. I found the Hudson too grand for petty jealousy. It seemed to
me like a great, noble poem, rolling on and on in splendid cadences;
and I have heard some music of Wagner's that it reminded me of,
The hills or mountainsI'm not sure which to call themeven the
Palisades which have been so dinned into my earswere not high enough
to satisfy me at a first glance; but soon I saw that it was their
grouping and their perfect proportion in relation to each other which
made them so exquisite. As we steamed on, along the green and golden
flood, between banks that appeared to fall back in admiration, I began
to love the Hudson so much that I could have shrieked with rage at the
great staring advertisements on hoardings. What can the scenery have
done to Americans, that they should do their best to spoil it? No
wonder most of them come over to see ours, which we have the sense to
let alone, even if it crumbles.
Sally and Mr. Parker laughed at my fury, but I didn't see how they
could take it so calmly. It isn't my scenery, so I don't trouble
myself, said Potter, when I asked why he didn't get up a secret night
expedition to burn or chop down all the hoardings. But I'm sure English
people aren't careless like that. Each person thinks the good of the
whole country is his business; at least one would suppose so by
the way everybody who comes to Battlemead talks politics and affairs of
public interest, morning, noon and night. It seems, though, in America
only policemen and people who live in Washington care about politics
really, except to get benefits for themselves; and it isn't good form
to be too much interested in such things.
Victoria would like this rule, for she has confessed to me that
political questions bore her, and she would much rather be talked to
about love or motoring, or even bridge; but she always reads the
newspapers hard for fifteen minutes while Thompson does her hair, if
she's going out to a big lunch or dinner, so that she will be up in
everything and able to talk brilliantly to members of Parliament, or
stuffy old things in the House of Lords.
I calmed down somewhat after I'd recovered from the first shock of
seeing several islands entirely devoted to insisting that Uneeda
Biscuit, or a Cigar, or some other extraneous thing which you're sure
you don't need in the least, and wouldn't buy even if you did
when it had been forced on you like that. There was so much to admire
that it seemed a shame to fret. Besides, it was soothing to sit on the
yacht's deck under a pale green awning, drinking what I call a lemon
squash, and Potter and Sally obstinately believe to be lemonade. While
Mrs. Ess Kay angrily read nasty paragraphs about herself, and
hilariously about her friends, in a regular highwayman of a paper,
Smart Sayings, Sally Woodburn told me charming legends of the
Hudson; dear old Dutch things, most of them, which had been made into
plays and poems; and I was sorry when we came to West Point at last.
But I wasn't sorry for long. The minute we got on shore at a quaint
little landing shoved incongruously in among beautiful wooded hills,
the most exquisite scents of ferns and trees, and sweet, moist earth
came hurrying down to welcome us. Eton is not more beautiful than West
Point; and as we drove up the hill under an arbour of trees, I saw that
the buildings cleverly contrived to look old and grey and picturesque,
like ours. The elms in a big green square past the top of the hill had
a venerable air, too, so they must have been precocious about growing,
for it doesn't stand to reason that West Point can be as ancient as
Oxford or Eton. But anyway, the elms were there, making an effect that
England couldn't improve on, and there were some grey stone barracks,
and a long line of officers' quarters built of wood and brick. I was
glad that we were to stop with Potter, instead of going to an hotel,
for I did want to see thoroughly what garrison life is like. Potter has
only half a house, though I suppose he's rich enough to buy up all West
Point if it were for sale; but he had got a chum of his, who lives in
the other half, to clear out of his part and give it to us for the day
Vic has been to Aldershot, and even to Malta and Gib. But I never
have, and I never saw any officers' quarters at home, so I don't know
how they compare with American ones. Potter's and his friend's are
exactly like a doll's house turned into a museum. The rooms are tiny,
and most of the furniture is made to fold up; but Stan would be green
with envy if he could see their Persian rugs, and their silver things,
and their dozens of Meerschaums, and their curiosities from all over
I asked Potter what he would do when he was ordered away.
That depends on where I'm ordered, said he. If I don't like the
place, I'll resign, and be a mere cit. It would be easy to get back
again into the Army if there were any fun going.
What kind of fun? I wanted to know.
A war with somebody, of course, said he. Men have the most
extraordinary ideas of fun. But they seem to be alike about that in
England and America. They are never so happy as when they are killing
something or in danger of being killed themselves. I can't imagine how
it would feel to be like that; but I know if they were different we
should hate them. And Potter looked so nice in his soldier clothes
(which he got into while we were making ourselves pretty for lunch)
that I couldn't help thinking it would be a pity for him to leave the
His friend was invited to lunch with us, to make up for sacrificing
his house. He is nicer than Potter, or even Mr. Doremus; but not half
so handsome or brave looking, or with such a charming voice as poor Jim
Brettwho is not, I suppose, a gentleman except by nature; otherwise
he couldn't have been in the steerage.
I thought it was silly to have wire nettings in all the doors and
windows, just to keep away a few innocent midges, until we sat out
after lunch. There is a pleasant balcony with an upstairs and a
downstairs, which Potter and Captain Collingwood call the piazza, and
it would have been delightful sitting there while the men smoked, if
appalling little animals with a ridiculous number of thin, stick-out
legs hadn't come buzzing round us. They were saucy-looking things, got
up in loud suits of black and grey stripes, not in the least like our
quiet, respectable midges at home; and they weren't even honourable
enough to wait until sunset before attacking you. They pricked
horribly, like pins your maid has stuck in the wrong places; and they
had a horrid penchant for your ankles. I was sorry I had
on clocked stockings! And I apologised heartily to Potter for poking
fun at his wire nettings.
Though it was so hot, the air was delicious. It smelt of new-mown
grass and lilies, with a sharp little spicy tang of the thick Virginia
creepers, which made a shadowy green room of the piazza. Birds were
simply roaring with joy in the trees that overhung the house, and
Potter and I almost quarrelled because he would insist that some huge
creatures hopping about on the grass were robins. They would have made
three of ours, and were much more like quails that had spilt strawberry
juice on their breasts.
By and by Captain Collingwood asked if Lady Betty didn't want to go
and see things.
She's booked to me for Flirtation Walk, said Potter, before I
could answer. Three's a crowd there, old chap. On which I regret to
state Captain Collingwood suggested that Potter should teach his own
grandmother something about nourishing herself with an egg diet.
Anyhow, I suppose you don't object to a rearguard for inspection of
camp, and other features of public interest, he went on; and after
some hesitation Potter decided that this would be admissible.
Mrs. Ess Kay and Sally both wanted to lie down (it's strange the
fondness American women have for putting themselves in a horizontal
position in the daytime!) so Mrs. Ess Kay said that she would
commission her brother as chaperon; I needn't be anxious, she assured
me, it was quite comme il faut. As if I would have worried about
a thing like that!
I was delighted to go, because the most interesting groups had been
passing the house, and it was difficult to see all you wanted to
through the veil of creepers, without continually craning your neck.
Tall, brown-faced boys, got up much like glorified Buttons, were
sauntering about, holding sunshades over the heads of girls so young
that they would have been in short frocks with their hair down their
backs, in England. The girls were in white muslin or pale colours, with
charming, floppy Leghorn hats trimmed with flowers; and they looked
like the daintiest, prettiest of French dolls. But I was a great deal
more interested in the youths, who were the cadetsfirst classmen,
Potter said, and would be second lieutenants next year.
I never could take much interest in Eton boys, the few I have seen,
for they look such children that one would be positively ashamed to
bother with them; but the West Point cadets (though one couldn't
exactly take them seriously like regularly grown-up men, perhaps),
fascinated me from the very first glance through Potter's Virginia
creeper. They looked as if they thought a lot of themselves, and the
girls they were with had the air of encouraging them to think it. I
wondered what kind of things they said to girls and secretly longed to
It seems that in summer the cadets leave their barracks and go into
camp, which is a time of year that the girls who visit West Point and
those whose fathers are stationed there, like very much. We had a
glimpse of the tents from the long street of the officers' quarters;
and after we had visited a few technical things in which I was too
polite to show that I was hardly interested, we strolled over to where
we could see the little white pyramids gleaming under the Stars and
I had been afraid that all the cadets would have gone away to
Flirtation Walk, with girls, but to my joy there were plenty left in
camp. On chairs under the trees near by two or three ladies were
sitting with some white-butterfly girls; and a crowd of cadets were
talking to them.
There's a great pal of mine, Mrs. Laurence, said Captain
Collingwood. She would love to know you, Lady Betty. Do you mind if I
introduce you to each other?
See here, that means we shall be hitched up with all that lot of
cadets, Potter objected, quite crossly. What's the good of wasting
I hurried to say that I shouldn't consider it a waste of time, that
I should be delighted to meet Mrs. Laurence, and also a few sample
cadets, if any could be provided for the consumption of an enquiring
Captain Collingwood thought that one or two might be found who would
not object to the sacrifice; and five minutes later I was having more
fun than I had ever had before in my life.
Mrs. Laurence was sweet, and so tactful. She scarcely talked to me
at all, except to ask me how I liked America, and a few of the things
people are obliged to get off their minds when they meet a foreigner;
and then she introduced five cadets.
I was terrified for a minute, because until I left home my whole
(youthful) male experience consisted of one brother, three cousins, and
two curates, dealt with separately and with long sleepy intervals
between. I began to wonder how I could possibly manage five tall youths
at once, and to rack my brains for the right kind of conversation; but
before I should have had time to say knife to a curate, I found
myself chatting away with those cadets as if I had grown up with them.
I never once stopped to think what I should say next, and neither did
Some girls were introduced to me, too, but luckily they didn't seem
to expect me to talk to them much, so I didn't. More and more cadets
kept coming over from camp, and joining our group, and being introduced
in agreeable droves, until I gave up even trying to remember their
There was one, though, in the first batch of five, whose name was
easy to get hold of and keep in mind, because it was Smith. Besides, he
was the best looking of all, which made classifying him a real
The girls who spoke to Mr. Smith called him Captain, perhaps
jokingly, and I asked how he could be a captain and yet a cadet, unless
it meant cricket. Then he explained that the cadets had all the
different grades of officers, from Adjutant and Captain down to
Sergeant, and wanted to know if there were any other questions I would
care to ask. I said that there were, lots, but I wasn't sure if I
I give you a permit, said he, in a military way.
So I began with the buttons. I should like to know why you have so
manyall those rows on your jackets; and it's only the middle row you
seem to use for anything.
We use the others to give away to girls, to remember us by,
answered my cadet. It's forbidden, but that's a detail. Or rather it's
why the girls like to have them.
I stared. None of yours are missing.
Most of 'em are pinned on at present. It's that way with all of us.
Our Plebs sew 'em on for us at night, and use the door for a thimble.
Oh, what are Plebs, if you please? Are you allowed valets?
I guess they call 'em fags in your country. There are a lot of them
lying around. Shall I have some caught and dragged here? They might
squirm a bit, as they aren't used to ladies' society, but
I hastily protested against such a cruel exhibition, and went on
with my questions. I asked what they did in winter, and how long they
had to be cadets, and whether they were in a hurry to be officers.
Not as long as the girls can put up with us as we are, said my
cadet. Some of them even pretend they like us better.
I can quite understand that! I exclaimed. And then they all
laughed, and some of them applauded.
The really important question is, said Captain or Mr.
Smith, whether you are going to be an officers' or a cadets' lady.
I hadn't an idea what he meant, but I remembered Vic's saying that
in the lower middle classes they sometimes call a man's wife his
lady. Perhaps, I thought, the expression had been brought over to the
nicest people in America, in the Mayflower, which they all talk
so much about; for certainly some of the people in her must have
been cooks or in the steerage; there are too many descendants for the
first class passengers alone. After considering for a minute I said in
rather an embarrassed way that I wasn't quite sure yet whether I would
You must be one or the other, you know, or you'll be like the bat
in the fable who was neither bird nor beast, and so was out of all the
fun on both sides. I may be prejudiced, but I advise you to be a
cadets' lady. And you'd better decide now on account of to-night.
To-night? I repeated, puzzled.
Yes, on account of making out your card. Say, Lady Betty, if you
are going in with us, can I make out your card?
Then arose a clamour. It appeared that they all wanted to make out
the cardwhatever it was. I asked if I couldn't have one from each,
but it appeared that you couldn't do that. My cadet had spoken first,
so he said that he would do it; but the others could give me
bell-buttons and chevrons, and decorate fans for me instead.
Do you like hops, Lady Betty? enquired a perfect pet of a cadet,
who looked like a cherub in uniform.
Hops? I wondered why he should ask me such an irrelevant question,
but I answered as intelligently as I could. I don't know much about
them. I think they're graceful, but I don't like the smell.
He looked petrified. The smell?
Yes. It makes one sleepy.
I guess we won't give you much chance to be sleepy to-night, said
he, at our hop.
Then I understood. But what a funny thing to call a ball; a hop!
They explained, too, when they saw how stupid I was, that you were
an officers' lady if you danced with them, and walked with them, and
flirted with them, and didn't bother with cadets; or vice versa. Then I
decided at once that I would be a cadets' lady, though I was sorry I
had only one night to be it in. They were sorry, too, and showed their
sorrow in so many nice ways that I enjoyed myself immensely, and quite
saw how nice it must feel to be out, if you are a success. They wanted
to draw lots for which cadet should take me to Flirtation Walk, but I
said I had to go with Mr. Parker.
He must have been listening from a distance, (though he ought to
have been talking with a pretty girl who had no hat,) for he came up to
me at once, and announced that it was time to go now. He rather put on
airs of having a right to tell me what I must do, and I didn't like it
much, especially before those dear cadets, but it would have been
childish to make a fuss. Besides, I was his guest.
I went, like a disagreeable lamb sulking on its way to the
slaughter; but, thank goodness, I was engaged already for nearly all
the dances, and most of them had to be split in two; there were so many
cadets for them. (I think, by the by, I shall try to get Stan to take
me to Sandhurst some day, to see if it is at all like West Point, and
whether they have hops.)
Potter made fun of the cadets, and called them white meat, and
little things that got in the way; but when I asked a straight
question he had to confess that he had been one himself only six years
ago. I was twenty-two when I graduated, he said. One of the youngest
men in my class. Which was the same as telling me that he is
twenty-eight now. Ten years older than I am! It makes him seem quite
Somehow, although he is so nice to me in most ways, he stirs me up
to feel antagonistic, as though I wanted to contradict him, and not
like things that he likes; and I believe it is the same with him about
me, for I make his eyes look angry very often. I felt he was
disappointed because I admired the cadets so much, and had promised so
many dances, and I was in a mood to tease him. But I fancy he isn't the
kind who would take teasing well; and the scenery he was showing me was
so beautiful that presently I resolved to be good.
We saw Kosciusko's monument, and I would insist upon his telling me
things about Kosciusko himself, though Potter didn't seem to think him
important; and then we began winding our way along a most exquisite
path overhanging the river, always shadowed by trees. Sometimes it was
cut through a green arbour, with a light like liquid emeralds;
sometimes it ran high on the rocks; sometimes it dipped down close to
the water; but invariably there was just enough room for two, and no
more, to walk side by side.
We met several couplescadets and girls; young officers and
girls;sauntering or sitting down close together in out of the way
places. But by and by we seemed to have passed beyond the inhabited
zone. Then Potter asked me if I were not tired from so much walking,
and if I wouldn't like to rest. I said no, and he promptly pretended to
be done up, which I thought very silly; but of course I had to sit down
by him on a rock with a green, moss-velvet cushion.
This is what I've been longing for all day, said he.
I hadn't; and I was thinking about the cadets. But I agreed that it
Yes, it is, he answered, looking at me. I never saw anything so
pretty. Say, Lady Betty, you're an awful flirt.
I did open my eyes at that. A flirt! I exclaimed. I never had a
chance to try being it.
I guess you don't need to try. There's some things girls like you
are born knowing. I've been miserable all the afternoon. Couldn't you
see my agony?
I didn't notice, said I.
Ah, that's the trouble. You weren't thinking of me. Of course, I
oughtn't to have cared for those little boys, (some of them were
inches taller than he) but I couldn't help it. I kept saying inside,
'This is a foretaste of what I've got to suffer when she's staying with
Katherine at The Moorings.' I don't know when I've been so unpopular
with myself. I don't see how I'm going to get along unless you'll be
nice to me; right now.
I am nice to you, I said. As nice as I know how to be.
I could teach you to be a lot nicer. Say, Lady Betty, let me, won't
His eyes, though they are such a pale blue, had that silly, melting
look in them that my cousin Loveland's have when he talks to me. Let
you do what? I asked, almost snappishly, for a person sitting in such
a lovely place.
Teach you to like me. I fell all over myself in love with you the
first minute I saw you.
Day before yesterday! I exclaimed. What nonsense. You're poking
fun at me. I don't believe in love at first sightat least, I don't
think I do. Anyhow, nobody could fall in love with me in that
Couldn't they, though? That's all you know about it, then. All
Americans will fall in love with you like that, and it's just what I
want to guard against. I want you to be engaged to me before you go to
Newport. Then I shall feel kind of safe.
Dear me, are you really proposing, and it isn't in joke? I asked.
I do wish you wouldn't.
Would I propose to Lady Betty Bulkeley in joke? he reproached me.
The idea of proposing to any girl when you've only seen her three
What did I tell you about my friend in San Francisco? I was working
slowly up to this, even then.
Yes, very slowly. I think I've shown a great deal of patience.
American girlsthe beauties, I meanare quite hurt if a fellow
doesn't propose somewhere along in the first day or two. They think he
can't appreciate their real worth, and that he deserves what he gets if
some other chap walks away with them. Now, I'm not going to sit still
on my perch and see anything else walking off with you.
I couldn't help laughing. I'll call for help if I think there's any
danger, said I; but I can't promise more than that. I didn't come
over to America to pick up a husband.
He looked at me rather queerly when I said that, almost as if he
thought I had come for that express purpose, and was trying to conceal
it. But, of course, he couldn't be so horrid as to suppose such a thing
really, and I must have imagined the strange expression. If he only
knew, I came away so that another girl might be sure to get a husband,
and I'm not allowed to go back until he has been got.
They're just growing around on blackberry bushes and in strawberry
patches for you to pick and choose, said Potter, and that's what
worries me. I'm a wildly jealous fellow. I've got two month's leave so
as to be with you at Newport, and I tell you I shall see a bright,
beautiful crimson, if too many dudes come fooling around the shanty.
Say, won't you just play we're engaged, anyhow, and see how you
But now I was really cross, and wouldn't hear a word more of such
nonsense, so I jumped up, and he had to scramble up, too.
If you've really proposedwhich I doubt said I, you must
please understand that you've been formally refused. But I forgive you
because I believe you must have been chaffing, and because it's my
first proposal; so at all events I can't die without having had at
least one. Now, do be sensible and take me back, or I shall have to
find my way alone,or else ask a strange cadet to pilot me.
That threat found a vulnerable spot; and he was not half bad on the
way homeperhaps no worse than the name of the Walk allowed.
I was a good deal excited about the ball, as it was my very first.
Sally Woodburn had looked at my things, and told me what to bring. Not
that it was a hard choice, for I have only four frocks with me, in
which I could go to a dance. The one Sally wanted me to wear at West
Point is a little white thing, of embroidered India muslin. Thompson
made it after one of Vic's, and it is a rag compared to Sally's and
Mrs. Ess Kay's gorgeous things. But when Sally had done my hair in a
new way, (they had left Louise behind, as there was no room for her),
and fastened round my throat a lovely string of pearls she brought on
purpose, I looked quite nice.
The hop was in a great big room which the cadets use for something
or other, I forget what; and it was decorated with quantities of
American flags. There were lots of girlsthe youngest things! hardly
any of them could have been outbut there were even more men; counting
officers and cadets, at least two for each girl.
The card which my particular cadet had talked about making for me,
was a programme, with all the dances and the men's names, and
illuminations which he had put on himself. It was beautiful, and I told
him that I would always keep it. I danced every dance, with two
partners for each, and there was a cotillion afterwards with favours to
remind the girls who got them, of West Point; little flags, and
buttons, and bits of gold lace; but I was very lucky, for some of the
friends I had made in camp had smuggled me special things, and I shall
have quite a collection of sergeant's stripes and corporal's chevrons,
belt buckles and beautiful bright bell-buttons with initials scratched
I don't believe Vic had half so much fun at her first ball as I had
at mine, although hers is so many seasons ago now that I can't remember
what she said about it. I was only a little girl then, and she wasn't
in the habit of telling me things, as she is now.
Although I didn't get to bed till after two, I was up early next
morning, because I had promised my best cadets that I would be at
morning parade, or whatever they call it, to say good-bye. Sally went
with me, and it was quite an affecting parting. I shall never forget
those dear boys if I live to be a hundred, though I can't remember any
of their names, as after all I lost the card I meant to keep always.
VI. ABOUT THE PARK AND LOVE STORIES
All the preparations that Mrs. Ess Kay had to make for Newport kept
us two more days in New York; and it was terribly hot, but I was not
sorry to stay, because we did so many amusing things.
Mr. Doremus was detained tooby his tailor, he saidso we saw a
good deal of him, as Mrs. Van der Windt had left for her Newport
cottage. We did go to a roof garden entertainment, after all, and it
was most fascinating, but quite without the feeling that you might fall
off, which I had expected to have. I saw the moon coming up, and
gilding thousands of roofs, and I couldn't help wondering which was the
roof of that club where poor, handsome Jim Brett was employed; though
of course it was impossible to speak of him to anyone except Vivace.
We lunched one day at an enormous and very fashionable red brick
hotel called the Waldorf-Astoria, and went into a Turkish Room, and had
delicious things to eat in a beautiful restaurant, which had not at all
an out-of-season air, though Mrs. Ess Kay said that most of the
well-groomed looking people whom I suspected of being leaders of the
Four Hundred were only trippers. I do wonder, by the way, why one
always has an innate sense of contempt for trippers, and longs to be
sniffy and show one's own superiority? We must all be trippers
somewhere and sometimes, or we would never see anything of the world;
indeed I suppose I am by way of being a tripper now. But one never
seems to regard one's self in such a light, or imagine that anybody
else could be so undiscerning.
I hadn't known that a hotel could be as big as the Waldorf-Astoria,
though Mrs. Ess Kay says there are several just about as large in New
York, and she has heard there are one or two in Chicago, but she thanks
Heaven she doesn't know anything personally about that. When she
made this remark I remembered what Sally had told me in confidence
about Mrs. Ess Kay's life before she began to qualify for the Four
Hundred. But of course I did not make any allusion to the subject, for
fear it was a skeleton in her closet. And Sally says that
well-regulated Chicago people think New York a one-horse place compared
to their town, which is really wonderful and most interesting, as I
shall find out if I see it. I wish I could, but I suppose I shan't, as
I came over to visit Mrs. Ess Kay, not to do sight-seeing.
The second day after we came back from West Point, as I went
downstairs the first thing in the morning, I heard Mrs. Ess Kay at the
telephone, which is in a little room, along a corridor off the fountain
She was having a long conversation with someone, laughing and
chatting just as if she were talking to a visitor; and presently my
name came in. Yes, Lady Betty Bu, no, not pronounced that way, my
child. As if it were spelt B-U-C-K-, yes, that's right. Such a pretty
girl, a perfect dear. I expect the men will be wild about her at
Newport. Potter raves over her. Ha, ha, ha! Do you think so?
Well, perhaps. I've known stranger things to happen. No, it's not her
father, but her brother, who's the Duke; awfully good-looking. I wish
he could have come too. But you see Sally wouldn'tyou know what Sally
is. No, she's never got over that old affair. Southern women are so
romantic. Yes, I'll bring dear little Betty with me if it won't tire
Then I began to think I ought to let her know I was there, for one
hates to eavesdrop. So I yelled at the top of my lungs that I was in
the hall, waiting to go to breakfast, and couldn't help hearing every
word she said. However, she didn't mind a bit, and called to me to come
into the telephone room.
I'm talking to a friend of mine who has just been moved back to her
own apartment after getting over appendicitis, she explained. Poor
thing, she's such an indefatigable society woman, and she does so hate
being stuck in the city at this season. I've just been promising to run
in and see her this afternoon, and I'd like to take you if you'll go.
She'd love to see you. I'll introduce you now by 'phone.
With that, she began to chat into the thing again, in a chummy sort
of way which seemed quite uncanny, as I have always looked upon a
telephone as an official kind of machine which you prepared for with
fasting and prayer, and only had recourse to when strictly necessary
for important business. Here's Lady Betty, said Mrs. Ess Kay. I'm
going to introduce you. Now, Betty, take hold of the
Oh, I can't. I don't know how. I never did, I objected, feeling as
if she were going to force me into taking gas against my will.
She would have me try, so I did, as it's very difficult to oppose
Mrs. Ess Kay even in the smallest thing. But I couldn't hear a word,
only a horrid buzzing, so she had to let me off, and just tell me that
the lady we were to call on was Mrs. Harvey Richmount Taylour.
If you're going to stay long in America, you'll have to get used to
the 'phone, said she. We do half our shopping, and some of our
calling, and make about all our appointments that way. If we didn't,
there'd be more cases of nervous prostration than there are, and
goodness knows there are enough now, even since Blue Rays have come in.
Many love affairs are carried on practically entirely by 'phone, and
I've heard that in case of necessity, marriage ceremonies can be
performed by it.
How about divorces? I asked. And I was quite serious, but Mrs. Ess
Kay didn't seem to think the question worth an answer. So she switched
off her friend, and rang up two or three tradespeople of whom she
ordered scent, and chocolates, and some new books, and told a manicure
to call. Then we went in to breakfast.
It appears that the manicure person is a great catch, and you are
very lucky to get him without making an appointment long beforehand. He
does things to your feet, too, though I dared not ask what; and Mrs.
Ess Kay intended to stop in for him all the morning.
While she was talking about this, Sally was glancing over letters,
and there was one in which she seemed particularly interested. She
looked up from it suddenly, when Mrs. Ess Kay said she was not going
out, and exclaimed, Oh, then I may have Betty. How nice, I do so want
to show her the Park.
I'll go with you, Potter broke in quickly, but Sally shook her
No, I want her to myself, thank youjust for this once.
Potter looked cross, but said no more, and it was arranged that
Sally and I should start in about an hour. Mrs. Ess Kay thought we
ought to get off at once, as it would be cooler; but for some reason
Sally did not like that idea. Meanwhile, she ran out herself on an
errand, but did not offer to take me.
Even people who have absolutely nothing to do except to amuse
themselves appear to like waking up and having breakfast much earlier
than we do. This morning, as usual, we had finished breakfast by half
past nine, and by a quarter past ten Sally had come back to fetch
Vivace and me for our walk.
I hadn't yet been shown Central Park. Mrs. Ess Kay said it was
horrid out of season; but Sally didn't agree with her; and I thought it
lovely, more like the Bois de Boulogne than our Park, and yet with an
extraordinary individuality of its own. There were only a few people of
our sort, riding or driving, but lots of children were playing about,
and it was wonderful that the trees and grass and flowers could have
kept so fresh through such tremendous heat. I'm sure if we had weather
like that in England the whole vegetable kingdom would go on strike.
Whether it was the beauty of the Park, or whether it was something
in herself, I don't know, but Sally Woodburn was in a sentimental mood.
She is generally full of fun, in her soft, quiet little way; but this
morning she was all poetry and romance. She quoted Tennyson, and
several modern American poets, whose names I was ashamed to say I
didn't even know, as their verses seemed charming; and when she had
found a certain narrow, shady path which she had been looking for,
suddenly she said, Let's talk about love. What do you think about
I don't know anything about it yet, except from books, said I.
Mother doesn't like my reading modern novels much, and we haven't many
in the library, for Vic reads French ones and hides them. But there are
other books besides novels that tell about lovesome heavenly ones.
I should think there were, said Sally. But I didn't ask you what
you knew; I asked what you thought. Have you ever thought about
what it would be like to be in love?
Yes, I had to admit, shamefacedly, for as she is not a man,
luckily it wasn't necessary to tell a fib. Have you?
I know, once for all, said Sally, in a changed voice. That
is why I wanted to talk about it to you, before you really begin life
over here. Perhapsit depends on your opinions of loveI'll tell you
my little story. I don't tell it to people. But maybe I will to you,
this morning. We shall see.
Is it a sad story, dear? I asked.
Yes. It's sad.
Perhaps it may end well yet, though, I tried to comfort her.
Sally shook her head. It can't, in this world. And the saddest part
of all is that it was my own fault. But I didn't understand the
relative value of things when I lost the one thing in the world
that can make real happiness for a woman. I should like you to
understand them while you still have time.
And I should love to hear your story, if it won't make you too sad
thinking of it, I said.
Oh, I am always thinking of it. It's never really out of my mind
for a minute. It's there, you know, like an undertone; just as when you
live near the sea, there's always the sound of the waves underlying
every other sound, though you mayn't be listening for it.
Then tell me, I said.
Not yet. I haven't asked you the questions yet, which will show me
when you answer them, whether you need to hear the story or not. Could
you imagine yourself marrying without first being in love?
No-o, I said thoughtfully. Not when it really came to it.
But Vic says that's all nonsense; that no woman, no matter how much she
thinks herself in love, ever stops in love with her husband. The thing
is to marry a man who will let you do as you like; and of course he
must be rich.
Sally sighed. Well, dear, she's your sister, and I'm just nothing
to you at all, but I'd like to tell you to forget about her advice, and
not care whether a man is rich or poor, or even well born, if only he's
made himself a gentleman, body and heart and soul, and is strong
and clever enough to take care of you.
The minute she said that, the image of Jim Brett rose up before my
eyes. I think, though he is poor, and perhaps of humble birth, that the
girl he marries will be happyand well taken care of.
You'll hear a lot of talk about money at Newport, she went on,
too much. Among some of the people you'll be with, money's of more
importance than anything else. Two or three rich young men are certain
to ask you to marry themvery nice fellows they may be, and they will
show you heaps of attentionall those that Cousin Katherine will let
come near youand as you're so young and inexperienced, you may lose
your head a little bit. But do remember that losing your head and being
flattered and amused, isn't falling in love. A man must be able to make
you love him for himself, and that self must be worth loving; for
nothing else is any good in the end. And now I'll tell you my
storyjust in a few wordsbecause it will give you something to think
I'm thirty-two now. When I was nineteena year older than youI
cared for a man, and he for me. We cared for each otherterribly. But
he was poor; and not only that, he came from people whom mine looked
down upon. We loved each other so much, though, that I would have
married him in spite of all; but my relations thought it would ruin my
life, and they advised, and persuaded, and implored and insisted, until
I was weak enough to give the man up. They took me to Europe, and
because I had some money an Italian prince we met in Rome wanted to
marry me. They almost argued me into consenting, and though they didn't
quite, the news went home to Kentucky that I was engaged. The man I
really lovedloved dearly all the time, though I was trying to forget
himbelieved it. Why shouldn't he, since I'd given him up for the
reasons I had? He was Catholic, and he went into a monastery we have in
Kentucky, and became a monk. No one ever wrote to me about it. All my
friends thought the less I heard of him the better. And two years
later, when I went back homenot engaged, and thinking in my
heart that there was, and always would be, only one man for me in the
worldit was to learn that that man had taken the final vows which
would separate him from earthly love for ever.
Oh, Betty, you don't know what I suffered. I'd been saying to
myself that when I saw him againas I meant toI would know by his
eyes at the first glance whether he still cared as much as ever, and if
he did, I would ask him to marry me. But I never saw him again,
except with the eyes of my heart; and I always see him so. Not an hour
passes that I don't see him so.
You poor darling! I exclaimed. And there was a note in her voice
that made my eyelids sting. How little I guessed. And you seem so
cheerful and even merry.
One isn't in the world to be a wet blanket, said Sally. Besides,
one isn't actively miserable every minute, for years, because one has
thrown away one's chance of real happiness. One gets along contentedly
enough, except in the bad hours, when, instead of being a mild grey,
the world is ink-black. But I haven't told you this to get sympathy,
dear. It hasn't been quite easy telling, for I don't talk much about
the deep-down things in myself. I've told you in the hope that you'll
remember me, and my wasted years, if your chance comes to be
happyeven if it should be a chance which you think, in a worldly way,
wouldn't be prudent, or what your people would like. People have no
right to try and order our lives, no matter how near they may be to
us. It's we who have to live our lives, not they.
For a minute we were both silent; and then Sally said quietly, as if
she were glad to speak, Here comes someone we've seen before. Do you
recognise him? And shall you bow?
Vivace gave such a leap that his leash, which I'd been holding
carelessly, was jerked out of my hand. It was my brown man who was
My face did feel red! Vivace was making such a fuss over him, that
Sally could hardly help guessing whose the dog had been before he was
mine. But I made the best of it. Of course I recognise him, and of
course I shall bow, said I. He was very kind to me on the
dock, when I was at letter B.
Sally didn't make any remark about Vivace's capers, though by this
time he was wagging all over with joy at his master's feet, and jumping
up to his knees. I was grateful to her.
In another moment we three had met, in the shady path, far away from
everybody else, and Vivace began running back and forth between his
master and me, as if he wanted to make us good friends, and not hurt
either of our feelings.
How do you do? said I, holding out my hand. What a coincidence,
meeting you here. And my dear little dog that somebody sent me,
does seem to take an extraordinary fancy to you, doesn't he?
Mr. Jim Brett laughed, and kept his hat off, which made him look
very nice with the dappling green and gold light waving over his thick,
short black hair, and his forehead, which is whiter than the rest of
He had on better clothes than he had worn on shipboard, but they
were blue serge, with the air of having been bought ready made at a
cheap shop. In spite of them, however, he looked very handsome, and
every inch of him a gentleman. I don't think many men, even in Stan's
set, could wear those badly-cut things and look as he did in them,
though he does have to travel in the steerage.
I asked Sally if I might introduce Mr. Brett to her, and she said
yes, and smiled up so sweetly that I was delighted, because, for all
her talk about Nature's noblemen, I felt I didn't know her well enough
to be quite sure how she would take it. But she talked to him
charmingly, and complimented him upon his bravery on shipboard. Every
one of us admired you for it, she said, and I'm very glad to meet you
Mr. Brett thanked her, and of course said how pleased he was, too.
I am taking a holiday, he added, looking at me. I was glad to hear
that, because, seeing him out at this time, the thought had occurred to
me that he might have lost his employment at the club. But I only
answered that it was a lovely day for a holiday, and that I didn't
believe he could find a better place to spend part of it than in
Have you fed the squirrels yet? he asked.
Oh, no, can one do that? I exclaimed. I should love it.
May I go and get some peanuts? he said to Sally.
Do, she said, in her pleasant, friendly way, which was just as
nice for him as it had been for Stan, or nicer. We will go on to the
wistaria arbour and wait for you. There are always lots of squirrels
Vivace broke away from me again and followed him, but still Sally
seemed to take no notice. That's certainly a very handsome fellow,
she said, and we can be sure that he's worthy to be trusted, because
the wrong sort of men don't jump overboard at sea to save the lives of
children they don't know. That is why I feel perfectly safe in being
nice to him, and letting you be nice. I reckon he is a Southern man.
How can you tell? I asked.
Oh, a little by that good-looking brown face of his, perhaps, but
more by his way of speaking. You English people lump us all together,
for our 'American accent,' but we can tell whether a person is from
Massachusetts, or New York, or Illinois, or Kentucky, and so on, just
as you know Devonshire from Lancashire.
The wistaria arbour, which we soon reached, was like a fairy bower
hung with thousands of amethyst lamps, burning perfume instead of oil;
and the moment we sat down a troop of the fairy residents, cleverly
disguised as grey squirrels, with adorable little faces, began
excitedly to talk us over. With heads on one side, they criticised our
features, our dresses, our hats, and finally approved of them so far as
to decide that we were creatures they might know. They stole nearer, by
twos, by fours, then raced away again, grey and soft as undyed ostrich
feathers, blown by the sweet-smelling breeze, when they saw my brown
man coming back with Vivace.
I was afraid that Vivace would make a dash and frighten them, but he
evidently knows how to treat squirrels as equals, not as edibles, for
he behaved himself like the little brindled gentleman that he is.
Gravely he looked on as Mr. Brett produced six small, brown paper bags,
crammed full of the most extraordinary objects. They looked something
like wood carvings of unripe bean pods, but it appeared that they were
peanuts. They smelt good, rather like freshly-roasted coffee, and when
you shelled them out of their woody pods, they were large, fat beads,
covered with a thin brown skin. I couldn't help feeling as if I had
known Mr. Brett for a long time, as he sat by us on the bench under the
wistaria, helping Sally and me feed the squirrels, and shelling peanuts
for us to eat, too. I do believe there must be something special about
peanuts, which gives you a homey sort of feeling, if you share them
with people. They form a sort of bond of good fellowship, and I can't
fancy ever being prim with a man, after you had eaten peanuts with him.
Mr. Brett didn't tell us much about himself, but from the few things
he did tell, I gathered the impression that he has led an open-air,
adventurous sort of life. He showed that he knows a great deal about
horses, and I rather hope he has been a cowboy, like The Virginian,
in a delightful book I have found in Mrs. Ess Kay's library; indeed, I
imagine the hero of that story must have looked like Jim Brett. It is a
Sally and he talked about books; he spoke about some college in the
West where he had been, and I was glad that he was a University man;
though why I should care I don't know. Anyway, Stan would be at sea,
and floundering, in the subjects which my brown man of the steerage and
Sally Woodburn discussed while the squirrels frisked about their
shoulders. But then, Stan doesn't care to talk for too long about
anything except hunting, or shooting, or polo, or motoring;not even
bridge, at which Vic says he loses a great deal of money.
We stopped in the wistaria arbour for more than an hour, as I knew
by my bracelet watch, when Sally said suddenly we must gothough I
hadn't dreamed till then that we had been half as long. I shook hands
with Mr. Brett for good-bye, and so did Sally; but nobody spoke about
our meeting again, as perhaps we should if he were in Mrs. Ess Kay's
set. It seemed very sad, and irrevocable, somehow, and I had a heavy
sort of feeling that life can be full of hard things.
His eyes looked wistful, and I said what I couldn't have said to a
man of my own rank. I've kept those roses you sent me by that dear,
funny little black boy, all this time in water, and they are fresh
still, though a lot of others I have had since are faded, I told him;
and in that mood I didn't care whether Sally heard or not.
The brown man's face flushed up, and the wistful look in his eyes
brightened into something which I felt was gratitude for my rather
silly speech. I think those roses will hate to die, he said.
Perhaps I shall press them in a book, I answered, to remind me of
my first hours in America.
Then we parted, and there was a fuss with Vivace, who had to be
taken up in my arms, or he would have choked himself with his collar,
in his desperate struggles to get free. He whimpered even then for a
few minutes, but soon he was comforted, and visibly made an effort to
content himself with the fact that he was my dog.
I set him down on the ground, and Sally and I walked on together
without speaking. But at last she said, Penny for your thoughts,
I was wondering aboutclass distinctions in America? I answered.
I thinkoh, I do think it's very silly of you to have any at
all. I always supposed, till I knew you and Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox, that
one person was considered just as good as another in America. And it
ought to be like that, in a new country, where you haven't an
We have two aristocracies, said she. We go one better than you,
for you have only one. We have our Old Families (maybe they wouldn't
seem very old to you) and we have Wealth. They both think as much of
themselves as your aristocracy doesand mighty little of each other.
I could understand an aristocracy of brains, in a land like
America, I went on, quite fiercely, but it's no good breaking off
from the old country at all if you're to hamper yourselves with
anything else. Now if I hadn't heard Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox and Mrs. Van
der Windt talking, I should have supposed that in America a man like
Mr. Brett, for instance, could be received anywhere. As it is, I
supposeno, nobody could despise him. For myself, I'm proud to
know such a brave man. Butbut of course we're not likely to meet him
again, are we?
In Society? laughed Sally. Poor fellow, it doesn't look much like
it now, does it? Though I believe he's a man in a thousand, and worth
six of any of those that Cousin Katherine will let you knowcounting
Potter, though he is my relative.
It seems a pity, I said, with a sigh for the mistakes of the whole
What's a pity?
Oh, I hardly know. Everything. Isn't it?
Yes. And I'm sure that's what our poor, handsome friend is
Do you suppose heminds?
I reckon he would like to go on being acquainted with you, Betty,
and have the chances of other men. You're not an unattractive girl, you
knowor maybe you don't know. And he's human. I have a sort of idea
he'll try and make some change in his way of life, so that it may be
possible to meet you again.
When Sally said this, I had the oddest sensation, like a prickling
in all my veins. I longed to ask her if she were joking, or if she
really did think that Jim Brett was enough interested in me to take so
much trouble. But the words came only as far as the tip of my tongue,
and stuck to it as if they had been glued there.
VII. ABOUT SKY-SCRAPERS AND BEAUTIFUL
In the afternoon Mrs. Ess Kay and I in our thinnest muslins went out
in the motor. We whizzed up Fifth Avenue for several blocks (as she
called them), turned into an expensive-looking side street and stopped
before one of the most enormous buildings I ever saw in my life. It
seemed only half finished, for the steel columns of its skeleton were
still visible around the ground floor and the street before it was
still cluttered with bricks and boards and rubbish. In the hallway men
were working like active animals in an immense cage. Suddenly from
amongst them I saw emerge a beautifully dressed little girl foaming
with lace frills, led by a trained nurse in a grey and white uniform.
They were actually being let out of the lift, which had swooped down
with appalling swiftness, by a man in livery.
Good Heavens, I exclaimed, what a queer place for a child and its
nurse to be in.
My dear girl, they live there, said Mrs. Ess Kay rather
scornfully. That is Mrs. Harvey Richmount Taylour's little Rosemary
with her nurse.
People live on top of those poles like Jack in a beanstalk! I
exclaimed. How appalling.
As I looked through the hallway up sprang the lift once more, fierce
and swift as one of the rockets which I used as a child to be afraid
might strike the angels. A minute of suspense and it swooped down again
with two girls in it. I felt as if it were a thing I oughtn't to be
seeing somehow; it was so much like spying on the digestive apparatus
of a skeleton.
You see, explained Mrs. Ess Kay, the Taylours and other people
were frightfully anxious to get in. The rest of the building will be
finished soon, and this is going to be one of the swellest apartment
houses in New York.
This an apartment house! cried I, thinking of the dull streets in
London, where almost every door has Apartments printed over it in
gilt letters, or else hanging crooked and dejected on a card. But,
ohperhaps you mean it's flats.
For goodness sake, don't say 'flats' to Margaret Taylour,
exclaimed Mrs. Ess Kay, marshalling me into the mammoth skeleton. Over
here, only common people live in flats; our sort have 'apartments.'
It's just the other way round with us, I explained. Those who
have flats would be furious if you said they lived in apartments.
You English are so quaint in some ways, remarked Mrs. Ess Kay, and
though I didn't answer, I was surprised. It's all well enough for us to
think Americans odd, and we are accustomed to that, for everybody says
they are; but that they should think our ways comic does seem
extraordinary, almost improper.
By this time we were in the lift, which shut upon us with a vicious
snap, and then tossed us up towards the roof of the world. I do hope
one doesn't experience the same sensation in dying; though in that case
it would be worse going down than up.
Before I had time to do more than gasp, we were at the top; and as
we waited for an instant outside Mrs. Harvey Richmount Taylour's door,
I should have liked to pinch my cheeks lest my fright had left me pale.
Vic has a friend who lives in a flat near the Park for the Season,
and once I was taken there. I thought it quite beautiful, but though
the friend's a Countess and very rich, the flat is poor compared with
this topheavy nest of Mrs. Taylour's.
In a white drawing-room where the only spots of colour were the
rosesmasses of pink roses in gold bowlsa Madonna-like being was
reclining in a green and white billow of a lace tea gown, on a white
sofa. She held out both hands to Mrs. Ess Kay, and looked at me,
apologising for not getting up.
When you come to examine her, the only thing really Madonna-like
about Mrs. Harvey Richmount Taylour is her way of doing her hair. It's
parted in the middle, and folds softly down in brown wings on either
side of rather a high forehead, white enough to match her drawing-room.
She has gently curved eyebrows, too; but under them her dark eyes are
as bright and sharp as a fox-terrier's. She has pale skin, red lips,
and thin features, with a stick-out chin, cut on the same pattern as
Mrs. Ess Kay's though it isn't as square yet, because she is years
youngerperhaps not more than twenty-eight.
Mrs. Ess Kay introduced us, in a more precise way than we have at
home, and Mrs. Taylour said that she was very happy to meet me, which I
should have thought particularly kind, if I hadn't found out that it's
a sort of formula which Americans think it polite to use.
She talked to me a good deal, and wanted to know how I liked
America, of course; I was sure she would do that.
Then Mrs. Ess Kay explained that I was interested in her apartment
being up so high, and thought her plucky to live in it before the house
was finished. This amused Mrs. Taylour very much.
We are just thankful to be in it, she said. I was tired out with
housekeeping, the servant question is too awful.
I see you've a trained nurse-maid for Rosemary, said Mrs. Ess Kay.
We met them going out.
Isn't Rosemary a pet? Mrs. Taylour asked me, as if she were
speaking of somebody else's little girl.
Sweet, I said. Has she been ill?
No. Do you think she looks delicate?
It was the hospital nurse I began; but Mrs. Taylour laughed.
Oh, I suppose that would strike you as funny. But we often
have them for our children. We poor New York women have so much to do
socially, we have to be relieved of all feeling of
responsibility, if we don't want to come down with nervous prostration.
I shall hang onto this same nurse for years if she'll stay; she's so
good, and only ten dollars a week. When Rosemary grows up and comes
out, she will be her maid, you know, Lady Betty. Do you ever have
trained nurse-maids in England?
No, I said. Fancy!
Oh, it's a splendid thing for a girlnothing like it. You see the
woman looks after her like a maid and a nurse both; makes sure her
bath's the right temperature, takes care of her if she gets the grippe;
sits up and gives her beef tea or chocolate after balls, massages her,
and things like that. I used to have one myself, but a woman after
she's married is different from a Bud. She must have a French
woman for her hair if she respects herself.
I said meekly that I supposed so; and then Mrs. Taylour left me to
myself for a few minutes, while she talked to Mrs. Ess Kay. They
compared notes about appendicitis, which they called the fashionable
complaint, and Mrs. Taylour suddenly exclaimed:
Oh, my dear, I have had just the smartest idea. As soon as
Doctor Pearson will let me go to Blue Bay I tell you I mean to wake
them up there. What I'll do, is to have an appendicitis lunch. It'll be
rather conducive, won't it?
You are the most original thing! exclaimed Mrs. Ess Kay.
How are you going to manage?
Oh, nobody shall be invited except those who have had it; and the
great feature will be the decorations; operating instruments, you know,
and hospital nurses, andoh, I don't know what all yet, but I'm
thinking it out. It was Cora Pitchley's Cat Lunch that put it in my
head. She turned to me. In America we give Women's lunches, she
said. Only women are asked, or a Cat Lunch couldn't be worked. Is it
so with you, too?
I'm afraid our women would think it a bore if there were no men, I
answered. Anyway, there always are some, I believe. I'm not out yet.
Do tell about the Cat Lunch.
Oh, it was only a pretty smart trick of my friend, Mrs. Pitchley's.
She was a rich young widow from the West, with millions, and very
pretty and lively, so some of the old cats snubbed her and tried to
keep her out of New York society, when I was introducing her around.
But she got her foot in at last, so tight they couldn't help
themselves, for the Van Tortens took her up, and she was made.
So what did she do but give a big lunch, inviting all the women who had
been the meanest to her, and not another soul. The whole table
decoration consisted of cats; vases made of cats; flower-arrangements
shaped like cats; and a little gold cat with emerald eyes for each
woman to take away with her, so she wouldn't forget the lunch in a
hurry. And would you believe it, not one of them saw the joke till
Smart Sayings got hold of it, and published an account of the
function next week.
What did the women do? I asked.
Nothing, but feel cattier than before. She's richer than ever now,
for she's married a man worth twenty millions, and the first thing he
did was to give orders to Céleste, her dressmaker, to turn out two new
dresses for his wife, every week of the year without fail, not one of
them to cost less than two hundred and fifty dollars. It was such a
strain on Céleste, thinking of new ideas, that she had to give it up
after the first year, though it nearly broke her heart.
I should have thought it would be a strain having the dresses to
wear, said I. Fancy getting passionately attached to one frock, but
never being able to wear it more than once or twice, on account of your
duty to the new ones always coming towards you in a long, relentless
procession, down the years. I should hate it.
I wouldn't, said Mrs. Taylour. I can't have too many new things,
and I always change each scrap of furniture and decoration in my own
rooms every year, so that Mr. Taylour won't get tired of them. He's
such a nervous man. But you'll meet Cora Pitchley at Newport. Her house
is there. She's a type of an American woman, just as bright as she can
be. Her second husband was a wholesale dry goods man years ago, but
most people have forgotten that, now he's worth his millions, and he's
got the most gorgeous place, quite like one of your old castles. The
worst of it is, his mother lives with them, and when she was showing
the brideCoraover the house (which was decorated pretty weirdly for
the first wife,) the old lady kept explaining: 'This is the Louis Seize
room; this is the Queen Anne room.' Cora just looked at the things, and
said: 'What makes you think so?' Smart, wasn't it? But Cora's changed
everything inside the house now. She loves change. She's even changed
her birthday, so as to have it in leap year; and as for her mind, she
changes it entirely at least six times a day; says that's why women
have nicer minds than men; they change them oftener. But I've gossiped
enough about a person you don't know, Lady Betty. Let's talk about
England. I run over to Paris for a month or two most years, but I've
only been twice to England. I did all the sights, though, didn't miss
anything. I gave four days to London alone. Candidly, I don't think
your women dress nearly as well as we do, or hold themselves as well,
but perhaps you're more feminine looking, take you all in all. I
don't mean anything personal, of course. But I do think
your men are lovely. I met a perfectly charming Member of Parliament,
and he invited me to tea on the terrace. Such strawberries and cream.
But I'm afraid I hurt his feelings. I said I couldn't help thinking
'House of Commons' a most insulting name, and if we called our Senate
anything like that we couldn't get an American man who respected
himself to go into it. But English people are so queer. They don't seem
to mind admitting that there is a class above theirs.
Betty doesn't need to know anything about that, said Mrs. Ess Kay.
She is on the highest pinnacle.
Oh, dear no, said I. There are the Royalties.
Don't you think you are just as good? asked Mrs. Taylour.
I never thought about it in that way, I answered, stupidly. For of
course I hadn't.
Surely you don't bob to them?
Indeed we do, I protested.
Well then, I wouldn't, said Mrs. Taylour, firmly. I'd have
my head cut off first, especially before I'd curtsey to a Man.
Quite a colour flew into her face as she asserted her independence,
and Mrs. Ess Kay must have seen that the invalid was getting excited,
for she rose quickly to go.
Come, Betty, said she, and I came.
The lift plunged us down through the inner workings of the skeleton.
I had the sensation that it was dropping away from under my feet, and
that as I dangled above it like a wobbly little balloon my head had
been left behind somewhere near the top. But I didn't leave my heart
behind in Mrs. Taylour's flat.
VIII. ABOUT NEWPORT AND GORGEOUSNESS
I was anxious to travel in an American train, so Mrs. Ess Kay said
we might go by rail to Newport, instead of by boat as she had intended.
I know it was very wrong in principle, but when we got to the Grand
Central Station, (or Depot, as perhaps I ought to call it,) I did wish
that slavery existed again, so that I could have bought two or three of
those delightful café-au-lait-coloured porters in grey livery
and red caps. There were several I would have given anything to have to
take home with me, and make pets of; but I suppose even if they had
been for sale, they would have come too expensive and I should have had
to give them up; for their eyes alone, to say nothing of their pleasant
white grins, would have been worth pounds and pounds. As for their
voices, they were the sweetest I'd heard in America, soft, and a little
throaty, with a peculiar quality, quite different from the voice of a
person who hasn't been dipped in café au lait. With their vivid
red caps, their brilliant eyes, and their lightning-flash smiles, they
looked to me more like great wonderful, tropical birds than human
beings, and they seemed so honey-luscious in their good nature that I'm
sure all the things that serious and learned people say in England
about the dangers of the increasing coloured population in America
must be nonsense. Serious and learned people do make such mistakes,
through never seeing the fun in anything; and every few years they find
out that they have been quite wrong in what they have taught with so
much trouble, about comets and microbes and men, and other progressive
We had a number of these tropical birds that have been tamed to
serve the railway, to help us with our bags and things getting into the
train, although there were Louise and a couple of Mrs. Ess Kay's
footmen as well. I looked at their brown hands, and they were quite
pink inside, as pink as mine. I don't know why this gave me a shock,
but it did. Perhaps one had the feeling that the nice creatures were
only painted to play their parts, or that their white soulsjust like
ourswere striking through their skins.
It was a beautiful train. Even the engine was different from our
kind, much fiercer, and reared its head higher, like a wild stag
compared to a stout but reliable ox. Our carriage had no compartments
in it, but was just one long wide, moving corridor, all plate glass
windows and mirrors, and painted panels, and velvet arm chairs dotted
about, rather like a hotel drawing-room on wheels.
There were a good many people in it when we got in, which annoyed
Mrs. Ess Kay so much that she wished she had borrowed a private car
from a friend who would have loved lending it. But I was glad she
hadn't, for the people were part of the fun. Mrs. Ess Kay was sure they
were nobodies, because she didn't happen to know any of their faces;
but perhaps they were thinking the same thing about her.
Anyway, they were mostly women and all pretty and perfectly dressed,
as even quite common people appear to be in America. I haven't caught
sight of a dowdy woman since I came. None of their frocks hitch up in
front and dip down behind, as you see people's doing if you are taken
to a shop in Oxford Street or even sometimes in Bond Street; and their
belts always point beautifully down at the waist, although it isn't
the Season in New York.
The train was a fast one, and simply hurled itself and us through
space, as if we had got onto the tail of a comet by mistake; but it
hardly waggled at all, so that we could have studied the scenery nicely
if we had been able to see it behind the advertisements.
Passing the outskirts of New York, it seemed as if every villa, even
the quite smart ones, did their own washing. The gardenswhich Sally
told me to call back yardswere just as full of clean clothes as the
meadows were of advertisement hoardings, and I rather wondered why some
enterprising agents didn't go round and offer the people big prices for
painting Uneeda Biscuit on their petticoats and shirts.
We tore through such charming places with fascinating houses built
of wood, among parks of feathery green trees, that I was sure Newport
could be no prettier; but Mrs. Ess Kay spoiled the most picturesque one
for me by saying that it was practically settled by retired butchers
and tailors. According to Mrs. Ess Kay and her brother, all you have to
do to be sure of being rich in America, is to decide to be either a
tailor or a butcher, so it seems quite simple, and I'm surprised that
everybody doesn't do it. Only if you do, it appears there is no use in
your going to Newport until you've lived it down; which, of course,
must be a drawback.
Just as I had got rather giddy from looking out of the window, a boy
(exactly like the boys in melodrama who begin by selling papers and end
by saving the heroine from the villain) came into the car, piled up to
his head with novels and magazines. He scattered a lot over us, like
manna, without asking us to pay, but just as I had got passionately
interested in a short story he came back and began to gather everything
up. Seeing that I clung to my lot, Potter bought them all for me,
before I could stop him.
There were two books and four magazines, with superlatively
good-looking, well-groomed young men and divinely lovely girls for the
heroes and heroines. The story I was most interested in had a hero like
Mr. Brett; but it was disappointing in the end, because he married a
short plump girl with black eyes, and somehow it spoiled the realism,
as I couldn't fancy he would really have cared so dreadfully for a girl
like that. Anyway, it put me out of the mood for reading any more
stories and I began glancing over the advertisements. At least, I
glanced at first, but soon I was absorbed; for they were wonderful.
I had never dreamed that there were such kind, thoughtful men in
business as the ones who advertised in those fat American
magazines,and so clever, too; they seemed to have spent their whole
past lives simply in studying things, so that eventually they could
make you happy and save you trouble.
They lived only for that, those incredibly nice men. There were
photographs of some of them with their advertisements, so that you
could know what they were really like, and have even more confidence in
them than you would if you hadn't seen their style of features. There
were two or three whose profiles I could never get to feel at
home with, even if I had been born with one of them; but the majority
were brave, energetic,oh! terribly energetic-looking men, as indeed
they would need to be, if they were really to accomplish all the things
they promised, not only for you but for the hundreds of thousands of
other people who might be inclined to put them to the test.
There were things like this in the magazines,all the magazines:
* * * * *
Listen to me, Miss (or Madam). I have something to say which
interest You. Do you want a Perfect Complexion? Don't move. Sit
still in your chair. Cut out this Coupon. Slip it into a
envelope, and we will give You what You want by return of
Why Suffer? You have Headache. We have the Cure. We ask nothing
better than to take away the One and give you the Other.
Let us lend you a Beautiful Diamond Ring to wear till you are
tired of it. When you are, we will take it back, and return you
but five per cent. of your money.
Don't come to Us. Let us come to You, and bring You Something.
have always Wanted Health, Wealth, Wisdom.
We would like to give You some Friendly Advice. We don't want a
Red Cent for it.
You are going to have a Party, and you are worried. Don't
Just 'phone to us, and we will arrange Everything for you
than you could yourself, with no trouble to you and your
* * * * *
There were so many splendid things to have, to wear, and to eat,
advertised in the same kind, fatherly way, that I felt as if I had
unconsciously yearned for each one of them more than for anything else
in my life, and now it had been put into my head in all its fatal
fascination, I couldn't possible exist another day without sending for
it, to one in that procession of noble, self-sacrificing, American
advertisers. I felt, too, that if anything disagreeable should happen
to me, like a railway or motor car accident, I could spend the rest of
my existence lying down, and still the splendid things would come
running to me, if I just 'phoned or flung a stamp into space.
I mentioned something of the sort to Sally. I wonder they don't
offer to choose you a husband, said I. I didn't know advertisements
could be so interesting.
What about your own? she asked. They're a hundred times
I thought hard about the Morning Post and The Queen,
but couldn't remember anything extraordinary in the advertising line,
and said so.
Perhaps you, being English, don't see anything extraordinary about
a clergyman's wife offering to exchange a canary bird for six months'
subscription to Punch; or the widow of an officer earnestly
desiring an idiot lady to board with her; or a decayed gentlewoman
inviting the public to give her five pounds; but we, being American,
do, replied Sally. Why, I'd rather read the advertisements in
some of your morning papers and ladies' weeklies than I would eat.
Talking of eating, it's lunch-time, said Potter. There'll be a
big menagerie feeding in the dining-car, but there's no good waiting
for it to finish, as then there'll be no food left.
So we took his suggestion; and there was a crowd, but he had secured
a table for four, and we squeezed ourselves into the places.
I have travelled abroad with Mother and Vic, where there were
Americans in the dining-car, and they have been cross because they
didn't get served quickly and they have said things. But in this car
going to Newport, you forgot what you had had last before the next
course came, yet nobody seemed to mind. They were as patient as lambs,
and simply took what was given them when they could get it, although
they looked as if they were used to everything very nice at home. I
suppose it must have been because they were all Americans together,
eating American things, with American waiters to wait upon them and no
foreigners who ought to know they wouldn't stand that sort of nonsense,
hanged if they would.
Some of Mrs. Ess Kay's servants had gone on before us, and some were
in our train. Exactly how it was managed, I don't know; but things that
would worry us into grey-haired graves don't seem to bother Americans
at all; and there was the motor waiting when we arrived at the end of
our journey, with a private motor omnibus for the servants and luggage.
Sometimes it is rather a pretty sight at the station where you have
to get out for Battlemead, or for the village, when one of the best
trains from Town comes in, especially if Mother or anyone at other big
places in the neighbourhood should be having a house party. There are
several rather good victorias with nice sleek horses, a handsome
brougham or two, a motor car or two, to say nothing of dog carts and
phaetons. But it is a poor show compared to the scene at Newport. I
felt suddenly as if I were at the theatre, and the curtain had just
gone up on a brilliant new act.
There was a crowd of gorgeous carriages; and jet-black varnish, gold
and silver harness, and horses' brown and chestnut backs all glittered
blindingly in the sun. But there were even more motors than carriages,
it seemed; or else they were more conspicuous; and many were being
driven by beautiful girls in muslins such as we would wear to a garden
party, with nothing on their pretty heads except their splendid hair,
dressed everlastingly in the same way.
Now, I saw Mrs. Ess Kay and Potter in their element. There was no
suggestion that the people were not good enough for them, here. Mrs.
Ess Kay radiated smiles, bowing cordially right and left, sometimes
even more cordially than her friends bowed in return. Potter was taking
off his straw hat and waving it. There were evidently no nobodies here.
They were delighted to see everybody, for Everybody was Somebody, and
some, but not all, of the Everybodies were delighted to see them. Sally
alone remained unmoved; and I was glad to have her to keep me in
countenance, in this new act, where I knew none of the players or what
part I should be called upon to take by and by.
I had heard so much that was dazzling about Newport, which I had
imagined a great white city by the sea, that the part I saw first after
leaving the railway station was distinctly a blow. This quiet,
half-asleep village the greatest watering place of America, perhaps of
the world! I said to myself, almost scornfully; but when we had bowled
into Bellevue Avenue, where Mrs. Ess Kay said that her cottage was, I
began to understand.
I wasn't sure at first sight what I did think of the great splendid
houses, with mere pocket-handkerchief lawns such as people would have
for suburban villas at home; but they gave me a tremendous impression
of concentrated wealth. This seemed a place where everybody was rich,
where millions were at a discount, and I thoughtwhatever else I did
thinkthat it would be a place to stop away from unless you were
happyhappy and strong and gay.
But there was one thing I was very sure of. The Avenue itself was
more full than our Park in the topmost height of the Season.
People don't look happy, driving in the Park, not even the pretty
people. I have found that, whenever I have been, and though that isn't
so very often yet, Vic says it is really and truly always the same.
The great beauties look bored, and some of them have their faces
painted and the air of wearing transformations; but not one of the
charming women driving up and down Bellevue Avenue that afternoon
looked bored, and hardly any were painted. I never saw people appear to
be so delighted with life, and so thoroughly alive, as if the glorious
sea air were frothing in their veins, like champagne.
In the Park you don't see people laughing and talking to each other
in carriages. They simply lean back on the cushions with an expression
that seems to say, This is the only thing I can think of to do, so I'm
doing it just to kill time. Probably they don't really feel like that,
but they look it. And as for the people who sit and watch, or stand and
wait, they've usually a strained expression in their eyes, as if they
were afraid of missing somebody or something of importance.
But here in Bellevue Avenue everybody was smiling and chatting; and
I noticed that the men weren't so preternaturally alert as the men in
New York. Some had actually taken time to get fat, which, so far I'd
had reason to suppose, was a thing that never happened to American men.
And somehow the young girls had the air of being a great deal more
important than we are at home. You could tell from the very way they
sat and held up their heads in the motor cars and dog carts and other
things, that they thought the world was theirs, and they were the
people to know in it. One was driving a tandem, and she didn't look
more than seventeen. I was glad when she bowed to Mrs. Ess Kay, because
she was pretty and I made up my mind that I should like to know her.
That's Cora Pitchley's step-daughter, Carolyn, said Mrs. Ess Kay.
Do you remember Margaret Taylour telling anecdotes of Cora? She
doesn't bother much with the girl. People are talking about them both
rather a lot this year, they say.
Carolyn, I repeated. What a pretty name, and how
American-sounding, somehow. Fancy her driving tandem, with only that
tiny groom if anything should happen. She must be plucky. How old is
Eighteen. She was one of last October's buds.
October's buds, I repeated. It sounds poeticalbut
Potter answered with a laugh.
Yes, we like things out of season in America, so we bring out most
of our buds in October. Then they have the whole winter to bloom in,
you know, before they're grafted on another stalk.
Here comes Cora herself, now, in Tom Doremus's Electra, said Mrs.
Ess Kay. It must make Mrs. Van der Windt wild, his going so much with
the Pitchley lot, as she can't stand them, and would keep Cora and
Carolyn out of everything in Newport if she could.
I didn't wonder at Mr. Doremus, though, as I bowed to him and found
time to know exactly how Mrs. Pitchley looked and what she wore, in the
half second before our two motors flashed apart. I thought her
splendidly handsome, and I liked the gleam in her dark grey eyes, which
promised fun. But just then our chauffeur slowed down before a house
which seemed to cover about a quarter of a mile of ground.
Welcome to my little cottage, dear Betty, said Mrs. Ess Kay.
If this is her idea of a cottage, I don't know what her conception
of a castle must be! And yet, when you come to analyse it, there really
is something about the place which suggests a kind of glorified,
Titanic cottage, rather too grand for a king, unless he were a fairy
king, but possibly suited to an Emperor. But I do believe rich
Americans think that what is good enough for a king is only just
good enough for them at a pinch;and I've heard Mrs. Ess Kay call
Windsor dreadfully shabby.
Her cottage looks as it were built of grey satinwood, but it is
really shingles; and shingles can be the loveliest material imaginable,
it seems, for the covering of a house, especially with a foundation of
granite sparkling with mica. They are soft and shimmery in their tints,
these shingles, as a dove's breast; some are dark, some light, but all
are feathery in effect; and altogether The Moorings, with its gables,
and porches, and bow windows, and balconies and wide verandahs, gives
the effect of a huge, ruffly and motherly grey bird with her wings
spread wide to shelter her birdlings.
I felt quite content to be one of the birdlings as I went in. I am
sorry to say I'm not a bit fonder of Mrs. Ess Kay than I was in the
ship; but the cottage looked so hospitable and jolly, and the air and
the sunshine sparkled so, that I couldn't help feeling that it was
pleasant to be young, and alive, and on the threshold of amusing new
adventures. I was happy, and I would have liked to sing. I wanted to be
very good friends with everybody, including Potter; and I fell in love
with the house, the minute I set foot on the front verandah.
The great gorgeous palace in New York is far grander, of course, and
must have cost four or five times as much; still, only very rich people
could have built and furnished The Moorings, or afford to live in it.
There is a big square hall, not to be compared to ours at
Battlemead, of course, though the Persian rugs and the pictures are
fine; but the staircase is peculiarly charming. It looks a staircase
made for sitting out dances with men you like, and evidently it knows
its value as a flirting place and lives up to it, for there are fat,
bright-coloured silk and satin cushions resting invitingly against the
wall, on each one of the shallow steps. Most of the rooms are enormous,
and consist half of quaint leaded windows, with seats underneath. But
better than anything else is the verandah, which runs all round the
house, and is not only as wide as a good-sized room, but is fitted up
like a succession of rooms. The delicate bead curtains that glitter
like a rain of green and white and rose-coloured jewels give you a
feeling of privacy, for you can see through them without being seen.
The satiny grey floor is half covered with exquisite rugs; and
everywhere there are Oriental tables and chairs, and cushiony sofas and
green hammocks with frilly pink pillows, and screens, and bowers of
palms and bright azaleas. I should like to live on that verandah
swinging slowly in a hammock, and looking through the cascade of
glittering beads at the sea and sky. I spoke this thought out aloud,
but Potter said I would soon learn that there wasn't much time in
Newport for looking at the sea and sky.
Why, isn't that partly what you come to Newport for? I asked.
They all laughed. You just wait and find out, answered Potter.
And we'll work you pretty hard doing it.
Mrs. Ess Kay and Sally took me up to show me my room and theirs, and
Potter said that he would go round and look in at the Casino, but he
would come back and have tea with us, as soon as he had seen what
there was doing.
Each bedroom is done in a colour, and mine is the white room. It
was almost too heavy-sweet with some powerful flower fragrance, when we
went in. For an instant I could not think what it was; but in another
moment I had seen on tables and cabinets and window shelves, great
bowls of water lilies, rising out of their dark leaves like moons out
of cloud banks.
From Potter, said Mrs. Ess Kay. He telegraphed for them to be
here, and sent word to the servants just how he wanted them arranged. I
must say he does think of rather pretty things when he cares to please.
And he does care to please you, Betty. But you know that without
my telling you, don't you, my Lady Witch?
It was hard-hearted of me, but all my pleasure in the gleaming white
beauties went out, like a bursting bubble. It gets on my nerves to be
grateful to Potter three or four times a day!
Nevertheless, when he came back (which he did after we had dressed,
and were having tea behind the rain of glittering glass) I had to thank
him prettily. He was pleased, but was evidently thinking about
I didn't get to the Casino, after all, said he. I met Mrs.
Pitchley going out to make a call (she was on her way home, it seems,
when we met her) and she offered to turn back if I'd go with her, so I
Now, see here, Potter Parker, broke in Mrs. Ess Kay, I don't wish
you to set up as another of Cora Pitchley's champions. It's all very
well for Margaret Taylour to be forever quoting her; and she is fun,
but she goes around being original in the wrong way, that nobody
admires. That is, she does what she wants and not what other people
want her to do. Margaret spends her summers at Blue Bay, and I spend
mine at Newport, and I'm not going to have Mrs. Van der Windt down on
me, or on my brother, either, if I can help it.
Thanks for good advice, replied Potter airily. But may be, when
you hear what Mrs. Pitchley had to say to me, you'll change your tune.
Mrs. Ess Kay raised her eyebrows, but her eyes would look curious.
What could Cora Pitchley say that would have any particular effect on
me? she asked.
She knows for a fact that she isn't to be asked to the Pink Ball on
the twenty-third, and that Mrs. Van der Windt herself scratched your
name off the list before she sailed for Europe.
Mrs. Ess Kay's face went a dull, ugly red, and she laughed a loud
laugh which sounded as if it would be the same colour. As for Cora, I
can quite understand; but I don't believe the woman would have
dared to try to exclude me, she said in a quivery voice.
Why shouldn't she have dared, when you come to think of it?
Well, anyhowshe don't dare now.
No, naturally, she won't dare now. You're as smart as they make
Then, for some reason, they both turned and gazed at me with a
thank-goodness-here's-a-floating-spar sort of look, while Sally
examined the grounds in her tea-cup, with that funny little
three-cornered smile of hers.
Was that the thing you thought would change me toward Cora
Pitchley? asked Mrs. Ess Kay.
Yes, I thought it would give you a sort of fellow feeling.
It doesn't, said she, shortly, and nobody but a man could have
thought it would. It makes me feel all the more that I don't want to be
mixed up with her, forfor Betty's sake.
Potter whistled, with one thumb in a breast pocket. For the
che-ild's sake, he remarked dramatically; and Mrs. Ess Kay looked
I shan't invite the Pitchleys to my big affair, said she; the
affair I'm going to have for Betty.
Oh, but you must please not put yourself out for me! I exclaimed.
I should be so sorry to have you do that.
Potter laughed Don't you try to rob her of her dearest triumph,
Lady Daisy. You're the big gem for the middle of the setting. You're
Potter! You ought to be ashamed of yourself, talking to her like
that, said Mrs. Ess Kay. But all he means, Betty, is that I shall be
very glad to do anything I can to make your visit pleasant; and it will
be no trouble at all for me to give an entertainment, you may be quite
She said this as the Queen might say that it didn't matter to her
whether there were seventy-five people or seventy-six asked to a garden
party; and I realised that I was snubbed; so I said no more.
IX. ABOUT BATHING, A DRESS, AND AN
Mrs. Ess Kay had a headache next morning, and stopped in bed. She
couldn't speak or be spoken to, and so we couldn't possibly ask her
advice about going to Bailey's Beach for a dip in the sea.
Potterwhose proposal it wassaid that this was perhaps Providential,
as she was almost certain to want me to stay in till I could be taken
out officially. But you don't need to know that, he added.
I looked at Sally, and she laughed; so I knew that I was to go.
Oh, but what about bathing clothes! I exclaimed, on a sudden
thought. How stupid of me not to have remembered that I would want
them, before I left home, or in New York!
I reckon it would have been stupid of us if we hadn't
remembered, said Sally. Then she went on,irrelevantly, it seemed at
first: What day of the month is to-morrow?
The twenty-ninth of July, said Potter, promptly, while I was
resigning myself, after a slight struggle, to the fact that I had lost
track of dates.
Seem's to me that's somebody's birthday, isn't it? Sally appeared
to address her remark to the ceiling.
How did you know? I exclaimed.
A little bird told me; the kind that builds in birthday books. It
lives on a table in Lady Victoria's 'den'.
Fancy your keeping the date in your head all this time!
I've a weakness for remembering birthdayswhen I'm fond of the
people who own them. You see, everybody thinks about Christmas, and I
don't want to be confused with everybody, in the minds of just those
special people. Now, the truth is, I've got a little birthday present
upstairs, which I didn't mean you should see until tomorrow, but as
part of it may come in rather handy this morning, perhaps we might run
up and have a look at it.
Oh, Sally, you dear! I exclaimed.
Oh, Sally, you wretch, to have kept that birthday to yourself; I
want to be on in this act, grumbled Potter. But I hardly heard him, I
was so excited about what I was going to find upstairs.
We went to my room, Sally and I; and she rang for Louise, who was
told to fetch from what Sally called her closet a certain black
trunk of whose existence Louise was evidently already aware.
It was a good-sized box, big enough to hold two or three dresses;
and when it was opened by Sally after Louise had gone, it proved to
contain three and a half.
One of the three was a blue gauze ball gown, embroidered with
patterns of thistles in tiny sparkling things that looked like
diamonds; the second was pink tulle, with garlands of tiny roses; the
third was a white linen, made as only Americans know how to make up
linens; and the half waswell, I was not quite sure what it was at
first, though I could see that it was pretty. It was pale green and
there were two parts of it. The bigger of the two (it was not very big)
was of soft silk, and extremely fluffy. It had a low-necked and
short-sleeved bodice, and attached to that was a skirtor something
that would have been a skirt if it had had more time to grow. The
second part was silk, too, but more difficult to describe. Perhaps I'd
do best to say that it was like long stockings, only it was in one
piece and evidently meant to fasten round the waist.
There's also a pair of sandals and a really sweet cap, deah, Sally
Is it a fancy dress for a little girl? I asked puzzled.
For a little girl about your size. Why, you funny child, it's your
bathing dress. I had to get it and all the other things ready made,
for there wasn't time for anything more than having them altered to
your measurement if they were to be ready for your birthday.
Oh, Sally, are they all for me?
Well, they're for nobody else. It's your birthday.
Of course I told her she was an angel, and so she was, quite an
exceptional kind of an angel; and I kissed her, and was saying a great
many things, when she stopped me. So glad you like them, deah. But now
we must be moving if we're to have our bath this morning. Louise can't
leave Katherine, but we'll have one of the other maids come with our
things. It's getting late.
I felt frightfully. It is late, isn't it? said I,
hopefully, looking at my watch. Perhaps it's too late to go this
morning, after all.
Not a bit of it, said Sally. Come along.
I'm not sure but that I'd better stop in, if Mr. Parker thinks Mrs.
Stuyvesant-Knox would want me to, I floundered on.
She won't mindnot much, anyway, if we don't take you to the
Casino without her, Sally tried to reassure me. But her eyes had begun
Don't you think she might? There are a lot of letters I ought
Now child, out with it. Don't you like the bathing dress?
Oh, I admire it immensely, I stammered. It's like aa
picture. ButI can't see myself wearing it. That is, I can't bear to
think of anyone else seeing me wear it.
Sally went off into a fit of musical Southern laughter. You poor
baby. I forgot the shock it might be to you, if you're accustomed only
to English bathing clothes. They certainly are the limit! Have
you never been to Trouville or Ostend?
I shook my head, sad at having to seem ungrateful. But how could I
Well, they have this kind there, and so they do here. Everybody has
it. My prettiest one is much like yours, only it's poppy-coloured.
Katherine's is cornflower blue this year, and she's got a black one and
a lilac one. When you see all the others prancing about in the same
sort of things, you won't feel a bit funny.
I was far from sure that I should attain to such a peaceful state of
mind as not to feel funny; but Sally had called me a baby, and I had
to redeem myself from that aspersion at any price. So I tried to
compose my countenance over a beating heart, and think about other
things on the way to the beach, as you do if you are going to the
Potter went with us, though I supposed that when we came to the end,
he would bid us good-bye, and trot off to the place where the men
bathed, wherever that might be. Our things had been taken on ahead by a
servant or two, and we walked, as the day was perfect, and I was
thankful to get a little exercise.
We met a great many people whom Sally and Potter knew, and just as
Potter had said, Here we are at Bailey's Beach, that handsome Mrs.
Pitchley and her stepdaughter, with Mr. Doremus came up. They called to
us, so we stopped to speak, and I was pleased because I'd been wanting
to know them. We were introduced, and I was wondering what Mrs. Ess Kay
would do if she could see us chatting with the Pitchleys in sight of
all Newport, when a little thin man, looking perfectly furious, with a
striped bathing suit rolled up under his arm, came hopping along
towards us, as if he were a cricket ball that somebody had batted off
His panama hat was on the back of his head; his single eyeglass on
its chain was flying out behind him in the breeze, and my first thought
was how comical he looked. My second, as he came nearer, was something
Why, Mohunsleigh! I cried.
He stopped hopping so abruptly that he stumbled, and nearly fell
Hullo, Betty, he growled, hauling off his hat as if he hated the
bother of doing it. Where did you spring from?
Home. Where on earth did you spring from? I echoed.
They've sprung me off their beastly beach, said he, glaring, and
sticking in his eyeglass. Then he almost waved his hideous little
bathing suit at me. Wouldn't let me bathe, the bounders.
Wouldn't let you bathe?
No. Said, 'You can't get in here. This beach is for
millionaires.' I'm blest if I don't shake the sand off my feet as soon
as I can pack up and get out.
No, no, don't do that, I begged. There's some mistake, perhaps.
No, there isn't, said he. I'm not a millionaire; but I did think
I looked as if I could afford a bathe.
Sally dear, do let me introduce my cousin, Lord Mohunsleigh, I
said in a great hurry.
Potter opened his eyes at the thin little man, and Mrs. and Miss
Pitchley looked at him with interest.
Do introduce us all, laughed Mrs. Pitchley, and then we can
sympathise with LordLordoh, but I can never learn to
I introduced him to the mother and stepdaughter then, though I
hadn't thought of its being necessary, and explained that my cousin,
though spelled very elaborately, was pronounced Moonslee.
He had evidently abandoned all intention of immediate flight now,
and his rage was visibly cooling. He was looking at Mrs. Pitchley with
quite as much interest as she showed in him, and with even more at the
girl, although he talked to Potter Parker, and answered his questions
quite civilly. He explained that he had actually been ordered away from
the beach, bathing suit and all, by some impertinent ass of an
Potter was hospitably distressed, but Mrs. Pitchley was moved to
Ha, ha, won't the man be sick when he sees you coming back with us,
and hears us call you Lord Mohunsleigh?for if you'll point him out in
time, that's what I shall call you, right under his nose. You
see, this is a private beach. We all subscribe for our bath houses; but
you'll be our guest, of course, and I'll put Mr. Pitchley's box at your
service. He's gone off fishing for a few days. Only to think of the
Earl of Mohunsleigh being turned back. Delicious!
Can't say I thought of it that way till now, said Mohunsleigh,
pulling his wiry moustache, and condescending to grin slightly at last.
But it's true, I'm not a millionaire, you know.
You're an earl, you can't say you're not, for I read in The
Flashlight only the other day that the Earl of Mohunsleigh had
sailed for America, though it couldn't be ascertained on what ship.
Didn't know there was any particular reason why it should be
ascertained, said Mohunsleigh. I've run over, to visit a chap in
California,dashed nice chap, too, but thought I'd have a shot at New
York first, and blest if I could stand it; never could stand being
grilled since a sunstroke I got when I was serving in India.
Dear me, who and what does a lord serve? broke in Miss Pitchley;
which surprised Mohunsleigh and me both so much that he stared, and I
blushed. But she didn't, though no girl under Vic's age at least would
think of cutting in like that with a stranger, at home. Mohunsleigh was
delighted to be spoken to by her, though, one could see. His eyes
brightened up, and he smiled, looking straight at her, as if she were a
new and absolutely desirable kind of rifle. I say rifle, because
Mohunsleigh is a great shot, and would rather spend his money (what he
has of it) on a new invention by way of a gun than anything else.
Used to be in the army. I've chucked it now, he explained,
affably, beginning to look quite nice. For really, though small and
wiry, with ginger-coloured hair and moustache and no-coloured eyes,
Mohunsleigh isn't an ugly man, when you come to notice his nice, sharp
features. He's only a distant cousin of mine, and so old (he's nearly
forty) that in the first years of our acquaintance he made himself
agreeable by teaching me to ride on his foot; but I always liked
himwhenever I remembered his existence. Naturally, though, this
hasn't been often, as one of his many eccentricities is to be
continually prowling at the ends of the earthanywhere, where there
may be animals to shoot. What kind, he doesn't seem to care, if they
are only large enough. Once, he was fond of tigers; but the last thing
he had a fad for was polar bears, and he sent mother a skin, which
makes the oak room smell strongly of camphor.
I hope, anyhow, you're going to pay a good long visit to Newport,
said Mrs. Pitchley.
I meant to go back to-morrow morning, replied Mohunsleigh. But
perhaps I might stop on a bit longer.
We'll give you some fun, volunteered Miss Pitchley, looking
Will you? said Mohunsleigh. Jolly nice of you. I must think about
it. Then he deigned to remember that I was his little long-lost
cousin; asked when I'd arrived on this side the water, and a few other
things; but he looked more at Miss Pitchley than at me. I suppose it is
difficult to be much excited about a person who has taken riding
lessons on your foot.
Potter asked Mohunsleigh where he was staying, and when he heard it
was at an hotel, he said his sister wouldn't allow that to go on. Lord
Mohunsleigh would have to come to The Moorings, that was settled; and
his man must be told to pack up his things directly. Mightn't word be
sent by messenger at once?
Haven't brought a man, thanks awfully. Shed that habit long ago,
said my cousin. I've got precious little luggage, too; picked this
thing up in a shop as I came along, and they charged me the deuce of a
lot for it. You're awfully good, you know, and all that, to offer to
put me up, but I only came prepared to spend a night or two.
Then Potter insisted, and blew all Mohunsleigh's objections away one
by one, as if they had been threads of cobweb; still, my cousin
wouldn't give a definite answer, perhaps not understanding American
hospitality, or perhaps having other ideas which he preferred. At all
events, we went to the bathing machines (which weren't bathing machines
at all, but dear little houses) without anything being decided. The
only invitation which Mohunsleigh had really accepted was Mrs.
Pitchley's, for her husband's bathing box.
She kept her word, and called him Lord Mohunsleigh in quite a high
voice, just as we passed the man who had refused to let him go onto the
beach before; but the man didn't seem impressed in the least. I think
he didn't even recognise Mohunsleigh as the same person, or if he did,
he pretended very cleverly not to.
I had forgotten the horror of the bathing dress in my surprise at
meeting Mohunsleigh, but it fell over me again like a cloud, as soon as
I was shut up in the bathing box with those wisps of green silk. I
wouldn't have the maid help me, and wrestled with the ordeal alone. It
took me some time; but when everything was on (there were only four
things, counting the cap and smart little sandals) I couldn't say to
myself that the effect wasn't attractive. It was; and I did approve of
myself in the quaint head-dress, which was more like a fetching silk
toque with an Alsatian bow in front, than a mere cap.
But the awful moment came when I was ready, with my hand on the
door. I'm sure Joan of Arc must have felt like that when she had let
her hair down, and put on that graceful white dress of hers one sees in
the pictures, to be burned. She may have been dimly aware that she was
looking quite her best, as I was; but even that couldn't have buoyed
her up much at the moment, and it didn't me.
As I stood hesitating, somebody knocked. I peeped out, and it was
Sallyquiet, unassuming little Sally, with her middle-aged
airslooking like one of Stan's Gaiety Girl photographs, in a short,
low-necked dress of bright poppy colour, with silk legs as shiny as an
Archdeacon's, only with quite a different effect.
Come on, my green Undine, said she; and I came, because she pulled
me so suddenly that otherwise I should have fallen flat on my nose.
Having seen her dressed so much in my style, it wasn't quite as bad
as before; and when I was out of my box,like one of those little
barometer women that tell fair weather,there was Mrs. Pitchley in
crimson, and Carolyn Pitchley in white, and lots of pretty women, all
with the same lovely stockings. There hadn't been any standing about
when we arrived, because we were early, not having gone to the Casino
first as the others had, and it was a relief to find them; or it was,
until I had a great shock.
Instead of the men being away at a separate beach of their own, they
were put with us, and kept popping out of boxes every minute, and
running up to talk to the girls they knew, just as calmly as if they
were in evening dress. My eyes almost came out of my head for an
instant. Then I just swallowed hard, and leaped over about five
centuries of prejudice as if I were jumping across a tiny beck.
Everything's a matter of custom, said I to myself; and in another
minute I was racing gaily down to the water, hand in hand with Sally,
as if we had been little girls with sand pails and shovels.
I expected to feel as if I had plunged into a million-gallon bath of
iced water, when I got out among the creamy breakers; but judging from
the sensation, Americans have had their part of the Atlantic
beautifully warmed from underneath, with some patent heating apparatus.
It would be just like them!
The sandy beach is so level, you can patter out ever so far, until
you finally have to bob up and down for the rolling waves, as if they
were Royaltiesand so they are, for the Kingdom of Mer. I can swim a
little, and Potter took me beyond the breakers. It was great fun, under
that arch of turquoise sky, with the sun dancing on the clear green
water, as if the millionaires of Newport had been sprinkling gold
pieces. But the best of all was the floating platform, about a hundred
yards from the beach, where we sat and let the emeralds and pearls that
the Princesses of Mer threw, spray over us.
At home, when you are at the sea, your governess or some other
person who thinks enjoyment ought to be measured off by rule, sits on
the shore looking at her watch; and when you have been in exactly
twenty minutes she tells you to come out directly, or you will catch a
chill. I've always wondered what it would do to you if you stopped in
for twenty-one minutes, though I never had the chance to try; but in
America all that is quite different, as different as the very way they
say seaside, with their accent on the first instead of the last
Nobody thinks about watches. You just bathe and bathe as long as you
feel like it. When you are tired of it you come out; then you bake
yourself in the sand for a little while if you like, and run back to
begin over again. It is heavenly. No other adjective half expresses it.
When we did really make up our minds to stop out for good, and had
dressed ourselves, feeling like goddesses just born of the foam (or
gods, as the case might be), we all metour party, the Pitchleys and
my cousin,to arrange about what Mohunsleigh would do.
It seemed that Mrs. Pitchley had invited him to lunch, and as she
had been so kind about the bathhouse, he explained to Potter, he
thought that he couldn't very well refuse. About stopping on, he would
decide later; but he consented to drive with us in the afternoon, in a
motor car of Potter's that holds six. By that time, he would have had
time to send a wire to a friend of his in New York, and to make up his
mind what he had better do about going back.
When we got home, we found Mrs. Ess Kay much better, and up. She was
inclined at first to be cross with Sally and Potter for taking me to
the beach; but when she heard about Mohunsleigh, she forgot to be
vexed, and seemed almost excited about him, I can't think why.
She asked lots of questions, very quickly, one after the other,
brightening up when Potter told how he had invited Mohunsleigh to come
to The Moorings, but looking quite strained and wild at the news about
his lunching with the Pitchleys.
You oughtn't to have let him go, Potter, she said.
Potter shrugged his shouldersthose square American shoulders of
his. Strange as it may seem to you, he wanted to. That settled it. I
didn't monkey with the gunpowder.
Mrs. Ess Kay's lips went down at the corners, and her eyes flashed.
How easy it is to see that woman's game, said she. Cora Pitchley
knows that Mrs. Van der Windt and the committee will be only too
anxious for us to go to the Pink Ball now, and she thinks she
sees a way of getting there too, after all. Mark my words, she's got
her Earl; it'll go hard with her if she doesn't stick to him.
Betty, can't you do something? He's your cousin. You've a right to
I don't know that I want him particularly, I confessed.
Mohunsleigh's a dear, queer old thing, and I'm fond of him; but we
haven't seen much of him at home, for years. And I know he can't be
bothered with me.
Anyhow, he certainly ought to be here, said Mrs. Ess Kay,
anxiously; it will be perfectly loathsome if we have to sit still and
see the Pitchley's gobble him up.
Poor Mohunsleigh! I exclaimed. Why, what will they do with
him? And for a lurid instant I beheld Miss Pitchley and Carolyn as
beautiful ogresses, with their lips redtoo red.
They'll go to the Pink Ball with him, and by him. They couldn't
without him. That's what they'll do, said Mrs. Ess Kay, as if
she saw my cousin's whitening bones picked clean by the Pitchley
family. And we shall have to be intimate with them, the whole time he
Oh, you needn't feel bound to for my sake. It isn't as though
Mohunsleigh I began; but Mrs. Ess Kay snapped my poor sentence in
two, as if it had been cotton on a reel.
I have to think for all of us, said she; Cora Pitchley is a
We changed our dresses (Sally says one must be forever changing
one's dress at Newport), lunched; and then at the door appeared a
gorgeous white motor car lined with scarlet, which I had never seen
before. As we all had on white, from head to foot, we matched it
beautifully; and feeling that we looked nice enough even to grace an
accident, if it must come, we started to pick up Carolyn
Pitchley and my cousin.
Mrs. Ess Kay didn't go, for she wasn't quite herself yet; and
besides, she perhaps thought that in the circumstances Mohunsleigh
ought to be brought to call before she met him informally. I don't know
that any of us were as sorry as we ought to have been not to have her.
The Pitchleys' house, which is called the Château de Plaisance, is
on a much grander scale than The Moorings. It thinks it is an old
French Château, and tries to convey the same impression to beholders,
as do several others of more or less the same sort. But it's a hopeless
effort. The poor dears might as well give up and resign themselves once
for all to being a blot on the exquisite blue and gold landscape;
though perhaps if they can hold out for two or three hundred years,
they may do better. The farther we went, along a glorious road called
the Cliff Drive, and the more charming Colonial houses and delightful
cottages I saw, the more I felt that the regular palaces were
mistakes, with Newport for a setting and the sea for a background. I am
glad that I didn't live at the time when all the real castles of the
world were young and awkward. Perhaps they looked just as crude as
these, at first, though it's hard to imagine it.
When we went back, the first thing that Mrs. Ess Kay asked, was:
Well, what about Lord Mohunsleigh?
He's made up his mind to stop, and send for his things, said I.
You gave him my note? He's coming to us?
I gave him the note, and he's coming round presently to thank you
for being so kind. Buthe feels he had better stay with the Pitchleys.
You see, it's like this. They happen to be sending a servant to New
York to-day, to do some commissions for Mrs. Pitchley, so the man will
go to Mohunsleigh's hotel too. And as they're doing so much for him,
and Mrs. Pitchley and her husband know some friends of his at Home, he
thinksBut he'll tell you all about it himself.
I told you so! said Mrs. Ess Kay.
X. ABOUT A VIOLET TEA AND A
While we were motoring, Mrs. Ess Kay had been terribly busy with her
secretary, getting invitations ready for a Violet Tea.
She was giving the Tea, she explained, to introduce me to Newport
Society, and she was having a Violet one because it was not the right
time of year for violets.
I meekly suggested that as a reason for giving some other kind of
Tea, but she said not at all. She wished to have that kind because
violets were hard to get, though not impossible. I would see when the
time came that she could get them. And I should also see, if it were
indeed true that I did not know, what a Violet Tea was. She wanted it
to be a surprise for me; she thought I would like it.
I hadn't long to wait before learning the true inwardness of a
Violet Tea, for Mrs. Ess Kay was determined to get me out as soon as
possible; and it seems that in America the time to bring a girl out is
at a tea. At least, that is one way; and as Mrs. Ess Kay was even then
planning to give something very big just before the much talked about
Pink Ball, so as to take the shine off that grand affair, she
wished to get the teacups washed up before she sent out the next
I'm sure Mother wouldn't take as much trouble for a house party to
meet the King and Queen, as Mrs. Ess Kay did for that Violet Tea; and I
daren't think even nowthough it happened weeks agoof the money she
must have spent.
For one thing, she and Sally and I had to have violet dresses. She
would buy mine (I don't see how I should have done it, if she hadn't,
especially as Vic wrote just then that Mother felt poorer than ever,
and That Man hadn't yet proposed), and it was beautiful; pale violet
silk muslin, trimmed with violets and their leaves. Then violet and
silver livery was ordered in a great hurry for the four footmento be
worn on one afternoon, and no more! But these things were mere sketchy
details, compared to other preparations.
One room, where tea was to be served, was entirely draped with
violet silk, from the palest to the darkest shades; and for the smaller
of the two drawing-roomsthe one where Mrs. Ess Kay would stand to
receive her guestswire frames were made, from measurements, to fit
and cover all four walls. I couldn't imagine what these frames were
for, at first, but when their hour came, they were padded with moss and
covered with fresh violets. The curtains were taken down from the
windows, and a network of violets was hung up in their place, with an
effect of great loveliness when the light streamed through the screen
of flowers. And even this was not all, for a soft thick mat of grass
and moss was spread over the polished floor, with a sprinkling of
violets. All the furniture was taken away, and instead, along the
walls, were placed banks of artificial moss and violets. No doubt these
would have been real, too, but when crushed, they would have stained
the dresses of those that sat upon them. Altogether, the room was
turned into a woodsy bower of violets; and I was given a great bunch of
the dear flowers to carry.
There had been only a week in which to prepare these sensational
effects, but everything was finished in time, and without flurry.
Already I knew a great many of Mrs. Ess Kay's friends; and on the day
of the tea it seemed that each person whose acquaintance I had made had
remembered me with a cartwheel of violets. All my flowers were placed
in vases on tables in the big drawing-room, adjoining the bower of
violets; and as a card was attached to each bunch, pinned on the masses
of violet satin ribbon which trailed from it, each giver could have the
pleasure of seeing how his gift compared with his neighbour's. It was a
wonderful displaya violet show. And, as Mrs. Ess Kay had said, it
was not the right time of the year for violets.
We stood on our feet for hours, smiled yards of smiles, and said the
same things over and over again so many times, that I began to feel
like a phonograph doll which I saw in my first New York shop. Only,
when I ran down nobody wound me up, and I had to go on by myself as
best I could, which was fatiguing, and made the machinery squeak.
But everybody said it was a huge success. The New York papers had
each more than a column about the function, as they called it, and
Mrs. Ess Kay was piously happy.
I had thought we were very gay before; but after the Violet Tea,
from getting up to going to bed, we never had a moment that hadn't its
own appointed place in the procession of hours, like a bead in a long
After breakfast, we went to the Casino, to play tennis, listen to
the concert, or pretend to, and to gabble. There, we would meet
everybody we knew; and it was odd to see the calm, but slightly
conscious air of superiority with which the Everybodies, going in or
out, passed the poor nobodies assembled to watch the Casino entrance.
Just as the middle and lower class people stand till they are ready to
drop, only to see the Queen drive into the Park, or leave Buckingham
Palace dreadfully bored, to open a bridge, so these Americans jostle
each other to see their millionaires and especially millionaires, going
to enjoy themselves. Fancy if Londoners reduced themselves to a state
of collapse for the pleasure of seeing Mr. Beit take off his hat to
Mrs. Wertheimer! But the millionaires in America seem to be like our
aristocracy, only more important, for the non millionaires take a great
deal more trouble to stare at them than the common people do at us.
After the Casino, there was always the beach, and the most
delightful things happened at the beach. It was never twice the same.
Then, we would lunch with some one, or some one would lunch with us at
The Moorings. Afterwards there would be a drive, calls to make, perhaps
two or three wonderful At Homes, or concerts, with great singers and
entertainers from New York; twenty minutes' rest, and then a scramble
to dress for dinner, with a dinner dance to follow, or amateur
Of course, as I haven't been presented yet, and don't know anything
about what the Season is like in Town, except what Vic has told me, I
can't judge of the differences at first hand; but then, Vic has told me
a lot, and I have heard Stan and Loveland talk; besides, one seems to
know one's own country and country people by instinct without having
actually to see what they do; and I'm sure that even in the smartest
set at home they don't dream of bothering their heads to think of such
original entertainments as in America.
In England there are just two or three kinds of parties. You give a
crush, which is grand if you have a big house, or you ask a few bright,
particular ones and enjoy yourself. Or in the country you have a house
party, and pick out the men because they can shoot and the women
because they are pretty; or else, if it's winter, you hunt and you have
theatricals. But the Americans at Newport turn up their noses at that
slow, old-fashioned kind of thing. They lie awake nights (I'm sure they
must) to think of something so original that nobody else can ever have
had anything the least like it before. It is better, too, to have it
very sensational and startling. If you are invited to a party, you
never know a bit what it will be like; whether you will dance in a
barn, and eat your supper on horseback out of decorated mangers;
whether there will be captive balloons at a garden party; whether a
Noah's Ark will have been rigged up on a miniature lake, or whether you
will have a pair of skates provided for you and find yourself cutting
figures on the ice in a gorgeously illuminated skating-rink, with the
thermometer up to goodness knows how many degrees outside.
Of course, in a place where everybody gets nervous prostration
trying to outdo everybody else in originality and extravagance, it
wouldn't be like Mrs. Ess Kay to let herself fall behind.
She simply made up her mind that her big entertainment should be
the affair of the season, before she decided what form it should
take. She thought instead of sleeping, for several nights, and began to
wear the expression on her face which I have in motor cars when I think
we are going to telescope with something twice our size, and am trying
to prepare for eternity with a pleasant smile on my lips. She ate
scarcely anything, telephoned a good deal, and took phenacetin in hot
milk. Then, suddenly, it came to her;I mean the Idea.
We were at lunch when she thought of it, and luckily there were no
visitors except Mrs. Pitchley and Carolyn, Mohunsleigh, and Tom
Doremus. It was bad enough even with them, for she half sprang up, then
sat down again, first going red, then going pale; and we all thought
she was getting ready to faint. But as soon as she could speak, she
said, when we shrieked at her, It's nothingnothing. I've just
thought of something, that's all.
Afterwards, when she and Sally and Potter and I were alone together,
she told us that at last she had got the right inspiration for her big
It was two days after the Violet Tea, so it was quite time she
should get it, she said; and she had been dreadfully worried, because
the invitations ought to go out almost at once. The famous Pink Ball at
the Casino was for the 23d, and she wanted to have her party the night
before, so that everybody would be worn out, and the ball would fall
But we've got our cards all right now, said Potter. Why do you
want to queer the show?
I intend to show Mrs. Van der Windt what I can do, she
Suppose a lot of the people you want refuse you, so that they can
be fresh for the ball? Sally suggested.
They won't, said Mrs. Ess Kay, when they have seen what I shall
say on the invitations.
Then she got up, went to her desk, took out some engraved cards
which she had ready, all but filling in the date, and wrote something
in one corner. What do you think of that? she asked Sally.
Sally took the card, looked at it for a minute, laughed, and passed
it on to me, while Potter came and stared over my shoulder.
She had written across the card: Fancy Dress, with Masks. A Visit
to the Maze; and Aladdin's Cave.
Do you think that will bring them? she enquired, with a triumphant
and mysterious air.
I think it will, said Sally.
You know your business, old girl, remarked Potter.
They'll want to know what it means, and they'll be bound to come
and find out. What is your idea, anyway?
I'll tell you another time, said Mrs. Ess Kay. I should like it
to be a surprise for Betty, just as it will be for people outside.
She'll enjoy it more.
I didn't tease to know the secret, though I was really curious,
especially about Aladdin's Cave, which seemed to promise something
gorgeous. The mystery was religiously kept; but there was plenty of
excitement in sending out the invitations.
There were endless discussions between Mrs. Ess Kay and Potter, and
though she seemed so angry with Mrs. Van der Windt and several other
members of the Ball committee, for trying to make a stand against her,
she was perfectly ruthless about the names she would scratch off the
lists her secretary was continually making out and revising for her.
I heard her say that she wouldn't have dreamed of asking the
Pitchleys, if they hadn't got hold of Mohunsleigh; and that Cora
Pitchley, whatever else she might be, was the cleverest woman in
Newport, to have scooped in all the honours. Though to this day I can't
see exactly what she meant, for she never would explain.
Anyhow, whatever the superlatively clever thing was that Mrs.
Pitchley had done, there was no longer a question of her being kept out
from the Pink Ball, or anything else. People were charming to her, and
we met Mrs. Van der Windt herself at the Chateau at a luncheon party
with a vaudeville entertainment afterwards, and also at a dinner. Mrs.
Van der Windt seemed to like my cousin, Mohunsleigh, very much, too,
and gave a moonlight motor car picnic especially for him, with only a
few people asked besides ourselves, and the Pitchleys and Tom Doremus.
Mohunsleigh had not expected to stay more than a few days; but when
he found that the friend he wanted to visit in California was detained
in New York on business, and Mrs. Pitchley and everybody urged him very
much to stop, he decided that he would. I didn't suppose that
Mohunsleigh would care for frivolities, after all the years he has
spent tramping about in strange countries, killing things; but he
appeared to be perfectly happy and nothing bored him, so long as the
Pitchleys were there.
When Mrs. Ess Kay was making out the list of invitations for the
great Blow Out, as Potter called it, Mohunsleigh happened to stroll
over to The Moorings alone. He came to tell us that he had made up his
mind to stay, and why.
You see, he exclaimed, I hadn't an invitation for any special
time, from Harborough. It was a sort of standing thing, given when we
met in Damascus last winter. I was to come when I could, and be always
welcome; that sort of thing, don't you know. I cabled the day I sailed,
and didn't get any answer, but I hadn't been in New York two hours when
I'm blessed if the beggar didn't walk in on me at the Waldorf. Jolly
glad to see me, and all that, but had to hang on in New York for a bit,
on some business or other. Now he thinks he can't get off for a
fortnight or so, and as what he's got on isn't my sort of racket, I
might as well be here as anywhere else, perhaps a little better.
What Harborough is your friend? enquired Mrs. Ess Kay, with
interest. The new San Francisco millionaire?
Don't know how new he is, said Mohunsleigh, or even whether he's
a millionaire, for it's the sort of thing one doesn't ask a chap. But
if he isn't a millionaire he can spend money like one, for I've seen
him do it. A deuce of a good fellow he is; don't know a better
It's Jameson B. Harborough, isn't it? asked Sally; and I was quite
surprised to hear her ask the question, for she never seems to take any
interest in a man just because he is a millionaire, as so many of the
other people I meet do.
Yes, those are his initials, said Mohunsleigh, looking bored.
Then it is the millionaire, Katherine, went on Sally, quite
eagerly. Don't you think, as he's said to be such an interesting,
original sort of person, and such a friend of Lord Mohunsleigh's,
besides, that it would be nice if you gave Lord Mohunsleigh a card to
send him, for your party on the 22d?
Why, yes, that's a very good idea of yours, Sally, exclaimed Mrs.
Ess Kay. I shall be delighted. I'll give you the card now, Lord
Mohunsleigh, if you don't mind.
Lord Mohunsleigh said that he would be very pleased, but he couldn't
tell at all whether his friend went in for that sort of thinghad an
idea he didn't, and rather fought shy of society shows, though, of
course, Harborough was a gentleman, and all that.
Anyhow, you send him the card, and write him a line saying we
should like to meet him, persisted Mrs. Ess Kay.
Accordingly, Mohunsleigh slipped the card in its crested envelope
into his pocket, and we heard nothing more of it for a while. Then,
when I at least had forgotten the conversation, in the wild rush for
pleasure in which we lived, he said one day to Mrs. Ess Kay and Sally
that his friend would be so much obliged if the invitation might be
kept open. Harborough couldn't be sure until the last moment whether he
could come or not, but would be delighted to do so, if he might be
allowed to decide at the last moment.
All Newport was soon talking about Mrs. Ess Kay's mysterious fancy
dress party, which wasn't exactly a ball, but wasnobody knew what.
People wondered about the Maze and Aladdin's Cave; and those who were
asked were sure they would be something to be remembered and talked of
through coming seasons; while those who were not, were equally certain
that the great mysteries would turn out to be stupid and childish. The
Pink Ball, which had been the one absorbing topic of conversation till
Mrs. Ess Kay's invitations appeared, became a matter of secondary
interest, and Mrs. Ess Kay and Mrs. Pitchley both began thus early to
Potter surprised me one morning with the design of a fancy dress,
which he announced that he'd been inspired in the night to sketch for
my benefit. According to him, I was to represent the Frost Sprite, in
glittering white garments, with a long veil like a trail of sparkling
mist. I thought it rather suggestive of a diamond-dusted Christmas
card, but Mrs. Ess Kay was so charmed with the idea that she begged me
to have it. Potter will be broken-hearted if you don't, and besides,
it will cost you next to nothing, she said.
It was the latter consideration rather more than the first which
decided me to give my gracious consent. Mrs. Ess Kay telegraphed to a
costumier, who was also an artist. He came, made a few practical
alterations in Potter's design, and arranged costumes for Mrs. Ess Kay
and Sally. Afterwards, when my bill came in, which it didn't do till I
asked for it, it certainly was ridiculously small, a mere nothing even
for me; but I couldn't help having some uncomfortable suspicions, and I
have them still.
XI. ABOUT A GREAT AFFAIR
And now I have come to the Great Affair.
It is the day after, and I have been scribbling down in a hurry all
the things that happened to me in Newport meanwhile, for somehow most
things have seemed to lead up to that.
I knew no more than anybody outside about the mystery of the Maze,
and Aladdin's Cave. The secret was wonderfully kept, although there was
a constant undertone of excitement running through the house for days
beforehand, and an army of workmen were busy in the groundsas
everyone calls themfirst putting up a gigantic marquee, and then
working inside it. One man told Mrs. Ess Kay that he had been offered a
hundred dollars by a New York newspaper to tell what was the nature of
his work at The Moorings, but either the bribe wasn't enough, or else
he was impeccable.
All under the house runs a great cellar. I knew this from the first,
because one broiling hot day, soon after I came, Sally took me down to
get cool after I had dressed for somebody's At Home, and looked like a
freshly boiled lobster. It's a series of rooms, perfectly ventilated,
with rough walls, and cemented floors. One of the rooms is of enormous
size, and there are stone pillars dotted about here and there for
supports. There is one other that is rather large, but the rest are
small. One is used as if it were an ice house; there are others for
wine; and there are some storerooms. For a week before the Great Affair
men were working down there all day, and towards the last far into the
night. Big boxes and bales were lugged down stairs, and didn't come up
again. Not a hint went round of what was going on, but I was sure that
Aladdin's Cave was in mysterious process of manufacture.
There seemed quite a pressure on the atmosphere for days at The
Moorings, except in Sally Woodburn's rooms, for I've noticed that she
is never excited by social events. They seem of little real importance
to her, I suppose, compared with the past which she has always in her
thoughts. When I was with her I felt calmer; but with others, or when I
was alone (which seldom happened for more than ten minutes at a
stretch) I was as much excited as anybody. Partly it may have been the
effect of climate, for the air in America certainly does make you feel
always as if something wonderful was going to happen to you round the
next corner; and partly it was the effect of Potter.
Potter was most disturbingand is still, for that matter. He has
the air of feeling that he and he alone has a right to me, and it's
quite a lesson in tact keeping the peace between him and other men who
feel it their Christian duty to be a little nice to a young foreigner.
But I am thinking now of the time before the Great Affair. It really
was a strain wondering what it would be like, and whether it would be a
grand success, or whether it would fall short of all the brilliant
expectations, when the mystery should be revealed.
At last the night came. The invitations were for ten o'clock, and
people could not resist the temptation to come soon after the hour, and
begin. Mrs. Ess Kay stood in the Early English drawing-room (that's the
style it's furnished in, or she believes it is) receiving without a
mask, and dressed to represent Queen Margaret of Navarre, from whom she
says that she is descended. She had another dress to put on afterwards,
so that none of the guests would recognise her, and she could have fun
with the rest, but no one knew about that except Sally and Potter, and
We others didn't appear at first, because we had no costumes to
change with, but by and by, when a lot of people had arrived, we
mingled with them.
As soon as anyone came in, Mrs. Ess Kay would say, How do you do,
my Lord of Leicester, or my noble George Washington, or whatever the
person might be trying to be. So glad to see you. You must go and have
a look at the Maze. Do you know how to find it? Just through that
curtain. You can't miss the way.
Then the gorgeous masker would cross the hall, and disappear behind
a great curtain of tapestry that covered an open doorway leading to the
garden. But he hadn't to go out of doors. A canvas covered, winding
passage took him to the vast marquee, which was, of course, the Maze.
But why it was the Maze, and what happened to you in the Maze after you
had got in, I didn't know any more than the outsiders. That was the fun
of it for me, of course; and it really was fun.
Sally had only taken enough pains about her dress to save annoying
Mrs. Ess Kay. She was a White Carmelite, with a veil over her face
instead of a mask. But Potter had made a tremendous fuss about himself.
He was Flame, which he said was appropriate in the circumstances, as he
had got so used to playing Fire to my Frost, he felt quite at home in
the character. And he was very magnificent. He had designed the costume
himself, for he fancies himself at that sort of thing; and my white
sparkling robes, and his scarlet satin and carbuncle embroidery, and
copper and gold fringes did look rather effective side by side.
He made that an excuse for insisting that I should go with him into
the Maze, although a tall Hamlet and a Henry V. of England both wanted
to take me.
Potter whisked me away from them somehow, and we passed under the
tapestry curtains while one of the two Hungarian bands Mrs. Ess Kay had
hired played a waltz which made me long to dance.
This way to the Maze; this way to the Maze, a man dressed like a
Beefeater was continually saying. He stood just outside the door, in a
kind of canvas vestibule, lined with greenery, so that it looked like
the entrance to a bower.
The passage to the marquee had been made so beautiful, that I
couldn't help crying out to Potter with admiration. Not an inch of the
canvas showed, for we walked through a sort of tunnel of roses, all lit
up with invisible electric lights. It was like the way to fairyland;
and the floor was covered with a mat of artificial grass, like they
have for stage lawns, Potter said.
I thought, when we came to the end of the rose-tunnel, we should
find ourselves in a big open space in the marquee, but when the tunnel
stopped, we were in a narrow alley between tall green bushes, set so
thickly and so close together that we couldn't see what was on the
other side. Above us, instead of the canvas roof of the marquee (which
must have been over all), a violet mist seemed to float, with a very
faint, soft light filtering through it, like blue moonlight. I suppose
it must have been ever and ever so many thicknesses of blue gauze, with
shaded lights hanging above, but the effect was mysterious and
We had only gone on a little way when we arrived at a tiny house
built apparently of red flowers; and there was a red light coming out
of the one little window. The Witch of the Woods Lives Here, said a
card on the door.
We pushed, and inside was a room, with a young woman in white,
crystal-gazing as hard as she could. She had also a velvet cushion on
which you laid your hand, and she told your character and your fortune.
Some people in historical dress were ready to come out just as we were
going in, and one of them said, It's Madame Cortelyn. Mrs.
Stuyvesant-Knox must have given her at least five hundred dollars or
she wouldn't have come a step.
We had our hands done, and the Witch of the Woods told me that I had
come from across the water, but that I would marry a man on this
side; and then she saw some one in the crystal who looked so exactly
like Potter Parker, that I wished I had stopped outside her red house.
After this, we kept losing ourselves in different green-walled
paths, and suddenly coming on booths where variety entertainments were
going on; or funny cardboard pagodas, where celebrated Japanese artists
did your portrait in five minutes on rice paper; or silk tents with
conjuring shows. And there was a place where you fished in a small
round pond with magnets and caught little metal frogs with jewels in
their heads, which you picked out. Farther on was a miniature Eastern
bazaar where girls in gauze danced, while you drank Turkish coffee and
pushed spoonfuls of sherbet under the lace on your mask. And there was
a kinematograph entertainment of a bull fight, which I wouldn't look
at, and some martyrs being reluctantly eaten by lions; and Otero
All the masked people we met were enjoying themselves very much, and
saying this was the best thing for years. And it really was fun, but at
last I thought we must have seen it all, and I wanted to go out.
Besides, I was tired of being with Potter, who would be sentimental,
though I begged him not.
How do you propose to escape? he asked. This is a Maze. The
proper dodge in a Maze is to be lost, and I am lost. So are you. We're
But I want to be found now, said I. We've been lost long enough.
There are lots of other things to do.
And there's all night to do them in, said Potter. I daresay we
shall be lost for an hour or so yet. We've been wandering around from
one path to another, and we've never seen the same thing twice, so
perhaps there's a lot more to explore.
You must know, I said. It wasn't kept a secret from you, as it
was from me. You must have been through this Maze heaps of times, and
of course you know the way out.
If I did, I've forgotten it, Potter coolly remarked. Then he
changed his tone. You make me forget everything, Bettyeverything but
You're not to call me Betty! I said crossly, for I was tired of
having conversations turned like that. And I thought that I would be
having much more fun with someone else; for what is the good of wearing
a mask, if you are only to talk with people you know?
There's something else I'd a great deal sooner call you, he half
whispered. Come into this little dell where the fountain is, and the
orange trees, and let me tell you.
I don't want to know, I said.
Yes, you do. Come along, anyhow, and I'll pick you an orange.
Perhaps there'll be something nice inside it, like there was in the
I wasn't to be bribed in that way, but he took hold of my hand, and
pulled, so that I had to go with him unless I wished to resist and be
silly. Several people were coming towards us round the twist of the
path, and one tall man ahead of the others, dressed very plainly like a
Puritan, was looking hard at us. Rather than make a scene, I went
quietly with Potter; but as soon as he had whisked me into the little
dell with the orange trees and the fountain, he pushed one of the
trees, and it moved forward in a groove, so as to block up the entrance
and hide the dell from anyone who walked along the path.
That's not a bad trick, is it? said he. I had that arranged on
On purpose for what? I was silly enough to ask.
To bring you here, and get you to myself. This is Betty's Bower;
but nobody knows it except you and me.
With that, he pulled off his mask, and made as if he would help me
to do the same with mine, but I stepped back, and almost tumbled over
into the fountain. Perhaps I would, if he hadn't caught me round the
waist; but instead of letting go when he had steadied me on my feet, he
drew me closer to him. I gave a twist and a little angry cry, and just
then, to my joy, someone from outside pushed the orange tree back in
its groove so as to leave an opening again.
I darted out, and caught a glimpse of the tall Puritan man who was
apparently engaged in pulling the tree forward so as to close the gap
and shut Potter in.
It was so quick, that I hardly had time to understand whether it was
being done for my sake or not, but I didn't stop to think; I simply
ran. I met harlequins, and queens, kings and columbines hunting in
couples (the green alleys were only broad enough for two), but I pushed
by them and went flitting down path after path, though voices called
after me, and people pretended to shiver with cold as Frost passed.
Then, suddenly, I think this is a way out, said a voice I knew,
speaking just behind me. It was the voice of my brown man. I could have
recognised it among thousands. But when I looked, it was the tall
figure of the grey Puritan who had helped me to get away from Potter
I didn't answer a word; not even to say Thank you; or Is this
really you, Mr. Brett? I just went in the direction he said, and in
another minute I was out under the Italian pergola, draped with roses
and wistaria, that runs for a long way overlooking the sea. Then I
glanced over my shoulder, and he was there, but hesitating as if he
hadn't decided whether to come with me, or go back.
When I saw this, I did stop and mumble in a low voice, It is
you, isn't it, Mr. Brett?
Yes, he answered. I hope you forgive me?
Oh, I thank you, said I. Iwanted to come away. But how did you
know thatand how did you know me?
I couldn't help seeing that you were being pretty well forced to do
something you didn't want to do, he replied, coming a few steps
nearer; and there seemed to be nobody under the pergola except just us
two. I don't suppose I had any right to be angry at seeing that
happen, but I was. So I did what I did on the spur of the moment. As
for recognising youIwell, you're rather tall, you know, and have a
way of holding your head thatthat isn't easily forgotten.
I'm sorry I'm so badly disguised, I said, laughing. But I'm glad
you knew me. I'm so glad, too, that I'm out here. I began to
havequite a stifled feeling. How lovely it is in this pergola, isn't
it? Do you think we might walk for a few minutesand get cool?
May I walk with you? he asked, in a humble sort of way,
that gave me a funny little pain in my heart.
Please do, I said quickly, and as cordially as I couldfar more
cordially than I would have spoken to any man in Mrs. Ess Kay's set.
It's nice to see you here to-night.
You must be very much surprised.
I had said Yes, before I stopped to think; and then I was sorry,
because it showed that I was thinking he did not belong in such a scene
as this. But it was too late to go back, so I went on, instead. It's a
It's more than kind of you not quite to have forgotten a waif like
me, he said.
I shall never forget you, said I. Why, of course, I couldn't.
And I noticed that my voice sounded quite earnest, just as I felt; but
I wasn't sure that I ought to let him knoweven if he was poor and
unluckythat I did feel so sincerely about it. There's Vivace, you
know, for one reason.
What about Vivace?
Oh, you needn't pretend; because I was sure you gave him to me, and
I wanted so much to write to that Club and thank you, only I thought as
you had put no name, perhaps I'd better not. I must tell you now,
though; I can't think how you came to be so kind.
It was one of the greatest pleasures I have ever had. You
were kind not to be offended with me. I didn't mean to take a liberty.
I thought you would like the little chap.
I love him dearly. Often I should have been dreadfully homesick if
it hadn't been for him. He always seems to understand if I feel gloomy,
and he does his dear little brindled best to cheer me up.
Vivace is a lucky and happy dog.
But don't you miss him?
No. For I like to think that you have him. You see, you were very
kind to me, when I was in a hard position, and a good deal down on my
luck. There was nothing I could do to show how I appreciated ituntil
I thought of Vivace. It was our little talk on the dock, about 'finding
a lost dog,' that put the idea into my head.
I guessed as much, said I, laughing. It was that made me sure at
once who it was I had to thank for Vivace. AndI was glad he had been
yours. After what I'd seen you do on board ship, you know, II
honoured you. And I feel proud to think thatwe are friends.
You think of me as your friend? he asked, in a voice that showed
he was glad, or excited, or something that wasn't quite calm.
Indeed, I do think of you so, I assured him. And you've proved
your friendship for me three times. Once on the dock. Once, by giving
up dear Vivace for me. And now again to-night, when you came to my
rescue. I wasreally bored in there, you know. And people seem to give
themselves so much liberty inin their jokes when they're masked.
I have to thank the masks for being at Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox's house
to-night, said Jim Brett. You must be wondering how they let me in,
considering that, on account of the masks, everybody had to show their
invitation cards at the gates. I had mine all right. Butthere are
such things as newspaper reporters, as you know to your sorrow. I don't
say I am here in that capacity; but I leave you to draw your own
What fun! I exclaimed.
It is fun now; I had no right to dare, but I did dare to hope that
I might have a glimpse of you. I was sure that I should recognise you.
If I'd dreamed of your being here, I should have recognised you, I
said. You're taller than any other man here, I think.
Men grow tall in the West, where I come from.
Yes, and strong, toothank God.
Men are brave all the world over.
I should think there are none braver than you, Mr. Brett, I said.
It's glorious for a man like me to hear such kind words from a girl
like you, though I don't deserve them, he answered. But I shall try
to deserve them. All my life I shall be better for having heard them
from your lips. You can hardly guess what it is to me. Perhaps the
thing that comes nearest to it, would be if a prisoner for life in some
dark pit heard a voice of sympathy speaking to himactually to
himfrom a high white star.
Oh, don't speak of yourself as a prisoner in the dark! I cried.
What else am I, when I stop to reflect how hopelessly I must be
removed by circumstances from glorious heightswhere stars shine.
But there can be nothing in your circumstances, Mr. Brett, I
insisted, eagerly, which need remove you from any heights. I
wonder youso brave and strong, and an American, toocan say that of
yourself. Why, you can reach anything, do anything you really wish, if
you just want it enough.
Do you, an English girl, a daughter of the aristocracy, tell me
that? he asked.
I do. As if that makes any differenceany real, true
difference, I mean, when it comes to the heart of things. Oh, I've been
thinking of such matters a great deal lately. I suppose because I'm
among Americans. It must be that which has put the subject so much in
Tell me what you have been thinking.
Oh, I can hardly tell. But for one thing, I've begun to see that a
mana man like you, for instance, Mr. Brettoughtn't to call himself
unlucky because he's poor, and has perhaps not been able to have as
many advantages as richer men. He ought simply to feel that he has it
in him to make himself equal in every way with the highest.
You mean, he can 'hustle,' as the saying is with us, and get rich,
so as to stand on an equality with millionaires?
No, it wasn't money I was thinking about. I've met a good many
millionaires since I've been here, but I've seen none whom you need
look upon as your superior. What I mean is that you've only to be
ambitious enough, and not feel that you're handicapped by your
start, to attain to what you want in lifeyes, whatever it may be.
You mean all this, Lady Betty? he asked quickly. You have as much
faith as that in me?
Yes, I answered; and the stars and the sea seemed to sing with my
thoughts. I felt uplifted, somehow. It was a wonderful sensation, which
it would be impossible to describe. But I had an exciting impression
that Jim Brett shared it. The music of the Hungarian band flowed out
from the house, and beat in my blood. His voice sounded as if it beat
in his, too.
You can't dream what my ambitions are, or maybe you wouldn't say
I'm sure they would only be noble ones.
It's true; they are noble. Yet you might not approve. But they're
part of my life. I couldn't give them up now, and live.
I should like to hear about them, I said, almost more to myself
than to him.
Some day, if we meet againand I mean we shall, since you have
called me friendperhaps you will let me tell you about them. I shall
ask you to listen. But not now. I daren't now. The time hasn't come.
Only promise me this, Lady Betty; that you won't forget me; that you'll
think of me kindly, sometimes.
I do think of you very often, I said, and talk about you to
Vivace. Poor little Vivace. He doesn't forget. How he did
whimper when I had to drag him away from you that day in the wistaria
arbour at Central Park. This isn't unlike that arbour, is it?
There's wistaria here too. I believe I shall always think of that day
when I see wistaria. It is odd we should meet again next time in a
place so much the sameand just as unexpectedly.
Just as unexpectedly, echoed Mr. Brett, in an odd, thoughtful
tone. It's wonderful that we should meet at allconsidering
everything. Then he laughed, rather bitterly, I thought. Aren't you
afraid of me, Lady Betty, after your experience of journalistssince
I've half hinted to you I may be acting in that capacity to-night?
Afraid of you? I repeated, laughing. As if I could be. I would
trust you in everything.
As I said that, a lot of people came out of the Maze in the marquee,
by the exit Mr. Brett had found for me. They streamed into the dimly
lighted pergola, in their fantastic costumes, laughing and talking, and
the beautiful peace of the blue nightbroken only by the throb of
distant musicwas gone completely.
I had thought of taking off my mask, but I was glad now that I'd
kept it on.
They came towards us, all in great spirits, having a game of Follow
my Leader, and their leader, a Chinese Mandarin, was offering to guide
them to the Cave of Aladdin. I was glad that the Flame Spirit wasn't in
the gay procession. Evidently he had missed me, and gone some other
way; or else he was too angry to wish to find me again.
The crowd stopped to speak to us, making jokes in disguised voices.
Some of the things they said made me feel that it would be
uncomfortable to linger behind with the Puritan, when they had passed
Let's join them, shall we? I asked. They're going to Aladdin's
Cave. Wouldn't you like to see it?
Yes, he said. And we followed the wild party, at a discreet
We went into the house again, by a roundabout way, and it wasn't
until we were in the big hall that we learned just how Aladdin's Cave
was to be found. On a background of dark red flowers, made into a great
shield and hung over a door, glittered and scintillated three words, in
electric light, To Aladdin's Cave. The letters had been lighted up
only since I had been gone, for I suppose the idea was to make everyone
go into the Maze first.
We had to pass through several rooms and corridors, all of which had
been emptied of furniture and lined with canvas scenery cleverly
painted to illustrate events in the story of Aladdin. Everything was
shown up to the time that Aladdin went down into the Cave at the
bidding of the magician disguised as his uncle; and then came the
entrance of the cave itself, which was done in imitation rockwork. But
I knew that it was the way down to the cellar. Either the stairs had
been removed, or else covered up with a theatrical kind of embankment,
that made a winding path, twisting back and forth under a roof of the
imitation rock, and sloping always downward. At the bottom was a screen
of spun glass, made to look like a falling cataract of bright water,
and until you had passed out from behind it you saw nothing except a
glow of rosy light filtering through the transparent glass. But when
you did come out, unless you were a stick or a stone, you couldn't
resist giving an Oh! of surprised admiration.
The whole cellarat least all of it that was left visiblehad been
turned into a fairy cave of jewels. The walls and ceiling looked like
rocks studded with blazing rubies and flashing diamonds. The rough
pillars which supported the floor of the house above were great
sparkling stalactites and stalagmites. The cemented floor was covered
with sand that glittered like diamond dust, and there were fruit trees
and rose bushes, rows of tall hollyhocks, and buds of tulips all
apparently made of illuminated jewels, something like the
transformation scene in a Pantomime they once took me to seeonly a
hundred times prettier.
At the far end of the Cave a bright red light kept coming and going,
but I couldn't see by what it was made, because of the laughing crowd
collected round it. We went nearer, and as others moved away we took
their places, so that at last we saw what caused the light and made the
great attraction for the people.
It was a giant lamp of a strange shape, standing up to the height of
four or five feet from the floor, on a pedestal; and behind it stood
the Genie, a fearful and wonderful apparition who said things, in a
deep bass voice, which made everybody shout with laughter. It's Fred
Kane, the great Funny Man, said somebody.
The Genie's witticisms came whenever anyone rubbed the lamp, which
each person was requested to do, as he or she approached. While it was
being rubbed the magic lamp flared up, and gave out the bright red
light we'd seen at a distance, and simultaneously the Genie took
something from a huge sequin covered bag he had looped over one of his
arms. If the person who rubbed the lamp was a man, he dipped into the
left hand bag; if a woman, he dived into the right hand one. Each time
a beautiful trinket came out, and was presented with a low bow and an
excruciatingly funny speech, suitable to the character which the person
had undertaken for the evening. His wit never failed.
Mr. Brett and I went up together. The Genie crossed arms and grabbed
something for us out of both his bags at the same time. Then, by
mistake, he gave me the thing from the left hand bag, and Mr. Brett the
one from the right. We walked away to let others have their chance,
looking at the presents we had got. It was funny, they both happened to
Mine was twisted bands of platinum and gold, forming a knot to hold
a cabuchon sapphire. His was a thin setting for seven stones, set in a
straight row; diamond, emerald, amethyst, ruby, emerald, sapphire,
Yours is meant for a woman, and mine for a man, I said. He got
them out of the wrong bags. But they're both pretty, and so queer.
Will youshall we change? he asked.
Oh, I didn't mean to suggest that, I hurried to say. I can give
mine to my brother when I go home. And youthere must be some one
I've no sister. And there's no one else, said Mr. Brett. Do have
it. You see, I couldn't get it on my little finger. And won't you keep
the big one too? It isn't as if I were like Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox's
I couldn't bear to hear him say that, so I broke in and insisted
that he should have the ring. She would want you to have it of course,
if she knew, I said. And besides, I want you to, which is something.
It's everything, he answered.
Then we changed rings, and I told him that I hoped his would bring
him luck, glorious luck.
Do you wish it may give me what I want most in the world? he
asked; and I said that I did.
What do you wish mine may give me? I went on.
What do you want most? Great wealth? he questioned me.
I shook my head.
To have the world at your feet?
I shouldn't know what to do with it.
To have the one you love best on earth love you?
I should have to stop and think which one it is.
Then I wish that you may love the one who loves you best on earth
and more than all the world.
Just as I was looking up, surprised at his tone more than his words,
there came a burst of music, and part of the wall, with the platform on
which the Genie and his Lamp had been standing, rolled away. The other
big room of the cellar was revealed, with quantities of little tables
all laid out for supper, and the walls covered with smilax and roses.
In the middle of this new room was a huge illuminated ship of ice, in a
Everybody exclaimed and laughed in their surprise at such an
unexpected transformation. Now was the time for unmasking, of course,
and there were shrieks of surprise and amusement as people discovered
who their companions really were. For a minuteI'm sure it couldn't
have been moreI forgot Mr. Brett, to stare at the great glittering
ice ship. When I turned to speak to him, he was gone. And whether he
vanished on purpose, because he didn't want to unmask in a company of
strange people, or whether he was separated from me by the sudden press
of the crowd, I don't know. I suppose I shall never know. I only know
that I lost him, and that I was immediately surrounded by other men,
saying nice things about my costume, wanting me to have supper with
them, and asking me for dances afterwards.
[Illustration: When I turned to speak to him he was gone ... and
I was immediately surrounded by other men asking me for dances]
The rest of the night went by with a wild rush. We didn't stop
dancing till four, we young people; and I believe the older ones played
bridge. We had a second supper served upstairs towards dawn, and when
the last people went away, it was broad and glorious daylight.
Well, deah, said Sally, cosily, when everyone had gone, and she
had come into my room to help me undress. Had you a good time?
Splendid! said I, sighing with joy. I'm dancing stillin my
head. My first ball!
Katherine doesn't call it a ball. But that's a detail. Had you any
Oh, Sally, how came you to think of such a thing? But isn't it
too extraordinary? I had three.
Because I hardly knew the men!
Americans make up their minds quickly about what they want.
So Mr. PSo I've been told.
Didn't even give them a wee mite of hope?
Dear me, no.
Poor Potterfor one.
Sally, I do wish he wouldn'tdo that sort of thing, since
you speak of it. It makes it so embarrassing. And somehow, I don't feel
he really means it. I've always the impression thatthat he does it
because he thinks he ought.
He'd like to marry you, Betty. There's no doubt of that. And one
can't blame him for it.
Well, if he keeps on, I shall be driven away, I said. Although
they don't want me to go home yet, forfor several reasons. I
don't want to go, either. I'm having a wonderful experience. But
Haven't you met any man you could imagine yourself caring for,
deah? Or, perhaps, you don't fancy Americans.
Oh, I do, I exclaimed. They're all great fun. And oneone man
I've met I think superior to any other I ever knew. But then, I've
known so few, and I don't know him well. You needn't look at me like
that. It isn't a romance, you dear. I'm most unlikely to know him any
better, ever. Heisn't like the rest. He isn't like anybody else I
Now, said Sally, coaxingly, you might tell me if he's one of the
three who proposed?
Indeed, he isn't, and he never will. Why, Sally, I don't mind
telling you I mean that Mr. Brett, who was on the ship, and whom we met
afterwards accidentally in the Park. He is rather
wonderfulconsidering his stationisn't he?
He'd be rather wonderful in any station. That's my theory about
I think it's mine, too. He was here to-nightas a newspaper
reporter, he hinted, though he didn't exactly say he was, in so many
words. Did he talk to you?
Yes, said Sally. Indirectly, I got him his chance to come.
I gave him good advice, said I, laughing. All about his future,
and ambition, and things like that. I hope he'll take it.
He'll probably try all he knows. Did he thank you prettily?
I'm not sure whether he thanked me at all. But he gave me this
ring, and wished me luck with it. It was the Genie's present to him in
Aladdin's Cave. I changed with him, for the one I had. But this is much
D-E-A-R-E-S-T, Dearest, Sally spelt out, as she held the third
finger of my right hand, on which I'd slipped the ring.
Where do you find that? I asked quickly.
Don't you know? Why, the stones spell it. Diamond, emerald,
amethyst, ruby, emerald, sapphire, topaz.
I felt my cheeks burn when she gave me this explanation.
I wonder if Mr. Brett knew?
XII. ABOUT A WEDDING AND A DISASTER
It's more than a fortnight since I've been able to write about any
of the things that have happened to me. The last I did was on the
morning after the Great Affair, when we were looking forward to the
Pink Ball in the evening. Mrs. Ess Kay didn't quite have her wish, for
the ball was a moderate success; but it did seem a pale pink after the
gorgeousness of the night before, and it might have been still paler
(as everyone felt rather washed out) if it hadn't been for one special
excitement. Mohunsleigh's engagement to Carolyn Pitchley was announced,
and we were told that the wedding would have to be soon, as Mohunsleigh
had had news which called him back to England, and he wanted to take
his bride with him.
Before I stopped to think, I'd promised Carolyn to be one of her
bridesmaids; but five minutes later I would almost have liked to change
my mind, because of Potter. He was asked to be an usher. (I didn't know
at the time what that meant, but I had a vague impression it was
something of importance at American weddings) so that I was sure to see
a lot of him if I were bridesmaid, and in any case, I was beginning to
feel he might make it too awkward for me to visit much longer with Mrs.
However, when on second thoughts, I tried to get out of my promise,
by hinting that I might have to go home, Carolyn seemed ready to cry
and said that if I threw her over it would spoil everything. The
wedding would be in ten days, and surely, I hadn't been thinking of
going back to England as soon as that?
It was quite true, I hadn't. And more than that, I knew I shouldn't
be welcome at home. I made up my mind to get through somehow, and told
Carolyn I had only been joking.
She had always wanted to be married at Grace Church in New York, but
New York is no place for August weddings, if an August wedding you must
have; so Carolyn's invitations, which appeared almost immediately after
the engagement was announced, told everyone that Mr. and Mrs. Pitchley
begged them to be present at their daughter's marriage in the drawing
room of the Château de Plaisance.
I didn't know that you could be married in a drawing room, but it
seems you can, quite properly. However, when I go home I don't think
I'd better say much about that part of Mohunsleigh's wedding, or some
of the old-fashioned people mightn't understand. I should hate them to
get the idea just because of the drawing room, that poor Carolyn was
morganatic, or something.
She seemed ecstatically happy, more than I could imagine any girl
being if she had to marry Mohunsleigh, who, although a dear good fellow
when you know him, isn't a bit romantic. But he suddenly blossomed out
into all sorts of pleasant American ways, sent Caro flowers and things
every day, though I fancy he couldn't afford it, gave her a lovely
solitaire diamond ring, which I'm sure he couldn't, and a
guard, an heirloom in his family.
It would have been shocking, Carolyn said, for her to be seen
anywhere after the invitations were out, though I can't think why, as
she didn't seem at all ashamed of marrying Mohunsleigh, but rather the
contrary, and asked me hundreds of questions about what she would have
to do when she was a Countess. Fortunately, though, she had lots of
things to keep her busy indoors, trying on such frocks as she could get
made in a hurry, and writing letters to every girl she knew, announcing
The funniest things about the whole affair werefor methe ushers,
the rehearsals for the wedding, and having a married woman as a sort of
head bridesmaid. Carolyn's best girl chum was married herself in the
spring, so she had to be what they call a Matron of Honour.
It seemed horribly irreverent to rehearse for the ceremony, but
nobody else thought so, except Mohunsleigh and me, and Mohunsleigh said
in confidence, that he'd found out the bridegroom was a mere lay figure
at a wedding,anyhow in America,and he intended to let Caro do
exactly as she liked until after they were married. Then she might have
to find out that once in a while it would be just as well if she did
what he liked. But he asked me not to mention this to Carolyn and her
stepmother, so I didn't. And in spite of my objection, the rehearsals
were interesting. I felt as if I oughtn't to laugh and joke, but the
others all did tremendously, so I did too in the end.
Mohunsleigh was disappointed because that Californian friend of his
(whom he would have visited if it hadn't been for falling in love
unexpectedly and getting married) couldn't come and be his best man. He
urged him, but something interfered, Mohunsleigh didn't tell us what,
and Mr. Jameson B. Harborough wasn't even able to come to the wedding.
I was disappointed, too, as Mohunsleigh had told us such romantic
things about his friend, that we all wanted to see him. Mr. Harborough
had been a sailor, and a cowboy, and had left everything to fight in
the Spanish war, where he'd done brave and splendid things, and might
have stayed in the army afterwards as a Captain, if he had liked. But
he preferred to go back to his old, free life, and was still a poor
young man until two or three years ago, when some land in which he'd
invested a few savings, turned out to have gold in itquantities of
gold, gold enough to make a famous mine, and give Mr. Harborough a
great fortune. Sally knew a good deal about the new millionaire, too.
It seemed that cousins of his in the West somewhere were acquaintances
of hers, and had told her how immensely he had been sought out and
flattered in San Francisco and other places, since he'd become rich. He
hated it so much that he'd gone abroad and stopped a long time
wandering about in strange Eastern countries making friends with
Bedouins and people like that, who love horses better than money, and
on account of certain experiences with women, he'd got almost a morbid
horror of falling in love with some girl who would only pretend to like
him, while in reality, all she cared about was his money. Nobody in
Mrs. Ess Kay's set knew Jameson B. Harborough, though everybody would
like to, so it was a blow to others beside Mohunsleigh and me that he
couldn't or wouldn't show himself at Newport for the wedding.
With the exception of this one hitch, nothing went wrong so far as
the wedding party was concerned, but with me things began to go very
wrong several days before Caro and Mohunsleigh were married. There was
a fuss of some sort between Sally and Mrs. Ess Kay, and Sally came to
me, very much upset, to say that she would have to leave The Moorings
immediately, she couldn't stand it twenty-four hours longer, even for
my sake. She had promised to visit a friend in Chicago, sooner or
later, so she would go straight to her, and if anything too tiresome
should happen before I was ready to sail for home, I had better run out
there;the friend would be delighted to have me. Sally gave me the
address, and I told her I would write often, but of course I didn't
dream of having to accept her invitation. I missed her badly, but not
as much as if the wedding had not been so near.
Poor old Mohunsleighwho knows more about the manners of polar
bears than etiquette in American society,was coached by Potter; and
the night before the wedding rehearsal reluctantly gave an elaborate
dinner to his best man, (an officer in Stan's regiment who happened to
turn up) and the six ushers. The same day Carolyn had her Matron of
Honour and the bridesmaids to lunch, and we did have fun talking over
things. I should have thought a luncheon with all girls and no men
might have been a little tame, and perhaps it would in England, but in
America girls are not at all shy. They say just as funny things as men,
and take the most beautiful pains to amuse each other, so that it's
impossible to be bored, and for hours on end you forget there is such a
creature as Man.
At home, Mohunsleigh would have had to give us things, of course;
but in America, it appears that the bridegroom makes presents to the
best man and the ushers; so it was from Carolyn that I got a duck of a
brooch, like an American flag, with stripes of diamonds and rubies, and
the blue part sapphires. Mohunsleigh said that, as he was awfully hard
up, it was bad luck for him to have to provide each of the bridesmaids
with bouquets and chiffon muffs, and he could not see at all that it
was a pretty idea for everything they carried in their hands to come
from the bridegroom. But as Sally had told me that Carolyn's father had
settled ten million dollars on her, I don't think Mohunsleigh need have
Although it was in a house, the wedding was very picturesque, and
the bride and groom stood under a bell of white roses about as large as
I enjoyed it all immensely, for it was my first time as bridesmaid,
and I had a lovely frock and hat (copied from an old picture) for
whichwhen I wanted the billI found Sally had paid. There was a
crush at the reception, but it only lasted two hours. After the bride
and groom had gone, with showers of rice and satin slippers, we stayed
and had a dancejust the ushers and bridesmaids and a few young
people, who were intimate friends of Carolyn's.
It was then that my greatest troubles began. On a pretence of
showing some wedding presents which he said I hadn't seen because they
were in a different room from the others, Potter got me alone and
proposed again. This time he didn't laugh and joke, as he had before,
so that I could take it half in fun even while it made me
uncomfortable, but was very serious indeed. When I wanted to go out he
stood in front of the door, and wouldn't let me pass; and his chin and
eyes looked so horribly determined that he was more like Mrs. Ess Kay
My dear little ladyship, he said, you're not going to get away
until you've given me my answer.
But I have given it, said I.
I don't call what you've given me an answer, because you see, I
want you so much, and I've made up my mind so hard and fast to have
you, that I shan't take 'no' for an answer.
I don't see how you can help it, as it's the only one I have to
give, and I've told you that two dozen times at least, I said,
beginning to feel irritable, as I always have from the first, whenever
Potter talked about love.
I know you have, but that doesn't count. There's no such word as
fail in the bright lexicon of my youth. Look here, dear girl, you don't
quite realise perhaps what a good time I'd give you if you married me.
I've got as much money as my sister has, and I'd do just as you liked
about staying in the army. You could have a house in New York, and a
whole, real live castle in your own country, if you liked. I wouldn't
care a rap how much you spent on clothes, and there isn't a woman in
America who's got better jewels than you should haveI'd see to that.
Besides, you could do what you chosefor your own people. I couldn't
stint you; I want to be friends with them. I never talked like this to
you before, but you see what I mean; and now, isn't what I've said any
I wouldn't need any such inducements if I loved you, I answered.
But I don't, and can't; and somehow I never have been able to believe
that you really loved me.
If that's the trouble, you can make your mind easy. I want you
Then I'm sorry, forI simply can't marry you. I should be
miserable, and so would you.
I'll risk that. You're too much of an English rosebud to understand
anything about love. What you must do is to trust others who know what
you ought to want better than you do yourself. Your mother, for
instance. You'd like to please herand your sister and brother,
wouldn't you? Well, they all want you to say 'yes' to me.
How do you know? I broke out.
I do know. You can ask Kath if it isn't true.
I don't want to talk to her about it.
You needn't, if you'll only be a good girl and do what everybody
expects you to do. Come now, do say yes, and let's be happy.
That did make me furious.
Anyone would think I was a naughty child, and you were some kind of
medicine the whole family was waiting for me to take! I exclaimed.
It's a wonder you don't get out your watch and give me five minutes to
do it in.
His eyes began to sparkle with anger. I believe he would have liked
to box my ears, and I know I could have boxed his.
I thought English girls were brought up to be sensible, said he,
I can't help what you thought, I answered, rudely, for I was
getting desperate. You've no right to keep me here like this, and it
won't do you a bit of good, for if you stand there till we're both in
our second childhood, I won't change my mind. You ought to know that
now, Mr. Parker. Please let me go.
He didn't move.
If you don't, I'll scream at the top of my lungs, I said. And he
must have seen that I meant it, for he flung open the door with a slam
and I swept past him, with my nose in the air, trying to look like
[Illustration: I swept past him with my nose in the air, trying
to look like Mother]
I didn't see him again till it was time to go home. Then he drove
back with Mrs. Ess Kay and me to The Moorings in the shut-up motor car,
and didn't open his mouth once on the waywhich was wonderful for him,
and seemed somehow ominous.
I had been too angry and excited after that scene of ours to feel
unhappy, or to worry much about what might come next, but that drive,
short as it was, with Potter freezingly silent, and Mrs. Ess Kay
alarmingly polite, made me feel that the end had come. I was sure she
had been told by her brother what an obstinate, ungrateful girl I was,
and I had a guilty sinking of the heart, as if I really had been both.
There was no Sally to protect me now, no one to advise me what to do,
and there was a big lump in my throat as I said good night and went to
my own room.
I hadn't been there long when there came a knock at the doorthe
same determined kind of inexorable knock which Mother gives when I've
been found out in something which she thinks it her duty to make me
I'd locked the door, and would have liked to make some excuse not to
open it; but it was Mrs. Ess Kay's door, and Mrs. Ess Kay's room, just
as much as it was Mrs. Ess Kay's brother I had refused.
She sailed in all in black, like an executioner, though of course,
executioners don't go down into history wearing chiffon trimmed with
My dear Betty, said she, subsiding into a large armchair, I want
to have a serious talk with you.
It would have been stupid pretending not to understand, so I just
looked at her, and waited.
I daresay, you can guess what it's about? she went on.
I suppose so, I said. I'm very sorry about everything. But I
can't help not being in love with Mr. Parker, can I?
I should have thought, said Mrs. Ess Kay, that your Mother's
daughter would have attached very little importance to being in love.
Apparently she hasn't been as successful with you as with Lady
Victoria. Believe me, Betty, there's nothing in itnothing at all.
In what you call 'being in love.' A girl fancies a man for his
eyes, or his dancing, or because he is strong, and she thinks she's in
love with him, but it's only a fancy which passes before she's been his
wife for twelve months, and she wonders what she ever saw in him then.
A year after you have been married to my brother, you will be very fond
of him, and you will be one of the most important young women in
America as well as in Europe. Oh, my dear, you will have to take
him. Your Mother will never forgive you, if you don't. It was quite an
understood thing between us, when she lent you to me, that if possible
there was to be a match. Your beauty and name, and Potter's money. He's
really a very good fellowa temper, perhaps; but I wouldn't give much
for a man without one, and like most Americans, he'll make a splendid
For someone, I murmured.
For you, Betty. I assure you, I daren't tell the Duchess you've
definitely refused Potter. You must be persuaded. Be engaged to him;
let him follow you to England.
If I did that, I should find myself being married off to him before
Well, and if you did? It would be because you'd had the chance to
change your mind.
I shook my head. I must go home to England, I said, but Mr.
Parker mustn't follow me.
Mrs. Ess Kay's face hardened.
I'm afraid if you go home after refusing Potter, you'll have a very
poor welcome, my child. The Duchess has been kind enough to take me a
little into her confidence. I don't think she would have sent you over
with me, if she hadn't known something about Potter; and your sister's
affairs aren't arranged yet. Oh, you needn't blush, and look so
indignant. The Duchess didn't mind putting her difficulties in a
letter, when I wrote her you weren't behaving quite satisfactorily, and
you may take it from me that at present things stand like this: You
must go back an engaged girl or else stay away until Lady Victoria is
If Mother were different, I should have hoped Mrs. Ess Kay was
exaggerating; but as it was, I believed her, though I did my best to be
high-eyebrowed and incredulous, till she remarked that I could see the
Duchess's letter if I liked, though it might be rather embarrassing.
I was sure it would be, and preferred to take its contents on faith;
but I was so miserable that I had to keep my eyes staring wide open to
prevent the tears dropping down. I was tired, and forlorn, and
homesickfor Vic and Stan, and the dear dogs and everything except
Motherand I felt such a horrible weakness creeping over me that I
could even imagine myself by and by doing what they meant me to do. I
thought the best thing was to gain a respite, lest Mrs. Ess Kay should
drag some kind of a concession from me, which I would have to live up
I can't talk any more about it now, I said. I believe what you
say, but it only makes it worse for me, to think that Mother should
have made what amounts to a kind of bargain with you. Maybe by
to-morrow everything won't seem so dreadful.
She got up, with a relieved air. Perhaps even she hadn't been
enjoying the conversation.
Of course it won't, said she. It won't seem dreadful at all.
You've no idea how happy we're all going to be. Now, just you sleep
well, and dream sweet dreams, and you'll wake up feeling a different
girl. Maybe poor Potter hasn't been as tactful as he might be; that's
because he's too much in love to be clever. But he has a lovely
surprise for you to-morrow. Something connected with a certain finger
of your left hand. I promise you that you'll like it; and now I'm going
to leave you in peace for the night. I can't tell what savage deed I
mightn't have been capable of doing if she had had the idea of kissing
me; but she hadn't. She merely patted me on the shoulder, and went out,
leaving me to stare aimlessly at the door after she had softly closed
XIII. ABOUT RUNNING AWAY
I don't know how long it was before the thought came to me that I
would take Vivace and a handbag and run away to Sally; but anyway it
was before it had occurred to me to sit down.
Sally said before she went away that I was to go to her if I felt
like it, and Sally always means what she says. Now I felt like it so
much that it seemed suddenly the only possible thing to do, so all I
had to decide was the best way and the best time to do it.
As for the time, if I didn't escape before Mrs. Ess Kay and Potter
formed a hollow square round me to pour their volleys into my heart in
the morning, all that was prophetic in my soul said I would never
escape, but would suffer great confusion and rout.
As for the way, it was more difficult to make up my mind, but the
first thing was to see how much money I had in my exchequerwhich
happened to be a gold purse Sally had given me.
I hadn't spent much, and since coming over, dear old Stan had sent
me another fifteen pounds, which he wrote was part of one night's
winnings at bridgeunusual for him, if it's true, as Vic thinks that
he continually loses. Altogether, I had nearly thirty pounds in hand,
which seemed a lot, only I didn't know at all how much it would cost
for Vivace and me to reach Sally in Chicago; and I couldn't tell until
I had got irrevocably away from Mrs. Ess Kay and The Moorings.
By this time it was nearly two o'clock, and in a couple of hours it
would be light. I must sneak out of the house with a dressing bag
before any of the servants were stirring, and meanwhile I must pack up
all my belongings except such things as Mrs. Ess Kay had given meso
that I could write and have my boxes sent on by and by.
As soon as I had realised that there wasn't a minute to throw away,
the worst was over, for I didn't stop to grizzle. I finished getting
out of my bridesmaid's dress in which I had danced so gaily a little
while ago, dashed a thin frock, a dressing gown and a few others things
into my fitted dressing bag (which was almost too heavy to carry, but
not quite), and then stuffed everything else, except a travelling
frock, into the boxes that were stored in a huge wardrobe built into
I made all the haste I could, but I'm not clever at packing, so I
heard some clock striking four, when I had slipped on my thin grey
canvas coat and skirt, and was putting on my hat, with cold hands that
trembled so much I could hardly stick in the hat pins.
I had been excited enough the day I heard I was to come to Mrs. Ess
Kay, but I was twice as excited now when I was going to leave her. I
felt rather frightened, still I couldn't help smiling when I said to
myself how little I had thought when I learned the great news about
America and Mrs. Ess Kay, in what circumstances I should part from her.
Each step Vivace and I took in the corridors and on the stairs
seemed to make such an incredible noise in the quiet house, that I felt
like a runaway elephant eloping with a hippopotamus, but either it
wasn't as bad as I thought, or everyone was lying charmed in a magic
sleep, for we got out through a window in the dining room, down the
verandah steps and across the lawn without being stopped, as I half
I knew the way to the railway station very well, for I had often
been there since I arrived (the last time was when I saw Sally off),
but the question was, when would there be a train? And a good deal
depended on that question, for though Mrs. Ess Kay and Potter might not
exactly have the power to drag me back, I wanted to get as far away
from them as I could before they discovered that I had gone.
I was horrified to find when we arrived thatas the Americans
saythere was nothing doing, not a soul in sight, and there I was,
very hot and hysterical, with Vivace and my dressing bag looking like
an escaped burglaress. I had been so nervous while I was packing, that
I'd been afraid of everything, even the soap in the soap dish, which
had two great blinking bubbles at one end, like a pair of goblin eyes
that watched me move, but I was much worse now, and I could have fallen
on the neck of the first official person I saw moving about the station
after I had waited for perhaps a quarter of an hour. I don't know what
he was, but when I appealed to him for news of a train for New York,
instead of calling the police to give Vivace and me in charge as a
dangerous pair, he scratched his head and said there was a milk train
due presently, if I was mighty anxious.
A milk train sounded innocent and suitable to a girl travelling
alone, but even if it hadn't I should have been thankful to go in it. I
couldn't buy a ticket, it appeared, in the ordinary way; but when the
milk train came my man introduced me to another. Perhaps he was a
milkman; anyway he seemed to have authority, and he said as a favour
Vivace and I could be taken. He was a nice person, and he talked a
great deal after the train had given several false starts and at last
had got off. I sat on my bag, as I had on the docks, in a bare, curious
car, which really belonged to the milk, and sometimes when we bumped I
should have fallen on the floor if it hadn't been for him. He told me
all about himself, and wanted to be told all about me, but I thought,
nice as he was, it would be safer not. He asked leading questions which
it was hard to keep from answering, unless I hurt his feelings; but I
think he somehow got the impression that I was going to see a sick
relative, though I never exactly said so.
I don't know what time I should have got to New York if I had had to
travel all the way with the milk, for milk it seems objects to speed;
but after we had jogged along for a couple of hours, we crawled into a
station where a real train was ready to start. There were just five
minutes to say farewell to my friend, and buy a ticket, when all
flushed and panting, I found myself and Vivace and the bag, in a car
different from any I had seen yet. It had no nice easy chairs and plate
glass mirrors and wire nettings in the windows, like the one in which
I'd travelled to Newport, but there were two rows of seats, and when
the train moved a cloud of coal smoke poured in through the door at the
front end. Babies squalled, children whined, and their faces grew black
and damp with mingled dirt and heat while grown-up people scolded; but
a dear old lady got into my seat before long, and just because I helped
her with a band-box, she made me a present of a huge peach. I was
thankful to have it, for by this time I was collapsing with hunger,
having been up all night without anything to eat.
The peach made me think of Mr. Brett, and the little basket he had
sent me on the docks. Then this thought suggested another. He had said
he would do anything for me that was in his power, and if he were still
in New York, it was in his power to help me a good deal. He could tell
me how much it would cost to go to Chicago, and he could show me how to
I really believe that at first I hadn't had a thought of seeing him,
but once it had got into my head, I welcomed it, begged it to sit down
and make itself at home.
I could have clapped my hands with joy when I saw the Grand Central
Station and the delightful café au lait porters with their red
caps. It looked as familiar and comforting as if I'd passed through a
hundred times instead of once, and I had the nice feeling that now
something pleasant was sure to happen, which one has when one first
arrives in Paris.
Vivace brightened up, too, and he took me out, rather than I him. I
was in such a hurry to get away, for fear Potter might have come after
me by a quick train, and be looking somewhere, that I flew along with
my bag and Vivace, without waiting for a porter. I followed other
people out of the station, with the intention of finding a cab and
driving to the Club where Mr. Brett was employed; but though there were
dozens of hansoms drawn up by the pavement, they had the air of being
private ones. It did seem queer that so many people should have private
hansoms waiting for them at this particular hour (it was half past
twelve) but the drivers with their tall shiny hats, smart coats and
bright, clever faces, the glitter of the harness, the newness of the
cab linings and appointments all forbade any other thought. I wandered
wistfully along the line, wondering if there were no public conveyances
of any kind at the Grand Central, besides the trams which were as
appalling as a procession of African lions. When I came to the end I
caught the eye of a well-groomed young man in a pale gray top coat,
looking down from his high seat at the back of a dark green hansom with
great round portholes knocked in the sides, and it struck me that there
was pity kindling in his glance. I snatched at the ray as if it had
been that everlasting straw which always seems to be bobbing about when
an author is drowning one of his characters.
Do you think there is anybody who could drive me? I
You bet, Miss, said he. I'm engaged myself, or I'd be only too
pleased, but you just speak to that other gentleman there,with an
encouraging jerk of his sleek head towards the next vehicle. He'll
take you anywhere you want to go.
Are you sure it isn't a private hansom? I breathed up to him in a
low, confidential voice, for the cab he indicated was even finer than
his, and Stan doesn't look as smart on his coach on a Coaching Parade
day in the Park, as did the gentleman I was recommended to address.
Sure pop, said my friend, grinning, but not in a way to hurt my
feelings; so I thanked him, and we both bowed very politely; and the
new man, who had heard after all, said that none of the hansoms were
private; anybody might have them who could pay; but I needn't be
afraid, he wouldn't charge me too much.
When he asked where I wanted to go, after all I hadn't the courage
to mention the Club. The only other place I could think of was the
Waldorf-Astoria, where Potter had said any stranger who liked could
walk in and sit down. I told the man to drive me there, so he did, and
only charged me fifty cents, which he hinted was a very special price.
We don't want you English young ladies to think bad of us, he
explained, and I assured him there was no danger of that, if I could
judge by myself.
They wouldn't let me go into the Turkish roomwhich I remembered
very wellwith Vivace, so I had to give him up to be fed and taken
care of, and I was obliged to part with my bag too. Then I wrote a note
to Mr. Brett, just a few lines, saying that I was alone in New York, in
a little difficulty, and remembering his kind offer, I ventured to ask
if he would come to the Turkish Room at the Waldorf-Astoria to help me
A messenger took the lettersuch an aggressively brisk child, I was
sure he wouldn't waste a second on the wayand as soon as he had gone
I was beset with fears lest Mr. Brett should have left New York, or
lest, if still in town, he might be surprised or shocked at my taking
him at his word.
I was past being hungry now, but my head ached and I felt dull and
stupid. There was hardly anyone in the Turkish Room, for all the world
of the Waldorf-Astoria was lunching. I sat watching the door, watching
the door, until I seemed to have been in that place doing that one
thing and nothing else for years. My eyelids would keep dropping, and
my thoughts slipping away as if they flowed past me on a slow stream. I
caught them back again and again, but at last I forgot and let them go.
The next thing I knew I was raising my head with a jerk, and opening
my eyes to look straight into those of Mr. Brett. It was he, there was
no doubt of that, and yet he was different. In my dreamy state, I
couldn't think how for an instant, but as I came to myself I saw it was
all a question of dress. He had, perhaps, been making money in
journalism, for he was no longer good looking in spite of his
clothes. He had the most excellent grey flannels, or something of the
sort; just the right kind of collar (I know it must be right, for Stan
always wears it) and a waistcoat Potter himself might have envied. I
didn't exactly think of these things then, but I must have
unconsciously taken them all in, in a flash, for I knew them
By the time the flash had passed we were shaking hands, and he was
saying in his nice voice how awfully sorry he was to have kept me
waiting. He had been at the Club, but owing to a stupid mistake there
had been some delay in his getting my letter.
I was even more pleased to see him than I had thought I was going to
be. I felt as if I had known him all my life, and he looked so strong
and handsome, and dependable, that I couldn't bear to take my eyes off
his face, lest I should wake up and find him gonebecause I'd been
I'll tell you all about everything, if you'll sit down, I said,
but instead of doing as I asked, he enquired with a queer, worried
expression on his face whether I had had lunch.
No, nor breakfast either, I replied quite gaily, but with a watery
Good heavens, said he, going as red as if I had accused him of
snatching it from my lips. Then you must have both together, before
you begin to tell me anything.
We might go out and have a sandwich somewhere, I suggested.
There's nothing the matter with the Waldorf sandwiches.
Except that they're expensive, said I. You must remember you and
I aren't millionaires.
I've been doing pretty well lately, said he. I can almost call
myself rich. Please have some lunch, I can afford it, and if you refuse
I'll know it's because
I guessed what he might be going to say, so I stopped him.
Nonsense! I exclaimed. But I've run away from Mrs.
Stuyvesant-Knox, and I don't want to be found. If she or her brother
should have come to New York, or if anybody else
I've thought of that, said he, quickly, but we've no time to
waste. You're starving. If you wouldn't mind my getting you a private
dining room, and sending you in some lunch
But I want you to be with me, I insisted.
He evidently hesitated, but only for a minute. I don't think he's
the sort of man to hesitate long about anything.
Very well, that's what I'd like best, of course, if you don't
mind, said he. I'll go and see to everything, and be back before you
can count sixty, if you do it slowly.
I didn't do it at all, but thought how thankful I was that he had
come to me, for I was sure everything would go right now.
In two or three minutes he came back to take me into a charming
little dining room, where there was no danger that Mrs. Ess Kay or
Potter could pounce upon us, as it was for Mr. Brett and me alone. I
shuddered to think what it must be costing, but his clothes were so
exceedingly good I hoped he hadn't exaggerated about the luck that had
come to him.
Naturally I couldn't tell the part of my story which concerned
Potter Parker; but I said that Mrs. Ess Kay wanted me to do things
which I didn't think it right to do, and I couldn't stay in her house
even a day longer.
I should like to go home, I went on, but I can't yet, and the
only other thing is to join Miss Woodburn in Chicago. You remember Miss
Woodburn, don't you?
He said he remembered her very well, had read in the newspapers that
she had left Newport for Chicago, and thought it was a wise idea of
mine to join her.
I'm glad you think that, said I, for I want to start to-day; and
I hope you'll tell me how to go, how much money it will be, how long it
takes to get there, and all about it.
He didn't answer for a minute, but sat looking very grave, staring
at his brown hand on the white tablecloth, as if he'd never seen it
before. Then he said:
Curiously enough, I am going West this afternoon too. Would you
object to my being in the same train? I wouldn't suggest such a thing,
only you see as you're a stranger in the country, I might be able to
help you a little.
How splendid! I exclaimed. It seems almost too good to be true.
You can't fancy what a relief it is to my mind.
He looked pleased at that, and said I was very kind, though I should
have thought it was the other way round.
I'll get your ticket then, he went on. If you'll give me
twenty-five dollarsfive pounds, you knowI'll hand you back the
change; but I'm afraid it won't be much.
Change? I echoed. Why, I supposed it would be ever so much more
than five pounds to get to Chicago, which is almost in Central America,
The people who live there think it's central, said Mr. Brett. But
they make the railroad men keep prices down, so that dissatisfied New
Yorkers can afford to go and live there. It isn't a bad journey, you'll
find. I think it will interest you. You sleep and eat in the train, you
What fun! I exclaimed. I've never slept in a train, even on the
If you had, it would be different from this one, said he. Can you
be ready in twenty-five minutes? The train which we call the Twentieth
Century, starts at 2.45.
I'm ready now, said I. The sooner we're on the way the better.
But oh, about Vivace. Will they allow him to sleep and eat too?
I expect I can arrange that, Mr. Brett answered, in such a
confident way that I felt sure he could do it, or anything else he set
out to do. It really was lucky for me that he happened to be travelling
West that same day, and such an extraordinary coincidence, too.
Are you going on journalistic business? I asked.
No, it's business I'm undertaking for a friend, he explained. But
I hope to get something good for myself out of it in the end.
Oh, I do hope you will, I replied. I'm sure you deserve to.
I'm sure I don't, said he, laughing. But I shall try hard for it,
all the same. You know, you told me to be ambitious.
I know I did, I answered.
A moment later he said that he must hurry off and attend to the
tickets, and I had only time to glance through some papers the waiter
brought me, with columns full of Mohunsleigh's marriage, when he was
back again with a cab.
While I read an account of the wedding, and gushing paragraphs about
me, I wondered if there mightn't be things not so flattering in the
same papers to-morrow.
If it got out that I had run away, would there be a scandal? I
asked Mr. Brett in the cab. But he said that I needn't be afraid; Mrs.
Stuyvesant-Knox was much too clever a woman to let anything she
wouldn't like get into the papers. She would send a paragraph to the
effect that Lady Betty Bulkeley had been suddenly called home or had
gone to visit other friends, or something of that sort. But she will
almost certainly cable to your people, he went on.
Yes, but she won't know where I've gone till afterwards, and
anyhow, they can't object to my being with Miss Woodburn, I answered
You don't think they'll send for you to come home at once?
I shook my head. They won't do that. They don't wantthat is, they
think it wiser for me to stop on this side longer, now I'm here.
I'm very glad of that, said Mr. Brett and he looked at me as if he
really were glad, in spite of all the trouble I'd made him.
XIV. ABOUT THE TWENTIETH CENTURY
LIMITED AND CHICAGO
The train for Chicago is perfectly wonderful, not like an ordinary,
human kind of train at all. I'm in it now, and have been writing
everything about the wedding and what happened afterwards, because I
have a whole room of my own, and I'm much too excited to sleep.
There's a bed in the roomnot a hard shelf, but quite a wide,
springy bed, with electric light close by the pillow; there are walls
made of mirrors; there's a sofa, a washhand-stand, and a palm-leaf fan;
there's netting in the window so that you can have it open without
getting black; and there would be plenty of places to put my things if
I'd brought three times as many. But better than anything else, there's
a soft, sweet, brown maid who goes with the room and isn't an extra.
She's the same brown as the porters, only paler than most, and the
train wasn't ten minutes outside New York when she appeared, to ask
what she could do for me. There was nothing at the time, but she didn't
go away. She looked about for a minute, then pouncing on the palm leaf
she began to fan me, slowly and gracefully, not holding on by anything,
though the train was hurling itself through the State of New York
apparently with the speed in which light travels round the world. (I
never could remember how many times it can do the whole distance in a
minute, but whatever it is, it has the air of being a boast.)
I thanked her a good deal, and said I wouldn't trouble her any more,
though it was very nice; but she kept straight on, like a mechanical
doll, until I felt that in common humanity I ought to fan her. If
anyone in England, especially anyone in her position (only there aren't
such positions) had asked half as many questions as she did, people
would be extremely surprised and offended; but I would defy even the
crossest person to be offended with this soft brown thing. It would
have been too ungrateful not to answer her nicely when she was keeping
my flies at bay with extreme inconvenience to herself, so I admitted
that I was English, told what county I came from, how long I'd been in
the States, where I'd been staying, how I liked America, where I was
going now, and ended up by satisfying her as to my age and whether I
had a mother. I also stated that I was neither married nor engaged. The
dear creature rewarded me for all this by telling me a great deal about
herself and her relatives, and a church picnic she attended last
Sunday, where there were more young gentlemen than ladieswhich
always makes parties so nice for us girls.
I must say that's a mighty pretty hat you've got, said she at
last. I reckon it came from England. And my, but that is a
sweet waist. I'd give my life for that waist.
If I had had a twin sister of the sweet waist with me, I couldn't
have resisted pressing it upon her, and I don't believe she would have
As soon as Mr. Brett got me nicely settled in my room, he said we
wouldn't meet again during the journey. I was sorry and wanted to know
why, so he explained that his ticket was different from mine. I hope
that is the only reason, really, and that it isn't because he thinks he
ought not to be travelling with me. I suppose he is going second class.
I did miss him at dinner, which I had in a grand restaurant car,
about half a mile away from me in the train. It was fun being there,
seeing all the people, and being served by fascinating black waiters,
but it would have been more fun with him. I longed to exclaim to Mr.
Brett about the glorious sunset which marched with us along the Hudson
River for an enchanted hour, and I couldn't half enjoy it for wondering
every minute, as it changed from one beauty to another, whether he were
We have tenderly radiant sunsets at home, which I love; but they're
not startlingly magnificent as in America, where all thingseven cloud
effectsare managed on such a sensational scale. I saw some skies to
remember, in Newport, though never one like this; but perhaps the
magical charm of it was partly dependent on the gleaming river.
When the daylight blue had faded, there was a kind of dusky lull.
Then, as if flames leaped up out of the clear water, river and
mountains and sky ran gold, reddening slowly till the colour burned
deep and vivid as the heart of a rose. From crimson was born violet,
soft blue-violet that hung like a robe over the mountains, while the
living azure of the river was slashed with silver; and as one gazed and
gazed, afraid to turn away, there broke a sudden flood of amethyst
light out of the floating haze. It was dazzling for a moment, but
before one realised the change the brilliance had been drunk up by
purple shadows. The outline of trees and foot-hills melted into the
pansy gloom, and at last, with one dying quiver of light all warmth of
colour was blotted out. Water and sky paled to a pensive grey-blue, and
as the French say, it made night.
There was a tremendous menu for dinner, such as we used to have for
breakfast on shipboard, and droves of things whose names I'd never
heard before. Just for curiosity, I ordered several of the strangest,
and some of them were a great success. For instance, there was
succotash, which sounds as if it might be a guttural insult flung at
the mouth of one Red Indian Brave by another; but when it was
(figuratively speaking) flung at mine by a black waiter, it turned out
to be something more in the nature of a compliment. It looked like
beryls mixed with pearls, though it was really only green beans stirred
up with American corn; and the two got on so well together you felt
they had been born for each other.
It's now about two o'clock in the morning, and it seems as if we
must have raced across half America, but we have a long, long way to go
still, so says the soft brown thing, who looked in on me about an hour
ago to ask in a casual way whether, if she should go to Europe to live,
she might not be taken for an Italian?
When I was a little girl, and my nurse used to make up tales to put
me to sleep at night, I would sometimes get impatient and tell her to
go down into the story and find out what happened next. Just now, I
feel as if that is what I should like to do in my future.
XV. ABOUT SEEING CHICAGO
The first face I saw on the platform when we arrived in Chicago was
Mr. Brett's. He was waiting to help me, and looked as fresh as if he
hadn't spent eighteen hours in the train. He said I looked fresh, too;
but if I did it must have been excitement, as I'd written half the
night and dreamed desperately the other half, about Potter
Parkerdressed like one of those Red Indians they have for cigar signs
in New Yorkpursuing me with a jewelled tomahawk.
Mr. Brett had insisted on my telegraphing to Sally before we left
New York, to say I was coming, and asking her to meet the train,
therefore, we were surprised not to find her at the station. I was
rather anxious, and so I could see was Mr. Brett. He thought he had
better not drive in a cab with me to the friend's house where she was
staying, but he told me the name of a hotel where he would go at once,
and made me promise that I would send him a line by the cabman to say
whether everything was well with me.
Miss Woodburn probably has a headache, or perhaps is out of town
for the day, said he. It can't be anything else; still, I shall be a
little uneasy till I hear. And you know I hold myself absolutely at
What about your friend whose business you've come to attend to? I
asked. I mustn't be so selfish as to interfere with that, whatever
Oh, I can attend to both interests, he assured me, without
neglecting either. I shan't need to let one interfere with the other.
And remember, I won't stir out of my hotel till I've had your note.
Bereft of him, Chicago overawed me, and took my breath away. It is a
good thing I saw New York first, for if I'd come straight from England
with only memories of peaceful London to support me through the ordeal,
I don't know but it might have affected my brain.
For one thing, there was a high wind which seemed to have a fancy
for making off with your hat. It was an exciting sort of wind, too,
which played with your nerves; but whether it was that, or whether
something extraordinary was happening just out of sight round the
corner of nearly every street we passed, and all the people we saw were
tearing like mad to the spot, I don't know, but anyhow they seemed a
good deal agitated, and there were more varieties of startling street
noises even than in New York. The cable cars were like live, untamed
things that scorned to wait the convenience of wretched little human
beings. Such women and girls as had performed the feat of clambering on
board didn't dream for a moment that the creatures might be induced to
stop and let them get down. They simply hurled themselves off as they
could, and my heart was in my mouth for them, and for myself, many
times while my cab mingled with the surging and apparently uncontrolled
It was a long drive, though, and as I had time to calm down I saw
that numbers of the huge buildings are nobly designed, and very
magnificent in decoration, making a splendid effect in spite of their
vast size rather than because of it. And such shops, too! They're like
the fairy palaces my nurse used to tell me about, as big as whole
cities, where you could get anything you wanted just by wishing.
On the way, I made up my mind to ask Sally a number of questions;
why they have the curbstones so high in Chicago; why the women, though
dressed much the same as in New York, look quite different and have a
style of their own, even in their walk; why almost all the men are
young; and why, though there is such a network of trams, nearly
everybody seems to need a motor car?
I think American girls must be braver than English ones, for where
with us, if a girl drives a motor she is so remarkable that her picture
is at once put in a newspaper, in the States a girl in a car, in the
midst of howling traffic, doesn't even have the air of wanting to
scream or faint, but just sits straight up and smiles with her figure
looking inexpressibly French; and there are two or three of her in
every important street.
There was a wonderful swinging bridge which we had to wait for until
it chose to come to us, like the mountain to Mahomet, and presently we
trotted into a beautiful Avenue near a startlingly unexpected blue sea
which I thought must be a mirage, till the cabman said it was Lake
Michigan. But who would have thought of a lake being like that? The
only ones I ever saw were pretty little things in parks where you fed
At last we stopped before a large, handsome house, with a lawn round
it and no fence. The house was stone in front, but had brick sides
which gave it a queer effect, yet somehow didn't spoil it; and wherever
there wasn't a porch, it had broken out in bow windows.
I told the cabman to wait, and then ran up the four or five steps to
ring the front door bell. In a minute a maid came who would have been
very smart-looking if she had only worn a proper cap.
Is Miss Woodburn stopping here? I asked.
No, she isn't, returned the young woman with a glint of the eye
which seemed to say, she would perish sooner than call anyone Miss,
and I shouldn't wonder if she would have felled me to the earth rather
than give me a ladyship had it been required of her.
Are you sure? I persisted, my heart preparing for a plunge
I guess so, said the girl with a superior but not ill-natured
smile. She was staying with us, but she went day before
yesterday. I don't think she'll be back, because she's gone to take
care of a friend who's real sick, way back in Ohio somewhere.
Way back in Ohio somewhere! The words were like a knell for all my
hopes. I didn't know what was to become of me now.
I am sorry, I said. Do you know if a telegram came for Miss
Yesindeed, replied the young woman, all in one word, but her face
brightened. Suddenly she was looking at me like a long-lost friend. I
guess you're expected. Mrs. Hale, that's the lady of the house here,
sent the telegram on, and Miss Woodburn telegraphed back about you.
Mrs. Hale went to meet your train, but maybe she didn't recognise you
or else she got caught at the bridge. Anyhow she hasn't come back yet.
I guess you'd better come in. Your room is all ready for you.
My room? I stammered.
Whyyes, of course. Mrs. Hale expects you to stay with us till
you're good and ready to go somewhere else. You'll like her. She's a
nice lady, if I do say it myself.
She's too kind, I exclaimed. I never heard of such kindness to a
Oh, maybe you haven't been in America long, said the kind lady's
servant. I guess it would be just the same in most any house over
here. You come right in, and I'll take you up to your room.
I hadn't thought at first I could like that girl so much, but my
heart warmed to her and her mistress, and everything that was hers.
Only I couldn't stay. I would have to move on somewhere, like the poor
tramps in the Park at home.
I can't do that, though I'm very grateful indeed to Mrs. Hale, I
said. II have other plans. I'll just scribble a little note to tell
her so, and thank her, then I must go.
She'll just never forgive me if I let you, protested the young
I began to be a little afraid that I might be detained by well-meant
force; but when I had written a letter to Mrs. Hale, (squeezing Vivace
under one arm and sitting at a desk in a bright, charming drawing-room
where three Persian cats, six Japanese spaniels and a number of birds
played about the floor) I contrived to persuade the hospitable creature
that my immediate departure was practically a matter of life or death.
Then I threaded my way out of the drawing-room without squashing any of
the little tropical, flowerlike things that hopped about andaccording
to the maidwere worth more than their weight in gold.
I knew I should have loved Mrs. Hale, for her own sake and Sally's
and the happy family's in the drawing-room, but I felt I must vanish
before she came home, or I should be saddled upon her, and she would
feel bound to keep me indefinitely, till Sally returned or I was sent
for like a missing parcel by my own people.
So instead of writing my news to Mr. Brett, I went back with it to
him, like a bad penny. He must have been surprised when he heard that a
lady was waiting in the drawing-room of his hotel, and hurried in to
see me sitting there. I should have felt ready to die if he had looked
bored, but he didn't a bit.
I told him all my adventures, and about the dogs and cats and birds,
and then I asked what on earth I should do now. I suppose I shall have
to go back to New York, I said gloomily, and cable to my brother. I
could stop at some pension and wait till I hearda quiet
pension, Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox wouldn't be likely to know about.
You alone in a New York boarding house! exclaimed Mr. Brett.
Then could you find me a Chicago one?
There'd be nothing to choose between. No, Lady Betty, but I can
suggest something better. OnlyI don't know how you'll take it.
Wouldn't you rather be near Miss Woodburn than anything else, until
your future plans are settled?
Of course, said I, but that's impossible now.
I'm not so sure. I thinkin fact I know, where she is. You say
Mrs. Hale's maid told you she'd gone to Ohio, to take care of a sick
friend. I can tell you where that friend lives, and her name, because I
have relatives in the neighbourhood. I don't often go there, but I've
heard from them of Miss Woodburn's visits. My cousins have a farm; and
I was wondering whether you could content yourself boarding with them
for awhile, so near Miss Woodburn you could see her every day?
Oh, I should love it, I cried. But would they have me?
They would be happy to have you, I know. The only question is,
would you be happy? They're simple folk, with simple ways, such
as you would expect of my people, Lady Betty; but they've hearts of
Like yours, I thought; but I didn't say it. I said instead that I
was fond of simple ways. And I asked where the place was, and if it was
It will take us about twelve hours to get there, he answered.
Us? I echoed. Why, you can't
I can if you'll let me, said, he, growing red. I've finished my
business in Chicago, already, and
What, while I was away?
It was a short affair, though important.
But I thought you weren't going to leave the hotel till I wrote?
I didn't need to. My friend came to me, and we fixed up everything
between us in a few minutes. Now, I'm free again; and my idea in any
case was to drop in on my Ohio cousins. You see, twelve hours'
travelling is nothing to us Americans, and they wouldn't like it if I
didn't just say 'how do you do,' when I'm so near.
Oh, well, if that's really true, and you aren't doing it only to
help me, said I, with a sigh of relief. I was afraid you were. I
shouldn't mind the journey a bit if you were with me; but I do hope
we'll have the same kind of ticket this time. Do get mine like yours,
His eyes had a beautiful expression in them as he thanked me, and
said he would do the best he could; only I couldn't exactly make it
out. I hoped it wasn't pity, but I'm afraid it may have been, as I must
have seemed rather forlorn, depending so entirely upon him.
The best train to take would be this evening, he went on. That
would give my cousins, Mr. and Mrs. Trowbridge, plenty of time to get
ready for you too, for I'll wire them that you're coming. But how could
you pass the day? Would youlet me show you the sights of Chicago?
Would I? It would be the best of fun. Oh, I am glad I
came, after all.
Then that's settled. I'll send off that telegram and one or two
others, and come back with an automobile. Don't look like that, please,
Lady Betty. It isn't going to cost me all I've got to hire one. They're
cheap here; besides I know a man who will give me one for the day, for
next to nothing. And I'll bring you one of those silk things with talc
windows to wear over your head and face, so no one will see that Lady
Betty Bulkeley is 'doing' Chicago to-day.
I don't know a soul here, said I. And anyway I wouldn't be
ashamed. I shall be doing no wrong.
Of course not, or I hope I wouldn't have proposed it, said Mr.
Then he went away, and in about half an hour he was back with the
promised motor hood and a dust coat, both of which he said were thrown
in with the car for anyone who hired it, if desired.
I was as pleased as Punch. As Caro Pitchley said when she was
engaged, I felt I was going to have the time of my life. And
it was fun. I shall never forget that day of mine in Chicago
with Mr. Brett, if I live to be a hundred.
The only sight I did not want to see was the poor pigs walking into
a trough wagging their tails and coming out of another one eventually
as a string of sausages or something. But we didn't miss any of the
other sights, and there were enough to last us from morning till
evening without stopping once. We bowled along wide boulevards, and saw
Lincoln Park, and the Midway and Jackson Park. We had things to eat on
the lake shore near a pier, and afterwards we had ice cream in the old
German Building of the World's Fair. There were some beautiful lagoons,
and Mr. Brett rowed me about in a boat. I should have liked to stop
there for hours, but there were too many other things to do. We had to
see Sans Souci, a sort of Chicago Coney Island, which was a tremendous
lark, with Helter Skelters, and Air Ships, and a Laughing Gallery and a
trip to Hades. I wouldn't miss anything, and Mr. Brett must have found
me a handful, I'm afraid, though I do think he enjoyed it almost as
much as I did. Usually he is rather grave, but before half the day was
gone he was like a boy. We talked together as if we had been friends
for years and told each other anecdotes of our past lives. He didn't
care about talking of himself, but I made him by asking questions, and
refusing to tell things about myself unless he would. I found it a
great deal more interesting to listen to such stories than to hear
about the history of Chicago, and he has had the most extraordinarily
interesting life. His mother died when he was a little boy, and he had
a horrid stepmother who was so cruel that he ran away from home and had
all sorts of adventures at the age when the boys I know at home would
be just beginning to look forward to Eton. I had to draw the details
from him, and I felt so sorry for all the poor fellow had gone through
that I longed with my whole heart to do something to make up to him for
his past hardships. But I haven't thought of anything yet that a girl
could do, which would be really useful.
The best fun of all was the Chinese restaurant where we had dinner.
It's in a queer street where there are some famous pawn shops, it
seems, and I wanted to go into them, but Mr. Brett wouldn't take me. To
get to the restaurant you go up a long flight of marble stairs, with
two grinning Chinese devil-heads, like watch dogs, on the wall at the
Nothing could be more modern and Western than the Chicago surging
and roaring outside. But as you pass the guardian devils and cross the
threshold of that restaurant you turn your back on the present and find
yourself in the Far East. I liked it better than Mrs. Ess Kay's
gorgeous Aladdin's Cave, for there's nothing imitation or stagey about
this place. There's real lacquer, and real silver and gold on the
strange partitions; real Chinese mural paintings; real Chinese lamps
swinging from the ceilings; real ebony stools to sit on at the inlaid
octagon tables, and real ebony chopsticks to eat with if you choose,
instead of commonplace knives and forks.
Of course we did choose; I would be ashamed to bow to myself in the
looking glass if we hadn't; and we pretended that we were making an
actual tour in China as we ate strange yet delicious food such as my
wildest imagination could not have conjured. I was a great princess,
and Mr. Brett was my Chief Grand Marshal. He wanted to be my courier,
but I wouldn't have him for anything so ignominious. I reminded him
that I had counselled ambition, and I gave him for a decoration a
little steel and paste button which just then came off my grey bolero
where it didn't show much. He immediately pinned it under the lapel of
his coat, and looked suddenly quite solemn as he said he would keep it
We had Bird's Nest Bud-ball Yet-bean War; and Shark's Fin,
Loung-fong Chea; and Duck, Gold-silver Tone Arp; eggs with Shrimp Yook;
cake called Rose Sue; and Ting Moy, which was a Canton preserve; and
various other things that I picked out from the names Mr. Brett read me
from the funny yellow menu card. Afterwards we had Head-loo-hom tea in
beautiful little cups without handles, much prettier than those which
Mother keeps in a cabinet in the room that smells of camphor from
Mohunsleigh's polar bear. I was horrified when the bill came, to see
that it was about half a yard long, and that Mr. Brett had to pay with
a number of expensive-looking greenback things, but he laughed when he
saw my frightened face, and said the dinner didn't really cost all
that, he only wanted change. I begged him to let me go halves with
everything, as I'd invited myself, in a way, but he told me I didn't
understand American customs yet, and asked if I had the heart to spoil
the happiest day of his life?
I couldn't resist telling him it was the happiest of mine, toothat
I had never amused myself half as well.
Not even in Newport? said he.
Not even in Newport, I repeated. It was delightful there, and
everybody was kind and charming to me, butyou see I had no real
friends, like you, to go about with; and that makes the greatest
difference, doesn't it?
His eyes lit up again at that, and I could see the blood mounting
under his brown skin.
All the difference in the world, he answered in a low voice. Then
he looked as if he were going to say something else, but shut his lips
tight together and didn't. One wouldn't dare speak out the truth like
this, to a rich man one might be supposed to be trying to marry; I
remember enough of what Mother and Vic have told me about proper
behaviour in a débutante, to know that. But I've never wanted to talk
in such a way to any man except Mr. Brett, which is lucky, as he always
understands me; and that's one reason why it's pleasanter to be with
him than any other person I've ever met yet.
XVI. ABOUT THE VALLEY FARM
After all, Mr. Brett's ticket was different from mine again, but I
suppose he couldn't arrange to have the same kind and see something of
me on the journey, because, as I'd asked him, he would have done it if
possible. We went back part of the way we had come the night before, in
the same grand kind of train, as far as Cleveland, which we reached in
the morning, quite early. We got out there, for no fine trains like
that stop at the village near which Mr. Brett's cousins live, and he
said the best thing we could do would be to drive to the farm in a
motor car. It was about forty miles away, but with a good car which he
could easily get, we wouldn't be more than two hours, allowing for bad
roads. If we didn't take a motor, we should have to wait half the
morning for a slow train, and then have a drive at the end, of six or
seven miles in some kind of a country conveyance.
When I hesitated, thinking of expense, Mr. Brett explained that
among his many other occupations, he had once acted as a chauffeur,
therefore, knowing the tricks of the trade and being a sort of
professional himself, he could always hire a motor at a nominal price.
This settled my doubts. We drove in a cab to a hotel, where he left me,
with Vivace, while he went to search for a car. Presently he came back
with a smart grey thing which matched my clothes; and not only was
there a grey chauffeur to go with it, but a grey holland coat for me,
and a grey silk hood with a lace curtain. I do think they do things
well in America.
Mr. Brett wanted to know if I would like a short run about Cleveland
before starting, so I said yes, as I love seeing new things; and it was
beautiful. I don't remember learning Cleveland on the map of the States
when I did geography, so I hadn't realised that it could be important.
But Bournemouth and Folkeston and Harrogate rolled into one wouldn't
fill it, and Cleveland is a great deal grander than any of them. Even
Bellevue Avenue in Newport is hardly handsomer than Euclid; but what an
odd name to give a street! But to me the names of streets in America
don't sound as interesting and individual as ours do.
I looked forward to seeing the country between Cleveland and Aristo
(which is the name of the town nearest to the Valley Farm) because
except for the drives I had had near Newport, I knew nothing at all of
the real country in America. I had an idea that we should pass some
fine country houses and see a number of pretty little nestling
The name of Aristo was rather impressive and classical sounding, I
thought, and I had visions of meeting on the way pretty girls driving
or riding, and good-looking, well-groomed men such as I had met always
in the country round Newport. But as we went on and on, I was
disappointed. The scenery itself was lovely, rich, and peaceful, with
groves of maple trees which would have been quite new to me if I hadn't
seen a few in the East; but the villages were blots rather than beauty
spots, and we saw only peasants and farm people.
Mr. Brett was driving the car with me beside him, while the
chauffeur sat behind, and I made some such remark to him before I
stopped to remember that his relatives were farm people. I could have
bitten my tongue then, but he didn't seem to be offended.
Outside the towns in the West there are few of what you
would call gentlefolk, said he, with just the faintest emphasis of
good-natured scorn for English prejudice; nor are there any 'country
houses' as you understand the name in England. Here people live in the
country to till the land and to live by tilling it; yet they don't call
themselves 'peasants,' either. It isn't that they're snobbish and want
to seem to be what they are not, don't think that for a moment. But
theywell, I won't try to describe them. Many people from the Old
World would never understand what they really are, or their point of
view; but you will, Lady Betty. You are quick, and sympathetic, and
intelligent; and when I ask you to define for me the difference between
the farmers of Ohio, as typified by my cousins and their neighbours in
Summer County, I shall be surprised if you don't exactly hit the nail
on the head. They'll surprise you a little at first, I warn you, and
for about ten minutes maybe you won't know what to make of them. But I
count on you to see the point in spite of all your traditions.
What have my traditions got to do with it? I asked.
Wait and see.
I laughed. Well, I only wish I knew what my traditions are, said
I. I suppose I ought to know, but I don't think I do.
You may feel them prickling up and down your spine for a bit, while
you're getting used to a new order of things at the Valley Farm,
answered Mr. Brett. And yet I don't know. I shall be enormously
interested in watching the effect upon you, before Ihave to say
I forgot everything else he had been saying when I heard that last
Will you have to say good-bye soon? I asked in a crestfallen
He didn't speak for a minute, perhaps on account of a series of
bumps in the road which, though so pretty, was much worse for driving
than any I have seen at home. I don't believe Englishmen would stand
it. They would keep writing to The Times and signing their
letters Motorist, or Sportsman, or Mother of Ten Cyclists, till
somebody was forced to do something.
At last he said, To tell you the truth, Lady Betty, I should like
to stop and pay my cousins a little visit, butI don't know if I have
a right to.
Oh, why not? I asked. Wouldn't they be delighted to keep you?
Perhaps. I hope so. But what about you?
If it depended one bit on me, you'd make a long visit.
Wouldn't you really mind seeing me hanging aroundsometimes? Just
at meals, you knowor to take you a drive once in awhile?
I looked at him merrily through my talc window, for I felt happy and
light-hearted, and the world seemed such a very nice place to live in
at that moment.
Do you truly need to have me answer that question? I asked. If
you do, we can't be real friends as I thought, after all.
You say that because you are kindtoo kind to have reflected
enough, perhaps. An accidentthe happiest accident in the world for
mehas given me a chance to see something of you, Lady Betty; but do
you understand that only by an accident could a rough fellow like me
have any place at all in your life, no matter how small or temporary? I
don't want to take advantage of that sweet kindness of yours, which is
partly all your own, and partly the essence of your youth and
Now you are making me very cross, said I. I won't hear you talk
so. You may laugh at me, because we've known each other such a short
time, but really and truly you are the best friend I've ever had. I
wouldn't lose you for anyone or anything in the world, and I
don't mean to, unless you get tired of meso, there!
Tired of you! Good heavens, I tired of you!
Very well, then, said I flippantly, so far as I'm concerned you
needn't say 'good-bye' to the Valley Farm till you feel the first
symptoms coming on.
Lady Betty, remarked Mr. Brett, I wonder if there's another girl
like you in the world?
According to my Mother, there isn't another so vexing, I replied.
We both laughed; and then he suddenly said, Here is Aristo.
I stared about wildly. Where, where? I asked.
He laughed a great deal more. Why, you're looking right at the
postoffice and the grocery and drygoods store.
Sure enough, there was a brown wooden building at the top of a dusty
hill we were just climbing; but there was nothing else anywhere, except
a clear brown creek, and some sweet-smelling meadows with a white horse
gazing in a bored way over rather a queer fence, and some cows asleep
under a clump of maple trees on our side of a young birch grove.
Where's the rest of it? I went on. Where are the other shops, and
the houses, and the people?
Oh, the other shops and the houses aren't built yet, but they may
be any time; and then the people will come. But the fact that they
haven't come yet doesn't prevent this from being Aristo. The slow
trains from Cleveland stop just behind that hill, several times a day,
which is very convenient for the farmers in the neighbourhood,
otherwise they would have to go all the way to Arcona, twelve miles
away. But you mustn't think this is the only place you will have to do
your shopping when you're at the Valley Farm. Wait till you see
Hermann's Corners. There's a great Emporium there, and you'll ruffle
the feelings of half the ladies of Summer County if you don't fall in
love with it, and its proprietor, Whit Walker. Promise you'll let me be
the first one to introduce you to both?
I promised, and wanted to be prepared for what I must expect to
find; but Mr. Brett would tell me nothing. He said that neither the
great Whit Walker nor Hermann's Corners Emporium could possibly be
described for the comprehension of a foreigner.
We were in a sweet and gracious country now. It looked as if Mother
Nature would never allow any of her children who obeyed her, to be poor
or unhappy here. As we whizzed along the up and down road between
billowing meadows of grain, we could see here and there a farm house
showing between trees, or peering over the brow of a rounded hill; but
there was none where I longed to stop until we came in sight of a dear,
old, red-brick housereally old, not what some Americans call
old. It was set back several hundred yards from the road, and an avenue
of magnificent mapleseach one a great green templeled up to the
comfortable, rose-draped porch which sheltered the door. There was an
old-fashioned garden on one side, with a running flame of hollyhocks
hemming it in; the background was a dark green oak and maple grove; and
in a clover meadow beyond the garden was a colony of beehives. It
looked an ideal, storybook place, and I wished it might be the Valley
Farm, but thought such a thing too good to be true. When one is going
to stop at a house one has never seen, as Vic says, it usually turns
out to be the one of all others you like least.
So I was delighted when we turned in at the open gate with its
guardian apple tree on either side. We sailed up the avenue under the
maples, but instead of making for the front entrance, turned off into a
farm road which led round the side of the house, and the tooting of our
horn brought three women smiling and waving to a door under a long,
narrow verandah before we stopped.
One was a tall, thin, middle-aged woman, with grey-brown hair pulled
away from her forehead and done in a knob at the back of her head. Her
skin was sunburned; she wore a black and white print frock, without so
much as a ruffle or tuck, and her sleeves were rolled up over her
sun-browned arms above the elbow; she had no real pretensions to being
pretty, and yet, somehow, she was one of the nicest-looking women I
ever saw. She had the sort of expression in her eyes, and in her smile,
you would like your mother to have, if you could have had your mother
made to order exactly according to your own ideas.
On her right stood a very pretty girl with a dazzling white
complexion, all the whiter for a gold-powder of freckles; black eyes
rather deep set, dimples, and a quantity of curly, bright-red hair
wound in a crown of braids round her head. She was in print, too, but
it was blue, and very becoming.
On the tall woman's left was another girl, also pretty, though in a
florid way, with great blue eyes, a full mouth, and a mouse-coloured
fringe down to her eyebrows. She was more elaborately dressed than the
others, with a lot of coarse lace on her blouse, and a pink skirt. But
she hadn't the look of simple refinement which the first two had in
spite of their plain clothes and rolled-up sleeves. All three waved
something excitedly. One had a huge kitchen spoon, another a book, and
the third a towel.
Howdy, Cousin Jim! cried the nice woman with the expression, as
Mr. Brett stopped the car in front of the door. We're mighty glad to
see you again. This is the young Lady Bulkeley, isn't it? We're mighty
glad to see her, too, and we're going to try to make her as happy as we
I knew you would, Cousin Fanny, or I wouldn't have brought her to
you, said Mr. Brett, jumping out and helping me down. But she's Lady
I thought that would be a little too familiar to begin with, said
the dear woman, with a perfectly angelic smile, and a pleasant American
accent with rather more roll of the r than I'd heard in the East.
But you shall be called just what you like best, my dear.
Shall I? Then I should like you to call me Betty, said I, shaking
hands hard with Mr. Brett's Cousin Fanny, and my heart warming to her
for her own sake as well as his. There was a good smell about her of
linen dried on the grass and of freshly-baked cake. I can never smell
those smells, I know, without remembering her.
She smiled, and pressed my hand. Why, you are just like an American
girl, my dear, she exclaimed. Not a bit stiff and English like we
supposed you would be. We all thought we were going to be afraid of
you, but I guess we won't, will we, Patty and Ide?
I saw that I was expected to take this as an introduction. I smiled
and bowed to the two girls, and when they put out their hands I put
mine out too. They didn't lift my hand up high to shake, as people do
at home a little, and as they do in New York and Newport a great deal
more, but just thumped it up and down cordially in about the longitude
of their waists.
I'm very happy to know you, said Patty, the pretty, red-haired
How do you do? enquired Ide, the one with the fringe.
I fancied that they must both be Mrs. Trowbridge's daughters, but
she continued the ceremony of presentation by saying:
Patty is Miss Pinkerton; and Ide is Miss Jay. They generally stay
with Mr. Trowbridge and me pretty nearly all the year round. Patty
takes music lessons in Arcona twice a week, and keeps up her other
studies, and Ide helps me look after the house and the milk. I should
have hard work to get along without either one of them, it seems to me;
and I expect I shall be feeling just the same way about you before you
leave us. Here comes Mr. Trowbridge, now. See, Cousin Jim, here comes
your Cousin Hezekiah. He's been hiving a swarm of bees; that's why he's
got that mosquito net veil around his hat. Something like your
automobile one, Lady Betty.
A man of fifty or more, in white duck trousers and a bluish shirt
with a turned-down collar a little open at the neck, was coming towards
the house from the direction of the beehive colony. He had on no coat;
in fact, I think a grey linen thing hanging over a wooden rocking-chair
on the verandah must have been his. His battered straw hat, with the
mosquito-net veil which Mrs. Trowbridge had mentioned, was on the
back of his head, and when he saw us, he snatched it off and waved it
as his wife had waved her spoon and Ide her towel. From a distance he
looked just an ordinary farmer, but when he came near enough for me to
make out his features I saw that he was very far from ordinary. He had
a splendid head, the head of a statesman, and his face was clear and
intellectual, with keen, kind eyes. It had a remarkable resemblance to
lots of pictures I had seen since coming to the States, of the Father
of his Country, General Washington.
He shook hands, too, with me and Mr. Brett, but first he wiped some
honey from his fingers, on the side of his trousers. As he did it, it
was a dignified and laudable act. There was no reason why he should
have been glad to see me, a perfect stranger, but he seemed to be so
honestly pleased that it warmed my heart, and made me feel already at
home in the sweet, old, red-brick farmhouse, which reminded me, in its
soft colours, of a great bunch of wall flowers.
I reckon we're going to be real good friends, said he. If we'd
known just how you was coming, Jim, I'd have liked to meet you and her
little ladyshipthe first ladyship we've had in these parts. You
didn't give us any idea, though, and now I see why. But look here,
Mother, you might have had the front door open. I'm afraid the young
lady from England will think we're mighty informal.
I shouldn't wonder if that's just about what she'll like to think,
Father, said Mrs. Trowbridge, with her smile that was so motherly and
friendly at the same time. Miss Woodburn would have been over to see
you if she could; she was just ready to jump for joy when Patty ran
across to tell her you were coming; but Mis' Randal is pretty sick, and
Sally felt she couldn't leave her yet awhile. So she sent you her love,
and she'll be along the minute she can git away.
Just for an instant it struck me as odd to hear this simple farm
woman in her straight print calmly calling my charming, dainty friend
Sally, as if there could be no shadow of doubt in anyone's mind of
their perfect social equality. But in another second I could have boxed
my own ears for my denseness and snobbish stupidity. Alreadyeven in
these few minutesI was beginning faintly to understand some of the
points at which Mr. Brett had hinted.
Maybe you'd like to go and have a look at your room, went on Mrs.
Trowbridge. Patty and Ide have picked you some flowers, and I hope
you'll find everything right
Oh, Mis' Trowbridge, do let me take her, exclaimed Patty.
Me too! cried Ide.
They're just like children. I guess we'll have to humour them this
once, laughed Mr. Brett's Cousin Fanny.
When I smiled at Patty, she cuddled her arm round me, and then Ide
promptly did the same. Thus interlaced, the procession moved into the
The door of the verandah opens into a cosy sitting-room. There is
nothing which you could point out as pretty in the furnishing, and
decoration there is none; but the room has a delicious, welcoming look,
and makes you want to live in it.
There is the queerest carpet on the floor, with irregular stripes of
different colours mingling indistinctly with the grey groundwork, and
all has faded into a pleasant indefiniteness of tint. There's a
high-backed sofa upholstered with black horse-hair, and the springs
have evidently been pressed by generations of Trowbridges who have been
born, and reared, and died in the old Valley Farmhouse. The big, ugly
clock, too, with the pendulum showing through a wreath of flowers on
its glass door, has attained the dignity of age, and earned a right to
its place on the crowded mantelpiece by ticking out the years for these
same generations. There are patchwork cushions and others embroidered
with worsted and beads, on the sofa and in the great horse-hair-covered
armchair, and the two or three hospitable-looking chairs with rockers.
Curious shells, and wax flowers under a glass case, adorn a carved
wooden bracket; and there are family portraits, enlarged in crayons
from old photographs, hanging on the quaintly-papered wall. Between two
windows stands a secretary bookcase, with a propped-up shelf spread
with writing materials and files of paper. In the middle of the room is
a round table with a homemade fancy-work cover, scarcely showing under
its great bowl of mixed country flowers, and its neat piles of books
and magazines. As I went in, the sun blinds were bowed for the summer
heat, and the room was filled with a cool, sea-green light.
Suddenly I thought of Mrs. Ess Kay's magnificent palace in New York,
with its fountain court and splendid drawing rooms. I saw her little
cottage at Newport, and the other cottages and castles I had grown
accustomed to there; but somehow the startling contrast between these
pictures and this only made me more content with my present
What a nice room! I exclaimed to the girls, pausing for a glance
They looked surprised.
Do you think so? asked Patty. We were afraid maybe you wouldn't.
The things you're used to must be a good deal handsomer. Everything's
so old here.
I love old things, said I. Our house at home is very old, and I
wouldn't have anything changed for worlds, even if it were to be made
Why, that's kind of the way I feel, too! exclaimed Patty,
giving my waist a sympathetic squeeze. I like this living-room.
But Ide doesn't admire it a little bit.
If I was Mis' Trowbridge I'd always sit in the parlour, said Ide,
instead of keeping it shut up, except for best, just because Mr.
Trowbridge's ma did before her. It's a real pretty room. There's
a Brussels carpet with roses on the floor, and a handsome suite of red
velvet furniture, and a piano, and a marble table. Patty practises her
music there, but aside from that none of us see the room, only to sweep
and dust, till Thanksgiving and Christmas, when the relations come, or
when Mis' Trowbridge has company to tea in winter. Would you like to
see it? You can if you want.
I thanked her, but thought we had better put off the treat until
another time, as we were on our way to my room. I was wondering how to
define the difference between Patty and Ide. I saw that it was very
marked, yet I didn't quite understand. The two girls appeared to be on
the same footing in the house, I said to myself, but Ide was far more
showy than Patty, seeming to put herself forward, as if she were afraid
of not being noticed, and then she was dressed so much more
elaborately. Perhaps, I thought, Patty was poor, and in a more
dependent position than Ide.
The stairway, very steep and narrow, leads straight up from the
living-room, which is apparently in the centre of the house and fills
the place of a hall. There are no balusters, but a whitewashed wall on
either side, and only one person can go up at a time. At the top is a
landing, with a bare, painted floor, and doors opening from it. One of
the doors is mine; and as they showed me in I could see that Patty and
Ide both waited breathlessly for my verdict, their faces looking quite
strained and anxious until I exclaimed:
How fresh and pretty it is here!
I meant it, too. It is a dear room, with something pathetic about
its simple sweetness, and the kind thought to give me pleasure which
shows in every little innocent detail. The floor is covered with a
white straw matting, and there are no two pieces of furniture that
match. There's a wide, wooden bed of no particular period that I can
recognise, yet with an air of being old-fashioned, and there are stiff,
square shams to hide the pillows and turn down over the top of the
sheet, with fluted frills round the edges. There's a thing covered with
a veneer of mahogany, which I should call a chest of drawers, if Patty
and Ide hadn't mentioned it as a bureau. A mirror divided into two
halves hangs over it, with a white crocheted cover to protect the gilt
frame from flies; there's a crocheted pin-cushion, too; and in vases
painted by home talent bloom the sweetest grass-pinks I ever smelled.
There are little blue summer houses with pink children and brown dogs
in them, matched all wrong at the edges, on the wall paper; there is a
wash-handstand and a table with a white cover and more flowers; and
that's all except a basket rocking-chair and some hanging shelves; but
the white muslin curtains are tied with blue ribbons, and there's a
hand-braided rug before the bed, and there are little lace mats under
the vases. The scent of dried rose leaves and lavender mingles with the
perfume of the pinks; and some of the summer house pagodas on the wall
are hidden with old-fashioned steel engravings and photographs in
I didn't stop to examine the pictures at first, but after Patty and
Ide had tripped away (to see about my dinner, they said) I was
attracted by a faded cabinet photograph framed with shells. It was a
full length figure of a young man on horseback. He was dressed
something like those splendid cowboys they took me to see at Earlscourt
when I was a little girl, and the face was Mr. Brett's. It was so
handsome and dashing I could hardly stop staring at it while I washed
off the dust of motoring. Evidently the photograph in its frame has
been on the wall a long time. I am glad they happened to put it in what
they call the spare room, so I can look at it whenever I like without
XVII. ABOUT COWS AND NATIONAL
When I went downstairs, dinner was ready in a cool, shady
dining-room, with a bare floor painted brown, and a long table down the
middle. It wasn't quite two o'clock, but it turned out that the family
had had their dinner at noon exactly, and this was a meal only for Mr.
Brett and me, with Patty and Ide to bring us things from the kitchen
and wait upon us, while Mrs. Trowbridge flitted in smiling from time to
time, to ask how we were getting along. It was she who was cooking
for us, and I felt quite distressed at the trouble I was giving, on
such a hot day, too, but she said she was enjoying it.
It was a very funny dinner, according to my ideas, for I never had a
meal a bit like it at home, even when I was small and dined in the
daytime with the governess. But it was tremendously good, though none
of the things went together properly. We had delicious young
chickenquite babies they were, poor dearsfried with cream; and
wreathed all round our plates in a semicircle were a quantity of tiny
dishes. Each one had a big dab of something different in it; mashed
potatoes, succotash, green peas, a kind of vegetable marrow to which
they gave the unworthy name of squash, raw tomatoes, sweet green
pickles, preserved strawberries, and goodness knows what all besides;
while, if we stopped eating to breathe or speak, Patty flew in with a
plate of freshly-made things of the most heavenly nature, called corn
fritters. Mrs. Trowbridge beamed all over when I said I should like to
live on them for a month. To drink we had tumblers of iced tea, and
there was raspberry vinegar, too, which we were supposed to swallow
with our dinner; and afterwards there was hot apple pie, with custard
and slabs of cheese to eat at the same time.
We were obliged to eat a good deal of everything, otherwise Mrs.
Trowbridge would have felt hurt, and I felt sleepy when we had
finished, but I refused to go and lie down to rest, as they wanted me
to, it seemed such a waste of time. At last Mr. Trowbridge offered to
show Cousin Jim round the farm, and maybe I looked wistful, for when
they found that I was determined not to take a nap, they asked if I
would go with them.
Mr. Trowbridge had on a linen coat now, a long, yellow one, which I
should laugh at if I saw it on the stage in a play, but it suited him,
and he looked quite impressive in it. He fanned himself with a large
straw hat, without any ribbon, and talked splendidly to us, as we three
walked together under the trees.
If any English person should write a novel, and make a farmer in it
talk like Mr. Trowbridge, everyone who read the book would say he was
impossible. His way of speaking was a little slipshod, sometimes
(though not a bit more than ours when we drop our g's and things like
that, only more guileless sounding); but without seeming a bit as if he
wanted to show off what he knewwhich is so boringhe quoted
Shakespeare, and Wordsworth, and Tennyson; and in mentioning his work
at the hives in the morning, asked if we had read Mæterlinck's Life of
the Bee. From that he fell to discussing other things of Mæterlinck's
with Mr. Brett, and incidentally talked of Ibsen. There wasn't the
least affectation about it all. The quotations and allusions he made
were mixed up incidentally with conversation about the beauty of the
country, and life on a farm. He was interested in the subjects, and
took it for granted that we were, so he chatted about things he cared
for, modestly and happily.
By and by he left us alone for a few minutes, while he went to speak
to a man who works on the farm. He was going to show us the maple sugar
camp when he came back, and we sat on a felled oak and waited, with a
smell of clover coming to us on the warm breeze, and the tinkle,
tankle of cow-bells in the distance.
What an extraordinary man! I said to Mr. Brett.
You mean because he's a farmer, said he, his eyes laughing.
WellI suppose I do. But then, of course, he's a gentleman farmer,
not an ordinary one at all.
He's a gentleman in the way that all the good people in the country
round are gentlefolk, because they're self-respecting and kind-hearted
and intelligent. But he comes of generations of workers. They make no
pretensions to blue blood, though perhaps they may have some in their
veins, and don't think themselves superior socially to their own farm
handslike that one over there. Nor do they consider themselves
inferior to anybody. Not that they would think of asserting
their claims to equality with your friend Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox, for
instance. They simply take it for granted that they are the equals of
any other American, or for the matter of that, persons of any foreign
nations. You will perhaps hear them talking about your king and queen
as 'Edward' and 'Alexandra'; but they won't mean the slightest
You needn't be afraid I shall misunderstand anything they may do or
say, said I. My ideas about them are beginning to crystallise
already, as you thought they would. But I'm wondering at them all,
still. They're so utterly new to me, so absolutely different from any
types we have or could have at home.
What would your mother the Duchess think of themnow, honour
bright? Don't dream you'll hurt my feelings because they're my cousins
and we come of the same stock.
I thought for a minute, and then I said:
Mother would begin to patronise them graciously at first, as if
they could be classified with our farmersI mean, the peasant ones,
not the younger-son or poor-gentleman kind. When she found she
couldn't, she would be inclined to resent it. Then, at last, when a
dim, puzzled inkling of the truth came into her head, and she found out
that they knew as much as she about books and politics and all sorts of
thingsoh, I can hardly fancy exactly what she would feel; but I'd
trust Mr. and Mrs. Trowbridge or anyone like them not to appear at a
disadvantage with her, whatever she did with them. They wouldn't have
self-consciousness enough to be overawed by her, though she can be so
dreadfully alarming. Why, Mr. Brett, in a way I believe they're like
Usmore like us, really, deep down and far back, than a good many
enormously rich people I met at Newport, who think no end of themselves
and live in palaces, and know Royalties abroad. Just as I said once to
SallyMiss Woodburnwe take ourselves for granted, and then
don't make any more fuss or bother about our manners or whether we're
going to do the right thing or not. But a few of the people even in
your Four Hundred don't seem quite easy in their minds about
themselves. I've never seen anything in big houses at home, where I've
been with Mother or Vic, to come near the luxury of theirs, yet several
I've met can't seem to relax and look thoroughly comfortable, as if
they really liked it. They don't loll about as we do; they only pretend
to loll, because it's in their part in the play they're actingoh,
such a smart, society kind of play, with lots of changes of dress and
scene in every act. They build castles because it's the smartest thing
they can do, and because grand people always did it a long time ago. Of
course, in old times you had to live in them and couldn't have nice
seaside cottages with balconies, because if you did your enemies shot
off your head, or poured boiling oil on you; but nowadays they merely
say horrid things behind your back, and it's just play-acting to build
new ones. People talk about a man being 'worth' so many millions, as if
it didn't matter what else he's worth, and they seem to be worrying a
lot about themselves. Now, I can't imagine your cousins doing that.
They just take themselves for granted, as we do in England. Their
behaviour is like the air they breathe, and as much a part of
themselves as that air is when it's in their lungs. There's a kind of
invisible bond between our kind of people at home and people like
these, I think, if you come to study it. Partly, it's from having all
one's natural interests in the country, maybe, and not just going into
the country from a town to play. They are real. There's nothing
artificial about them.
You've got hold of things even sooner than I thought you would,
Lady Betty, said Mr. Brett, when I stopped, horrified at myself for my
long harangue, in which I'd been thinking out things as I went on. But
all the same, though these new types and this pleasant Ohio farm
interest you now, you know you'd rather die than be doomed to live
among such people and in such a place.
Perhaps I should be bored after a while, but I don't feel now as if
I should. I know I could be happy if I had people with me whom I
But could you love anyone who
Well, I've got rid of that fellow, said Mr. Trowbridge cheerfully.
Now we'll have a look around the camp and I'll show you how we tap the
maple trees for the sap; then afterwards we'll go into the sugar house
where we boil it down and make the maple syrup.
We'd been talking so earnestly that we hadn't heard him come up, and
I felt quite dazed for a minute.
He explained everything to us, or rather to me, for Mr. Brett knew
all about it beforehand. Then we had a long walk over the hills, which
are billowy and wooded, like Surrey, and when we came back Mr.
Trowbridge took me to the beehives to get some honey and show me what a
queen bee is like. He gave me a hat with a mosquito-net veil and put on
one himself. Then he opened a hive, and when I wasn't a bit nervous,
because I trusted him, he said, I tell you what it is, Lady Betty,
you're a trump. I shouldn't be surprised if there isn't something in
blood after all.
[Illustration: Mr. Trowbridge took me to the beehives to get
some honey and show me what a queen bee is like]
I was pleased, for I don't think that he or any of the others at the
Valley Farm are the kind to say nice things to you unless they really
After we had done all this sight-seeing, it was past five o'clock,
and I was longing for tea. We shall have it soon now, I said to
myself, as we sat on the side verandah on benches and rocking-chairs,
fanning ourselves with palm-leaf fans. Mrs. Trowbridge and the girls
had changed their dresses while we were away, and put on white ones,
fresh and nice, though the plainest of the plainexcept Ide, who had a
pink Alsatian bow in her hair and a flowered sash. I think they must
have washed their faces with yellow kitchen soap, too, for they were so
incredibly clean and polished that the green of the waving trees seemed
to be reflected in their complexion in little sheens and shimmers. I
don't suppose it would have occurred to them to dust off the shine with
powder, as Mrs. Trowbridge and pretty Patty seem to have no vanity; or
perhaps they would consider it wicked.
They all sat and rocked, but nobody said anything about tea.
They do have it late, I thought.
Suddenly Ide exclaimed, My, how thirsty I am! and she got up.
Oh, joy, I said to myself.
I guess I'll go and get a drink of water from the mineral spring,
she went on; and then catching my yearning eye she asked if I would
like to go too.
When your whole soul is sighing for tea, cold water does seem a poor
substitute, but I began to lose hope now, so I followed her. The
waterwhich we got at a spring in the deep grass, and drank out of a
tin dipper, was deliciously cold, more refreshing than iced water, and
didn't make you thirstier than ever again, in half a second. Still, I
couldn't tear my thoughts from tea, and when we got back to the house I
was encouraged to find that Mrs. Trowbridge and Patty had disappeared.
I must go and help them get tea, said Ide, if you'll excuse me.
I said of course, with alacrity, and hoped soon to see a tray
coming out into the verandah, where it was so cool and breezy now. Half
an hour passed, however, and nothing happened. It was getting on
towards six o'clock, and a smell of frying floated to us from the
I suppose they're beginning to cook something that takes a long
time to do, for dinneror supper, rather, I thought. She said
they were getting tea, so
Tea's ready, good people, if you're ready for it, announced Mrs.
Trowbridge's gentle voice at the door.
Mr. Trowbridge and Mr. Brett got up, and I did too, disappointed
that we weren't to have it out of doors; but still, I reminded myself,
the sitting room would be nice and cool. But I found that we were being
led through to the dining room.
There was the long table laid out again, with a regular sit-down
meal; cream cheese, and cake, and blackberries, and a big plate of
honey; some curious kind of smoked meat cut very thin, and the potatoes
which I'd smelled frying.
What an odd tea! I thought. But the oddest part was that after all
there wasn't any tea.
We sat down, and at the far end of the table were two young men, all
soapy and sleek, their hair very wet and their sleeves (with no cuffs
showing) very short. We were introduced to each other, and they bowed
rather awkwardly without saying anything, but I couldn't understand
their names. One of the two never spoke, and ate with his knife until
he saw me looking, when he stopped and got red. After that he cut up
everything on his plate quite small before he ate it, and stuck out his
elbows. The other, who sat next to Ide, talked to her in a low voice,
but I caught the words picnic, and beaux, and they both giggled a
Instead of tea, those who liked had black coffee with thick cream,
and the others drank what I should call lemon-squash, but they all
spoke of it as lemonade.
It wasn't much past six when we finished, and soon Mr. Brett asked
me how I would like to walk over to Mrs. Randal's and see my friend
Miss Woodburn, since she couldn't come to me. The place was less than a
mile away by short cuts which he knew, and he would take me there.
The shadows were beginning to grow long and thin when we started,
though the sun was still bright, so I carried a sunshade, and went
hatless, American fashion.
To avoid going out in the road we took field paths and skirted along
the edge of meadows where grain was tall and golden, or white as a
summer snowstorm. There were no proper stiles, as with us, so whenever
we came to one of the rough fences which divided one field from another
I had to mount on the first or second bar, and let Mr. Brett lift me
He is so strong that he did it as if I were a bundle of down instead
of a tall girl, and I had much the same exhilarating sensation I used
to have as a wee thing when I rode wildly on Mohunsleigh's foot. I was
glad when we came to the fences, and that there were a good many of
them. But I wasn't at all glad when Mr. Brett jumped me over into a
grass meadow where there was a whole drove of ferocious-looking black
and white cattle.
Couldn't we go some other way round? I asked, longing to
get behind him, but ashamed for him to see what an idiot I am about
cows, and perhaps make him lose his good opinion of me as a reasonably
I'm afraid not, unless we turn back, said he. But you needn't
mind them. Remember, you're with an old 'cow puncher.'
Oh, were you one, too? I asked trying to seem at ease.
I was thinking of a friend of my cousin Mohunsleigh's whom he was
always talking about, a Mr. Harborough, who lives in San Francisco.
Mohunsleigh knew him abroad somewhere. He used to be a 'cow
puncher,'whatever that isin Texas, I believe, though now he's a
millionaire. Did you ever hear of him?
Yes, said Mr. Brett, in rather a dry way.
I was so disappointed not to meet him.
(As we walked on, I kept my eyes on the horrible animals who were
grazing at some distance.)
Why? he asked the question almost sharply.
Because my cousin says he's such a glorious person.
Well gilded, anyhow.
Oh, I don't mean on that account. I'm rather blasé of millionaires
lately. But from Mohunsleigh's accounts he must bewell, the sort of a
man we like.
Girls. Brave and adventurous, and reckless, and that sort of
I'm afraid his millions are more of an attraction to most girls.
Why, you're as bad as he! I exclaimed.
In what way?
Unjust, andalmost morbid. I wouldn't have thought you
would be like that, though perhaps one can't blame him so much, if he's
had bad experiences. I am sorry for him. It must be miserable to
fancy always that people care for you for your money.
I'm sorry for him, too. At least, I used to bewhenever I thought
Aren't you now?
No. I believe he's a changed man. He's found that there are
exceptions to the gloomy rule he'd laid down for humanity.
Oh, then he's happier.
So far as I understand the case, he isn't exactly happy yet. He
isn't out of the woods. In fact, he's in the thickest part. But he sees
blue sky and the sun shining overhead.
What do you mean?
A fellow who knows him very well told me that Harborough had fallen
in love with a beautiful girl who was so unworldly that she might be
induced to marry for loveif she cared.
Then why isn't he happy?
Because he doesn't know whether she can ever care for himexcept
as a friend. He's sure she likes him pretty well, but there's nothing
in that. I'm mighty ignorant about such things myself, but they say if
a girl doesn't mind showing that she's your friend, and values you in a
way, it's a sign she's a thousand miles off from falling in love with
you. What's your opinion on the subjectas you seem to be rather
interested in Harborough?
My goodness, Mr. Brett, there's a cow looking at us. Oh, what
shall we do? It's the worst cow of all. It's putting its head down
now. It doesn't like us. Oh, what an appalling beast. I believe it must
be a bull.
It's a very young one, said he, calmly. Now, don't be frightened.
This is going to be nothing at all.
Are you sure?
Can't you trust me?
Yes. I know you won't let me be hurt. But you
Don't worry. Perhaps we shall have a little fun. Just wait.
I could cheerfully have waited a hundred years, and then put it off
again; but it didn't look as if we should have to wait longnot more
than three-quarters of a dreadful second, with my blood in my head, and
all the iced water I had drunk at Newport in my spine.
The cows were delighted. Evidently they regarded the horrid,
thick-necked brute as their champion. They didn't follow him towards
us, but lifted their heads and stared complacently, as much as to say,
Isn't he a splendid fellow? Now he's going to give them what
The rest happened so quickly it was all in a jumble. With a smile,
Mr. Brett reached out and took my sunshade, which I'd closed. Just as
the bull came at us, he opened it in the creature's face. The bull
swerved a few inches, surprised; and the next thing I knew the sunshade
was tossed away, Mr. Brett had seized the animal by his horns, and was
vaulting on his back with a laugh. Run to the nearest fence, said he.
He did it as easily as if it were play, and so it seemed to be for
him. The bull tore about, ramping and raving, while I obediently flew
for the fence and scrambled over without ceremony. There I turned,
panting, frightened, yet laughing in spite of myself. Mr. Brett's hat
had fallen off, and his short hair was ruffled across his forehead.
Riding the black and white bull, hanging on by legs, as well as arms,
he looked like a runaway schoolboy, revelling in a mischievous lark.
His eyes sparkled, and his white teeth shone.
The bull was sure he could throw his rider at first, but finding he
couldn't, was very much surprised. His wild gallop subsided to a trot,
and embracing his great neck, Mr. Brett bent far down to one side, to
snatch up my sunshade, which lay on the grass, open and undamaged. A
few moment's later, he had steered the bull in some curious way with
his feet, so that the beast came loping stupidly near the fence. Then
Mr. Brett jumped off, and vaulted over.
That was a good bit of sport, said he. It reminds me of old
times, when we chaps used to ride steers for a wager. I'm a little out
of practice now; but I hope you were amused.
I was much too terrified, I said, thankful that he was on the
right side of the fence at last.
Then I apologise for the exhibition. The silly brute didn't know he
was our bull, you see, but I reckon he'll remember now, and act
accordingly. Here's your parasol, Lady Betty. I don't think it's hurt.
As for my hat, I'll make the cows a present of it. I don't want to keep
you waiting any longer.
Fancy Daniel when he got safely out of the lions' den going back
for his hat! I exclaimed.
He was just the sort of man to have done it, said Mr. Brett, if
he hadn't a lady waiting.
After that, nothing else happened to upset us on the way to Sally.
The place where she is staying isn't a farm, but quite a small
cottage in a lovely garden, walled in with oaks and maples; and Mrs.
Randal sells seeds and cuttings.
A young girl came to the door when we rang, and asked us to please
sit down on the piazza; she would call Miss Woodburn. Then we had a
few minutes to wait, and Sally appeared.
I was glad to see her! And when she held me tight, and kissed
me, I had to wink back some silly tears. It was so good to feel that
she cared about me, and would sympathise in everything, for I knew she
After Mr. Brett had said how do you do, and a few polite words, he
added that he would just stroll over to the Green Dairy Farm across the
way. He knew the farmer there, and would like to have a chat with him.
We settled that he was to come back for me in an hour, and then Sally
and I were left alone together.
She made me begin at the beginning and tell all my adventures, cause
as well as effect, before she would give me any of her news, or even
her opinions on the situation as far as it concerned me.
It made quite a long story, and Sally was a beautiful listener, as
only sympathetic and unselfish people can be.
There wasn't anything else for me to do, was there? I asked, when
she knew everything exactly as it had happened.
She complimented me on my pluck, like the dear creature she is,
and said she hadn't it in her heart to be sorry, as things had turned
out, that I had had such a chase to find her.
To tell the truth, it was your affairs that drove me to Chicago,
she went on. I don't mind your knowing now, deah. We can talk freely
about things I couldn't discuss with you before. Of course, I always
knew Katherine wanted you for Potter, and that they'd both do anything
to get you. It began with her trying to keep other men away from you
even on the ship. Do you remember? Nobody could get near you but Tom
Doremus, and he wouldn't if Kath hadn't been afraid of Mrs. Van der
Windt. It was just the same in Newport, whenever she could fix it so. I
couldn't exactly warn you; it wouldn't have been nice. They are
my cousins, and I was Kath's guestthough I shouldn't have been for
long, if I hadn't wanted to watch over you. But you know I did drop
hints sometimes, didn't I? It wasn't my business if you'd fallen in
love with Potter, but though he isn't a bad fellow, he's not good
enough or strong enough for you, Betty, and I should have been mighty
sick at heart if he had got you.
I never felt he wanted me, really, I said, although he was always
Oh, yes, he did want you. Perhaps he wasn't truly in love at first,
though he always admired you, deah. There was an actress that he was
crazy about last wintera nice girl, too, and he would have married
her if it hadn't been for Katherine, who was wild over it, said
such a mésalliance in the family would ruin her as well as him, and
contrived to break it off somehow. Potter never cared for anyone else
so much. The girl seemed to understand his temper exactly, and though
he was heart and soul for winning you, after the race was begun, I
shouldn't wonder a bitnow he's lost youif that affair didn't come
on again some day. He might do worse.
I wish the girl joy of him, said I. But how was it you went away
Oh, I told Kath what I thought of her for trying to trap you. It
was that, and nothing else. And she didn't like it. She almost
asked me to go, and though I knew it was to get me out of the way, I
had to do it. I wish you could have met Mrs. Hale in Chicago. She is
the nicest, quaintest woman. You saw her happy family? Well, she's so
kind-hearted that when her horses are out at grass, she has a big
sunbonnet made for each one. You would laugh to see them prancing about
with their bonnets flapping. And she stops cab horses in the street to
give them sugar. But after all, it's better for you to be herewith
Mr. Brett has been a saint to me, said I.
Sally smiled her three-cornered smile.
I think from what you tell me of some of the things you've said to
him, and some of the things which have happened, that he has
been a saintmore of a saint than you know.
You mean I've tried his temper? I asked anxiously.
Not exactly his temper. But never mind. I'll talk to you about
So she did. And it seems that this invalid widow, Mrs. Randal, whom
she's come to nurse, is the mother of the man she told me about in the
Parkthe man who turned monk because he loved her, and thought she
I come once or twice a year, even when she's well, said Sally,
with the soft voice and eyes which she has for this one subject of all
in the world. It's the best of the few pleasures I have, to be with
her andtalk of him; of him when he was a little boy; of him when he
was a young man, happy in the thought of the futurenot knowing what
was to come. I found this little place for her, years ago now. She
wasn't happy in Kentucky, for there were relatives there who were not
congenial, and used to say thingsof her son's religionwhich
distressed her. But she is old now, and very delicate. She knows I
would never forgive her if she didn't have her little maid telegraph
for me when she is suffering. I always come at once, and would, no
matter where I was. You see, I've no mother of my own; and she is
his mother; it's almost the same as if she were mine. But don't
look so sad, dear. I'm not sad. She's going to get well. We've been
glancing over old photographs of his this evening. She has quite
forgiven me for the past.
I should think so! I couldn't help exclaiming. You were the one
who suffered most.
Not more than his mother, child! But she's old, as I said, and
thank heaven I'm beginning to grow old, too. Each day is one less
before we meethe and I. That's what I'm looking forward to now, and
I'm not a bit sad, so kiss me, and tell me just what you think of those
dear things, the Trowbridges.
Going home, Mr. Brett and I walked along the road until we'd passed
the cow meadow; then we took to the short cuts again. A lovely blue
darkness was just touched with the faint radiance of a new moon, as if
the lid of a box had snapped shut on the sun; and the moment the light
was gone, the fields lit up with thousands and thousands of tiny,
pulsing, flitting sparks.
What is it? I asked, astonished.
Fireflies, said he. Did you never see any before?
Never. How wonderful. They are the most exquisite, magical little
Then I'm glad you're seeing them for the first time with me, he
I stopped, and made him stop, to look at the enchanted rain of tiny
lights. We stood in a billowy meadow, with the pale gray-green of the
stacked oats dimly silvered by the baby moon, that was hurrying down
the west after the sun. The bundles of grain made pointed, gothic
arches, and through these, back and forth, in and out, threaded the
fireflies, like fairies with lanterns searching for lost members of
What a pity they never come to England to search!
When we got home the stars were pricking out in the sky, and Patty
and Ide were down by the gate, counting them. It seems, if you can
count seven stars for seven nights, then the first man who touches your
hand afterwards you're bound to marry. I counted my first seven, and I
do hope it won't rain for a week.
Although I had been so longing for tea, I hadn't been hungry, and
had scarcely eaten anything when we had it. Now, I was beginning to be
starved. We all sat on the verandah, and Mr. Trowbridge told us things
about astronomy, in which he seems as learned as in everything else.
By-and-by it was ten o'clock, and Mrs. Trowbridge asked if I weren't
tired, and wouldn't like to go to bed. Then I knew the worst. There
wasn't going to be any supper.
We all bade each other good-night.
What time is breakfast? I asked Mrs. Trowbridge, expecting
something abnormal in the way of earliness, but my eyes did open when
she said half-past six.
You don't need to get up unless you want, she went on. Patty or
Ide will carry you up something.
I wouldn't hear of that, though. I said I would prefer to do what
everybody else did, and I saw that this pleased Mr. Trowbridge, who had
perhaps feared I would show symptoms of the pampered aristocrat. But he
little knows what small pampering I get at home!
By-and-by I stood at my window, watching the fireflies and envying
them because they could get their own supper. Just then among the trees
there was a bigger, yellower light than their tiny lanterns. A faint
smell of good tobacco smoke came up.
Lady Betty, is that you? asked Mr. Brett's voice.
Yes, I answered, pushing up the frame with the mosquito netting,
and leaning over the window sill.
I've got something for you. Have you a box or basket you can let
down with string, if I toss a ball of it up to you?
There's a small waste-paper basket, I said, quite excited.
He tossed, and I caughtStan taught me how, long ago. Then I made
the basket ready and sent it down.
Now, he called after a minute. I hauled the basket up carefully.
Good-night, said he. There's a note in it, among other things.
Now, pull down your mosquito net, or you'll have trouble.
It was fun opening the basket. There were two chicken sandwiches in
it, in a napkin, a piece of jelly cake, a peach, and an ice-cold bottle
The note was just a few lines scribbled with pencil on a sheet torn
from a memorandum book.
I've been feeling wretchedly guilty about you, it began, almost
as much of a brute as if you were some innocent, helpless creature I'd
killed, and buried under the leaves in the woods. No tea this
afternoon, and you an English girl! When they say 'tea' here they mean
the evening mealthe last one. I, like a beast, didn't notice that you
ate nothing; not that I wasn't thinking of you, for I was. I didn't
even have the sense to realise that you were being sent perishing to
bed. It was Patty who saw all, but was too shy to speak to you. This
humble offering is her thought. You shan't be starved after to-night.
There was a question of mine you didn't answer this afternoon. I've got
a grudge against that black and white steer.
I couldn't think what he meant at first. Then I remembered how he
had been asking my opinion about the love affairs of Mohunsleigh's
millionaire friend. I don't see, though, why he should care so much
what I think of them. It would be lots more interesting if he would ask
me questions about himself.
XVIII. ABOUT SOME COUNTRY FOLK, AND
The day after I came to Valley Farm was one of the longest days of
my life. Not that it wasn't pleasant, for it was. But when you get up
before six, and finish breakfast at seven, it does give you a good many
hours to do what you like with.
I wasn't allowed to help Mrs. Trowbridge and the girls with their
work; Mr. Brett went off directly after breakfast with Mr. Trowbridge
and the two mysterious young men, to get in hay or do something useful
and farmy, so I sat in the maple grove with Vivace (who is a great
favourite in the household) and wrote down all my experiences since
Chicago. We had an enormous dinner at twelve, which made me feel very
odd, as I'm not used to it; but when we were called to tea I knew
better than I did yesterday what to expect.
Now, I've been a boarder at the Trowbridges' (I pay four dollars a
week, about as much, I suppose, as is spent on one person's food at
each meal at Mrs. Ess Kay's!) for eight days, and I'm perfectly happy.
I can't bear to think of the time coming when I must go home. It will
come, of course, for they will have to send for me whether they really
want me back or not, and then I will never see any of these dear people
again. Probably I shall never even see Mr. Brett. He says he must go
West again soon, that there are things which call him there. That will
be the end. I wish one didn't get to depend on other people so much. I
should like to be quite cold hearted, and not care for anyone; then it
wouldn't matter when you had to part. But there's no use in thinking
about horrid things just yet.
I've written home, of course. I wrote the day after I arrived. At
first, I felt I ought to cable; but if I did, they might send at once,
and on second thoughts I decided it wasn't necessary to go to the
expense. So I just wrote to Mother to say I couldn't stand it with Mrs.
Ess Kay on account of her brother, and I'd left suddenly to join Sally
Woodburn in the country, where I was boarding quite close to her. I
wrote to Mrs. Ess Kay, too, and said the same thing, asking her to
kindly send on my boxes. I didn't mention Mr. Brett, because she
wouldn't have remembered who he was, or if she did by any chance, she
would only disapprove of his daring to exist still, and perhaps write
or wire something rude.
She sent the boxes by what they call express, but didn't answer my
letter, which rather astonished me, as I had thought she would scold,
and had dreaded it. But when I told Sally, she wasn't as much surprised
as I was. She knew already everything that happened after I ran away
from The Moorings, and told me all about it, which interested me a
great deal. Mrs. Ess Kay had written her some things, and Mrs. Pitchley
(whose maid is an intimate friend of Mrs. Ess Kay's Louise) had
supplied all the missing details.
It seems that the day after the Pink Ball Mrs. Ess Kay had one of
her headachesand no wonder. Feeling very ill, she didn't take much
interest in me, and took it for granted when Louise said I wasn't out
of my room, that I wanted to sleep till luncheon.
Potter had been so furious that he thought to punish me for my sins
by sulking. Mrs. Ess Kay did not appear at luncheon, and Potter went
out somewhere. But when I didn't show myself, or even ring, the
servants began to think it odd, and spoke to Louise. She knocked at my
door, and when after rapping several times there was no answer, she
opened it to find the room empty, the bed smooth, my boxes packed, and
all Mrs. Ess Kay's presents to me spread out on a sofa.
By that time it was after two; and if only they had known, I was
leaving the Waldorf-Astoria to take the train for Chicago with Mr.
Mrs. Ess Kay was so nervous with her headache and the reaction after
all her work in getting up the Great Affair, that when she was told I
was nowhere to be found, she had hysterics, and slapped Louise.
Potter was sent for to the Casino, and came home in a rage. They
talked things over, and made up their minds that I had either caught a
ship sailing for home, or else had gone to Chicago to join Sally. If it
hadn't been that they were afraid of a scandal coming out in some
horrid society paper, they would have applied to the police for help,
but as it was they didn't dare, and Potter said he could manage
A ship really had sailed that day, so as well as telegraphing to
Sally, Potter went to the offices, then to the docks, and made all
sorts of enquiries. From what he heard about some people who had
engaged berths at the last minute, he couldn't be quite sure I wasn't
one of them, having gone under an assumed name. To add to the trouble,
no answer came from Sally. Mrs. Hale, according to instructions, had
opened the telegram, and knowing something of the story from Sally,
wasn't anxious to relieve Mrs. Ess Kay's mind about me, in too much of
a hurry. Instead of having the message wired again, she enclosed it in
an envelope, and sent it on to Sally by post, so there was another
delay; and they knew nothing for certain until a letter from Sally and
one from me arrived at about the same time.
Sally's opinion was and is, that Mrs. Ess Kay has something up her
sleeve; that she won't write to me because she wants to show how hurt
and scandalised she is by my ungracious conduct, but that she has some
idea for getting even with me sooner or later. If she hadn't that to
keep her up, Sally thinks she couldn't have resisted answering my
letter with a tirade. Fortunately she can't claw me away from the
Trowbridges and make me marry Pottereven if he would have me now,
after all my badnessotherwise she would perhaps have tried to act at
once. And she can't have me put in prison on bread and water and
solitary confinement, as no doubt she would like to do. Still, I don't
feel quite easy in my mind about her silence, lest Sally may be right
about some disagreeable plan she's hatching. However, as long as Mr.
Brett is here, I feel as if he would contrive not to let anything very
dreadful happen to me.
I've found out everything about all the members of the family at
Valley Farm, now; and I've got acquainted with most of the neighbours.
They call them neighbours if they live anywhere within twelve or
fifteen miles, and a good many are related to each other, or connected
by marriage, while even those who are not have mostly known each other
ever since they were children; probably went to school together at a
funny little white-painted, wooden building on a hill, which is the
district school. It must be rather fun to teach in it, because if
some American stories I've read since I came here are true to life, you
board first at one house and then another, giving good advice and
helping everyone; and all the young men in the country round about fall
in love with you. I thought, if Mother should be too angry with me for
refusing Potter Parker and running away, to let me come home again, I
might apply for such a situation; but it seems that nowadays you have
to know a great deal, and I should never be taken on, because,
unfortunately, I have to do the multiplication table on my fingers.
Mr. Trowbridge, although a farmer who works in his own fields, is an
Honourable. I was surprised when I heard that, as I didn't suppose
people had titles in America. But he's a senator or something in his
own State, which is very important, so he is called Honourable
officiallyand on letters, as one is at home if that's all one can
scrape up by way of a courtesy title.
The two young men who come in to eat with us, but are never seen
about the house at any other time, are farm hands, though they are
not treated at all like servants, and Mr. Trowbridge lends them the
newest books and magazines (of which he has quantities) to read in the
One, whose name is Elisha, was in love with Patty, but she didn't
care for him, so he is very melancholy and won't talk at the table. But
he has cheered up a little lately, and has bought tall collars like Mr.
Brett's, instead of wearing turned-over ones which showed far down his
neck; and he has sent me flowers through Ide, several times. I tried to
thank him for the first ones, but he blushed so much that his forehead
got damp, and immediately afterwards he went away and hid for hours,
which kept him from his supper; so I thought it better to say nothing
about the next.
The other young man, Albert, is paying attention to Ide. Nobody
knows whether they are engaged yet, although they go to the apple
orchard regularly every evening and sit together in a boat swing which
is there, or if it rains they sit on the front porch, until quite late.
They don't seem to have much to say to each other, though, for one of
my windows is directly over that porch, but I never hear a soundnot
even a laugh. But it seems that in this part of the country it is the
thing for a girl and a young man to be left alone together as much as
possible while they are making up their minds whether or not they like
each other well enough to be engaged.
It is very strange about Patty and Ide. Though Patty is so quiet,
almost meek in her ways, and dresses so plainly, and is quite contented
to work in the hot kitchen, cooking and washing dishes, it turns out
that she is a very rich girl; or will be. She is an orphan, and her
grandfather, although a farmer, has more than a million dollars (which
sounds tremendous, but wouldn't be as impressive, I suppose, if one did
it in pounds); and when he dies, as he must before long, as he is very
old, Patty will have all his money.
Young people get on his nerves, so Patty lives with the Trowbridges,
who are friends of his, and helps Mrs. Trowbridge with her work. She is
so pretty and has such sweet ways that she might make a success
anywhere, and it struck me as a pity that she should perhaps marry some
young farmer in the neighbourhood, and never know any other life than
this. I remarked something of the sort to Mr. Brett when he told me
about Patty, and he looked suddenly miserable as if what I'd said had
I thought you felt you could be happy among such people as these,
he answered, rather irrelevantly.
Then I fancied that I understood a little, for he seems to think
that he is like the men here, but he isn't a bit, oh, not the
least bit in the world, though he says he was brought up on a farm as a
little boy, before he ran away and went far out West, and that it's
only an accident of fate he isn't an Albert or an Elisha. As if he
could ever have been like one of them! I have never known a man as
interesting as he.
Ide really is a sort of servant, but she would go away
instantly if anybody called her that; and she is so afraid someone may
think she is inferior to the others in the house because she is paid
wages for her work, that she does her hair elaborately, wears smarter
dresses than the rest, and puts herself rather forward with strangers
so as to impress them. She wouldn't even like to be called a help,
but says that she obliges Mrs. Trowbridge, and she wouldn't stop long
enough to draw another breath if she were not treated better, if
anything, than Patty.
Even in the East, in very grand houses, I thought some of the
servants were rather offhand and queer, though they did consent to have
their meals in the servants' hall or somewhere, and not sit in the
drawing room. I suppose the reason why they are so different with us,
and so polite and well trained, is because at home they are willing to
go on being servants all their lives, whereas, in America, it's only a
phase in a person's career. You may be a parlour maid one year; the
next you may keep a hotel; and the next you may be a millionairess
travelling in Europe. There's nothing to prevent, if it's in you, and
naturally you always hope it is.
The Trowbridges' neighbours are almost as nice as they are. After I
had been here two or three days I was feeding the chickens with Mr.
Trowbridge after tea, when a man and woman came up the avenue. They
were countrified looking and rather awkward, I thought at first glance,
which was the only one I took, as I at once left Mr. Trowbridge to talk
with the newcomers and went away. It wasn't Ide's time yet to sit with
Albert, so I found an apple, and sat and rocked in the boat swing with
a book I'd left there earlier in the afternoon. Presently, however,
down ran Patty to ask if I would mind coming back to the house, as Mr.
and Mrs. Engelhorn had come especially to see me.
To see me? I repeated. What for?
Oh, I suppose they thought it would be polite to call, said Patty.
They're such nice people. They have the farm with the low house
opposite this. Mrs. Engelhorn was a city girl. Her father is the best
jeweller in Arcona, and her brother has the biggest steam cleaning
establishment there. She's been beautifully educated, and he's very
intelligent. I guess you'll like them.
Oh, I'll come, of course, I said. I didn't dream they wanted to
see me. But I would much rather have stopped where I was and read the
book. Of course it's only prejudice, and the way one has been brought
up which makes one feel as if it were odd to meet tradespeople, and
it's nonsense, too; for as soon as they get horribly rich nobody seems
to mind nowadays, which shows how little sense there is in the idea.
Still, I did want to laugh, though I was ashamed of myself; but a
picture of Mother being called on formally by a steam cleaner would
come up before me.
Mr. and Mrs. Engelhorn had put on their best clothes, and they were
dears. I was as agreeable as I knew how to be, and after I had been
with them a little while, I felt that it was they who were superior.
They talked about the most interesting and learned things, just as Mr.
Trowbridge does, and in the same simple, modest way. We went into the
parlour, where Mrs. Engelhorn played as well as a professional, and
sang exquisitely, in a cultivated contralto voice. I could have cried
to see how work-worn her hands looked, as they flew so cleverly over
the keys of Mrs. Trowbridge's splendid Steinway Grand piano, which is
much finer and in better condition than ours at home. After they had
gone, Mr. Trowbridge told me that Mr. Engelhorn is the greatest
authority on geology in the State of Ohio, that he knows just as much
about botany, and is a fine Greek and Latin scholar, having picked up
all his knowledge himself without any University training. Americans
Other people just as interesting in different ways have been, since,
and there was only one I didn't like. He came yesterday, and is a
dissenting parson, a Congregationalist, I think, though I don't know
what that means, or how it's different from a Methodist or a
Presbyterian. He and his wife arrived to noon dinner, and I had to be
civil because the Trowbridges respect them very much; but it was
difficult when the man said that England was the most immoral and
decaying country in the world, and his wife echoed him. He is a smug
old fellow with a fringe of grey fluff growing out all round under his
chin; and his upper lip, very long and shaved, is like the straight
cover you see on mantelpieces in country hotels.
I summoned courage to stand up for England, and the wifea fat,
sallow creature with three chins and a dissenting-looking
chignonglared at me as if she expected white bears to crawl out from
under the table and gobble me up.
Why do you think England is such a wicked country? I asked.
Because, to mention only one reason [as if the others were too bad
to tell] your clergymen are put into their places by patronage, without
any regard to their qualifications as teachers of religion.
At least they're gentlemen, I snapped.
Superficially, they may be, he admitted, as if to pry under
the surface would be worse than scratching a Russian to find a
Tartar. But they are Puppets and Sycophants.
Unluckily I don't know what a sycophant is exactly, so it would have
been dangerous to argue; and anyway, before I could get out another
word he had gone on again.
Mrs. Panter and myself had a chance to go to Great Britain last
year, he said. Our congregation offered us the trip with Cook's
tickets, for ten weeks, to show their appreciation of my services. But
after reflection, we decided not to undertake the tour. I have no wish
to see England as it is to-day. Such illusions as are left to me I
would rather keep. It would depress me to visit a country which is
going down hill as Britain is, morally, financially and intellectually.
Trade is leaving her, and coming to us. We are getting her shipping, we
are taking away her steel and iron market for all the world, and she
deserves to have lost what she is losing; still, London must be a sad
sight to those who have eyes to see, and
I don't think you'd find that grass has begun to grow in Bond
Street yet, said I. And if you fancy that our finances are in such a
bad way, you had better read the Blue Book.
I did think this was smart of me, for I hardly know the Blue Book
from a Book of Beauty, but I've heard Stan say that you're obliged to
believe it, and that it proves England to be increasing every year in
prosperity. So I was glad I remembered to speak of it, and catching Mr.
Brett's eyes I saw such a twinkling smile in them that I hurried to
look away, or I should have laughed and spoiled everything.
There couldn't be a greater contrast between two men than between
the Reverend Jonas Panter and the great Whit Walker of the Emporium at
Hermann's Corners. We drove to Mr. Walker's after the Panters had gone,
as we all felt (though nobody put it precisely into words) that we
wanted some enlivening.
We didn't start until after tea, as the Emporium is always open
till half past nine, and there was going to be an ice cream festival
there that night. I didn't know what an ice cream festival meant, but
Mr. Trowbridge said I should see for myself, and it would probably be
different from anything I had yet experienced.
Everybody from the farm went except Elisha, who didn't wish to, as
he is not quite happy yet, and is practising the flute of evenings. Mr.
Trowbridge and Mr. Brett and I all drove in the buggy. It was rather a
squeeze in one seat, but it was fun, and we were very merry. I like
buggies, though they do sound almost improper to an English ear, and it
makes it seem more amusing, somehow, because they talk about going for
a ride instead of a drive.
The rest all squashed into a big wagon, and sat on the hay. I would
have gone in that way too, but Mr. Trowbridge wanted me to try his
horse; and we could hear the others laughing every minute as they came
jolting on behind us.
It was about seven miles to Hermann's Corners, and after a lovely
drive through charming, peaceful country we arrived just as it was
beginning to be dusk.
I couldn't have imagined such a place as the Emporium, and when I
was in the thick of it I said to myself that it would be worth one's
while coming over to the States just to visit it, if nothing else. If I
had to choose between, I believe I'd rather see it than Niagara Falls;
for one knows Niagara Falls from biographs and things, and nothing
short of actually seeing could give one the slightest idea of Mr. Whit
Walker and his Emporium.
My first impression of the Emporium was a huge, rambling wooden
building rather like a vast barn with a dozen smaller barns tacked on
to it, and windows let in. It is painted pea-green, and has a rough
verandah running partly round ita high verandah with no steps, or if
any, at such long intervals that you must search for them. But as
there's no pavement we just scrambled out of the buggy and cart onto
the verandah, and there we were landed among the most extraordinary
collection of things I ever dreamed of. The stock in the Emporium
having overflowed from the inside onto the verandah, we stumbled about
among boxes of eggs, sewing machines, crates of dishes, garden tools,
brooms, rocking chairs, perambulators, boots, canned fruit,
children's toys, luggage, green vegetables, ice cream freezers, bales
of calico, men's suits, piled-up books, clothes lines, and a thousand
A number of young men were sitting about on the biggest of the
boxes, and on chicken coops, wherever they could clear a space, and had
the air of being in a club. Our party knew them, almost all, and they
exchanged how do you do's. Mr. Brett seemed the only stranger; but as
he told me, he hasn't often visited his cousins.
From the open doors and windows of the Emporium streamed out the
strangely mingled smells of all the things in the world which happened
to be missing on the verandah, and most of those that were there. As a
fragrance it was indescribable, but it was nice, and rather exciting, I
don't know why, unless there was a quantity of spice in it.
Just as we threaded our way through the groups of young men, who
looked at us a good deal, people were lighting the gas in the Emporium.
It was incandescent, and blazed up suddenly with a fierce light as if
it were a volcano having an eruption. All the women inside (there was
quite a crowd of them, bareheaded, or in perfectly fascinating frilled
sunbonnets), shrieked and then giggled. A man who was surrounded by
girls said something we couldn't hear, which made everybody laugh; and
Mr. Trowbridge exclaimed:
That's Whit, sure, holding court. Couldn't be anybody else.
And I guess that's the Honourable, said the voice we had
heardsuch a nice voice; it was enough to make you laugh with pleasure
just to hear itand the head we could see towering over the sunbonnets
began to move towards us. The girls edged away good-naturedly, and
there was a man almost as fine-looking as Mr. Brett, smiling at us, and
holding out his big hand.
Everything was big about him; his voice, his brown throat, his
shoulders, and his good white smile, shining with kindness and two rows
of perfect teeth; his nature, too, as you could see by his beaming,
humorous grey eyes, and the generous dimple in his square chin.
Whit, this is the little English ladyship I've told you about,
who's staying over at our house, said Mr. Trowbridge. So we were
introduced, and the great Whit shook my hand with a vigorous magnetism
which made me feel I would like to clap, and give him three cheers.
He is the sort of man I should try to make President of the United
States, if I were an American; and I'm sure he would get lots of votes
from his part of the country if he were nominated.
I'm real pleased to meet you, said he, and I'm honoured to have
you visit my store. Say, I guess some of our American leading ladies
will have to get a hustle on if they want to save themselves now you're
over here. I didn't know they made 'em like that on your side. I tell
you what it is, Honourable, I won't have much use for some of our
fellows if they let her go back, eh? Now, ma'am, you just tell me what
handle I'm to put to your name, so I won't make any fool mistake, and
then we can get ahead like a house on fire.
I'm usually called Lady Betty, I said, feeling an idiot, as
everyone was standing round in a ring.
What, at the first go? No, ma'am, I couldn't do it. I haven't got
the cool, ingrowing nerve. Couldn't I make it Countess, to show my
But I'm not a Countess, I laughed.
Well, I guess I'll just go one better and raise you to Princess,
then. It's the best I can do, having been reared with plain Misses and
Mississes. You look like a Princess, anyhow, and the Queen might be
proud to have you for a cousin. Now we've fixed that up, maybe you'll
let me show you around the premises, and you can tell me if the
Emporium bears any resemblance to your London stores.
Very well, Prince, I shall be delighted, said I, and he laughed a
nice, mellow roar.
It was a great thing, I soon found, for a visitor to be escorted by
the proprietor of the Emporium. Never was such a popular and
much-sought-for man as he. He was wanted everywhere by everybody.
People felt aggrieved if they had to go away without at least a hearty
How do you do? from Whit. There were several attendants, quite
dashing young men, but they were mere ciphers compared to the boss.
Accompanied by Mr. Walker and Patty, whom he chose as the companion
of our explorations, we went upstairs and downstairs, and left no
corner of the Emporium unvisited.
Aren't you afraid to leave so many things outside on the verandah?
I asked. Suppose they should be stolen?
The great man only laughed, but a lanky customer who overheard
What, steal from Whit Walker of Hermann's Corners? Wa'al, I guess
the skunk mean enough to do that would get himself lynched by every
decent chap in this darned county.
I've got one friend, you see, Princess, chuckled my king of the
You've got two, said I.
Well, now, that's mighty pretty of you. Say, do you mean it, honour
Honour bright, I repeated.
Then I wonder if I might ask a little favour of you?
Of course. What is it?
I'll tell you before we part. But come on down now, girls. I want
you should both choose a present to take home.
We picked our way down the steep stairs, littered with the overflow
from shelves and counters. In the principal show room, if one could
call it that, he pressed us to accept some jewellerypoor stuff, but
the best he had, and he ingenuously admired it. We steadfastly refused,
however, and Patty took a Japanese fan, while I selected several choice
specimens of chewing gum, as being novel and characteristic.
By this time the ice cream festival was beginning. It was held in
a vacant lot behind the Emporium, and a canvas awning had been put up
over two or three dozen bare tables on the grass. Several employees of
the storeextra hands, perhapswere kept frantically busy ladling
out from huge freezers into earthenware saucers big slabs of frozen
custard. All the gallant young beaux of the neighbourhood treated the
girls they wished to favour, and spent ten cents a saucer for the ice
cream, with a big sugared cooky thrown in. The great Whit himself
invited me to sit down with him, so Mr. Brett who had been coming up to
ask Patty and me both, perhaps, whisked Patty away, leaving me to Mr.
Now, I'll tell you that favour I want, said he. I hope you won't
think I'm presuming too much on a short acquaintance, but it's a mighty
important thing for me. It's about that little gal over there.
Patty? I asked.
Nobody else. There ain't anybody else, so far as I'm
concerned; meaning no disrespect to you, Princess. My old friend the
Honourable says she just worships you, and would lie down and let you
walk over her if you wanted.
I didn't know, I said.
Well, it's gospel truth, I guess, and I don't blame her. If
She has been sweet to me, I interrupted. Why, what do you
think she did, when I mentioned that the huge bells on Mr. Jacobsen's
cows kept me awake nights? You know how that one field of Mr.
Jacobsen's, which he won't sell, comes into Mr. Trowbridge's farm, and
he keeps his cows there to be disagreeable? Well, Patty got up in the
night, and climbed on the fence and caught the cows by offering them
salt. Then she held on by their ears, and tied rags over their
bellshorrid, loud bellsso they could make no noise. Only fancy, and
some of those cows are awfully fierce. The rags have stopped on ever
since; that was the way I found out, for she didn't tell for days.
It's just like that pretty, quiet little thing, said Mr. Walker.
I wish she'd be that sweet to me. I want her mighty bad to have me,
Princess, but she's read novels, I guess, and anyhow, she doesn't think
I'm romantic enough. I was always kind of afraid there was somebody
else. Now I shouldn't wonder if it ain't that good-looking young cousin
of the Trowbridges. Couldn't you find out for me, as she thinks such a
lot of you? And if she hasn't got her heart too much set on anybody
else, could you try to use your influence for me? You see, you're a
travelled lady, though you're so young, and if you could say I was a
man, in your opinion, it might make all the difference.
You can depend on me to do my best, I said. But I didn't feel
amused and full of fun any more, as I looked over at Patty and Mr.
Brett. If she admires himand how could she help it?there's no
reason why he shouldn't admire her, when one comes to think of it. She
is pretty and sweet, a perfect little lady, and an heiress.
I can't get used to the idea. The cowbells didn't ring at all last
night, but I couldn't sleep for thinking of it, and for telling myself
that perhaps this is why Mr. Brett looked queer when I spoke of Patty
marrying a farmer.
XIX. ABOUT GETTING ENGAGED
I felt when I got up this morning that I was in a dreadfully
embarrassing and uncomfortable position about Patty and my promise to
Mr. Walker. If I kept it, and tried to use my influence with her, it
might be that I would be working against Mr. Brett. It would be hateful
to do that, as we are such friends; but I was afraid there must be
something rather catty in my nature, (though I never thought so before)
because I could not approve of a marriage between him and Patty. My
private opinion was that Patty wasn't at all the sort of girl to make
him happy; but I didn't dare to depend too much on the wisdom of my
opinion, lest it should be biassed by prejudice. It is so hard when you
have a friend who has been all yours, to see that some other girl may
be more congenial to him than you are, and that the best thing for him
would be to fall in love with her.
Mr. Brett has known Patty for a long time, and though he hasn't been
here often, he has made flying visits sometimes, I know; and even Patty
and Ide both call him Jim; never Mr. Brett. I reminded myself as I
thought it all over, that probably one reason why he wanted to stay
with his cousins now was to see Patty again, not in the least because
of his friendship with me, which is quite a recent thing compared to
his acquaintance with Patty. I had to admit that though we have been
such friends, all he has done for me could easily be accounted for by
that American chivalry to women, on which the men over here are so keen
as a nation, rather than any particular liking for me as a girl. And I
must have a horrid, exacting disposition, because discovering this made
me feel absolutely ill. I was so jealous of Patty, because she could
perhaps take away my best friend and have him for her lover, that all
her pretty little ways and looks quite annoyed me, and I felt I could
have slapped her.
Such feelings made me hate myself, for it is so unpleasant finding
out suddenly that you are a brute; yet I would not indulge my wicked
heart by telling Patty that she ought to marry Mr. Walker. I could
scarcely eat any breakfast or dinner, and early in the afternoon I
crept out of doors, very miserable. I felt that Vivace was the only
being on earth who really cared for me, and even he was more interested
at the time in a rabbit hole he had found than in my society. He
wouldn't come away from it when I called, so I bundled him under my
arm, and walked off with him to the sugar camp, where I could be alone,
and think things over, without having people say I looked pale, and ask
whether the ice cream festival at Hermann's Corners had given me a
Patty and Ide had decided to make maple candy and chocolate fudge
after dinner, so that we could have it to eat in the evening, and Mr.
Brett and I had promised to help. American girls always seem to make
candy if they have nothing else more interesting to do, and usually I
think it very entertaining. Carolyn Pitchley's often went wrong, and
she would keep several servants busy clearing away plates and spoons,
bringing fresh ones, and cleaning out the chafing dish which she had
burnt. But Patty and Ide are cleverer; they do everything for
themselves; and I should have enjoyed helping, if I had been in a
different mood. As it was, I would have realised that I was an
outsider, and that maybe they would be gayer without me, though they
are always so polite. I had slipped away without speaking to anyone,
and as I was pretty sure that no one would come to the sugar camp at
this time of day, I could let myself be as gloomy as I liked.
I sat there in the deep green shade of the maples, on the log where
Mr. Brett and I had talked the first day I came to the Valley Farm. All
the disagreeable things that ever happened to me since I was a child
took this opportunity to stir in their graves and come to life again.
Then they sat down in front of me in a dreary semicircle, staring me in
the face until I couldn't stand it any longer, and began to cry. Vivace
was very much surprised, and jumped up with his paws in my lap, as if
he were saying, What is the matter? This was a comfort, and I
put my head down on his, with my arms round his neck, and cried more.
If you once let yourself go, like that, you can't stop. Hearing your
own little chokes and gasps makes you pity yourself so much that your
heart nearly breaks. I was sobbing out loud, presently, which made
Vivace whine, and I had almost begun to enjoy my utter forlornness and
the distinction of being the most miserable person in the whole world
when a distracted voice exclaimed:
Why, Lady Betty, Lady Betty, for heaven's sake what's happened?
I looked up all teary and flushed, and there was Mr. Brett, staring
at me with horrified eyes, and his face as desperate as if he had found
me struck by lightning or gored by the black and white bull.
I was so ashamed and confused that I couldn't speak, but just sat
there gazing up helplessly at him with tears running down my cheeks,
and my lips trembling. The most awful look came into his eyes, and he
went as pale as I was red.
My precious one, my darling! he stammered, and dropping down on
one knee by the big log, he put his arms round me.
Oh! I said. And then my head was nestling down into his neck, and
instead of being wretched I was perfectly happy.
Who has dared to make you cry? he asked, holding me close.
You, I answered.
I thought you were only being kind to me becausebecause you're an
American and it's your duty to a foreigner.
He laughed at thatan excited, happy laugh, with a queer break in
I've been half out of my mind with love for you, ever since the
first day I saw you looking down at me in the steerage. Am I quite
out of it now, or can it be true that you care for mejust a little,
I care for you, dreadfully, said I. Why, this isn't
friendship, is it? It's being in love.
I should think it waswith me, he said. It's all of me, heart,
soul and body, drowning in love.
Don't drown, I whispered to him. Ican't spare you.
After that we didn't say a word, but I hadn't supposed it was
possible for any human creature to feel so seraphically happy as I did.
I don't know how long a time passed before we even spoke, but it seemed
only a minutea minute stolen straight out of heaven. And he was so
handsome and dear that I would have kept that minute forever if I
could, for it was impossible to believe that another could be so
But by and by it did merge into sister minutes, just as good, and we
began to talk and tell each other things.
He told me again how he'd loved me from the very first instant, and
I told him that after the day on the dock, if not before, I'd never
quite had him out of my thoughts for a moment.
There has always been a sort of undertone of you, I went
on, no matter what else I was thinking of, just as Sally says, when
you are near the sea you hear it through every other sound.
He liked having me say that, and his eyes are too glorious
when he likes things that I say.
I loved you so much, he answered, that I felt my love must
have some power over your heart; it couldn't go for nothing. I knew I
wasn't worthy of you, but the love was, for no man in your own world
could offer you a greater one. That's my justification for asking you
to put your hand in mine. But am I asking too much? Are you sure you
won't regret anything you may have to give up?
There's nothing I wouldn't give up to be with you always, I
assured him. But I don't see that I shall have to give up much that I
really care for. We shall be poor, of course, but I shan't mind that a
bitwith you. We can live in a sweet little cottage somewhere, can't
we? Or if you have to be in a town, we shall have a wee, wee flat, and
it will be such fun looking after it, just like having a doll's house,
only a hundred times better. I've never been rich, you know; it's
always been rather a struggle, and ever so many of my dresses have been
made out of Mother's or Victoria's. I shall learn to cook and sew.
If I were so poor as all that, darling, I shouldn't be asking you
to marry me, said Jim. I'm better off than you think, for as I told
you, I've been doing fairly well lately, and I guess if one of us two
ever has to cook it will be I. We might have to do that sometimes, but
it will only be if we're camping somewhere.
I do hope so. It would be glorious! I exclaimed.
We can have the cottage or the flat all right, or maybe even both
if things go on as well as they're going now, he said, and there's
nothing on God's earth I won't do to make you happy. Heavens! I should
think so, after what you're doing for metrusting me, without knowing
any more of me than you've seen in these few weeks
I'd have trusted you to the world's end, after the day you jumped
overboard and saved the little boy. Besides, you were you; and
I'd have trusted you just the same if you hadn't.
Bless you, my angel. But think of the marriages you might have
I couldn't have made more than one, at least I hope not, said I,
flippantly. I could never have married anyone but you, so I
should have had to be an old maid if you hadn't asked me, and think how
awful that would have been. You don't regret asking me, do you?
Regret? Wellit doesn't bear talking of. I suppose I ought to be
able to say that I'd meant to keep my love to myself, and it only
sprang out on an ungovernable impulse. But it wouldn't be true if I
did. I always meant to ask you, from the very firstthough I had
little enough hope, even up to to-day, that it would be anything more
than friendship on your part. But oh, how hard I did mean to try for
you. My one virtue was to wait until you had seen enough of other
menmen of a different sortfor you to be sure you didn't prefer one
of them. And when accident had put you very near me, I did manage not
to lose my head and speak, while you were, in a way, under my
protection, for that would have been brutal. But Heaven knowsand Miss
Woodburn knowsthat I came mighty near it once or twice. I'm thankful
I didn't. Now you know the best and worst of the other sort of man, and
the best and worst of me. You see the kind of people whose blood runs
in my veins, and still you are ready to say that my people shall be
your people. I'm not afraid of anything that can happen now.
You needn't be, I said, slipping my other hand into hisfor he
had one of them already. Mother may be vexed with me for going against
her wishes, but she will have to forgive meor even if she doesn't, I
shall have you.
I think she will forgive you, darling, said Jim. I will make her
I believe you could make anybody do anything! I cried. Sally will
be glad about this, I know. I can see now that she must always have
hoped for it to happen, though I didn't realise what she meant at the
time. But we had such a talk in the Park the day we met you,
about marrying for love. And she advised me that it was the only thing
to do. Oh, I am sorry for everybody who isn't in love, aren't you? And
that reminds me, I must try and make dear little Patty in love with Mr.
Walker. You'll help me, won't you?
The rest of the day was perfectly divine, and it is almost as
delightful to live it over again as I am doing now, in writing the
story of it, after we have said good-night.
We forgot all about going back to the house, until some one came out
and rang the bell for tea in the field, where we couldn't help hearing.
Then we told the cousins our news, and they were immensely pleased.
They seemed to think that Jim and I were made for each other, and Mrs.
Trowbridge said she had seen that it was coming, all along.
After tea we walked over to call on Sally, and she was just as glad
as I thought she would be.
You are going to marry one of the finest fellows on earth, I
believe, said she, and I congratulate you as well as him.
I do love Sally!
XX. ABOUT JIM AND THE DUKE
It was a very different waking up the next day. My first thought
was: Can it be really true or is it only a dream that I'm engaged to
Jim? And I almost cried for joy when I was quite sure it was true.
We both wrote letters to my mother, and so did Sally. I didn't see
theirs, but I could guess what they said, and I could trust Sally to
praise Jim. Still, all the praises in the world wouldn't reconcile
Mother to what I was going to do. I could hear her saying: Who is
he? And I was sure she would add, How much has he got? But whatever
happened, we were not going to give each other up.
Jim had promised Mr. Trowbridge to pronounce judgment on a horse
which he thought of buying, and the man who wanted to sell the creature
brought it to the farm about eleven o'clock. Sally had come, to tell
about the letter she had just posted to Mother, and Jim was in the
sitting room writing his. I think he had forgotten about the horse,
until Mr. Trowbridge appeared, looking rather excited.
Say, Jim, he exclaimed, Jake Jacobsen's here with the horse. He's
round by the barn now, and you might as well have a look at it; but
it's an awful brute, and I ain't going to take it, at any price.
What's the matter with the horse? asked Jim, sealing up his
letter, and looking interested.
It's mad crazy, that's all; but it's enough for me. I thought there
must be something wrong for Jake to be offering it at the price he did.
He led it here, and you just ought to have seen the brute dance and
make ugly eyes when first Albert and then I tried to get astride of it.
Jake swears the only reason he'll sell cheap is because his wife has
taken a dislike to the horse, and what she says, goes with him. He's
ready to bet anything the animal's as mild as a lamb, only a bit
frisky, and certainly it's as handsome a beast as I ever laid eyes on.
But he'll have to get rid of it at the fair.
I'll come, said Jim, getting up.
I jumped up too.
Oh, please don't have anything to do with such a vicious creature,
I begged. You might be killed.
Jim laughed. The horse isn't sired that could kill me, I reckon. I
know them too well. Why, little girl, I was brought up among horses.
You can trust me not to run too big risks, now I've got something to
make life worth living.
Stan has often told me that men hate girls to fuss over them, so I
bit my lip and didn't tease any more, but I was far from happy. I
didn't like the look in his eyes.
May Sally and I go and see the horse with you? I meekly asked.
I'll ride him up to the house, if I find he's worth your seeing,
Jim said. But you mustn't worry if we don't come this way for awhile.
I may have to work with him a bit before he's ready to show himself off
With that he got his hat and went out with Mr. Trowbridge, who was
waiting with a twinkle in his eyes.
Oh, dear, I feel as if something horrid was going to happen! I
said to Sally, when they had gone.
Pooh! said she. I should be sorry for the animal who tried to
play tricks with that young man. You'll find you haven't known him,
till you see him on a horse.
I daresay I'm silly, I admitted. But I have a presentiment of
something. Let's go and sit out on the verandah and watch. We can't
see the barn, but if they come out in the farm road we shall catch
sight of them.
All right, said Sally. The sun's hot on the verandah; but that's
Already Jim and Mr. Trowbridge had disappeared, but as we were
choosing the coolest place for our chairs, we saw a dusty, nondescript
old vehicle rattling up the maple avenue, and just about to turn into
the narrow road which leads round the side of the house. The hood was
up to protect the passengers from the sun, so at first we could see
only the driver, and gather an indistinct impression that there were
two figures in the back seat.
Visitors, said I. I didn't know Mrs. Trowbridge was
expecting Then I broke off with a little gasp.
Oh, Sally, it's
The Duke and Katherine! she gurgled.
All my blood raced up to my head, as if I were going to have a
No wonder I had a presentiment, I groaned, forgetting my fright
about the horse, for a moment. Do stand by me.
I will, said Sally.
Mrs. Trowbridge and the girls were busy in the kitchen, making peach
jam; so when the wretched old chaise drew up close to the verandah,
Sally and I were alone to receive it.
If my sense of humour hadn't been trampled upon by various emotions
which were all jumping about at the same time, I should have had hard
work not to laugh when Stan and Mrs. Ess Kay scrambled out from under
the lumbering old hood, which was like a great coal scuttle turned over
their heads. Their hair was grey with dust, their faces purple with
heat, and evidently they were both in towering tempers.
Stan looked at me the way he did once when I was small and spoiled
his favourite cricket bat by digging up worms with it;as if he could
have shaken me well and boxed my ears, and would if I weren't a girl.
As for Mrs. Ess Kay, she smiled; but her smile meant worse things than
Hullo, dear boy, I chirped, nervously. How do you do, Mrs.
Sally murmured something, too, and Stan had the grace to claw off
his hat, showing how damp his poor hair was on his crimson forehead,
but he didn't even pretend to smile.
A nice dance you've led us, said he. By Jove, I wouldn't have
thought it of you, Betty.
Maybe you don't understand yet, said I. Wait till I've explained,
and I'm sure you won't be cross, because you always were a dear.
It's no good wheedling, he grumbled. I'm not going to wait for
anything. We've come to take you home, and the quicker you pack up and
get ready the better.
What do you mean by home? I enquired.
To Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox's house in New York, where she says she'll
be good enough to put us up till the next decent ship sails for
I'm not going back to Mrs. Stuyvesant-Knox's, said I. She knows
why it's impossible.
Rot, said Stan. She's jolly kind to have you, after the way
you've acted. Anybody'd think you were eight, instead of eighteen. You
deserve to be put on bread and water for making me come three thousand
miles to fetch you home.
I didn't ask you to come, said I, and you needn't have bothered.
Is Vic engaged yet?
Yes, she is; the day before I started. What's that got to do with
A good deal, according to her, I replied. I'm engaged, too.
The dickens you are! exclaimed Stan, getting redder than ever,
while Mrs. Ess Kay gave a little start and glared at Sally.
My blood was up now, and I didn't care what I said. The sooner Stan
knew everything just as it was, the better.
Yes, the dickens I am, I echoed, defiantly, and I don't intend to
be treated like a naughty child, by anyone. I've done nothing wrong, or
underhand. We've only been engaged since yesterday, though we both fell
in love at first sight on shipboard, and we've written to mother and
you, this very morning.
Engaged to a man you met on shipboard! repeated Stan, looking
flabbergasted, and turning from me to Mrs. Ess Kay.
Tom Doremus! she gasped. Yet no, that's impossible. He's in
Newport. But there was no one else. I was particularly careful.
I am engaged to marry Mr. James Brett, I said. He is
There was no such man on the ship, she broke in, sharply.
Then, suddenly, she almost jumped.
Goodness gracious! she exclaimed. Oh, Duke, this is too
awful. I remember there was a person in the steerage. But
this is madness. It can't be
He did cross in the steerage, I said. What of it? He is the best,
and handsomest man I ever saw, and there's no finer gentleman than he;
you can ask Sally if there is, for she knows him.
And thoroughly approves of him, Sally finished, taking my hand.
Duke, I assure you Betty is to be congratulated. I understand that the
Duchess was not averse to her marrying an American, and the one she has
chosen is of the very best type.
I beg your pardon, Miss Woodburn, but hang the type, said Stan,
who never did get on with Sally. It's absolutely impossible that my
sister should marry such a person, and you ought to have known better
than to encourage her. This is a hundred times worse than I thought
when I flung up the best shoot of the season to come and fetch you,
Betty. You and I were always by way of being pals, but I agree with the
Mater now; you've behaved disgracefully, and as for the man, whoever he
Here he comes to speak for himself, cut in Sally, squeezing my
There was a sound in the distance; voices shouting, but not the
voice I loved. We all looked, and a black horse with a man on his back
sprang into sight, like a rocket gone wrong. It was Jim, looking more
beautiful than any picture of a man ever painted, his face transported
with the joy of battle and triumph, and that fiend in horse shape under
him doing all he knew to kill.
It was a terrible and yet a splendid thing to see, that struggle. I
hadn't known how I adored Jim, and how I admired him, till I saw him
with that smile on his face, sitting the black devil as if he were one
with him in spite of the brute's murderous plunges.
The two shot past the house like a streak of lightning, then wheeled
back again, the horse clearing a ditch and a five-barred fence from one
meadow into another; but he didn't jump in spite of Jim; rather was it
in spite of himself. Then there was a series of mad buck jumpings,
leaps into the air, and downward plunges. The beast sat on his
haunches, and then reared up with a great bound, to waltz on his hind
legs and paw the air, snorting. But still Jim smiled and kept his seat
without the least apparent effort.
[Illustration: Jim smiled and kept his seat without the least
Jove! that fellow can ride, muttered Stan, taken out of himself by
his man's admiration for a man.
It's Jim Brett, my Jim Brett, I cried. What do you think
of him now?
But it didn't occur to Stan to answer. I don't suppose he even
heard; he was far too deeply absorbed in the passing drama; and in a
minute more Jim and the black horse were out of sight again.
But I was not at all afraid for him now. I was only proud, and
sureas sure as I was of lifethat he would conquer.
Nobody spoke. Mr. Trowbridge, and Mr. Jacobsen, the disagreeable
cowbell man who owned the horse, ran by as fast as they could go, too
excited to glance at the house, and Albert and Elisha followed. Mrs.
Trowbridge and the girls had come out from the kitchen and were hanging
over the nearest fence. Patty was whimpering a little, so I guessed all
in a flash that she had cared for Jim. (But she is so sweet she will
get over it now he is mine; and already I've made her realise
thoroughly what a fine fellow the great Whit is.)
We stood still in our places and watched. I could hear my heart
beat, and it had not time to calm down before Jim came riding back on
the black horsea changed black horse, all winning airs and graces, to
cover shamed penitence now.
The creature pirouetted up the side road, and Jim stopped him at the
verandah, patting the throbbing black neck. Well? I believe I'll buy
him myself, he said smiling to me; and then he saw Mrs. Ess Kay and my
By Jove, Harborough! said Stan. It is you, isn't it?
Surely it isn't your double?
Harborough it is, said Jim, while I listened, dumb with wonder.
How are you, Duke? I was rather expecting you might turn up; but I
cabled to you last night to Boodles', and wrote you this morning on the
chance you hadn't started.
Well, I'm blowed, remarked Stan, most inelegantly. Are you Brett,
or is Brett you, or is he somebody else?
My name is James Brett Harborough; perhaps you didn't know, or had
forgotten, said Jim; and then, jumping off the horse and throwing the
lines to Mr. Jacobsen, who had just trotted anxiously up, he came to
Will you forgive me? he asked.
I don't know yet what it's all about, I said, dully.
Miss Woodburn knows; and Mohunsleigh knew. You see, he and I were
old pals, so I told him I was in love with his cousin, and was going to
try hard to win her, in my own way. You remember Mohunsleigh's friend
Harborough. You said the other day you were sorry for him, andyou
wished him joy of his love affair.
Oh, is that the reason you pretended to be only Jim Brett?
I am Jim Brett. But now you understand, will you forgive
I don't understand yet, except that you must have been afraid I
might care more for your money than for you, if I knew. Oh, how
could you think such a thing of me? But about the steerage
That was beforehand. It had nothing to do with you, though
everything that was to come, came from it. I was abroad for a couple of
years, and a friend I knocked up against in Paris last June bet me a
thousand dollars that in spite of all my queer experiences, I wouldn't
have the pluck to rough it in the steerage of a big ocean liner. I took
the bet, and won it. If it hadn't been for seeing you, I should have
gone West almost at once after landing in New York, but I had
seen you, so I stayed. Luckily for me, I'd met Miss Woodburn often in
San Francisco and once here. She recognised me in my steerage get-up
and was the only one who did; but her tact kept her from spoiling
sport. She guessed there must be a game on, and said not a word to
anyone. She wouldn't, even if I hadn't managed to send her a note,
which I did. I had a conversation with her on board, too, the day
before getting in, andwe talked about you. Even then I felt sure you
couldn't be the sort of girl to care about money, but
It was partly my fault, Betty, Sally broke in when he paused. To
be quite, quite frank, I knew that the Duchess had fallen in with some
ideas of Katherine's, and I couldn't tell how far your bringing up
mightn't have influenced your nature, so I encouraged Mr. Harborough to
test you by keeping up the story that he was a poor young fellow named
Jim Brett. It handicapped him, and kept him away from you; but you were
interested in him to start with, and I did my best to keep up the
romance. I thought he wouldn't lose by it in the end, and he hasn't.
There was the morning in the Park; I managed that; and I got Katherine
to send him an invitation to her big party. He was playing a waiting
game, because he wanted you to care in spite of every drawback, or else
he wouldn't want you to care at all; and then, before he was ready for
any coup, Fate stepped in and did the rest.
In the best way it could have been done, I think, said Jim. Now,
little girl, do you understand, and have you forgiven me?
I'd like to think you could have trusted me from the very first,
without playing at all, I answered. Stillit is romantic,
isn't it? And besides, even if I were very angry, II'm afraid I'd
forgive you anything after seeing you ride that horse.
I'm hanged if I couldn't, too, said Stan. And laughing, the two
And I suppose I shall have to, as well, purred Mrs. Ess Kay, quite
kittenish, if only somebody would introduce Mr. Harborough to
(As if anyone cared whether she forgave him or not!)
What about the Duchess? asked Sally.
Oh, when I tell her that Betty's engaged to marry a chap I've met
and liked in towna thorough sportsman, too, it will be all right,
I was glad he didn't refer to Jim's money, even though that is
the thing which will appeal most to Mother. As for me, I am almost
sorry he isn't poor, if there's room in my heart to be sorry about
anything. But I don't believe there is. It's such a beautiful world,
and I shall have two homes in it now; one on each side the water.