The Skipper of
the "Osprey" by W. W. Jacobs
An Extract from
It was a quarter to six in the morning as the mate of the
sailing-barge Osprey came on deck and looked round for the master, who
had been sleeping ashore and was somewhat overdue. Ten minutes passed
before he appeared on the wharf, and the mate saw with surprise that
he was leaning on the arm of a pretty girl of twenty, as he hobbled
painfully down to the barge.
"Here you are then," said the mate, his face clearing. "I began to
think you weren't coming."
"I'm not," said the skipper; "I've got the gout crool bad. My
darter here's going to take my place, an' I'm going to take it easy in
bed for a bit."
"I'll go an' make it for you," said the mate.
"I mean my bed at home," said the skipper sharply. "I want good
nursing an' attention."
The mate looked puzzled.
"But you don't really mean to say this young lady is coming aboard
instead of you?" he said.
"That's just what I do mean," said the skipper. "She knows as much
about it as I do. She lived aboard with me until she was quite a big
girl. You'll take your orders from her. What are you whistling about?
Can't I do as I like about my own ship?"
"O' course you can," said the mate drily; "an' I s'pose I can
whistle if I like—I never heard no orders against it."
"Gimme a kiss, Meg, an' git aboard," said the skipper, leaning on
his stick and turning his cheek to his daughter, who obediently gave
him a perfunctory kiss on the left eyebrow, and sprang lightly aboard
"Cast off," said she, in a business-like manner, as she seized a
boat- hook and pushed off from the jetty. "Ta ta, Dad, and go straight
home, mind; the cab's waiting."
"Ay, ay, my dear," said the proud father, his eye moistening with
paternal pride as his daughter, throwing off her jacket, ran and
assisted the mate with the sail. "Lord, what a fine boy she would have
He watched the barge until she was well under way, and then, waving
his hand to his daughter, crawled slowly back to the cab; and, being
to a certain extent a believer in homeopathy, treated his complaint
with a glass of rum.
"I'm sorry your father's so bad, miss," said the mate, who was
still somewhat dazed by the recent proceedings, as the girl came up
and took the wheel from him. "He was complaining a goodish bit all the
"A wilful man must have his way," said Miss Cringle, with a shake
of her head. "It's no good me saying anything, because directly my
back's turned he has his own way again."
The mate shook his head despondently.
"You'd better get your bedding up and make your arrangements
forward," said the new skipper presently. There was a look of
indulgent admiration in the mate's eye, and she thought it necessary
to check it.
"All right," said the other, "plenty of time for that; the river's
a little bit thick just now."
"What do you mean?" inquired the girl hastily.
"Some o' these things are not so careful as they might be," said
the mate, noting the ominous sparkle of her eye, "an' they might
scrape the paint off."
"Look here, my lad," said the new skipper grimly, "if you think you
can steer better than me, you'd better keep it to yourself, that's
all. Now suppose you see about your bedding, as I said."
The mate went, albeit he was rather surprised at himself for doing
so, and hid his annoyance and confusion beneath the mattress which he
brought up on his head. His job completed, he came aft again, and,
sitting on the hatches, lit his pipe.
"This is just the weather for a pleasant cruise," he said amiably,
after a few whiffs. "You've chose a nice time for it."
"I don't mind the weather," said the girl, who fancied that there
was a little latent sarcasm somewhere. "I think you'd better wash the
"Washed 'em last night," said the mate, without moving.
"Ah, after dark, perhaps," said the girl. "Well, I think I'll have
them done again."
The mate sat pondering rebelliously for a few minutes, then he
removed his jacket, put on in honour of the new skipper, and, fetching
the bucket and mop, silently obeyed orders.
"You seem to be very fond of sitting down," remarked the girl,
after he had finished; "can't you find something else to do?"
"I don't know," replied the mate slowly; "I thought you were
looking after that."
The girl bit her lip, and was looking carefully round her, when
they were both disturbed by the unseemly behaviour of the master of a
"Jack!" he yelled in a tone of strong amazement, "Jack!"
"Halloa!" cried the mate.
"Why didn't you tell us?" yelled the other reproachfully.
"Tell you what?" roared the mystified mate.
The master of the other craft, holding on to the stays with one
hand, jerked his thumb expressively towards Miss Cringle, and waited.
"When was it?" he screamed anxiously, as he realised that his craft
was rapidly carrying him out of earshot.
The mate smiled feebly, and glanced uneasily at the girl, who, with
a fine colour and an air of vast unconcern, was looking straight in
front of her; and it was a relief to both of them when they found
themselves hesitating and dodging in front of a schooner which was
"Do you want all the river?" demanded the exasperated master of the
latter vessel, running to the side as they passed. "Why don't you drop
anchor if you want to spoon?"
"Perhaps you 'd better let me take the wheel a bit," said the mate,
not without a little malice in his voice.
"No; you can go an' keep a look-out in the bows," said the girl
serenely. "It'll prevent misunderstandings, too. Better take the
potatoes with you and peel them for dinner."
The mate complied, and the voyage proceeded in silence, the
steering being rendered a little nicer than usual by various nautical
sparks bringing their boats a bit closer than was necessary in order
to obtain a good view of the fair steersman.
After dinner, the tide having turned and a stiff head-wind blowing,
they brought up off Sheppey. It began to rain hard, and the crew of
the Osprey, having made all snug above, retired to the cabin to resume
"Don't mind me," said Miss Cringle scathingly, as the mate lit his
"Well, I didn't think you minded," replied the mate; "the old
"Who?" interrupted Miss Cringle, in a tone of polite inquiry.
"Captain Cringle," said the mate, correcting himself, "smokes a
great deal, and I've heard him say that you liked the smell of it,"
"There's pipes and pipes," said Miss Cringle oracularly.
The mate flung his on the floor and crunched it beneath his heel,
then he thrust his hands in his pockets, and, leaning back, scowled
darkly up at the rain as it crackled on the skylight.
"If you are going to show off your nasty temper," said the girl
severely, "you'd better go forward. It's not quite the thing after all
for you to be down here—not that I study appearances much."
"I shouldn't think you did," retorted the mate, whose temper was
rapidly getting the better of him. "I can't think what your father was
thinking of to let a pret—to let a girl like you come away like
"If you were going to say pretty girl," said Miss Cringle, with
calm self-abnegation, "don't mind me, say it. The captain knows what
he's about. He told me you were a milksop; he said you were a good
young man and a teetotaller."
The mate, allowing the truth of the captain's statement as to his
abstinence, hotly denied the charge of goodness. "I can understand
your father's hurry to get rid of you for a spell," he concluded,
being goaded beyond all consideration of politeness. "His gout 'ud
never get well while you were with him. More than that, I shouldn't
wonder if you were the cause of it."
With this parting shot he departed, before the girl could think of
a suitable reply, and went and sulked in the dingy little fo'c'sle.
In the evening, the weather having moderated somewhat, and the tide
being on the ebb, they got under way again, the girl coming on deck
fully attired in an oilskin coat and sou'-wester to resume the
command. The rain fell steadily as they ploughed along their way,
guided by the bright eye of the "Mouse" as it shone across the
darkening waters. The mate, soaked to the skin, was at the wheel.
"Why don't you go below and put your oilskins on?" inquired the
girl, when this fact dawned upon her.
"Don't want 'em," said the mate.
"I suppose you know best," said the girl, and said no more until
nine o'clock, when she paused at the companion to give her last orders
for the night.
"I'm going to turn in," said she; "call me at two o'clock.
"Good-night," said the other, and the girl vanished.
Left to himself, the mate, who began to feel chilly, felt in his
pockets for a pipe, and was in all the stress of getting a light, when
he heard a thin, almost mild voice behind him, and, looking round, saw
the face of the girl at the companion.
"I say, are these your oilskins I've been wearing?" she demanded
"You're quite welcome," said the mate.
"Why didn't you tell me?" said the girl indignantly. "I wouldn't
have worn them for anything if I had known it."
"Well, they won't poison you," said the mate resentfully. "Your
father left his at Ipswich to have 'em cobbled up a bit."
The girl passed them up on the deck, and, closing the companion
with a bang, disappeared. It is possible that the fatigues of the day
had been too much for her, for when she awoke, and consulted the
little silver watch that hung by her bunk, it was past five o'clock,
and the red glow of the sun was flooding the cabin as she arose and
The deck was drying in white patches as she went above, and the
mate was sitting yawning at the wheel, his eyelids red for want of
"Didn't I tell you to call me at two o'clock?" she demanded,
"It's all right," said the mate. "I thought when you woke would be
soon enough. You looked tired."
"I think you'd better go when we get to Ipswich," said the girl,
tightening her lips. "I'll ship somebody who'll obey orders."
"I'll go when we get back to London," said the mate. "I'll hand
this barge over to the cap'n, and nobody else."
"Well, we'll see," said the girl, as she took the wheel, "I
think you'll go at Ipswich."
For the remainder of the voyage the subject was not alluded to; the
mate, in a spirit of sulky pride, kept to the fore part of the boat,
except when he was steering, and, as far as practicable, the girl
ignored his presence. In this spirit of mutual forbearance they
entered the Orwell, and ran swiftly up to Ipswich.
It was late in the afternoon when they arrived there, and the new
skipper, waiting only until they were made fast, went ashore, leaving
the mate in charge. She had been gone about an hour when a small
telegraph boy appeared, and, after boarding the barge in the unsafest
manner possible, handed him a telegram. The mate read it and his face
flushed. With even more than the curtness customary in language at a
halfpenny a word, it contained his dismissal.
"I've had a telegram from your father sacking me," he said to the
girl, as she returned soon after, laden with small parcels.
"Yes, I wired him to," she replied calmly. "I suppose you'll go
"I'd rather go back to London with you," he said slowly.
"I daresay," said the girl. "As a matter of fact I wasn't really
meaning for you to go, but when you said you wouldn't I thought we'd
see who was master. I've shipped another mate, so you see I haven't
lost much time."
"Who is he," inquired the mate.
"Man named Charlie Lee," replied the girl; "the foreman here told
me of him."
"He'd no business too," said the mate, frowning; "he's a loose
fish; take my advice now and ship somebody else. He's not at all the
sort of chap I'd choose for you to sail with."
"You'd choose," said the girl scornfully; "dear me, what a pity you
didn't tell me before."
"He's a public-house loafer," said the mate, meeting her eye
angrily, "and about as bad as they make 'em; but I s'pose you'll have
your own way."
"He won't frighten me," said the girl. "I'm quite capable of taking
care of myself, thank you. Good evening."
The mate stepped ashore with a small bundle, leaving the remainder
of his possessions to go back to London with the barge. The girl
watched his well-knit figure as it strode up the quay until it was out
of sight, and then, inwardly piqued because he had not turned round
for a parting glance, gave a little sigh, and went below to tea.
The docile and respectful behaviour of the new-comer was a pleasant
change to the autocrat of the Osprey, and cargoes were worked out and
in without an unpleasant word. They laid at the quay for two days, the
new mate, whose home was at Ipswich, sleeping ashore, and on the
morning of the third he turned up punctually at six o'clock, and they
started on their return voyage.
"Well, you do know how to handle a craft," said Lee admiringly, as
they passed down the river. "The old boat seems to know it's got a
pretty young lady in charge."
"Don't talk rubbish," said the girl austerely.
The new mate carefully adjusted his red necktie and smiled
"Well, you're the prettiest cap'n I've ever sailed under," he said.
"What do they call that red cap you've got on? Tam-o'-Shanter is it?"
"I don't know," said the girl shortly.
"You mean you won't tell me," said the other, with a look of anger
in his soft dark eyes.
"Just as you like," said she, and Lee, whistling softly, turned on
his heel and began to busy himself with some small matter forward.
The rest of the day passed quietly, though there was a freedom in
the new mate's manner which made the redoubtable skipper of the Osprey
regret her change of crew, and to treat him with more civility than
her proud spirit quite approved of. There was but little wind, and the
barge merely crawled along as the captain and mate, with surreptitious
glances, took each other's measure.
"This is the nicest trip I've ever had," said Lee, as he came up
from an unduly prolonged tea, with a strong-smelling cigar in his
mouth. "I've brought your jacket up."
"I don't want it, thank you," said the girl.
"Better have it," said Lee, holding it up for her.
"When I want my jacket I'll put it on myself," said the girl.
"All right, no offence," said the other airily. "What an obstinate
little devil you are."
"Have you got any drink down there?" inquired the girl, eyeing him
"Just a little drop o' whiskey, my dear, for the spasms," said Lee
facetiously. "Will you have a drop?"
"I won't have any drinking here," said she sharply. "If you want to
drink, wait till you get ashore."
"YOU won't have any drinking!" said the other, opening his eyes,
and with a quiet chuckle he dived below and brought up a bottle and a
glass. "Here's wishing a better temper to you, my dear," he said
amiably, as he tossed off a glass. "Come, you'd better have a drop.
It'll put a little colour in your cheeks."
"Put it away now, there's a good fellow," said the captain timidly,
as she looked anxiously at the nearest sail, some two miles distant.
"It's the only friend I've got," said Lee, sprawling gracefully on
the hatches, and replenishing his glass. "Look here. Are you on for a
"What do you mean?" inquired the girl.
"Give me a kiss, little spitfire, and I won't take another drop to-
night," said the new mate tenderly. "Come, I won't tell."
"You may drink yourself to death before I'll do that," said the
girl, striving to speak calmly. "Don't talk that nonsense to me
She stooped over as she spoke and made a sudden grab at the bottle,
but the new mate was too quick for her, and, snatching it up
jeeringly, dared her to come for it.
"Come on, come and fight for it," said he; "hit me if you like, I
don't mind; your little fist won't hurt."
No answer being vouchsafed to this invitation he applied himself to
his only friend again, while the girl, now thoroughly frightened,
steered in silence.
"Better get the sidelights out," said she at length.
"Plenty o' time," said Lee.
"Take the helm, then, while I do it," said the girl, biting her
The fellow rose and came towards her, and, as she made way for him,
threw his arm round her waist and tried to detain her. Her heart
beating quickly, she walked forward, and, not without a hesitating
glance at the drunken figure at the wheel, descended into the fo'c'sle
for the lamps.
The next moment, with a gasping little cry, she sank down on a
locker as the dark figure of a man rose and stood by her.
"Don't be frightened," it said quietly.
"Jack?" said the girl.
"That's me," said the figure. "You didn't expect to see me, did
you? I thought perhaps you didn't know what was good for you, so I
stowed myself away last night, and here I am."
"Have you heard what that fellow has been saying to me?" demanded
Miss Cringle, with a spice of the old temper leavening her voice once
"Every word," said the mate cheerfully.
"Why didn't you come up and stand by me?" inquired the girl hotly.
The mate hung his head.
"Oh," said the girl, and her tones were those of acute
disappointment, "you're afraid."
"I'm not," said the mate scornfully.
"Why didn't you come up, then, instead of skulking down here?"
inquired the girl.
"The mate scratched the back of his neck and smiled, but weakly.
"Well, I—I thought"—he began, and stopped.
"You thought"—prompted Miss Cringle coldly.
"I thought a little fright would do you good," said the mate,
speaking quickly, "and that it would make you appreciate me a little
more when I did come."
"Ahoy! MAGGIE! MAGGIE!" came the voice of the graceless varlet who
"I'll MAGGIE him," said the mate, grinding his teeth, "Why, what
the— why you 're crying."
"I'm not," sobbed Miss Cringle scornfully. "I'm in a temper, that's
"I'll knock his head off," said the mate; "you stay down here."
"Mag-GIE!" came the voice again, "MAG—HULLO!"
"Were you calling me, my lad?" said the mate, with dangerous
politeness, as he stepped aft. "Ain't you afraid of straining that
sweet voice o' yours? Leave go o' that tiller."
The other let go, and the mate's fist took him heavily in the face
and sent him sprawling on the deck. He rose with a scream of rage and
rushed at his opponent, but the mate's temper, which had suffered
badly through his treatment of the last few days, was up, and he sent
him heavily down again.
"There's a little dark dingy hole forward," said the mate, after
waiting some time for him to rise again, "just the place for you to go
and think over your sins in. If I see you come out of it until we get
to London, I'll hurt you. Now clear."
The other cleared, and, carefully avoiding the girl, who was
standing close by, disappeared below.
"You've hurt him," said the girl, coming up to the mate and laying
her hand on his arm. "What a horrid temper you've got."
"It was him asking you to kiss him that upset me," said the mate
"He put his arm round my waist," said Miss Cringle, blushing.
"WHAT!" said the mate, stuttering, "put his—put his
His courage suddenly forsook him.
"Like what?" inquired the girl, with superb innocence.
"Like THAT," said the mate manfully.
"That'll do," said Miss Cringle softly, "that'll do. You're as bad
as he is, only the worst of it is there is nobody here to prevent