The Naked Man by Richard Harding Davis
In their home town of Keepsburg, the Keeps were the reigning
dynasty, socially and in every way. Old man Keep was president of
the trolley line, the telephone company, and the Keep National
Bank. But Fred, his son, and the heir apparent, did not inherit
the business ability of his father; or, if he did, he took pains
to conceal that fact. Fred had gone through Harvard, but as to
that also, unless he told people, they would not have known it.
Ten minutes after Fred met a man he generally told him.
When Fred arranged an alliance with Winnie Platt, who also was of
the innermost inner set of Keepsburg, everybody said Keepsburg
would soon lose them. And everybody was right. When single, each
had sighed for other social worlds to conquer, and when they
combined their fortunes and ambitions they found Keepsburg
impossible, and they left it to lay siege to New York. They were
too crafty to at once attack New York itself. A widow lady they
met while on their honeymoon at Palm Beach had told them not to
attempt that. And she was the Palm Beach correspondent of a
society paper they naturally accepted her advice. She warned them
that in New York the waiting-list is already interminable, and
that, if you hoped to break into New York society, the clever
thing to do was to lay siege to it by way of the suburbs and the
country clubs. If you went direct to New York knowing no one, you
would at once expose that fact, and the result would be
She told them of a couple like themselves, young and rich and
from the West, who, at the first dance to which they were
invited, asked, "Who is the old lady in the wig?" and that
question argued them so unknown that it set them back two years.
It was a terrible story, and it filled the Keeps with misgivings.
They agreed with the lady correspondent that it was far better to
advance leisurely; first firmly to intrench themselves in the
suburbs, and then to enter New York, not as the Keeps from
Keepsburg, which meant nothing, but as the Fred Keeps of Long
Island, or Westchester, or Bordentown.
"In all of those places," explained the widow lady, "our smartest
people have country homes, and at the country club you may get to
know them. Then, when winter comes, you follow them on to the
The point from which the Keeps elected to launch their attack was
Scarboro-on-the-Hudson. They selected Scarboro because both of
them could play golf, and they planned that their first skirmish
should be fought and won upon the golf-links of the Sleepy Hollow
Country Club. But the attack did not succeed. Something went
wrong. They began to fear that the lady correspondent had given
them the wrong dope. For, although three months had passed, and
they had played golf together until they were as loath to clasp a
golf club as a red-hot poker, they knew no one, and no one knew
them. That is, they did not know the Van Wardens; and if you
lived at Scarboro and were not recognized by the Van Wardens, you
were not to be found on any map.
Since the days of Hendrik Hudson the country-seat of the Van
Wardens had looked down upon the river that bears his name, and
ever since those days the Van Wardens had looked down upon
everybody else. They were so proud that at all their gates they
had placed signs reading, "No horses allowed. Take the other
road." The other road was an earth road used by tradespeople from
Ossining; the road reserved for the Van Wardens, and automobiles,
was of bluestone. It helped greatly to give the Van Warden estate
the appearance of a well kept cemetery. And those Van Wardens who
occupied the country-place were as cold and unsociable as the
sort of people who occupy cemeteries--except "Harry" Van Warden,
and she lived in New York at the Turf Club.
Harry, according to all local tradition--for he frequently
motored out to Warden Koopf, the Van Warden country-seat--and,
according to the newspapers, was a devil of a fellow and in no
sense cold or unsociable. So far as the Keeps read of him, he was
always being arrested for overspeeding, or breaking his
collar-bone out hunting, or losing his front teeth at polo. This
greatly annoyed the proud sisters at Warden Koopf; not because
Harry was arrested or had broken his collar-bone, but because it
dragged the family name into the newspapers.
"If you would only play polo or ride to hounds instead of playing
golf," sighed Winnie Keep to her husband, "you would meet Harry
Van Warden, and he'd introduce you to his sisters, and then we
could break in anywhere."
"If I was to ride to hounds," returned her husband, "the only
thing I'd break would be my neck."
The country-place of the Keeps was completely satisfactory, and
for the purposes of their social comedy the stage-setting was
perfect. The house was one they had rented from a man of charming
taste and inflated fortune; and with it they had taken over his
well-disciplined butler, his pictures, furniture, family silver,
and linen. It stood upon an eminence, was heavily wooded, and
surrounded by many gardens; but its chief attraction was an
artificial lake well stocked with trout that lay directly below
the terrace of the house and also in full view from the road to
This latter fact caused Winnie Keep much concern. In the
neighborhood were many Italian laborers, and on several nights
the fish had tempted these born poachers to trespass; and more
than once, on hot summer evenings, small boys from Tarrytown and
Ossining had broken through the hedge, and used the lake as a
"It makes me nervous," complained Winnie. "I don't like the idea
of people prowling around so near the house. And think of those
twelve hundred convicts, not one mile away, in Sing Sing. Most of
them are burglars, and if they ever get out, our house is the
very first one they'll break into."
"I haven't caught anybody in this neighborhood breaking into our
house yet," said Fred, "and I'd be glad to see even a burglar!"
They were seated on the brick terrace that overlooked the lake.
It was just before the dinner hour, and the dusk of a wonderful
October night had fallen on the hedges, the clumps of evergreens,
the rows of close-clipped box. A full moon was just showing
itself above the tree-tops, turning the lake into moving silver.
Fred rose from his wicker chair and, crossing to his young bride,
touched her hair fearfully with the tips of his fingers.
"What if we don't know anybody, Win," he said, "and nobody knows
us? It's been a perfectly good honeymoon, hasn't it? If you just
look at it that way, it works out all right. We came here really
for our honeymoon, to be together, to be alone--"
Winnie laughed shortly. "They certainly have left us alone!" she
"But where else could we have been any happier?" demanded the
young husband loyally. "Where will you find any prettier place
than this, just as it is at this minute, so still and sweet and
silent? There's nothing the matter with that moon, is there?
Nothing the matter with the lake? Where's there a better place
for a honeymoon? It's a bower--a bower of peace, solitude
As though mocking his words, there burst upon the sleeping
countryside the shriek of a giant siren. It was raucous,
virulent, insulting. It came as sharply as a scream of terror, it
continued in a bellow of rage. Then, as suddenly as it had cried
aloud, it sank to silence; only after a pause of an instant, as
though giving a signal, to shriek again in two sharp blasts. And
then again it broke into the hideous long drawn scream of rage,
insistent, breathless, commanding; filling the soul of him who
heard it, even of the innocent, with alarm.
"In the name of Heaven!" gasped Keep, "what's that?"
Down the terrace the butler was hastening toward them. When he
stopped, he spoke as though he were announcing dinner. "A
convict, sir," he said, "has escaped from Sing Sing. I thought
you might not understand the whistle. I thought perhaps you would
wish Mrs. Keep to come in-doors."
"Why?" asked Winnie Keep.
"The house is near the road, madam," said the butler. "And there
are so many trees and bushes. Last summer two of them hid here,
and the keepers--there was a fight." The man glanced at Keep.
Fred touched his wife on the arm.
"It's time to dress for dinner, Win," he said.
"And what are you going to do?" demanded Winnie.
I'm going to finish this cigar first. It doesn't take me long to
change." He turned to the butler. "And I'll have a cocktail, too
I'll have it out here."
The servant left them, but in the French window that opened from
the terrace to the library Mrs. Keep lingered irresolutely.
"Fred," she begged, "you--you're not going to poke around in the
bushes, are you?--just because you think I'm frightened?"
Her husband laughed at her. "I certainly am NOT!" he said. "And
you're not frightened, either. Go in. I'll be with you in a
But the girl hesitated. Still shattering the silence of the night
the siren shrieked relentlessly; it seemed to be at their very
door, to beat and buffet the window-panes. The bride shivered and
held her fingers to her ears.
"Why don't they stop it!" she whispered. "Why don't they give him
When she had gone, Fred pulled one of the wicker chairs to the
edge of the terrace, and, leaning forward with his chin in his
hands, sat staring down at the lake. The moon had cleared the
tops of the trees, had blotted the lawns with black, rigid
squares, had disguised the hedges with wavering shadows.
Somewhere near at hand a criminal--a murderer, burglar, thug--was
at large, and the voice of the prison he had tricked still
bellowed in rage, in amazement, still clamored not only for his
person but perhaps for his life. The whole countryside heard it:
the farmers bedding down their cattle for the night; the guests
of the Briar Cliff Inn, dining under red candle shades; the joy
riders from the city, racing their cars along the Albany road. It
woke the echoes of Sleepy Hollow. It crossed the Hudson. The
granite walls of the Palisades flung it back against the granite
walls of the prison. Whichever way the convict turned, it hunted
him, reaching for him, pointing him out--stirring in the heart of
each who heard it the lust of the hunter, which never is so cruel
as when the hunted thing is a man.
"Find him!" shrieked the siren. "Find him! He's there, behind
your hedge! He's kneeling by the stone wall. THAT'S he running in
the moonlight. THAT'S he crawling through the dead leaves! Stop
him! Drag him down! He's mine! Mine!"
But from within the prison, from within the gray walls that made
the home of the siren, each of twelve hundred men cursed it with
his soul. Each, clinging to the bars of his cell, each, trembling
with a fearful joy, each, his thumbs up, urging on with all the
strength of his will the hunted, rat-like figure that stumbled
panting through the crisp October night, bewildered by strange
lights, beset by shadows, staggering and falling, running like a
mad dog in circles, knowing that wherever his feet led him the
siren still held him by the heels.
As a rule, when Winnie Keep was dressing for dinner, Fred, in the
room adjoining, could hear her unconsciously and light-heartedly
singing to herself. It was a habit of hers that he loved. But on
this night, although her room was directly above where he sat
upon the terrace, he heard no singing. He had been on the terrace
for a quarter of an hour. Gridley, the aged butler who was rented
with the house, and who for twenty years had been an inmate of
it, had brought the cocktail and taken away the empty glass. And
Keep had been alone with his thoughts. They were entirely of the
convict. If the man suddenly confronted him and begged his aid,
what would he do? He knew quite well what he would do. He
considered even the means by which he would assist the fugitive
to a successful get-away.
The ethics of the question did not concern Fred. He did not weigh
his duty to the State of New York, or to society. One day, when
he had visited "the institution," as a somewhat sensitive
neighborhood prefers to speak of it, he was told that the chance
of a prisoner's escaping from Sing Sing and not being at once
retaken was one out of six thousand. So with Fred it was largely
a sporting proposition. Any man who could beat a
six-thousand-to-one shot commanded his admiration.
And, having settled his own course of action, he tried to imagine
himself in the place of the man who at that very moment was
endeavoring to escape. Were he that man, he would first, he
decided, rid himself of his tell-tale clothing. But that would
leave him naked, and in Westchester County a naked man would be
quite as conspicuous as one in the purple-gray cloth of the
prison. How could he obtain clothes? He might hold up a
passer-by, and, if the passer-by did not flee from him or punch
him into insensibility, he might effect an exchange of garments;
he might by threats obtain them from some farmer; he might
despoil a scarecrow.
But with none of these plans was Fred entirely satisfied. The
question deeply perplexed him. How best could a naked man clothe
himself? And as he sat pondering that point, from the bushes a
naked man emerged. He was not entirely undraped. For around his
nakedness he had drawn a canvas awning. Fred recognized it as
having been torn from one of the row-boats in the lake. But,
except for that, the man was naked to his heels. He was a young
man of Fred's own age. His hair was cut close, his face
smooth-shaven, and above his eye was a half-healed bruise. He
had the sharp, clever, rat-like face of one who lived by evil
knowledge. Water dripped from him, and either for that reason or
from fright the young man trembled, and, like one who had been
running, breathed in short, hard gasps.
Fred was surprised to find that he was not in the least
surprised. It was as though he had been waiting for the man, as
though it had been an appointment.
Two thoughts alone concerned him: that before he could rid
himself of his visitor his wife might return and take alarm, and
that the man, not knowing his friendly intentions, and in a state
to commit murder, might rush him. But the stranger made no
hostile move, and for a moment in the moonlight the two young men
eyed each other warily.
Then, taking breath and with a violent effort to stop the
chattering of his teeth, the stranger launched into his story.
"I took a bath in your pond," he blurted forth, "and--and they
stole my clothes! That's why I'm like this!"
Fred was consumed with envy. In comparison with this ingenious
narrative how prosaic and commonplace became his own plans to rid
himself of accusing garments and explain his nakedness. He
regarded the stranger with admiration. But even though he
applauded the other's invention, he could not let him suppose
that he was deceived by it.
"Isn't it rather a cold night to take a bath?" he said.
As though in hearty agreement, the naked man burst into a violent
fit of shivering.
"It wasn't a bath," he gasped. "It was a bet!"
"A what!" exclaimed Fred. His admiration was increasing. "A bet?
Then you are not alone?"
"I am NOW--damn them!" exclaimed the naked one. He began again
reluctantly. "We saw you from the road, you and a woman, sitting
here in the light from that room. They bet me I didn't dare strip
and swim across your pond with you sitting so near. I can see now
it was framed up on me from the start. For when I was swimming
back I saw them run to where I'd left my clothes, and then I
heard them crank up, and when I got to the hedge the car was
Keep smiled encouragingly. "The car!" he assented. "So you've
been riding around in the moonlight?"
The other nodded, and was about to speak when there burst in upon
them the roaring scream of the siren. The note now was of deeper
rage, and came in greater volume. Between his clinched teeth the
naked one cursed fiercely, and then, as though to avoid further
questions, burst into a fit of coughing. Trembling and shaking,
he drew the canvas cloak closer to him. But at no time did his
anxious, prying eyes leave the eyes of Keep.
"You--you couldn't lend me a suit of clothes could you?" he
stuttered. "Just for to-night? I'll send them back. It's all
right," he added; reassuringly. "I live near here."
With a start Keep raised his eyes, and distressed by his look,
the young man continued less confidently.
"I don't blame you if you don't believe it," he stammered,
"seeing me like this; but I DO live right near here. Everybody
around here knows me, and I guess you've read about me in the
papers, too. I'm--that is, my name--" like one about to take a
plunge he drew a short breath, and the rat-like eyes regarded
Keep watchfully--"my name is Van Warden. I'm the one you read
about--Harry--I'm Harry Van Warden!"
After a pause, slowly and reprovingly Fred shook his head; but
his smile was kindly even regretful, as though he were sorry he
could not longer enjoy the stranger's confidences.
"My boy!" he exclaimed, "you're MORE than Van Warden! You're a
genius!" He rose and made a peremptory gesture. "Sorry," he said,
"but this isn't safe for either of us. Follow me, and I'll dress
you up and send you where you want to go." He turned and
whispered over his shoulder: "Some day let me hear from you. A
man with your nerve--"
In alarm the naked one with a gesture commanded silence.
The library led to the front hall. In this was the coat-room.
First making sure the library and hall were free of servants,
Fred tiptoed to the coat-room and, opening the door, switched: on
the electric light. The naked man, leaving in his wake a trail of
damp footprints, followed at his heels.
Fred pointed at golf-capes, sweaters, greatcoats hanging from
hooks, and on the floor at boots and overshoes.
"Put on that motor-coat and the galoshes," he commanded. "They'll
cover you in case you have to run for it. I'm going to leave you
here while I get you some clothes. If any of the servants butt
in, don't lose your head. Just say you're waiting to see me--Mr.
Keep. I won't be long. Wait."
"Wait!" snorted the stranger. "You BET I'll wait!'
As Fred closed the door upon him, the naked one was rubbing
himself violently with Mrs. Keep's yellow golf-jacket.
In his own room Fred collected a suit of blue serge, a tennis
shirt, boots, even a tie. Underclothes he found ready laid out
for him, and he snatched them from the bed. From a roll of money
in his bureau drawer he counted out a hundred dollars. Tactfully
he slipped the money in the trousers pocket of the serge suit and
with the bundle of clothes in his arms raced downstairs and
shoved them into the coat-room.
"Don't come out until I knock," he commanded. "And," he added in
a vehement whisper, "don't come out at all unless you have
The stranger grunted.
Fred rang for Gridley and told him to have his car brought around
to the door. He wanted it to start at once within two minutes.
When the butler had departed, Fred, by an inch, again opened the
coat-room door. The stranger had draped himself in the
underclothes and the shirt, and at the moment was carefully
arranging the tie.
"Hurry!" commanded Keep. "The car'll be here in a minute. Where
shall I tell him to take you?"
The stranger chuckled excitedly; his confidence seemed to be
returning. "New York," he whispered, "fast as he can get there!
Look here," he added doubtfully, "there's a roll of bills in
"They're yours," said Fred.
The stranger exclaimed vigorously. "You're all right!" he
whispered. "I won't forget this, or you either. I'll send the
money back same time I send the clothes."
"Exactly!" said Fred.
The wheels of the touring-car crunched on the gravel drive, and
Fred slammed to the door, and like a sentry on guard paced before
it. After a period which seemed to stretch over many minutes
there came from the inside a cautious knocking. With equal
caution Fred opened the door of the width of a finger, and put
his ear to the crack.
"You couldn't find me a button-hook, could you?" whispered the
Indignantly Fred shut the door and, walking to the veranda,
hailed the chauffeur. James, the chauffeur, was a Keepsburg boy,
and when Keep had gone to Cambridge James had accompanied him.
Keep knew the boy could be trusted.
"You're to take a man to New York," he said, "or wherever he
wants to go. Don't talk to him. Don't ask any questions. So, if
YOU'RE questioned, you can say you know nothing. That's for your
The chauffeur mechanically touched his cap and started down the
steps. As he did so, the prison whistle, still unsatisfied, still
demanding its prey, shattered the silence. As though it had hit
him a physical blow, the youth jumped. He turned and lifted
startled, inquiring eyes to where Keep stood above him.
"I told you," said Keep, "to ask no questions.
As Fred re-entered the hall, Winnie Keep was coming down the
stairs toward him. She had changed to one of the prettiest
evening gowns of her trousseau, and so outrageously lovely was
the combination of herself and the gown that her husband's
excitement and anxiety fell from him, and he was lost in
admiration. But he was not for long lost. To his horror; the door
of the coat-closet opened toward his wife and out of the closet
the stranger emerged. Winnie, not accustomed to seeing young men
suddenly appear from among the dust-coats, uttered a sharp
With what he considered great presence of mind, Fred swung upon
"Did you fix it?" he demanded.
The visitor did not heed him. In amazement in abject admiration,
his eyes were fastened upon the beautiful and radiant vision
presented by Winnie Keep. But he also still preserved sufficient
presence of mind to nod his head dully.
"Come," commanded Fred. "The car is waiting."
Still the stranger did not move. As though he had never before
seen a woman, as though her dazzling loveliness held him in a
trance, he stood still, gazing, gaping, devouring Winnie with his
eyes. In her turn, Winnie beheld a strange youth who looked like
a groom out of livery, so overcome by her mere presence as to be
struck motionless and inarticulate. For protection she moved in
some alarm toward her husband.
The stranger gave a sudden jerk of his body that might have been
intended for a bow. Before Keep could interrupt him, like a
parrot reciting its lesson, he exclaimed explosively:
"My name's Van Warden. I'm Harry Van Warden."
He seemed as little convinced of the truth of his statement as
though he had announced that he was the Czar of Russia. It was as
though a stage-manager had drilled him in the lines.
But upon Winnie, as her husband saw to his dismay, the words
produced an instant and appalling effect. She fairly radiated
excitement and delight. How her husband had succeeded in
capturing the social prize of Scarboro she could not imagine,
but, for doing so, she flashed toward him a glance of deep and
Then she beamed upon the stranger. "Won't Mr. Van Warden stay to
dinner?" she asked.
Her husband emitted a howl. "He will NOT!" he cried. "He's not
that kind of a Van Warden. He's a plumber. He's the man that
fixes the telephone!"
He seized the visitor by the sleeve of the long motor-coat and
dragged him down the steps. Reluctantly, almost resistingly, the
visitor stumbled after him, casting backward amazed glances at
the beautiful lady. Fred thrust him into the seat beside the
chauffeur. Pointing at the golf-cap and automobile goggles which
the stranger was stupidly twisting in his hands, Fred whispered
"Put those on! Cover your face! Don't speak! The man knows what
With eager eyes and parted lips James the chauffeur was waiting
for the signal. Fred nodded sharply, and the chauffeur stooped to
throw in the clutch. But the car did not start. From the hedge
beside the driveway, directly in front of the wheels, something
on all fours threw itself upon the gravel; something in a suit of
purple-gray; something torn and bleeding, smeared with sweat and
dirt; something that cringed and crawled, that tried to rise and
sank back upon its knees, lifting to the glare of the head-lights
the white face and white hair of a very old, old man. The
kneeling figure sobbed; the sobs rising from far down in the pit
of the stomach, wrenching the body like waves of nausea. The man
stretched his arms toward them. From long disuse his voice
cracked and broke.
"I'm done!" he sobbed. "I can't go no farther! I give myself up!"
Above the awful silence that held the four young people, the
prison siren shrieked in one long, mocking howl of triumph.
It was the stranger who was the first to act. Pushing past Fred,
and slipping from his own shoulders the long motor-coat, he
flung it over the suit of purple-gray. The goggles he clapped
upon the old man's frightened eyes, the golf-cap he pulled down
over the white hair. With one arm he lifted the convict, and with
the other dragged and pushed him into the seat beside the
chauffeur. Into the hands of the chauffeur he thrust the roll of
"Get him away!" he ordered. "It's only twelve miles to the
Connecticut line. As soon as you're across, buy him clothes and a
ticket to Boston. Go through White Plains to Greenwich--and then
As though suddenly remembering the presence of the owner of the
car, he swung upon Fred. "Am I right?" he demanded.
"Of course!" roared Fred. He flung his arm at the chauffeur as
though throwing him into space.
"Get-to-hell-out-of-here!" he shouted.
The chauffeur, by profession a criminal, but by birth a human
being, chuckled savagely and this time threw in the clutch. With
a grinding of gravel the racing-car leaped into the night, its
ruby rear lamp winking in farewell, its tiny siren answering the
great siren of the prison in jeering notes of joy and victory.
Fred had supposed that at the last moment the younger convict
proposed to leap to the running-board, but instead the stranger
Fred shouted impotently after the flying car. In dismay he seized
the stranger by the arm.
"But you?" he demanded. "How are you going to get away?"
The stranger turned appealingly to where upon the upper step
stood Winnie Keep.
"I don't want to get away," he said. "I was hoping, maybe, you'd
let me stay to dinner."
A terrible and icy chill crept down the spine of Fred Keep. He
moved so that the light from the hall fell full upon the face of
"Will you kindly tell me," Fred demanded, "who the devil you
The stranger exclaimed peevishly. "I've BEEN telling you all
evening," he protested. "I'm Harry Van Warden!"
Gridley, the ancient butler, appeared in the open door.
"Dinner is served, madam," he said.
The stranger gave an exclamation of pleasure. "Hello, Gridley!"
he cried. "Will you please tell Mr. Keep who I am? Tell him, if
he'll ask me to dinner, I won't steal the spoons."
Upon the face of Gridley appeared a smile it never had been the
privilege of Fred Keep to behold. The butler beamed upon the
stranger fondly, proudly, by the right of long acquaintanceship,
with the affection of an old friend. Still beaming, he bowed to
"If Mr. Harry--Mr. Van Warden," he said, "is to stay to dinner,
might I suggest, sir, he is very partial to the Paul Vibert,
Fred Keep gazed stupidly from his butler to the stranger and then
at his wife. She was again radiantly beautiful and smilingly
Gridley coughed tentatively. "Shall I open a bottle, sir?" he
Hopelessly Fred tossed his arms heavenward.
"Open a case!" he roared.
At ten o'clock, when they were still at table and reaching a
state of such mutual appreciation that soon they would be calling
each other by their first names, Gridley brought in a written
message he had taken from the telephone. It was a long-distance
call from Yonkers, sent by James, the faithful chauffeur.
Fred read it aloud.
"I got that party the articles he needed," it read, "and saw him
safe on a train to Boston. On the way back I got arrested for
speeding the car on the way down. Please send money. I am in a
cell in Yonkers."