Machassan Ah by Talbot Mundy
Waist-held in the chains and soused in the fifty-foot-high spray,
Joe Byng eyed his sounding lead that swung like a pendulum below him,
and named it sacrilege.
"This 'ere navy ain't a navy no more," he muttered. "This 'ere's a
school-gal promenade, 'and-in-'and, an' mind not to get your little
trotters wet, that's what this is, so 'elp me two able seamen an' a
From the moment that the lookout, lashed to the windlass drum up
forward, had spied the little craft away to leeward and had bellowed
his report of it through hollowed hands between the thunder of the
waves, Joe Byng had had premonitory symptoms of uneasiness. He had
felt in his bones that the navy was about to be nose-led into shame.
At the wheel, both eyes on the compass, as the sea law bids, but
both ears on the more-even-than-usual-alert, Curley Crothers felt the
same sensations but expressed them otherwise.
"Admiral's orders!" he muttered. "Maybe the admiral was drunk?"
The brass gongs clanged down in the bowels of H.M.S. Puncher and
she gradually lost what little weigh she had, rolling her bridge ends
under in the heave and hollow of a beam-on monsoon sea.
"How much does he say he wants?" asked her commander.
Joe Byng in the chains and Curley Crothers at the wheel both
recognized the quarter tone instantly, and diagnosed it with deadly
accuracy; every vibration of his voice and every fiber of his being
expressed exasperation, though a landsman might have noticed no more
than contempt for what he had seen fit to log as "half a gale."
"He says he'll take us in for fifty pounds, sir."
"Oh! Tell him to make it shillings, or else to get out of my
It is not much in the way of Persian Gulf Arabic that a man picks
up from textbooks but at garnering the business end of beach-born
dialects--the end that gets results at least expense of time or
energy--the Navy goes even the Army half a dozen better. The
sublieutenant's argument, bawled from the bridge rail to the reeling
little boat below, was a marvel in its own sweet way; it combined
abuse and scorn with a cataclysmic blast of threat in six explosive
"He says he'll take us in for ten pounds, sir," he reported,
without the vestige of a smile.
"Oh! Ask Mr. Hartley to step up on the bridge, will you?"
Two minutes later, during which the nasal howls from the boat were
utterly ignored, the acting chief engineer hauled himself along the
rail hand over hand to windward, ducking below the canvas guard as a
more than usually big comber split against the Puncher's side and hove
itself to heaven.
"It beats me how any man can keep a coat on him this weather," he
remarked, and the sublieutenant noticed that the streams that ran
down both his temples were not sea water. "Send for me?"
His temper, judging by his voice, would seem to be a lot worse than
could be due to the pitching of the ship.
"Yes. There's a pilot overside, and our orders are to take a pilot
aboard when running in, if available. There are three men bailing
that boat below there, and the sea's gaining on them. They'll need
rescuing within two hours. Then we'd have a pilot aboard and would
have saved the government ten pounds. Point is, can you manage in
the engine-room for two or three hours longer? Three more waves like
that last one and the man's ours anyway!"
"He might not wait two hours," suggested Mr. Hartley. "He might
get tired of looking at us, and beat back into port. Then where would
be your strategy?"
"Then there wouldn't be a pilot available. I'd be justified in
going in without one. Point is, can you hold out below?"
"Man," said Mr. Hartley, "you're a genius." He peered through the
spray down to leeward, where the pilot's boat danced a death dance
alongside, heel and toe to the Puncher's statelier swing. "Yes;
there are three men bailing, and you're a genius. But no! The
answer's no! The engines'll keep on turning, maybe and perhaps, until
we make the shelter o' yon reef. There's no knowing what a cherry-red
bearing will do. I can give ye maybe fifteen knots; maybe a leetle
more for just five minutes, for steerage way and luck, and after
Even crouched as he was against the canvas guard he contrived to
shrug his shoulders.
"But if we go in there are you sure you can contrive to patch her
up? It looks like a rotten passage, and not much of a berth beyond
"I could cool her down."
"Oh, if that's all you want, I can anchor outside in thirty
Curley Crothers heard that and his whole frame stiffened; there
seemed a chance yet that the Navy might not be disgraced. But it
faded on the instant.
"Man, we've got to go inside and we've got to hurry! Better in
there than at the bottom of the Gulf! Put her where she'll hold still
for a day, or maybe two days--"
"Say a month!" suggested the commander caustically.
"Say three days for the sake of argument. Then I can put her to
rights. I daren't take down a thing while she's rolling twenty-five
and more, and I've got to take things down! Why, man, the engine-room
is all pollution from gratings to bilge; if I loosened one more bolt
than is loose a'ready her whole insides 'ud take charge and dance
quadrilles until we drowned!"
"You won't try to make Bombay?"
"I'll try to give ye steam as far as the far side o' yon reef.
After that I wash my hands of a' responsibility!"
"Oh, very well. Mr. White!"
The sublieutenant hauled himself in turn to windward. Curley
Crothers gave the wheel a half-spoke and looked as if he had no
interest in anything. Joe Byng in the chains bowed his head and
groaned inwardly; his sticky, spray-washed lead seemed all-absorbing.
"Tell that black robber to hurry aboard, unless he wants me to come
in without him."
The little boat had drifted fast before the wind, and the
sublieutenant had to bellow through a megaphone to where the three men
bailed and the ragged oarsmen swung their weight against the storm.
The man of ebony, who would be pilot and disgrace the Navy, balanced
on a thwart with wide-spread naked toes and yelled an ululating
answer. With his rags out-blown in the monsoon he looked like a sea
wraith come to life. The big gongs clanged again, and the Puncher
drifted rather than drove down on the smaller craft. A hand line
caught the pilot precisely in the face. He grabbed it frantically,
fell headlong in the sea, and was hauled aboard.
"He says he wants a tow for that boat of his," reported the
sublieutenant. "Said it in English, too--seems he knows more than he
"Missed it, by gad, by just about five minutes!" said the commander
aloud but to himself. "Well--the bargain's made, so it can't be
helped. That boat's sinking! Throw 'em a line, quick!"
The pilot's crew displayed no overdone affection for their craft,
and there was no struggle to the last to leave it. One by one--
whichever could grab the line first was the first to come--they were
hauled through the thundering waves and their boat was left to sink.
Then, before they could adjust their unaccustomed feet to the
different balance of the Puncher's heaving deck, the gongs clanged and
the destroyer leaped ahead like a dripping sea-soused water beetle,
into her utmost speed that instant.
All conscious of his new-won dignity, and utterly regardless of his
boat, the pilot had found the bridge at once. He clung to the rail
there and braced one naked foot against a stanchion. To him the
ship's speed seemed the all-absorbing thing, for either Mr. Hartley
had forgotten just how many revolutions would make fifteen knots or
else he had underestimated his engine-room's capacity. The Puncher
split the waves and spewed them twenty feet above her, racing head-on
for the reef, and Curley Crothers was too busy at his wheel to pass
the pilot the surreptitious insult he intended.
The gongs clanged presently, and the Puncher swallowed half her
speed at once, giving the pilot courage.
"This exceedingly damn dangerous place, sah!" he remarked.
"No bottom at eight!" sang Joe Byng in the chains.
Three words passed between the commander and Crothers, and the
Puncher hove a weed-draped underside high over the crest of a beam-on
roller as she veered a dozen points, ducked her starboard rail into
the trough of it, and sliced her long thin nose, sizzling and
swirling, into the welter ahead. It was growing weedier and dirtier
"No bottom at eight!" chanted Joe Byng.
And at the sound of his voice the pilot hauled himself up by his
leverage on the rail and found his voice again.
"This most exceedingly damn dangerous place, sah!"
But the commander was too busy acting all three L's--Log, Lead and
Lookout--his shrouded figure swaying to the heave and fall and his
eyes fixed straight ahead of him on the double line of boiling foam.
He had conned his course and had it charted in his head. There was
no time to argue with a pilot.
"Port you-ah hel-um, sah! Port you-ah hel-um!"
"By the mark--seven!" sang Joe Byng from the chains.
"Port you-ah hel-um, sah!" yelled the pilot in an ecstasy of
"Starboard a little," came the quiet command.
Curley Crothers moved his wheel and the Puncher's bow yawed twenty
feet, as if Providence had pushed her.
"Gawd A'mighty!" murmured Joe Byng, gazing open-mouthed at fifty
feet of jagged rock that grinned up suddenly three waves away.
The pilot braced both feet against a stanchion and tried to take
the weigh off her by pulling.
"Half speed, sah! Go slow, sah! Go dead slow, sah! You'll pile
up you-ah damn ship, sah! Ah tell you, sah, you'll pile her up as
suah as hell, sah! 'Bout a million sharks round he-ah, sah! For the
love o' God, sah--Captain, sah--"
"Oh, muzzle him, some one!" ordered the commander, and the
jiggling, complaining engines danced ahead, the horrid gray beneath
the pilot's ebony notwithstanding.
"By the deep--four!" warned Joe Byng in a level sing-song. The two
gongs clanged like an echo to him, and the Puncher's speed was reduced
at once to her point, of minimum stability. She rolled and quivered
like a living thing in fear, falling on and off, nosing out a passage
on her own account apparently, and seeming to be gathering all her
strength for one tremendous effort.
"That's bettah, sah! That's bettah, Captain, sah! Go astern!
This he-ah's the bar, sah--damn bad place, the bar, sah! Go astern,
sah. Captain, sah, d'you he-ah me--go astern! Try again, 'nother
place further up, sah. Captain, sah! Over that way; that way
thar--that way, sah!"
He pointed through the sky-flung spray with a trembling finger and
his voice was rich with doleful emphasis, but the commander held his
course and carried on. There seemed neither sympathy nor
understanding on that unsteadiest of ships. Curley Crothers,
solemn-faced as Nemesis and looking half as compassionate, moved his
wheel a trifle. Joe Byng in the chains kept up his even sing-song,
expressionless, as if he were an automatic clock that did not care,
but must record the truth each time his dripping pendulum touched
"And a half--three!"
White foam was boiling in among the dirty welter, and the Puncher's
bow pitched suddenly as the first big bar wave lifted her; a second
later her propellers chug-chug-chugged in surface spume as she kicked
upward like a porpoise diving.
"Oh, lordy, lordy, lordy!" groaned the pilot. "This he-ah watah's
full of sharks, an' that's the bar! You're on the bar now, Captain,
"By the mark--three!" Byng chanted steadily.
"Starboard a little more," said the commander leaning forward and
shoving the pilot away to leeward at the same time. Then he shouted
to the fo'castle head, where a bosun's mate and his crew had climbed
and were awaiting orders in evident and most unreasonable unconcern.
"Get both anchors ready!"
"Aye, aye, sir!" came the answer, and efficiency controlled by
experts proceeded at kaleidoscopic angles to defy the elements. The
big steel hooks were ready in an instant.
"Stop her!" ordered the commander.
The gongs clanged out an alarm and the throbbing ceased.
"Hard astern, both engines!"
Again there was a clangor under hatches, and the suffering bearings
shrieked. The Puncher dropped her stern two feet or so, and the foam
boiled brown round her propellers. The shock of the reversal pitched
the pilot up against the forward rail, where he clung like a drowning
"For the love o' God, sah! Captain; sah, we've struck! Ah told
you so; Ah said--"
"And a half-three!" chanted Joe Byng.
"Stop her! Starboard engine ahead! Port engine ahead! Ease your
helm! Meet her! Half speed ahead!"
The Puncher pitched and rolled, kicking at the following monsoon
that thundered at her counter and tossing up the foam that seethed
about her bow. She trembled from end to end, as if the pounding of
the water hurt her.
"Helm amidships!" ordered the commander suddenly.
"Full speed ahead, both engines!"
The Puncher leaped, as all destroyers do the second day they are
loosed. She sliced through the storm straight for the coral beach
beyond the bar, shaking her graceful shoulders free of the sticky
spray--reeling, rolling, thugging, kicking, bucking through the welter
to where quiet water waited and the ever-lasting, utterly unrighteous
stink of sun-baked Arab beaches. As each tremendous breaker thundered
on her stern each time she lifted to the underswell, the pilot vowed
that she had struck, rolling his eyes and calling two different
deities to witness that none of it was any fault of his.
"Thar's no water, sah--no water, Captain, sah--not one drop!
You've piled up you-ah ship! Ah told you so; Ah said--"
"By the deep--four!"
"And a half-four!"
"By the mark--five!"
The Puncher was across the bar, gliding through muddy water on an
even keel and giving the lie direct to him whose fee was ten pounds
English. The pilot drew a talisman of some kind from underneath the
least torn portion of his shirt, and to the commander's amazement
kissed it. It is not often that a woolly headed, or any other, native
of the East kisses either folk or things. But the commander was too
busy at the moment to ask questions.
"Have your starboard anchor ready!" he commanded, making mental
The glittering, wet, wind-blown beach and the little estuary slid
by like a painted panorama smelling of all the evil in the world as
the Puncher eased her helm a time or two seeking a comfortable berth
with Joe Byng's chanted aid.
"Let go twenty fathoms!"
The pilot sighed relief as the starboard anchor splashed into the
water and the cable roared after it through the hawse pipe.
"What nationality are you?" asked the commander, watching the
Puncher swing and gaging distances, but sparing one eye now for his
unwelcome but official guest.
The pilot looked anywhere but at his questioner, and a picture
passed before the commander's eyes--a memory, perhaps, of something he
had read about at school--of Christians in Nero's day being asked what
their religion was.
"Are you afraid to tell me?" he asked, softening his voice to a
kinder tone as he remembered that God did not make all men Englishmen,
and turning just in time to cause Crothers to withdraw his right leg.
The pilot's toes were, after all, not destined to be trodden on
"No, sah, Ah'm not afraid."
"What are you, then?"
"Captain, sah, Ah'm English!"
"Oh! Are you? Um-m-m! Mr. White, give this man his ten pounds,
will you? And get his receipt for it."
That appeared to end matters, so far as the commander was
concerned; official dignity forbade any further interest. But it was
not so very long since Mr. White was senior midshipman, and it takes a
man until he is admiral of the fleet to unlearn all he knew then and
forget the curiosity of those days.
"Now, I should have thought you were a Scotchman," he suggested
without smiling, studying the salt-encrusted wrinkles on the ebony
face. "You like whisky?"
"Yes, sah--positively, sah! Yes, Captain, sah--Ah do!"
Mr. White sent for whisky and poured out a stiff four fingers, to
the awful disgust of Curley Crothers, who saw the whole transaction.
The pilot consumed it so instantly that there seemed never to have
been any in the glass.
"I suppose your name's Macnab--or Macphairson--which? Sign here,
The pilot took the proffered pen in unaccustomed fingers and made
a crisscross scrawl, adorned with thirteen blots. The pen nib broke
under the strain, and he handed it back with an air of confidential
"That thing's no mo-ah good," he volunteered.
"So I see. Now tell me your name in full, so that I can write it
next to the mark. It's a wonder of a mark! Mac--what's the rest of
"No, sah. Hassan Ah."
"And you're English?"
"With that name?"
"Mah name makes no diffunts, sah. Ah'm English."
"Well--here's your money. Cutter away, there! Put the pilot and
his crew ashore! Sorry about your boat, pilot, but it couldn't be
"Makes me believe that I'm a nigger!" muttered Curley Crothers, not
yet released from duty on the bridge.
"First time I ever wished I was a Dutchman!" swore Joe Byng,
coiling up his sounding line.
Ten minutes later the cutter's captain swung the boat's stern in
shore when he judged that he was reasonably near enough and too far
in for sharks. He had his orders to put the pilot and his crew
ashore, but the means had not been too exactly specified.
"Get out and swim for it, you bally Englishman!" he ordered, using
a boat-hook on the nearest one to make his meaning clear.
One by one they jumped for it, the pilot going last. He plainly
did not understand the point of view.
"Ah'm English!" he expostulated. "Lissen he-ah, Ah'm English!
"All right; let's see you swim, English!" jeered the cutter's
captain, and the pilot took the water with a splash.
"Ah su-ah am English!" he vowed, as he swam for the shore, and he
stood by the sea's edge repeating his assertion with a leathery pair
of lungs until the cutter had rowed out of ear-shot.
"English, is he?" said Joe Byng to Curley Crothers in the
fo'castle, not twenty minutes later. "I'd show him, if I had him in
here for twenty minutes!"
"That fellow's interested me," said Crothers. "He's got me
thinking. I vote we investigate him."
"There'll be no shore leave."
"No? You left off being wet nurse to the dawg?" "I brush him,
mornin's; if that's what you mean."
"Is he fit?"
"Fit to fight a bumboat full o' pilots!"
"Could he be sick for an hour?"
"Might be did."
"At about two bells?"
"It could be done."
"Then do it!"
"Because, Joe Byng my boy, you and I want shore leave; and the
pup-- and he's a decent pup--must suffer for to make a 'tween-deck
holiday. Get my meaning? I've a propagandrum that'll work this tide.
You go and set the fuse in the pup's inside; and mind you, time it
right, my son--for two bells when the old man's in the chair!"
So Joe Byng, who was something of an expert in the way and ways of
dogs, departed in search of an oiler with whom he was on terms of
condescension; and he returned to the fo'castle a little later with
the nastiest, most awful-smelling mess that ever emanated even from
the engine-room of a destroyer in the Persian Gulf (where grease and
things run rancid.)
Lying lazily at anchor off the reeking beach of Adra Bight, the
Puncher looked peaceful and complacent--which is altogether opposite
to what she and her commander were, or had been, for a month. The
ship hummed her shut-in discontent, as a hive does when the bees
propose to swarm, and her commander--who never, be it noted, went to
windward of the one word "damn"--used that one word very frequently.
He sat "abaft the mainmast" at a table that was splotched already
with abundant perspiration, and the acting engineer who stood in
front of him shifted from foot to foot in attitudes expressive of
increasing agony of mind. It grew obvious at last that there was a
limit to Mr. Hartley's store of courteous deference.
There had been news, red hot but wrong, of dhows loaded to the
water- line with guns and ammunition somewhere up the Gulf. India,
ever fretful for her tribes beyond the border, had borrowed Applewaite
and his destroyer by instant cablegram, and jealously held records
had been broken while the Puncher quartered those indecent seas and
heated up her bearings. It was almost too much to have to come back
empty-handed. It was quite too much to have to run for shelter under
the lee of Adra's uninviting coral reef. And to be told by an acting
engineer that he would have to stay a week was utterly beyond the
scope of polite conversation.
"Why a week?" asked Commander Applewaite, with eyebrows raised to
the nth power of incredulity.
"Why a week?" asked Mr. Hartley, breaking down the barrier of self-
restraint at last. "I'll tell you why. Because, although the guts
of her are so much scrap-iron, you've a crew of engineers who could
build machinery of hell-slag--build it, mind--and could get steam out
o' the Sahara, where there isn't any water at all.
"Because--conditional upon the act o' God and your permission--I'm
willing to perform a miracle. Because the whole engine-room
complement is dancing mad for shore leave, and there'll be none this
side o' Bombay; and because, in consequence o' that, creation would
be a mild name for what's about to happen under gratings until the
shafts revolve again. Man, I wish ye'd take one peep at her bearings,
though ye wouldn't understand.
"Because you're lucky; any other engineer in all the navies o' the
world would take a month to tinker with her, even if he didn't have
to send to Bombay for a tow. Because--"
"That'll do!" said Applewaite, his mind wandering already in search
of suitable employment for the crew. "Get the repairs done as soon
as possible; we stay here until you have finished what is necessary."
It looked like an evil moment for asking favors, but it was the
time laid down in Regulations when such things as favors may be had;
and it was the moment Curley Crothers had picked out for asking for
"Come 'ere, Scamp. Come along, Scamp. Come along 'ere--good boy!"
he coaxed, dragging by a short chain in his wake the sorriest-looking
bull terrier that ever acted mascot in the British or any other navy.
Courteous and huge and cap in hand, his weather-beaten face smiling
respectfully above a snow-white uniform, he took his stand before the
little table. His outward bearing was one of certainty, but his
shrewd, slightly puckered eyes alternately conned the expression of
his commander's face and watched the dog.
The lee, scuppers were the goal of the dog's immediate ambition,
for he was a well-brought-up dog and such of the decencies as were
not his by instinct he had learned by painful and repeated
acquisition. But at the moment Curley Crothers showed a wondrous
disregard for etiquette.
"He's very sick, sir," he asserted, tugging a little at the chain
in the hope of producing instant proof of his contention. But the
dog was gamiest of the game, and swallowed hurriedly.
"Well? I'm not a vet. What about it?"
"The whole ship's crew 'ud be sorry, sir, if 'e was to lose 'is
number. He's the best mascot this ship ever had, by all accounts."
"He hasn't brought us much luck this run!" smiled Applewaite,
remembering a long list of "previous convictions" and wondering what
Crothers might be up to next.
"No, sir? We're still a-top o' the water, sir."
"Oh! He gets the credit for that, eh? But for him, I suppose we'd
have piled up on the reef yesterday?"
"Saving your presence, sir."
Curley Crothers made a gesture expressive of a world of compliment
and praise, but he kept one eye steadily on the dog; he seemed to
imply that but for the presence of the dog on board the commander
might have forgotten his seamanship.
"Well? What do you suggest?"
"Seeing the poor dog's sick, sir, and you and all of us so fond of
him, and all he needs is exercise, I thought perhaps as 'ow you'd
order me an' Byng, sir, to take 'im for a run ashore. There'd be
jackals and pi-dogs for 'im to chase. A bit o' sport 'ud set 'im up
in a jiffy. He's languishing--that's what's the matter with him."
There were almost tears in his voice as he tugged at the chain
surreptitiously, in a vain effort to produce the cataclysm that was
overdue. But for all his efforts to appear affected, his eyes were
smiling. So were his commander's.
"Why Byng?" he asked.
"Byng cleans him, sir. He knows Byng."
"Then, why you?"
"Why; he knows me too, sir, and between the two of us, we'd
manage him proper. S'posin' he was to get huntin' on his own and one
of us was tired out chasin' him, t'other could run and catch him. If
there was only one of us, he couldn't."
"I see. Well? One of the other men might take him on the chain.
A good-conduct man, for instance."
Crothers tugged at the chain, and the unhappy dog drew away toward
the scuppers with all his remaining strength.
"He's cussed about the chain, sir--apt to drag on it and try to
chaw it through. Besides, sir, when a dawg's sick, he's like a
man--same as me an' you; he likes to 'ave 'is partic'lar pals with
'im. Now, that dawg's fond o' me an' Byng.'
"I see. But supposing exercise isn't what he wants after all?
Suppose he needs a long rest and lots of sleep? How about that?"
The argument had reached a crisis, and Curley realized it. Joking
or not, when the commander of a ship takes too long in reaching a
decision he generally does not reach a favorable one. The leash was
tugged again, this time with some severity. The martyred Scamp was
drawn on his protesting haunches close to the official table, that
the commander might have a better view of his distress. And then the
Curley stood with an expression of wooden-headed, abject innocence
on his big, broad face, and looked straight in front of him.
"He certainly is sick, sir," he remarked.
"Sick. Good heavens! The dog's turning himself inside out!
That's the last time a thing like this happens; he's the last dog I
ever take on a cruise. Take him away at once! Bosun--call some one
to wipe up that disgusting mess!"
"Take him ashore, did you say, sir?"
"Take him out of this! Take him anywhere you like! Yes, take him
ashore and lose him--feed him to the sharks--give him to the Arabs--
take him away, that's all!"
"Me and Byng, sir?"
"Yes, you and Byng! Did you hear me tell you to take him away?"
"Very good, sir; thank you!"
Curley Crothers saluted without the vestige of a smile, and hurried
off before the dog could show too early signs of recovering health
and strength or the commander could change his mind.
"Come on, Scamp," he whispered. "That was nothing but a temporary
disaccommodation to your tummy, doglums; we'll soon have you to
He dived into the fo'castle with the dog behind him, and there were
those who noticed that the terrier's whip-like tail no longer hugged
his stomach, but was waving to the world at large.
And thirty minutes later, as the Puncher's launch put off with
Curley and Joe Byng comfortably seated in the stern, it was obvious to
any one who cared to look that Scamp was the happiest and healthiest
terrier in Asia.
"Now, I wonder what they did to him," mused the Puncher's
commander, watching from beneath his awning. "Those two men live up
to the name they brought aboard! I believe they'd find means and a
good excuse for walking to windward of a First Sea Lord!"
Now an Arab would as soon allow a dog to lick his face as he would
think of eating pork in public with his women folk; so the bearded,
hook-nosed believers in the Prophet who looked down from the rock
wall that lines one side of Adra knew what to think of Curley and his
friend Joe Byng long before either of them realized that they were
Arrayed from head to ankles in spotless white, their black boots
looking blacker by comparison, they proceeded in the general direction
of the distant village, with the order and decorum of sea lords
descending on a dockyard for inspection purposes. The trackless sand
proved hot and sharp; the dog proved in poor condition from the
voyage and the morning's incidental martyrdom, and Byng was
generous-hearted. He picked up the dog and carried him; and Scamp
displayed his gratitude in customary canine way.
The comments of the watching Arabs would not fit into any story in
the world, and it is quite as well that Crothers and Joe Byng did not
hear them and could not have translated them, for in the other case
trouble would have started even sooner than it did. As it was, they
tumbled and maneuvered over unresisting sand through almost tangible
stench to where a gap in the ragged wall did duty as a gate. As they
came nearer, a banner with the star and crescent was displayed from
the wall-top, but no other sign was given that their coming was
It was not until they had debouched (as Crothers termed it) to
their half-right front and had taken to a narrow one-man track that
ran below the wall that any over attention was paid them. Suddenly a
hook-nosed Asiatic gentleman emerged through the once-was gateway-- a
picture of a Bible shepherd but for the long-barreled gun he carried
instead of crook--a brown shadow against brown masonry. He challenged
them in Arabic, and Curley Crothers answered him in Queen Victoria's
English that all was well.
"Everything in the garden's lovely!" he asserted, in a deep-sea
sing-song. "How's yourself?"
The man repeated whatever he had said before, this time with a
gesture of impatience.
"Friend!" roared Byng and Curley both together. And the bull
terrier took the joint yell for a war cry, or a bunting call, or
possibly the herald's overture that summons bull pups to Valhalla. He
was bred right and British Navy trained and his was not to reason why.
He waited for no second invitation, but lit out from Byng's arms like
a streak--a whip-tail, snow-white streak--for where the Arab's hard
lean legs shone shiny-brown below his fluttering brown raiment.
"Come back, there!" yelled both keepers in excited unison, but they
called too late.
Each grabbed for the chain too late. Their heads and shoulders
cannoned and they fell together on the hot, dirty sand while Scamp and
the Arab made each other's intimate acquaintance in a whirl of ripping
cloth and legs and teeth and blasphemy.
That in itself was bad enough, and good enough excuse if such were
wanted for war between the Shadow of God Upon Earth and England's
distant Queen; but there was worse to follow.
One does not laugh, between certain parallels, unless the ultimate
degree of insult is intended. And Curley Crothers and Joe Byng did
laugh. They held their ribs and laughed until their muscles ached
and their strong men's strength oozed out of them.
They were laughing when they grabbed the dog at last and pulled him
off. They laughed as they set the Arab on his feet and gave him back
his gun; and they laughed at him with Christian and mannerly good
grace when he spat at them in awful frenzy until the spittle matted
in his beard. And, being gentlemen after a fashion quite their own,
they smilingly apologized.
Arabia lies in the middle of the zone where laughter is not wisdom.
And a smile lies midway in the measure of a laugh. A laugh might be
unintentional. A smile must be deliberate. And the Arab's spittle
was run dry. Creed, custom, law of tooth for tooth and the thought
of half a hundred co-religionists all watching him from crannies in
the wall combined to make him shoot, since further means of showing
malice were denied him; and he raised the long butt to his shoulder
with meaning that was unmistakable.
And so, with sorrow that the East should be so lacking in good
fellowship, but with the ready instinct of men who have been trained
for war, they closed with him from two directions, swiftly,
bull-dog-wise, and took his gun away. And how could even an able
seaman help the dog's taking a share in the game again?
So far, nobody had done anything intended to be wrong--least of all
the dog. The Arab was defending institutions; Crothers and Joe Byng
were bent on holiday, and full of kind regards for anything that
lived; and the dog was living dogfully up to well-bred-terrier
tradition. It was as if two harmless chemicals had met and blended
Deprived of his gun, the Arab drew a knife; and no British sailor
lives who does not understand the quick-loosed answer to the glint of
steel. Fist and boot both landed on the Arab quicker than his own
thought served the knife, and the weight of quick concussions jarred
him into all but coma. This time Byng caught the dog in time and held
him back, leaving Curley Crothers to finish matters by making the long
knife prize of war. Once more he helped the Arab on his feet, smiling
hugely and gentling the iron sinews with huge paws that could have
wrenched them all apart if need be.
"Take my advice, cully, and weigh quick!" he counseled, looking the
Arab over and making sure the unfortunate had not been too much hurt.
"Run for shelter where you can cool your bearings! Run off to the
mosque and pray, to make up for all that cussing. Go and be good!
And next time you meets us, be friendly--see?"
The Arab was too apoplectically angry to comply, but Crothers took
him by both shoulders and shoved him; and finding himself shot
forward out of reach, seeing safety ahead and its possible corollary
of awful vengeance, he suddenly achieved discretion and scampered
through the gap in the wall.
"'E's gone to fetch his pals. Look out, mate!" warned Joe Byng.
"Not 'im!" vowed Crothers. "'E's 'ad enough, that's all! We've
seen the last of 'im!"
And the most amazing thing of all was that Crothers believed just
what he said--Curley Crothers, to whom Red Sea and Persian Gulf ports
were as an open book, and to whom the Arab customs and religion and
reprehensible tendencies were currently supposed to be first-reader
knowledge. It was he who had proved there were no harems--he who
coined the Navy adage, "Search an Arab first, and sit on him, before
you come to terms!"
Yet here he was, advising Byng to disregard a looted Arab's
spittle! There is no accounting, ever, for the ways of shore-leave
"Come on, Joe," he said. "Lead 'the dawg--he can walk now--and
let's see what Adra looks like."
All might have been well, and both seamen might have reached the
Puncher again with dignity and grace, had they not entered Adra, past
the only jail in that part of Arabia. And an Arab jail being rarer
and one percent more evil than any other evil thing there is, the two
of them quite naturally paused to make its closest possible
"Look out for vermin!" cautioned Curley, standing on tiptoe to peer
in through the close-spaced iron bars.
They forgot the dog. The jail, for the moment, challenged all
their waking senses, the olfactory by no means least.
"Can you see anything?" asked Byng.
Before Crothers could answer him, a snarl, then a yap, then a
quick, determined growl gave warning of the terrier's interest in
something else than fleas.
He had been scratching himself peacefully a moment earlier; now,
like a bower anchor taking charge, he ripped the chain through Byng's
hand and was off--chin, back and tail in one straight, striving line--
in full chase of a pariah.
The yellow cur yapped its agony of fear; the nearest hundred and
odd mangy monsters of the gutter took up the chorus; within five
seconds of the start there was the Puncher's mascot racing after one
abominable scavenger, and after him in just as hot pursuit there raced
the whole street-cleaning force of Adra--tongues out, eyes blazing,
and their mean thin barks all working overtime.
"Good-by, Scamp!" groaned Byng, estimating rapidly.
"Not yet it ain't!" said Crothers, grabbing Byng's arm and nearly
tearing out the muscles.
It was a crude way of rousing Byng's latent speed, both of thought
and movement, but it worked. Before Joe could swear, even, Crothers
was off like the wind, with Joe after him, using the string of oaths
he had meant for Crothers on the sand that gave under him and made
him stumble at every other stride.
Adra turned out, as a colony of prairie dogs might from planless
burrows; only these had more venom in their bite than prairie dogs and
came from structural instead of natural, from flea-bepeppered instead
of grass-grown dirt. Man, woman and child--the grown men armed, the
women veiled in dirt-brown, some of them, and some (mostly the better-
looking) unveiled and unashamed, the little children mostly naked and
colored with all the human hues there are--raced, yelling, through a
swarm of flies in hot pursuit. Never since Shem's great-grandson gat
the Arab race was there a procession like it.
Behind its mud-and-Masonry decrepit wall that guards only the
seaward side, Adra straggles quite a distance desertward; and there
are winding streets enough to hide an army in, provided that the army
did not mind the fleas. Scamp, view-halloaing his utmost, led that
most amazing hunt a quite considerable circuit before other men and
dogs, arriving from a dozen different directions, set a limit to his
He knew what he was after, but they did not; they had come to see.
For a moment they seemed to think that Scamp was the object of the
chase, and a dozen guns of a dozen different kinds and dates were
aimed at him.
And then, as consciousness dawns on a man recovering from
choloform, there swept over their lethargic Eastern brains the
simultaneous idea that Curley Crothers and Joe Byng were the real
quarry; and--again like men recovering from chloroform--they did not
quite know what to do. Should they slay, there was the Puncher to be
reckoned with; and the Puncher's port quick-firers could be seen
commanding Adra by any man who cared to climb the wall.
Besides, an Arab's hospitality is proverbial. He very seldom kills
a visitor on sight.
On the other hand a man, and particularly a British sailor, who
runs has reason, as a rule. Therefore these two men were evidently
guilty. Therefore they must not escape. In five seconds the affair
had changed from a spectacular amusement, with Adra's population in
the role of super-heated audience, to a hunt of Crothers and Joe Byng.
Within ten seconds each of the sailors lay with his face pressed
hard into the sand and at least a dozen Arabs sitting on him.
Scamp--utterly forgotten now by all except the sailors--still behind
the one stray pariah and ahead of all the rest but beginning to
appreciate the fact that he was hunted, and beginning to feel
spent--raced on, took three sharp turns in close succession, and was
gathered all unwilling in the arms of an enormous black man who
snatched him from the very teeth of the following pack and dispersed
them, howling, by means of well- directed kicks.
"Ah seed you yesterday, Ah did," said his deliverer in English;
and, recalling principle, the terrier bit at him--only to find
himself muzzled by a horny, huge fist that caressed even while it
"Ah'm fond of little dogs! Ah'm English!"
Scamp understood nothing of the conversation, but with canine
instinct realized that he was safe; and after that he was satisfied
to lie and pant. With five red inches of tongue hanging out, and no
sign whatever of his white-uniformed guardians to trouble him, a black
man's arms were as good as any other place; he did not waste half a
thought on Byng and Crothers.
But Byng, three turnings back, spat filthy sand out of his mouth
the moment an Arab deemed it safe to leave off sitting on his head,
looked wildly around for Crothers, and bellowed--
"Where's the pup?"
Crothers, spitting out sand, too, twenty yards behind where the
swifter Byng had fallen, called back:
"Dunno. Whistle him!"
Byng tried to whistle, and the Arabs mistook the effort for a
signal. In an instant both men were face-downward again, struggling
for breath and clawing at the dirt. Then worse befell. The gentleman
whose brown anatomy had suffered from the seamen's feet and fists just
previous to their invasion of the town limped up with his eye teeth
showing and his flapping cotton raiment still unmended where the dog
had torn it. Any other wrath, however awful, could be nothing but
the shadow of his state of mind; and since he knew the more
vindictive portions of the Koran all by heart, and was quoting as he
came, there was little need of words to illustrate further his
He seemed to be a person of authority. An Arab town or village is
a democracy in which each free man has his say; not even a sheik can
overrule the vote of a majority, and this man was no sheik. But rage
and self-assertion will generally exercise a certain weight in tribal
councils, and the crowd in this case was too doubtful of the facts to
have any settled notions of its own.
"To the jail with them!" the new arrival almost shrieked, and about
a dozen in the crowd took up the cry--
"To jail with them!"
"Infidels! Worshipers of dogs! Wine-drinkers! Eaters of pig
flesh! Dogs and the sons of dogs--what mothers gave them birth? Are
your hands, True-believers, fit bonds for them? To the jail! To the
jail that Abdul Hamid caused his men to build for such as these!"
He stooped and looked deliberately to make sure that Crothers could
not break away, then came closer and spat on him, saving half his
spittle with impartial forethought for the struggling Byng, who looked
up in time to see what was in store for him. Being spat on is even
less exhilarating than it sounds or looks, and Byng waxed speechless
after passing through a many-worded stage of blasphemy.
Crothers, the larger of the two and by six brawny inches more
phlegmatic, bode his time in silence, so that neither of them spoke a
word while they were hustled and cuffed along the street between the
unbaked brick hovels. It was not until the reinforced iron door of
Adra's one stone building slammed on them that either of them said a
"I'm not a mean man," protested Crothers.
"No?" said Byng, monosyllabic for a start.
"No," repeated Crothers, "I am not, Joe Byng. But--and I says it
solemn; I says it with one 'and above my 'ed, and I'd take my
affidavy on it in a court o' law, if it's the last word I ever does
say an' it's my dying oath--so 'elp me Solomon and all 'is glory; I'm
a Dutchman if I wouldn't like to 'ave a come-back at that Arab."
Byng lay full length on his stomach, and buried his face in his
arms. He was still too full of wrath for words.
"I'd kick his mother, if I couldn't land on him," mused Crothers.
And then he busied himself about conning his new bearings. It was a
four-walled jail--one-doored, one-windowed, iron-barred--ill-smelling,
verminous, too hot for words and too suggestive of the opposite of
home, sweet home to call forth humor, even from a seaman.
"They'll come an' rescue us," moaned Byng. "They'll quarantine the
pair of us for being lousy, and they'll turn the perishing salt-water
hose on us. We're due for the brig for Gawd knows 'ow long; our
reppitation's gone; we've been spat on by a--by a Arab, and we
'aven't hit 'im back; an' we've lost the pup. We've gone an' lost
the pup! Gawd! There ain't no more good in nothin'!"
Which shows no more than that Joe Byng in his sorrow overlooked a
circumstance or two. For instance, there were rings in the floor
that Crothers eyed with keen curiosity. They were anchored in the
solid blocks of stone.
"It's better than it might be, mate!" he argued optimistically.
"They might 'ave gone and chained us up to those!"
Arabia has some peculiarities, not all of them discreditable, which
she does not share with any other country. There is, for instance,
the kind custom that dictates the setting free of slaves when they
have rendered seven years' good service.
That rule (and it is rather rule than law) tends to eliminate all
class and color prejudice. Provided that a man will bow to Mecca
three times daily and refrain from pork and wine, he may wear whatever
skin God gave him and yet mingle with the best. He may even marry
whom he will and can afford; and he may be whatever his ability,
ambition, and audacity dictate.
And Hassan Ah had never been a slave, so he had even less to
overcome than might have been the case. He stalked Adra socially
uncondemned where once he had caught fish, groomed camels, and done
other irritating jobs. His old fish-catching days had given him an
intimate acquaintance with the reef, and his small-boat seamanship,
born of hard pulling in the trough of beam-on-seas, was well suited to
the local type of craft.
So nobody questioned his right to the title of harbor pilot. And
if certain perquisites went with an otherwise barren office, that was
to be expected. Who worked for nothing, or for the empty honor of it,
Nobody can pass the reef at night in shallow-draft lateen-sail
boats without having him on board; and though he was never ostensibly
paid for his services, it was understood that he performed pilot
service in return for certain other opportunities that sometimes came
his way. When things happened on the high sea that were not discussed
in public, it was understood that Hassan Ah could have discussed them
as thoroughly as anybody if he chose.
On the whole, then, and within limits that were only more or less
definable, he was something of a personality. Men listened to him
when he raised his voice in argument, and as one who could grant
favors on occasion his words had weight.
The sun was very nearly in its zenith, beating down on dry Arabia
between racing black clouds, when he had finished talking to the local
council in the ramshackle old council-house, skin and mat curtained,
that faced the sheik's where the main street broadened for a hundred
filthy yards into a market-place. All through his argument he had
held a pure-white bull terrier between his knees as proof that he
knew whereof he spoke.
"Can any of you hold him without being bitten?" he demanded. And
they did not seem to care to try.
"I know the ways of these men!" be asserted, drawing extravagant
expressions of contentment from the dog in proof of it.
So the others in the stuffy council place gave the dog a wide berth
and no privilege, but conceded him the right to hold the beast, if he
wanted to, without personal defilement. And since the way of the
world is that a man who has won the first of his contentions can win
all the rest with half the ease, he persuaded them with a hurricane of
black man's rhetoric to do what Arabs consider almost wicked.
Unbelievers who are prisoners should die, beyond all question.
"As the dregs of oil shall the fruit of the tree of Al Zakkum boil
in the bellies of the damned!" the sheik quoted. "They should be
hurried, therefore, to the punishment that waits!"
But Hassen Ah outargued him.
"Then they will land men from the ship, who will search our
houses," he asserted. "Is there a majority in the council who would
like to be searched by unbelievers?"
"Then bind them, and take them to their ship, and tell a tale of
much drunkenness and wrong-doing. Ask an indemnity, and show the
proofs, which will be easy to arrange."
"They, too, will tell their tale!" said Hassan Ah in perfect
Unlike the more enlightened peoples of the West, Arabs do not
encourage the mutilation of their mother-tongue; they teach it as
carefully as they talk it, and this negro spoke like an Arab of the
"There are certain damages they have received--some bruises on the
face and tears in the clothing that does not belong to them but their
government," he continued. "They would lay all the blame on us, and
would breathe in the face of an appointed man, in proof that they were
not drunk. And who could get other drink than coffee or water here?
And who would believe the rest of our story, having found that part
to be a lie? There would be a landing, and a search for proof, and
much unpleasantness. Besides--"
If he had intended to add further arguments, the sheik saw fit to
nip them in the bud; for there were some men in the council-room who
did not know as much as Hassan Ah. Any free man may speak in council
"What is thy way, then?" he asked.
The woolly headed pilot laughed aloud, taking care to make it
evident that he was laughing at the prisoners; to laugh at a sheik or
a sheik's bewilderment would be too dangerous.
"I would send them to the ship well satisfied," he answered.
"With money?" asked the sheik.
"With whose money?" asked Hassan Ah.
"With thine?" shot back the sheik.
"In the name of Allah, no!"
The black man laughed again, and rose to lean against the wall
behind him, gathering the dog up in his arms.
"If it is the order of the council," he asserted, "I will send them
back satisfied, with a tale to tell that will bring about no landing.
Also, I will give the council much amusement."
"But will other sailors land afterward, seeking similar amusement?"
asked the sheik.
"No! There will be an order that none land!"
The sheik took a vote on it. Heads nodded solemnly all around the
room as his eyes sought each half-veiled face in turn. His own face
was almost altogether shielded by the brown linen head-dress, for
men of his race like to reach a judgment unobserved. They were all
nods that answered him, and he saw fit to keep his own opinion to
"Thou seest? These others are all with thee. Have it thine own
way, Hassan Ah. Unlock thou the riddle and on thy head be the answer!
Thou hast our leave to go."
So Hassan Ah set out undaunted for the jail, with a terrier in tow
behind him and a huge smile on his broad-beamed face. And behind him
a murmur rose that:
"It was well. He brought the warship in, instead of leaving it
outside or--as any wise man would have done--wrecking it on the outer
reef, where it could have been plundered at discretion. Let him send
the sailors back again and bear the consequences!"
And within a minute of the pilot's arrival at the window of the
jail (through which he peered for two minutes before speaking) the
whole of Adra's council, followed by the city's children in a noisy
horde, proceeded in a cluster after him and took up position, each as
he saw fit, at different vantage points.
Then Hassan Ah shook a loose bar of the window until it rattled,
and so called attention to himself. Crothers and Joe Byng raced for
the window neck and neck, and reached it simultaneously.
"You two men want you-ah dog?" asked Hassan Ah, and the chained dog
leaped up at the window as both men swore at once.
"You pass him in here! Come on, you black-faced cornerman!
There'll be a cutter's crew ashore pretty soon to rescue us, and if
you don't hand that dog over before they get here you'll get the worst
whipping you ever had in all your black life!"
"They'll feed you to the dog when they're through with you!" vowed
"Come on, MacHassan!" ordered Crothers. "Get the key and pass the
dog in. That'll settle your account. T hen you's free. You needn't
"Ah'm English," said the pilot of the day before, with an enormous
grin that showed a pound or two of yellow ivory. "Ah'm not afraid;
Ah can lick you; Ah can fight same as you men. Ah'm English!"
"Fight? You Irish Chink! Which of us two do you want to fight?"
asked the outraged Byng. "Come on in here! I'll fight you!"
But to Byng's amazement Hassan Ah pointed to Crothers, who was
heavier by forty pounds or more and taller by at least half a head.
"Ah choose him!" he grinned; and Curley Crothers clenched both
fists in absolute but quite unterrified amazement.
"Come on, then," he answered. "Open the door." Then, as an
afterthought--"I'll fight you for the dog."
"Ah don't want to kill that little man," said Hassan Ah. "But
Ah'll give you the dog, win or lose, if you'll fight me. You fight
fair? You fight English?"
"Well, I'm damned!" said Crothers. "I fight Queensberry rules.
That suit you?"
"Oh-ah, yes! Keensby rules, that's it. All right-o!"
Hassan Ah produced his key and turned it in the creaking lock. He
was stripping himself even before the two sailors were out in the
sun, and by the time that Crothers and Joe Byng had realized that
there was an audience of something like a thousand, including
children, he was standing posed like a gladiator, with the
straight-down tropic sun streaming off his ebony hide. As Crothers,
not quite sure even yet that the whole affair was not a joke, began to
doff his blouse it dawned on him that if the thing were true it would
not be a picnic.
"Do you mean this?" he asked.
"Ah shohly do. Are you afraid o' me?"
That, of course, settled matters. The thing was not a joke, and
Englishman or nigger--black, green, white, or gray--the plot must be
licked forthwith and in accordance with the rules.
Crothers spat into his hands, while Joe Byng folded up his blouse
and knelt on it. He eyed his antagonist for at least a minute,
summing him up and ignoring none of the woolly-headed one's physical
advantages in weight and strength, in height and reach, in being used
to the climate and the glare, the odds were all with Hassan Ah. Then
he sized up the moral odds; and though a biased audience might be at
first supposed to weigh against him too, the sight of all those Arabs
waiting to see him beaten roused his fighting dander.
"Do you represent the bloke that spat on us two men?" asked
"Ah represent maself! Ah'm English! Ah fight English, and Ah'll
"Aw, wade into him!" advised Joe Byng. "London Prize Rules--no
time called until a man's down. Go on, Curley--lead!"
"Do you agree?" asked Crothers.
"Suttainly!" The black man seemed disposed to agree to anything so
long as he could get what he was after.
"Then here goes!" said Crothers; and he stepped in and led for the
honor of the British Navy.
Oh! It was a fight! Crothers knew what he was up against the
instant that his left fist slid along an ebony forearm and his nose
collided with what seemed like an iron club. Steamship pilot this man
might not be, but fighting man he very surely was. He hit straight
and guarded high. He was no untutored savage. He had the hardest to
acquire of all the Christian arts at his fingers' (or rather his
fists') ends, and the heavyweight champion of Gosport took a double
reef in his fighting tactics while he sparred for time in which to
recover from the shock of that first blow. The claret was streaming
down his face and he was dizzy.
"Oh, wade into him, mate!" urged Joe.
It is always easier to see what should be done than to do it. The
sand was not slipping and giving under Joe Byng's feet, nor were his
fists and wrists aching from contact with hard ebony. To him the
thing seemed easy, and he was as anxious to get into the fight himself
as was the terrier that strained at his chain. But Crothers, who had
won a hundred fights at least in cleaner climes, fought canny and
tried to make the black man tire himself with wasted effort.
And the Arabs sat in silence, like a row of vultures waiting for
the end. Even the little children held their clamor and subsided into
motionless calm. There was not a movement along the roofs or the
wall, or in the rings of those who squatted. Arabia was spellbound,
watching something she had never seen before and trying to puzzle out
the wherefore of it. There were knives and guns available, yet these
men fought without weapons. The white contender had a friend, but the
friend did not join in. Why? Had Allah struck all three men mad?
They sat still to see the end, having no doubt but that it would
prove to be a judgment.
Curley Crothers was the first to close a round. He put an end to
round one at the end of three minutes by missing with a heavy right
swing, ducking to avoid terrific punishment, slipping in the yielding
sand and falling.
"Back with you!" yelled Joe Byng, afraid that the pilot would take
liberties and ready to jump in and stop him if need be. But he wasted
"Ah told you Ah'm English!" said the pilot, stepping back and
letting Crothers find his corner.
Curley was glad enough of a rest on Joe Byng's knee, and too intent
on getting back his wind to listen over carefully to Joe's advice.
When Joe called "Time" he stepped in readily again; and this time it
was Hassan Ah who suffered from surprise.
Curley had been getting out of practise on board ship; he had
needed waking up, and round one had done it for him. Round two and
the six that followed it were exhibitions of the "noble art" that men
in any of the larger cities of the world would have paid out a fortune
to have seen.
There was racial prejudice, and service pride, as well as the usual
decent man's desire to win to make a real mill of what might have
been nothing out of ordinary; and there were the quite considerable
odds against him that--after the first repulse--usually make men like
Crothers do their utmost.
Even the Arabs lost their stoicism while round two was under way.
Byng yelled, and the terrier yelped, but the Arabs only shifted their
position. That, though, was proof enough of their excitement; they
actually sighed in unison when Hassan Ah thrust his ungainly chin in
the way of a crushing right-hand smash, and laid his broad back on the
After that it was slug-and-come-again with both of them, each
getting wilder as round succeeded round, but neither man obtaining
much advantage. Twice it was Crothers who went down; then he
discovered a soft spot in Hassan's ribs, and after that he kept the
black man busy on the desperate defensive.
There was no doubt of the end, then, barring accidents. Even
Hassan Ah could not have doubted it; but he did his black man's
uttermost to put it off, and he fought as gamely as anybody ever
fought since prize-ring rules were drafted. He did not foul, or take
undue advantage once.
It was a plain, right-handed, battering-ram punch to the neck that
ended things, and Hassan Ah lay coughing on the sand with bulging
eyes while Joe Byng tended Curley's hurts.
"Hasn't the nigger got any pals?" asked Crothers; and then it
occurred to Byng that the most hurt man was surely most in need of
mending. Both he and Crothers bent over him, then, and they soon had
him on his feet again.
"Ah told you Ah'm English!" were the first words he succeeded in
spluttering through swollen lips.
"Now, what d'you mean by that exactly?" asked Joe Byng, his
attitude toward him almost entirely changed. A man who loses gamely
is entitled to respect if not to friendship.
Hassan Ah searched in the tattered shirt that he had laid aside,
and pulled out a folded piece of paper after a lot of fumbling. He
opened it gingerly, and holding one corner of it displayed the rest
with evident intention not to allow it out of his grasp.
"That says Ah'm English!" he explained.
"Oh!" said Crothers, rubbing an injured eye in order to see it
better. "Can you read, you black heathen?"
"No," said the pilot. "That says Ah'm English, but Ah can't read!"
"Well, MacHassan," said Curley Crothers, reading the document a
second time. "Black or white, you fight like a gentleman. I'm proud
to have licked you. Good-by, and good luck! Here's my hand!"
They shook hands, and the seamen started shoreward with the terrier
"Did you read the paper?" asked Crothers. "It was dated
Aden--non-coms' mess of some regiment or other. `This is to certify
that this regiment taught Hassan Ah to use his fists, and that he has
since licked every single mother's son of us!' Pity I didn't see that
"Oh, I dunno," said Joe Byng, who had not had to do the fighting.
"You licked the savage, anyway."
Hassan Ah was right. There was no more shore leave granted.
Crothers and Joe Byng were punished with extra duty and "confined to
ship" for coming back with the marks of fighting on them; and the
Puncher gave no further signs of life until, some three I days later,
her long-suffering engines turned again and she departed through the
channel that had brought her in.
Then the sheik and three others and a certain Hassan Ah went down
at midnight to the jail and lifted with the aid of long poles passed
through the rings in them the largest floor stones of that vermin-
infested building. But the vermin did not trouble them. What they
were after and what they lifted out was the cases of guns and
cartridges the Puncher had contrived to miss.