The Kings of
Orion by John Buchan
"An ape and a lion lie side by side in the heart of a man."
Spring-fishing in the North is a cold game for a man whose blood
has become thin in gentler climates. All afternoon I had failed to
stir a fish, and the wan streams of the Laver, swirling between bare
grey banks, were as icy to the eye as the sharp gusts of hail from the
north-east were to the fingers. I cast mechanically till I grew
weary, and then with an empty creel and a villainous temper set myself
to trudge the two miles of bent to the inn. Some distant ridges of
hill stood out snow-clad against the dun sky, and half in anger, half
in dismal satisfaction, I told myself that fishing to-morrow would be
as barren as to-day.
At the inn door a tall man was stamping his feet and watching a
servant lifting rodcases from a dog-cart. Hooded and wrapped though
he was, my friend Thirlstone was an unmistakable figure in any
landscape. The long, haggard, brown face, with the skin drawn tightly
over the cheek-bones, the keen blue eyes finely wrinkled round the
corners with staring at many suns, the scar which gave his mouth a
humorous droop to the right, made up a whole which was not easily
forgotten. I had last seen him on the quay at Funchal bargaining with
some rascally boatman to take him after mythical wild goats in Las
Desertas. Before that we had met at an embassy ball in Vienna, and
still earlier at a hill-station in Persia to which I had been sent
post-haste by an anxious and embarrassed Government. Also I had been
at school with him, in those far-away days when we rode nine stone and
dreamed of cricket averages. He was a soldier of note, who had taken
part in two little wars and one big one; had himself conducted a
political mission through a hard country with some success, and was
habitually chosen by his superiors to keep his eyes open as a foreign
attache in our neighbours' wars. But his fame as a hunter had gone
abroad into places where even the name of the British army is unknown.
He was the hungriest shikari I have ever seen, and I have seen many.
If you are wise you will go forthwith to some library and procure a
little book entitled "Three Hunting Expeditions," by A.W.T. It is a
modest work, and the style is that of a leading article, but all the
lore and passion of the Red Gods are in its pages.
The sitting-room at the inn is a place of comfort, and while
Thirlstone warmed his long back at the fire I sank contentedly into
one of the well-rubbed leather arm-chairs. The company of a friend
made the weather and scarcity of salmon less the intolerable grievance
they had seemed an hour ago than a joke to be laughed at. The
landlord came in with whisky, and banked up the peats till they glowed
beneath a pall of blue smoke.
"I hope to goodness we are alone," said Thirlstone, and he turned
to the retreating landlord and asked the question.
"There's naebody bidin' the nicht forbye yoursels," he said, "but
the morn there's a gentleman comin'. I got a letter frae him the
day. Maister Wiston, they ca him. Maybe ye ken him?"
I started at the name, which I knew very well. Thirlstone, who
knew it better, stopped warming himself and walked to the window,
where he stood pulling his moustache and staring at the snow. When
the man had left the room, he turned to me with the face of one whose
mind is made up on a course but uncertain of the best method.
"Do you know this sort of weather looks infernally unpromising?
I've half a mind to chuck it and go back to town."
I gave him no encouragement, finding amusement in his
difficulties. "Oh, it's not so bad," I said, "and it won't last.
To-morrow we may have the day of our lives."
He was silent for a little, staring at the fire. "Anyhow," he said
at last, "we were fools to be so far up the valley. Why shouldn't we
go down to the Forest Lodge? They'll take us in, and we should be
deucedly comfortable, and the water's better."
"There's not a pool on the river to touch the stretch here," I
said. "I know, for I've fished every inch of it."
He had no reply to this, so he lit a pipe and held his peace for a
time. Then, with some embarrassment but the air of having made a
discovery, he announced that his conscience was troubling him about
his work, and he thought he ought to get back to it at once. "There
are several things I have forgotten to see to, and they're rather
important. I feel a beast behaving like this, but you won't mind,
"My dear Thirlstone," I said, "what is the good of hedging? Why
can't you say you won't meet Wiston!"
His face cleared. "Well, that's the fact--I won't. It would be
too infernally unpleasant. You see, I was once by way of being his
friend, and he was in my regiment. I couldn't do it."
The landlord came in at the moment with a basket of peats. "How
long is Capt.--Mr. Wiston staying here?" I asked.
"He's no bidin' ony time. He's just comin' here in the middle o'
the day for his denner, and then drivin' up the water to Altbreac. He
has the fishin' there."
Thirlstone's face showed profound relief. "Thank God!" I heard
him mutter under his breath, and when the landlord had gone he fell
to talking of salmon with enthusiasm. "We must make a big day of it
to-morrow, dark to dark, you know. Thank Heaven, our beat's
down-stream, too." And thereafter he made frequent excursions to the
door, and bulletins on the weather were issued regularly.
Dinner over, we drew our chairs to the hearth, and fell to talk
and the slow consumption of tobacco. When two men from the ends of
the earth meet by a winter fire, their thoughts are certain to drift
overseas. We spoke of the racing tides off Vancouver, and the lonely
pine-clad ridges running up to the snow-peaks of the Selkirks, to
which we had both travelled once upon a time in search of sport.
Thirlstone on his own account had gone wandering to Alaska, and
brought back some bear-skins and a frost-bitten toe as trophies, and
from his tales had consorted with the finest band of rogues which
survives unhanged on this planet. Then some casual word took our
thoughts to the south, and our memories dallied with Africa.
Thirlstone had hunted in Somaliland and done mighty slaughter; while
I had spent some never-to-be forgotten weeks long ago in the
hinterland of Zanzibar, in the days before railways and
game-preserves. I have gone through life with a keen eye for the
discovery of earthly paradises, to which I intend to retire when my
work is over, and the fairest I thought I had found above the Rift
valley, where you had a hundred miles of blue horizon and the weather
of Scotland. Thirlstone, not having been there, naturally differed,
and urged the claim of a certain glen in Kashmir, where you may hunt
two varieties of bear and three of buck in thickets of rhododendron,
and see the mightiest mountain-wall on earth from your tent door. The
mention of the Indian frontier brought us back to our professions, and
for a little we talked "shop" with the unblushing confidence of those
who know each other's work and approve it. As a very young soldier
Thirlstone had gone shooting in the Pamirs, and had blundered into a
Russian party of exploration which contained Kuropatkin. He had in
consequence grossly outstayed his leave, having been detained for a
fortnight by an arbitrary hospitality; but he had learned many things,
and the experience had given him strong views on frontier questions.
Half an hour was devoted to a masterly survey of the East, until a
word pulled us up.
"I went there in '99" Thirlstone was saying,--"the time Wiston and
I were sent--" and then he stopped, and his eager face clouded.
Wiston's name cast a shadow over our reminiscences.
"What did he actually do?" I asked after a short silence.
"Pretty bad! He seemed a commonplace, good sort of fellow,
popular, fairly competent, a little bad-tempered perhaps. And then
suddenly he did something so extremely blackguardly that everything
was at an end. It's no good repeating details, and I hate to think
about it. We know little about our neighbours, and I'm not so sure
that we know much about ourselves. There may be appalling depths of
iniquity in every one of us, only most people are fortunate enough to
go through the world without meeting anything to wake the devil in
them. I don't believe Wiston was bad in the ordinary sense. Only
there was something else in him-somebody else, if you like--and in a
moment it came uppermost, and he was a branded man. Ugh! it's a
gruesome thought." Thirlstone had let his pipe go out, and was
staring moodily into the fire.
"How do you explain things like that?" he asked. "I have an idea
of my own about them. We talk glibly of ourselves and our personality
and our conscience, as if every man's nature were a smooth, round,
white thing, like a chuckie-stone. But I believe there are two
men-perhaps more-in every one of us. There's our ordinary self,
generally rather humdrum; and then there's a bit of something else,
good, bad, but never indifferent,--and it is that something else which
may make a man a saint or a great villain."
"'The Kings of Orion have come to earth,'" I quoted.
Something in the words struck Thirlstone, and he asked me what was
the yarn I spoke of.
"It's an old legend," I explained. "When the kings were driven
out of Orion, they were sent to this planet and given each his
habitation in some mortal soul. There were differences of character
in that royal family, and so the alter ego which dwells alongside of
us may be virtuous or very much the reverse. But the point is that he
is always greater than ourselves, for he has been a king. It's a
foolish story, but very widely believed. There is something oi the
sort in Celtic folk-lore, and there's a reference to it in Ausonius.
Also the bandits in the Bakhtiari have a version of it in a very
"Kings of Orion," said Thirlstone musingly. "I like that idea.
Good or bad, but always great! After all, we show a kind of belief in
it in our daily practice. Every man is always making fancies about
himself; but it is never his workaday self, but something else. The
bank clerk who pictures himself as a financial Napoleon knows that his
own thin little soul is incapable of it; but he knows, too, that it is
possible enough for that other bigger thing which is not his soul, but
yet in some odd way is bound up with it. I fancy myself a
field-marshal in a European war; but I know perfectly well that if the
job were offered me, I should realise my incompetence and decline. I
expect you rather picture yourself now and then as a sort of Julius
Caesar and empire-maker, and yet, with all respect, my dear chap, I
think it would be rather too much for you."
"There was once a man," I said, "an early Victorian Whig, whose
chief ambitions were to reform the criminal law and abolish slavery.
Well, this dull, estimable man in his leisure moments was Emperor of
Byzantium. He fought great wars and built palaces, and then, when the
time for fancy was past, went into the House of Commons and railed
against militarism and Tory extravagance. That particular king from
Orion had a rather odd sort of earthly tenement."
Thirlstone was all interest. "A philosophic Whig and the throne
of Byzantium. A pretty rum mixture! And yet--yet," and his eyes
became abstracted. "Did you ever know Tommy Lacelles?"
"The man who once governed Deira? Retired now, and lives somewhere
in Kent. Yes, I've met him once or twice. But why?"
"Because," said Thirlstone solemnly, " nless I'm greatly mistaken,
Tommy was another such case, though no man ever guessed it except
myself. I don't mind telling you the story, now that he is retired
and vegetating in his ancestral pastures. Besides, the facts are all
in his favour, and the explanation is our own business....
"His wife was my cousin, and when she died Tommy was left a very
withered, disconsolate man, with no particular object in life. We all
thought he would give up the service, for he was hideously well off
and then one fine day, to our amazement, he was offered Deira, and
accepted it. I was short of a job at the time, for my battalion was
at home, and there was nothing going on anywhere, so I thought I
should like to see what the East Coast of Africa was like, and wrote
to Tommy about it. He jumped at me, cabled offering me what he called
his Military Secretaryship, and I got seconded, and set off. I had
never known him very well, but what I had seen I had liked; and I
suppose he was glad to have one of Maggie's family with him, for he
was still very low about her loss. I was in pretty good spirits, for
it meant new experiences, and I had hopes of big game.
"You've never been to Deira? Well, there's no good trying to
describe it, for it's the only place in the world like itself. God
made it and left it to its own devices. The town is pretty enough,
with its palms and green headland, and little scrubby islands in the
river's mouth. It has the usual half-Arab, half-Portugee look-white
green-shuttered houses, flat roofs, sallow little men in duck, and
every type of nigger from the Somali to the Shangaan. There are some
good buildings, and Government House was the mansion of some old
Portugee seigneur, and was built when people in Africa were not in
such a hurry as to-day. Inland there's a rolling, forest country,
beginning with decent trees and ending in mimosa-thorn, when the land
begins to rise to the stony hills of the interior; and that poisonous
yellow river rolls through it all, with a denser native population
along its banks than you will find anywhere else north of the Zambesi.
For about two months in the year the climate is Paradise, and for the
rest you live in a Turkish bath, with every known kind of fever
hanging about. We cleaned out the town and improved the sanitation,
so there were few epidemics, but there was enough ordinary malaria to
sicken a crocodile.
"The place was no special use to us. It had been annexed in spite
of a tremendous Radical outcry, and, upon my soul, it was one of the
few cases where the Radicals had something to say for themselves. All
we got by it was half a dozen of the nastiest problems an unfortunate
governor can have to face. Ten years before it had been a decaying
strip of coast, with a few trading firms in the town, and a small
export of ivory and timber. But some years before Tommy took it up
there had been a huge discovery of copper in the hills inland, a
railway had been built, and there were several biggish mining
settlements at the end of it. Deira itself was filled with offices of
European firms, it had got a Stock Exchange of its own, and it was
becoming the usual cosmopolitan playground. It had a knack, too, of
getting the very worst breed of adventurer. I know something of your
South African and Australian mining town, and with all their faults
they are run by white men. If they haven't much morals, they have a
kind of decency which keeps them fairly straight. But for our sins we
got a brand of Levantine Jew, who was fit for nothing but making money
and making trouble. They were always defying the law, and then, when
they got into a hole, they squealed to Government for help, and
started a racket in the home papers about the weakness of the Imperial
power. The crux of the whole difficulty was the natives, who lived
along the river and in the foothills. They were a hardy race of
Kaffirs, sort of far-away cousins to the Zulu, and till the mines were
opened they had behaved well enough. They had arms, which we had
never dared to take away, but they kept quiet and paid their
hut-taxes like men. I got to know many of the chiefs, and liked
them, for they were upstanding fellows to look at and heavenborn
shikaris. However, when the Jews came along they wanted labour, and,
since we did not see our way to allow them to add to the imported
coolie population, they had to fall back upon the Labonga. At first
things went smoothly. The chiefs were willing to let their men work
for good wages, and for a time there was enough labour for everybody.
But as the mines extended, and the natives, after making a few
pounds, wanted to get back to their kraals, there came a shortage; and
since the work could not be allowed to slacken, the owners tried other
methods. They made promises which they never intended to keep, and
they stood on the letter of a law which the natives did not
understand, and they employed touts who were little better than
slave-dealers. They got the labour, of course, but soon they had put
the Labonga into a state of unrest which a very little would turn
into a rising.
"Into this kettle of fish Tommy was pitchforked, and when I
arrived he was just beginning to understand how unpleasant it was.
As I said before, I did not know him very well, and I was amazed to
find how bad he was at his job. A more curiously incompetent person I
never met. He was a long, thin man, with a grizzled moustache and a
mild sleepy eye-not an impressive figure, except on a horse; and he
had an odd lisp which made even a shrewd remark sound foolish. He was
the most industrious creature in the world, and a model of official
decorum. His papers were always in order, his despatches always neat
and correct, and I don't believe any one ever caught him tripping in
office work. But he had no more conception than a child of the kind
of trouble that was brewing. He knew never an honest man from a
rogue, and the result was that he received all unofficial
communications with a polite disbelief. I used to force him to see
people-miners, prospectors, traders, any one who had something to say
worth listening to, but it all glided smoothly off his mind. He was
simply the most incompetent being ever created, living in the world as
not being of it, or rather creating a little official world of his
own, where all events happened on lines laid down by the Colonial
Office, and men were like papers, to be rolled into packets and
properly docketed. He had an Executive Council of people like
himself, competent officials and blind bats at anything else. Then
there was a precious Legislative Council, intended to represent the
different classes of the population. There were several good men on
it-one old trader called Mackay, for instance, who had been thirty
years in the country-but most were nominees of the mining firms, and
very seedy rascals at that. They were always talking about the
rights of the white man, and demanding popular control of the
Government, and similar twaddle. The leader was a man who hailed
from Hamburg, and called himself Le Foy--descended from a Crusader of
the name of Levi--who was a jackal of one of the chief copper firms.
He overflowed with Imperialist sentiment, and when he wasn't waving
the flag he used to gush about the beauties of English country life
the grandeur of the English tradition. He hated me from the start,
for when he talked of going 'home' I thought he meant Hamburg, and
said so; and then a thing happened which made him hate me worse. He
was infernally rude to Tommy, who, like the dear sheep he was, never
saw it, and, if he had, wouldn't have minded. But one day I chanced
to overhear some of his impertinences, so I hunted out my biggest
sjambok and lay in wait for Mr. Le Foy. I told him that he was a
representative of the sovereign people, that I was a member of an
effete bureaucracy, and that it would be most painful if
unpleasantness arose between us. But, I added, I was prepared, if
necessary, to sacrifice my official career to my private feelings, and
if he dared to use such language again to his Majesty's representative
I would give him a hiding he would remember till he found himself in
Abraham's bosom. Not liking my sjambok, he became soap and butter at
once, and held his tongue for a month or two.
"But though Tommy was no good at his job, he was a tremendous
swell at other things. He was an uncommonly good linguist, and had
always about a dozen hobbies which he slaved at; and when he found
himself at Deira with a good deal of leisure, he became a bigger crank
than ever. He had a lot of books which used to follow him about the
world in zinc-lined boxes--your big paper-backed German books which
mean research,--and he was a Fellow of the Koyal Society, and
corresponded with half a dozen foreign shows. India was his great
subject, but he had been in the Sudan and knew a good deal about
African races. When I went out to him, his pet hobby was the Bantu,
and he had acquired an amazing amount of miscellaneous learning. He
knew all about their immigration from the North, and the Arab and
Phoenician trade-routes, and the Portuguese occupation, and the rest
of the history of that unpromising seaboard. The way he behaved in
his researches showed the man. He worked hard at the Labonga
language-which, I believe, is a linguistic curiosity of the first
water-from missionary books and the conversation of tame Kaffirs. But
he never thought of paying them a visit in their native haunts. I was
constantly begging him to do it, but it was not Tommy's way. He did
not care a straw about political experience, and he liked to look at
things through the medium of paper and ink. Then there were the
Phoenician remains in the foot-hills where the copper was mined-old
workings, and things which might have been forts or temples. He knew
all that was to be known about them, but he had never seen them and
never wanted to. Once only he went to the hills, to open some new
reservoirs and make the ordinary Governor's speech; but he went in a
special train and stayed two hours, most of which was spent in
lunching and being played to by brass bands.
"But, oddly enough, there was one thing which stirred him with an
interest that was not academic. I discovered it by accident one day
when I went into his study and found him struggling with a map of
Central Asia. Instead of the mild, benevolent smile with which he
usually greeted my interruptions, he looked positively furtive, and, I
could have sworn, tried to shuffle the map under some papers. Now it
happens that Central Asia is the part of the globe that I know better
than most men, and I could not help picking up the map and looking at
it. It was a wretched thing, and had got the Oxus two hundred miles
out of its course. I pointed this out to Tommy, and to my amazement he
became quite excited. 'Nonsense,' he said. 'You don't mean to say it
goes south of that desert. Why, I meant to--,' and then he stammered
and stopped. I wondered what on earth he had meant to do, but I
merely observed that I had been there, and knew. That brought Tommy
out of his chair in real excitement. 'What!' he cried, 'you! You
never told me,' and he started to fire off a round of questions, which
showed that if he knew very little about the place, he had it a good
deal in his mind.
I drew some sketch-plans for him, and left him brooding over them.
"That was the first hint I got. The second was a few nights
later, when we were smoking in the billiard-room. I had been reading
Marco Polo, and the talk got on to Persia and drifted all over the
north side of the Himalaya. Tommy, with an abstracted eye, talked of
Alexander and Timour and Genghis Khan, and particularly of Prester
John, who was a character and took his fancy. I had told him that the
natives in the Pamirs were true Persian stock, and this interested him
greatly. 'Why was there never a great state built up in those
valleys?' he asked. 'You get nothing but a few wild conquerors
rushing east and west, and then some squalid khanates. And yet all
the materials were there--the stuff for a strong race, a rich land,
the traditions of an old civilisation, and natural barriers against
"'I suppose they never found the man,' I said.
"He agreed. 'Their princes were sots, or they were barbarians of
genius who could devastate to the gates of Peking or Constantinople,
but could never build. They did not recognise their limits, and so
they went out in a whirlwind. But if there had been a man of solid
genius he might have built up the strongest nation on the globe. In
time he could have annexed Persia and nibbled at China. He would have
been rich, for he could tap all the inland trade-routes of Asia. He
would have had to be a conqueror, for his people would be a race of
warriors, but first and foremost he must have been a statesman. Think
of such a civilisation, THE Asian civilisation, growing up
mysteriously behind the deserts and the ranges! That's my idea of
Prester John. Russia would have been confined to the line of the
Urals. China would have been absorbed. There would have been no
Japan. The whole history of the world for the last few hundred years
would have been different. It is the greatest of all the lost chances
in history.' Tommy waxed pathetic over the loss.
"I was a little surprised at his eloquence, especially when he
seemed to remember himself and stopped all of a sudden. But for the
next week I got no peace with his questions. I told him all I knew of
Bokhara, and Samarkand, and Tashkend, and Yarkand. I showed him the
passes in the Pamirs and the Hindu Kush. I traced out the rivers, and
I calculated distances; we talked over imaginary campaigns, and set up
fanciful constitutions. It a was childish game, but I found it
interesting enough. He spoke of it all with a curious personal tone
which puzzled me, till one day when we were amusing ourselves with a
fight on the Zarafshan, and I put in a modest claim to be allowed to
win once in a while. For a second he looked at me in blank surprise.
'You can't,' he said; 'I've got to enter Samarkand before I can...'
and he stopped again, with a glimmering sense in his face that he was
giving himself away. And then I knew that I had surprised Tommy's
secret. While he was muddling his own job, he was salving his pride
with fancies of some wild career in Asia, where Tommy, disguised as
the lord knows what Mussulman grandee, was hammering the little states
into an empire.
"I did not think then as I think now, and I was amused to find so
odd a trait in a dull man. I had known something of the kind before.
I had met fellows who after their tenth peg would begin to swagger
about some ridiculous fancy of their own--their little private corner
of soul showing for a moment when the drink had blown aside their
common-sense. Now, I had never known the thing appear in cold blood
and everyday life, but I assumed the case to be the same. I thought
of it only as a harmless fancy, never imagining that it had anything
to do with character. I put it down to that kindly imagination which
is the old opiate for failures. So I played up to Tommy with all my
might, and though he became very discreet after the first betrayal,
having hit upon the clue, I knew what to look for, and I found it.
When I told him that the Labonga were in a devil of a mess, he would
look at me with an empty face and change the subject; but once among
the Turcomans his eye would kindle, and he would slave at his
confounded folly with sufficient energy to reform the whole East
Coast. It was the spark that kept the man alive. Otherwise he would
have been as limp as a rag, but this craziness put life into him, and
made him carry his head in the air and walk like a free man. I
remember he was very keen about any kind of martial poetry. He used
to go about crooning Scott and Macaulay to himself, and when we went
for a walk or a ride he wouldn't speak for miles, but keep smiling to
himself and humming bits of songs. I daresay he was very happy,--far
happier than your stolid, competent man, who sees only the one thing
to do and does it. Tommy was muddling his particular duty, but
building glorious palaces in the air.
"One day Mackay, the old trader, came to me after a sitting of the
precious Legislative Council. We were very friendly, and I had done
all I could to get the Government to listen to his views. He was a
dour, ill-tempered Scotsman, very anxious for the safety of his
property, but perfectly careless about any danger to himself.
"'Captain Thirlstone,' he said, 'that Governor of yours is a
"Of course I shut him up very brusquely, but he paid no attention.
'He just sits and grins, and lets yon Pentecostal crowd we've gotten
here as a judgment for our sins do what they like wi' him. God kens
what'll happen. I would go home to-morrow, if I could realise without
an immoderate loss. For the day of reckoning is at hand. Maark my
words, Captain--at hand.'
"I said I agreed with him about the approach of trouble, but that
the Governor would rise to the occasion. I told him that people like
Tommy were only seen at their best in a crisis, and that he might be
perfectly confident that when it arrived he would get a new idea of
the man. I said this, but of course I did not believe a word of it.
I thought Tommy was only a dreamer, who had rotted any grit he ever
possessed by his mental opiates. At that time I did not understand
about the kings from Orion.
" And then came the thing we had all been waiting for--a Labonga
rising. A week before I had got leave and had gone up country,
partly to shoot, but mainly to see for myself what trouble was
brewing. I kept away from the river, and therefore missed the main
native centres, but such kraals as I passed had a look I did not like.
The chiefs were almost always invisible, and the young bloods were
swaggering about and bukking to each other, while the women were
grinding maize as if for some big festival. However, after a bit the
country seemed to grow more normal, and I went into the foothills to
shoot, fairly easy in my mind. I had got up to a place called
Shimonwe, on the Pathi river, where I had ordered letters to be sent,
and one night coming in from a hard day after kudu I found a
post-runner half-dead of fatigue with a chit from Utterson, who
commanded a police district twenty miles nearer the coast. It said
simply that all the young men round about him had cleared out and
appeared to be moving towards Deira, that he was in the devil of a
quandary, and that, since the police were under the Governor, he would
take his orders from me.
"It looked as if the heather were fairly on fire at last, so I set
off early next morning to trek back. About midday I met Utterson, a
very badly scared little man, who had come to look for me. It seemed
that his policemen had bolted in the night and gone to join the
rising, leaving him with two white sergeants, barely fifty rounds of
ammunition, and no neighbour for a hundred miles. He said that the
Labonga chiefs were not marching to the coast, as he had thought, but
north along the eastern foothills in the direction of the mines. This
was better news, for it meant that in all probability the railway
would remain open. It was my business to get somehow to my chief, and
I was in the deuce of a stew how to manage it. It was no good
following the line of the natives' march, for they would have been
between me and my goal, and the only way was to try and outflank them
by going due east, in the Deira direction, and then turning north, so
as to strike the railway about half-way to the mines. I told Utterson
we had better scatter, otherwise we should have no chance of getting
through a densely populated native country. So, about five in the
afternoon I set off with my chief shikari, who, by good luck, was not
a Labonga, and dived into the jungly bush which skirts the hills.
"For three days I had a baddish time. We steered by the stars,
travelling chiefly by night, and we showed extraordinary skill in
missing the water-holes. I had a touch of fever and got
light-headed, and it was all I could do to struggle through the thick
grass and wait-a-bit thorns. My clothes were torn to rags, and I grew
so footsore that it was agony to move. All the same we travelled
fast, and there was no chance of our missing the road, for any route
due north was bound to cut the railway. I had the most sickening
uncertainty about what was to come next. Hely, who was in command at
Deira, was a good enough man, but he had only three companies of white
troops, and the black troops were as likely as not to be on their way
to the rebels. It looked as if we should have a Cawnpore business on
a small scale, though I thanked Heaven there were no women in the
case. As for Tommy, he would probably be repeating platitudes in
Deira and composing an intelligent despatch on the whole subject.
"About four in the afternoon of the third day I struck the line
near a little station called Palala. I saw by the look of the rails
that trains were still running, and my hopes revived. At Palala there
was a coolie stationmaster, who gave me a drink and a little food,
after which I slept heavily in his office till wakened by the arrival
of an up train. It contained one of the white companies and a man
Davidson, of the 101st, who was Hely's second in command. From him I
had news that took away my breath. The Governor had gone up the line
two days before with an A.D.C. and old Mackay. 'The sportsman has got
a move on him at last,' said Davidson, 'but what he means to do Heaven
only knows. The Labonga are at the mines, and a kind of mine-guard
has been formed for defence. The joke of it is that most of the
magnates are treed up there, for the railway is cut and they can't get
away. I don't envy your chief the job of schooling that nervous
"I went on with Davidson, and very early next morning we came to a
broken culvert and had to stop. There we stuck for three hours till
the down train arrived, and with it Hely. He was for ordinary a
stolid soul, but I never saw a man in such a fever of excitement. He
gripped me by the arm and fairly shook me. 'That old man of yours is
a hero,' he cried. 'The Lord forgive me! and I have always crabbed
"I implored him in Heaven's name to tell me what was up, but he
would say nothing till he had had his pow-pow with Davidson. It
seemed that he was bringing all his white troops up the line for some
great demonstration that Tommy had conceived. Davidson went back to
Deira, while we mended the culvert and got the men transferred to the
other train. Then I screwed the truth out of Hely. Tommy had got up
to the mines before the rebels arrived, and had found as fine a chaos
as can be imagined. He did not seem to have had any doubts what to
do. There was a certain number of white workmen, hard fellows from
Cornwall mostly, with a few Australians, and these he got together
with Mackay's help and organised into a pretty useful corps. He set
them to guard the offices, and gave them strict orders to shoot at
sight any one attempting to leave. Then he collected the bosses and
talked to them like a father. What he said Hely did not know, except
that he had damned their eyes pretty heartily, and told them what a
set of swine they were, making trouble which they had not the pluck to
face. Whether from Mackay, or from his own intelligence, or from a
memory of my neglected warnings, he seemed to have got a tight grip on
the facts at last. Meanwhile, the Labonga were at the doors, chanting
their battle-songs half a mile away, and shots were heard from the far
pickets. If they had tried to rush the place then, all would have
been over, but, luckily, that was never their way of fighting. They
sat down in camp to make their sacrifices and consult their
witch-doctors, and presently Hely arrived with the first troops,
having come in on the northern flank when he found the line cut. He
had been in time to hear the tail-end of Tommy's final address to the
mineowners. He told them, in words which Hely said he could never
have imagined coming from his lips, that they would be well served if
the Labonga cleaned the whole place out. Only, he said, that would be
against the will of Britain, and it was his business, as a loyal
servant, to prevent it. Then, after giving Hely his instructions, he
had put on his uniform, gold lace and all, and every scrap of bunting
he possessed--all the orders and 'Golden Stars' of half a dozen
Oriental States where he had served. He made Ashurst, the A.D.C., put
on his best Hussar's kit, and Mackay rigged himself out in a
frock-coat and a topper; and the three set out on horseback for the
Labonga. 'I believe he'll bring it off, said Hely, with wild
eyes,n'and, by Heaven, if he does, it'll be the best thing since John
"For the rest of the way I sat hugging myself with excitement. The
miracle of miracles seemed to have come. The old, slack, incompetent
soul in Tommy seemed to have been driven out by that other spirit,
which had hitherto been content to dream of crazy victories on the
Oxus. I cursed my folly in having missed it all, for I would have
given my right hand to be with him among the Labonga. I envied that
young fool Ashurst his luck in being present at that queer
transformation scene. I had not a doubt that Tommy would bring it off
all right. The kings from Orion don't go into action without coming
out on top. As we got near the mines I kept my ears open for the
sound of shots; but all was still,--not even the kind of hubbub a
native force makes when it is on the move. Something had happened,
but what it was no man could guess. When we got to where the line was
up, we made very good time over the five miles to the mines. No one
interfered with us, and the nearer we got the greater grew my
certainty. Soon we were at the pickets, who had nothing to tell us;
and then we were racing up the long sandy street to the offices, and
there, sitting smoking on the doorstep of the hotel, surrounded by
everybody who was not on duty, were Mackay and Ashurst.
"They were an odd pair. Ashurst still wore his uniform; but he
seemed to have been rolling about in it on the ground; his sleek hair
was wildly ruffled, and he was poking holes in the dust with his
sword. Mackay had lost his topper, and wore a disreputable cap, his
ancient frock-coat was without buttons, and his tie had worked itself
up behind his ears. They talked excitedly to each other, now and then
vouchsafing a scrap of information to an equally excited audience.
When they saw me they rose and rushed for me, and dragged me between
them up the street, while the crowd tailed at our heels.
"'Ye're a true prophet, Captain Thirlstone,' Mackay began, 'and I
ask your pardon for doubting you. Ye said the Governor only needed a
crisis to behave like a man. Well, the crisis has come; and if
there's a man alive in this sinful world, it's that chief o' yours.
And then his emotion overcame him. and, hard-bitten devil as he was,
he sat down on the ground and gasped with hysterical laughter, while
Ashurst, with a very red face, kept putting the wrong end of a
cigarette in his mouth and swearing profanely.
"I never remember a madder sight. There was the brassy blue sky
and reddish granite rock and acres of thick red dust. The scrub had
that metallic greenness which you find in all copper places. Pretty
unwholesome it looked, and the crowd, which had got round us again,
was more unwholesome still. Fat Jew boys, with diamond rings on dirty
fingers and greasy linen cuffs, kept staring at us with twitching
lips; and one or two smarter fellows in riding-breeches, mine-managers
and suchlike, tried to show their pluck by nervous jokes. And in the
middle was Mackay, with his damaged frocker, drawling out his story in
"'He made this laddie put on his braws, and he commandeered this
iniquitous garment for me. I've raxed its seams, and it'll never look
again on the man that owns it. Syne he arrayed himself in purple and
fine linen till he as like the king's daughter, all glorious without;
and says he to me, "Mackay," he says, "we'll go and talk to these
uncovenanted deevils in their own tongue. We'll visit them at home,
Mackay," he says. "They're none such bad fellows, but they want a
little humouring from men like you and me." So we got on our horses
and started the procession--the Governor with his head in the air, and
the laddie endenvouring to look calm and collected, and me praying to
the God of Israel and trying to keep my breeks from working up above
my knees. I've been in Kaffir wars afore, but I never thought I would
ride without weapon of any kind into such a black Armageddon. I am a
peaceable man for ordinar', and a canny one, but I wasna myself in
that hour. Man, Thirlstone, I was that overcome by the spirit of your
chief, that if he had bidden me gang alone on the same errand, I
wouldna say but what Iwould have gone.
"'We hadna ridden half a mile before we saw the indunas and their
men, ten thousand if there was one, and terrible as an army with
banners. I speak feeguratively, for they hadna the scrap of a flag
among them. They were beating the war-drums, and the young men were
dancing with their big skin shields and wagging their ostrich
feathers, so I saw they were out for business. I'll no' say but what
my blood ran cold, but the Governor's eye got brighter and his back
stiffer. "Kings may be blest," I says to myself, "but thou art
"'We rode straight for the centre of the crowd, where the young
men were thickest and the big war-drums lay. As soon as they saw us
a dozen lifted their spears and ran out to meet us. But they stopped
after six steps. The sun glinted on the Governor's gold lace and my
lum hat, and no doubt they thought we were heathen deities descended
from the heavens. Down they went on their faces, and then back like
rabbits to the rest, while the drums stopped, and the whole body
awaited our coming in a silence like the tomb.
" Never a word we spoke, but just jogged on with our chins cocked
up till we were forenent the big drum, where yon old scoundrel Umgazi
was standing with his young men looking as black as sin. For a moment
their spears were shaking in their hands, and I heard the click of a
breech-bolt. If we had winked an eye we would have become pincushions
that instant. But some unearthly power upheld us. Even the laddie
kept a stiff face, and for me I forgot my breeks in watching the
Governor. He looked as solemn as an archangel, and comes to a halt
opposite Umgazi, where he glowers at the old man for maybe three
minutes, while we formed up behind him. Their eyes fell before his,
and by-and-by their spears dropped to their sides. "The father has
come to his children," says he in their own tongue. "What do the
children seek from their father?
"'Ye see the cleverness of the thing. The man's past folly came
to help him. The natives had never seen the Governor before till
they beheld him in gold lace and a cocked hat on a muckle horse,
speaking their own tongue and looking like a destroying angel. I
tell you the Labonga's knees were loosed under them. They durstna
speak a word until the Governor repeated the question in the same
quiet, steely voice. "You seek something," he said, "else you had not
come out to meet me in your numbers. The father waits to hear the
"'Then Umgazi found his tongue and began an uneasy speech. The
mines, he said, truly enough, were the abode of devils, who compelled
the people to work under the ground. The crops were unreaped and the
buck went unspeared, because there were no young men left to him.
Their father had been away or asleep, they thought, for no help had
come from him; therefore it had seemed good to them, being freemen and
warriors, to seek help for themselves.
"'The Governor listened to it all with a set face. Then he smiled
at them with supernatural assurance. They were fools, he said, and
people of little wit, and he flung the better part of the Book of Job
at their heads. The Lord kens where the man got his uncanny knowledge
of the Labonga. He had all their heathen customs by heart, and he
played with them like a cat with a mouse. He told then they were
damned rascals to make such a stramash, and damned fools to think they
could frighten the white man by their demonstrations. There was no
brag about his words, just a calm statement of fact. At the same
time, he said, he had no mind to let any one wrong his children, and
if any wrong had been done it should be righted. It was not meet, he
said, that the young men should be taken from the villages unless by
their own consent, though it was his desire that such young men as
could be spared should have a chance of earning an honest penny. And
then he fired at them some stuff about the British Empire and the
King, and you could sec the Labonga imbibing it like water. The man in
a cocked hat might have told them that the sky was yellow, and they
would have swallowed it.
"'"I have spoken," he says at last, and there was a great shout
from the young men, and old Umgazi looked pretty foolish. They were
coming round our horses to touch our stirrups with their noses, but
the Governor stopped them.
"'"My children will pile their weapons in front of me." says he, "
to show me how they have armed themselves, and likewise to prove that
their folly is at an end. All except a dozen," says he, "whom I
select as a bodyguard." And there and then he picked twelve lusty
savages for his guard, while the rest without a cheep stacked their
spears and guns forenent the big drum.
"'Then he turned to us and spoke in English. "Get back to the
mines hell-for-leather, and tell them what's happening, and see that
you get up some kind of a show for to-morrow at noon. I will bring
the chiefs, and we'll feast them. Get all the bands you can, and let
them play me in. Tell the mines fellows to look active for it's the
chance of their lives. "Then he says to the Labonga, "My men will
return he says, "but as for me I will spend the night with my
children. Make ready food, but let no beer be made, for it is a
"'And so we left him. I will not descrihe how I spent last night
mysel', but I have something to say about this remarkable phenomenon.
I could enlarge on the triumph of mind over matter. ....
"Mackay did not enlarge. He stopped, cocked his ears, and looked
down the road, from which came the strains of 'Annie Laurie,' played
with much spirit but grievously out of tune. Followed 'The British
Grenadiers,' and then an attempt at 'The March of the Priests.'
Mackay rose in excitement and began to crane his disreputable neck,
while the band--a fine scratch collection of instruments--took up
their stand at the end of the street, flanked by a piper in khaki who
performed when their breath failed. Mackay chuckled with
satisfaction. 'The deevils have entered into the spirit of my
instructions,' he said. 'In a wee bit the place will be like Falkirk
Tryst for din.
"Punctually at twelve there came a great hullabaloo up the road,
the beating of drums and the yelling of natives, and presently the
procession hove in sight. There was Tommy on his horse, and on each
side of him six savages with feather head-dress, and shields and
war-paint complete. After him trooped about thirty of the great
chiefs, walking two by two, for all the world like an Aldershot
parade. They carried no arms, but the bodyguard shook their spears,
and let yells out of them that would have scared Julius Caesar. Then
the band started in, and the piper blew up, and the mines people
commenced to cheer, and I thought the heavens would fall. Long before
Tommy came abreast of me I knew what I should see. His uniform looked
as if it had been slept in, and his orders were all awry. But he had
his head flung back, and his eyes very bright, and his jaw set square.
He never looked to right or left, never recognised me or anybody,
for he was seeing something quite different from the red road and the
white shanties and the hot sky."
The fire had almost died out. Thirlstone stooped for a moment and
stirred the peats.
"Yes," he said, "I knew that in his fool's ear the trumpets of all
Asia were ringing, and the King of Bokhara was entering Samarkand."